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DUDE, WHO THE HELL PUT
ALL THESE DIRTY DISHES
IN MY BED?
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PROBABLY THE SAME PERSON
WHO COULDN'T FIND
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A CLEAN BOWL,
AND IS BEING FORCED
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TO EAT HIS CEREAL
OUT OF A BOX!
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HEY, THAT'S A
REALLY GOOD IDEA.
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DO WE HAVE
ANOTHER BOX?
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OKAY, PEOPLE,
FAIR WARNING:
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IF YOU DON'T WANT IT
CHEWED UP, RIPPED UP
OR PEED ON,
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I SUGGEST YOU MOVE IT
TO HIGHER GROUND.
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OH, COOL.
IS GRANDMA COMING OVER?
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NO. LOLA, MEGAN'S DOG.
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I VOLUNTEERED TO WATCH HER
WHILE SHE'S OUT OF TOWN.
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BEN, THAT DOG HATES YOU.
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WELL, SO DID MEGAN
BEFORE SHE GOT TO KNOW ME.
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SERIOUSLY, I GOTTA
FIGURE OUT A WAY
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TO GET THROUGH
TO THAT DOG.
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IF I DON'T, I'M GONNA BE
THE ONE BEGGING STRANGERS
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TO SCRATCH MY BELLY.
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BEN, NO.
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YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BRING
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ONE MORE LIVING THING
INTO THIS APARTMENT.
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IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,
WE ALREADY HAVE A BABY
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AND A GIANT.
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LOOK, I REALLY FEEL LIKE
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YOU'RE STARTING TO TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF ME.
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THAT IS NOT TRUE.
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( knocks on door )
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HEY, CAN YOU CHANGE
EMMA REAL QUICK.
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- OH, MY GOD.
- THANKS.
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THERE THEY ARE!
HA HA!
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MY TWO FAVORITE
GIRLFRIENDS.
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OH, WE ARE GONNA HAVE
SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER.
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THAT IS WHAT I WAS JUST
SAYING TO LOLA. HERE.
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ARE YOU SURE YOU TWO
ARE GONNA BE OKAY TOGETHER?
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OF COURSE.
HOW COULD WE NOT?
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AW, COME HERE.
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YEAH, WE LOVE EACH OTHER,
DON'T WE, LOLA?
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( growling )
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PLEASE DON'T EAT ME.
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( theme music playing )
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♪ IT'S AMAZING HOW
THE UNEXPECTED ♪
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♪ CAN TAKE YOUR LIFE
AND CHANGE DIRECTION. ♪
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HOLD MY HAND, EMMA.
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I'M SCARED.
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QUIT YOUR WHINING,
WHEELER.
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BONNIE'S BEAUTY BAR
GUARANTEES
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THAT YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE
YOUR NEW HAIRCUT.
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OOPS.
NOT GONNA LOVE THAT.
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( mumbles )
JUST...
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THAT'S IT!
WE'RE DONE HERE.
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OH, HEY, MRS. WHEELER.
QUICK QUESTION:
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WAS DANNY BORN MESSY
OR IS HE JUST HONING
HIS SKILLS HERE?
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SADLY, HE CAME OUT
THAT WAY.
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I ACTUALLY STOPPED
GOING INTO HIS BEDROOM
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AFTER HE TURNED 14.
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( sharply inhales )
FOR MULTIPLE REASONS.
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WHEN WE FINALLY MOVED OUT,
I JUST TOSSED A MATCH IN THERE
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AND LET THE INSURANCE COMPANY
DEAL WITH IT.
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( dog barking, pounding door )
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STAY, LOLA, STAY! NO!
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OW! ( groans )
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( sighs )
I JUST DON'T GET IT!
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I PLAY WITH HER,
NUZZLE HER, RUB HER.
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WHY WON'T SHE LOVE ME?
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CLEARLY, YOU'VE NEVER
BEEN MARRIED.
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HEY, YOUR HAIRY
LITTLE LADY FRIEND
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KEPT ME UP
HALF THE NIGHT
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WHINING AND YAPPING.
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I COULD HEAR HER
ALL THE WAY OVER
AT MY PLACE.
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AND MY BLENDER WAS
ON FULL TILT
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FOR MARGARITA MONDAY.
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MOM, IT'S THURSDAY.
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( deep voice )
DON'T JUDGE ME.
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WHOO! ALL RIGHT.
BIG NEWS, PEOPLE.
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SO I HAVE AN INTERVIEW TOMORROW
AT MY OLD LAW FIRM.
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I'M GETTING MY JOB BACK.
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- NICE!
- NICE!
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WAIT, THE FIRM THAT FIRED YOU
FOR NOT PASSING THE BAR?
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THAT IS COMPLETELY...
NOT TOTALLY FALSE.
