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Marketing 101.
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If you live in any major city, you see 800 ads a day.
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In most of them, models are going to be looking at you like they want to fuck you.
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You're so used to this that you don't even notice it anymore.
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But your body does.
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Your heart rate increases, your pupils dilate, you breathe faster, you become more alert.
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You've been tapped.
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Looking at a billboard, it's supposed to feel like love at first sight.
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But it's not real.
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It's just marketing.
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And without that, you wouldn't even know who you are.
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You see, the first thing you learn in business school is that you need to market yourself
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before the ads do it for you.
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Which is why they teach you to pick a new name.
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Brand yourself and become the product that you're trying to sell.
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My name's Scott.
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Yeah, my name's Scott.
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My name is Joe.
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Because it was closely associated with jazz, beat poetry, and...
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Animal shit.
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Like jazz.
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That's a music.
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You've had 16 sexual partners?
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Provided your blood test comes back negative.
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That'll be $54.
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Don't you think my sperm's worth a little bit more than that?
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Because you've had 16 sexual partners.
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There's already a 90% of the risk.
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No, but I go to my form then and I don't have an SDI.
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You could have been in.
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Man, what am I supposed to do?
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$54.
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I pay my rent with $54.
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Do you know how hard it is for me to just give away my spawn?
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My future spawn for $54?
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How do you think they feel?
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It's a cool name.
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This is Scott's roommate, Sneaky Pete.
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He broke his jaw off more year after a motorcycle accident
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and had a wired shut.
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He couldn't speak for three months.
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The accident just so happened to coincide with marketing 304,
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persona creation.
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We're Sneaky Pete received the only perfect score.
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Yes, instead of word sense.
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Super-for-the-counter, Mr. Pete.
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This is wonderful.
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Provided you're blood.
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Pete visited the health clinic 18 times this freshman year
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and it wasn't because he had the flu.
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That'll be $270.
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I have to say it.
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But the truth doesn't matter.
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Because perception is reality.
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Saving it from marriage.
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It's all just marketing.
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$54 a week.
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Your sister makes order lemonade stand.
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Mom, it's just temporary.
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Competition stiffen this clam, you know?
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Get it?
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You're settling.
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You used to be so innovative.
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Remember when you won the science fair of my goal.
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Mom, my name is Scott now.
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This form is now $1,000.
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[CHEERING]
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Free copy of stories that have been focused.
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The thing is continuing to say, "Lintony bear."
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That's D.I.
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[COUGHING]
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That's all those irritating, shorter strap problems.
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[COUGHING]
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Going to bed?
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They say every person has three million dollar ideas in their life.
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Scott had three of them before he turned seven.
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See you tomorrow.
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And many after.
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In high school, he won the state science fair for
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inventing a new flavor of ice cream.
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165 people showed up for the taste test.
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They just wanted vanilla.
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You see, people don't care about something new.
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They just want the same old thing behind a new sexier label.
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[COUGHING]
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Because taste doesn't matter.
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It's all about the brand name.
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And without that.
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[MUSIC]
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It's just syrup and water.
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[MUSIC]
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Beat.
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You awake?
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[MUSIC]
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I have an idea.
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It's a drink idea.
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I just clicked.
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I'm going to run with this peat.
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I mean, I really think this could be it for me.
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I'm not even able to pull you into.
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I mean, you got great ideas.
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And what do you think, do I?
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Do I go any do I?
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Do I try to sell one of the majors?
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Yeah.
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It definitely feels mainstream.
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What majors?
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Just need to get it in front of the right guy.
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Little did he know her name is sex.
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[MUSIC]
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Six.
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Sounds like sex.
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That's the point.
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Studies show that the more men associate sex with decision making,
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the more likely their answer will be yes to anything that you might request.
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Lard as sex?
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What was the question you might ask?
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Great ass.
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Great ass.
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Great ass.
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Do you really think it matters?
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But I guess.
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Annie, this is bad.
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Sure.
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Welcome to the Addison Company.
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How may help you?
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Hello.
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Beth, is it?
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I'm the brother to new products marketing manager.
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And I'm the whole family really.
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We have this special birthday.
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She needs to see, sir.
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Six.
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I'm sorry.
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New products doesn't accept unscheduled meetings.
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Yeah, I know that.
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Beth.
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That's why I'm here.
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I was hoping you put me through to her so I can sort this all out.
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Annie, this is Beth.
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Sure.
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You're welcome.
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I'm sorry, new products doesn't accept unsolicited calls.
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Tell me, Beth.
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How do you suggest that I contact my own sister?
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I mean, I refuse this to the call.
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That's just a concern.
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Hi, sir.
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Have a nice day, sir.
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Adi, this is Beth.
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Yeah, the ingredients in Addison beverages are suitable for vegetarian.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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You know, the first market of products.
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Art Artison is marketing 101.
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You know, I hear them from my manicure as my ploties instructor,
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my girlfriend, I don't need any course.
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You don't need my award.
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I drink, I deal.
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Good, I have to say it.
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I mean, Bravo, you've got the sex thing, you've got the wealth thing,
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you've totally got the mystery thing.
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You think this is an image.
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You're right.
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Don't ruin the magic.
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The insurance company only all negates a four-minute mandatory
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evacuation for all fire alarms, which means you have 25 seconds
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before Addi starts to lose a money.
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Can't we sit for meeting something?
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I have an idea that can make your company millions of dollars
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and you give them to me 30 seconds.
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That's how long we have to sell to our customers.
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It's called the advertising.
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Five seconds.
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All right.
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OK, OK, jet-black can called fuck.
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APM LA do cost.
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11 a.m. coffee.
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I don't do dinner.
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12 lunch.
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Abe and Arthur's.
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I'm going to Zefko.
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Tampering with the fire alarms in federal offense.
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Men categorized women in one of four ways.
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Mothers, virgins, sluts and bitches.
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Of course, none of the above is suitable for the modern business
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woman.
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But you can create your own image by selecting pieces of each
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archetype that work for you.
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For example, the sexual attractiveness of the slut.
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The wisdom of the mother.
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The integrity of the virgin.
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The independence of the bitch.
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This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you.
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But they are forced to do instead is.
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Take you seriously.
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Mr. Scott.
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Miss six.
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As this is a business lunch, a handshake is appropriate.
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I completely agree.
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I always say it lunch lubricates business.
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Lubricates what?
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Nothing at all.
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Mr. Scott.
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Miss Scott.
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This idea of yours, fuck.
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Yeah, that's it.
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That addresses my first concern.
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Now, with regard to the target market,
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I'm assuming you're after the young cynical image conscious
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consumer.
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Like yourself.
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Mr. Scott.
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Don't confuse me with a consumer.
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I don't buy anything.
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Exactly.
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It'll be like drinking an army.
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No.
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We're not ready yet.
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Did you have any thoughts on taste?
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No.
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People don't buy energy drinks based on taste.
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Do they?
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No.
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We're just wondering.
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Well, then, something I wateringly sharp with a kind of
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chemical aftertaste, so you think this must be powerful.
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OK.
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OK.
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Well, where you going?
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I'm leaving.
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What about lunch?
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Mm-hmm.
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May I say you're very young to be managing your own department?
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I'm 21.
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No, seriously.
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21.
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Give me 25.
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OK, 24.
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Mr. Scott, I am 21.
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Now deal with that.
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OK, marketer to marketer.
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You're not 21.
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And what?
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You're not gay.
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I graduated from high school and I have 15 courtesy of an
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advanced learning program.
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I did four years at UCLA and in V8 Stanford and now after three
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months at Addison, I am 21 years old.
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I live.
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I'm going to Stanford too.
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Well, perhaps you should see someone about that.
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Look, fucks mediocre.
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It's not great.
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I was thinking, what if the can is a ton of compressed
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areas, that when you pop ones, everyone around here is?
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Now we had a bad experience with our Asian Massachusetts.
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300 people called to complain about excessive gasiness.
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And besides, there was that exploding can't
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futility.
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Have I had your son-in-on disclosure for him?
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No.
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I'm going to need you to do that.
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Come into your office tomorrow?
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Actually, I don't need you to come in until we present to the board and they don't
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come in until next week.
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I'll curry you the form.
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Mediocre, huh?
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Look, I worked for a company that could buy a continent if they wanted to.
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I have people that fix ideas.
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Addi-land.
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Yeah.
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The point is, just sit tight.
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I'm going to have my teamwork through the night to make it great.
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I'm assembling them now.
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Okay.
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Okay.
283
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Could you not use that word?
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Okay.
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Look, Addison's second most well-known word in the world.
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We're shooting for number one.
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You get me?
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I get you.
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Why six?
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What?
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Why did you click six?
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Why not, you know, five?
