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Good Morning, Sir

Get off!

Boss

"My old home, is right here in this village"

"I am locally born and bred"

"Don't underestimate it by it's small size"

"We have all the thing we need here"

"And the neighborhood is nice and friendly"

"All hearts beat as one"

This is the one song you wrote me

I always have it in my heart

What is it? Why...

You...

Have...

a new song...

For me? Right?

"Read this in a private place"

Listen carefully, this is a very important mission

If you succeed, you...

can save the whole world

Understood

Dr Peterson, professor of a university in Switzerland

had invented a seed

that will startle the universe and stir the ghosts

It's called the Seed of God

Bury it in sand, then sprinkle some water

And within a minute, it will sprout and bear fruit

That sounds a bit dramatic

They are now taking this Seed of God to Shenzhen

to give a demonstration of this seed to Haotian Technology's president

Louis Luo,

who sponsored this project

The Luo family that stealing to help poor from generation to generation

Louis' father had washed his hands off the theft business

Some said in his will, he exhorted his five kids that

they should never steal to help the poor again

That's why his second son, Louis Luo,

started Haotian Technology to do scientific researches

He is now a hugely rich man

I want you to get yourself into this company

This tablet will detonate in 10 seconds

You have 5 seconds left

Time's up!

Mom, I'm home

Amon, what happened to your Ninjutsu skill, it's getting worse and worse

All these years of learning are a waste of time

You asked me to give you a sneak attack from time to time

So you can upkeep your deftness

That's right, but there is not a slightest improvement on your end

That's hardly any challenge to me?

Can't you feel a little breeze coming from behind?

Funny I do feel a breeze now that you mentioned it

Why?

Aren't we great buddies, we've the same taste for underpants

How is that possible?

My size is obviously bigger than yours

Louis

You didn't get hurt, did you?

-What do you think? -Let me rub it for you

Louis, I'm a big girl now,

-you can't rub for me -You're right

I'm a big boy too, you can't rub for me either

Are you out of your mind?

I could have hurt Ka-yan. How could you do that?

Louis

But I am the descendent of the famous Luo family

I have to master my fighting skills too

I can't ruin our family name traveling in the world

With all that pathetic kung-fu skills of yours,

you think you can travel the world?

What shall I tell Mom if anything happens to you?

What do you want to tell me?

-Mom -Come, Baby

Mom

Why are you still up at this hour?

I have to make sure you drink the soup.

I know you won't otherwise

This soup is really nourishing...

Yes, it's good for your lungs

Drink it while it's still hot

Dementia is really getting to her head these days

Yesterday, she mistook me for her dog

Meatball

Come on, drink it while it's hot

It's good for now

Just drink it

It's for your own good

Son, it's really flavorful. Isn't it?

It can't get any fresher than this

You guys chat. I'm sleepy

Mom, you should go to bed

Mom, be careful

Oh, Meatball has been such a good boy today

He hasn't made a sound all day

That's right. He's always been good

I was just going over some old stuff

And came across this secret book of martial arts that your father wrote

The Art of Breaking Free

I have learnt it before Shall I teach you now?

Sure

"Teddyboy"

Mom, on second thoughts, I guess I better practise by myself later

You can't handle it on your own

I have to help you

How?

Like this

So now you figure it out yourself

And within 6 hours, you will get the hang of it

And you will be able to break free

-Understand? -I understand, Mom

Good boy

Ka-yan, untie me! Quick!

Mom wants you to practise on your own. You should work on it

I dare not do anything against her will

Amon

Amon, help!

Amon

Help me, Amon

I thought... You love this kind of stuff

I will cut your pay!

You traitor! I will cut your pay!

Don't turn the lights off!

I'm afraid of the dark!

Help!

Good morning, Mr Luo

-Good morning, President Luo -Good morning, President Luo

Louis, looks like your company has a lot of good-looking staff

Even the janitor is so handsome!

Today, there will be a professor from Switzerland

coming to demonstrate a magical seed

Its value is phenomenal

So I...

Mr Luo,

Mr Stephen Stone and Dr Peterson have arrived

Mr Luo, it's been a while

Yes, it's been a while

Thank you for working so hard on this research, Dr Peterson

Finally, we meet in person

The Seed of God - just add water,

and it will grow into any kind of crop in no time

If this really works out,

that means all the famine in poor countries will be solved?

