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WOODHOUSE: Superb Man
making his debut at Slamageddon.
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I won't let you down,
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and to make doubly sure
I'm zen out of ten,
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I'm chewing on
some sweet CBD tablets.
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Seawater, beeswax and dirt?
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Got 'em from the cheapest doctor
in town.
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By "town", I mean the dark web.
Wanna suck?
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So, this is the show
that's gonna save our bank balance,
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prove that we're worthy of being
called Boss Pro Wrestling.
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It's the dance. It's the kahuna.
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The big fucking dancing kahuna!
What is it?!
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ALL: Cancelled.
It's can...!
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What?
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Yes, yes, yes! Nitrolamageddon!
CHEERING AND SHOUTING
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Yes!
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Say Nitrolamageddon!
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Why wouldn't they just call it
Nitro-geddon?
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You all right, Mary? There you go.
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Absolute throbber.
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PHONE VIBRATES
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SIGHS
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Dr Patel!
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Yeah, if this is about
those missing packets of diazepam,
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I can assure you, you know...
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Oh, you haven't. OK.
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Ignore that. Go on.
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Right, I see.
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Blimey, that's a long word.
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But you discharged me!
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Mm.
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Right, well, er,
ring me with the results, I suppose.
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Yeah, cheers.
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Right, it's on.
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Yeah, all right. Not too close.
Get off me. Yeah. Bye-bye.
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One night.
All I wanted was ONE night!
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Aw, what's the matter, Hols?
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You look as though
your show got shut down
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cos a really handsome bloke
did a fat dump
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in the air conditioning system.
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Gutted. Whole venue sprayed...
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You never let me have anything!
..with shit.
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You couldn't even let me have this!
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What is it?
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Cos you know
I'd put on a better show than you!
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Wait a second! Chill out, shit ears.
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I was legit
gonna make you an offer.
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You're making me an offer?
Right.
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Your lot can do a match
on my show.
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Cos you're my sister,
and I'm a nice guy,
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and because Jill got arrested
for sucking off a statue.
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Just don't ask.
So we have to fill ten minutes.
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Thought you might like that.
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I'll even let you ref.
HE CHUCKLES
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Oh, yeah. Um, just on one condition.
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Holly, you've got to beg me for it.
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Beg... me.
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I'll be waiting
in my dressing room - number one.
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DOOR SLAMS
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North Korean lager. Really?
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At this point, why not?
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Oh, um, should I tell
the Masked Hurricane not to show up?
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Jack, forget it.
Ben, Mya...
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..there's something
I want to tell you. I am...
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BOTH: You're the Masked Hurricane.
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Bertha told me.
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Cheers.
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You told Ben?
Nah.
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Worked it out, like.
You belong in that ring.
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Unlike Nick,
you didn't want to hurt your mum,
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so you kept it a secret.
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Didn't want to say anything, though.
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I thought the best thing to do was,
you know, buy into the fantasy.
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Same way
as when we go out and wrestle,
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and we know it's not real
and the fans know it's not real,
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we create something that feels real.
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That's all that matters.
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What do I know, anyway?
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It's only a stupid wrestling show...
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TEARFULLY:
..that we're not gonna do any more!
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I already started
spending a share of my takings,
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in my head, and on a credit card.
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Hols...
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..are my new costumes iconic?
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Yes.
Yes.
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Does one have functioning wings?
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Yes.
Yes.
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Does the world need to see them?
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That's obviously a yes.
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Yes.
That was a yes.
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But if you beg Nick for anything,
then I will set them all on fire
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and go back to working nights
at the Ibis.
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Fuck his deal. Fuck him.
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No.
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I'm gonna give him what he wants.
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Oh, hang on.
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OK.
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I'm begging you.
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Let my guys go on.
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Please, Nick. You win.
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NICK LAUGHS
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Fine. They can have five minutes
while people come in.
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Double DQ, no winner.
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Thanks.
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What?
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I just... I miss those moments
before a show, you know?
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Tiny doing lines.