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I'm picking.
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It is my real name.
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Nobody's parents give them an unusually cool name.
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They're only parents giving regular names and parents giving, you know, embarrassing names.
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I went to school with a kid named Pedal for Christ's sake.
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Look, I hate to wreck your theory, but I was named six by my parents.
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Although not at first.
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When I was born, I was christian zero.
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When I turned one, I was renamed to one.
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I was actually quite touching having my name as well as my age or my birthday cake and
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frosty blue eggs.
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I think if I believe that you can remember your first birthday, which I don't, what happened
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to seven?
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When I was six, my parents died in a plane crash.
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Taxi!
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We'll be in touch.
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I'm in love.
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She's like a rose dipped in poison.
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She sells herself better than anyone I've ever met.
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I think there was some sexual tension that I was one at sexual tension.
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She's having a team work through the night to present the board tomorrow, and she said
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that they don't need until next week.
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She lies right to my face.
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Outrageous lies, and you know what?
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I believe that she's trying to steal my dish.
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She's fantastic!
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Yes.
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I wonder what a real name is.
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Please leave the message at the top.
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Hey, Mom.
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You'll never believe this.
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A bitch and I did an Addison Cola company yesterday.
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Well, nothing's for sure yet, but they're having me present the board today.
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Hi!
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Hey!
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You would get a real cute guy with us.
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I mean, it's a whole room filled with rich executives.
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All this thing made pitch-minded.
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Wish me luck.
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I wore a suit.
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It's Pete.
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We're in later.
335
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We will further develop our...
336
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Yeah!
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We are prepared to go to all measures.
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However, as we move into the table.
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Sorry, I'm late.
340
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Traffic was toxic.
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Chairman, gentlemen, may I present to you Mr. Skat?
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Creator fuck.
343
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How's everybody doing?
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Is Mr. Skat here one of our employees?
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Well, actually, he is not yet.
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Sir, he is simply a contractor that I've brought in to help with some logistics.
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I hate the buster bubble, but we don't develop products that we don't own.
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Gentlemen, my partner, may have misled you.
349
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See, Mr. Skat and I have co-developed fuck.
350
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And he is prepared to relinquish trademark rights for only $2 million.
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To set me.
352
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,000
Yes, Skat.
353
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You're rich and famous.
354
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You did register that trademark didn't you?
355
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Thanks, hon.
356
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That's enough.
357
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Hi.
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Hi.
359
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Hello.
360
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If I have a name for a new drink and I have been registered, I can do that through you, right?
361
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Oh, yes, dear.
362
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What's the name of your drink?
363
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It's an F.
364
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You.
365
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Okay, okay.
366
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Oh,
367
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000
Fook?
368
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Okay, I'll just enter that machine here.
369
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Fook, puck, puck, puck, puck, puck, puck, puck, puck.
370
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I'm sorry.
371
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,000
That name's already been registered.
372
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Just this morning too.
373
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What?
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One person, but with two names.
375
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:17,000
What's a real name?
376
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One of her names is six.
377
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What's her other name?
378
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Oh, one of the names is Peter Ang.
379
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And the other is sneaky Pete.
380
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That's kind of.
381
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Shit.
382
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Pick up, pick up.
383
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Sneaky Pete.
384
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000
Now it actually fucking makes sense.
385
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You asshole, you fucking asshole, I trusted you.
386
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You think they want to stole an idea?
387
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Pete?
388
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Nobody likes to lawsuit.
389
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Sixes in the stupid, you know, send a navigator these things.
390
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,000
I've already heard from her people, her legal department, thank you.
391
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[MUSIC]
392
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000
Well, congratulations.
393
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You've just completed marketing 101.
394
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Hello.
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Hello.
396
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000
Good evening, Mr.
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Necker.
398
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Where's this?
399
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000
Have some good news for you, Mr. Becker.
400
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I'm going with that baby.
401
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You're the winner of the Comtel Ring in the Savings Draw.
402
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:51,000
It's time to give you three big months of our crystal clear long distance service at 20%
403
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off, regular low price.
404
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000
Isn't that incredible?
405
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Yeah.
406
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,000
I'm not interested in any of you.
407
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000
And that's not all.
408
00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:01,000
If you sign up for our dial up internet access plan, you can be surfing breakneck speeds
409
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for the jaw dropping price of 1999.
410
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000
We have a credit card, Mr. Becker.
411
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I think it goes on when the light is on my side.
412
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Love reveals itself to me, then I'm here.
413
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:24,000
Yes, I can.
414
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I could be sipping free.
415
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:32,000
Every garden can grow.
416
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:36,000
Every mountain for my smile.
417
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Select yourself though.
418
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Is your mouth full wide when you're tired?
419
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And you turn.
420
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Human comedy seems filled with misery.
421
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Then you can.
422
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,000
Yes, you can.
423
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Honey, I just saw your drink this afternoon in the soda machine at the tennis club.
424
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:04,000
And Jenna, you know Jenna, Sophie's mother.
425
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:09,000
Anyway, while I overheard her telling her friends, 'cause she just loves her good luck.
426
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I realized she was talking about you.
427
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,000
You drink?
428
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,000
I'm just so proud of you.
429
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,000
Then keep my love, honey, and in quantum in everything you're doing, huh?
430
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000
One thing to.
431
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000
Bye-bye.
432
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:26,000
Yes, I can.
433
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,000
Yes, I can.
434
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We can be set for free.
435
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:38,000
Just have a guilty week and another fee.
436
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:43,000
We can be set for free.
437
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:50,000
Scott.
438
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:55,000
You look, um, how are you?
439
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000
Yeah, I'm good.
440
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000
I'm great.
441
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000
Thank you.
442
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000
Good.
443
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000
Good.
444
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000
Very good.
445
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,000
Fuck.
446
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000
Hmm?
447
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000
Yeah, they're great.
448
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000
They're fantastic.
449
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:16,000
I feel like what you do with the carbonation.
450
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:23,000
You put a disclaimer on the bottom of the can.
451
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000
Yeah, so.
452
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:30,000
I, uh, wondered about how you might be doing.
453
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
Fantastic.
454
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:36,000
I mean, you mean the trademark, then?
455
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000
That's business, you know?
456
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:45,000
But I've got so much going on that, um, didn't.
457
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:49,000
How's it doing?
458
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:54,000
Number one energy drink in the nation.
459
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000
Wow.
460
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000
That's fantastic.
461
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000
I mean, congratulations.
462
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:03,000
That's huge.
463
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000
Wasn't really mean.
464
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000
Hey, six.
465
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Let's go.
466
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000
She's waiting.
467
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000
It's got a big surprise for you.
468
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:18,000
Okay.
469
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:25,000
Oh.
470
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:33,000
[MUSIC]
471
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
So from my left, my school.
472
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:40,600
Mr. P, would like to firstly thank everyone in this room for all of their hard work and
473
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:43,600
termination during the summer fuck campaign.
474
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:47,600
Gentlemen, we are once again projected at number one.
475
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,600
[APPLAUSE]
476
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:57,400
Now, now, Mr. Pete would like to personally extend his warmest congratulations to Miss
477
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,400
Six.
478
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,600
After all, this was her baby.
479
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:05,600
But you can rest assured Miss Six with Pete Fathering the fuck campaign from here on out.
480
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:09,600
Your baby is in good hands.
481
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:13,600
Hopefully, the classic campaign won't be too much work for you.
482
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:17,600
[MUSIC]
483
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:25,600
[LAUGHTER]
484
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,600
What was that?
485
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,600
My baby's shot.
486
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:30,600
You're not.
487
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:31,600
No shit.
488
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:32,600
I'm taking off a fuck.
489
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,600
I'm stuck with babies to the adding classics.
490
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:35,600
What?
491
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,600
Seeing your management loves to be key people.
492
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,600
Anyone else is terrified of them.
493
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,600
So I'm stuck implementing a 15 year old campaign.
494
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:46,600
Fuck you, man.
495
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:50,600
I'm replacing the campaign with something better, much better.
496
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,600
What's that?
497
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,600
Ideas are my strengths, Scott.
498
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:56,600
My strengths are development management negotiation which clearly you don't have or
499
00:21:56,600 --> 00:22:03,600
I'll see if they were $2 million right now, wouldn't you?
500
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,600
You got another fucking you.
501
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,600
I'm a baby.
502
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:07,600
Right.
503
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,600
I shouldn't have asked them.
504
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:09,600
Sure you're busy.
505
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,600
So we'd be working together.
506
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,600
Yes.
507
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,600
Having lunch together.
508
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,600
Possibly.
509
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:15,600
Living together.
510
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,600
Yeah.
511
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,600
No.
512
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:18,600
Why would we be living together?
