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This is true and I met ready to start a software absolutely
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Is it truly possible to only bone one chick for the rest of your life
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Good question
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What's Mitch's solution
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He consults an expert
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Take me there brother
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Fidelity
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Mitch's Fidelity issues are resolved
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In no time
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These two stripped out of their clothes
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Unfortunately for Mitch Debbie's a little hungry today
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Mitch is hitting Debbie and just the right spot
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But that's where Mitch is wrong
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We're talking on fire hot Jocelyn's a cool blonde with
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Box lunch with a pair of Milkshakes but he soon realized that she's there for other
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Some chick behind your back
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Normally dick would be happy to f*** over a guy like Mitch for free
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Consider this case wide open
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Hey I have no problem with that
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Do you have any suspicions she won't let Mitch near me it sounds like they're married already totally
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Ask him if he's having an affair
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Well well well well well does Michigan First hey Mitch is no idiot he knows that when a situ
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Situation demands complete honesty there's only one appropriate response
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You pour on the chart
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You lie your ass off
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Mitch plays Jocelyn perfectly
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He's got a really on the ropes
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Which season opening and makes his move by reaching for her tit
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One thing I'll say for him
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This Mitch is smooth
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Jocelyn wants to believe him so badly she lets him guide her to the bed and strip her down
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Even if it's just for a brief moment Jocelyn's able to convince yourself that Mitch is truly the right
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He gets busy showing her just how right he can be
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This Jocelyn is blessed with a knockout body
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And Mitch has no wish to let it slip through his fingers
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Nice
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Fiance find his way home
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After a session like this
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Don't tell me she's still planning to marry this prick
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I said
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Almost
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There's still a matter of Dick the detective
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And sure enough
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Dick keeps his camera focused on Mitch and his mistress
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Debbie is giving him a full gynecological show in widescreen No Doubt
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Dick's got more than enough to bury this jerk but just in case these two stick to the presidential definition of
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Sure enough they drop down on the bed and Mitch seals his Fate by
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Hammers away
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Planning on shooting at 2:00 hey Dixon Pro and he keeps going till the deed is done
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Dick knows a money shot when he sees one and this one's a
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Collect in fact
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They say a picture is worth a thousand words
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I get the idea
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What's Jocelyn going to do
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Jocelyn Wants Revenge
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She has a pretty good idea how to get it
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I have an announcement to make
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I have prepared a surprise present for my fiance
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Seems Jocelyn's arranged a special photo exhibit for the folks
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News of course
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Featuring a little something for everyone
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We talking to Smorgasbord of sex positions
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Oh
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And they're sucking fucking munching
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You name it
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It's there
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And it's all starring our boy
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I'm ready for my close-up Mr DeMille
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And it seems Mitch is not the only one whose
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This is puckering right about now
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Because the best is yet to come
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Mitch's partner in slime
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And get this
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Debbie is Jocelyn's maid of honor
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Made for pleasure sounds more like it
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Mitch's photos of left the group a bit speechless
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This part of the rehearsal dinner was definitely not mentioned in the bridal magazines
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But she still lives at home where Mom and Dad keep her on a tight leash
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Fortunately her and her boyfriend Randy have discovered one place where they can have a little privacy
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Maya and Randy sneak into the garage for a quick pork and Ride in her parents convertible
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Maya's diving for Randy zipper
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It's pretty tight corner so
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Randy's balls are rumbling
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He climbs into the back seat and drops trout
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Maya knows a green light for love and when she sees one and gladly hops on board
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Suddenly a door swings open
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It's Maya's Mom hello
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She must have heard them fumbling around
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Maya's parents would freak if they caught Randy and Maya together
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Are two lovebirds
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Too Close tell me about
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You should know speedy
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Anyway
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Will my friend you be amazed what are parents actually went for it no
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Some kind of War
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Pestilence
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The point is Maya's mom and dad must fly out immediately and pour Maya needs to stay behind
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Poor baby
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What's okay Mommy
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Put Maya's acting strong
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On the horn
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Precisely
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They know they have all weekend
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Sol Maya treats Randy to a nasty strip show
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Randy's enjoying this change of
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Finally he's got nothing but time on his hands yeah
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Time and Maya's tits hell yes
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Itching
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Get drilled from behind
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Randy is certainly up for that and plunges right in
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Celebrating a birthday in your birthday
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What it appears Maya was only getting warmed up
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Is Maya's pulsing for more and is ready to get down and dirty and her parents bathroom
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Apparently she's not going to be satisfied until she's soils every inch of
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Braces himself for a blistering counter
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Attack
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Randy takes my to the carpet and finishes her off on mom's bathroom
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They both need to hit the kitchen for some serious carbo-loading
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Putting the kids Young
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Still going to be a dirty girl
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You see this is Maya's birthday
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And she's not planning to stop until they celebrated
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In every room of her parents house
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Hey it's her party and she'll fuck where she wants to
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Sounds like Maya wants to have her cock and eat it too
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Dude she likes it so much she goes back for seconds
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No
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Maya suggests they wind down by watching p*** and mommy and daddy's bedroom
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As you can imagine these two horndogs crash hard so hard in fact
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Let me guess
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What's my
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Maya makes Randy go with her
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And if memory serves
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They skipped the laundry room
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Maya guides Randy through the dark house and suddenly the light snap on
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Maya and Randy can't believe it
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They just wanted to surprise her with a birthday party at home and a few of the families closest friends
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Only it seems a surprise is on them
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