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Hello! Merry Christmas,
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and welcome back
to Play of the Week,
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where each week a new play
is performed live
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in front of a studio audience
here in Cornley
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and broadcast to the nation.
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-I am Chris Bean,
the director.
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And I'm thrilled to present
tonight's Christmas play.
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-Before we begin,
let's meet the...
-Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris...
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-Yes.
-What noise
does a reindeer make?
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Clearly a matter
for rehearsals, Dennis.
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Before we begin,
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let's meet
the star of the show.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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please put your hands together
for Father Christmas.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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SANTA:
Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas.
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I've come all the way
from Lapland
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with my favorite two elves,
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Nistle and Nostle!
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Well, we've got
just enough time
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before the main event
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to meet some children from...
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the local area.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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All right, so who have we got.
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Right... Grace.
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Grace, what would you like
for Christmas, Grace?
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I'm not Grace.
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Why are you looking
at me, then?
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Don't make eye contact
if you're not Grace.
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-Who's Grace?
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Right, okay,
what do you want for Christmas?
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An Xbox.
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An Xbox?
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Are you sure that's the gift
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you prearranged
with the producers?
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Yes.
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Oh, ho, ho, ho,
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I think the producers agreed
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there was a £15 limit
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and you'd be getting a copy
of Robert Groves'
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Anything You Can Act,
I Can Act Louder,
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now with diagrams.
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And it's even signed
by the author, you see?
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"To Grace."
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That says "Grate."
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So sorry.
Let's fix that, shall we?
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There we are.
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Now it says "ungrateful."
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Right, let's do another.
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-What do you want
for Christmas?
-PlayStation.
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Right, no games consoles.
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That's not the budget
we're working with.
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Have an acting book.
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Right. What would you like
for Christmas, little girl?
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-I'm a boy.
-Oh, who chose these?
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All right, that's clearly
enough of that.
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Let's get on with the show.
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The actors are prepared,
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the stage is set.
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Please enjoy
"The Spirit of Christmas."
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SANTA: Dreadful section.
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NARRATOR:
One Christmas Eve,
not long ago
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a sweet little girl
built a man out of snow.
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She sighed as she played
in the cold winter air
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for she had some worries
she needed to share.
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Hello, Mr. Snowman,
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you're going to be
my best friend.
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And I won't say that again!
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What do you want me
to do, Maude?
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I've been running errands
all day for you,
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picking up all the food.
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It's 8:00
and I've still got to prepare
all this for tomorrow.
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Fine. What can I do to help?
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Cut up these chicken breasts,
will you?
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Try not to make
a mess of it.
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I see you got
the cheap sausages.
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-Daddy, can we do a cracker?
-Of course we can.
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The crackers are for tomorrow.
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Maude, just let her
pull a cracker.
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It's Christmas Eve,
for goodness sake!
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Why don't you decorate
the tree?
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Oh, can we?
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I'll do the baubles
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-and you can do the tinsel.
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MAUDE: Make sure
you spread it out evenly,
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I don't want it
looking silly.
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Oh, no, where's the...
Where's the star?
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Oh, I can't see it.
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What? You've lost
my grandmother's star?
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I haven't lost it,
I just can't find it
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I can't trust you
with anything, can I?
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You know what,
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I think I need some air.
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When is Daddy coming back?
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I don't know, darling.
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Can I sleep
downstairs tonight
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so I can wish him
a happy Christmas
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when he comes home?
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Of course you can,
sweetheart.
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And I'll put out
some sherry for Santa.
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♪ Dear Santa
Can you help me?
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♪ I am feeling sad today
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♪ I've been good
I've been kind
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♪ I've been helpful
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♪ But my cheer has gone away
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♪ Dear Santa
Can you help me?
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♪ I don't know what to do
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♪ If I promise to be better
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♪ Would you make
my wish come true?
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♪ I don't want
to ride a reindeer
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♪ Or a sunny holiday
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Bring it down.
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♪ I don't want
a Christmas party
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♪ Or a present
from your sleigh
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♪ Dear Santa
Can you help me?
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♪ I'm feeling oh, so blue
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♪ Dear Santa, Dear Santa
Dear Santa
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♪ Could you make my wish
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♪ Come true! ♪
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NARRATOR:
Away went Belle's letter,
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high up in the sky.
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She just had to wait now
for Santa's reply.
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Would he have the answer?
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Could this do the trick?
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Belle put her trust
in kindly Saint Nick.