Because its outcome is so spectacular,

I have decided to give you a demonstration

in person today

This is just sand. How can it grow anything?

That is the marvel of it

Unbelievable

This is a miracle

-Is it edible? -Definitely.

Try it

It does taste and smell sweet, doesn't it?

In other words, we can even grow apples in a desert

Just add water, and you can grow anything

This Seed of God will undoubtedly put an end to famine

Also drive agricultural countries to brankruptcy on the other hand

Stop

There is a meeting going on inside

You cannot enter

Attack

Don't make a move

This is the latest technology, sonic gun.

We are not her match

Take him with us

We're done. Come over now

What is that?

You...

Professor

Come with us if you want to live

Let's go

Aren't you the handsome janitor outside the toilet?

Hey, be polite

Louis Luo

"Interpol"

I am...

I know who you are

Sir Sampan. Agent code 119

You are the agent that caused the most trouble in the Interpol

Last year, for trying to catch a thief that snatched a handbag

You wrecked 103 cars

plus a motorboat and an airplane

I see Interpol is on the case now

No wonder the press hasn't mentioned anything about it

That's right

Because we don't want to arouse any panic

We hope to retrieve the Seed of God

in the shortest time possible

Shouldn't you be somewhere looking for it now?

Why are you in my house?

I want you to work with me

I'm just a normal civilian.

How can I help you?

No...

Louis Luo

I know who you are

For the past 30 more generations, the whole Luo family were thieves

We were robinhoods

And we have quit long time ago

-Honey -Who are you?

-Who are you? -You're back...

-Mom... -Mom

Good girl... Come here

Let me take a look at you

Who are you, young lady?

You just love joking around

Amnesia and other nonsense

You don't remember me?

-Yeah, I... -You don't have to explain

I'm just happy you're back

I made soup, I'll get you the soup

Mom...

The good soup should be served to...

-Dad -That's right

You wait here

-Who is that? -My mom

She has a little bit of Dementia

She always mixes up people and things

Okay, I am happy to play along with that

Mind if we talk in private?

We have nothing to talk about

The Interpol has a strong team of great agents

Why am I needed?

The story is...

That our computer system has been hacked

All the Interpol agents' IDs

have been leaked

I need your help

I appreciate that thought

But I'm still not gonna help you

The Seed-of-God project was sponsored by you

And it was ultimately being robbed in your company

You cannot evade accountability

I know who took the Seed of God

A Japanese Criminal Organization called Crescent,

headed by a woman named Snow

But there is one thing you are not aware of

The professor was not abducted

He is an accomplice that

led them to rob the Seed of God

Then they will sell the seeds

to the biggest criminal syndicate, K-MAX

If the Seed of God falls into the hands of K-MAX,

what will happen?

Just think about this

There is no time for hesitation. Let's have a contest

If you lose, you come with me

This is my phone

I put it here in this pocket

If you can get it within a minute, I lose

No...

I put the phone here

If you can get it within a minute,

I lose

Come on

Come on

Meatball, come here

You're bad

So, I win?

That doesn't count

You didn't steal it, he did!

I will give you another chance.

I've been wanting to hit you all along

Now if you managed to hit my face

I lose

Come on

Fighting your dad is my job

He always loses to me

She didn't get to touch my face

That doesn't count

Let's race cars

There is an S curve somewhere ahead

After this S curve, there is a sharp curve

After the sharp curve,

at around 200 meters, there is a road sign

Whoever passes the road sign first is the winner

You have already lost 2 rounds.

I hope this time you will win

I need a good working partner

Let's do this

As long as you win this round

I will consider helping you

Doctor, how is Sampan Hung's condition?

Not optimistic. I'm afraid you can't all go in

You wait here

You are...

I'm Sir Sampan's colleague

My name is Bing Bing. I'm from the Weapons Unit

Bing Bing?

I hope your last name is not Lee

My last name is Fan

Hello, I'm doing something important here

Let's talk later

Miss Fan Bing Bing

Now...

No

Mr Fan

How is his condition now?

Sir Sampan...

