Original subtitles

I'd grown bored with his penis

swirling around inside me

Then, I met him

What brought us together was...

something that can happen to anyone

Kim Seo-hyung, Kim Sung-soo

Directed by Bong Man-dae

The Sweet Sex and Love

It's like spiced fried chicken without bones

You like it?

Is this how you pick up girls?

Do I deliberately bump into a girl spill coffee on her...

Pretend I'm cleaning up then become sorry

so asked her out to dinner

at a Chinese restaurant to make up for it?

I don't

Does one's head drop to the side

when one dies?

What?

That's what happens in films

One's neck turns 360 degrees when dying

Nah, not in reality

That's no fun

Fun? How could it be?

You think dying is fun?

I haven't seen anyone die yet

I'm new on the job

You've got dreamy eyes

What's that?

No, nothing

No... not all the way in

Talking to a new penis

Hi, this is Seo Dong-ki Would you like to go out?

Dong-ki here, wanna go out?

Let's go out on a date

Hello?

Hello?

Hi, this is Seo Dong-ki

Who?

Seo Dong-ki We met the other day

Oh, okay What do you want?

Calling to see if the number is right

It is

Do you have time?

Why do you ask?

Can I see you?

I'm kind of busy

For just a little bit

What for?

What for?

- Who is it? - Someone I know

Hello?

Hello?

- I'm sorry - Hello?

It's okay

Yeah?

Hello?

How about Sunday night?

I don't know

I love you

That's all I have to say

I love you

Some say it without meaning it But I do love you

Goodbye has already been said

And you're long gone

I know it's no use regretting

But I'd do anything to have you back in my arms

You like him or not?

What do you think? I just met him

I don't hate him, so I guess I do

Nice garter belt

It's very expensive

Are you okay?

Please, not too rough

Keep him in

Why'd you come inside?

I thought you wanted me to

Now you have to marry me

Can't take a joke?

Don't you have a boy friend?

How about you?

I don't

I've got lots of them

- How many? - Pick any number you like

I see

What if I don't?

I dumped him

I really like you

What do you think of me?

I don't dislike you

Wanna go steady?

You ask me that after we fucked?

You're seeing someone new aren't you?

- How's he? - I'll tell you later

What does he do?

Mind your own business See you tomorrow

Take his picture with your cell

and show me later!

I'm so jealous

Jesus Christ! What are you doing here?

No, stop it Let's get out of here

- See you later - Bye

I'm already missing you

Your penis is so cute and nice to my pussy

- Boy, this is heavy - Cause it's full of books

Thanks

- Last box? - Yeah

- This is better, huh? - Yeah

- You smell good - I'm all sweaty

I know

Hold your horses Let me hit the shower first

No, it's okay

- I wanna eat him - Wait, wait

Hey!

- Stop it - Come on

Did it hurt?

That's a different hole

You're so unromantic

It's just...

What are you doing?

What?

- Wait - No, you wait

What were you gonna do?

I bet you know

Wait

Not too hard

It hurts

You're heavy

What are you doing?

I'm touching what's mine

Stop it

Come on

Feels good?

Stop!

- What? - Just a sec

- Come here - Why?

Come here

I want nothing else in my pussy

Here I come

- You like it? - Yeah

- I'm seeing things - I've no strength left in my legs

Me neither

What are you doing?

I'll massage you to heaven You'll love it

It easy!

Stop!

- Slow down - Hey, come on... Are you scary?

- This is so much fun! - Let's head back

I'm flying!

- How's it? Good? - Very sweet

Looks like a chocolate bar

Hey, the color isn't right

Oh, here!

Use this

The color doesn't matter

No?

I'd never seen a penis in the daylight

So cute!

Wait a minute!

Tell me

She's lovely

So is yours

Come on, stop looking

Stop looking

Aren't you hungry?

Not really

Why don't we eat out?

Nah, I'll fix you something

That sounds okay, too

On the second thought let's eat out

Where are the band aids?

Do you like raw fish?

Who doesn't?

I absolutely love it

So cold

That's a Flatfish, right?

Not every thin one is a Flatfish

You could've been nice about it

Look, it looks like one

But it's not

Shin-ah!

Hey, Ki-hyun!

What's going on?

We had lunch here He's...

Oh, he's a friend of mine

Hi, I'm Gil Ki-hyun

Seo Dong-ki

You have to keep pace

- I'm trying - Left, left, left...

Look ahead

- Coins? - In the left pocket

Stoop down a bit

This isn't easy

- Let's get cider - Cider it is

- Get it out - Bend over

- Sit down - Pardon me, over here

Did it hurt?

Get up now

So cold

I can't see it

So cold

Jesus!

- Sorry - Can't even do it right?

- Let me do it - No, I will

- Stop, now - I'll take it

Stop right now

Put it in your mouth

Slowly, slowly... See? It's easy

- Don't - It's your hand

- Stop it - It's your hand doing it

Take it out

What if someone sees us?

Nobody's here

Wait

Spread your legs

Can't you hold it?

Spread them

- There's someone out there - He's gone

Pease, don't

Hey, wait up

- What's the matter? - You don't know?

- I'm sorry, okay? - Sorry for what?

Beats me

But you're obviously upset

Forget about it

What are you so ashamed of?

This is a public place I said I was sorry, didn't I?

Apologize with a penis and forgiven with an orgasm

Sir? Sir?

Sir!

I'm going home

Bye

Hello?

No, he won't make it tonight

That won't be necessary

It's okay

The funeral is for 3 days