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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,622 Tamra is a legend. 2 00:02:41,623 --> 00:02:45,329 Yeah, yeah, she’s had two hitless albums back-to-back, 3 00:02:45,330 --> 00:02:49,367 but someone else’s take isn’t the ticket. 4 00:02:49,730 --> 00:02:50,532 We need hers. 5 00:02:50,533 --> 00:02:54,668 We need someone who can get her to actually open up 6 00:02:54,669 --> 00:02:55,504 and be honest. 7 00:02:55,505 --> 00:03:01,213 Somebody who can get her to say something brutal or cocky, 8 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:02,247 whatever it actually is. 9 00:03:02,248 --> 00:03:05,382 What does she still want from music? 10 00:03:05,383 --> 00:03:06,878 What does she still think was, 11 00:03:06,879 --> 00:03:09,419 you know, missing from that last project? 12 00:03:09,420 --> 00:03:14,919 The only thing a story about a legend like Tamra Camden is missing 13 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:18,428 is as much Tamra Camden as possible. 14 00:03:18,429 --> 00:03:19,594 Damn good point, Ariel. 15 00:03:19,595 --> 00:03:22,267 I’d read that. 16 00:03:22,268 --> 00:03:23,664 Thank you. 17 00:03:23,665 --> 00:03:25,633 Uh, I mean, I would love to maybe-- 18 00:03:25,634 --> 00:03:27,404 What about Chris Wreath to write it? 19 00:03:27,405 --> 00:03:28,966 I mean, he would be inspired, right? 20 00:03:28,967 --> 00:03:32,937 Yeah, strong agree. I’ll send him a note. 21 00:03:32,938 --> 00:03:33,905 Done. 22 00:03:33,906 --> 00:03:35,776 Okay. Good job. 23 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:39,218 Moving on. 24 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,485 On to the M.O.B. 25 00:04:09,007 --> 00:04:11,481 It’s just driving me fucking nuts. 26 00:04:11,482 --> 00:04:14,550 I’ve been there for three years. 27 00:04:14,551 --> 00:04:15,419 Three years of my life, 28 00:04:15,420 --> 00:04:18,785 and I haven’t written a single real story. 29 00:04:18,786 --> 00:04:20,017 - Yes, you have. - No, I haven’t. 30 00:04:20,018 --> 00:04:21,018 What are you talking about? 31 00:04:21,019 --> 00:04:23,691 I loved that piece on that, uh... What was it? 32 00:04:23,692 --> 00:04:25,363 Blind martial arts instructor. 33 00:04:25,364 --> 00:04:27,596 - Oh, yeah, okay. - How’d he do that three-finger thing? 34 00:04:27,597 --> 00:04:29,301 - Oh. Like... - It was like... 35 00:04:33,471 --> 00:04:37,640 - Wow, you look cute today. - Stop. 36 00:04:38,674 --> 00:04:40,312 - Okay. - Okay. 37 00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:41,610 This is how I see it. 38 00:04:41,611 --> 00:04:43,414 Step one, 39 00:04:43,415 --> 00:04:44,580 write about famous people 40 00:04:44,581 --> 00:04:46,912 because they’re inherently fascinating. 41 00:04:46,913 --> 00:04:48,749 That’s where I’m at right now. 42 00:04:48,750 --> 00:04:51,290 - Step two... - "Famous people." 43 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,424 Okay. Step two, 44 00:04:53,425 --> 00:04:55,426 people start to find me fascinating 45 00:04:55,427 --> 00:04:57,725 ’cause I’m writing about fascinating people. 46 00:04:57,726 --> 00:04:58,363 And then, three, 47 00:04:58,364 --> 00:05:03,060 take that goodwill and use it to write whatever the fuck I want. 48 00:05:03,061 --> 00:05:03,731 What’s the... 49 00:05:03,732 --> 00:05:06,338 what’s the end goal of all that, though? 50 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:07,339 Like, what’s the point? 51 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:10,474 - Write a book. Like... - Mmm. 52 00:05:10,475 --> 00:05:11,937 Books, plural. 53 00:05:11,938 --> 00:05:14,875 Then, show people that... 54 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,844 I don’t know... 55 00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:18,878 that I’m a good fucking writer. 56 00:05:18,879 --> 00:05:20,352 Show them what I... I think 57 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:23,586 and... and... and feel, love, hate. 58 00:05:23,587 --> 00:05:26,017 But at this rate, I’ll be, like, 35 59 00:05:26,018 --> 00:05:28,690 before that ever happens, which is basically 40. 60 00:05:28,691 --> 00:05:29,922 Sorry, no offense. 61 00:05:29,923 --> 00:05:32,892 Whoa, hold up. I’m... I... I’m only 32. 62 00:05:32,893 --> 00:05:35,433 - What the hell? - I’m like... I rounded up. 63 00:05:35,434 --> 00:05:36,698 - That’s wack. - That’s my fault. 64 00:05:36,699 --> 00:05:37,699 - I... I rounded up. - Okay, also, 65 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:40,438 is this one of those vents where you just need to vent 66 00:05:40,439 --> 00:05:43,903 or one of the rare vents where you actually want advice? 67 00:05:43,904 --> 00:05:45,807 Wow. Okay. 68 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,511 The former. Right. 69 00:05:47,512 --> 00:05:49,645 Can you pass me the... 70 00:05:49,646 --> 00:05:50,514 I am open. 71 00:05:50,515 --> 00:05:53,353 I will take advice. I’m open. 72 00:05:53,782 --> 00:05:56,421 - For real? - Yeah, for real. 73 00:05:56,422 --> 00:05:57,422 Okay. 74 00:05:57,423 --> 00:06:00,359 Well, with love and compassion, 75 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,758 I don’t think anyone gives a fuck about what you feel 76 00:06:03,759 --> 00:06:04,825 or love or hate. 77 00:06:04,826 --> 00:06:07,058 Listen, you’re only 27 years old. 78 00:06:07,059 --> 00:06:08,565 You didn’t grow up poor or rich. 79 00:06:08,566 --> 00:06:11,403 You have a good job, a perfect bill of health. 80 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:12,536 No addictions, no enemies. 81 00:06:12,537 --> 00:06:15,671 Hell, you’ve never let anyone in close enough, 82 00:06:15,672 --> 00:06:19,807 present company included, to actually break your heart. 83 00:06:19,808 --> 00:06:22,678 And your parents are perfect, which is why you always shit on my mom. 84 00:06:22,679 --> 00:06:25,109 No, I always shit on your mom ’cause she’s fucking crazy. 85 00:06:25,110 --> 00:06:27,419 Your problem is that you’re middle. 86 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:29,014 Which is okay. Most people are. 87 00:06:29,015 --> 00:06:31,687 But it’s experience that gives people perspective, 88 00:06:31,688 --> 00:06:36,054 and it’s perspective that gives opinions their value, 89 00:06:36,055 --> 00:06:37,891 and yours is... 90 00:06:37,892 --> 00:06:40,026 it’s middle as fuck. 91 00:06:41,764 --> 00:06:43,062 Okay. 92 00:06:45,867 --> 00:06:46,933 This eel is delicious, by the way. 93 00:06:46,934 --> 00:06:49,672 Yeah, it’s really good. No, it’s really, really good. 94 00:06:49,673 --> 00:06:50,937 Are you okay? 95 00:06:50,938 --> 00:06:53,544 ’Cause I could... I could take that back. 96 00:06:53,545 --> 00:06:54,578 The eel is really good. 97 00:06:57,615 --> 00:06:58,109 So... 98 00:06:58,110 --> 00:06:59,715 I mean, now is the time, then. 99 00:06:59,716 --> 00:07:00,848 But why? Why is now the time? 100 00:07:00,849 --> 00:07:02,454 I mean, all the pictures are dropping in. 101 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:04,489 Like, do you think he had a ton of work done to his face? 102 00:07:04,490 --> 00:07:07,459 Probably, but I’m calling bullshit on the whole thing. 103 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:07,789 What’s up? 104 00:07:07,790 --> 00:07:10,022 There’s a rumor flying around that Moretti’s back. 105 00:07:10,023 --> 00:07:12,090 Like, "Moretti" Moretti? 106 00:07:12,091 --> 00:07:12,596 Oh, shit. 107 00:07:12,597 --> 00:07:15,159 I know. It’s a big day for me. Dina Simone was my first ringtone. 108 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:17,502 Dina Simone was everyone’s first ringtone. 109 00:07:17,503 --> 00:07:18,899 Well, don’t be a dick. 110 00:07:18,900 --> 00:07:20,637 Ooh, Stan. 111 00:07:20,638 --> 00:07:21,198 You hear? 112 00:07:21,199 --> 00:07:22,166 Moretti’s back. 113 00:07:22,167 --> 00:07:25,444 - Oh, my God. You, too? - I... 114 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:25,972 Are we done? Huh? 115 00:07:25,973 --> 00:07:28,645 I mean, if social media wants to freak out over every rumor, 116 00:07:28,646 --> 00:07:31,076 so be it, but you guys are supposed to be journalists. 117 00:07:31,077 --> 00:07:35,784 Besides, no one has seen or heard from Moretti in 30 years. 118 00:07:35,785 --> 00:07:36,620 If there was an album, 119 00:07:36,621 --> 00:07:40,723 I am sure they’d release it the same way he always did. 120 00:07:40,724 --> 00:07:44,463 Uh, his publicist, Soledad Yusef, 121 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,993 would mail in a VHS of him 122 00:07:46,994 --> 00:07:50,502 nonsensically just rattling off Moretti’s career highlights 123 00:07:50,503 --> 00:07:53,934 and proclaiming that a new album was on the way. 124 00:07:53,935 --> 00:07:55,133 It was nauseating. 125 00:07:55,134 --> 00:07:56,871 - Look at this. - What’s this? 126 00:07:56,872 --> 00:07:59,137 Hello, my loves. 127 00:07:59,138 --> 00:07:59,874 Hello. 128 00:07:59,875 --> 00:08:00,908 Holy shit, that’s actually him. 129 00:08:00,909 --> 00:08:04,043 It’s been a long time since we’ve done this dance. 130 00:08:05,210 --> 00:08:08,916 But I think this dance we do is a timeless one. Don’t you? 131 00:08:10,050 --> 00:08:13,250 A lot has changed in the last 27 years. 132 00:08:13,251 --> 00:08:14,218 Oh, my God. 133 00:08:14,219 --> 00:08:16,792 Can you believe it’s been 27 years? 134 00:08:16,793 --> 00:08:17,661 Look at me. 135 00:08:17,662 --> 00:08:20,632 I’m like a silver fox. 136 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:22,831 Okay. I’m having too much fun. 137 00:08:22,832 --> 00:08:24,998 Enough about me. 138 00:08:24,999 --> 00:08:28,199 What about him? What about him? 139 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:29,970 Mr. Glam-boyant himself. 140 00:08:29,971 --> 00:08:33,776 The Velvet Caller. Don Diva. 141 00:08:33,777 --> 00:08:35,140 The Wizard of Wiggle. 142 00:08:35,141 --> 00:08:39,815 The icon responsible for the highest-grossing world tour in history. 143 00:08:39,816 --> 00:08:44,985 The only living artist to secure 38 number one singles. 144 00:08:44,986 --> 00:08:45,953 Yes. Yes. 145 00:08:45,954 --> 00:08:48,219 It is with... Ooh! 146 00:08:48,220 --> 00:08:53,565 Unmitigated joy that I announce to you, my babies, 147 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:56,129 he’s bringing you a gift. 148 00:08:57,229 --> 00:09:01,640 The greatest album of modern times. 149 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:05,841 Future times, all times, really. 150 00:09:05,842 --> 00:09:08,107 And, in typical Debutante fashion, 151 00:09:08,108 --> 00:09:12,210 he’ll be playing for a select group of people this weekend 152 00:09:12,211 --> 00:09:15,686 before he gives this new blessing unto the world. 153 00:09:15,687 --> 00:09:18,315 And there is more to come. 154 00:09:18,316 --> 00:09:19,591 So much more. 155 00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:22,319 ♪ Such a sweet little thing ♪ 156 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:22,990 ♪ Dina ♪ 157 00:09:22,991 --> 00:09:25,993 ♪ And you deserve Million-dollar rings ♪ 158 00:09:25,994 --> 00:09:26,763 ♪ Simone ♪ 159 00:09:26,764 --> 00:09:29,766 ♪ I like Your tight little jeans ♪ 160 00:09:29,767 --> 00:09:30,294 ♪ Dina ♪ 161 00:09:30,295 --> 00:09:32,736 ♪ And I love how She dress like a saint ♪ 162 00:09:33,837 --> 00:09:35,068 ♪ Simone ♪ 163 00:09:35,069 --> 00:09:38,709 ♪ Hold me, baby Hold me tight ♪ 164 00:09:38,710 --> 00:09:39,875 ♪ Kiss me, girl ♪ 165 00:09:39,876 --> 00:09:41,646 ♪ It’s Saturday night ♪ 166 00:09:41,647 --> 00:09:42,878 ...Alfred Moretti. 167 00:09:42,879 --> 00:09:44,242 ♪ See me watching ♪ 168 00:09:44,243 --> 00:09:45,980 ♪ Paint the town ♪ 169 00:09:45,981 --> 00:09:47,883 ♪ She’s with us ♪ 170 00:09:47,884 --> 00:09:48,917 ♪ Queens and Crown ♪ 171 00:09:48,918 --> 00:09:51,755 ♪ All I want is you And diamonds on me ♪ 172 00:09:51,756 --> 00:09:55,957 ♪ Ooh, don’t you ever Show me mercy, ooh ♪ 173 00:09:55,958 --> 00:09:59,697 ♪ I’m here alone With reservations for three ♪ 174 00:09:59,698 --> 00:10:01,028 ♪ I need you ♪ 175 00:10:01,029 --> 00:10:03,899 ♪ You too, perfect, yeah ♪ 176 00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:06,638 ♪ Such a sweet little thing ♪ 177 00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:07,034 ♪ Dina ♪ 178 00:10:07,035 --> 00:10:09,773 ♪ And you deserve Million-dollar rings ♪ 179 00:10:09,774 --> 00:10:10,939 ♪ Simone ♪ 180 00:10:10,940 --> 00:10:14,107 ♪ I like Your tight little jeans ♪ 181 00:10:14,108 --> 00:10:14,877 ♪ Dina ♪ 182 00:10:14,878 --> 00:10:17,176 ♪ And I love how She dress like a saint ♪ 183 00:10:17,177 --> 00:10:18,078 ♪ Simone ♪ 184 00:10:18,079 --> 00:10:18,947 ♪ You chauffeur ’round ♪ 185 00:10:18,948 --> 00:10:21,818 ♪ All around the town In Cadillac Sedan de Villes ♪ 186 00:10:21,819 --> 00:10:23,919 ♪ And sex Is your favorite thing ♪ 187 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:26,086 ♪ Cocaine and blue pills ♪ 188 00:10:26,087 --> 00:10:27,956 ♪ You, club ♪ 189 00:10:27,957 --> 00:10:29,287 ♪ You, ballet ♪ 190 00:10:29,288 --> 00:10:30,860 ♪ She, in the bedroom ♪ 191 00:10:30,861 --> 00:10:33,357 ♪ Her right here In the valet ♪ 192 00:10:34,128 --> 00:10:36,932 ♪ Bodies intertwine In the dark lights ♪ 193 00:10:36,933 --> 00:10:38,835 ♪ Our souls ♪ 194 00:10:38,836 --> 00:10:39,231 Oh, shit. 195 00:10:39,232 --> 00:10:40,804 ♪ Exchange under The night sky ♪ 196 00:10:40,805 --> 00:10:44,302 ♪ Raging bulls Till we fall asleep ♪ 197 00:10:44,303 --> 00:10:47,074 ♪ The sun is coming for us ♪ 198 00:10:47,075 --> 00:10:48,273 ♪ Jealousy ♪ 199 00:10:48,274 --> 00:10:50,715 ♪ Such a sweet little thing ♪ 200 00:10:50,716 --> 00:10:51,144 ♪ Dina ♪ 201 00:10:51,145 --> 00:10:54,081 ♪ And you deserve Million-dollar rings ♪ 202 00:10:54,082 --> 00:10:54,752 ♪ Simone ♪ 203 00:10:54,753 --> 00:10:57,821 He’s back, my babies. 