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Right, listen up, Boss Pro.
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I'm gonna save our company.
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It's the Holly Regime.
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My first rule - fix your watches,
right now,
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because it's tequila o'clock.
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ALL: Ooh... hey!
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SONG: 'Disco Inferno'
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SONG: 'Spice Up Your Life'
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SONG: 'Take On Me'
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SONG 'Never Gonna Give You Up'
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My club, bitches!
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SONG: 'Song 2'
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SONG: 'Don't Stop Movin' '
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Party all night!
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# Don't stop movin'
To the S Club beat. #
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SNORING
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CAR ALARM
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PHONE RINGS
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Running a nightclub
out of our hotel room?
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No, that doesn't sound right.
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SONG: 'Ca Plane Pour Moi'
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We're doing a runner! Go. Go!
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Tonight's venue's cancelled,
so's tomorrow's, and the next.
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What? Someone's killing our tour?
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# Ooh-ooh, hou-ooh!
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# En quatre couleurs
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# Allez hop... #
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There's no way she's his teacher.
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SEAGULLS SQUAWK
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He's such a dick.
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Giving away our tour slots.
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Could Nick BE any more
of a bleached arsehole?
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Here's to the worst tour
I have ever been on.
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In my rookie year, Frank the Viking
made me help him bury
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what I'm pretty sure
was a human body.
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Soz, Hols. It's a shit sandwich
with a side order of piss chips.
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Sorry. I'm stress swearing again.
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About last night's... show.
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You know, everyone thinks that
my performance anxiety
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is all kind of, you know,
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but actually it's still very much
kind of...
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You're kidding.
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Hols, that bloke Gary
from the Astoria
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hasn't got round to cancelling
Slamageddon yet. Hold onto it!
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Cancel that cancellation.
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We're on.
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Guys, we might not have a tour,
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but we can still do the last show,
the big one.
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Slamageddon is supposed to be
our crescendo,
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where we showcase the skills
we've honed over the season
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on the grandest stage
of the outer Greater Liverpool area.
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Yeah. Doing Slamageddon without
the tour is like Fafnir the Dragon
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carrying the dwarflings
to Death Gods
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without them forging
their weapons first.
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I mean, it's ludicrous.
No!
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This is our... YOUR chance
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to wrestle in Boss Pro's
biggest show of the year!
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I'll have you know I've headlined
Slamageddon every year...
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until 1995.
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We have a wrestling ring.
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Slamageddon isn't until
the end of the tour.
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All we need is a place to train.
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Who trusts me to lead you
for six weeks?
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A day, then.
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Just give me one more day
to prove that I can run Boss.
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24 hours.
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What else have you got on?
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An edible thong.
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Fine. One day. For your mum.
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But where on earth are you going to
find the money for a training space?
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I think you'll be surprised
about what we can afford.
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DISTANT DOG BARKS
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Oh... surprised in a really,
really bad way.
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Fair play.
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This hose says "neck blood".
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Can I smell... burning vomit?
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More like burning ambition.
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From now on, I'm in the business
of building dreams.
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Things are gonna change around here.
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Ah!
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So, er, as the new head
of the company,
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what is it that you really want?
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Diplomatic immunity. No, a clone!
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I'd love to be actually helpful.
Easy.
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Park the van in the green bay,
ready to unload the ring.
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Mya, let's talk dreams.
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Do you want to wrestle?
Pfft, no.
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I want Boss Pro to become
the live events arm
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of my diversified
global media empire!
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FLY BUZZING
Sure. Erm...
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Under the Holly regime,
you can be the PR guru.
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Let the press know that we're
on the road to Slamageddon
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and we've got a new space which...
is this.
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I'm going to have to use the word
"potential", a lot.
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Just popping myself
on the van's insurance.
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A survey? Well, if it'll help
with customer service training...
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Loosen up, baby. I've got this
like I've got cold sores.