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She lay down her head,
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her heart full of care,
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dreaming that Santa
would answer her prayer.
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SANTA:
Ho, ho...
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Oh, come on!
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My sack's caught
on the flue.
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NISTLE:
You can't say that.
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SANTA: Of course I can,
it's a literal sack.
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Not talking about
my balls, am I?
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SANTA: Okay,
now my actual sack is caught.
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NISTLE: Robert? Robert.
SANTA:
Be careful.
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NISTLE: Be careful, Robert!
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Hand me the gifts.
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[GROANS]
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Bloody acting books!
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Oh, sorry.
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Come out!
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Wake up, dear one.
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-Santa?
-Ho, ho, ho!
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That's right.
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I received your letter,
Belle,
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and it moved me greatly.
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Are you sad, Belle?
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I am, Santa.
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Belle's sad.
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-Aw!
-AUDIENCE: Aw!
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What are you doing?
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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Do not participate.
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Unbelievable.
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God, I just feel
so dreadfully low.
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That just won't do!
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But don't worry,
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because I've brought
my two elves
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to come and help you.
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Come along, Nistle!
Come along, Nostle!
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NISTLE: Here I come!
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Hello, Santa!
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NOSTLE: And here I come!
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[CHIMES]
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NOSTLE: I'm coming.
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I'm on my way.
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Almost.
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Al...
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Ah.
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I shall remain.
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SANTA: Nistle and Nostle
are the happiest two el...
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Two elves in all of Lapland.
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That's because
we're the closest of friends
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and wherever
you see Nistle...
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NOSTLE: You're sure
to see Nostle!
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[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ We're Nistle
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♪ And Nostle
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♪ The closest of friends
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♪ When we're both together
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NOSTLE:
♪ The fun never ends
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♪ If I'm feeling rotten
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NOSTLE: ♪ Never despair!
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♪ 'Cause Nostle will lift me
up in the air!
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♪ When Nistle goes
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-NOSTLE: ♪ Nostle goes
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♪ And when Nistle goes...
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-NOSTLE: ♪ Nostle goes...
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-♪ And when Nistle goes
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NOSTLE: ♪ Nostle goes ♪
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Ah!
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Hey!
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SANTA: Well. That was good.
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Ah, Belle,
I see you've left me
some sherry.
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How delightful.
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It's real sherry.
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And some mince pies.
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Delicious!
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Delicious.
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But Belle, you said
in your letter
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you don't feel
the spirit of Christmas
this year.
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That's right, Santa.
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Aw, well, this is serious.
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Why don't you both
have a mince pie?
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And I'll have another nip
of sherry
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and we'll solve
our troubles together.
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Yes, we will!
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[SANTA CHUCKLES]
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Just another nip.
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Just a couple more nips.
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Just a couple more nips.
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That's a lot of nips.
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- Are you
really going to help me, Santa?
-I will, in a minute.
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I'm just working
on something else
quite complicated here.
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Ah! Stop it! Stop! Stop!
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Right, get out of the way!
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That really was
too many nips.
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-Santa?
-Hmm? Yes.
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Well, in difficult times
what you need is
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a magfastic fagical friend.
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A fanfastic magifal...
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A fantastic vaginal friend.
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A friend. A friend.
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Perhaps an old friend
of mine
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can be
a new friend of yours.
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[MUSIC STARTS]
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SINGER:
♪ When you're feeling blue,
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♪ When you're all alone,
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♪ When you don't know
what to do
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♪ And you're on your own
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♪ All you need
is a good friend
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♪ A brand-new Christmas chum
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♪ He'll get you smilin'
and singin'
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♪ And stop you feeling glum
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♪ Ho, ho, ho!
He, he, he!
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♪ Let's all be merry and gay!
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♪ He, he, he!
Ho, ho, ho!
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♪ A new friend's on his way!
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-♪ Ho, ho, ho!
-SANTA: Shh. Tommy,
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I can take it from here.
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♪ Ho, ho, ho!
He, he, he!
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♪ Let's all be merry and gay!
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Everybody!
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-♪ He, he, he!
-AUDIENCE: ♪ He, he, he!
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-♪ Ho, ho, ho!
-AUDIENCE: ♪ Ho, ho, ho!
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♪ A new friend's...
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Go on! Go on!
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♪ Way
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Oh, you've missed it now.
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You missed it.
That's the end.
You say it there.
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Right now...
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Right now,
we're going to do it.
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We'll do it, "On his way."
Three, four...
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-♪ On his...
-AUDIENCE: ♪ On his way...