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BUT, YOU KNOW,
I'M MOVING ON.
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AND I PASSED THE BAR
AND I'VE BRUSHED UP ON
THE LATEST CASE LAW.
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AND I'M GONNA SHOW THEM
THAT RILEY PERRIN,
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LEGAL EAGLE, IS BACK.
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OH, DEAR DEAR SWEET
NAIVE LITTLE RILEY,
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SURE "KNOWLEDGE"
IS GREAT,
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BUT YOU MIGHT WANT
TO UPDATE YOUR LOOK.
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YOU KNOW?
ADD A LITTLE PIZZAZZ!
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I'VE GOT PIZZAZZ.
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HONEY, THAT WAS JUST P-SAD.
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ALL RIGHT, BOYS,
HELP ME OUT HERE.
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WHO YOU HIRING?
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SMART OR HOT?
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- HOT. HOT.
- TOTALLY HOT.
- DEFINITELY HOT.
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WELL, SINCE MOE,
LARRY AND CURLY
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AREN'T ON
THE SELECTION COMMITTEE,
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I THINK I'M GOOD.
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REALLY? BECAUSE
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BONNIE'S BEAUTY BAR
IS NOW FEATURING
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HOME SPRAY TANNING.
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OH, I DON'T KNOW.
THOSE ALWAYS LOOK
KINDA FAKE.
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MM-HMM.
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RILEY, TAKE YOUR PICK...
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MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO
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OR CINNAMON TOAST.
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WELL, I MEAN, MAYBE
I COULD USE A LITTLE COLOR.
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( screams )
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( panting )
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OH, MY GOD.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED.
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( stammering )
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OH, "DILUTE SOLUTION
WITH WATER."
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OH, I BET THAT WAS IT.
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MY INTERVIEW IS TOMORROW.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
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I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET.
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SO I WON'T CHARGE YOU
FOR THIS SESSION.
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- ( whistle tweeting )
- ( dog barking )
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- ( whistle tweets thrice )
- ( dog barking )
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- ( whistle tweeting )
- BEN!
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WHAT IS GOING ON
WITH THAT DOG?
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WHO CARES, MAN?
I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME.
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OKAY, GENTLEMEN,
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I BELIEVE "THANK YOUS"
ARE IN ORDER.
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I HAVE HANDLED OUR WHOLE
SANITATION SITUATION.
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I HAVE HIRED
A CLEANING CREW.
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DUDE, THAT'S GREAT!
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NO, NOT A GREAT IDEA.
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I DON'T WANT A BUNCH
OF STRANGERS COMING UP IN HERE
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TOUCHING ALL MY STUFF.
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I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO MEET
OUR CLEANING CREW,
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ASHLEY AND DEBBIE.
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- HI.
- HI.
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OH, PLEASE.
PLEASE COME IN
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AND TOUCH ALL
OF MY STUFF.
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WE'RE JUST GONNA GET
STARTED, IF THAT'S OKAY.
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UH...
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GUYS, DON'T WE HAVE
SOMETHING BETTER TO DO?
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YEAH YEAH YEAH.
WE COMING, ALL RIGHT.
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YEAH, WE'RE COMING.
WE'RE DOING IT.
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WE'RE JUST GONNA GET
OUT OF YOUR WAY.
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WE NEED TO PICK UP
EMMA AT DAYCARE
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AND GET A BEER.
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MAYBE NOT
IN THAT ORDER.
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LADIES, JUST LEAVE
THE KEY UNDER THE MAT
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WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
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OH, AND YOU MAY WANT
TO STAY OUT OF MY ROOM.
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MY GIRLFRIEND'S DOG
IS IN THERE,
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AND SHE'S HALF-MOP,
HALF-DEVIL.
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AND MY ROOM IS IN THE BACK.
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I COULD SHOW YOU
WHERE IT IS, IF YOU'D LIKE.
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OH, MY GOD.
I LOVE YOU.
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RILEY, HI. I'M SORRY
TO KEEP YOU WAITING.
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BUT IT IS REALLY
SO GOOD TO SEE YOU--
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WHAT THE HELL
HAPPENED TO YOU?!
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SPRAY TAN GONE AWRY.
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I TRIED TO SCRUB IT OFF,
BUT I THINK THAT JUST
MADE IT ANGRY.
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MS. JENSON,
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PLEASE DON'T BE PUT OFF
BY MY CHEDDAR-LIKE APPEARANCE.
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THERE IS NO ONE
WITH MORE KNOWLEDGE
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ABOUT THIS LAW FIRM
THAN ME.
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EXCEPT FOR MAYBE YOU.
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RILEY, HONESTLY,
EVEN IF YOU HAD PASSED THE BAR
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THE FIRST TIME, WE STILL
WERE GONNA LET YOU GO.