I'm sorry

I ruined your car

The car is minor. Your well-being is more important

I am a failed agent

I'm not as competent as you

I am ashamed of myself

What can I do for you?

I wished...

You could save the earth

The Seed of God...

Get it back

This is my final wish

Sir Sampan...

I will think about it

You shouldn't have to think

If you don't promise me

I will...

turn in my grave

I said I would think about it

I will try my best

I will do it

My condolences

Louis, how is he?

Gone

I have to make a call to help with his funeral arrangements

My phone is still in the room

You were over-acting, did you know that?

It's not easy to play sissy!

Is it really that bad?

Nothing. I came back for my cell phone

You guys go ahead

Don't come near me

If you come near, I will squash you with my finger

Squash you

I will squash you

This is our special agents' training centre

What kind of kung fu is that?

They are just fooling around

Is this also just fooling around?

No. They messed up

Bing Bing

-Bing Bing -Sir Sampan

Did you say you have some new invention for me?

Just in time. I've just invented a new cell phone

If it comes to cell phones,

the latest should be from our company

-uPhone 8s Plus -Plus...

-You can have one each -I don't want your phone

This is from our Weapons' Unit

We spent 3 years working on it

It has 207 special functions

It's called Phon-omenal Phone!

Our uPhone 8s Plus has 707 special functions

707 eh? Does it shoot fire?

You made it!

Impressive, eh?

With a pirate charger,

not only will it shoot fire, it will blow up too

This is a very dangerous weapon

When in danger, it can even shoot out shock needles

You mean this?

Sir Sampan

What are you doing?

Making a call

I forgot to tell you

Our Phonomenal Phone...

has 207 special functions,

but one function is missing... the call function

So it's a phone that cannot make calls

-Sir Sampan, It's because of... -It's truly phenomenal!

-How can you miss that? -Don't...

-Why? -Don't...

Sir Sampan, we found Iron Hawk

Macau Customs has verified that Iron Hawk has arrived

Iron Hawk is Sir Condor's right-hand guy

He is usually active around Cambodia and Thailand

His mission this time,

must have something to do with their business with the Crescent in Macau

How did you get your hands on such inside information?

We have an undercover working for them

But I don't know who he is

So let's go to Macau

Ask Tina to make arrangements for us

1 million dollars

The banker has won 2 times in a row

You should bet on the banker

Minors should not be playing cards

Let me do it

Kiddo, be careful not to lose your underpants on the betting table

Face card...

It's a 9 or 10

You're dead

9 or 10...

Face card...

I can play with my eyes shut, and still win over you

TV set...

Cute, eh?

That's impossible

I have corners

There...

Banker scores 0, Player scores 1

Player wins

Hey, don't go

-Don't mess around -I can lend you some chips

You had better go now

I will donate your winnings to charity

This kid is rebellious. Let me deal with her

-Go get changed for dinner -Okay

You...What are you doing?

No...

You dared provoke me?

I will show you...

Amon

Louis

Ka-yan maybe in danger

Go check on her

Yes

Wait here

You should work on your punches? Try mine

Can you not see?

Wanna play bullfighting?

Come on...

Ouch...

Why are you taking pictures?

Why not?

Jedi?

It hurts...

Don't...

You used sleeping gas?

Well, you started it

-Who are you? -Your father

Then I'm your mother You think that's funny?

Louis

-Is Ka-yan okay? -Where are my spare glasses?

What's going on?

Let go of her!

You alright?

If I call her

I wonder if she will take it

Sir Sampan, Louis has gone missing

Don't panic, I will find him

Anybody?

Anybody still alive?

I'm alive

Nobody has visited this place for a week

It's under renovation

Nobody will come to save you

Why don't you chase me?

Little chump!

Louis Luo

Why did you stick your nose into our business?

There are quite some people working with him

I will kill you right now

Wait a minute

This is found at the banks of Amazon, South America

A venomous bug with super reproductive power

These parasites love living in the body of their host animal

They will lay eggs in a few hours

The eggs will turn into bugs

And suck up all the nutrients of the host

Then bite their way out of the host's body

And look for the next host

This is the law of nature

They look like chilly crayfish

Phoenix, Ape...

yank his mouth open

This bug is afraid of coldness

It will crawl to the warmest places

There are spikes on its legs

You can't spit them out

Wait till you die, and your body gets cold

Then it will bite through your body to get out

You women are so vicious

Okay, I should go now

Sir Condor is waiting for you at the usual place

Well then, let's all leave

The sight of blood always gives me the chills. I might pass out

I need to get my body warmer

You need to cool down and let your body temperature drop

What are you doing?