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Terrible.
Absolutely terrible.
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Again.
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♪ On his...
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AUDIENCE: ♪ Way
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No, it's a D Flat.
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♪ On his...
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AUDIENCE: ♪ Way ♪
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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We'll call it there
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Don't patronize me.
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Right, let's meet a new friend.
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Right, stand back everyone.
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Get ready to see some magic!
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Hello, Santa!
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Hello, Mr. Snowman!
273
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Merry Christmas,
my old friend.
274
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,240
Well, if you've called on me,
275
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that must mean someone's lost
their Christmas cheer.
276
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,496
That's right.
Come inside and meet Belle!
277
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I'll have to be careful
I don't melt!
278
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,124
Oh, get over yourself.
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Hello, Belle!
280
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:49,764
Hello, Mr. Snowman!
281
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,224
It's very nice to meet you!
282
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I'm going to be
your new best friend!
283
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Give me a hug!
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Yay!
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
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We're going to
have so much fun!
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We can play together.
288
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:16,040
Every day's an adventure
in the snow.
289
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This is not
your best work, Chris.
290
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I'm always happy
to make a new friend.
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There we go, Belle.
Don't you feel better now?
292
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Yes, thank you, Santa.
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Much, much better.
294
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Oh, don't cry.
295
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Us elves don't like it
when people cry.
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NOSTLE:
I can't bear to look.
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I'm sorry.
298
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,694
It seems like nothing
can bring back
my Christmas cheer.
299
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[SOBBING]
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Sometimes everyone feels sad.
301
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,290
Denise left me.
302
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I've not gotten over that.
303
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:03,379
I'm sure I can cheer
Belle up, Santa.
304
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,924
Most of the time I'm fine
and then...
305
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:08,926
bam!
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It hits you.
307
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I'm always happy.
308
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,479
Why? You're
essentially enslaved.
309
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,315
Why don't you take a look at
what gifts Santa has brought
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and see
what there is for you?
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Can we help you?
312
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No! No it's fine.
313
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I've got it.
314
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I've practiced this.
315
00:16:47,882 --> 00:17:00,061
Yeah!
316
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,437
There!
317
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:02,605
It's a new doll!
318
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,899
Aw, thank you, Mr. Snowman.
319
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:11,614
It says on my list
320
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that dolls
aren't Belle's favorite toy.
321
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:15,743
-This calls
for the toy machine.
-Of course!
322
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We can make it appear
by magic!
323
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,373
Can't we, Nostle?
324
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,624
NOSTLE: I think
I'm running out of air!
325
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That's right!
326
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-Ready, Nostle?
-NOSTLE: Ready!
327
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Here we go.
328
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Three.
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NOSTLE: Two.
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One!
331
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Wow!
332
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This is
the magical toy machine.
333
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It can make anything
you can dream of.
334
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Any toy imaginable.
335
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,044
Not rude stuff, obviously.
336
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,630
Tell me, Belle,
337
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,090
what are your favorite things
in the world?
338
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Unicorns!
339
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:16,387
I think we can manage that,
can't we, Nostle?
340
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,639
NOSTLE: My legs are numb!
341
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,309
And here we go.
342
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,644
Here we are.
343
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One unicorn.
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Oh, he's...
He's beautiful.
345
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,332
And it's time for us
to be on our way.
346
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:54,508
Of course. Lots more toys
to be delivered!
347
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,469
But look, Santa,
348
00:18:56,469 --> 00:19:00,639
Belle's still crying.
349
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,392
What is it now?
What a drain.
350
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,270
Christmas is hard
for all of us, you know.
351
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,855
Where are my gifts?
352
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,273
Think about that.
353
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,402
What's wrong, Belle?
354
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,947
Oh, I'm sorry.
355
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,449
Thank you.
356
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,117
I love my new friend,
357
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,245
and my new doll
and my new unicorn...
358
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,914
but I just still
don't feel very happy.
359
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,207
Something else
must be wrong.
360
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,209
Something else
must be wrong!
361
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:31,670
Come on guys, switch on!
362
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:34,382
MAUDE: Belle?
363
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:43,808
What's all that noise?
364
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,017
Oh, it's Mummy! Hide!
365
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,435
SANTA: Quickly,
behind the curtains.
366
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:49,939
Belle?
367
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,232
Are you awake, darling?
368
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:53,067
Sleep well, sweetheart.
369
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:54,735
Lawrence...
370
00:19:54,735 --> 00:20:07,248
When are you coming back?