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YOU'RE JUST TOO...
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NICE.
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NICE?
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YOU THINK I'M TOO NICE?
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THERE IS NO ONE
MORE UN-NICE THAN I AM!
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SORRY.
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OW.
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THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH BEING NICE.
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BUT IT DOESN'T REALLY MAKE
FOR A GOOD ATTORNEY.
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WE CRUSH PEOPLE
FOR A LIVING.
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AND THAT'S WHAT
I WANNA DO.
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I WANNA CRUSH PEOPLE TOO.
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REALLY?
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THEN WHAT HAPPENED
TO THAT PERSON THAT
TURNED YOU INTO A YAM?
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YOU SUING THEM?
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UM. WELL, NO.
NOT EXACTLY.
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I REST MY CASE.
I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE.
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OH, UM-- UH, WAIT.
I'M NOT SUING HER,
BECAUSE...
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WE'RE GOING STRAIGHT
TO MEDIATION.
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- YOU ARE?
- OH, MY GOD, YES.
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AND I AM GONNA TAKE HER
FOR EVERYTHING SHE'S WORTH.
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HMM.
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MAYBE I HAVE
UNDERESTIMATED YOU.
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SO YOU'RE GONNA RECONSIDER?
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THIS MAY BE A WAY
THAT YOU CAN PROVE TO ME
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THAT YOU CAN REALLY
DO THIS.
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YOU CAN USE
OUR CONFERENCE ROOM.
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YOU WANT ME TO DO
THE MEDIATION HERE?
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YES.
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THINK OF IT
AS AN EXTENDED INTERVIEW.
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( slightly gasps )
OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN!
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OH, AND IF WE'RE LUCKY,
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SOMEONE MIGHT CRY.
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I COULD ALMOST GUARANTEE IT.
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( all laughing )
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- ( Ben gasps )
- ( Emma coos )
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OKAY, THEY WERE
PRETTY AND ALL,
200
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BUT THAT CLEANING CREW
SUCKED.
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WHERE'S OUR TV?
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I THINK WE'VE
BEEN ROBBED.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE GOT ROBBED
RIGHT AFTER
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WE FINALLY GOT
THE PLACE CLEAN!
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DUDE, IT WAS THOSE GIRLS.
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WHAT ELSE DID THEY TAKE?
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OH, NO. OH, NO.
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OH, NO NO NO NO...
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( exhales )
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THEY TOOK LOLA!
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NOW I REALLY REGRET
PAYING THEM IN ADVANCE.
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OKAY, I'VE BEEN UP
AND DOWN EVERY BLOCK
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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I PUT UP FLYERS ON
EVERY CORNER IN A FIVE-MILE--
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( cheering on TV )
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IS THAT A NEW TV?!
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YEAH, YOU TOLD US
TO DO SOMETHING,
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- SO WE DID SOMETHING.
- YEAH.
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IT IS SO IMPORTANT
TO HAVE YOUR PRIORITIES
STRAIGHT IN A TIME LIKE THIS.
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IT'S NOT OUR PRIORITY.
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WE NEED TO GET LOLA BACK.
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CALM DOWN, BRO.
222
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WHO COULD KNOW THAT
HOT MAIDS WITH NO REFERENCES
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WOULD RIP US OFF?
224
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EVERYONE!
225
00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:03,644
DID YOU AT LEAST
CALL THE COPS?
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WHAT DID THEY SAY?
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00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:05,976
WELL, THEY SAID
THEY'D GET BACK TO US
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IN LIKE FIVE TO SEVEN
DAYS.
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AND THEN THEY LAUGHED
AT US FOR GIVING
OUR KEYS TO STRANGERS.
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FIVE TO SEVEN DAYS?!
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I DON'T HAVE
FIVE TO SEVEN HOURS.
232
00:09:15,125 --> 00:09:16,657
- MEGAN'S GONNA--
- ( cellphone vibrating )
233
00:09:17,928 --> 00:09:18,929
AH! IT'S HER!
234
00:09:18,929 --> 00:09:20,160
ANSWER? DON'T ANSWER?
235
00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,992
Both:
DON'T ANSWER.
236
00:09:21,992 --> 00:09:23,293
( exhales )
237
00:09:23,293 --> 00:09:25,966
MEGAN, HELLO.
238
00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:28,138
HI. UH, YEAH.
239
00:09:28,138 --> 00:09:30,300
LOLA. UH-HUH.
240
00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:32,102
YOU WANNA TALK TO HER.
241
00:09:32,102 --> 00:09:35,245
OKAY. UH, YEAH.
SHE'S RIGHT HERE.
LET ME GRAB HER.
242
00:09:35,245 --> 00:09:37,247
OH, THAT'S A GOOD GIRL.