Why did you save me?

Who are you?

Come back here

Phoenix!

Why did you save me?

Who are you?

Phoenix!

There he is

You okay?

-I'm okay... -Louis

Let me do it

Good thing the tracker was activated

Let me do it

I almost got eaten up by his bug

Fortunately the girl with silvery hair in the Crescent gang

The one that's called Phoenix, she saved me

She's also using this Phonomenal Phone

She can't be your people, can she?

It's possible

-Milan? -Milan?

This information is passed to me by the Italian secret service

I can't read Italian

Who can read Italian?

Thanks

Speak Cantonese!

They said Crescent has a secret lab in Milan

Its security system is guaranteed No. 1 in the whole of Europe

It's full of dangerous traps

The stuff we are looking for is definitely inside

They don't know about the Seed of God?

No, they don't

What we know is that

Condor has already left Eastern Europe

He will probably meet up with Crescent these few days

Tell me about the security system of the lab

-Tell me everything -Yes

I want every detail

This is the maximum security laboratory

that we've spent 18 months building

Without this card and my iris,

not even a fly can get in

Let me remind you

After this door is opened,

please hold your breath

and walk quietly

Any sound exceeding 25 decibels along this hallway,

will trigger off the revolving laser blades

Intruders will be cut up like ground meat

Are you serious?

Laser blades run on X and Y-axes. It's vertically covered all around

Not even a mosquito can get away

Don't worry

The Seed of God is very safe in here

25 decibels

Revolving laser blades

That's good

Dr Peterson, shall we talk business now?

I thought we have already settled our business

We sell them and you get 30% of the money

We wish to sell them together with the formula that only you know

That way the profit can be much higher

You can't do that

If that doesn't work, then we get 70%,

and you get 30%

Definitely not

Imagine we stop protecting you,

once you step out of this laboratory...

Condor and his men will get you and torture you to death

How can you do business like this?

Who will want to work with people like you anymore?

Do you think...you have the chance to tell that to anyone?

What are you going to do?

This is the latest invention

In 72 hours,

it will make a copy of all your memories

How does it do that?

Sir Condor

According to my reliable sources

Snow has already killed Dr Peterson

However, they have duplicated all his memory

Along with the secret of the Seed of God

If we use the Seed of God on the cultivation of cocaine

Our annual profit will grow at least ten-fold

That's right

I have already set up a meeting

for you two to meet Snow

at the San Siro Stadium

Impressive

I can't believe this little girl can actually do better than a hacker

She's always been a hacker

Only that we can't tell from her face

That's right

If we want to get into the lab,

that means,

we have to duplicate the key to the manager Sophia's house...

and also the image of her iris

Why do we need the image of her iris?

Because the image of the iris works like a fingerprint

Everybody's iris image is unique

Sophia has been in Milan for 8 years,

but she hasn't had a boyfriend in the past 7 years

She is extremely lonely

Then what is her taste in men like?

She likes men that wear trench coats

Her ex had been forced to wear a trenchcoat day in day out

Sophia has been a super fan of Alain Delon since childhood

That's why she is infatuated with men that wears trench coats

Speaking of eccentricities...

If...

we want to get the image of her iris,

we will need to find a man that loves wearing trenchcoats

She is also in favour of men that...

are handsome, has musical sense, loving...

Where can we find such a perfect man?

Why are you cracking up?

He is totally referring to me

I have to conquer her

I...

love...

And so I got her eyeballs

If you like doing that, then you should go

Of course I should go

You don't think you are qualified for that mission, do you?

Handsome, trenchcoat...

"New message"

"Our spy in the Crescent is called Phoenix, contact her if you need to"

It's late

You didn't ask me to come here just to have coffee with you, right?

What is it?