204 00:11:01,221 --> 00:11:02,694 Ugh. Classic. 205 00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:03,959 Truly a perfect album, 206 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:07,996 up there with Thriller, Hotel California, Nebraska. 207 00:11:07,997 --> 00:11:10,229 There’s a second one. 208 00:11:10,230 --> 00:11:12,671 This is for, uh... 209 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,871 Ariel Ecton. 210 00:11:14,872 --> 00:11:17,203 - Who? - Seriously? 211 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:23,748 So, what do you think of the news of Moretti 212 00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:24,375 coming out of retirement? 213 00:11:24,376 --> 00:11:26,410 Oh, my gosh, I mean, it feels like a dream, you know? 214 00:11:26,411 --> 00:11:29,787 I used to listen to him all the time as a kid, and now my kids 215 00:11:29,788 --> 00:11:31,855 get their own Moretti album. 216 00:11:32,890 --> 00:11:33,758 And you, sir? 217 00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:36,288 Moretti sleeps 12 hours a day, 218 00:11:36,289 --> 00:11:38,389 and then stands 12 hours a day. 219 00:11:38,390 --> 00:11:40,732 Like, it’s a "balance of life" thing. 220 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,195 This is my favorite rumor about this guy. 221 00:11:42,196 --> 00:11:47,431 Somebody’s trying to suggest that he bought Freddie Mercury’s teeth. 222 00:11:48,873 --> 00:11:50,005 - And he might-- - Today’s top story, 223 00:11:50,006 --> 00:11:54,273 Alfred Moretti, arguably the biggest pop star of the ’90s, 224 00:11:54,274 --> 00:11:58,751 has resurfaced after a 30-year hiat... 225 00:12:28,308 --> 00:12:29,814 Smell that desert air. 226 00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:31,508 Oh, yeah, it’s amazing. 227 00:12:31,509 --> 00:12:32,443 - Right? Oh. - Hello. 228 00:12:32,444 --> 00:12:36,217 - Hello. Oh, okay. Okay. - Oh. 229 00:12:37,922 --> 00:12:40,220 Ms. Ecton. Mr. Sullivan. 230 00:12:40,221 --> 00:12:43,455 Welcome to Green River, Utah. 231 00:12:43,862 --> 00:12:46,457 It’ll be an absolute honor 232 00:12:46,458 --> 00:12:48,459 to spend this weekend with you. 233 00:12:48,460 --> 00:12:49,933 - Thank you. - Yeah. 234 00:12:49,934 --> 00:12:50,263 Namaste. 235 00:12:50,264 --> 00:12:51,770 Uh, the other guests are waiting just this way. 236 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:57,172 Please follow me as we board the infamous Louise. 237 00:12:57,942 --> 00:12:59,877 Holy shit. 238 00:12:59,878 --> 00:13:00,812 Slow Lo. 239 00:13:01,913 --> 00:13:05,113 So, uh, rumor had it that when Moretti toured, 240 00:13:05,114 --> 00:13:06,378 his outfits were so damn heavy that the-- 241 00:13:06,379 --> 00:13:09,315 Yeah, they would weigh the bus down, and they would have to, 242 00:13:09,316 --> 00:13:14,353 uh, stop to fuel twice as much ’cause it was so slow and low. 243 00:13:14,354 --> 00:13:16,124 - Hence the name. - Yeah. 244 00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:17,488 - Yeah. - Yeah. 245 00:13:17,489 --> 00:13:19,226 I just... I did a little research. 246 00:13:19,227 --> 00:13:21,294 No, that’s impressive. That’s really impressive. 247 00:13:21,295 --> 00:13:24,330 - Thanks. - Yeah. Nice job, rookie. 248 00:13:24,331 --> 00:13:25,100 Okay. 249 00:13:25,101 --> 00:13:27,201 Well, lookie here. 250 00:13:27,202 --> 00:13:30,402 Hey. Long time, huh? 251 00:13:30,403 --> 00:13:31,975 Hey. 252 00:13:31,976 --> 00:13:33,306 Oh, everybody, uh, meet Ariel. 253 00:13:33,307 --> 00:13:36,573 Some young blood from the magazine tagging along. 254 00:13:36,574 --> 00:13:37,915 - Hi. - This is Clara, 255 00:13:37,916 --> 00:13:39,081 who you know of, I’m sure. 256 00:13:39,082 --> 00:13:44,581 And, of course, Bianca Tyson, the top paparazza in the game. 257 00:13:44,582 --> 00:13:45,956 Stan. 258 00:13:45,957 --> 00:13:47,254 - Clara. Clara. - Stan. 259 00:13:47,255 --> 00:13:50,059 Stan. 260 00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:50,829 I see you, uh, 261 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:54,998 took a break from being the most hated sex symbol on TV to join us. 262 00:13:54,999 --> 00:13:57,132 Key words, "sex symbol..." 263 00:13:57,133 --> 00:13:58,903 Thank you... And "TV." 264 00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:00,971 How’s print media treating you? 265 00:14:00,972 --> 00:14:01,202 Oh. 266 00:14:01,203 --> 00:14:04,876 - Nice to meet you, dear. - Oh, nice to meet you. 267 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:06,879 I’m not sure who that is. 268 00:14:07,011 --> 00:14:08,044 That is Emily Katz. 269 00:14:08,045 --> 00:14:10,178 - She’s an influencer. - Oh, Lord help us. 270 00:14:10,179 --> 00:14:13,016 Wait, sorry. Is she talking to Bill Lotto? 271 00:14:13,017 --> 00:14:13,852 Oh, I know, right? 272 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:18,087 You’d think some of the sheen would wear off after he pivoted to podcasts. 273 00:14:18,088 --> 00:14:20,419 I’m surprised he even came, to be honest. 274 00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:23,587 What do you mean? Why would he miss the event of the century? 275 00:14:23,588 --> 00:14:25,963 They hated each other. 276 00:14:25,964 --> 00:14:28,460 Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to depart 277 00:14:28,461 --> 00:14:31,529 on our four-hour-and-eight-minute journey. 278 00:14:31,530 --> 00:14:37,239 Please feel free to luxuriate until our arrival. 279 00:14:38,273 --> 00:14:40,077 Thank you. 280 00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:10,073 Oh, my God. Cindy Crawford is such a legend. 281 00:15:10,074 --> 00:15:11,635 She’s my favorite of his girlfriends. 282 00:15:11,636 --> 00:15:13,175 Oh, that is sexy. 283 00:15:13,176 --> 00:15:15,508 What are they doing? 284 00:15:23,318 --> 00:15:25,352 Stan, have you been reading this? 285 00:15:25,353 --> 00:15:26,684 Hmm? 286 00:15:27,124 --> 00:15:29,093 Oh, it’s from the basket, right? 287 00:15:30,028 --> 00:15:32,359 I haven’t. What’s the haps? 288 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:36,363 I mean, the haps are very, uh, specific. They... 289 00:15:36,364 --> 00:15:40,070 Hey, so this is a good time to establish our game plan. 290 00:15:40,071 --> 00:15:41,236 Oh. Yeah. 291 00:15:41,237 --> 00:15:41,940 Okay. Yes, actually. 292 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,503 I was, uh, writing some stuff down earlier. 293 00:15:44,504 --> 00:15:45,504 - Great. - Yeah. 294 00:15:45,505 --> 00:15:47,407 So, you know, obviously, 295 00:15:47,408 --> 00:15:49,574 I’ll be the one who writes the review and the piece, 296 00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:56,516 but what I could really use your help with is some note-taking. 297 00:15:59,123 --> 00:16:01,388 Okay. Yeah, um, I... I would... 298 00:16:01,389 --> 00:16:05,260 - You know, I could share-- - Nah, just the note-taking. Anything you see. 299 00:16:05,261 --> 00:16:07,394 Weird books or, uh, 300 00:16:07,395 --> 00:16:09,264 I don’t know, orgies, whatever. 301 00:16:09,265 --> 00:16:10,265 Just, uh, write it down, 302 00:16:10,266 --> 00:16:14,336 and I’ll give it a look at the end of the weekend. Got it? 303 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,535 - Yeah. - Yeah. 304 00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:21,177 You know, I’m... I’m really happy for you. 305 00:17:11,459 --> 00:17:13,295 Who are these people? 306 00:17:13,296 --> 00:17:14,296 Moretti diehards. 307 00:17:14,297 --> 00:17:16,793 They’ve been congregating since the announcement. 308 00:17:16,794 --> 00:17:20,302 I even heard a few have been sleeping in their cars. 309 00:17:20,303 --> 00:17:23,470 All hoping to get a glimpse of him. 310 00:17:23,471 --> 00:17:26,209 Some people really need a hobby. 311 00:17:35,747 --> 00:17:37,518 I love you! 312 00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:41,219 Oh, thanks, honey. 313 00:18:41,417 --> 00:18:44,485 I mean, had to wear the boots, right? 314 00:18:44,486 --> 00:18:46,256 - Right this way. - They look perfect. 315 00:18:46,257 --> 00:18:49,260 - Thanks. - Oh, my goodness. 316 00:18:58,533 --> 00:18:58,829 Welcome. 317 00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:01,766 Before you head to your respective rooms to freshen up, 318 00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:04,835 to ensure the integrity of this event, deposit your cell phones here. 319 00:19:04,836 --> 00:19:09,313 We will return them Sunday after your experience is over. 320 00:19:09,511 --> 00:19:11,282 No problem. 321 00:19:12,679 --> 00:19:14,285 Thank you. 322 00:19:23,327 --> 00:19:24,790 Hey. 323 00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:27,793 Ms. Katz. 324 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,637 Thank you. 325 00:19:39,772 --> 00:19:40,574 This is a gift. 326 00:19:40,575 --> 00:19:41,806 - Oh. - Thank you. 327 00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:43,214 Welcome, Ms. Ecton. 328 00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:45,844 It’s beautiful. 329 00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:49,616 Ariel. - I’m gonna put this by my Emmy. 330 00:19:49,617 --> 00:19:52,851 Okay. 331 00:21:27,715 --> 00:21:31,883 Over the years, my concerts attracted 332 00:21:31,884 --> 00:21:35,524 a, uh, veritable who’s who 333 00:21:35,525 --> 00:21:39,726 of the revered and the beatified. 334 00:21:39,727 --> 00:21:43,334 And after every show, it was customary 335 00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:47,866 for me to invite some of them backstage to my green room 336 00:21:47,867 --> 00:21:53,509 to take photos and exchange pleasantries. 337 00:21:53,510 --> 00:21:59,075 And, one night, I had the unbelievable honor 338 00:21:59,076 --> 00:22:05,621 to welcome both Chuck Norris and Muhammad Ali. 339 00:22:06,490 --> 00:22:07,853 And as is always the case 340 00:22:07,854 --> 00:22:12,495 when two alpha males enter the same space, 341 00:22:12,496 --> 00:22:14,761 a competition ensued. 342 00:22:14,762 --> 00:22:17,896 And soon enough, Chuck Norris stood up 343 00:22:17,897 --> 00:22:22,406 and announced that his hands were so fast 344 00:22:22,407 --> 00:22:26,608 that he could chop a mosquito in half. 345 00:22:26,609 --> 00:22:29,941 And just as he had finished that sentence... 346 00:22:29,942 --> 00:22:30,447 Hi-ya! 347 00:22:30,448 --> 00:22:34,044 I looked down at the floor, and sure enough, 348 00:22:34,045 --> 00:22:37,950 there’s a mosquito chopped in half. 349 00:22:39,391 --> 00:22:41,788 Ali doesn’t skip a beat. 350 00:22:41,789 --> 00:22:42,789 He stands up, 351 00:22:42,790 --> 00:22:45,627 goes to the center of the room, 352 00:22:45,628 --> 00:22:47,860 kind of leans back a bit. 353 00:22:49,797 --> 00:22:51,667 Double-jabs it. 354 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,130 I look down on the floor, 355 00:22:54,131 --> 00:22:57,001 and there is a mosquito 356 00:22:57,002 --> 00:23:00,807 chopped into four tiny bits. 357 00:23:00,808 --> 00:23:03,073 The entire room applauds. 358 00:23:03,074 --> 00:23:07,815 But Chuck Norris, very determined, does not give up. 359 00:23:08,112 --> 00:23:11,818 He reclaims the center of the room. 360 00:23:11,819 --> 00:23:13,490 Locates one, and then... 361 00:23:17,088 --> 00:23:21,498 I look down, and sure enough, there lay a little bloodsucker 362 00:23:21,499 --> 00:23:24,567 cut into six tiny portions. 363 00:23:24,568 --> 00:23:28,703 And Ali, cool as a cucumber, he stands, 364 00:23:28,704 --> 00:23:32,641 scouring the room, locates a mosquito. 365 00:23:32,642 --> 00:23:33,510 Whack. 366 00:23:33,511 --> 00:23:36,513 I look up, and that mosquito is still airborne. 