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Parking up the van!
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Other. Recently separated.
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Ah...
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All right. Press release done.
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I couldn't work out how to describe
this room, and then I remembered -
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lying.
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The van's getting towed
from the red bay.
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That's got our ring in it.
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The red bay's for
the unlicensed dentist, Jack!
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Woodhouse!
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HORN HONKS
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Sorry, sorry, sorry!
We'll get the van back, I promise!
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Hey. I'm not me mum. It's fine.
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I know that you're taking this
seriously.
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Oh... And you'll get that van back,
ASAP.
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'Anyway, all right,
enough about me mum.'
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I literally just mentioned her
for the first time.
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Are you going to visit her
in hospital
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or are you busy stealing our tour?
'We did you a favour.
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'Boss Pro without the big names
is like John Lennon without...
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'..without, um...'
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I've gotta go, Nick.
We're actually training.
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'You what?'
Twat.
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Big Bad Ben! What's your dream?
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I don't want to take
the piss or anything,
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but if there was a new poster,
be sick if I had me name on it.
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Dead small, like. But Nick always
said there wasn't any room, so...
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He's jealous cos
you're a ten across the board.
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Talent, star quality...
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..abs, ten abs.
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Anywhere else, you'd be
the face of the company.
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Road trip!
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HORNS HONKING
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Care for a strawb, Agent Migraine?
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Today's just intermittent fasting
and eggs.
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Sorry, where are you
getting these code names?
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Side effects of me
cold sore medication, baby!
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You could have been
Agent Kidney Problems.
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Half a strawb?
No.
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Focusing on fitness.
Oh, yeah, same.
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It all comes natural for me cos,
you know,
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me dad's a champion wrestler.
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Guess what he's up to now?
Go on.
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Oh, I've got no idea.
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Not seen him in years.
Just a game I like to play.
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Oh... Sorry.
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Perhaps he works in a shop.
Yeah!
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Maybe.
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My dream?
Well, I'm glad you finally asked.
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More outlets for my artistic genius.
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So, right now it's just my Etsy shop
of gorge bespoke costumes
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for wrestlers, LARPers and...
in one case, a very sexual judge.
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Right.
Well, we need a new Boss logo.
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So why don't you apply
your genius to that wall?
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Whatever you want. I trust you 100%.
Make it 200%.
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OK.
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Loving the chat.
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Two BPs on the road.
BPs?
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Best pals.
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We are BPs, right?
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Well, I mean haven't been here
very long.
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Plus, I've got
plenty of good buddies
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from my competitive acapella days.
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The old, uh, Acafellas.
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Cool.
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Guys, time is money.
ALL: We're on a break.
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Cliff, let me PR you.
I helped Ben set up an Only Fans.
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Just eating puddings
with me top off, like...
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And people are into it.
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I can help see you over
till Slamageddon.
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I've been claiming disability
for years, it'll be fine.
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Even when this dies on its arse.
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Right, let's get cracking.
PHONE VIBRATES
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Holly Sedgwick, Boss Pro Wrestling.
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'Hiya, it's Gary from the Astoria.
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'A bit confused,
I had a call from Nick,
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'said he wanted to cancel
the cancellation cancellation?'
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Well, cancel that. I mean, look,
Slamageddon's our big relaunch
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and we're prepping now
at our new base.
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It used to be a meat factory.
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Now it's a dream factory,
with some residual meat.
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'Oh, right, that place.
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'Oh, God, I've got bowling tonight,
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'but I could pop along for seven,
have a quick watch,
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'and if it's bad, then, you know...
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'Just decide properly there
and then. OK?
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'See you later. At seven.'
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Our vehicle's being held hostage
and we hereby demand its release.
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Yes.
Yes...
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Yourselves will need to fill out
an SB312.
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Yep.
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In duplicate.
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Our van...
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Oh, well, if it's a van, yourselves
will also need to fill in an RM50...