243
00:09:37,247 --> 00:09:38,979
YEAH...
244
00:09:45,055 --> 00:09:46,917
( yips )
245
00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:51,622
( yipping )
246
00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:55,866
( barking, yipping )
247
00:09:55,866 --> 00:09:57,998
OKAY, THAT'S A GOOD GIRL.
248
00:10:00,330 --> 00:10:02,102
SEE? ALL GOOD.
249
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,274
OKAY, I'LL TALK
TO YOU LATER.
250
00:10:04,274 --> 00:10:05,936
WE NEED TO FIND
THOSE GIRLS.
251
00:10:05,936 --> 00:10:06,977
DANNY, DO YOU STILL HAVE
THEIR NUMBER?
252
00:10:06,977 --> 00:10:08,278
YEAH, BUT... ( scoffs )
253
00:10:08,278 --> 00:10:10,210
I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND
THEM TO ANYONE.
254
00:10:13,243 --> 00:10:15,085
WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO DO?
255
00:10:15,085 --> 00:10:16,947
SET UP A STING OPERATION
256
00:10:16,947 --> 00:10:18,288
AND CATCH THEM OURSELVES?
257
00:10:18,288 --> 00:10:20,991
TUCKER, THAT'S BRILLIANT!
258
00:10:20,991 --> 00:10:24,154
NOBODY'S GONNA LET US
JUST USE THEIR APARTMENT
TO CATCH A COUPLE OF THIEVES.
259
00:10:24,154 --> 00:10:27,027
WHAT IF WE DON'T TELL
THAT NOBODY?
260
00:10:28,298 --> 00:10:31,131
AND BY NOBODY,
I MEAN MOM.
261
00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,034
THIS IS PERFECT!
262
00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:36,236
I PAID THOSE GIRLS
FOR TWO WEEKS.
263
00:10:38,969 --> 00:10:40,140
Bonnie:
YOU'RE SUING ME?!
264
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:43,143
MRS. WHEELER,
I AM A CARROT IN HEELS.
265
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,175
( scoffs )
266
00:10:45,175 --> 00:10:47,177
YOU OWE ME THIS.
267
00:10:48,679 --> 00:10:50,020
- FINE.
- YES!
268
00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:51,021
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU--
269
00:10:51,021 --> 00:10:51,982
WHOA WHOA WHOA,
TANGERINE DREAM.
270
00:10:51,982 --> 00:10:53,353
I JUST BOUGHT THIS.
271
00:10:56,987 --> 00:11:00,030
OH. HEY, RILEY.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
WERE GONNA BE-- WAIT.
272
00:11:00,030 --> 00:11:02,392
IS THERE SOMETHING
DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU?
YOU CHANGE YOU HAIR?
273
00:11:02,392 --> 00:11:05,435
YEAH.
I CHANGED MY HAIR.
274
00:11:05,435 --> 00:11:08,869
YOU LOOK GOOD.
YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD.
275
00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:11,141
SO MOM,
I'M GOING TO THE STORE
276
00:11:11,141 --> 00:11:12,672
AND WONDERED IF
YOU NEEDED ANYTHING.
277
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,304
OH. HONEY,
THAT'S REALLY SWEET.
278
00:11:14,304 --> 00:11:16,176
ACTUALLY, I GOT A LIST
ON THE FRIDGE.
279
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,878
AND I'M MAKING
EMMA'S SCHEDULE.
280
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:20,010
WHICH DAYS WILL YOU BE
AROUND YOUR APARTMENT?
281
00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:22,312
WELL, EVERY DAY
EXCEPT TOMORROW.
282
00:11:22,312 --> 00:11:24,184
I HAVE TO GO DOWNTOWN
AND LET RILEY
283
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,315
PUBLICLY HUMILIATE ME,
284
00:11:25,315 --> 00:11:27,357
SO I'M KINDA BOOKED.
285
00:11:27,357 --> 00:11:29,359
TOMORROW.
286
00:11:29,359 --> 00:11:30,991
OKAY. THAT'S GREAT.
THANK YOU.
287
00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:33,163
WELL, WAIT WAIT.
DON'T YOU NEED MY GROCERY LIST?
288
00:11:33,163 --> 00:11:34,825
WHAT WOULD I WANT
THAT FOR?
289
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:37,828
( door closes )
290
00:11:37,828 --> 00:11:39,469
AND THEY WONDER WHY
MARGARITA MONDAY
291
00:11:39,469 --> 00:11:41,131
IS THREE DAYS A WEEK.
292
00:11:43,173 --> 00:11:45,005
RILEY, AS MUCH AS I'D LOVE
FOR YOU TO GET YOUR JOB BACK,
293
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:48,108
YOU'RE REALLY GONNA HAVE
TO SHOW ME THAT YOU CAN DO THIS.