It's gone 10:00.
371
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:09,083
What do you mean you're not?
372
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,418
It's Christmas Eve
and we're all alone.
373
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,173
Belle's counting on you.
374
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:31,313
I'm counting on you.
375
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,524
Merry Christmas, Belle.
376
00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:35,568
Now I know
why you're so sad.
377
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,777
Oh, Belle,
378
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,737
family is
the most important thing
in the world,
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especially at Christmas.
380
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[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ I'm a snowy old snowman
382
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:54,587
♪ With carrot nose
and twig hands
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♪ But I cannot deny
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♪ That I adore
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00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:01,844
♪ A family by the fire
386
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,891
♪ It's all that I require
387
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:10,019
NOSTLE: Oh, no!
388
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:12,146
♪ Christmas is
a time worth melting for
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♪ Every snowflake
is a tiny piece of winter
390
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:18,152
♪ Each gust of wind
a breath from winters old
391
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:19,987
♪ Now summer's disappeared
without a whimper
392
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,238
♪ But you're not alone
to face the cold
393
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:24,950
♪ For if a snowy old snowman
394
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♪ With carrot nose
and twig hands
395
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:37,004
♪ Is all we need
to see the winter through
396
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:41,967
♪ Is all we need
to see the winter through ♪
397
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:47,014
Did you enjoy that, Belle?
398
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:50,392
Not even that lifted my spirit.
399
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,686
Lifted mine.
400
00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:56,982
Do your parents
fight a lot, Belle?
401
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:03,989
My mummy
and daddy fight all the time.
402
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:14,667
And the truth comes out!
403
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,544
I don't want presents
or even friends,
404
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,590
all I want is
for my parents to be happy.
405
00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:23,259
It's like Nostle always says.
406
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,055
NOSTLE: I'm horribly burned.
407
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:30,849
I just don't know
what else we can try.
408
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:33,018
My buttons are made of biscuits.
409
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:37,064
We could all eat those.
410
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:40,442
Thank you, Mr. Snowman!
411
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,987
Mmm.
412
00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:44,863
Did that taste good?
413
00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:49,285
Yes.
414
00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:51,161
Didn't make you happy though,
did it?
415
00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:54,248
I'm afraid not, Nistle.
416
00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:56,083
Of course it didn't.
She just ate a plastic button
off his pants.
417
00:22:56,083 --> 00:23:15,394
Oh, Santa, remember,
418
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,854
we have still have presents
to deliver tonight,
419
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,110
all over the world.
420
00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:27,114
I'm sorry, Belle.
Nipple's right.
421
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,285
We have to go.
422
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:33,871
Come on, Nozzle.
423
00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:36,874
NOSTLE: We must return
to the chimney.
424
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:41,253
You're already in
the chimney, you fool.
425
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,756
The sleigh's
in the garden anyway.
426
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,174
None of this play
makes sense.
427
00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:47,134
I shall return to the snow.
428
00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,469
This is not
your best work, Chris.
429
00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:50,137
-Santa! It's time to leave.
-Hmm!
430
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:52,640
Goodbye, Belle.
431
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,768
Merry Christmas.
432
00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:57,561
Oh!
433
00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:59,229
Oh, Santa, now you look sad.
434
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,691
I've never failed
to bring Christmas cheer
to a little one before.
435
00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:06,278
It is a sad, sad Christmas.
436
00:24:07,905 --> 00:24:10,991
And we've never known
the magical toy machine
not to work.
437
00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:12,159
What a car crash.
438
00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:13,452
-But Santa, look!
439
00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:15,496
Sleep tight, Belle.
440
00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:21,960
Lawrence?
441
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:25,297
Look what I found.
442
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,216
Is that the Christmas star?
443
00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:31,053
Yes.
444
00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:32,888
Oh, thank you
so much, darling.
445
00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:35,182
It must have fallen out
on the garden path
446
00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:45,484
when I was bringing in
the decorations.
447
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,652
Splendid.
448
00:24:47,361 --> 00:24:48,529
Now it really feels
like Christmas.
449
00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:50,072
Mummy? Daddy!
450
00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:51,699
Oh, sorry, Belle.
451
00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:56,745
I didn't mean to wake you.
452
00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:00,958
Have you stopped fighting?
453
00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:02,876
Yes, Belle.
454
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:04,545
Yes, we have.
455
00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:09,925
I'm sorry I lost my temper.
456
00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:12,052
I thought you were fighting
because of me.