513
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,600
I need to play state.
514
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,600
I don't have any furniture at my play state.
515
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:21,600
Oh, lo and you, mattress.
516
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:22,600
These are almost up.
517
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:23,600
This is only for five days.
518
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:24,600
Why?
519
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:25,600
Because if any new production is going to make it in time for someone they need to
520
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:26,600
buy the end of the week.
521
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:30,600
So you're asking me to come with an entire advertising campaign for adding classics
522
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,600
in five days?
523
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,600
No.
524
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,600
That would be a waste of time.
525
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,600
I'm up with an entire advertising campaign for fuck.
526
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,600
I want to beat Pete.
527
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:39,600
Come on.
528
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,600
What's worse that can happen?
529
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:45,600
You don't think of anything and you go back to your other work?
530
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,600
I--
531
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:53,600
I'm definitely saying your place.
532
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:57,600
I live in Times Square with my girlfriend.
533
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,600
Tina doesn't like men.
534
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,600
At all.
535
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,600
Where are you smiling?
536
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:15,600
This is what it feels like to be the guy you need.
537
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,600
You can have this sofa.
538
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,600
Not a bed.
539
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,600
Pillows are subject to availability.
540
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,600
Sure.
541
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,600
And you do not wander into rooms you knock.
542
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,600
Of course.
543
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:29,600
I must importantly, you leave the outdoor and the seat down.
544
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,600
I mean, I'll be able to draw that.
545
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:32,600
Then I hope you can hold it.
546
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,600
He's a sting-shoe.
547
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,600
I think a pancake is appropriate.
548
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:37,600
This is exciting.
549
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,600
I feel-- I feel good about this.
550
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:40,600
Five days, though.
551
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,600
Isn't that good in it close?
552
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:43,600
Whatever.
553
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:44,600
Probably stretch it up.
554
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:48,600
Loose deadline, right?
555
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,600
You can do this.
556
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,600
I'll assign a team once you get the hang of things.
557
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,600
Relief some of your stress.
558
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,600
What kind of like you do not fuck?
559
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,600
[DOOR CLOSES]
560
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:19,600
Is this it?
561
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,600
[DOOR CLOSES]
562
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:37,600
Are you going to say it?
563
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:42,600
You're clearly not a lesbian.
564
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:43,600
What?
565
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:44,600
All right.
566
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,600
We leave for work at seven.
567
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,600
I'll wait you at six.
568
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:49,600
Yeah.
569
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:50,600
It's got that word.
570
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,600
Even outside of work?
571
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,600
There is no outside of work.
572
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,600
[DOOR CLOSES]
573
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:57,600
Shit.
574
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:58,600
Shit.
575
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,600
A major breakfast.
576
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,600
Wow.
577
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,600
I never would have picked you for a woman who would cook for a man.
578
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,600
Why not?
579
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,600
Because of the sexism.
580
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:29,600
You're trying to be sensitive?
581
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:30,600
I have a sense.
582
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,600
So what, according to you, a woman aren't allowed to cook for men?
583
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,600
You know, reversing the gender stereotype doesn't eliminate it.
584
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,600
If you weren't sexy, she wouldn't care a major breakfast.
585
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:39,600
All right.
586
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:40,600
No, no.
587
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:41,600
Okay.
588
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:42,600
I'm sorry.
589
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,600
Thank you.
590
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:45,600
Appreciate it, six.
591
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,600
You like him fluffy?
592
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:49,600
I made him fluffy.
593
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,600
I love fluffy.
594
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:56,600
Eat quickly, leave him 20.
595
00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:01,600
Quicker.
596
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:09,600
In marketing 482, product-related ability, you learn to analyze love, longing and desire,
597
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:13,600
as if it were a tool to sell a product.
598
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:19,600
As far as we know, it's a stimulation of the brain's ventral-tagmental area and codate nucleus.
599
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,600
These areas are also involved in major purchasing decisions.
600
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:28,600
So a lot of research is going into how to trigger them directly with the fragrance, for example.
601
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,600
Or particular sequence of notes.
602
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:40,600
The ultimate goal, of course, is a method of making any given person fall hopelessly in love with any given product.
603
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:45,600
We haven't figured that out yet, but we're getting there.
604
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:50,600
We're getting there.
605
00:26:50,600 --> 00:27:03,600
Signing in the subcontractor.
606
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,600
Today?
607
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,600
Yeah.
608
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:35,600
No, it's not fucking alright.
609
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:40,600
It's not fucking alright at all.
610
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,600
We want 50k on that minimum.
611
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,600
You can't get ugly-looking freeze for under 50k.
612
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,600
I spent hours going through the castle.
613
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,600
Fuck it back.
614
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:55,600
This is my office.
615
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,600
No.
616
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,600
That is your office.
617
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:22,600
Oh, and by the way, if anyone asks you're consulting on an Addie classics campaign.
618
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,600
So you're the new chat?
619
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:26,600
Excuse me?
620
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:31,600
Word of advice?
621
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,600
None.
622
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:56,600
[Music]
623
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,600
Is Kat, don't do that.
624
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,600
Do you feel important, but you look pompous?
625
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,600
That is quite a control complex you've got there.
626
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:06,600
I know that you enjoy psycho analyzing me, but not everything I do reveals my inner-mo-seeker feelings.
627
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,600
Sometimes I'm just trying to prevent you from embarrassing us.
628
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,600
You need a little leadership.
629
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:12,600
Oh.
630
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:13,600
That's leadership.
631
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:16,600
What about your inability to accept anyone else's point of view?
632
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:17,600
Focus.
633
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:18,600
That's focus.
634
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:19,600
Your paranoia?
635
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:20,600
Business, Abby.
636
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,600
Obsessive needs to know everything that's going on.
637
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,600
Organizational skills.
638
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:28,600
Aggressiveness.
639
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:32,600
[Music]
640
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:33,600
Okay.
641
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:37,600
This means we're moving up to three o'clock at two o'clock, but that's fine.
642
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,600
We can move to two o'clock.
643
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,600
That's the old two o'clock, two o'clock.
644
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:46,600
[Music]
645
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:47,600
Mr. B.
646
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:51,600
Mr. Peep.
647
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,600
Mr. Peep.
648
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:55,600
This is Kat.
649
00:29:55,600 --> 00:30:00,600
A contractor I brought in to help with some campaign logistics.
650
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:05,600
Marketing 545, creating and sustaining competitive advantage in the workplace.
651
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:12,600
With rivalry, always comes motivation to succeed.
652
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:18,600
So, what do we have?
653
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,600
Okay.
654
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:26,600
[Music]
655
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:51,600
[Music]
656
00:30:51,600 --> 00:31:01,600
I know that some creative people can find pressure counter-productive, but the more I was
657
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:02,600
Friday.
658
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,600
What happens if I can't think of anything?
659
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:10,600
I mean, can't really brush this sort of thing, you know?
660
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:19,600
I have faith in you.
661
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,600
All right.
662
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:25,600
Okay, well, this needs more work, but tell me what you think.
663
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,600
Okay, so we open on a beach.
664
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,600
All right, for all, continue your son,
665
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,600
Bikini's, then the shot of falls over them.
666
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,600
They turn and there's this gigantic beach ball.
667
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,600
I mean, 100 feet tall, right?
668
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:41,600
And as it rolls towards them, they run and they scream and they...
669
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,600
What?
670
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:44,600
How does that sell the product?
671
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:45,600
It's just cool.
672
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,600
We don't need just cool, Scott.
673
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,600
We need brilliant.
674
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,600
They're gonna fire me, Scott.
675
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:56,600
I canceled the old campaign already.
676
00:31:56,600 --> 00:32:00,600
It's too late to go back.
677
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:07,600
Pete put me in charge of my name, reprocessing procedure, so I just cancelled it.
678
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:11,600
So, unless you come up with something brilliant, by six o'clock tomorrow afternoon,
679
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:15,600
Addie will have no summer campaign for a fuck and will both be fired.
680
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:16,600
Not in a cool way.
681
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,600
Not dramatically.
682
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:22,600
We'll just clean out our desk and go home.
683
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:30,600
You'll catch a bus back to your furniture-free apartment and disappear.
684
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:46,600
[Music]
685
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,600
Business 402.
686
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,600
Valuable relationships and synergies.
687
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:56,600
How to cultivate a valuable partnership than recognize when you're being leveraged unfairly.
688
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,600
[Music]
689
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:03,600
Sketch has happened to be sick that week.
690
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:09,600
[Music]
691
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:13,600
You can come up with the world's greatest ad in the less than 12 hours.
692
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,600
Really, you think so.
693
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,600
Because I gotta say, at this point I think it's more likely that I'm not.
