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This is true because tonight we're having ourselves a three-way that's
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3x urban legends for the price of
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And they all focus on America's favorite play toy
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What's the video camera
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Home
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Connect to the Bluetooth
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I got to love a girl who appreciates staying in exactly
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What's a cup of copper tops into the Handycam
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One thing about Shelly she's not shy
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It seems Shelly is wide open to this whole home video idea
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Ankles to set
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Stop the camera on its tripod
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Dude I didn't need the visual
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Anyway
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Mike aims to camera at the kitchen counter
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Then invite Shelly over to get cook
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Heated
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Smoking hot
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The camera keeps rolling recording it all and let me tell you this Shelly has
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Mike's loving her from her head down to her tippy toes
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No
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Mike keeps munching and kissing and licking away
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Set an alarm for tomorrow
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She bends over the counter and presents him with some hot tasty buns
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The first pitch go
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I like slows the pace in order to give Shelly a taste of things to come
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Then it's balls to the wall Sprint to the finish line
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Hot and juicy ball batter Bast
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That's something you won't see on the Food Channel
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Play some rock and internet site to ship your homegrown sex stuff
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Amateur p**** yesterday's boner
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Private videos made by private citizens intended to be viewed in the privacy of their own homes
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Now even better
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This video geek pops and Shelly's return tape
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Only to discover
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There's been a slight mistake
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Instead of returning the rented show
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Shelly brought the original camera master of her and Mike
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Cooking it up nasty in the kitchen
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Are you getting
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He's getting it
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One thing's for sure
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Video Geeks no quality Cinema when they see
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And
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He's definitely Prime Jack material
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Well what do you know
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Entrepreneurs
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This is sure to be the first in a long series of tapes these boys plan to release under the title
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Girls gone wack
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As for Shelly and Mike well they moved away
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Would you like that
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She's going to love this
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Slam dunk
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The local girls basketball coach
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The environmental locker room for a private celebration
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Yeah right can you say
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Fireable off
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They just kick some major ass
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And now it's time to party
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If they want to include their coach in the action
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Coach Everhart tries to be casual about it
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But then Jasmine grabs the team video camera
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This is definitely going to be a party for the record books
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Girls clothes magically disappear along with her inhibition
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The champagne bubble bath but this just gets them all fired up again
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Dribble bubbly from their Bodacious Boobies
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We decided to keep the camera rolling to capture their final moments on tape
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And there are some great moments going on in this wet and wild fun house
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Coach Everhart always said
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What happens in the locker room
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What day is a locker room
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Jasmine considered sitting this one out
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Circling it over and over before it drops
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Preparation is what got them to the championship
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And chemistry
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Yeah on the court and
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No
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And if there's one thing coach Everhart emphasize this season
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And right now
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These girls
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Forming a daisy chain
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All aboard the oral sex Express
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This is turning into a clutch situation
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And Jasmine knows when you're driving deep in your opponent's key
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And you're looking to score
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Turn to your coach for the next move
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Is single the girls to switch to a Zone off
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Erogenous Zone
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You know
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Nothing offensive about that dude
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But he's tired of warming the bench and wants to start warming his would instead
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Good thing Jasmine brings him in to get his game on
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She knows there's no I in team
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What's spells
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That's a stretch dude
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What you got the right idea
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Coach Everhart is packing
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But it looks like he's still got a few moves to show his girls
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And over again
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A good player needs balance
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Ball control
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There's something about winning that brings out the best in people finally
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Tickles or rim
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Well
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A couple of weeks later
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Jasmine's parents receive a package
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They couldn't make it to the big game
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Jasmine's wedding performance
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And sure enough there she is
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Driving the ball for a slam dunk
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Mom and dad are stunned
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Express is riding again with Jasmine as the Cabo
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Looks like their baby girl has a really good shot of being named this season's MVP
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Most visible p**** nice
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I'm sure he was looking forward to his new coaching position in the men's penal system don't you mean
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Pain
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Same suggested phrase
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Victoria sure seems to know a lot about cameras and Light
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In a stream that being on TV since she was a little girl
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Well Victoria decided to make it a reality
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An invested quite a bit of cash converting her home
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Into a mini studio
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Cameras and recording decks scattered throughout
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Not
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Showtime
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She starts off slow
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Peeling away or clothes
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I'm playing right to the
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I'm liking this girl
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Yeah but this chick's attention is only focused on one thing
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If you cracked open the dictionary and looked up narcissist
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Define Victorious
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Victoria may be happy to oblige
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Is Victorious got more than one secret hidden beneath a
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You ain't kidding my friend
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Only this time
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Check the weather outside is frightful
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Timer the weather outside is Fright
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Repeat the light off
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Tell me whether I'm wondering about is
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Whether I can get a copy of this tape
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In due time my friend
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The next day
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She had so much fun at last night's taping
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Once again
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Monica the sexy interns soaks it all in
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Sure enough
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The weather girl is really blowing hard today
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Honor co-star Fred the anchor
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And just as she guess
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Fred feels right at home under the Hot Lights
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And they shift positions to get the best camera angle for both of them
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Apparently Victoria also has aspirations to direct
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To brush up on current events
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Victoria gets distracted by her own bad
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It has to sneak a peek at the monitors
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Play Anchorman Fred gets her attention back
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It's time for the pump and grinders Newsboy drives into Victoria from behind
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And is Victoria
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What's the weather inside
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That's a wrap
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Patience my friend
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What are you saying
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Remember Monica the sexy intern
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No don't tell me
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Hey everyone's got a soft spot for a hot sex scandal
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The weather outside is frightful
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What's the weather
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I wonder who's behind that
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We're going to have nothing but sunshine
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Sunshine
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Play sunshine
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Are sexy and turn Monica
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Was clawing her
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Knocking both Fred and Victoria
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Right out of her way
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