In the past 5 to 6 days

I keep wanting to ask you this question

Shoot

Phoenix, the girl with silvery hair,

is she an undercover from your side?

Undercover is a highly confidential topic.

How can I tell you?

If not,

why did she take such risk

to save my life?

She sucked the bug out for me

Tell me, are you in love with her?

You tell me first. Is she your undercover?

Seriously?

I'm not telling you

You suck

Don't ask again

Even if you do, I won't tell you

Be serious,

do you know Phoenix?

You look smart and trendy,

but why are you so dumb when it comes to love?

I have always been dumb

You look like you know a lot about love

Let's change the subject

I don't want to change it

Tell me frankly

Do you have a girlfriend?

No

Then do you have a boyfriend?

Are you looking for some spanking?

Okay

I'll tell you

In fact, when it comes to love,

I am just as dumb

I had a wife

Divorced

Two years now. We've been divorced for 2 years

She said...

everyday she was afraid that...

I wouldn't come home after I left

Then, even if her husband had any big accomplishments,

she couldn't tell anyone that...

her husband had saved the world

She can't even tell anyone what her husband does for a job

If you change your job,

then may be she will come back to you

Being a secret agent for so long

I have made a lot of enemies

If I quit now, maybe I will die even sooner

I'm afraid...

I'm afraid that she will suffer

I have a feeling you have a very good wife

Do you have a picture of her?

Not bad

Very pretty

She looks like a loving wife You two look good together

This is the only one I have left

I'll bet you

That she will come back to you

Thanks

It's nice hanging out with you

I've been losing to you all along

Let's have another contest

See who reaches the hotel first

If you lose,

you buy me a 1982 red wine

If I lose,

I buy you a 2012

Sounds like I'm having big advantage

You know what?

Phoenix is our undercover

The contest has started

You're bad

I can't imagine you can go out of your way for love

So much that you would just let me win

You are a bad person

You are not much better than me

But I am really happy to be acquainted with you

We should celebrate

Let me order a bottle of champagne

Good. I haven't got trashed for a long time

That's fast

That can't be it

I haven't even made the call

-Hi -Good evening. Room Service

-So fast? -It's on the hotel

Good

-Enjoy, Sir -Thank you

The service here is too impressive

Don't you dare hit me

That's another assassin from K-MAX

Who would have predicted...

that I would end up being injured like this

The day after tomorrow is the Finals for AC Milan

All eyes will be on the match

This is the best time to make a move

But your condition is quite bad

Who can we send to seduce Sophia?

You're right about that

In fact, you look quite handsome too

Me...

Are you alright?

This is incredible

I dreamt about this exactly same scene

It's been more than a month

You were in my dreams

You have appeared in my dreams for more than a month

OMG!

Why is this happening?

What did you see in your dreams?

I dreamt I was dying

I dreamt of you

I dreamt of this place

I dreamt of you and I together

The two of us...

We were doing...

I'm ashamed to say it

Say it please

I'm...

I'm too embarrassed to talk about it

Tell me

I'm...

Let's find a softer piece of ground to talk

-Okay! -Okay!

Let's go

I haven't touched a man in 7 years

You...are a gift from heaven to me

No

I can't violate my goddess

I wished I was dead

Stay down for a while

In fact...

I've always wanted to do what we did in my dreams

But...

it is hard to say it out loud

Do it...

Let me dim the lights

Romantic! Go now

Get down

Can you guess what I did to you in my dreams?

I don't know

In my dreams,

I kissed your feet

This is so original

Baby...

Baby...

Do it...

Why is your eye blue?

I am wearing coloured contact lens. Like it?

Yes. I like it

Vodka

Not spicy enough, have to add some chili sauce

Baby...

Use your mouth to feed me...

Do it

I'm sorry...

Are you alright?

I'm alright

-Let me go clean up -Clean up...

-You wait here -I wait here...

Come on

I can't relax with the lights on

Put them out

Run

"Unlocked"

I miss my wife

Okay. I'll call her

Sir Sampan, I'm all set

How's it going on your end?