694
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:22,600
It would be irresponsible if me as your manager to put that excess pressure on you.
695
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,600
This is an excess pressure.
696
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:28,600
This feels like excess pressure.
697
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,600
It's simple, scat.
698
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:31,600
Yield results.
699
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:32,600
Keep your chance.
700
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:33,600
Why do you have to go make me breakfast?
701
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:34,600
And then just turn adult.
702
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,600
You don't have to grab a bumble.
703
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:37,600
You never have.
704
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:38,600
I feel you-
705
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:39,600
You're throwing a tantrum.
706
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,600
Well then, you shouldn't have made me breakfast.
707
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:42,600
I'm gonna click on my own execution.
708
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,600
You knew it was impossible, but you still had the nerve.
709
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:46,600
You know what?
710
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:47,600
This isn't even about drama.
711
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,600
This is about basic respect and human decency.
712
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:50,600
And you don't.
713
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:54,600
[Music]
714
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,600
You can do this.
715
00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:00,600
[Music]
716
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:04,600
You can do this.
717
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,600
[Music]
718
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,600
[Music]
719
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,600
[Music]
720
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:18,600
It only takes an 18th of a second for a synapse in your brain to trigger a thought.
721
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:22,600
Or a million dollar idea.
722
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:26,600
[Music]
723
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:32,600
[Music]
724
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:36,600
[Music]
725
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:40,600
[Music]
726
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:44,600
[Music]
727
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:48,600
[Music]
728
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:52,600
[Music]
729
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,600
What do you got?
730
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,600
[Music]
731
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:00,600
Here's how to spot the difference between art and marketing.
732
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:04,600
Marketing starts with an unfilled need in the marketplace and figures out how to plug it.
733
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,600
Art on the other hand starts with the idea.
734
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,600
Figuring how to sell it comes later, if at all.
735
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,600
This way makes better stuff.
736
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,600
A lot of time, there's no market for it.
737
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,600
This way makes more money, but a lot of the time the idea sucks.
738
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,600
Because you can't force ideas to turn up when you need them.
739
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,600
They just do.
740
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,600
Or they don't.
741
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:28,600
I've got nothing.
742
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:32,600
[Music]
743
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,600
What?
744
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:40,600
[Music]
745
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:44,600
[Music]
746
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:48,600
[Music]
747
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:52,600
You just flushed me down before you.
748
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,600
I don't know, maybe we should have gone with that.
749
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:56,600
No, stupid idea, just like our year, there's stupid idea.
750
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,600
Hey, your company made two million dollars for one of those stupid ideas.
751
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:00,600
Because I sold it to you.
752
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,600
You know what?
753
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,600
This is not cool.
754
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:05,600
This is not cool.
755
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:06,600
Fuck!
756
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:07,600
Fuck!
757
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,600
Fuck!
758
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,600
Just gotta cut it out.
759
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:14,600
This is not acceptable for theotamplers, but other places.
760
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:19,600
[Music]
761
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,600
[Music]
762
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:22,600
Ah!
763
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:23,600
Don't do that.
764
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:27,600
I'm not going back to that life where everything was annoying and boring and sucked.
765
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:28,600
I'm not.
766
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:32,600
It's not people actually get killed doing that.
767
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,600
[Music]
768
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:39,600
[Music]
769
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:40,600
Scat.
770
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:41,600
Scat.
771
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:42,600
Scat.
772
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:43,600
Scat.
773
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:44,600
Scat.
774
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:45,600
Scat.
775
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:46,600
Scat.
776
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:47,600
Scat.
777
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:48,600
Scat.
778
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:49,600
Scat.
779
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:50,600
Scat.
780
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:51,600
Scat.
781
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:52,600
Scat.
782
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:53,600
Scat.
783
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:54,600
Scat.
784
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:59,600
[Music]
785
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,600
[Music]
786
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:08,600
Here, 12 Americans lost their lives while trying to steal from vending machines.
787
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:10,600
Wouldn't you die for a fuck?
788
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:11,600
Holy crap.
789
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:14,600
Did they just bite?
790
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,600
They bought it.
791
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,600
What's wrong with you?
792
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:19,600
What?
793
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:20,600
You're excited.
794
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:21,600
No, I'm right.
795
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,600
Guess who are, you're excited.
796
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,600
I'm finding you very attractive for now.
797
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,600
Really?
798
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:36,440
[INAUDIBLE]
799
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:59,280
So?
800
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:00,280
Over it now.
801
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,280
[APPLAUSE]
802
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:16,280
Can I have everyone's attention, please?
803
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:21,380
Thank you.
804
00:38:21,380 --> 00:38:24,520
Mr. Peep would like to congratulate Ms. Six and Mr. Scott
805
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,120
on the new campaign.
806
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,680
This is exactly the type of initiative
807
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,760
that Mr. Peep likes to foster a new product.
808
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:31,440
So well done.
809
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:39,440
By the way, I am Mr. Peep's new personal assistants.
810
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,960
My name is three.
811
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:48,280
That's my image.
812
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,280
Stone my image.
813
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,320
Come on, you're twice the woman she is.
814
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:53,320
That's my image.
815
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:54,400
She's three plus.
816
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,920
Are you talking?
817
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:58,560
Do you know how long it took me to develop that?
818
00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:59,640
Three.
819
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,000
That's not even right.
820
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:01,800
Three.
821
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,200
I was at him and I was supposed to meet.
822
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,120
What's six suppose?
823
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:15,960
Six.
824
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,240
Scott.
825
00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:20,120
Mr. Peep wanted to know that even though what happened yesterday
826
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,920
was an unforgivable and despicable form of sabotage,
827
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,760
there are no hard feelings.
828
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:29,000
Mr. Peep's only concern is the outcome of his company.
829
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,160
And we're going to work really hard to make sure
830
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,960
that this new campaign of yours doesn't turn into a total
831
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,920
disaster that consumes both of your careers.
832
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:37,520
Understand?
833
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:43,480
Interesting look.
834
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,160
Make sure that security doesn't see you up here.
835
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,920
[MUSIC PLAYING]
836
00:39:47,920 --> 00:40:03,920
Fuck.
837
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,640
How was that?
838
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:06,840
Six, check it out.
839
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:10,120
We got the dailies back from the studio.
840
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:11,000
Not bad, Scott.
841
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,200
Is that all I like that?
842
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,000
Not bad at all.
843
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:14,840
I thought you were.
844
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:15,840
Both fucking sex.
845
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:16,560
Sex.
846
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:18,200
I'm not spot.
847
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,360
Seriously, yeah.
848
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,360
OK, just a story about my little teeny.
849
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:22,840
What's that his name?
850
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:23,840
He was a fucking sick.
851
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,840
Let me ask you something.
852
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,720
And I know that this is super personal,
853
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:34,280
but I was just kind of wondering, why do you like six so much?
854
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,880
Is it because you like to push around?
855
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:37,840
No, of course not.
856
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:40,560
Oh, maybe that's part of it.
857
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:42,400
You know it's not real, right?
858
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,160
You know there's not one thing genuine about her.
859
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,920
You know that she's not even a real lesbian, right?
860
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,040
Yeah, of course I know.
861
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:52,240
We could have saved me some embarrassment.
862
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:54,480
Scott, there is nothing real about her.
863
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,480
She's just in it.
864
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:00,720
Why do you check with yourself to her?
865
00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:04,200
I think he'll take care of you.
866
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,000
It's all up.
867
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,880
You don't know six at all.
868
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:32,360
[MUSIC PLAYING]
869
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:32,960
It's cold tonight.
870
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:36,800
[MUSIC PLAYING]
871
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:39,720
So you should sleep with me.
872
00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:43,760
[MUSIC PLAYING]
873
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:48,040
Standard Vegas tortilla's seven minutes long.
874
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:52,760
The woman should remove her top at the four minute mark.
875
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:56,240
At six minutes, she should be naked with the exception
876
00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:58,800
of an optional frog.
877
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,560
Beginner's mistake is to get naked too fast,
878
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,360
thinking that's what the audience is there for.
879
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:09,160
It's not sex.
880
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:12,000
It's biology.
881
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,640
Sex appeal is marketing.
882
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:19,440
It's not the naked body that's exciting.
883
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:23,520
It's a possibility.
884
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,840
[MUSIC PLAYING]
885
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:33,720
That's your side.
886
00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:33,920
Right?
887
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:34,960
You stay on that side.
888
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,400
And this is my side.
889
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,840
There's a little need for overlap.
890
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:45,920
And don't fidget.
891
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:49,080
You have a tendency to fidget some taunts.
892
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:50,720
Don't do that.
893
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:51,520
OK.
894
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:52,800
Skat, that word.