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Five, yeah, right... here.
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It's like watching two master Jedis.
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What's with all this dream stuff?
You're getting a bit touchy-feely,
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like my granddad when he's watching
Holly Willoughby.
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It's... time for a change.
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Mum just yelled abuse.
She was all stick and no carrot.
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All my life's been stick,
stick, stick.
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Imagine how chill I'd be if I just
had some quality carrot time?
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I've often thought that about you.
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Courgette, even.
PHONE DINGS
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Oh, my God!
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TV interest.
What?
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North West Now wanna interview
one of our wrestlers this afternoon!
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Who'd you want to send?
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Ben.
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Ready to be the face of Boss Pro?
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I'm going on telly?
Mm-hm.
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Yank me bollocks
and shit up me jizz pipe!
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Oh, come on.
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He's not gonna jeopardise the family
friendly rep of Boss Pro on TV.
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He has got some... self control...
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What? It's jam doughnut Wednesday.
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How would you like payment?
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Visa? MasterCard?
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Jersey Credit Union
Young Savers' Account?
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I'm sorry. It's cheque only,
I'm afraid.
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I don't have my chequebook,
however... Ooh.
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..you can, of course, legally write
a cheque out on anything,
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so long as you know your details,
the recipient's details
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and the 36 character transfer code.
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There's your cheque... mate.
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Like in backgammon!
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HORN HONKS
Oh!
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That's lunch, I'm afraid.
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Ben'll be great!
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I drilled him on
all the swear words he can't use.
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We made a list.
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So... what's your dream? Oh,
I'm not playing your game, Holly.
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What, actually caring about people?
Oh, balls. Woke nonsense.
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What next?
Having a first aider at ringside
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in case someone slips
on a feather boa,
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concusses himself and then dies?
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Like Fabulous Phil, RIP.
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Haven't you ever wanted anything?
Yes.
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I've worked for it
and I've got it.
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But... then you got older
and Mum started to bench you.
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Hang on there, young lady.
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I know what it is you want.
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You want to headline again.
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Holly needs us back
by seven o'clock.
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No more secret mission silliness,
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although we do need to break in
and steal that vehicle, secretly.
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Welcome to Operation Ringlickers.
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Lick means to steal.
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Hey! Ben's about to be on.
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I still can't believe you put Ben
on TV instead of me.
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I could've done my bit about
the Newport Pagnell car park.
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It's not just a story. It's a m...
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Yes, Cliff. We know.
It's a multi-storey.
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But carrot power! Believe in Ben,
he's gonna be great.
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'So, I can't say flange,
spunk trumpet, raggedy ringpiece.
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'Big leathery nutsack, dog dick.
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'Wangers, bangers,
stiffie towel hangers.
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'Sorry.
When did that red light go green?'
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OK. As well as belief, some people
also need intensive media training.
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Oh!
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Yah!
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Oh, no, me paperwork!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
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Get in the van, agent.
We've got a mission to complete.
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Operation Ringlickers - complete!
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You got licked!
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Agent Delirium, sat nav offline!
My phone's dead!
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Got you, Agent Migraine.
Time to fire up the Roadchum 93.
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To the meat factory!
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Yes, you did the opposite of what
we discussed, but don't stress.
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It'll be totally fine.
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Press have all cancelled
after Ben's TV... thing.
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But, hey, I have secured
the editor of a website
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called Global Wrestling
Observation News Kiosk.
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Er, people called it Gwonk.
Well, I do.
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The masterpiece is complete.
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Oh, God.
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I realise now it doesn't say
Boss Pro anywhere, but...
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Well, it's a vibe, innit?
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We made it to the meat factory!
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Woodhouse, what have you done?
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Oh... Secret missions.
Why did we think we could do this?
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BP, I...
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BP? More like... WP.
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Woodpecker?
Worst pal!
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I have to call Holly.
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Argh!
284
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So, the ring is 70 minutes away.