I'm ready

Tell Louis,

there are 282 units of laser beams in the security system,

with 0.25 meter's distance between them

There are 8 laser beam combinations

The last one to activate is based on Descartes' rule of signs

So if they don't leave within 3 minutes

They are dead

But,

with your brother's skills, that shouldn't be a problem

Don't worry

Sir Sampan, thank you

You're welcome

It's good to have family

5 billion

3 billion

No

No deal then

"Iron Hawk: I'm inside the lab"

"Warning"

"Sir Sampan: Get to the lab at once"

Where is he?

Has your brother arrived?

Not yet

We have to hurry. We are running out of time

Louis is here

How's it going?

Sir Sampan has familiarized himself with the security system

-Then we should move fast -Okay

Once the laser blades have been activated,

you must evacuate within 3 minutes

Or your live will be at risk

The range is about 52 meters

I weigh 70 kg

-Louis, be careful -Let's do it

"Cerified"

It's you again?

You shouldn't have to save him

He's a life afterall

Mr Luo

You are a good man

Thank you

You're blinded again

The needles are poisonous

Since last time

I have learnt my lesson and got lasik surgery done

I wore glasses to fool you

You cheater

Haven't I told you?

I'll find a way to neutralise the poison in you

I can still hang on for a while

We'd better get the Seed of God now

This is the doctor's memory drive

Let's go

What do you want?

What are you doing?

I am warming up my body to suck out the bug inside you

I didn't eat any bug

That's right

Don't suck

Don't suck

You did it for me once

Louis, what are you doing?

What are you laughing about? Never seen a handsome man?

Mom, I'm back in town

Then why don't you come home?

I have something important to hand over to the police

I'll come home right after that

I made soup

Come back to drink it

It's ginseng with bird's nest, banana and meat buns soup.

Ka-yan and Amon will be home before me

Why don't you serve them first?

Mr KK wants to meet you now, so he can praise you in person

You are a hero

You are a hero

You are a big hero

Try "super"...

I know

I think "big" can better express

The respect I have for him now

Right

Big

And handsome

More handsome than you and me

I don't know about that

If we go back 20 years,

I'm sure Sir Sampan was a top-notch handsome man

You're too nice

Well, at least he had been handsome once

A supermarket coupon of $588

It's very practical

Thank you

If there's nothing else, I shall go now

Don't

Please sit...

I still have a lot of compliments for you

Sit

Boss

You have been speaking for 90 minutes already

That's about the length of a whole movie

Sit

Sit

Then I will continue to compliment on...

our undercover heroine

Boss

I think...

you can write down all your praises of me in a letter

That way, my mom can read it too

Then I will start with something your mom shouldn't read about

At such a young age,

how is it possible that you have such a great body?

Now praise me

Praise you

Just now he was making fun of your age

It's okay, I am old

Let go of me

Let go of me

Sooner or later you will get to higher places

I will. I will work hard

With a good boss like you, I will bend backwards for the job

They took my mom

-Why don't you go after him? -I'm off

As courtesy, I should also chase after them, right?

Of course

Tell him about the supermarket coupon...

What is it?

They are not valid on public holidays

Good. You've got guts

You dare to come here

I got the stuff with me. I want to see my mom

You are in no position to make any deals

I can kill you both

And the stuff will naturally become mine

The thermal box that he is holding has a special device

He only has to press a button,

the Seed of God will be burned

instantly along with the doctor's memory drive

So you'd rather destroy it than letting anyone get his hands on it

I think I had better allow you to see your mom

Take her out here

Mom

Did you sleep well in here?

Did you eat well?

Oh, who would have guessed in a crappy place like this,

there is actually a toilet

You untie my mom first,

then I will give you the Seed of God

This is my turf. I make the rules

Give me the seeds

Or would you like to witness how Iron Hawk...

break your mother's legs?

Get lost

I just need to press my watch

Sir Condor will instantly become a dead condor

Hurry up, let go of my mom

Sir Condor?

He is never Sir Condor

You are welcome to kill him

Me

Have always been me

He is the brother of Iron Hawk, his name is Iron Tiger

He is my bodyguard

I purposely make people think he is Sir Condor

So who do you think I am?

His sweet little mistress?

What is this? Party time?

Let Iron Tiger go

Or I will put a bullet in your mom's underarm

Don't worry

She won't die, but there will be a lot of blood

and it will be painful

No

Give me the seeds

Let me see if they are the real stuff

Water

This is really good stuff

When you get back, put 5 billion Euro

into a designated account of mine

Then I will release your mom

How can you not keep your promise?