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Si and Roxy doing
THOSE warm-up stretches
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that they always like
to do in private.
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Oh!
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Bulk having his naked nap.
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SNORING
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They're all so...
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fucking predictable.
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You what?
SHE GRUNTS
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You shit on our show,
we're stealing yours.
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Slamageddon's back on, bitch!
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Oh, and good luck coming to terms
with the size of your dick.
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Yeah... Yeah, well,
it's bigger than yours!
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Well, yeah!
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Bye!
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DOOR RATTLES
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Fuck!
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CROWD SHOUTS AND WHISTLES
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Nitro! Nitro! Nitro!
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CROWD CHANTS: Nitro! Nitro!
Nitro! Nitro! Nitro!
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Nitro fans.
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There's a chance
I didn't think this bit through.
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Nah, relax.
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They won't even notice
we're giving them a different show.
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Good evening, everyone!
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MAN: Who are you?!
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CROWD CHANTS: Nitro! Nitro!
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It's tenser than dinner
at my brother's.
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How do you manage it?
How are you always so calm?
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CBD, baby.
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What's happened to him?
He found the drinks cellar.
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I'm guessing
it's just a cellar now.
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Pre-match freebies are
all part of the experience.
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I did misjudge the stairs, though,
but do not panic.
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I can still... Ow! Right!
No, I'm fine! I'm fine!
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Just get me some ice.
I need a gin and tonic.
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Cliff, I don't know
what's more fucked -
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your leg, you, or us.
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Jack, get changed.
You're on second with Woodhouse.
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Shabbat Shalom!
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Whatever you try, you really
still can't silence the voices.
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Jack, now! Get in your gear!
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Oh, yes. Right.
I just need to iron my...
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BERTHA: Iron's broke.
Oh, shitting-fucking-shitting-fuck!
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Jack, don't you dare
fucking abandon...!
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You... You're not going.
You are. You're not.
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Sorry, mixed signals.
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But you're dressed.
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I wanted to make sure
I had plenty of energy,
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so I came to get these...
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raisins.
So, ready?
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Clifford's right.
You can't silence the voices.
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I know that I'm terrified...
but that's fine.
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But, actually,
what if me saying that
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is an attempt to silence the voices?
What if the crowd hates me?
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What if I go out there
and the first person I...?
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GAGS
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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I also tried
one of Woodhouse's dirt tablets.
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Eurgh!
No, no. It's bad.
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Eurgh! It tastes like shit.
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Yeah. I-It lingers.
Eurgh!
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CROWD CHANTS: Nitro! Nitro!
Nitro! Nitro! Nitro!
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MYA OVER PA: All right, let's go!
Yeah!
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THEY GRUNT
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Beaming down from an alien planet
not too far away,
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space empress Bertha Lavicus
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versus Ben the Berzerker!
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BOOING
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Are you coming in?
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CROWD EXCLAIMS
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Argh!
CROWD EXCLAIMS
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Come on, then!
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Yes! Ow!
Actually quite hurt myself there.
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Triangle of trust.
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We're ready. Have fun.
Believe in yourself.
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Woodhouse, stick to the four
simple moves we agreed on.
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Even better, I'll do three.
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Wrestling my best pal!
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MYA OVER PA: Is it a wasp?
Is it a helicopter?
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No.
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It's... Superb Man!
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BP's forever. Yeah!
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UPBEAT ENTRANCE MUSIC PLAYS
I'm a wrestler, baby!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Yeah!
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Very quick, uh, question about,
um, earlier,
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with the raisins
and the car park with the...
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The kiss?
Yes.
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Oh, um, it was just
to get you out your head.
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Right, yeah. Yeah. Very good.
Very, uh... Very effective.
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Mm.
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Ah!
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Yeah.
And his opponent, the Jack Hammer!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Love you, BP!
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Argh!
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Argh!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Love you, BP.
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WOODHOUSE GRUNTS
Yes!
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Oh, Christ. I need a drink.
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CROWD EXCLAIMS
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Whoo!
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Whoo!
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And what do you think
you're doing?