294
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,309
I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.
295
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:50,310
I PROMISE.
296
00:11:52,342 --> 00:11:53,713
COME ON IN.
297
00:11:56,286 --> 00:11:58,348
LADIES.
298
00:11:58,348 --> 00:12:00,891
MRS. WHEELER,
I'M MARGARET JENSON.
299
00:12:00,891 --> 00:12:03,023
I'LL BE MEDIATING.
I BELIEVE YOU KNOW MS. PERRIN,
300
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,825
WHO'LL BE ACTING
AS HER OWN ATTORNEY.
301
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,727
AND THIS IS MY ATTORNEY.
302
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,060
MISTER... HECTOR.
303
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,134
YOU BROUGHT AN ATTORNEY?
304
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,366
DON'T WORRY,
HE'S JUST MY DOORMAN.
305
00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,310
ALL RIGHT,
306
00:12:20,310 --> 00:12:23,143
LET'S GET THIS LITTLE
SHAKEDOWN SESSION STARTED.
307
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,815
OH!
308
00:12:24,815 --> 00:12:25,946
MRS. WHEELER!
309
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,117
I GOT IT!
310
00:12:27,117 --> 00:12:28,779
I SAID I GOT IT.
311
00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,982
ALL RIGHT.
( exhales )
312
00:12:34,985 --> 00:12:36,126
CARRY ON.
313
00:12:37,027 --> 00:12:38,358
UM, ALL RIGHT.
314
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,891
FOR THE RECORD,
ARE YOU BONNIE WHEELER,
315
00:12:40,891 --> 00:12:42,262
OWNER OF BONNIE'S BEAUTY BAR?
316
00:12:54,004 --> 00:12:55,175
YES.
317
00:12:58,108 --> 00:13:00,981
AND IS IT TRUE
THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE
318
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:04,184
A CURRENT LICENSE
TO PRACTICE COSMETOLOGY
IN THE STATE OF NEW YORK?
319
00:13:08,418 --> 00:13:10,420
I WOULD LIKE TO PLEAD
THE FIFTH AT THIS TIME,
320
00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:14,124
AND IF IT PLEASES
THE COURT, WE'D LIKE
TO BREAK FOR LUNCH.
321
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,131
MRS. WHEELER,
IF WE DO NOT COME
TO A SWIFT CONCLUSION
322
00:13:21,131 --> 00:13:22,903
TO THESE PROCEEDINGS,
I WILL PETITION FOR
323
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,204
CRIMINAL CHARGES
TO BE BROUGHT.
324
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:27,207
AND I WILL SHUT DOWN
BONNIE'S BEAUTY BAR FOR GOOD.
325
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,379
I MEAN, IT ONLY TAKES
ONE LOOK AT MY SKIN
326
00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:31,481
TO PROVE THAT YOU HAVE
NO SKILLS,
327
00:13:31,481 --> 00:13:35,015
NO TALENT AND HAVE NO RIGHT
TO BE WORKING IN THIS BUSINESS.
328
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:38,018
MRS. WHEELER,
YOU ARE A DISGRACE!
329
00:13:39,049 --> 00:13:41,021
WELL...
330
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:43,123
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
331
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:49,459
( sniffling )
332
00:13:49,459 --> 00:13:52,002
HERE THEY COME...
333
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,066
( voice breaking )
I'M SO SORRY.
334
00:13:56,066 --> 00:13:58,208
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I DON'T--
335
00:13:58,208 --> 00:14:00,240
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
336
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:04,144
BUT THIS BUSINESS
IS ALL THAT I HAVE LEFT.
337
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:08,078
YOU KNOW, I'M JUST TRYING
TO RESTART MY LIFE.
338
00:14:08,078 --> 00:14:11,451
AFTER THE DIVORCE
AND THEN BEN HAVING A BABY--
339
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,623
MRS. WHEELER,
ARE YOU OKAY?
340
00:14:13,623 --> 00:14:15,625
NO! NO, I'M NOT!
341
00:14:18,028 --> 00:14:21,531
I REALLY THOUGHT
I COULD DO THIS,
BUT I CAN'T.
342
00:14:21,531 --> 00:14:23,433
EVERYTHING THAT
YOU SAID WAS TRUE.
343
00:14:23,433 --> 00:14:27,067
IF THIS DOESN'T WORK OUT,
I JUST DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
344
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,238
( sobbing )
345
00:14:28,238 --> 00:14:31,241
NO NO, PLEASE DON'T CRY.
I'M SO SORRY.
346
00:14:31,241 --> 00:14:33,143
IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
347
00:14:33,143 --> 00:14:35,175
( composed )
I KNOW.
348
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,107
I'M JUST TRYING
TO HELP YOU.
349
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,450
OH.
