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- ( humming )
- ( sizzling )
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OH MY GOD, WE ARE SO LATE.
I WAS SO TIRED LAST NIGHT,
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I THINK I ACCIDENTALLY SET
THE BABY AND CHANGED THE ALARM.
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( chuckles )
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THINGS AT THE BAR
ARE INSANE.
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I HAVE TO BE THERE
IN 20 MINUTES.
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THE EVENT MANAGER QUIT AND--
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- WAIT. TUCKER.
- HMM?
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- ARE YOU MAKING AN OMELET?
- YES, I AM.
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ONE OR TWO?
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TWO. OKAY.
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TUCKER, DO WE HAVE COMPANY?
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WE MOST CERTAINLY DO. OKAY.
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DUDE, THAT'S AWESOME.
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- CONGRATULATIONS.
- THANKS, MAN. IT JUST
KINDA HAPPENED.
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WOW. YOU HAVE NOT HAD
A SLEEPOVER SINCE YOU DUMPED
THAT CRAZY-ASS SHREW VANESSA.
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BEN, DON'T TALK ABOUT
HER LIKE THAT, OKAY?
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- SHE WAS NOT THAT BAD.
- REALLY?
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REALLY? MAN-EATER?
JOY CRUSHER?
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MONSTER OF MANHATTAN?
WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST SIDE?
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SERIOUSLY, TUCKER,
WE RAN OUT OF NICKNAMES FOR HER.
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SHE'S HERE, ISN'T SHE?
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YES. YES, SHE IS.
( chuckles )
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- GOOD MORNING.
- HEY, BABE.
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- HOW'D YOU SLEEP?
- I'LL LET YOU KNOW
AFTER I GET SOME SLEEP.
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- MMM!
- ( both chuckle )
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OH, YOU GUYS REMEMBER
VANESSA, DON'T YOU?
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( babbles )
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WE SURE DO.
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( theme music playing )
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♪ IT'S AMAZING
HOW THE UNEXPECTED ♪
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♪ CAN TAKE YOUR LIFE
AND CHANGE DIRECTION. ♪
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WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?
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BEN, VANESSA HAS CHANGED.
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TUCKER, MAY I REMIND YOU
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SHE STOLE BOTH
YOUR MO AND YOUR JO.
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- HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN?
- WELL, IT'S COMPLICATED.
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I MISSED HER.
SHE MISSED ME.
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OKAY, IT'S REALLY NOT
THAT COMPLICATED.
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LOOK, LOOK, PLEASE,
I AM BEGGING YOU, BEN.
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JUST TRY
TO GET ALONG WITH HER.
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FINE, BUT REMEMBER--
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IF YOU EVER WAKE UP
WITH TWO PUNCTURE WOUNDS
IN YOUR NECK,
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WE KEEP THE WOODEN STAKES
IN THE JUNK DRAWER.
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CONGRATULATIONS, WHEELER.
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ONE GOAL, THREE ASSISTS,
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FOUR BROKEN TEETH AND ONLY
ONE OF THEM WAS YOURS.
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- GREAT GAME.
- GREAT GAME, HONEY.
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OH, HEY, DIMPLES.
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YOU'RE THE NEW GOALIE, RIGHT?
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LITTLE ADVICE--
KEEP YOUR HEAD UP
AND YOUR CHEST OUT.
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THANKS.
ARE YOU A COACH?
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NO, FORMER RUNNER-UP
MISS TEEN NEW JERSEY.
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KEEP IT REAL, DIMPLES.
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WOW. I DON'T KNOW
IF THOSE ARE PADS OR NOT,
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BUT EITHER WAY, THANK YOU.
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HEY, WHEELER, GOOD GAME.
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YOU TOO.
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UMM, WHO IS THAT?
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THAT'S GERARD.
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TWO-TIME M.V.P.
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AND CURRENT CENTERFOLD
FOR THE N.H.L. CALENDAR.
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I WAS THIS CLOSE!
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WELL, HE IS VERY...
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THOUGHT-PROVOKING.
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YOU WANT ME TO TRY
TO SET YOU GUYS UP?
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NO. NO, YOU KNOW
THAT I HATE SET-UPS.
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- BUT I COULD PROBABLY JUST--
- NO.
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- IF I TALK TO HIM MAYBE--
- DAN, DO NOT.
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- I THINK THAT HE WOULD--
- STOP TALKING.
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DANNY, PROMISE ME
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YOU WILL NOT TRY
TO SET ME UP WITH HIM.
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OKAY, I PROMISE.
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HEY, WHEELER, THAT GIRL
YOU WERE TALKING TO--
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YOU WANT ME TO SET YOU UP?