367 00:23:36,514 --> 00:23:38,944 I say, "Ali, champ, 368 00:23:38,945 --> 00:23:42,112 "that mosquito is still flying around." 369 00:23:42,113 --> 00:23:44,884 Ali turns back to me, and he says, 370 00:23:44,885 --> 00:23:47,887 "Yeah, he’s still flying around, 371 00:23:47,888 --> 00:23:51,154 "but he’ll never have children." 372 00:23:57,601 --> 00:23:58,502 And so, 373 00:23:58,503 --> 00:24:03,705 let me be the first to congratulate all of you 374 00:24:03,706 --> 00:24:05,740 on being the first to hear 375 00:24:05,741 --> 00:24:12,142 my 18th studio album, Caesar’s Request. 376 00:24:14,882 --> 00:24:17,082 Let’s dine, shall we? 377 00:24:21,218 --> 00:24:24,154 - Hi. It’s so nice to finally meet you. - Pleasure. 378 00:24:27,631 --> 00:24:28,994 - It’s good to see you. - You, too. 379 00:24:28,995 --> 00:24:30,633 - Alfred. - Young man. 380 00:24:30,634 --> 00:24:31,227 - Mmm. - Pleasure. 381 00:24:31,228 --> 00:24:32,998 I’d like to start off by saying... 382 00:24:32,999 --> 00:24:35,638 - Water under the bridge. - Exactly. 383 00:24:36,772 --> 00:24:40,236 - You look good, man. - You look good, too. Not as good as me. 384 00:24:40,237 --> 00:24:42,481 - Oh. - Thanks, Ariel. 385 00:24:42,943 --> 00:24:44,911 Hey. I heard you’re from New York City. 386 00:24:44,912 --> 00:24:48,112 - Is that true? - Uh, yes, it is true. 387 00:24:48,113 --> 00:24:49,553 That’s so cool. 388 00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:51,522 - Thanks. - I like your hair. 389 00:24:51,523 --> 00:24:52,952 I like your hair, too. 390 00:24:52,953 --> 00:24:54,151 Uh, my name’s Ariel. 391 00:24:54,152 --> 00:24:54,954 Nice to meet you, Ariel. 392 00:24:54,955 --> 00:24:56,659 - I’m Maude. - Nice to meet you, Maude. 393 00:24:56,660 --> 00:24:58,991 Would you like to sit with me, Ariel? 394 00:24:58,992 --> 00:25:00,531 Yes. 395 00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:01,862 Yes, I would. 396 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:06,064 Now a toast, if I may. 397 00:25:06,065 --> 00:25:08,935 Because this, my old friend, does not happen anymore. 398 00:25:08,936 --> 00:25:13,577 This, we have missed, as we have missed you. 399 00:25:13,578 --> 00:25:14,512 Guys, this is my friend Ariel. 400 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,173 - We’re honored to be here with you. - Hi. 401 00:25:16,174 --> 00:25:16,976 How are you? I’m Joel. 402 00:25:16,977 --> 00:25:18,241 - Nice to meet you. - To Alfred. 403 00:25:18,242 --> 00:25:20,948 Alfred. 404 00:25:26,690 --> 00:25:29,660 Hey. First Roll. 405 00:25:29,957 --> 00:25:32,729 First Roll. 406 00:25:33,730 --> 00:25:36,964 Take a bite and pass it across. 407 00:25:41,837 --> 00:25:43,772 There you go. 408 00:25:43,773 --> 00:25:45,235 Whoa. You’re like a panther. 409 00:25:45,236 --> 00:25:48,238 Are we gonna get to see you dance this weekend? 410 00:25:48,239 --> 00:25:51,714 Don’t fret, my dear. I’m still uncoordinated. 411 00:25:52,980 --> 00:25:53,980 Come on, Clara. 412 00:25:53,981 --> 00:25:56,180 What? Nobody moves like Moretti. 413 00:27:02,214 --> 00:27:04,854 Oh. Thank you. 414 00:27:07,956 --> 00:27:09,319 But it’s a pretty one. 415 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,288 Indeed it is. 416 00:27:11,289 --> 00:27:13,225 Yeah. Thought so. 417 00:27:19,671 --> 00:27:21,904 Jorg, right? 418 00:27:23,037 --> 00:27:25,335 Ariel Ecton. 419 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,076 This is amazing. 420 00:27:30,682 --> 00:27:33,047 Um... 421 00:27:33,212 --> 00:27:37,688 Full disclosure, I’m a journalist here, 422 00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:39,349 and we might be writing a piece 423 00:27:39,350 --> 00:27:40,889 just about how amazing all this is, 424 00:27:40,890 --> 00:27:44,255 and, um, I just wanted to get, like, a little bit of background color, 425 00:27:44,256 --> 00:27:49,195 if you’re comfortable talking to me a little. 426 00:27:56,807 --> 00:27:58,973 I used to teach music 427 00:27:58,974 --> 00:28:03,780 at Harden High School in Charlotte. 428 00:28:03,781 --> 00:28:08,114 One semester, I picked my favorite musician... 429 00:28:08,115 --> 00:28:10,248 The Wizard of Wiggle himself, 430 00:28:10,249 --> 00:28:14,154 to be the primary focus for the kids. 431 00:28:17,388 --> 00:28:21,259 One day, I’m teaching second period 432 00:28:21,260 --> 00:28:22,425 when I get a phone call 433 00:28:22,426 --> 00:28:24,361 saying that Moretti wanted to meet me. 434 00:28:24,362 --> 00:28:28,035 And at first, I thought it was a prank, you know? 435 00:28:28,036 --> 00:28:29,267 - Mmm. - Of course. 436 00:28:29,268 --> 00:28:32,336 No one had seen Moretti in almost ten years. 437 00:28:32,337 --> 00:28:34,305 - Yeah. - Yeah. 438 00:28:34,306 --> 00:28:36,242 And then... 439 00:28:36,781 --> 00:28:39,047 he got on the phone... 440 00:28:40,081 --> 00:28:43,117 and that voice is... 441 00:28:44,855 --> 00:28:46,483 ...unmistakable. 442 00:28:47,891 --> 00:28:49,056 Like, this ain’t no prank. 443 00:28:49,057 --> 00:28:53,159 That’s the motherfucking Debutante himself. 444 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:54,259 Wait, so... 445 00:28:54,260 --> 00:28:57,097 Moretti just, like, called you out of the blue? 446 00:28:57,098 --> 00:28:59,935 He told me not to tell anyone. 447 00:28:59,936 --> 00:29:02,234 Did he say what he wanted or... or... 448 00:29:02,235 --> 00:29:03,873 What? 449 00:29:03,874 --> 00:29:05,336 No need. No. 450 00:29:05,337 --> 00:29:07,910 I didn’t even tell my job. 451 00:29:07,911 --> 00:29:08,339 No call, no show. 452 00:29:08,340 --> 00:29:12,883 I... I was on a plane the next morning. 453 00:29:13,950 --> 00:29:16,919 And now, I teach music theory to the children. 454 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:20,187 Like, uh, you know, little Maudey there. 455 00:29:21,859 --> 00:29:24,355 And John here, uh, teaches phys ed, 456 00:29:24,356 --> 00:29:29,130 like, uh, you know, like, uh, track and archery. 457 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:36,500 "Teach them young, and the world will be yours." 458 00:29:36,907 --> 00:29:39,205 That’s from the book, right? The... 459 00:29:39,206 --> 00:29:41,042 the... the blue one that’s... 460 00:29:41,043 --> 00:29:44,474 - Meditations of Level. - Yeah. 461 00:29:44,475 --> 00:29:46,179 Is that, um... 462 00:29:46,180 --> 00:29:49,820 Sorry, I don’t... I don’t know how else to ask that. 463 00:29:49,821 --> 00:29:50,821 Are you... 464 00:29:50,822 --> 00:29:53,891 - you guys... - We’re Levelists. 465 00:29:55,354 --> 00:29:57,257 What do you, uh... 466 00:29:58,357 --> 00:30:02,493 What is that, I guess, to you or... 467 00:30:03,461 --> 00:30:05,100 you all? 468 00:30:07,366 --> 00:30:09,367 "The one and only holistic path 469 00:30:09,368 --> 00:30:11,468 "to prevent the obstruction of creativity 470 00:30:11,469 --> 00:30:18,377 "and ensure the protection of those divinely burdened to wield it." 471 00:31:04,423 --> 00:31:07,459 Doesn’t "sycophant" have an "O"? 472 00:31:10,033 --> 00:31:12,034 Probably, yeah. Um... 473 00:31:12,035 --> 00:31:14,432 - Hi. - Alfred Moretti. 474 00:31:14,433 --> 00:31:16,170 Ariel Ecton. 475 00:31:16,171 --> 00:31:18,073 Indeed you are. 476 00:31:18,074 --> 00:31:19,943 I was shocked to get the invite, 477 00:31:19,944 --> 00:31:23,309 but I’m truly honored and thrilled 478 00:31:23,310 --> 00:31:25,609 to get to be here this weekend. 479 00:31:26,049 --> 00:31:27,148 I hope so. 480 00:31:27,149 --> 00:31:30,185 Don’t forget the "O." 481 00:31:30,955 --> 00:31:33,286 - Right. Yeah. - Rest well. 482 00:31:33,287 --> 00:31:34,959 You, too. 483 00:31:49,941 --> 00:31:51,502 Congratulations, and welcome again 484 00:31:51,503 --> 00:31:53,405 to this once-in-a-lifetime gathering. 485 00:31:53,406 --> 00:31:56,243 For your comfort, we have assigned each of you 486 00:31:56,244 --> 00:31:57,981 a 24-7 concierge. 487 00:31:57,982 --> 00:32:00,984 If there are any accommodations that you may desire, 488 00:32:00,985 --> 00:32:03,514 please do not hesitate to ask them. 489 00:32:03,515 --> 00:32:05,956 None too big, none too small. 490 00:32:05,957 --> 00:32:07,958 Your concierge is here for you. 491 00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:10,356 Holy shit, the Moretti Museum. 492 00:32:10,357 --> 00:32:13,128 I can’t believe it’s real. 493 00:32:13,129 --> 00:32:15,691 Oh, the kids are doing a puppet show. 494 00:32:15,692 --> 00:32:18,002 I love puppet shows. 495 00:33:22,660 --> 00:33:25,200 This song is titled 496 00:33:25,201 --> 00:33:27,004 Tomorrow, my love. 497 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,566 Please enjoy. 498 00:33:44,517 --> 00:33:48,091 ♪ The last time I fell in love ♪ 499 00:33:48,092 --> 00:33:51,260 ♪ I was 16 ♪ 500 00:33:53,295 --> 00:33:59,664 ♪ A little ol’ boy With some big ol’ dreams ♪ 501 00:34:00,665 --> 00:34:08,046 ♪ Then she headed west For this Hollywood thing ♪ 502 00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:16,153 ♪ Love didn’t work out Like it seemed ♪ 503 00:34:16,714 --> 00:34:23,325 ♪ I begged her to stay But I had no means ♪ 504 00:34:23,490 --> 00:34:27,229 ♪ Stood there In my cowboy hat ♪ 505 00:34:27,230 --> 00:34:31,564 ♪ And my favorite jeans ♪ 506 00:34:32,598 --> 00:34:39,539 ♪ And every night at 8:00 She’s on TV ♪ 507 00:34:41,508 --> 00:34:42,277 ♪ But for me ♪ 508 00:34:42,278 --> 00:34:48,151 ♪ Things didn’t work out Like they seemed ♪ 509 00:34:48,152 --> 00:34:51,715 ♪ You deserve the best ♪ 510 00:34:51,716 --> 00:34:55,785 ♪ And I’ll miss you slow ♪ 511 00:34:55,786 --> 00:35:00,361 ♪ ’Cause life’s Moving faster ♪ 512 00:35:00,362 --> 00:35:03,331 ♪ Faster than before ♪ 513 00:35:03,332 --> 00:35:07,797 ♪ When we were young We had time ♪ 514 00:35:07,798 --> 00:35:12,274 ♪ Felt seconds last forever ♪ 515 00:35:12,275 --> 00:35:15,409 ♪ But what I never knew ♪ 516 00:35:15,410 --> 00:35:19,677 ♪ Was how much time We’d have together ♪ 517 00:35:19,678 --> 00:35:24,617 ♪ How much time We’d have together ♪ 518 00:35:49,708 --> 00:35:50,774 Hmm? 519 00:35:50,775 --> 00:35:53,745 - Ow! - There we go. Go. 520 00:35:54,185 --> 00:35:55,218 Hey, what are you doing? 521 00:35:55,219 --> 00:35:56,648 Go ahead. 522 00:35:57,452 --> 00:35:59,387 What are... No, let go of me! 523 00:36:00,488 --> 00:36:03,589 That’s it. 524 00:36:23,214 --> 00:36:23,873 Morning. 525 00:36:23,874 --> 00:36:25,347 Good morning. 526 00:36:25,348 --> 00:36:27,317 Can I get you anything? 527 00:36:27,449 --> 00:36:31,453 No. I was just gonna go for a jog. 528 00:36:34,654 --> 00:36:38,262 I can go for a jog, right? 529 00:38:24,698 --> 00:38:27,370 Morning. 530 00:38:27,371 --> 00:38:30,901 How are you finding everything so far? 531 00:38:30,902 --> 00:38:32,805 Good. Yeah. 532 00:38:33,542 --> 00:38:36,313 How was your morning jog? 533 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:37,072 It was good. 534 00:38:37,073 --> 00:38:38,942 I, um... I feel bad, though. 535 00:38:38,943 --> 00:38:43,452 My concierge had to jog with me the whole time. 536 00:38:43,453 --> 00:38:46,323 You guys really go above and beyond with the service here. 537 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:50,525 Oh, that’s the only thing you find above and beyond? 538 00:38:50,526 --> 00:38:52,330 The service? 539 00:38:52,660 --> 00:38:54,662 Yeah. Um... 540 00:38:55,696 --> 00:38:57,962 I mean, the song was amazing. 541 00:38:58,094 --> 00:39:01,669 Like, genuinely. It was... 542 00:39:02,637 --> 00:39:05,936 gorgeous and haunting and kind of funny. 543 00:39:05,937 --> 00:39:07,674 Funny? How? 544 00:39:07,675 --> 00:39:10,710 It’s just not really how I picture your heart, I guess. 545 00:39:10,711 --> 00:39:13,845 How did you picture my heart? 546 00:39:13,846 --> 00:39:15,881 Um... 547 00:39:17,388 --> 00:39:18,520 I... 548 00:39:18,521 --> 00:39:18,883 Like Teflon, 549 00:39:18,884 --> 00:39:24,757 glitter-glazed and reinforced with a shit ton of cash and applause. 550 00:39:24,758 --> 00:39:25,461 Pardon my French. 551 00:39:25,462 --> 00:39:30,665 Well, don’t stop Frenching on my account, dear. Sit. 552 00:39:32,535 --> 00:39:33,931 Um... 553 00:39:33,932 --> 00:39:35,471 Really, though, I just... 554 00:39:35,472 --> 00:39:38,035 I found it really impressive. 555 00:39:38,409 --> 00:39:39,068 Thank you. 556 00:39:39,069 --> 00:39:44,415 You’re able to sing about all that like it was yesterday, and... 557 00:39:44,943 --> 00:39:47,978 it was really kind of comforting 558 00:39:47,979 --> 00:39:50,146 that you hadn’t lost a step. 559 00:39:50,454 --> 00:39:53,522 Thank you. Well, yes, that would be a bummer. 560 00:39:53,523 --> 00:39:55,854 Yeah, that’d be a huge bummer. 561 00:39:55,855 --> 00:39:58,429 Hi, Ariel. 