895
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:56,160
[MUSIC PLAYING]
896
00:42:56,160 --> 00:43:16,280
Oh, what was that?
897
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,480
How do you think you're doing?
898
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:18,560
I'm kissing you.
899
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:19,600
You're making a little woman.
900
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,000
You invited me to bed.
901
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,520
Can't ever take me for granted.
902
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:27,440
What am I doing here?
903
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,280
I don't know.
904
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:30,320
What do you care about me?
905
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,520
I don't know.
906
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:32,240
Be honest with me.
907
00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:35,240
Do you care about me?
908
00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:36,840
Look, I'm begging you six.
909
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,200
I'm begging you just to be honest with me.
910
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,640
And give me one clear sign.
911
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:48,760
Look, I like you.
912
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:58,760
I need to know if you feel anything for me.
913
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:00,600
Or if I'm just some naive one that you're
914
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:01,600
using to get what you want.
915
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:12,040
You're more than a naive one.
916
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:17,040
[MUSIC PLAYING]
917
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:26,600
No, I'm doing Boston.
918
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,680
I thought you were doing New York.
919
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,000
No, sneaky Pete is doing New York.
920
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,400
He's doing Letterman.
921
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:34,840
It doesn't even speak.
922
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,200
I guess I'll just do Seattle and come home.
923
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:39,200
[MUSIC PLAYING]
924
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:44,200
[MUSIC PLAYING]
925
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,840
And when are you coming home?
926
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:50,200
Well, I guess in two days.
927
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:52,200
Hurry.
928
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:55,200
[MUSIC PLAYING]
929
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:58,200
[MUSIC PLAYING]
930
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:20,200
Hello?
931
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:25,200
[MUSIC PLAYING]
932
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:26,200
Uh-huh.
933
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:32,200
Yeah.
934
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:36,200
Will you be very good with the statement?
935
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,200
How do you feel about this little state of the state?
936
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,200
What do you want to know about that question?
937
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:41,720
A community is in mourning.
938
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:43,720
And there's talked tonight of an investigation
939
00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:45,600
after a vending machine to do their autopsy.
940
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,600
I remember in the freshman who attended Holly Drive.
941
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:48,600
I was very well thought.
942
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,800
Yeah, I didn't think anything of it until I looked over.
943
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:51,920
They're really too care.
944
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,800
Behind me, you can see an incredible display of cars,
945
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,960
and scammers, Chris E. Bannies, says
946
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:58,960
that about 40 students have taken advantage
947
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,320
of the grief counseling at the school.
948
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,080
Some have even had to go home.
949
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:06,080
[MUSIC PLAYING]
950
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:10,080
[MUSIC PLAYING]
951
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:14,080
[MUSIC PLAYING]
952
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:39,000
You ever stop to think about the people
953
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,000
that we manipulate?
954
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
And they're wanting something so badly.
955
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:49,480
They do anything for a goddamn energy drink.
956
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:50,560
And for what?
957
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:51,060
I mean, why?
958
00:46:51,060 --> 00:46:58,760
Why do you do this?
959
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:02,000
Is there anything genuine about you, about what you do?
960
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:07,360
Do you feel important?
961
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:08,640
Do you feel empowered?
962
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,920
Is that it?
963
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:14,480
What happens when you go home and get in the bed?
964
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:15,520
And realize that you're no one.
965
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:24,080
And you look at me with those stupid, sexy eyes.
966
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,240
Fuck.
967
00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:28,600
And I just want to know you.
968
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,960
It's things I just want to know you.
969
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:32,400
That's all I've ever wanted.
970
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,400
It's to know you.
971
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:36,400
[MUSIC PLAYING]
972
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,400
[MUSIC PLAYING]
973
00:47:38,400 --> 00:48:01,800
You could say that Parker Mean was typical.
974
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:04,680
He played basketball.
975
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:07,200
He got passing grades.
976
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:12,120
He hoped one day to become an architect like his father.
977
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:15,680
But that dream is gone.
978
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:17,360
It's snuffed out.
979
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:21,400
Because like so many typical teenagers, Parker decided
980
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:26,520
to try something that he saw on TV.
981
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:29,840
I'm telling a vision, a falling adi machine.
982
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:30,920
Doesn't seem like it would hurt it.
983
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:32,200
In fact, it seems almost funny.
984
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:38,440
But Parker tragically discovered that life is not always
985
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:40,440
like it is on TV.
986
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:45,840
Would anyone care to share a few words?
987
00:48:45,840 --> 00:49:00,840
I would.
988
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:01,440
Yes, please.
989
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:02,440
Come on.
990
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:03,440
It's coming.
991
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:04,440
It's coming.
992
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:05,440
It's getting--
993
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:06,440
It's getting--
994
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:08,440
[MUSIC PLAYING]
995
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:17,080
I used to think that it didn't matter.
996
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:23,360
I was so lost with what we could do that I never
997
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:26,080
considered whether we should.
998
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:29,800
It's a great power that we wield.
999
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,000
It's a great and terrible power.
1000
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:36,880
Maybe we've forgotten that one basic truth.
1001
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:46,760
The power requires responsibility.
1002
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,800
I don't know.
1003
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,680
Maybe a marker is of a lost our way.
1004
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:53,680
You know, I'm--
1005
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:54,680
It's good.
1006
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:55,680
Look at how you do it.
1007
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:56,520
Come on.
1008
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:57,520
What?
1009
00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:00,360
All these people will be awfully attractive to you.
1010
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,440
I saw the blondies in my ear at that.
1011
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:03,760
And I'm pretty sure that Bernad and the end
1012
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,960
right there was in the adios of a campaign.
1013
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:08,280
Scanspin were actors.
1014
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:14,280
Come on.
1015
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,240
That brick is everything all right.
1016
00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:21,960
Parker, me and--
1017
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:23,920
is not dead.
1018
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:25,280
Son, no, no, no.
1019
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:26,120
Get up.
1020
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,680
It's time to start getting it.
1021
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:29,520
It's bank.
1022
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:30,320
It's marketing.
1023
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:38,760
Aha!
1024
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:39,840
You see?
1025
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:41,400
Do you see?
1026
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:42,360
I told you.
1027
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:43,360
Shit.
1028
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:44,880
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1029
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:45,880
You see.
1030
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:46,880
I didn't remember.
1031
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:50,280
Occasionally, just occasionally, your company
1032
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:52,720
will be caught in a lie.
1033
00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:53,880
It's not good.
1034
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:59,360
If possible, immediately fire somebody expendable and publicly
1035
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:02,200
apologize.
1036
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:05,400
If not, you got to stick to the lie.
1037
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:08,600
Remember, perception is reality.
1038
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:10,360
Yes, that looked bad.
1039
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:16,120
Look, man.
1040
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:19,600
We've spent $400 million on our image this year.
1041
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:23,120
And your boy goes on television, tips over a coffin, pulls
1042
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,200
out of mannequin and shakes it.
1043
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:28,800
Yes, we know that this is a PR disaster.
1044
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,360
And we know we need a scapegoat, but let's
1045
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:33,600
be very clear as to who that scapegoat should be.
1046
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:34,920
This whole debacle is deliberately
1047
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,400
arranged by sneaky Pete.
1048
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,080
Let's not go accusing people without evidence.
1049
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,280
OK, we have absolutely no proof.
1050
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:49,200
Gentlemen, I am confident that an event this expensive
1051
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:50,840
can be traced to is expensive count.
1052
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:52,400
Well, I don't know enough about marketing
1053
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:54,480
to speculate on Mr. Pete's motives.
1054
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:57,440
But if it's true, then I would feel fairly confident
1055
00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:59,040
that it was part of strummed the situation.
1056
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:00,040
No, I'm clear.
1057
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,040
That it was part of the situation.
1058
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:01,880
It's very clear.
1059
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:03,360
That it was part of the situation.
1060
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:07,440
And then this episode was underhanded a temp by sneaky Pete
1061
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:10,200
to discredit a colleague and the Addison will not tolerate
1062
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:14,280
such behavior and that he has been fired.
1063
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:16,520
I mean, how else would we explain it?
1064
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:20,080
Say that Scott went temporarily and saying.
1065
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:21,960
OK, the real question here is, who
1066
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:24,120
would you rather have running your marketing department?
1067
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:26,200
Someone with integrity or someone who
1068
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:30,640
will do anything to get to the top no matter what the cost?
1069
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:32,720
Which, Scott, will also do.
1070
00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:33,480
But with integrity.
1071
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:35,320
Scott is very new here.
1072
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:36,000
I am not.
1073
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:39,000
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1074
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:56,000
You had to open the coffin.
1075
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,400
Hope you and Pete live happily ever after.
1076
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:01,200
You have no idea what you're talking about.