I'm a woman, not a gentleman

How can you expect me to keep a promise?

"Action"

Stand by

I'm ready

Get out of here!

I want to speak with my mom

I can hear you

Yes, but we have to tie up your hands

Go ahead

What are you doing?

Son

That's enough

Mom

There is something I've been wanting to tell you for a long time

Go ahead

In fact...

I have already mastered the skill of...

Breaking Free

That is awesome

Get her out of here

Quickly

Let's go

Let's go get mom

We can still use this old hag. Lock her up

Get in quick

You're out-numbered. You can't beat the 3 of us

Don't wait for me, I can handle it

You're out-numbered. You can't beat the 2 of us

Be careful, Louis

This chick is not to be belittled

You think you two are good enough to beat me?

Don't forget I'm still here

Oh, I have forgotten there is another one

You're out-numbered...

You're out-numbered...

You're out-numbered...

You're out-numbered...

You can't beat the 3 of us together

-2 -2

Golden shield and iron clothes?

She is a tip top kung fu master

Old lady, I'm growing to like you more and more

Iron clothes?

Try my kicks

Why?

She is so afraid for her breasts

They could be fake...

Keep attacking

They're real

Phoenix, feed her the bug

Mangoes

All this fighting...

for the sake of some mangoes?

Mom, put this on

Put this on

Quick

Mom

Mom! Leave now

-My hat -You go first

"Parachute"

Louis

Grab this

You go first

There's no time

You go first

Go

Who is this?

It's Sampan. That's right

What's up?

Nothing

It's my day off. Thought I should give you a call

Where are you?

I'm on a plane

Any problems?

No

Okay, I have to go

The plane is about to taking off

Okay then

Bye

About your job,

I do understand

But if there are any dangerous missions,

try to get out of it

You have to stay alive... so as to save the world

Stop nagging

-No, I... -I have to go

I will call you again when I have the chance

-Bye -Bye

"Ejection Button"

I called my wife!

-Happy birthday... -Thank you

Thank you

It's you

This is awesome

Mom

This is Mr KK, he is Sir Sampan's boss

Your Dad's boss?

Mrs Luo, you are very pretty

Thank you for saving the world

Don't mention it

I have to thank you on behalf of the whole world

You have such a great son

I must pay you a long compliment

I'm happy with your performance this time

You can take me to a movie tonight

Too late

I belong to someone already

Who is that?

Baby

I think she is more suitable for me

How old are you?

28

28?

You don't look it at all

You are looking too good for a 28 year old...

Sir Sampan

Why is his picture here?

This used to be the picture of my dad

It's still the picture of your dad

Looks like I'll have another dad soon

Sir Sampan

Are you alright?

I am okay

-How are you feeling? -Take me outside

Okay

Louis, who are you waiting for

Phoenix said she'd come

Look, she's here

Sorry I'm late

Happy Birthday

Thank you

You guys chat

How do you do? I'm Louis Luo

Ignore him

He is a con man that I just caught

Instead of dropping him off at the police station

thought I should just come here with him

I thought...

he was your boyfriend

You think I have such bad taste?

Hey, that's a personal attack

You think good looking guys can't be cons?

Beware of good looking guys

Shall we have dinner tonight?

I just got my new mission. I'm going to Brazil

I'll see you when I get back

Bye

Have my plane ready, I'm flying to Brazil tonight

Why is Sir Sampan's picture hanging here?

Are you jealous?

I can put yours on the wall tomorrow, okay?

Oh, that's not necessary

Just change this one to black-and-white

"Happy Birthday to you..."

Now the Luos and myself are the only people that...

knows about the existence of the Seed of God

We haven't made the world a better place

But then at least we haven't made it worse

Sampan Hung

Why don't you turn around?

No

I am afraid I would lose you when I turn around

I heard you have really saved the world

And you made time to call me before you thought you were dying

You're getting taller

Stop it

Let's take a selfie

No way...

I wanr everyone know that my husband saved the world.

This way...

Anyway, take one holding each other

-Okay -Next!

Let me hold you

Watch out...

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