457
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,807
Of course not, sweetheart.
458
00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:18,142
I'm sorry
for arguing with you, darling.
459
00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:19,727
[MAN GROANS]
460
00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:21,061
Christmas isn't a time
for fighting.
461
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,980
It's a time for love,
kindness and understanding.
462
00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:24,189
SANTA: You stupid man.
463
00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:28,277
I hope you have
a bad Christmas.
464
00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:30,529
NISTLE: Oh, Santa.
Look how happy Belle is now!
465
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,698
Perhaps we weren't
needed here after all.
466
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:34,950
All she needed was
the love of her mother and...
467
00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:41,540
Oh, this is saccharine crap.
468
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:44,752
Give it six months,
he'll be living in his car
like I am.
469
00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:46,295
Don't feel bad,
it's a Honda Civic.
470
00:25:46,295 --> 00:25:47,880
Right, time for bed,
I think,
471
00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:52,676
or Santa won't come!
472
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:55,554
I'm already here, you idiot!
473
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:58,599
Merry Christmas, Belle.
474
00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:00,642
Oh, thank you, Santa!
475
00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:05,689
Thank you, Belle.
476
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,652
Let's have another one
of those sherries.
477
00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:13,113
No, I don't think
that I should.
478
00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:14,990
I'm only a little girl.
479
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,284
You're 26.
480
00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:23,749
Right, come on.
Final hurdle, here we go.
481
00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:30,964
What have
you learned?
482
00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:32,132
Well, I've learned that
at Christmas
483
00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:33,467
I don't need presents
and toys.
484
00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:36,011
As long as I have
my family in my heart,
485
00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:37,346
I know I'll be happy.
486
00:26:37,346 --> 00:26:38,764
Have you learned anything
tonight, Santa?
487
00:26:39,973 --> 00:26:42,184
Not really.
488
00:26:42,184 --> 00:26:44,478
-Nothing?
-No, I'll tell you
one thing I have learnt.
489
00:26:44,478 --> 00:26:48,524
Christmas, ultimately,
commercial holiday.
490
00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:51,235
Who's the real winner
at Christmas?
491
00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:53,987
I'll tell you who.
Amazon.
492
00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:56,031
They have drones now.
493
00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:57,950
Tiny little dystopian sleighs
494
00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:02,037
delivering iPads
and headphones.
495
00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:05,040
I ordered a toaster,
496
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:08,293
it was on the doorstep
five hours later.
497
00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:11,505
Do we need that?
498
00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:13,465
It was 4.99.
499
00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:18,595
For a toaster!
500
00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:21,348
I mean, someone's
being exploited there,
aren't they?
501
00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:24,226
Santa, I think we should...
502
00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:25,561
I know! I know!
503
00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:28,438
I expect you're all going
to write in, aren't you?
504
00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:30,899
Typical BBC audience.
505
00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:33,193
Nothing better to do
506
00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:37,489
than sit around complaining
about my conduct.
507
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:40,325
Well, this time
just leave it.
508
00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:41,410
All right? Leave it.
509
00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:43,328
Don't cut away.
510
00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:49,418
We've had enough complaints
this series,
511
00:27:49,418 --> 00:27:51,295
no one even reads them
anymore.
512
00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:52,629
Do you know
what we do with them?
513
00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:55,465
We burn them.
514
00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:56,675
In a massive weekly bonfire
in the car park.
515
00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:57,968
Which ironically generates
a lot of complaints.
516
00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:00,721
Santa, I think we should go.
517
00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:05,100
Oh, yes, walk away!
518
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:06,810
-Just like Denise!
-NISTLE: Oh!
519
00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:07,895
Am I giving
a good performance?
520
00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:09,479
Aw! Bye-bye, Santa.
521
00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:12,274
Wow. Hint taken.
522
00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:15,569
Let's roll.
523
00:28:15,569 --> 00:28:17,738
Hello, Rudolph.
524
00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:18,906
Chris, you're having
a shocker.
525
00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:20,449
-Bye, Belle!
-Bye, Santa!
526
00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:28,248
Are you ready, Rudolph?
527
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:32,461
Clearly a matter
for rehearsal, Dennis.
528
00:28:32,461 --> 00:28:34,087
Remember, little ones,
529
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if you're ever worried
about a thing,
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I'll come to your house.
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00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:49,311
A merry Christmas to all
and to all a good night.
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NARRATOR:
Belle's family were reunited.
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They were full
of festive cheer.
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All looking forward
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to a happy new year.
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