1077
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:06,520
I guess I am not naive more on, huh?
1078
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:12,440
Thanks for your loyalty, 6.
1079
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:13,120
I appreciate it.
1080
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:17,840
No idea what you're talking about.
1081
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:30,680
This is your last year's press 1-3-1st-new message.
1082
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:35,560
We need to pay $2.50 per hour.
1083
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:36,760
6.
1084
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:39,360
It really is so clever.
1085
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:39,600
6.
1086
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:39,800
6.
1087
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:40,600
6.
1088
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:43,040
Look, I just have one question for you.
1089
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:45,400
Do you do making breakfast, Tom?
1090
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:46,600
And you guys a team now?
1091
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,160
You and Pete, screw you.
1092
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:49,800
I miss you.
1093
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:56,520
Come on, Rick's over.
1094
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,200
You're far beneath your health.
1095
00:53:58,200 --> 00:53:59,200
We're only five to seven.
1096
00:53:59,200 --> 00:53:59,720
We're in the touch.
1097
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:00,720
We need to sit.
1098
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:04,160
We're on your right.
1099
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:07,520
We've got the weeping clown of the meatpacking district.
1100
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:08,080
The old--
1101
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:08,920
All the woe.
1102
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:12,920
What's yours used to come out here and weep for the slaughter
1103
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:13,880
of their killing?
1104
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:19,520
Two hours here, four weeks.
1105
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:20,040
Heads up.
1106
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:22,040
It's for just the issue.
1107
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:22,880
I don't know why.
1108
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:23,880
It goes on, man.
1109
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:27,840
I'm just a magnet for a young young women.
1110
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:31,200
Exactly how young.
1111
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:32,200
Thanks.
1112
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:45,760
I will not get drawn into this review again.
1113
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:46,400
It is fuck.
1114
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:46,880
It's about now.
1115
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:47,360
It's fuck.
1116
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:49,120
It's about now.
1117
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:50,480
That's where everybody's calling it.
1118
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:51,440
It's not going to do a fool.
1119
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:52,720
It's not Swedish.
1120
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:53,360
Not fool.
1121
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:54,560
It's fuck.
1122
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:55,560
Fuck.
1123
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,800
He looked taller on TV.
1124
00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:58,920
I always do.
1125
00:54:58,920 --> 00:54:59,920
What's with the rickshaw?
1126
00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:00,720
What?
1127
00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:03,400
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
1128
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:06,960
Hi, when he's cross promotion, rickshaw.
1129
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:08,080
The petticap?
1130
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:09,240
Yeah.
1131
00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:10,600
Wickshaw.
1132
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:12,680
Research, right?
1133
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:14,440
For a new campaign?
1134
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:15,240
Who are you?
1135
00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:18,160
We are not a liberty to reveal our employer, Mr. Scott.
1136
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:22,040
But we can say they turned over $18.4 billion
1137
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:23,480
last year.
1138
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:26,480
Zefko.
1139
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:27,840
It's too specific.
1140
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:45,840
Guys, Mr. Scott, we just want to talk.
1141
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:46,480
Just talk.
1142
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:57,480
It's not bad.
1143
00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:59,480
It's not bad.
1144
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:00,480
I guess no.
1145
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:01,480
I can't say no.
1146
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:05,480
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1147
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:09,480
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1148
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:13,480
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1149
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:17,480
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1150
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:21,480
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1151
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:25,480
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1152
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:27,480
No.
1153
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:29,480
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1154
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:33,480
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1155
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:37,480
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1156
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:05,480
Research.
1157
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:09,480
Let's talk straight.
1158
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:11,480
Zefko doesn't know what you were doing with that funeral
1159
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:13,480
stunt, but whatever it was.
1160
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:15,480
It was brilliant because everyone's talking about it.
1161
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:16,480
Here's the thing.
1162
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:18,480
You know, we have great marketing already.
1163
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:21,080
You know, all these competitions and giveaways.
1164
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,080
You know, we have excellent execution.
1165
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:24,080
I know.
1166
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:25,680
Yes.
1167
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:27,880
Look, we need to beat adding.
1168
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:32,280
And we were doing just fine until guess who comes along?
1169
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:33,680
Sneaky Pete.
1170
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:35,280
The inventor of fuck.
1171
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:36,280
Fuck.
1172
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:36,680
Fuck.
1173
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:37,480
You know about fuck.
1174
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:38,480
Yeah.
1175
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:39,360
Yeah, no, about fuck.
1176
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:41,280
The drink is genius.
1177
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:43,600
Naturally, we immediately tried to poach, Mr. Pete.
1178
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:46,840
But since he turned us down, here we are.
1179
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:50,960
We feel you have the potential to be the next Sneaky Pete.
1180
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:56,360
Now we know you worked with him on the dive for a fuck campaign.
1181
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:58,200
You were a fuck.
1182
00:57:58,200 --> 00:57:59,560
You were clearly a fuck.
1183
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:02,360
You were clearly a team at the funeral.
1184
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:03,160
Right?
1185
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:05,960
And now there's so, you know, gorilla.
1186
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:10,080
Mark, you know, with the rickshaw as a genius genius.
1187
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:11,080
Genius.
1188
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:16,560
It speaks volumes to us that Mr. Pete, trust you as much as he does.
1189
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:18,160
Volumes.
1190
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:26,520
And we have been empowered by the CEO to hire you right now.
1191
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:27,680
OK, look.
1192
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:28,960
We get it.
1193
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:29,960
You're happy at it.
1194
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:30,960
I'm not happy at it.
1195
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:31,960
I'm not even happy.
1196
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:32,960
I'm not even happy.
1197
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:34,960
I'm not even happy.
1198
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:39,360
We're hoping that our ridiculous salary package might change your mind.
1199
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:40,360
Exactly how it occurs.
1200
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:47,560
I think it's a very ridiculous.
1201
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:49,360
[LAUGHTER]
1202
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:50,360
Proportracy.
1203
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,360
[LAUGHTER]
1204
00:58:53,360 --> 00:59:02,360
It's a great opportunity.
1205
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:03,360
Yeah.
1206
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:07,360
It's a lot of money.
1207
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:14,360
What was your real name?
1208
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:15,360
Six.
1209
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:17,360
Ugh.
1210
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:26,360
We have 62 direct line employees, water, sparkling.
1211
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:28,360
Not including the call center.
1212
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:29,360
Scat.
1213
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:30,360
Six.
1214
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:31,360
Charles.
1215
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:32,360
Bucky.
1216
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:35,360
Your personal bathroom is right through there.
1217
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:36,360
What is this?
1218
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:38,360
We need to get this.
1219
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:39,360
No, no, no.
1220
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:41,360
This is not the main.
1221
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:42,360
I thought we'd probably have that.
1222
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:43,360
Excuse me.
1223
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:46,360
Your remaining budget is $200 million.
1224
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:52,360
Your office.
1225
00:59:52,360 --> 01:00:08,360
What do you think?
1226
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:09,360
It'll do.
1227
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:11,360
I appreciate you're coming on so quickly.
1228
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:12,360
We need you.
1229
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:14,360
Of course, we're happy to be here.
1230
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:16,360
You don't understand.
1231
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:17,360
You gotta help me.
1232
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:19,360
I have stock options.
1233
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,360
We're very committed to making this work.
1234
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:22,360
Let me ask you something.
1235
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:23,360
How do you feel about attack marketing?
1236
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:25,360
I know there's some potential for backlash,
1237
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:27,360
but in a basic duopoly like this, diluting their USB
1238
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:29,360
could be nothing but beneficial for us.
1239
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:31,360
I don't know what the hell you just said.
1240
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:33,360
Just sell product.
1241
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:34,360
Absolutely.
1242
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:35,360
Can't do, sir.
1243
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:36,360
Good.
1244
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:39,360
You're exactly the same.
1245
01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:40,360
I'm sorry.
1246
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:42,360
Did I allude to being someone I'm not?
1247
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:43,360
I'm trying to be ironic.
1248
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:44,360
No.
1249
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:46,360
Anyone who works, you lose their soul.
1250
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:47,360
Sorry to hear.
1251
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:48,360
Did I last my soul?
1252
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:50,360
No, you don't want to work, Skat.
1253
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:52,360
Stop it, Mr. Monica.
1254
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:53,360
Oh, God.
1255
01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:56,360
You couldn't figure out how to fuck me.
1256
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:57,360
So, you're not going to be a good guy.
1257
01:00:57,360 --> 01:00:59,360
You're not going to be a good guy.
1258
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:00,360
You're not going to be a good guy.
1259
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:02,360
You're not going to be a good guy.
1260
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:03,360
You're not going to be a good guy.