SHE'S TOTALLY INTO YOU.
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I DON'T HAVE TO
SHOW HER MY CALENDAR?
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'CAUSE I HAVE SOME
SIGNED ONES IN MY LOCKER.
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- I THINK YOU'RE GOOD.
- ( chuckles )
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AND IT'S WHEELER
WITH THE ASSIST.
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( elevator dings )
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( door opens )
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- HEY, BEN.
- HEY.
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HOW'S THE MOST UNDERSTANDING
GUY IN THE WORLD?
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IN A RUSH. I'VE ONLY GOT
AN HOUR BEFORE MY NEXT SHIFT
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AND LUCKY ME,
I'VE GOT A HOT DATE
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WITH THE CUTEST GIRL
IN TOWN. WHERE'S EMMA?
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OH, I TALKED RILEY
INTO WATCHING HER.
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I WAS HOPING
YOU AND I COULD HAVE
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A LITTLE CONVERSATION
ABOUT VANESSA.
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WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED?
SHE'S NOT MOVING IN, IS SHE?
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NO. ( chuckles )
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DUDE, IT'S ONLY BEEN TWO DAYS.
I AM NOT CRAZY.
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CHECK BACK NEXT WEEK.
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WHAT'S THIS?
VANESSA'S RESUME?
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THAT'S KIND OF WHAT I WANTED
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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YOU KNOW HOW YOU GUYS MET
AT O'HOOLIGANS BARTENDING
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AND THEN SHE WENT
BACK TO SCHOOL TO STUDY
RESTAURANT MANAGEMENT?
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UH-HUH.
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AND HOW THERE'S THAT
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OPEN EVENT MANAGER
POSITION AT YOUR BAR?
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PLEASE DON'T TELL ME
SHE GOT THAT JOB.
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DON'T BE RIDICULOUS!
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WHAT? THAT'S STUPID.
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SHE HAS AN INTERVIEW
IN A HALF HOUR.
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REMEMBER, SHE DOESN'T LIKE
FORMAL SET-UPS,
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SO WHEN YOU SEE HER,
JUST BE COOL.
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STICK TO THE BASICS LIKE,
"HEY, WHAT A COINCIDENCE,"
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OR "FANCY MEETING YOU HERE,"
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OR "COME HERE OFTEN?"
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THEN COMPLIMENT
HER SMILE OR SOMETHING.
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I FIND THE MOUTH TO BE
A VERY COMPLIMENT-NEUTRAL ZONE.
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GOT IT.
SHE'LL NEVER KNOW.
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BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU HAVEN'T ASKED HER OUT YET.
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I MEAN SHE'S...
REALLY SOMETHING.
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UH... IT'S COMPLICATED.
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BUT SHE REALLY IS
THE SMARTEST,
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SWEETEST, PRETTIEST--
WHAT THE HELL?
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- ( mutters )
- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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WHAT IS GOING ON?
WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT?
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OH, WELL, TODAY WE LEARNED
THAT A PICNIC WITH EMMA
IS NO PICNIC.
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WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?
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OH MY GOD,
IS THAT GERARD?
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DANNY, I EXPLICITLY
ASKED YOU NOT TO SET ME
UP WITH HIM.
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- YOU PROMISED.
- OKAY.
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I'LL TELL HIM
YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED.
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BUT HE WOULDN'T STOP
TALKING ABOUT YOU.
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- REALLY?
- UH-HUH.
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WELL, THEN IT WOULD BE RUDE
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NOT TO SAY "HI"
NOW THAT I'M HERE THEN, RIGHT?
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- ( fusses )
- OH MY GOD,
HE CAN'T SEE ME LIKE THIS.
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I'LL CLEAN UP EMMA
AND YOU DO WHATEVER
IT IS YOU DO
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TO NOT LOOK LIKE...
WHATEVER THAT IS.
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OH, AND I CALLED MY MOM.
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SHE'S GONNA COME
AND GET EMMA
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JUST IN CASE
YOU AND GERARD HIT IT OFF.
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WHY WOULDN'T WE HIT IT OFF?
HE'S GORGEOUS AND HE'S
IN LOVE WITH ME.
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TWO OF MY FAVORITE
QUALITIES IN A MAN.
YOU'RE THE BEST, DANNY.
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WELL, HOLEY MOLEY,
IT'S THE GOALIE.
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( chuckles )
HEY, I'M LOOKING
FOR A WHEELER--
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KING-SIZED OR A MINI,
EITHER WILL DO.
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HEY, WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
FANCY MEETING YOU HERE.
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- ( chuckles )
- YOU COME HERE OFTEN?
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