562 00:40:00,662 --> 00:40:02,125 Um... 563 00:40:02,499 --> 00:40:04,698 not to get all Anderson Cooper on you 564 00:40:04,699 --> 00:40:06,128 - first thing in the morning... - Mmm-hmm. 565 00:40:06,129 --> 00:40:10,870 ...but, um, this place, this, um... 566 00:40:12,003 --> 00:40:15,138 religion, Level... 567 00:40:16,172 --> 00:40:18,943 ...how long ago was it since you founded it? 568 00:40:18,944 --> 00:40:22,684 Oh. 569 00:40:23,553 --> 00:40:25,686 Oh, no. I didn’t create it. 570 00:40:25,687 --> 00:40:27,149 You think I wrote all that? 571 00:40:27,150 --> 00:40:31,088 No, I’m just a simple songman. 572 00:40:31,187 --> 00:40:34,894 It existed long before me. 573 00:40:34,993 --> 00:40:36,158 But you are a member? 574 00:40:36,159 --> 00:40:40,471 Yes, I’m very committed to it. 575 00:40:43,067 --> 00:40:45,608 What is it that you guys do? 576 00:40:46,004 --> 00:40:47,939 What do you mean, what do we do? 577 00:40:47,940 --> 00:40:51,141 I mean, all religions do something. 578 00:40:51,482 --> 00:40:52,911 Catholics go to Mass. 579 00:40:52,912 --> 00:40:54,880 They drink the blood of Christ. 580 00:40:54,881 --> 00:40:57,619 Muslims, uh, pray towards Mecca. 581 00:40:57,620 --> 00:40:59,621 You know, they... they do things. 582 00:40:59,622 --> 00:41:01,623 All religions have things that they do together. 583 00:41:01,624 --> 00:41:07,596 Um, then what do you call a group that does nothing together? 584 00:41:07,597 --> 00:41:09,092 Congress. 585 00:41:12,030 --> 00:41:13,503 Actually, you know what? 586 00:41:13,504 --> 00:41:16,507 There... there is... 587 00:41:16,903 --> 00:41:19,641 one thing we... we all do. 588 00:41:19,642 --> 00:41:21,577 Would you like to see? 589 00:41:21,578 --> 00:41:23,206 Yeah. 590 00:41:49,672 --> 00:41:50,573 Sorry about the odor. 591 00:41:50,574 --> 00:41:55,172 I wish that I could say you get used to it, but you don’t. 592 00:41:56,206 --> 00:42:00,275 Now, this believer is engaged 593 00:42:00,276 --> 00:42:03,080 in a process we call Diving. 594 00:42:03,081 --> 00:42:07,788 That’s something we’re all called to do. 595 00:42:07,789 --> 00:42:10,253 "We all," including yourself? 596 00:42:10,825 --> 00:42:12,860 Absolutely. 597 00:42:17,260 --> 00:42:19,569 So, you eat them? 598 00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:23,573 For necklaces, we source only natural pearls, 599 00:42:23,574 --> 00:42:26,004 so that means we’re obligated to open 600 00:42:26,005 --> 00:42:28,875 oyster after oyster after oyster 601 00:42:28,876 --> 00:42:32,946 before we find one with a pearl in it. 602 00:42:33,177 --> 00:42:36,851 Well, in a hundred oysters, 603 00:42:37,654 --> 00:42:39,985 how often do you find a pearl? 604 00:42:39,986 --> 00:42:41,789 Not all that often, but distilling it 605 00:42:41,790 --> 00:42:46,728 into a chore of numbers is beside the point. 606 00:42:46,729 --> 00:42:49,259 Well, what’s the point, then? 607 00:42:58,708 --> 00:43:01,073 Oh, damn. 608 00:43:03,273 --> 00:43:05,010 We should probably... 609 00:43:05,011 --> 00:43:08,949 leave him to it, let him concentrate. 610 00:43:21,027 --> 00:43:23,732 Um... 611 00:43:23,733 --> 00:43:27,605 forgive me if I’m missing something, but... 612 00:43:28,364 --> 00:43:29,969 what... 613 00:43:29,970 --> 00:43:34,172 What’s the point of that, exactly? 614 00:43:35,305 --> 00:43:37,779 Well, the Meditations of Level 615 00:43:37,780 --> 00:43:41,046 teaches us that the worth of a single pearl 616 00:43:41,047 --> 00:43:46,051 surpasses the value of all empty shells 617 00:43:46,052 --> 00:43:49,692 and that balance, true balance, 618 00:43:49,693 --> 00:43:54,356 exists not in the notion that all things are equal 619 00:43:54,357 --> 00:43:56,633 but in the realization 620 00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:59,637 that all things are not... 621 00:44:00,836 --> 00:44:02,134 equal. 622 00:44:03,135 --> 00:44:04,938 True balance? 623 00:44:04,939 --> 00:44:05,202 Yes. 624 00:44:05,203 --> 00:44:09,679 Like someone who would sleep 12 hours a day 625 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:13,145 and stay up for 12 hours, for example. 626 00:44:14,212 --> 00:44:15,917 Hmm. 627 00:44:16,082 --> 00:44:20,922 Did you really buy and wear Freddie Mercury’s teeth? 628 00:44:45,914 --> 00:44:47,311 Okay. 629 00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:55,022 Hi. 630 00:44:56,859 --> 00:44:58,453 Oh, hello. 631 00:44:58,454 --> 00:45:01,258 It’s so great to finally meet you, Ariel. 632 00:45:01,259 --> 00:45:04,734 Uh, it’s nice to meet you, too... 633 00:45:04,735 --> 00:45:06,165 Rachel. 634 00:45:06,396 --> 00:45:08,837 - Okay. - Okay, um... 635 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,941 Rachel. 636 00:45:13,909 --> 00:45:15,811 - Rachel, hi. Yeah. - Hi. 637 00:45:15,812 --> 00:45:17,879 What... what is all this? 638 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:19,178 Here. 639 00:45:19,343 --> 00:45:20,376 Oh, beautiful. Option three, 640 00:45:20,377 --> 00:45:23,313 with the olive foundation, like we talked about last week, okay? 641 00:45:23,314 --> 00:45:24,116 - Okay. - Thank you. 642 00:45:24,117 --> 00:45:25,986 No, I... I got one of these, actually. 643 00:45:25,987 --> 00:45:27,482 Um... just, like, what is this? 644 00:45:27,483 --> 00:45:31,894 Is this, like, the... the spa experience or... 645 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:33,191 Right. Okay. 646 00:45:33,192 --> 00:45:37,262 We’re gonna make you look like the best version of you. 647 00:45:38,395 --> 00:45:40,430 Okay. Um... 648 00:45:42,168 --> 00:45:43,740 What number? 649 00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:46,007 Okay. Two dresses. 650 00:45:47,173 --> 00:45:49,405 Let me ask you this. 651 00:45:49,406 --> 00:45:51,044 Uh... 652 00:45:51,045 --> 00:45:53,915 did you receive a call out of the blue, maybe, 653 00:45:53,916 --> 00:45:58,282 from Moretti a few years ago, and that’s what brought you to this place? 654 00:45:58,283 --> 00:46:01,054 I’m sorry, my dear, the schedule. 655 00:46:01,055 --> 00:46:01,824 Let us do what we do, 656 00:46:01,825 --> 00:46:03,452 and I promise you will look and feel 657 00:46:03,453 --> 00:46:05,421 - like a million bucks. - Yeah. Okay. 658 00:46:19,007 --> 00:46:20,810 Mmm. Mmm. 659 00:46:20,811 --> 00:46:23,340 You have Pam Grier’s bone structure. 660 00:46:23,341 --> 00:46:24,946 - Okay. - Ooh, truly gorgeous. 661 00:46:24,947 --> 00:46:27,510 Let’s not get carried away, now. 662 00:46:27,950 --> 00:46:29,280 Okay. 663 00:46:29,281 --> 00:46:30,820 It’s so weird. 664 00:46:30,821 --> 00:46:31,854 You guys do fast work. 665 00:46:31,855 --> 00:46:34,450 It’s like, one day you just look in the mirror 666 00:46:34,451 --> 00:46:36,386 and you’re both of your parents, you’re... 667 00:46:38,961 --> 00:46:40,159 Okay, hon. 668 00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:43,361 So, how’s the lady garden? 669 00:46:44,032 --> 00:46:45,462 Umm... 670 00:46:46,837 --> 00:46:48,431 What? 671 00:46:48,432 --> 00:46:49,905 Your lady garden. 672 00:46:51,369 --> 00:46:53,140 Your cha-cha. 673 00:46:53,470 --> 00:46:54,206 Your vagina, my dear. 674 00:46:54,207 --> 00:46:57,143 When was the last time you shaved or waxed down there? 675 00:46:57,144 --> 00:46:59,849 Uh, no, yeah, I... I... I figured. 676 00:46:59,850 --> 00:47:02,379 Um... 677 00:47:02,380 --> 00:47:03,886 I don’t know. 678 00:47:03,887 --> 00:47:06,185 Uh, I... I... I don’t... 679 00:47:06,186 --> 00:47:10,927 I don’t know why it’s any of your business. 680 00:47:13,193 --> 00:47:16,591 It... it has been a... a minute. 681 00:47:16,592 --> 00:47:18,131 That’s good. That’s good. 682 00:47:18,132 --> 00:47:20,298 Moretti requires that everyone be unshaven. 683 00:47:20,299 --> 00:47:24,302 But what he actually means is a full, tidy bush, 684 00:47:24,303 --> 00:47:26,403 emphasis on "tidy." 685 00:47:26,404 --> 00:47:29,209 We all do it, even the men. 686 00:47:32,146 --> 00:47:35,885 Does he have plans to... to... to see... 687 00:47:35,886 --> 00:47:37,579 I’m sure he doesn’t. 688 00:47:37,580 --> 00:47:42,353 I’ve worked on The Debutante since before the Cream Crush Tour. 689 00:47:42,354 --> 00:47:43,288 He’s had many impressive guests. 690 00:47:43,289 --> 00:47:46,962 Icons, people who had holidays named after them. 691 00:47:46,963 --> 00:47:49,030 Football players, Pulitzer Prize winners. 692 00:47:49,031 --> 00:47:53,903 Everyone with 100% certainty has gone through this process. 693 00:47:53,904 --> 00:47:55,102 Okay, uh, sorry. 694 00:47:55,103 --> 00:47:57,875 So, um, because 695 00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:00,470 some famous, influential people 696 00:48:00,471 --> 00:48:04,078 wanted to... to... to spend time with Moretti, 697 00:48:04,079 --> 00:48:09,612 they let you, or whoever else, um... 698 00:48:10,580 --> 00:48:12,922 shave them down there? 699 00:48:12,923 --> 00:48:16,453 Hey, as Moretti always says, 700 00:48:16,454 --> 00:48:19,896 "No one is more of a star fucker 701 00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:22,196 "than the fucking stars." 702 00:48:28,334 --> 00:48:32,205 I mean, has the man ever told a joke that’s actually funny? 703 00:48:32,206 --> 00:48:34,240 - Well... - Hey. 704 00:48:34,241 --> 00:48:35,945 - Hey. - Wow, honey. 705 00:48:35,946 --> 00:48:37,375 You look gorgeous. 706 00:48:37,376 --> 00:48:38,508 Doesn’t she look gorgeous, Stan? 707 00:48:38,509 --> 00:48:42,347 - No objection here. - I mean, you guys look amazing. 708 00:48:42,348 --> 00:48:43,579 I love your hair, Clara. 709 00:48:43,580 --> 00:48:44,448 Well, it’s a wig. 710 00:48:44,449 --> 00:48:48,452 Yeah, she knows it’s a wig, Stan, you miserable ass. 711 00:48:48,453 --> 00:48:50,619 And they put it on a little bit too tight, 712 00:48:50,620 --> 00:48:51,620 but other than that, 713 00:48:51,621 --> 00:48:53,391 I think it looks fabulous on me. 714 00:48:53,392 --> 00:48:55,966 It does. This is a look. 715 00:48:56,230 --> 00:48:58,067 Um... 716 00:48:59,266 --> 00:49:02,235 Sorry, did... did... did your guys’s concierges 717 00:49:02,236 --> 00:49:04,436 stay with you all night? 718 00:49:04,634 --> 00:49:06,602 - Yep. - Yep. 719 00:49:06,603 --> 00:49:08,946 And did they, um... 720 00:49:09,078 --> 00:49:13,609 they shave you down... 721 00:49:13,610 --> 00:49:14,951 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 722 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:16,249 Okay. Cool. 723 00:49:16,250 --> 00:49:19,120 Fucking Moretti. 724 00:49:19,121 --> 00:49:20,517 Yeah. 725 00:49:21,354 --> 00:49:23,058 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 726 00:49:23,059 --> 00:49:24,521 - Hey. - Hey. 727 00:49:24,522 --> 00:49:25,489 Ooh. Wow. 728 00:49:25,490 --> 00:49:26,325 - Thank you. - Wow. 729 00:49:26,326 --> 00:49:28,129 - Bianca, look at this look. - This is great. 730 00:49:28,130 --> 00:49:28,998 - Stop. - You look beautiful. 731 00:49:28,999 --> 00:49:31,330 - I’ve never seen you look like this. - All right. 732 00:49:31,331 --> 00:49:33,728 Shall we head to the listening room? 733 00:49:33,729 --> 00:49:37,534 Um... we’re down one, though, right? 734 00:49:37,535 --> 00:49:39,602 Oh, yeah. Where is Bill? 735 00:49:39,603 --> 00:49:45,311 Mr. Lotto opted for a longer massage session. 736 00:49:45,312 --> 00:49:46,741 He’ll rejoin the group later. 737 00:49:46,742 --> 00:49:48,281 Typical. 738 00:49:48,282 --> 00:49:51,120 - Asshole. - He’s so indulgent. 