350
00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:44,985
SO...
351
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,087
I'M GUESSING
YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER.
352
00:14:52,262 --> 00:14:54,194
ALL RIGHT, SO THE GIRLS
WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
353
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,066
- DANNY, IS THE KEY
UNDER THE MAT?
- CHECK.
354
00:14:56,066 --> 00:14:58,168
- TUCKER, VIDEO CAMERA READY?
- CHECK.
355
00:14:58,168 --> 00:15:00,000
A PLACE TO HIDE?
OH, RIGHT.
356
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,171
I WAS IN CHARGE OF THAT.
357
00:15:01,171 --> 00:15:03,303
CLOSET.
358
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,634
SO WE'LL CATCH 'EM
STEALING ON TAPE,
359
00:15:04,634 --> 00:15:06,906
THEN TURN THEM OVER TO THE
POLICE, AND GET LOLA BACK.
360
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,138
( snap fingers )
361
00:15:08,138 --> 00:15:09,209
EVERYBODY IN.
362
00:15:12,342 --> 00:15:13,683
ONE AT A TIME!
363
00:15:17,247 --> 00:15:18,588
OKAY, GO.
364
00:15:19,689 --> 00:15:21,191
KNOCK KNOCK.
365
00:15:21,191 --> 00:15:22,222
ANYBODY HOME?
366
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:24,124
SEE?
367
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,125
TOLD YOU
THEY WOULDN'T BE HERE.
368
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:28,298
AND WHAT'S THE FIRST THING
THEY DID?
369
00:15:28,298 --> 00:15:30,200
BUY THEMSELVES
A NEW TV.
370
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,202
THESE GUYS
ARE SUCH IDIOTS.
371
00:15:32,202 --> 00:15:33,703
( both chuckling )
372
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,167
THEY SHOULD BE HERE
BY NOW.
373
00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:39,339
WHEN YOU SET THIS UP,
YOU SAID 3:00, RIGHT?
374
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:43,343
YEAH. BUT THEY
MIGHT HAVE HAD TROUBLE
UNDERSTANDING ME BECAUSE...
375
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:47,177
( with accent )
I DISGUISED MY VOICE
BY USING CLEVER ACCENT.
376
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,624
YOU DIDN'T USE
YOUR OWN PHONE,
DID YOU?
377
00:15:54,624 --> 00:15:56,987
YEAH, WHAT OTHER PHONE
WOULD I USE?
378
00:15:56,987 --> 00:16:00,090
A PHONE THAT DOESN'T
HAVE A NUMBER THEY
RECOGNIZE!
379
00:16:00,090 --> 00:16:01,161
( groans )
380
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,463
DANNY, WHAT IS
THE MATTER WITH YOU?!
381
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,235
THEY KNOW THIS WHOLE
THING WAS A SETUP.
382
00:16:05,235 --> 00:16:06,596
THOSE GIRLS ARE NEVER
GONNA SHOW UP NOW.
383
00:16:06,596 --> 00:16:07,597
( lock rattling )
384
00:16:07,597 --> 00:16:09,039
( gasps )
THEY'RE HERE.
385
00:16:09,039 --> 00:16:10,500
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!
COME ON, COME ON.
386
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,643
ALL YOU HAD TO DO
WAS GIVE ME A HEADS-UP.
387
00:16:13,643 --> 00:16:17,177
I MEAN, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
NICE TO KNOW YOU WERE PLANNING
ON AUDITIONING FOR A TELENOVELA.
388
00:16:18,108 --> 00:16:19,479
I WAS GOOD, WASN'T I?
389
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,311
- NO!
- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE?
390
00:16:21,311 --> 00:16:22,752
( both screaming )
391
00:16:22,752 --> 00:16:24,414
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
392
00:16:24,414 --> 00:16:27,117
AND WHY ARE YOU DOING
IT IN MY CLOSET?
393
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,390
DANNY HIRED A CLEANING CREW
WHO ROBBED US
394
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:33,323
AND STOLE MEGAN'S DOG,
SO WE HIRED THEM
TO ROB YOU.
395
00:16:33,323 --> 00:16:36,196
AND HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.
396
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,029
MOM, THEY STOLE MEGAN'S DOG.
397
00:16:39,029 --> 00:16:40,330
I HAVE TO GET HER BACK.
398
00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:42,672
ALL I HAVE LEFT IS THIS
LITTLE PINK WHISTLE.
399
00:16:42,672 --> 00:16:43,673
( whistle tweets )
400
00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:46,306
( dog barks )
401
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,138
LOLA?
402
00:16:48,138 --> 00:16:49,609
SHE'S BACK
IN OUR APARTMENT!
403
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,281
WITH THE GIRLS!
404
00:16:51,281 --> 00:16:53,083
AND THEY ARE TAKING
OUR NEW TV!