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Take that rubbish off.
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Back rubber!
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CROWD EXCLAIMS
One, two, three!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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You stole your brother's show,
did you?
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No.
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Yes.
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He started...!
Shh!
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Cliff phoned me, you know.
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CLIFF ON VOICEMAIL:
'Pamela, about Holly.
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'I've got something to tell you...'
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She's bloody brilliant.
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The things she's done
to keep your company alive,
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and she has found
this amazing wrestler called...
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The Masked Hurricane.
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So, Cliff's been lying to me
and all!
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Sometimes, I think you get
the kids you deserve.
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I've been shown up,
let down, betrayed...
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But enough about Nick.
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Argh!
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Oh, my God!
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A thunderous show, lads.
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Simple and effective, respectively.
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Ya filthy tarts!
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Quality!
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I've always known what Nick was,
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or what I made him,
but I didn't...
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I felt like I was in...
Let's do our secret handshake!
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Yeah, but we don't have one yet!
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Tweedledum and Tweedle-dickhead,
twat off.
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I had to tell myself
that Nick was decent,
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or I had to admit that I fucked up.
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But he's not.
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And I did.
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I fucked up when you hurt yourself
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and then I kept hurting you more.
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But sometimes, life shoves a bit
of perspective up your chuff.
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You're not the girl
who's too fragile to go in the ring.
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You're the woman who's gonna
run this company from now on.
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Um...
But...
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CHUCKLES
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..you're not going out there
in that.
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You're going out...
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HOLLY GASPS
..in this.
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Y-Your old costume?
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Pam Slam, the Queen of Glam. Mum!
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Right, Hols.
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I don't deserve you.
259
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,960
But I'm so proud of you.
260
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,960
SHE CHUCKLES
261
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:41,960
Yes!
262
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:43,960
We'll get Bertha
to pin the tits in, yeah?
263
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:45,960
OK, Mum, I'm literally D cup.
264
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,960
Yeah, in your dreams, petal.
265
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,960
MYA OVER PA: Are you ready?!
266
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:52,960
Our main event will kick off
in one minute.
267
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,960
THEY CHEER AND LAUGH
268
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,640
Argh!
269
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:19,960
Oi, Maggie.
270
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,320
Oh, yes. Mango.
271
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,960
I run your fan club.
I've got four pet goats.
272
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,320
OK. Listen, love. I need a favour.
273
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:30,960
Of course. Anything... love.
274
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:38,960
Mum, what was it you said about
something rammed up your chuff?
275
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,960
What?
What's happened?
276
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,960
MYA OVER PA: Are you ready?
277
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:44,960
Later, later.
278
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,960
FANFARE PLAYS
279
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:50,480
MYA OVER PA:
All right, you beautiful people,
280
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,960
she's just flown in!
281
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:56,960
She's wild! She's wicked!
282
00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:00,960
It's Hurricane Holly!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
283
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,800
And her...
284
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,960
CROWD EXCLAIMS
Yes, come on!
285
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:07,960
You bastard!
286
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,000
Ah! Ah!
287
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:15,960
Ah!
288
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,000
Oh, no, you don't.
289
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:25,800
Release the wings of war!
290
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:26,960
FABRIC TEARS
291
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,960
Oh, fuck it.
292
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,960
Come on, then!
293
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:33,960
SHOUTING
294
00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:36,960
Who's here for me, then?
295
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,960
CHEERING
296
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:41,960
Yes! Quality!
297
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,960
So you can all forget
about Hurricane Holly
298
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,800
and all of her lot.
299
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:47,960
HE LAUGHS
Let's give 'em a show!
300
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:57,160
Nick Nitro versus Hurricane Holly!
301
00:15:58,960 --> 00:15:59,960
CROWD EXCLAIMS
302
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,960
CHEERING AND WHISTLING
303
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:04,960
CROWD EXCLAIMS
304
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,960
CHEERING
305
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,960
GRUNTING AND YELLING
306
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:13,960
Yes! Yes!
307
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,480
CHEERING
Hey!