739 00:50:44,668 --> 00:50:47,043 I’ll only say this, 740 00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:49,111 humanity has been in debt 741 00:50:49,112 --> 00:50:53,082 ever since we found ourselves on this tiny rock. 742 00:50:53,083 --> 00:50:57,350 Every so often, there is a Michelangelo 743 00:50:57,351 --> 00:50:59,649 who paints a Sistine Chapel 744 00:50:59,650 --> 00:51:03,488 or a Tina Turner who covers Proud Mary, 745 00:51:03,489 --> 00:51:07,591 and humanity chips away at that debt. 746 00:51:07,592 --> 00:51:10,759 Now, I’m not saying this album, 747 00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,497 Caesar’s Request, 748 00:51:12,498 --> 00:51:15,170 will bring us into the black, 749 00:51:15,171 --> 00:51:20,208 but you can bet your ass it’ll bring us closer to it. 750 00:51:30,384 --> 00:51:32,089 Whoo, whoo. 751 00:51:39,492 --> 00:51:41,526 ♪ Hey, babe ♪ 752 00:51:41,527 --> 00:51:43,429 ♪ Look to me ♪ 753 00:51:43,430 --> 00:51:45,167 ♪ The way you fall asleep ♪ 754 00:51:45,168 --> 00:51:48,236 ♪ Tonight I pray I’m in your dreams ♪ 755 00:51:48,237 --> 00:51:50,238 ♪ Hey, crazy ♪ 756 00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:51,800 ♪ Come to me ♪ 757 00:51:51,801 --> 00:51:54,275 ♪ I love to play The role of love ♪ 758 00:51:54,276 --> 00:51:57,113 ♪ Girl, write me In your scenes ♪ 759 00:51:57,114 --> 00:52:01,249 ♪ Cameras, action ♪ 760 00:52:01,250 --> 00:52:05,550 ♪ Fatal attraction ♪ 761 00:52:05,551 --> 00:52:09,885 ♪ Encore, concords ♪ 762 00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:13,525 ♪ Latest fashion ♪ 763 00:52:13,526 --> 00:52:15,527 ♪ Girl, you sexy And you know it ♪ 764 00:52:15,528 --> 00:52:17,727 ♪ And you ain’t afraid To show it ♪ 765 00:52:17,728 --> 00:52:20,433 ♪ I adore you Bring your gifts ♪ 766 00:52:20,434 --> 00:52:22,138 ♪ Bring your ass Bring your lips ♪ 767 00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:24,206 ♪ Bring me Venus I’ll bring you Mars ♪ 768 00:52:24,207 --> 00:52:26,901 ♪ Bring the night I’ll bring the stars ♪ 769 00:52:26,902 --> 00:52:28,474 ♪ I’ll bring it all ♪ 770 00:52:28,475 --> 00:52:30,707 ♪ All, all, all, all, all ♪ 771 00:52:30,708 --> 00:52:31,576 ♪ 35 millimeter ♪ 772 00:52:31,577 --> 00:52:33,710 ♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot ♪ 773 00:52:33,711 --> 00:52:35,547 ♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose ♪ 774 00:52:35,548 --> 00:52:39,353 ♪ Light, love, rogue Live, bold, die ♪ 775 00:52:39,354 --> 00:52:40,288 ♪ 35 millimeter ♪ 776 00:52:40,289 --> 00:52:42,455 ♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot ♪ 777 00:52:42,456 --> 00:52:44,424 ♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose ♪ 778 00:52:44,425 --> 00:52:47,559 ♪ Walk, love, walk Live, walk, die ♪ 779 00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:50,398 ♪ 35 millimeter ♪ 780 00:52:57,438 --> 00:52:59,572 ♪ Hey, love ♪ 781 00:53:00,210 --> 00:53:01,507 ♪ Hey, love ♪ 782 00:53:01,508 --> 00:53:03,212 ♪ I come alive at night ♪ 783 00:53:03,213 --> 00:53:05,544 ♪ Let’s be alive tonight ♪ 784 00:53:05,545 --> 00:53:07,877 ♪ Sweet soul ♪ 785 00:53:08,185 --> 00:53:10,219 ♪ Pure soul ♪ 786 00:53:10,220 --> 00:53:14,619 ♪ Bring a rise Until I’m hypnotized ♪ 787 00:53:14,620 --> 00:53:18,887 ♪ Borderlines get crossed ♪ 788 00:53:18,888 --> 00:53:21,297 ♪ Put me in focus ♪ 789 00:53:21,429 --> 00:53:23,529 ♪ Girl, I’m hopeless ♪ 790 00:53:23,530 --> 00:53:25,234 ♪ Don’t be camera-shy ♪ 791 00:53:25,235 --> 00:53:27,368 ♪ Let’s both defy this life ♪ 792 00:53:27,369 --> 00:53:31,636 ♪ Put us on the screen For everyone to see ♪ 793 00:53:31,637 --> 00:53:37,742 ♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 794 00:53:39,909 --> 00:53:41,943 ♪ Girl, you sexy And you know it ♪ 795 00:53:41,944 --> 00:53:44,352 ♪ And you ain’t afraid To show it ♪ 796 00:53:44,353 --> 00:53:46,354 ♪ I adore you Bring your gifts ♪ 797 00:53:46,355 --> 00:53:48,587 ♪ Bring your ass Bring your lips ♪ 798 00:53:48,588 --> 00:53:50,688 ♪ Bring me Venus I’ll bring you Mars ♪ 799 00:53:50,689 --> 00:53:53,229 ♪ Bring the night I’ll bring the stars ♪ 800 00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:55,364 ♪ I’ll bring it all ♪ 801 00:53:57,267 --> 00:53:58,234 ♪ 35 millimeter ♪ 802 00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:00,302 ♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot ♪ 803 00:54:00,303 --> 00:54:01,930 ♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose ♪ 804 00:54:01,931 --> 00:54:05,670 ♪ Light, love, rogue Live, bold, die ♪ 805 00:54:05,671 --> 00:54:06,539 ♪ 35 millimeter ♪ 806 00:54:06,540 --> 00:54:11,313 ♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot ♪ 807 00:54:11,314 --> 00:54:15,680 ♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose ♪ 808 00:54:15,681 --> 00:54:17,682 ♪ Walk, love, walk ♪ 809 00:54:18,948 --> 00:54:22,853 ♪ Live, walk, die ♪ 810 00:54:38,704 --> 00:54:40,310 ♪ Love ♪ 811 00:54:40,937 --> 00:54:44,039 ♪ Live, die ♪ 812 00:54:52,355 --> 00:54:54,323 Can we cut the music, please? 813 00:54:54,324 --> 00:54:56,391 Honey, are you all right? 814 00:54:56,392 --> 00:54:59,559 Can we get her some water? 815 00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:00,593 It’s probably a peanut allergy. 816 00:55:00,594 --> 00:55:04,795 I swear, that entire generation just woke up one day with a peanut allergy. 817 00:55:04,796 --> 00:55:08,304 It might be the altitude, actually. 818 00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:10,702 Rachel, can we get her an IV drip, maybe? 819 00:55:10,703 --> 00:55:13,837 And also, check with the kind folks in the infirmary. 820 00:55:13,838 --> 00:55:15,707 - Maybe give her a once-over. - Just breathe, Emily. 821 00:55:15,708 --> 00:55:19,513 You’re... you’re in great hands with... with Rachel. 822 00:55:22,616 --> 00:55:25,013 Don’t worry. I’ve had worse reviews. 823 00:55:26,686 --> 00:55:30,359 Maybe let’s all go get some fresh air 824 00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:34,627 and let the music decant a little bit, shall we? 825 00:55:34,628 --> 00:55:36,431 - Sure. - Yeah? 826 00:55:36,432 --> 00:55:37,829 Yeah. 827 00:55:38,929 --> 00:55:40,765 Thank you. I’m honored. 828 00:55:40,766 --> 00:55:43,372 It’s just so inspiring. 829 00:55:43,373 --> 00:55:45,374 Hey. You good? 830 00:55:45,375 --> 00:55:49,610 Yeah. I’m just trying to loosen it. 831 00:55:51,447 --> 00:55:52,579 What’s crazier, 832 00:55:52,580 --> 00:55:56,649 the fact that Moretti has changed his wardrobe 833 00:55:56,650 --> 00:55:58,981 six times in the last two days... 834 00:55:58,982 --> 00:56:03,689 ...or that he’s still the best entertainer in the world? 835 00:56:03,690 --> 00:56:05,658 - No, for sure, but-- - Yeah. 836 00:56:05,659 --> 00:56:08,463 This whole thing’s a trip, man. 837 00:56:08,464 --> 00:56:11,400 Him, this place, like... 838 00:56:11,401 --> 00:56:15,536 The people here are weirdly talented 839 00:56:15,537 --> 00:56:18,033 and seem mostly happy. 840 00:56:18,034 --> 00:56:18,671 Yeah. 841 00:56:18,672 --> 00:56:20,541 The scars on the hands, though. 842 00:56:20,542 --> 00:56:21,641 I don’t know if I love that. 843 00:56:21,642 --> 00:56:25,073 - Huh. I hadn’t noticed. - Yeah. 844 00:56:25,074 --> 00:56:28,681 Um, you know Stan pretty well, yeah? 845 00:56:28,682 --> 00:56:30,420 Stan? Yeah. 846 00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:34,819 How apeshit do you think he’d go 847 00:56:34,820 --> 00:56:36,689 if I were to write a secondary piece, 848 00:56:36,690 --> 00:56:38,823 like, on the Levelists? 849 00:56:38,824 --> 00:56:40,990 Here’s the thing, Stan is an asshole, 850 00:56:40,991 --> 00:56:43,564 but if you have a real story to tell, 851 00:56:43,565 --> 00:56:46,095 not even he can deny that. 852 00:56:46,535 --> 00:56:47,997 There’s something that unites them. 853 00:56:47,998 --> 00:56:50,670 And I... I’m not quite sure how to put it, but they... 854 00:56:50,671 --> 00:56:53,970 they’re all very different, but there’s something... 855 00:56:53,971 --> 00:56:57,105 It’s as if they’re all faces of the one. 856 00:56:57,106 --> 00:56:58,007 Mmm-hm. 857 00:56:58,008 --> 00:56:59,646 Well, you know, Level believes 858 00:56:59,647 --> 00:57:02,110 God is a temporary state of being 859 00:57:02,111 --> 00:57:06,719 and that divinity is accessible for all, 860 00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:09,117 but soon fades away. 861 00:57:09,118 --> 00:57:11,823 - Right. - For... for instance, 862 00:57:11,824 --> 00:57:13,561 when I created the bridge 863 00:57:13,562 --> 00:57:15,629 on Live Without Love... 864 00:57:15,630 --> 00:57:18,797 ...uh, in that moment, I was a god. 865 00:57:18,798 --> 00:57:19,930 - Capital "G" God. - You were. 866 00:57:19,931 --> 00:57:24,000 But only in the same way the... the person who, uh, 867 00:57:24,001 --> 00:57:28,972 created the horseshoe thousands of years ago was a god. 868 00:57:28,973 --> 00:57:32,778 - That is really fascinating, Alfred. - Mmm. 869 00:57:32,779 --> 00:57:34,076 Do you think that... 870 00:57:34,077 --> 00:57:37,519 that that could be a little bit alienating, though? 871 00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:41,523 Just seeing as most people can’t 872 00:57:41,524 --> 00:57:44,790 and won’t ever create something 873 00:57:44,791 --> 00:57:46,759 truly perfect in their lifetimes? 874 00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:49,630 Actually, we believe it’s the exact opposite. 875 00:57:49,631 --> 00:57:53,898 That anyone can be a god at any moment. 876 00:57:53,899 --> 00:57:56,032 The opportunity is there for everyone, 877 00:57:56,033 --> 00:58:00,476 from the boss to the lowest on the masthead. 878 00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:02,677 Yeah, it makes sense, right? 879 00:58:03,513 --> 00:58:04,876 We are only vessels. 880 00:58:04,877 --> 00:58:08,177 Some of us have the goods, some of us don’t. 881 00:58:11,917 --> 00:58:12,785 Thank you so much. 882 00:58:12,786 --> 00:58:15,887 - So, what’s the deal? How’s the note-taking coming? - Uh... 883 00:58:15,888 --> 00:58:17,251 No, it’s good. It’s good. 884 00:58:17,252 --> 00:58:17,922 - Okay. - Yeah. 885 00:58:17,923 --> 00:58:20,023 I’ve been finding a lot of really fascinating stuff. 886 00:58:20,024 --> 00:58:22,058 - Mmm-hmm. - I was thinking, you know, 887 00:58:22,059 --> 00:58:26,667 maybe I could write some sort of secondary... 888 00:58:26,668 --> 00:58:28,097 like, a... a companion piece to yours. 889 00:58:28,098 --> 00:58:30,737 - Secondary piece? - Uh, yeah. Secondary, completely secondary. 890 00:58:30,738 --> 00:58:33,235 Just on the Levelists. 891 00:58:35,204 --> 00:58:36,711 Stan. 892 00:58:36,909 --> 00:58:38,515 Be real with me. 893 00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:40,208 This is a cult. 894 00:58:40,209 --> 00:58:43,079 - Well, yeah. - Or damn well near one. 895 00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:45,521 Like, this is insane. 896 00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:45,851 Yeah. So? 897 00:58:45,852 --> 00:58:48,854 So, I was talking to... - to Jorg last night. - Mmm-hmm. 898 00:58:48,855 --> 00:58:50,020 The backstories on the members... 899 00:58:50,021 --> 00:58:52,825 They’re all just so fascinating. I could just do a deep dive-- 900 00:58:52,826 --> 00:58:56,631 No, no, no, no. Let me stop you. Stop, stop. Let me stop you there. 901 00:58:56,632 --> 00:58:57,929 We are publishing one story. 902 00:58:57,930 --> 00:59:00,228 And you’re... you’re playing 903 00:59:00,229 --> 00:59:01,966 a... a vital role in it. 904 00:59:01,967 --> 00:59:02,967 But, you know, any and everything 905 00:59:02,968 --> 00:59:05,970 that’s interesting about this place will be in my story. 906 00:59:05,971 --> 00:59:07,301 - Okay. - Plus... plus... 907 00:59:07,302 --> 00:59:10,546 the... the... the weird groupies in blue, 908 00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:12,174 the fucking vases, 909 00:59:12,175 --> 00:59:14,715 god damn dancing, none of that matters 910 00:59:14,716 --> 00:59:16,145 because it’s about the music. 911 00:59:16,146 --> 00:59:19,753 That’s the story, you know? I mean... 912 00:59:20,953 --> 00:59:23,658 - Oh, my God. Stan. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 913 00:59:23,659 --> 00:59:24,956 Oh, somebody help! 914 00:59:24,957 --> 00:59:26,793 - What happened? - Have Charlan rush here. 915 00:59:26,794 --> 00:59:27,860 What happened? 916 00:59:27,861 --> 00:59:30,126 - Now! - Oh, my God. Take it out, take it out, take it out. 917 00:59:30,127 --> 00:59:31,259 - No! - Oh, my goodness! 918 00:59:32,129 --> 00:59:33,635 - Just breathe, just breathe. - What’s going on? 919 00:59:33,636 --> 00:59:36,605 - It looks like it only hit his shoulder... - What the fuck? 920 00:59:36,606 --> 00:59:37,133 ...but still hurry. 921 00:59:37,134 --> 00:59:39,267 Just breathe, just breathe, just breathe. 922 00:59:39,268 --> 00:59:43,008 Don’t take it out. 923 00:59:44,075 --> 00:59:46,582 - Oh, my God. - Oh, it’s... 924 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:47,341 I’m so sorry, mister. 925 00:59:47,342 --> 00:59:50,619 It was a mistake with my grip. It slipped. 926 00:59:52,017 --> 00:59:54,216 Oh, my God. 927 00:59:59,354 --> 00:59:59,991 Yes? 928 01:00:02,929 --> 01:00:06,031 Ariel. Come, have a drink. 929 01:00:10,068 --> 01:00:10,837 Ariel. 930 01:00:10,838 --> 01:00:11,904 We were just saying we... 931 01:00:11,905 --> 01:00:14,775 we should call over to your room and invite you over. 932 01:00:14,776 --> 01:00:17,173 - We were just saying that. - And here you are. 933 01:00:17,174 --> 01:00:18,713 There’s not a lot left, 934 01:00:18,714 --> 01:00:19,912 but you look like a lightweight, so... 935 01:00:19,913 --> 01:00:22,816 Oh, I remember when I used to look like a lightweight. 936 01:00:22,817 --> 01:00:24,785 Well, we all remember the ’80s, Bianca. 937 01:00:24,786 --> 01:00:25,786 - Fuck you. - Okay. 938 01:00:25,787 --> 01:00:27,150 - Fuck you. - To Moretti... 939 01:00:27,151 --> 01:00:32,155 ...the best entertainer in the world, 940 01:00:32,156 --> 01:00:35,257 still the greatest of all time. 941 01:00:35,258 --> 01:00:38,096 - No doubt. - Moretti. 942 01:00:38,393 --> 01:00:39,129 Ariel, what’s wrong? 943 01:00:39,130 --> 01:00:43,067 Oh, this better not be about the fucking article. I know that. 944 01:00:43,068 --> 01:00:44,937 Stan, is it possible 945 01:00:44,938 --> 01:00:47,940 that what happened to you wasn’t an accident? 