405
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:54,084
GO GO GO GO!
406
00:16:54,084 --> 00:16:55,545
MOM, CALL THE POLICE!
407
00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:02,122
ANSWER ME THIS QUESTION,
MISS LAWYER.
408
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,294
IS IT POSSIBLE TO SUE
YOUR OWN KIDS
409
00:17:04,294 --> 00:17:05,795
FOR PAIN AND SUFFERING?
410
00:17:07,157 --> 00:17:08,528
PROBABLY NOT.
411
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,231
BUT...
412
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,763
I THINK I KNOW SOMEONE
WE CAN SUE.
413
00:17:13,763 --> 00:17:15,265
OH, I'LL CALL HECTOR.
414
00:17:15,265 --> 00:17:17,307
HE'S ALMOST DONE
UPDATING MY WILL.
415
00:17:19,309 --> 00:17:20,310
FREEZE!
416
00:17:21,771 --> 00:17:23,213
WE MISSED THEM.
417
00:17:23,213 --> 00:17:24,514
THEY GOT IT.
418
00:17:24,514 --> 00:17:28,218
AND IT STILL HAD
THAT NEW TV SMELL.
419
00:17:28,218 --> 00:17:30,750
DID YOU CATCH THEM?
I TOOK THE ELEVATOR.
THEY ARE NOT IN THERE.
420
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,582
WE BLEW IT!
OH, MY GOD.
421
00:17:32,582 --> 00:17:34,284
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
422
00:17:34,284 --> 00:17:35,525
WHAT AM I GONNA TELL MEGAN?
423
00:17:35,525 --> 00:17:36,526
( cellphone vibrating )
424
00:17:37,727 --> 00:17:38,728
( gasps )
IT'S HER!
425
00:17:38,728 --> 00:17:39,759
ANSWER? DON'T ANSWER?
426
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,261
Both:
DON'T ANSWER.
427
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,732
( exhales sharply )
428
00:17:42,732 --> 00:17:45,235
MEGAN, HI.
429
00:17:45,235 --> 00:17:47,066
LOLA?
430
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,238
( mouthing )
431
00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:51,301
COME ON.
432
00:17:53,203 --> 00:17:54,204
- ( barks gruffly )
- ( gasps )
433
00:17:56,146 --> 00:17:58,178
I THINK SHE MIGHT
HAVE A COLD.
434
00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,479
OKAY, BYE NOW.
435
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,411
Riley:
LOOK, I KNOW WHAT
I DID WAS WRONG,
436
00:18:01,411 --> 00:18:03,253
AND I'M SORRY.
437
00:18:03,253 --> 00:18:06,286
BUT I HOPE YOU CAN SEE NOW
HOW TRULY PASSIONATE I AM
ABOUT WORKING HERE.
438
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,818
AND I WILL LITERALLY
TRY ANYTHING TO MAKE MY POINT.
439
00:18:08,818 --> 00:18:10,160
REALLY?
( chuckles )
440
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,321
THAT'S ALL YOU GOT?
441
00:18:12,822 --> 00:18:16,166
ACTUALLY, NO.
IT'S NOT ALL I GOT.
442
00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:18,298
MRS. WHEELER?
443
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:19,399
( groaning )
YEAH?
444
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,201
OW OW OW OW.
445
00:18:22,272 --> 00:18:25,275
OW OW OW...
446
00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:27,837
YOU HAVE GOT
TO BE KIDDING ME.
447
00:18:27,837 --> 00:18:29,509
OH, I WISH I WAS.
448
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,341
BUT YOUR OFFICE FURNITURE
IS FAULTY
449
00:18:31,341 --> 00:18:34,284
AND HAS LED TO UNTOLD PAIN
AND SUFFERING TO MY CLIENT.
450
00:18:36,686 --> 00:18:39,449
FINE. GO AHEAD.
SUE ME.
451
00:18:39,449 --> 00:18:41,321
OH, I'M SUING YOU,
ALL RIGHT.
452
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,623
FOR HER MEDICAL
TREATMENTS,
HER RECOVERY TIME,
453
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,155
NOT TO MENTION
THE POTENTIAL
454
00:18:45,155 --> 00:18:47,157
LONG-TERM CONSEQUENCES
OF HER INJURIES.
455
00:18:47,157 --> 00:18:49,659
AND WHEN THIS GOES TO TRIAL,
DON'T BE SURPRISED
456
00:18:49,659 --> 00:18:52,502
IF EVERY DIRTY LITTLE TRICK
THIS FIRM HAS EVER PLAYED
457
00:18:52,502 --> 00:18:55,205
BECOMES A MATTER
OF PUBLIC RECORD.
458
00:18:55,205 --> 00:18:58,238
YOU WOULDN'T DARE.