1261
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:04,360
You're not going to be a good guy.
1262
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:05,360
You're not going to be a good guy.
1263
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:06,360
You're not going to be a good guy.
1264
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:07,360
You're not going to be a good guy.
1265
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:08,360
You're not going to be a good guy.
1266
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:09,360
You're not going to be a good guy.
1267
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:10,360
You're not going to be a good guy.
1268
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:11,360
You're not going to be a good guy.
1269
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:12,360
You're not going to be a good guy.
1270
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:13,360
You're not going to be a good guy.
1271
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:14,360
You're not going to be a good guy.
1272
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:15,360
You're not going to be a good guy.
1273
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:16,360
You're not going to be a good guy.
1274
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:17,360
You're not going to be a good guy.
1275
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:18,360
You're not going to be a good guy.
1276
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:19,360
You're not going to be a good guy.
1277
01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:20,360
You're not going to be a good guy.
1278
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:21,360
You're not going to be a good guy.
1279
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:22,360
You're not going to be a good guy.
1280
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:25,360
If that were the case, I could have settled for a whole lot less.
1281
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:29,360
And don't tell me that I just want you because I can't have you because that's...
1282
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:30,360
That's...
1283
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:36,360
Call the SMT.
1284
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:41,360
Now.
1285
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:46,160
The SMT stands for Senior Management Team, an acronym that's scat picked up in business
1286
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:49,360
185, understanding the corporate structure.
1287
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:56,360
Average cock.
1288
01:01:56,360 --> 01:02:03,360
No.
1289
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:07,360
Isn't that basically a fuck?
1290
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:12,360
Who wants to drink a fuck when you can down a cock?
1291
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:13,360
Cock.
1292
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:15,360
It's like fuck for sisies.
1293
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:17,360
It's a fuck.
1294
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:22,360
The important word here isn't cock.
1295
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:24,360
Average.
1296
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:26,360
Here's how it works.
1297
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:30,360
The less religious you are, the more likely it is your interest in celebrities.
1298
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:33,360
You know, that old question, if you could have dinner with any five people living or dead,
1299
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:35,360
who would you choose?
1300
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:38,360
No, we're never picked up friends.
1301
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:41,360
We're not going to sell this product to your friends.
1302
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:42,360
Not yet, anyway.
1303
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:44,360
Now, Zeph is way too mainstream for this.
1304
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:46,360
So we set up a small subsidiary.
1305
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:47,360
It looks independent.
1306
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:49,360
We call it Z-tube.
1307
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:54,360
Now, Z-tube releases the average cock with absolutely no above the line, but a ton of astrophhing,
1308
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:59,360
word of mouth, seeding, black lemings, the works.
1309
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:03,360
Once sales are solid, we send a creative product to the 100 hottest people in the country.
1310
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:04,360
But not average cock.
1311
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:08,360
We tell them, for you, we got the real thing.
1312
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:13,360
Personalize can with their name and their number on the back.
1313
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:14,360
Now they're intrigued.
1314
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:18,360
They see our invitation to send one of their people to a close meeting at a Z-2 warehouse.
1315
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:20,360
And there, we explain how it works.
1316
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:35,360
Ladies and gentlemen, there are 100 numbered cans, each linked to a specific celebrity.
1317
01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:38,360
For example, the Hilton 88's.
1318
01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:44,360
Miss Hilton is currently in possession of the only 88's in the world outside of this company,
1319
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:50,360
and we will not sell any 88's to anyone unless they bring in an unopened 88.
1320
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:54,360
That's a sign that Miss Hilton considers them worthy enough to be seen with her product.
1321
01:03:54,360 --> 01:04:00,360
That person may then purchase as many 88's as they'd like, but no other number.
1322
01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:02,360
Here's the catch.
1323
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:07,360
If someone brings us an 88, and we don't feel that they're cock material.
1324
01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:12,360
Or, if our people see someone in public with an 88, we don't feel as worthy of cock.
1325
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:15,360
We will terminate the 88's.
1326
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:16,360
No exceptions.
1327
01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:18,360
No appeals.
1328
01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:20,360
This product is image in a can.
1329
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:22,360
We take image.
1330
01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:23,360
Very seriously.
1331
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:28,360
We take it as seriously as you take the clients that you represent.
1332
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:31,360
That's it, people.
1333
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:34,360
Those of you who brought cans can begin.
1334
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:43,360
As soon as work gets out about this, sales of average cock will free fall.
1335
01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:44,360
Sure.
1336
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:46,360
But demand for celebrity cock will soar.
1337
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:50,360
Driven by the implicit endorsement of the world's top celebrities.
1338
01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:52,360
Now they won't be able to buy it, but they'll be desperate for it.
1339
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:55,360
And the real beauty of all of this is what they want to buy.
1340
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:57,360
It isn't the drink.
1341
01:04:57,360 --> 01:04:58,360
It's the marketing.
1342
01:04:58,360 --> 01:04:59,360
I mean, the image.
1343
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:00,360
Something that didn't exist.
1344
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:01,360
Let me just real permanent.
1345
01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:03,360
What does this product taste like?
1346
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:04,360
I'm sorry, what did you say?
1347
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:05,360
Taste?
1348
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:06,360
Don't you think that's important?
1349
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:07,360
No, no, I don't.
1350
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:10,360
Look, this product could be sneakers or t-shirts or glow in the dark headbands.
1351
01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:11,360
It's not about the fluid man.
1352
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:12,360
It's about the image.
1353
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:14,360
70% of what we perceive this taste as psychological.
1354
01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:17,360
As long as it's being taste better than urine, people are literally going to convince themselves
1355
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:18,360
that they like it.
1356
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:20,360
Actually, people can believe they like the taste of urine.
1357
01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:21,360
Really?
1358
01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:22,360
We tested it once.
1359
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:23,360
Sports drink?
1360
01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:24,360
We tested it once.
1361
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:25,360
We didn't sell it.
1362
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:27,360
Look, I can't explain it any clearer than this.
1363
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:29,360
The success of this product.
1364
01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:30,360
Stop it.
1365
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:32,360
The success of this product depends on people being shallow.
1366
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:36,360
Superficial, self-obsessed, greedy, and desperate for attention.
1367
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:39,360
This is the American Dream and a fucking can.
1368
01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:46,360
I'm not sure if it's a good idea.
1369
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:53,360
I'm not sure if it's a good idea.
1370
01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:56,360
I'm not sure if it's a good idea.
1371
01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:59,360
I'm not sure if it's a good idea.
1372
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:02,360
I'm not sure if it's a good idea.
1373
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:05,360
I'm not sure if it's a good idea.
1374
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:08,360
I'm not sure if it's a good idea.
1375
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:10,360
A 34 just showed up on eBay.
1376
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:13,360
Find robbers for me and tell them I need to mark up on Red Bull and Vancouver.
1377
01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:14,360
Want to answer that?
1378
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:15,360
What's a 34?
1379
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:16,360
The crew's?
1380
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:17,360
The Jolie.
1381
01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:18,360
Her visit $3,000.
1382
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:19,360
Do not answer the phone like that again.
1383
01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:20,360
I saw you.
1384
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:21,360
Don't look me like that.
1385
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:23,360
I have miss Barrymore's people on the line.
1386
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:27,360
They're threatening to shoot because of the time that people started handing them out of concerts.
1387
01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:28,360
I saw that guy.
1388
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:29,360
We had no choice.
1389
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:30,360
Mr. Scat.
1390
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:31,360
Busy, very busy.
1391
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:32,360
Is it?
1392
01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:33,360
I like that.
1393
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:34,360
There's just one thing.
1394
01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:35,360
What's that?
1395
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:36,360
You're not selling very much a product.
1396
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:38,360
If you're using it to sell it.
1397
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:39,360
Correct.
1398
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:40,360
That's why I think you want to buy it.
1399
01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:41,360
People might stock options.
1400
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:45,360
Sir, do you realize what would happen if you were in these cops in the general public now?
1401
01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:46,360
Sure.
1402
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:47,360
It's also massive.
1403
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:50,360
But all those celebrities basically built our brand.
1404
01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:51,360
They'd be humiliated.
1405
01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:53,360
Maybe they got saved the world.
1406
01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:56,360
Hey, we just fucked over the world's top celebrities.
1407
01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:59,360
You're a genius.
1408
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:02,360
Thank you, sir.
1409
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:05,360
Rumor has it, their grooming him to be the next week.
1410
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:09,360
Don't you have somewhere to be?
1411
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:19,360
What?
1412
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:23,360
Do you want to...
1413
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:26,360
Do you love all of this?
1414
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:30,360
That's sort of stupid questioners that.
1415
01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:34,360
Do you?
1416
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:37,360
Think I'm... I'm like that.