946 01:00:47,941 --> 01:00:49,678 - What? - We’re here, 947 01:00:49,679 --> 01:00:50,976 in the middle of fucking nowhere. 948 01:00:50,977 --> 01:00:53,077 They took our cell phones. They took our laptops. 949 01:00:53,078 --> 01:00:55,882 We have no way of communicating with the outside world. 950 01:00:55,883 --> 01:00:58,214 They’re surveilling us, watching us 24/7. 951 01:00:58,215 --> 01:01:02,020 They’re probably fucking listening in to this room somehow. 952 01:01:02,021 --> 01:01:03,252 People are fucking missing. 953 01:01:03,253 --> 01:01:05,353 - Let’s not forget about that. - What? 954 01:01:05,354 --> 01:01:06,893 Are you sure you haven’t been drinking with us? 955 01:01:06,894 --> 01:01:10,028 Because this is sounding a little crazy. 956 01:01:10,029 --> 01:01:12,261 - Didn’t wanna say it. - Sorry. 957 01:01:12,262 --> 01:01:14,868 Something is off. 958 01:01:14,869 --> 01:01:17,904 Is this not alarming to you at all? 959 01:01:17,905 --> 01:01:21,039 Like, is it weird or fucking strange in the least bit? 960 01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:23,943 It’s less odd to me that Bill Lotto’s pretentious ass 961 01:01:23,944 --> 01:01:28,717 thinks that he’s too good to listen to the album with the rest of us 962 01:01:28,718 --> 01:01:32,754 than it is that the Alfred Moretti 963 01:01:32,755 --> 01:01:33,689 did all of this 964 01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:36,923 to steal our cell phones or something. I mean, come on. 965 01:01:36,924 --> 01:01:38,122 I don’t know why he fucking did it. 966 01:01:38,123 --> 01:01:39,453 You said that they hated each other. 967 01:01:39,454 --> 01:01:43,457 Oh, yeah, they hate each other over something so silly. 968 01:01:43,458 --> 01:01:44,062 Years ago, 969 01:01:44,063 --> 01:01:46,735 Bill gave an interview where he sort of made fun of Moretti 970 01:01:46,736 --> 01:01:50,739 for getting his Doberman stuffed after it died. 971 01:01:50,740 --> 01:01:52,873 - Oh, Tucker. - That’s right. 972 01:01:52,874 --> 01:01:54,842 That’s right. Tucker. 973 01:01:54,843 --> 01:01:55,106 Oh. RIP. 974 01:01:55,107 --> 01:01:58,307 And then, of course, Moretti was shamed a little bit 975 01:01:58,308 --> 01:02:01,409 because everybody thought it was kind of strange, 976 01:02:01,410 --> 01:02:04,016 - because it’s kind of strange. - Mmm-hmm. 977 01:02:04,017 --> 01:02:06,953 This just doesn’t feel fucking right at all to me. 978 01:02:06,954 --> 01:02:09,890 Okay, and that’s why you’re the one just taking notes. 979 01:02:09,891 --> 01:02:13,323 - Okay. - Just calm... Hold on. 980 01:02:15,127 --> 01:02:18,426 - What is happening? - I don’t know. It’s... 981 01:02:40,955 --> 01:02:46,487 The crowd... the crowd is oh so upset. 982 01:02:48,523 --> 01:02:51,162 Upset that I’m not onstage. 983 01:02:51,163 --> 01:02:52,295 Yeah! 984 01:02:52,296 --> 01:02:54,528 The back row is half asleep. 985 01:02:55,937 --> 01:03:00,776 But the front row is ready to rage. 986 01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:01,502 Yeah! 987 01:03:01,503 --> 01:03:04,109 The drummer was an hour late. 988 01:03:04,847 --> 01:03:08,344 - He was in the back seat of a groupie’s car. - Yeah! 989 01:03:08,345 --> 01:03:11,281 The spotlight just blew out. 990 01:03:12,217 --> 01:03:16,924 But my sarong, it shines from afar. 991 01:03:16,925 --> 01:03:18,288 Yeah! 992 01:03:18,289 --> 01:03:21,357 The price of the ticket was low. 993 01:03:22,260 --> 01:03:25,427 But we’re booked for another gig. 994 01:03:26,363 --> 01:03:30,432 The microphone is tiny and cheap. 995 01:03:32,138 --> 01:03:36,372 But it makes my bulge 996 01:03:36,373 --> 01:03:37,978 look big. 997 01:03:47,219 --> 01:03:48,891 Bravo! 998 01:04:24,619 --> 01:04:26,258 Ariel? 999 01:05:20,411 --> 01:05:24,348 I love you all dearly. I hope to see you soon. 1000 01:06:50,237 --> 01:06:52,205 - Whoa. - Are you... Are you okay? 1001 01:06:52,206 --> 01:06:53,437 Don’t touch me. Don’t touch me. 1002 01:06:53,438 --> 01:06:55,605 What’s... what’s wrong? 1003 01:06:56,375 --> 01:06:58,178 Just, wait a minute. 1004 01:06:58,179 --> 01:06:59,707 Let me explain, okay? 1005 01:06:59,708 --> 01:07:02,381 - I’m leaving. - Ariel. Ariel. 1006 01:07:02,612 --> 01:07:04,119 Ariel! 1007 01:07:16,593 --> 01:07:18,166 Ariel. 1008 01:07:23,336 --> 01:07:24,039 I need to leave. 1009 01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:27,405 Why? What... what happened? What’s wrong? 1010 01:07:28,671 --> 01:07:31,080 Uh, where’s Bill Lotto? 1011 01:07:31,608 --> 01:07:32,113 Najee? 1012 01:07:32,114 --> 01:07:34,346 I would assume he’s getting dressed for dinner. 1013 01:07:34,347 --> 01:07:37,514 Wait, did Bill do something to you? 1014 01:07:37,515 --> 01:07:39,351 No, just, where is he? 1015 01:07:39,352 --> 01:07:41,089 Where’s... where’s Emily Katz? 1016 01:07:41,090 --> 01:07:41,749 I just left her. 1017 01:07:41,750 --> 01:07:45,094 She’s feeling much better and will join us at the children’s show. 1018 01:07:45,391 --> 01:07:46,721 Oh. Okay. 1019 01:07:46,722 --> 01:07:48,228 Ariel, you... 1020 01:07:48,229 --> 01:07:50,692 Can’t you tell me exactly what happened? 1021 01:07:50,693 --> 01:07:52,826 You seemed just peachy yesterday. 1022 01:07:52,827 --> 01:07:57,435 Um, no, I’m not, uh, explaining anything. 1023 01:07:57,436 --> 01:08:00,108 Just, uh, I want to go. 1024 01:08:00,109 --> 01:08:01,340 I’m gonna go. 1025 01:08:01,341 --> 01:08:02,209 I am going now. I’m leaving. 1026 01:08:02,210 --> 01:08:05,212 I’m sorry, but that simply isn’t possible right now. 1027 01:08:05,213 --> 01:08:09,084 A few of the believers took the Louise into town. 1028 01:08:09,085 --> 01:08:10,085 They should be back soon. 1029 01:08:10,086 --> 01:08:12,318 Okay, well, what about one of those? 1030 01:08:12,319 --> 01:08:14,254 Those will get you ten miles. 1031 01:08:14,255 --> 01:08:16,421 You’ll have to walk the other 40. 1032 01:08:16,422 --> 01:08:19,754 Okay. Well, we have to figure something out, ’cause I gotta go. 1033 01:08:19,755 --> 01:08:23,263 This is the opportunity of a lifetime. 1034 01:08:23,264 --> 01:08:25,166 If you’re too ungrateful to-- 1035 01:08:25,167 --> 01:08:26,233 Jorg. 1036 01:08:26,234 --> 01:08:28,499 Can’t you see she’s frightened? 1037 01:08:28,500 --> 01:08:32,668 And it’s obviously something we did or didn’t do, 1038 01:08:32,669 --> 01:08:37,475 so I would like to apologize for that and assure you 1039 01:08:37,476 --> 01:08:39,312 that we will get you out of here 1040 01:08:39,313 --> 01:08:42,216 as soon as we can possibly do so. 1041 01:08:42,217 --> 01:08:44,746 Najee, when is the bus returning? 1042 01:08:44,747 --> 01:08:46,319 40 minutes, max. I’ll call them now. 1043 01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:51,621 In the meanwhile, I want you to get a hold of Jeff and deal with the plane. 1044 01:08:51,622 --> 01:08:52,259 Get it fueled up. 1045 01:08:52,260 --> 01:08:56,395 Make sure it’s ready to go the second we get Ariel 1046 01:08:56,396 --> 01:08:57,693 to the airport, okay? 1047 01:08:57,694 --> 01:09:00,861 - No argument, top priority. - Yes, sir. 1048 01:09:00,862 --> 01:09:03,732 But what about the puppet show? 1049 01:09:03,733 --> 01:09:05,866 Well, she... she has to leave, 1050 01:09:05,867 --> 01:09:08,308 so she... she’ll miss it this time. 1051 01:09:08,309 --> 01:09:13,709 But we worked so hard, and you were supposed to sit next to me. 1052 01:09:13,710 --> 01:09:15,415 It’s not fair. 1053 01:09:15,580 --> 01:09:18,582 You know, maybe we can do this. 1054 01:09:18,583 --> 01:09:19,748 If Ariel agrees, 1055 01:09:19,749 --> 01:09:22,553 the children’s building is the closest one to the gate, 1056 01:09:22,554 --> 01:09:27,856 and she could stay and watch the show until the bus got here. 1057 01:09:28,923 --> 01:09:31,662 If you feel comfortable with that. 1058 01:09:33,334 --> 01:09:36,237 I could see the entrance from the building? 1059 01:09:36,238 --> 01:09:37,931 Like, I could see it? 1060 01:09:38,735 --> 01:09:41,704 Cross my heart, hope to die. 1061 01:09:46,215 --> 01:09:47,347 Yeah, fine. 1062 01:09:47,348 --> 01:09:49,647 - Yes! - Okay. 1063 01:09:53,618 --> 01:09:55,355 Jorg, if you could... 1064 01:09:55,356 --> 01:09:56,819 Thank you. 1065 01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:31,557 Yeah. 1066 01:10:42,700 --> 01:10:44,372 Cute. 1067 01:10:48,310 --> 01:10:50,609 All right, children. 1068 01:10:51,544 --> 01:10:55,547 Presenting The Tragedy of Billie. 1069 01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:35,587 Okay. I’m ready. 1070 01:11:35,588 --> 01:11:38,459 Lady Day! 1071 01:11:38,954 --> 01:11:41,461 Tell us, has the trauma in your childhood 1072 01:11:41,462 --> 01:11:43,727 helped you make such successful music? 1073 01:11:43,728 --> 01:11:46,796 Coming from where I’m from, to be where I’m at now, 1074 01:11:46,797 --> 01:11:49,337 well, I guess that’s a sweet song in itself. 1075 01:11:49,338 --> 01:11:51,603 But I wouldn’t wish my childhood on anyone, 1076 01:11:51,604 --> 01:11:53,737 - even for success. - Tell us about prison. 1077 01:11:53,738 --> 01:11:55,673 Did you perform any ditties in the slammer? 1078 01:11:55,674 --> 01:11:58,742 Well, I’m no saint. You already knew that. 1079 01:11:58,743 --> 01:12:00,942 And prison sure ain’t full of saints, 1080 01:12:00,943 --> 01:12:02,746 but neither is the rest of the world. 1081 01:12:02,747 --> 01:12:03,714 Are you still on smack? 1082 01:12:03,715 --> 01:12:07,751 I’m very pleased to announce that I’m 100% sober as I stand here 1083 01:12:07,752 --> 01:12:11,425 and plan to finish my days exactly that way. 1084 01:12:11,426 --> 01:12:12,624 I’m embarrassed and ashamed 1085 01:12:12,625 --> 01:12:14,692 of the mistakes I’ve made in my past 1086 01:12:14,693 --> 01:12:17,365 and ask my fans and family to forgive me 1087 01:12:17,366 --> 01:12:18,366 as best as they can. 1088 01:12:18,367 --> 01:12:19,994 I know I’m certainly trying to. 1089 01:12:19,995 --> 01:12:21,633 When did the weight gain start? 1090 01:12:21,634 --> 01:12:24,471 How do you feel about McKay blowing your fortune? 1091 01:12:24,472 --> 01:12:27,375 Are you flat broke? Reports say you’re flat broke. 1092 01:12:27,376 --> 01:12:31,577 Billie, when will we hear Strange Fruit again? 1093 01:12:31,578 --> 01:12:35,108 Do you think a former prostitute should be a role model? 1094 01:12:35,109 --> 01:12:36,450 Billie! Ms. Holiday! 1095 01:12:38,585 --> 01:12:40,850 Billie! Ms. Holiday! 1096 01:12:40,851 --> 01:12:42,918 Lady Day! 1097 01:12:45,922 --> 01:12:47,593 Something moved. Something moved. 1098 01:12:47,594 --> 01:12:49,827 What... what the fuck is that? 1099 01:12:50,795 --> 01:12:53,566 - What the fuck? - Oh, my God. 1100 01:12:53,567 --> 01:12:55,470 Jesus. 1101 01:12:57,901 --> 01:13:00,805 Is... is this some kind of joke? 1102 01:13:00,937 --> 01:13:04,577 - What? - Is there some... someone in there? 1103 01:13:04,578 --> 01:13:07,581 Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. 1104 01:13:07,812 --> 01:13:09,913 What the fuck? 1105 01:13:10,386 --> 01:13:12,113 Jesus Christ. 1106 01:13:14,115 --> 01:13:16,018 Oh, my God. 1107 01:13:16,557 --> 01:13:19,626 Em? 1108 01:13:24,565 --> 01:13:26,830 - Oh, my God. - Time to go, children. 1109 01:13:26,831 --> 01:13:28,634 What the fuck is wrong with her? 1110 01:13:29,504 --> 01:13:34,068 Um, I promised I would be an open book, 1111 01:13:34,069 --> 01:13:35,806 and welshing ain’t cute. 1112 01:13:35,807 --> 01:13:36,840 Well done, kids. 1113 01:13:36,841 --> 01:13:38,909 Very... very charming. 1114 01:13:39,008 --> 01:13:41,108 Uh, so I’ll try and explain. 1115 01:13:41,109 --> 01:13:45,882 Whatever chemical compound she ingested, 1116 01:13:45,883 --> 01:13:47,488 uh... 1117 01:13:47,489 --> 01:13:52,625 Sorry, science is a bit of a "blah, blah, blah" to me. 1118 01:13:52,626 --> 01:13:53,593 Suffice it to say 1119 01:13:53,594 --> 01:13:58,466 that whatever is wet inside her body 1120 01:13:58,467 --> 01:14:00,666 is rapidly expanding. 1121 01:14:00,667 --> 01:14:03,064 Is... is that more or less accurate? 1122 01:14:03,065 --> 01:14:05,836 - More or less. - You see? 1123 01:14:05,837 --> 01:14:11,611 Wonders happen when we follow the science. 1124 01:14:11,612 --> 01:14:14,449 Wouldn’t you say, dear? 1125 01:14:15,517 --> 01:14:17,111 Don’t... What the fuck are you doing? 1126 01:14:17,112 --> 01:14:19,949 - Oh, my God. Don’t touch her. - Jesus. 1127 01:14:21,556 --> 01:14:23,183 Jesus Christ. 1128 01:14:23,184 --> 01:14:25,460 - Jorg, please. - He’s fucking insane. 1129 01:14:25,461 --> 01:14:27,594 - A towel. - Move. 1130 01:14:27,595 --> 01:14:29,090 Move, you motherfuckers! 