308
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:16,960
Ah!
No!
309
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,960
SHE GRUNTS
No.
310
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,960
SHE GRUNTS
311
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,960
Such a small dick
for such a big prick!
312
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,960
CROWD EXCLAIMS
313
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,160
Jesus, Nick, why are you like this?
314
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,960
CROWD EXCLAIMS
315
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,960
CHEERING AND SHOUTING
Argh!
316
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,960
Nick Nitro's meant to be
a mega star,
317
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,960
and it soon all became about you
and all of your ear shit.
318
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:52,960
Yes! Come on! Let me hear ya!
319
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,960
We cancelled
my first hearing aid fitting
320
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,960
so Mum could take you to get
your armpits lasered, dickhead!
321
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,960
SHE GRUNTS,
CROWD EXCLAIMS
322
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:05,960
CROWD EXCLAIMS
323
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,960
Then why have I been wrestling
in guildhalls and community centres
324
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,960
for the last 15 years, eh?
325
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,800
When's America gonna call me up?!
HE GRUNTS
326
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:17,960
CROWD EXCLAIMS
327
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,800
Argh!
328
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:25,960
Count it!
329
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,960
One, two, three.
330
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,320
CROWD EXCLAIMS
Tell 'em who the winner is.
331
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,640
Your winner is...
332
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:43,640
Hols, just stay down.
Nick Nitro! Come on!
333
00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,960
What the fuck are you doing?
Hols...
334
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:49,960
That's not how this works.
Get back down!
335
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,960
CROWD EXCLAIMS
336
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,960
Count it!
Nick, the match is over!
337
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,960
Count it!
One, two, three!
338
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,960
Yes!
Hols, just stay down.
339
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,960
Double winner! Come on!
340
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,960
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
341
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,960
Nick Nitro! Come on, then!
342
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,960
You've always thought
you were better than me. Always.
343
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,960
But it doesn't matter,
cos who's fucking winning now?
344
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,320
Me! Not you!
345
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:15,960
I'm a fucking superstar, not you!
346
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,960
Oh, just shut up.
347
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,960
Not your shit ears,
not your shit mates.
348
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,960
Holly! Holly!
349
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:29,960
ALL CHANT: Holly! Holly! Holly!
Holly! Holly! Holly!
350
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:32,960
SHE SCREAMS
351
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,800
Argh!
352
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,960
CHEERING
353
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:40,960
Argh!
354
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,960
COUGHING
355
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,960
These are so useful, aren't they?
356
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,960
Argh!
CROWD EXCLAIMS
357
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,960
When I tell you to stay down,
Holly, you stay down.
358
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:06,640
Oh, yeah. Come on, then!
Come on, then!
359
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,960
MAN IN CROWD: You're not a man,
mate!
360
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,960
What?
You're a coward!
361
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,960
CROWD BOOS AND JEERS
You don't boo me.
362
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:14,960
You don't boo me!
363
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,960
BOOING CONTINUES
Shut up!
364
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,000
Get down!
Argh!
365
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,960
Dirty fighter!
366
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,960
I won. You tell 'em I won!
367
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:28,160
Newsflash, mate. Wrestling's fake.
368
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,480
Ladies and gentlemen,
369
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:36,960
give it up for your loser,
Hurricane Holly!
370
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,960
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
371
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:41,960
And I should have mentioned
372
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,960
this hasn't been
a Nitro Wrestling show at all.
373
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:51,800
We've been Hurricane Holly's
Boss Pro Wrestling!
374
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:52,960
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
375
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,960
Yay!
376
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,960
CHANTING: Boss! Boss! Boss! Boss!
377
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,960
We're still financially doomed
cos of the cancellation, right?
378
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,960
Very much so, yes.
379
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,960
Also, I think giving away
all of the merchandise wasn't...
380
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:24,960
Oh, that's Tomorrow Woodhouse's
massive, massive problem.
381
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:29,960
CHANTING: Boss! Boss! Boss! Boss!
Boss! Boss! Boss! Boss!
382
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,800
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