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Not to point fingers, Hol,
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but you let those imbeciles lose the
one thing we need to put on a show.
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Sure. And you know why?
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Because I tried to give them,
all of you, what you wanted!
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And what have we go to show for it?
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Dicks on the wall,
dicks on TV and dick all press!
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Ah, well, the camera of my mind
never lies.
292
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:47,960
Hey - I did get Mango's blog.
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Erm, Gwonk is more of
a Twitter account, to be honest.
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Nine followers and only one's a bot.
295
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,960
See? Useless!
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Sorry, Mango.
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00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,160
It's all right.
It's nice to get a mention.
298
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,960
You know what? Forget the carrot.
We've lost Slamageddon.
299
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,000
Pack up, we're going home.
300
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,960
Oh, no. Gary.
301
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,960
Listen, listen...
302
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,960
My painting was great,
what's your problem?
303
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,320
It's ruined my promo!
What's your problem?
304
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,960
OVERLAPPING CHATTER
305
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,960
All right, you worthless maggots!
Gary's here!
306
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,960
You can piggin' whinge
in your own time,
307
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:40,800
but you gave me one day to
prove myself and it ain't over yet!
308
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,960
Bloody hell. Pamela?
309
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:45,960
Now listen up and get ready
for some stick.
310
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,960
You might see a bunch of stinking,
disturbing rubbish,
311
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,960
but I see an opportunity.
312
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,960
So, turns out,
in order to wrestle,
313
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,960
you really do need a wrestling ring.
314
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,960
Luckily...
315
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,960
How did you do this?
316
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,960
But I see an opportunity.
317
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,960
I need you to go to the car park
318
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,960
and tell the longest story you know
to Gary. OK.
319
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,960
MUSIC: 'Are You Gonna Be My Girl'
by Jet
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# Go! #
321
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,960
Over... Yeah.
322
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,000
# So, one, two, three
Take my hand and come with me
323
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,960
# Because you look so fine
That I really wanna make you mine
324
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,960
# I say you look so fine
That I really wanna make you mine
325
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:06,480
# Oh, four, five, six
C'mon and get your kicks
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00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,960
# Now you don't need the money
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# When you look like that
Do you, honey? #
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PUNKY MUSIC
329
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Argh!
330
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,960
YELLING
331
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Argh!
332
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,960
Ugh! Argh!
333
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,960
Argh!
334
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,960
HE YELLS
335
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,960
One, two, three!
336
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,960
And the winner
of the headline match,
337
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:55,960
the legend, the Gentleman Grappler,
Clifford Baxter!
338
00:19:55,960 --> 00:20:01,960
I'm a ruddy headliner! Yeah!
339
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,320
PUFFS AIR
340
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,960
There he is, the face -
341
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,960
and definitely not the voice -
of Boss Pro.
342
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,960
I think I found my levels.
343
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,960
Lots of carrot and some occasional
very urgent stick.
344
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,640
How did you keep Gary waiting whilst
you built all this?
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00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,960
Gary! Hope you enjoyed yourself.
346
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:23,960
No. I felt very uncomfortable.
I just wanted it to be over, really.
347
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:28,960
But once Clifford's car park story
ended, I had a great time.
348
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,800
Let's keep your slammer thingy in.
349
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,160
ALL MOUTH: Yes!
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00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,960
Gotta go. If I'm late to AmazeBowls,
351
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,960
I have to buy everyone's hot dogs -
it adds up!
352
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,960
ALL: Yeah!
353
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,960
To the Holly regime.
No.
354
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:49,960
To our regime, because I believe
in every single...
355
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:52,320
Holly? Um, your van's being towed.
356
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,960
Woodhouse, green bay, you prick!
357
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,960
Full disclosure - I'm colour-blind!
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00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,000
Ah...!
359
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:01,960
Yes!
360
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,960
Yes, Holly!
361
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,960
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