1131 01:14:29,091 --> 01:14:30,993 No! Let me go! 1132 01:14:30,994 --> 01:14:33,095 Get off of me! 1133 01:14:33,634 --> 01:14:36,900 - Nobody leaves! - I wanna go. 1134 01:14:36,901 --> 01:14:38,165 Let me go. 1135 01:14:38,166 --> 01:14:40,201 - Stay down. - Okay. 1136 01:14:41,807 --> 01:14:44,578 Fuck! Look at that. 1137 01:14:44,579 --> 01:14:46,712 I mean, will you look at that? 1138 01:14:46,713 --> 01:14:51,013 Why is it that waterproof foundation 1139 01:14:51,014 --> 01:14:53,048 is never truly waterproof? 1140 01:14:53,049 --> 01:14:54,214 Why? 1141 01:14:54,215 --> 01:14:55,490 Great question. 1142 01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:57,085 And, you know, I... 1143 01:14:57,086 --> 01:14:59,659 I must say something, I’m afraid. 1144 01:14:59,660 --> 01:15:02,057 Um... 1145 01:15:03,763 --> 01:15:05,665 Many of us here have worked 1146 01:15:05,666 --> 01:15:10,670 very hard to make this a once-in-a-lifetime event, 1147 01:15:10,671 --> 01:15:14,674 and I find that all of you are being 1148 01:15:14,675 --> 01:15:16,709 very, very disruptive. 1149 01:15:16,710 --> 01:15:19,272 Excuse... excuse me. 1150 01:15:19,273 --> 01:15:21,912 That’s dramatic. Let me go. 1151 01:15:21,913 --> 01:15:22,979 I just wanna go. 1152 01:15:22,980 --> 01:15:25,817 Excuse me. That’s dramatic. 1153 01:15:25,818 --> 01:15:29,623 Now, may we finally begin the Q and A 1154 01:15:29,624 --> 01:15:31,955 to discuss Caesar’s Request? 1155 01:15:37,929 --> 01:15:39,766 Hey, hey, hey! 1156 01:15:43,968 --> 01:15:44,869 Sit! 1157 01:15:44,870 --> 01:15:47,872 Oh, my God. 1158 01:15:47,873 --> 01:15:48,972 Oh! 1159 01:15:50,007 --> 01:15:51,579 Jesus Christ. 1160 01:15:53,978 --> 01:15:55,242 Shut her up! 1161 01:16:00,985 --> 01:16:05,021 - Sit her up. - Intermission is finished. 1162 01:16:13,998 --> 01:16:15,835 What the fuck is this? 1163 01:16:16,099 --> 01:16:17,869 "What the fuck is this?" 1164 01:16:17,870 --> 01:16:20,905 That’s what you said? "What the fuck is this?" 1165 01:16:20,906 --> 01:16:22,874 So, the first question 1166 01:16:22,875 --> 01:16:27,010 of my first interview in 30 years is, 1167 01:16:27,011 --> 01:16:30,047 "What the fuck is this?" 1168 01:16:31,147 --> 01:16:36,151 You know, I... I think I could do better on my own, 1169 01:16:36,152 --> 01:16:39,121 so let’s give it a try. 1170 01:16:39,122 --> 01:16:43,158 Uh, Mr. Alfred Moretti. 1171 01:16:43,159 --> 01:16:44,797 Question mark. 1172 01:16:44,798 --> 01:16:48,834 Why did you 1173 01:16:48,835 --> 01:16:53,938 name your new album, 1174 01:16:53,939 --> 01:16:58,338 like, Caesar’s Request? 1175 01:16:58,339 --> 01:17:01,682 Thank you for the question. 1176 01:17:01,683 --> 01:17:04,652 And thank you, Billie, for the invite. 1177 01:17:04,653 --> 01:17:06,984 Well, it’s an interesting story. 1178 01:17:06,985 --> 01:17:11,054 One day, while summering on the Cape, 1179 01:17:11,055 --> 01:17:13,892 I was engrossed by an account 1180 01:17:13,893 --> 01:17:17,995 of the time that Julius Caesar was kidnapped. 1181 01:17:17,996 --> 01:17:22,329 Now, does anyone here happen to know 1182 01:17:22,330 --> 01:17:25,002 who kidnapped Julius Caesar? 1183 01:17:27,038 --> 01:17:29,304 Pirates. 1184 01:17:32,912 --> 01:17:34,276 Pirates. 1185 01:17:34,815 --> 01:17:36,981 From the mouths of babes. 1186 01:17:36,982 --> 01:17:40,116 You’re absolutely right, Ariel Ecton. 1187 01:17:40,117 --> 01:17:41,722 Now, let me ask you, 1188 01:17:41,723 --> 01:17:47,222 uh, do you happen to know how Julius Caesar responded 1189 01:17:47,223 --> 01:17:49,225 once he’d been freed? 1190 01:17:50,996 --> 01:17:53,261 He went back with his army. 1191 01:17:53,262 --> 01:17:55,198 To do what? 1192 01:17:55,297 --> 01:17:57,739 Don’t disappoint us, now. 1193 01:17:58,234 --> 01:18:02,435 He killed all of his kidnappers. 1194 01:18:02,436 --> 01:18:06,945 Um, he crucified them, actually. 1195 01:18:06,946 --> 01:18:09,112 Every single one of them. 1196 01:18:09,113 --> 01:18:12,016 No hyperbole, no foundational myth 1197 01:18:12,017 --> 01:18:15,723 about a man walking on water. 1198 01:18:15,724 --> 01:18:21,223 Just simple, actual crucifixion for all of them. 1199 01:18:21,224 --> 01:18:24,193 Now tell me, teacher’s pet, 1200 01:18:24,194 --> 01:18:28,198 on whom I’m about to place a big, big bet... 1201 01:18:28,935 --> 01:18:31,872 what’s the best part of the story? 1202 01:18:32,807 --> 01:18:34,137 Um... 1203 01:18:34,138 --> 01:18:37,140 Well, the best part 1204 01:18:37,141 --> 01:18:40,011 of the story is that 1205 01:18:40,012 --> 01:18:45,280 the pirates who kidnapped the Julius Caesar 1206 01:18:45,281 --> 01:18:48,349 thought he was a commoner. 1207 01:18:48,350 --> 01:18:51,792 They thought they were his equal. 1208 01:18:51,793 --> 01:18:55,257 And because of this misconception, 1209 01:18:55,258 --> 01:18:58,832 they asked the same ransom for Julius Caesar 1210 01:18:58,833 --> 01:19:01,736 that they would’ve asked for any Joe Schmo Roman. 1211 01:19:01,737 --> 01:19:05,201 And this meant that Caesar was obligated 1212 01:19:05,202 --> 01:19:08,171 to demand a raise in his ransom 1213 01:19:08,172 --> 01:19:12,913 so that it would be commensurate with his position. 1214 01:19:14,211 --> 01:19:17,346 And what does that tell us? Well... 1215 01:19:18,116 --> 01:19:21,789 It tells us that royalty, 1216 01:19:21,790 --> 01:19:25,518 even when at the mercy of peasants, 1217 01:19:25,519 --> 01:19:29,193 is still royalty, doesn’t it? 1218 01:19:31,294 --> 01:19:32,966 Doesn’t it? 1219 01:19:34,066 --> 01:19:38,235 Now, what about that story, kids? 1220 01:19:39,170 --> 01:19:42,139 And how about that puppet show? 1221 01:19:42,140 --> 01:19:46,947 The Tragedy of Billie. 1222 01:19:47,211 --> 01:19:49,509 I think that interview went rather well. 1223 01:19:49,510 --> 01:19:52,314 - Wonderful, wonderful interview. - No. 1224 01:19:52,315 --> 01:19:53,546 Please, please. 1225 01:19:53,547 --> 01:19:55,251 - Please let me go. - Stan. 1226 01:19:55,252 --> 01:19:57,485 Please. Please. 1227 01:19:58,959 --> 01:20:00,487 No, no, please. 1228 01:20:00,488 --> 01:20:02,456 I’m sorry. 1229 01:20:02,457 --> 01:20:03,556 Please. 1230 01:20:04,261 --> 01:20:07,000 Stan. No. 1231 01:20:20,310 --> 01:20:21,817 Belle. 1232 01:20:41,463 --> 01:20:43,904 ♪ Baby Jane, I lost my nerve ♪ 1233 01:20:43,905 --> 01:20:47,138 ♪ Hear my heart Please ignore my words ♪ 1234 01:20:47,139 --> 01:20:50,471 ♪ We jumped the broom That was the best of days ♪ 1235 01:20:51,209 --> 01:20:54,981 ♪ Since we broke up I’ve been in a daze ♪ 1236 01:20:54,982 --> 01:20:59,448 ♪ Baby Jane Please don’t take the cat ♪ 1237 01:21:07,192 --> 01:21:08,995 Welcome to the Rhinestone Chalet, 1238 01:21:08,996 --> 01:21:11,261 Moretti’s childhood home turned interactive museum. 1239 01:21:11,262 --> 01:21:14,869 Did you know that Alfred’s roots come from Peoria, Illinois? 1240 01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:17,905 ...feel to you until that day. 1241 01:21:17,906 --> 01:21:18,631 I mean, until that moment. 1242 01:21:23,505 --> 01:21:26,541 Circle back around. 1243 01:22:19,462 --> 01:22:20,594 So jealous. 1244 01:22:33,641 --> 01:22:36,050 You’re still pretty. 1245 01:25:00,656 --> 01:25:05,858 ...sacrifice of our beautiful creation. 1246 01:25:05,859 --> 01:25:09,829 See, we can’t, uh, un-paint a canvas 1247 01:25:09,830 --> 01:25:13,305 or un-play a chord. 1248 01:25:13,306 --> 01:25:16,143 And if a mistake has been made, 1249 01:25:16,144 --> 01:25:18,706 either yours or someone else’s, 1250 01:25:18,707 --> 01:25:20,807 the only way to rectify it 1251 01:25:20,808 --> 01:25:25,780 is to make something beautiful. 1252 01:25:26,517 --> 01:25:31,587 Now, I’ve studied at every temple of taste 1253 01:25:31,588 --> 01:25:33,523 in the entire world. 1254 01:25:33,524 --> 01:25:37,560 I’ve picked over every reliquary that exists. 1255 01:25:37,561 --> 01:25:44,865 But I’ve never seen anything as beautiful as you pearls. 1256 01:25:49,210 --> 01:25:53,444 We don’t know what tomorrow will bring. 1257 01:25:53,445 --> 01:25:54,907 Maybe we’ll all be together... 1258 01:25:58,714 --> 01:25:59,912 Listen to me. 1259 01:25:59,913 --> 01:26:03,685 When you get to the gate, make a right, okay? 1260 01:26:04,324 --> 01:26:08,592 And then, go until you see the light, all right? 1261 01:26:09,362 --> 01:26:12,727 But let’s hope it’s something beautiful. 1262 01:26:12,728 --> 01:26:14,597 To our time in the sand. 1263 01:26:14,598 --> 01:26:17,402 To our time in the sand. 1264 01:26:17,403 --> 01:26:19,306 Push me. 1265 01:26:19,471 --> 01:26:20,901 Cheers. 1266 01:26:27,875 --> 01:26:29,745 Cheers. 1267 01:28:11,451 --> 01:28:13,552 Hey. 1268 01:28:13,750 --> 01:28:14,717 Help, help, help! 1269 01:28:14,718 --> 01:28:16,455 - Who are you? - I was in the house. 1270 01:28:16,456 --> 01:28:19,392 I was there, and people are dead, and we have to go. 1271 01:28:19,393 --> 01:28:22,527 - You were in there? - Yes, I was in there. 1272 01:28:22,528 --> 01:28:24,793 Holy shit, you’re bleeding. Are you hurt? 1273 01:28:24,794 --> 01:28:27,599 - Yes, I am hurt! - Is Moretti hurt? 1274 01:28:27,863 --> 01:28:29,798 Yes, he’s hurt, so we have to go. 1275 01:28:29,799 --> 01:28:31,602 - You met Moretti? - We have to leave. 1276 01:28:31,603 --> 01:28:33,340 Wait, did he do the wiggle? 1277 01:28:33,341 --> 01:28:34,374 I bet he did the wiggle. 1278 01:28:34,375 --> 01:28:36,376 Did you hear the new song... 1279 01:28:36,377 --> 01:28:38,346 I’m so sorry! 1280 01:29:34,435 --> 01:29:38,636 Do you think about why that Levelist helped you escape that night? 1281 01:29:38,637 --> 01:29:41,441 Or do you mentally try not to go back to that time? 1282 01:29:43,510 --> 01:29:44,774 Maybe a mix of both. I don’t know. 1283 01:29:44,775 --> 01:29:47,744 I’m... This is, like, my millionth interview this month, 1284 01:29:47,745 --> 01:29:49,515 so you have to forgive me. 1285 01:29:49,516 --> 01:29:51,078 Book tours are... 1286 01:29:51,551 --> 01:29:52,012 Exhausting. 1287 01:29:52,013 --> 01:29:55,389 - Yeah, exhausting. - Yes, I’m tired. 1288 01:29:55,390 --> 01:29:59,019 So, you know I gotta ask... 1289 01:29:59,020 --> 01:30:03,089 Is that how it really happened when you went back to the compound? 1290 01:30:03,090 --> 01:30:05,058 It’s... it’s exactly as I wrote it. 1291 01:30:49,136 --> 01:30:52,204 And he was actually just sitting there alone, 1292 01:30:52,205 --> 01:30:55,581 still in the white suit, playing the piano? 1293 01:30:55,582 --> 01:31:00,652 I do feel like I’ve said this a million times at this point, 1294 01:31:00,653 --> 01:31:03,116 but it was, uh, surreal. 1295 01:31:03,117 --> 01:31:07,087 Cops haven’t been able to locate a single Levelist body. 1296 01:31:07,088 --> 01:31:09,892 They still haven’t found the fan who was at the gate. 1297 01:31:09,893 --> 01:31:11,630 - Just nothing. - Hmm. 1298 01:31:11,631 --> 01:31:13,897 Um, sorry. 1299 01:31:15,096 --> 01:31:17,504 - Do you mind if I... - Oh, yeah. 1300 01:31:17,505 --> 01:31:19,001 Thanks. 1301 01:31:20,574 --> 01:31:22,168 Hello? This is Ariel Ecton. 1302 01:31:22,169 --> 01:31:22,839 Ariel. Guess who. 1303 01:31:22,840 --> 01:31:25,644 It’s Soledad Yusef calling from sunny Malibu, California. 1304 01:31:25,645 --> 01:31:29,011 And how do you find yourself this Monday morning? 1305 01:31:31,145 --> 01:31:31,881 My love? Hello? 1306 01:31:31,882 --> 01:31:36,689 - What do you want? - Ooh. Someone’s spicy this morning. 1307 01:31:37,019 --> 01:31:40,791 But I believe it’s more of what you want. 1308 01:31:40,792 --> 01:31:41,495 Didn’t you send in 1309 01:31:41,496 --> 01:31:44,058 six interview requests to sit down with Mr. Moretti for your novel? 1310 01:31:44,059 --> 01:31:47,897 Well, you’re in luck. Mr. Moretti would like to sit down this evening 1311 01:31:47,898 --> 01:31:49,767 at the high-risk state hospital in Reno. 1312 01:31:49,768 --> 01:31:51,802 It’s like a medieval torture chamber, if you ask me. 1313 01:31:51,803 --> 01:31:54,673 Honestly, these states should be tried for the way they treat people. 1314 01:31:54,674 --> 01:31:56,675 It’s just absolutely abhorrent. 1315 01:31:56,676 --> 01:31:58,171 Soledad, you are aware 1316 01:31:58,172 --> 01:31:59,579 that your client, Alfred Moretti, 1317 01:31:59,580 --> 01:32:02,780 pled guilty to the murder of five innocent people, 1318 01:32:02,781 --> 01:32:04,683 tried to kill me, and is suspected 1319 01:32:04,684 --> 01:32:08,555 of leading hundreds of Levelists to mass suicide? 1320 01:32:08,556 --> 01:32:09,953 He’s passionate. 1321 01:32:10,283 --> 01:32:13,627 Ciao, my darling. Take care of yourself. 1322 01:32:28,840 --> 01:32:32,107 Salutations, as they say. 1323 01:32:49,894 --> 01:32:51,830 Oh, heavy. 1324 01:32:52,732 --> 01:32:54,701 Shall we get started? 1325 01:32:59,739 --> 01:33:00,706 Python. 1326 01:33:00,707 --> 01:33:04,809 - Excuse me? - Well, in your novel, you wrote that when... 1327 01:33:04,810 --> 01:33:06,305 the first day we met 1328 01:33:06,306 --> 01:33:10,243 that I was wearing cream-colored alligator boots, 1329 01:33:10,244 --> 01:33:13,719 but in fact, they were smoke-colored python boots. 