459
00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,539
OH, TRY ME.
460
00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:02,312
WHO'S TOO NICE NOW?
461
00:19:07,477 --> 00:19:09,179
WELCOME BACK, RILEY.
462
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:12,522
YOU CAN START ON MONDAY.
463
00:19:12,522 --> 00:19:13,653
( quietly )
YES.
464
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,924
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
ALL RIGHT.
465
00:19:14,924 --> 00:19:16,756
- LET'S GO, MRS. WHEELER.
- OH, THANK GOD.
466
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:18,258
THIS THING WAS
DRIVING ME CRAZY.
467
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,559
DID YOU SEE HOW GOOD--
468
00:19:22,432 --> 00:19:23,933
( knocks on door )
469
00:19:23,933 --> 00:19:26,766
THE TRUTH--
JUST TELL HER THE TRUTH.
470
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:29,168
( sighs )
471
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,741
LOLA'S AT THE GROOMERS'.
472
00:19:31,741 --> 00:19:33,243
THE GROOMERS'?
473
00:19:33,243 --> 00:19:35,705
BEN, WHAT'S GOING ON?
474
00:19:35,705 --> 00:19:38,708
LOOK, MEGAN.
475
00:19:38,708 --> 00:19:40,179
I JUST HAVE TO BE
HONEST WITH YOU.
476
00:19:41,811 --> 00:19:44,454
LOLA RAN OFF
WITH A SCHNAUZER
SHE MET AT THE PARK.
477
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,487
OR...
478
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:48,518
LOLA!
479
00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:57,297
MAYBE SHE WAS KIDNAPPED
BY TWO GIRLS WHO TRIED
TO RANSOM HER BACK TO ME.
480
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,929
KINDA WISHED YOU
MENTIONED THAT BEFORE
THE WHOLE SCHNAUZER STORY.
481
00:19:59,929 --> 00:20:01,301
( chuckles )
482
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,233
SO YOU PAID THE RANSOM?
483
00:20:03,233 --> 00:20:06,536
NO, I CALLED THE COPS, AND
THEY ARRESTED THE GIRLS WHEN
THEY SHOWED UP WITH THE DOG.
484
00:20:07,577 --> 00:20:09,239
WOW, THAT IS
A REALLY GOOD PLAN.
485
00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:12,242
BEN.
486
00:20:12,242 --> 00:20:14,244
HOW COULD YOU
LET THIS HAPPEN?
487
00:20:14,244 --> 00:20:16,246
I TRUSTED YOU
TO TAKE CARE
OF MY BABY
488
00:20:16,246 --> 00:20:17,887
AND YOU LET HER
GET STOLEN.
489
00:20:17,887 --> 00:20:19,719
THEN LIED TO ME
ABOUT IT.
490
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,552
YOU KNOW SHE'S NOT
A REAL BABY, RIGHT?
491
00:20:24,994 --> 00:20:27,757
I JUST DON'T THINK
I CAN EVER FORGIVE
YOU FOR THIS.
492
00:20:27,757 --> 00:20:28,998
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
493
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,432
THAT I CAN'T SEE YOU
ANYMORE.
494
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,304
BYE, BEN.
495
00:20:42,512 --> 00:20:43,513
( whistle tweets )
496
00:20:43,513 --> 00:20:44,674
( dog barks )
497
00:20:44,674 --> 00:20:46,676
( whistle tweeting )
498
00:20:46,676 --> 00:20:47,847
- ( dog barking )
- LOLA, CALM DOWN.
499
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,519
WHAT IS THE MATTER
WITH YOU?!
500
00:20:49,519 --> 00:20:51,851
( tweeting continues )
501
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,928
NOW YOU WANNA
MAKE SURE THAT YOU
GET A GOOD FOAM GOING.
502
00:20:58,928 --> 00:21:01,291
LIKE THIS?
503
00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:05,435
NO. SCRUB THOSE PLATES
LIKE THEY OWE YOU MONEY!
504
00:21:05,435 --> 00:21:06,896
NOW YOU'RE JUST
MOVING DIRT AROUND.
505
00:21:06,896 --> 00:21:08,267
GIVE ME THAT!
506
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,499
HONESTLY.
507
00:21:09,499 --> 00:21:10,970
WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT
HOW TO WASH A PLATE?
508
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,545
YOU ARE LUCKY THAT YOU
CAN CHANGE LIGHT BULBS
509
00:21:15,545 --> 00:21:17,377
AND SMOKE DETECTORS,
OTHERWISE,
510
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:19,379
YOU WOULD BE
COMPLETELY USELESS.
511
00:21:20,710 --> 00:21:22,882
( humming a tune )
512
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:23,883
( sniffs )
513
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,555
SO LEMONY.
35655
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