1330 01:33:13,720 --> 01:33:18,185 Now, of course, that’s an easy mistake to make for an untrained eye, 1331 01:33:18,186 --> 01:33:21,892 but, uh, I would never. It’s unimaginable-- 1332 01:33:21,893 --> 01:33:24,225 In my "novel," you said? 1333 01:33:24,324 --> 01:33:27,062 In my 320-page non-fiction text, 1334 01:33:27,063 --> 01:33:30,736 your biggest gripe is with the material of your boots? 1335 01:33:30,737 --> 01:33:34,740 You know, it’s just, a little constructive criticism 1336 01:33:34,741 --> 01:33:37,876 never killed anyone, Ariel. 1337 01:33:40,912 --> 01:33:41,978 Okay. 1338 01:33:41,979 --> 01:33:44,685 Um... 1339 01:33:46,049 --> 01:33:49,953 I didn’t expect you to be remorseful like a normal person, 1340 01:33:49,954 --> 01:33:53,924 but I came here to try to report the truth 1341 01:33:53,925 --> 01:33:55,794 so that there’s closure for the families and-- 1342 01:33:55,795 --> 01:33:58,192 And to sell a few more books. 1343 01:33:58,193 --> 01:34:03,065 - Well... - Ariel, while you circle around and around 1344 01:34:03,066 --> 01:34:04,935 the one question 1345 01:34:04,936 --> 01:34:11,007 that you most assuredly came here to ask me... Very quickly... 1346 01:34:11,008 --> 01:34:13,680 Primitive man chose their leader 1347 01:34:13,681 --> 01:34:19,016 in the same way that animals chose their leader... 1348 01:34:19,214 --> 01:34:20,214 uh, brute strength. 1349 01:34:20,215 --> 01:34:23,085 Yeah, I... I’m familiar with Darwin’s theory. 1350 01:34:23,086 --> 01:34:28,124 Uh, what does that have to do with you being a murderer? 1351 01:34:29,125 --> 01:34:31,698 Man evolved. 1352 01:34:31,699 --> 01:34:32,765 Humanity evolved. 1353 01:34:32,766 --> 01:34:36,967 Um, it, uh, created government 1354 01:34:36,968 --> 01:34:38,364 and rules and law. 1355 01:34:38,365 --> 01:34:42,907 And with those things, then the criteria 1356 01:34:42,908 --> 01:34:46,108 for what was needed in a leader changed. 1357 01:34:46,109 --> 01:34:50,112 So, it went from this to left brain. 1358 01:34:50,113 --> 01:34:54,347 To be president, you have to go to an Ivy League school 1359 01:34:54,348 --> 01:34:57,152 and get a little Ivy League law degree 1360 01:34:57,153 --> 01:35:01,860 to signal to the rest of us, the peons, 1361 01:35:01,861 --> 01:35:04,863 uh, that this is the smart person. 1362 01:35:04,864 --> 01:35:06,326 But look at where we are. 1363 01:35:06,327 --> 01:35:08,966 Today’s world is burning, literally. 1364 01:35:08,967 --> 01:35:13,036 Illiteracy is at its highest. We’ve never been more divided. 1365 01:35:13,037 --> 01:35:16,072 We have permanent war, and the list goes on. 1366 01:35:16,073 --> 01:35:21,308 So, clearly, the metric, this left-brain metric, 1367 01:35:21,309 --> 01:35:23,948 failed miserably. 1368 01:35:23,949 --> 01:35:27,480 But there is an answer. 1369 01:35:27,821 --> 01:35:30,219 A new evolution. 1370 01:35:30,351 --> 01:35:37,060 So, won’t be this anymore or this left brain 1371 01:35:37,061 --> 01:35:38,765 but this right brain 1372 01:35:38,766 --> 01:35:42,197 where the most creative are in charge. 1373 01:35:42,198 --> 01:35:48,269 Look, I’m not just gonna sit here and act like I didn’t find Stan’s old article 1374 01:35:48,270 --> 01:35:51,107 where he referred to Tilt as overrated, 1375 01:35:51,108 --> 01:35:55,045 Bianca’s rather unflattering paparazzi shots. 1376 01:35:55,046 --> 01:35:56,079 Not good. Not too pretty. 1377 01:35:56,080 --> 01:35:59,082 And let’s not forget Clara’s digs about your bald head. 1378 01:35:59,083 --> 01:36:00,787 And even you can’t wiggle your way free 1379 01:36:00,788 --> 01:36:02,217 after murdering hundreds of people. 1380 01:36:02,218 --> 01:36:04,186 I didn’t murder hundreds of people. 1381 01:36:04,187 --> 01:36:07,123 You didn’t murder Stan Sullivan, Clara Armstrong, 1382 01:36:07,124 --> 01:36:10,027 Bianca Tyson, Emily Katz, and Bill Lotto? 1383 01:36:10,028 --> 01:36:12,393 Oh, yeah, I murdered them. 1384 01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:17,100 You should know your masterpiece, Ariel, 1385 01:36:17,101 --> 01:36:22,106 is also the introduction to our story. 1386 01:36:23,107 --> 01:36:25,538 No one will condone murder. 1387 01:36:26,077 --> 01:36:30,817 But if it’s scandalous enough, they’ll never stop talking about it. 1388 01:36:30,818 --> 01:36:34,018 Besides, you’re not gonna stop becoming Catholic 1389 01:36:34,019 --> 01:36:36,482 ’cause you read a book about the Crusades. 1390 01:36:36,483 --> 01:36:40,992 You’re serving a life sentence five times over. 1391 01:36:40,993 --> 01:36:44,358 Why not just tell us where the bodies are? 1392 01:36:44,359 --> 01:36:46,559 Where are the Levelists? 1393 01:36:47,329 --> 01:36:48,164 Around. 1394 01:36:48,165 --> 01:36:54,368 We’re spread out, but still connected to teach the young 1395 01:36:54,369 --> 01:36:56,568 and sprout new chapters, 1396 01:36:56,569 --> 01:36:59,076 to preserve dying crafts, 1397 01:36:59,077 --> 01:37:00,913 to inspire and comfort, 1398 01:37:00,914 --> 01:37:03,883 to fan the flames of raw enthusiasm, 1399 01:37:03,884 --> 01:37:10,384 to closely monitor those who obstruct the divinely burdened. 1400 01:37:10,385 --> 01:37:13,057 Not hiding but waiting. 1401 01:37:13,058 --> 01:37:15,059 Waiting to better tomorrow. 1402 01:37:15,060 --> 01:37:19,229 So, what was in the champagne glasses, then? 1403 01:37:20,560 --> 01:37:22,198 Champagne. 1404 01:37:22,199 --> 01:37:24,134 - Okay. - Oh. 1405 01:37:24,135 --> 01:37:26,532 With talent comes forgiveness. 1406 01:37:26,533 --> 01:37:28,204 The bigger the talent, 1407 01:37:28,205 --> 01:37:31,571 the more complete the forgiveness. 1408 01:37:32,011 --> 01:37:35,982 Level will grow and grow. 1409 01:37:37,181 --> 01:37:40,953 We just, uh... 1410 01:37:40,954 --> 01:37:44,451 needed someone to get the ball rolling. 1411 01:37:44,452 --> 01:37:46,454 So, um... 1412 01:37:49,556 --> 01:37:51,524 Come on. You get it. 1413 01:37:54,462 --> 01:37:55,869 So, why me? 1414 01:37:55,870 --> 01:37:57,333 Disco. 1415 01:37:59,940 --> 01:38:02,503 Two reasons, really. 1416 01:38:02,910 --> 01:38:05,274 One for us, one for me. 1417 01:38:05,275 --> 01:38:08,244 For us, we felt you were a pure vessel, 1418 01:38:08,245 --> 01:38:11,918 completely uncorrupted by success, 1419 01:38:11,919 --> 01:38:14,954 uncorrupted by cheap shots for clicks. 1420 01:38:14,955 --> 01:38:17,385 For me, while looking through your background, 1421 01:38:17,386 --> 01:38:22,929 I read a story you’d written about a school board lady. 1422 01:38:22,930 --> 01:38:24,590 - Remember that? - Carol Reggo? 1423 01:38:24,591 --> 01:38:29,595 That piece was less than 500 words. It was before I was even at J. 1424 01:38:29,596 --> 01:38:34,105 You wrote that her chin was 1425 01:38:34,106 --> 01:38:38,209 "delightfully inconspicuous." 1426 01:38:39,276 --> 01:38:43,445 And I needed my chin in good hands. 1427 01:38:55,391 --> 01:38:59,295 Once in a generation, a tragedy so compelling occurs, 1428 01:38:59,296 --> 01:39:00,626 it grabs the entire world’s attention. 1429 01:39:00,627 --> 01:39:04,696 Most people condemn the horrific events that took place a few years ago, 1430 01:39:04,697 --> 01:39:07,600 while a growing minority sympathize with the guilty party. 1431 01:39:07,601 --> 01:39:13,342 After all, Caesar’s Request has sold millions of copies since its release. 1432 01:39:13,343 --> 01:39:15,674 But the one thing we can all agree on... 1433 01:39:15,675 --> 01:39:17,412 Our next guest is a star. 1434 01:39:17,413 --> 01:39:19,579 Her new book was an instant bestseller, 1435 01:39:19,580 --> 01:39:23,121 but unless you’ve been living on Mars, you already know that. 1436 01:39:23,122 --> 01:39:25,255 Ms. Ecton, good morning. Congratulations. 1437 01:39:25,256 --> 01:39:26,718 I’m so thrilled to be sitting down with you today. 1438 01:39:26,719 --> 01:39:30,722 I mean, Our Time in the Sand is such a daring, beautiful novel. 1439 01:39:30,723 --> 01:39:36,201 What does it feel like to have written the book that everybody’s talking about? 1440 01:39:42,009 --> 01:39:44,110 Ms. Ecton? 1441 01:40:09,498 --> 01:40:14,634 ♪ Congratulations on the mess You made of things ♪ 1442 01:40:14,635 --> 01:40:20,574 ♪ I’m trying to reconstruct The air and all that brings ♪ 1443 01:40:20,575 --> 01:40:25,447 ♪ And oxidation is The compromise you own ♪ 1444 01:40:25,448 --> 01:40:27,713 ♪ But this is beginning To feel ♪ 1445 01:40:27,714 --> 01:40:31,090 ♪ Like the dog wants a bone ♪ 1446 01:40:31,091 --> 01:40:32,058 ♪ Say ♪ 1447 01:40:32,059 --> 01:40:37,261 ♪ La, la, la, la La, la, la, la ♪ 1448 01:40:37,262 --> 01:40:42,794 ♪ La, la, la, la, la La, la, la ♪ 1449 01:40:42,795 --> 01:40:48,305 ♪ La, la, la, la La, la, la, la ♪ 1450 01:40:48,306 --> 01:40:53,145 ♪ La, la, la, la, la La, la, la ♪ 1451 01:40:53,146 --> 01:40:58,810 ♪ You force your fire and then You falsify your deeds ♪ 1452 01:40:58,811 --> 01:41:02,154 ♪ Your methods dot The disconnect ♪ 1453 01:41:02,155 --> 01:41:04,057 ♪ From all your creeds ♪ 1454 01:41:04,058 --> 01:41:09,161 ♪ And fortune strives to fill The vacuum that it feeds ♪ 1455 01:41:09,162 --> 01:41:11,691 ♪ But this is beginning To feel ♪ 1456 01:41:11,692 --> 01:41:14,661 ♪ Like the dog’s lost a lead ♪ 1457 01:41:14,662 --> 01:41:15,629 ♪ Say ♪ 1458 01:41:15,630 --> 01:41:21,107 ♪ La, la, la, la La, la, la, la ♪ 1459 01:41:21,108 --> 01:41:26,508 ♪ La, la, la, la, la La, la, la ♪ 1460 01:41:26,509 --> 01:41:31,645 ♪ La, la, la, la La, la, la, la ♪ 1461 01:41:31,646 --> 01:41:37,321 ♪ La, la, la, la, la La, la, la ♪ 1462 01:41:37,322 --> 01:41:39,224 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1463 01:41:39,225 --> 01:41:42,656 ♪ The long-winded blues Of the never ♪ 1464 01:41:42,657 --> 01:41:44,790 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1465 01:41:44,791 --> 01:41:46,264 ♪ It’s curling up slowly ♪ 1466 01:41:46,265 --> 01:41:48,332 ♪ And finding a throat To choke ♪ 1467 01:41:48,333 --> 01:41:50,136 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1468 01:41:50,137 --> 01:41:53,700 ♪ The long-winded blues Of the never ♪ 1469 01:41:53,701 --> 01:41:55,207 ♪ Barely controlled Locomotive ♪ 1470 01:41:55,208 --> 01:41:59,244 ♪ Consuming the picture and Blowing the crows, the smoke ♪ 1471 01:41:59,245 --> 01:42:01,114 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1472 01:42:01,115 --> 01:42:04,150 ♪ The long-winded blues Of the never ♪ 1473 01:42:04,151 --> 01:42:07,714 ♪ Static explosion devoted To crushing the broken ♪ 1474 01:42:07,715 --> 01:42:09,551 ♪ And shoving their souls To ghost ♪ 1475 01:42:09,552 --> 01:42:15,392 ♪ Eternalized, objectified You set your sights so high ♪ 1476 01:42:15,393 --> 01:42:17,361 ♪ But this is beginning To feel like ♪ 1477 01:42:17,362 --> 01:42:21,167 ♪ The bolt busted loose From the lever ♪ 1478 01:42:21,168 --> 01:42:23,367 ♪ Never mind, Death professor ♪ 1479 01:42:23,368 --> 01:42:26,403 ♪ Your structure’s fine My dust is better ♪ 1480 01:42:26,404 --> 01:42:27,866 ♪ Your victim flies so high ♪ 1481 01:42:27,867 --> 01:42:31,837 ♪ All to catch a bird’s-eye View of who’s next ♪ 1482 01:42:31,838 --> 01:42:34,576 ♪ Never you mind Death professor ♪ 1483 01:42:34,577 --> 01:42:37,414 ♪ Love is life My love is better ♪ 1484 01:42:37,415 --> 01:42:38,778 ♪ Your victim flies so high ♪ 1485 01:42:38,779 --> 01:42:42,716 ♪ Eyes could be the diamonds Confused with who’s next ♪ 1486 01:42:42,717 --> 01:42:45,257 ♪ Never you mind Death professor ♪ 1487 01:42:45,258 --> 01:42:48,260 ♪ Your shocks are fine My struts are better ♪ 1488 01:42:48,261 --> 01:42:49,723 ♪ Your fiction flies so high ♪ 1489 01:42:49,724 --> 01:42:53,694 ♪ Y’all could use a doctor Who’s sick, who’s next? ♪ 1490 01:42:53,695 --> 01:42:56,367 ♪ Never you mind Death professor ♪ 1491 01:42:56,368 --> 01:42:59,304 ♪ Electrified My love is better ♪ 1492 01:42:59,305 --> 01:43:00,767 ♪ It’s crystallized, so am I ♪ 1493 01:43:00,768 --> 01:43:04,606 ♪ All could be the diamond Fused with who’s next ♪ 1494 01:43:04,607 --> 01:43:06,608 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1495 01:43:06,609 --> 01:43:10,183 ♪ The dawn Of a loser forever ♪ 1496 01:43:10,184 --> 01:43:12,350 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1497 01:43:12,351 --> 01:43:15,485 ♪ The dawn of a loser forever ♪ 1498 01:43:15,486 --> 01:43:17,520 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1499 01:43:17,521 --> 01:43:20,820 ♪ The dawn of a loser forever ♪ 1500 01:43:20,821 --> 01:43:22,921 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1501 01:43:22,922 --> 01:43:26,430 ♪ The dawn of a loser forever ♪ 1502 01:43:26,431 --> 01:43:28,498 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1503 01:43:28,499 --> 01:43:32,206 ♪ The dawn of a loser forever ♪ 105308