1417
01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:42,360
My kid is still believed in Santa Claus until some asshole kid told me that it didn't exist.
1418
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:44,360
I'm not asshole kid, huh?
1419
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:46,360
I've heard it still out.
1420
01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:50,360
What sort of profound nonsense is that?
1421
01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:52,360
Oh, we're about to go public up.
1422
01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:54,360
We're like...
1423
01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:57,360
No!
1424
01:07:57,360 --> 01:08:16,360
Mr. Scott?
1425
01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:18,360
Mr. Scott, my name is Kit.
1426
01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:21,360
I don't know if you've ever considered taking on a protege,
1427
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:25,360
but I would be honored to follow you around and watch everything you do.
1428
01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:29,360
I have requests for interviews from print and TV and radio,
1429
01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:32,360
and also I know you're really busy right now, but if you ever get lonely,
1430
01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:34,360
or you just want to talk.
1431
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,360
Okay, okay, okay.
1432
01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:40,360
In business 763, entrepreneurial solutions for market failure,
1433
01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:43,360
you learn that once you make it to the top,
1434
01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:46,360
and any crisis that may arise, it then becomes your job
1435
01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:50,360
to reset perception through corporate restructuring.
1436
01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:57,360
You know, a young kid committed suicide today in St. Louis,
1437
01:08:57,360 --> 01:09:03,360
let a suicide note on the back of a hand-drawn picture of a cock can
1438
01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:07,360
with the number 17 in his name.
1439
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:17,360
The CNN is going live at 8 p.m. with the number 17 being Damien White's lucky number.
1440
01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:21,360
It's obviously uncorroborated.
1441
01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:24,360
Okay, yeah, the note says, I don't want to know what the note says.
1442
01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:30,360
No, I got it. I just wish I could have been cooler.
1443
01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:34,360
It's Pete, the eyes are all lower-case.
1444
01:09:34,360 --> 01:09:39,360
Now that, see, that's the sign of a depressing and a close-to-date.
1445
01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:42,360
Somebody that has a low opinion, don't call 6.
1446
01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:44,360
Don't call 6. The kid's dead-scat.
1447
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:48,360
We had our research department fact check.
1448
01:09:48,360 --> 01:09:52,360
Okay, the mother's already hired a lawyer.
1449
01:09:52,360 --> 01:10:05,360
We need you to go live with this before the 8 o'clock news.
1450
01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:11,360
Okay, we've arranged to pre-tape CNBC interview.
1451
01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:18,360
You'll need to spin this.
1452
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:20,360
You want me to spin this?
1453
01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:22,360
That's what we paid for.
1454
01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:27,360
I just want to come up with an angle on this together.
1455
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:33,360
You want me to fire some?
1456
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:36,360
Yeah.
1457
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:37,360
Who am I going to fire?
1458
01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:38,360
David?
1459
01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:40,360
It was my idea, it was my constant.
1460
01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:41,360
Yeah, it was great concept.
1461
01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:50,360
Great concept. That's not the issue.
1462
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:56,360
We're 6.
1463
01:10:56,360 --> 01:11:00,360
Personally, I never had a connection.
1464
01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,360
It was a nice synergy.
1465
01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:04,360
I tried.
1466
01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:08,360
I think that'll be a nice synergy.
1467
01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:10,360
6.
1468
01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:12,360
Look, call me back, okay?
1469
01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:16,360
Don't go back to the office, just calling back and I'll come meet you wherever.
1470
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:21,360
Yes, you'd be working directly underneath.
1471
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:24,360
You would have quite a bit creative for you.
1472
01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:27,360
Just, I'm very excited about this opportunity.
1473
01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:30,360
What do you think that you can bring into the next campaign?
1474
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:31,360
Hey, Jen.
1475
01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:32,360
Hey, it's Scott.
1476
01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:33,360
Where are you?
1477
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:34,360
Hey, look, we're 6, Jen.
1478
01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:36,360
Where was where was it to adopt?
1479
01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:39,360
She's interviewing a new creative at the levelage.
1480
01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:44,360
So much thing, I think.
1481
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:49,360
Thank you.
1482
01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:53,360
Thank you for lunch.
1483
01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:59,360
Are you fucking kidding me?
1484
01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:00,360
This is good.
1485
01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:03,360
I've heard so much about you.
1486
01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:05,360
You ignore my calls for this?
1487
01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:07,360
It's not what you think, Scott.
1488
01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:09,360
Of course, it's not what I think.
1489
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:10,360
It's you.
1490
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:12,360
You're never what I think.
1491
01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:13,360
What do you care?
1492
01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:14,360
What do I care?
1493
01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:17,360
Yeah, what the hell do you care?
1494
01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:26,360
They're grooming you for VP.
1495
01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:29,860
You've got some great ideas and I look forward to seeing how we can incorporate them
1496
01:12:29,860 --> 01:12:34,360
into Zepko's campaign for true problems.
1497
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:43,360
She always starts with those fucking ideas.
1498
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:48,360
Oh, my God.
1499
01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:49,360
Welcome to Zepko.
1500
01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:50,360
Thank you.
1501
01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:51,360
Thank you.
1502
01:12:51,360 --> 01:13:01,360
[MUSIC]
1503
01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:10,360
We're walking through the city.
1504
01:13:10,360 --> 01:13:11,360
You're right in the morning.
1505
01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:12,360
Yep.
1506
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:15,360
[MUSIC]
1507
01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:17,360
You're losing sad working in these pictures.
1508
01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:20,360
But any of why it took me young teenager age 16.
1509
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:22,360
Has committed suicide.
1510
01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:26,860
You left behind a suicide note that reads, "I love everybody.
1511
01:13:26,860 --> 01:13:30,360
I just wish I could have been cooler on the back.
1512
01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:31,360
A hand drawn."
1513
01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:36,360
[MUSIC]
1514
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:37,860
How much have I even did?
1515
01:13:37,860 --> 01:13:38,860
Ten at six.
1516
01:13:38,860 --> 01:13:40,860
Leave himself cool enough to buy a cup.
1517
01:13:40,860 --> 01:13:41,860
The ultra-release celebrity.
1518
01:13:41,860 --> 01:13:45,360
James, so lonely 200 celebrities up until yesterday.
1519
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:47,360
I'm going to release to the general public.
1520
01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:51,860
[MUSIC]
1521
01:13:51,860 --> 01:13:54,860
Celebrity 77 tweeted in their support for dating throughout the days.
1522
01:13:54,860 --> 01:13:57,360
We did it as just as long as you're long as I'm hard.
1523
01:13:57,360 --> 01:13:59,860
Just we have some sad breathing side.
1524
01:13:59,860 --> 01:14:04,360
A deady and white from a young teenager age 16 has committed suicide.
1525
01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:12,860
[MUSIC]
1526
01:14:12,860 --> 01:14:14,860
Hello, hello.
1527
01:14:14,860 --> 01:14:22,360
[MUSIC]
1528
01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:23,860
What are you doing here?
1529
01:14:23,860 --> 01:14:25,860
Look, I need a place to stay.
1530
01:14:25,860 --> 01:14:27,860
That three man.
1531
01:14:27,860 --> 01:14:29,860
She took my job at Addy.
1532
01:14:29,860 --> 01:14:31,860
You didn't do that, right?
1533
01:14:31,860 --> 01:14:34,360
[MUSIC]
1534
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:35,360
No, I didn't.
1535
01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:35,860
Yeah?
1536
01:14:35,860 --> 01:14:38,360
Well, they had to fire someone for letting you and six go.
1537
01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:42,860
[MUSIC]
1538
01:14:42,860 --> 01:14:45,860
Hey, I'm sorry about it.
1539
01:14:45,860 --> 01:14:48,860
All right, just just just.
1540
01:14:48,860 --> 01:14:51,860
Yeah.
1541
01:14:51,860 --> 01:14:55,860
I'm thinking of changing my image.
1542
01:14:55,860 --> 01:14:58,860
Really?
1543
01:14:58,860 --> 01:15:01,860
I like the whole silent thing.
1544
01:15:01,860 --> 01:15:03,860
Yeah, but it's kind of limiting.
1545
01:15:03,860 --> 01:15:07,860
I mean, there's only so far you can go with that.
1546
01:15:07,860 --> 01:15:10,860
You know, you were really good at our channel.
1547
01:15:10,860 --> 01:15:11,860
Yeah?
1548
01:15:11,860 --> 01:15:14,860
Yeah, especially after you got me fired.
1549
01:15:14,860 --> 01:15:16,860
Just a few minutes.
1550
01:15:16,860 --> 01:15:18,860
Thanks.
1551
01:15:18,860 --> 01:15:22,860
[MUSIC]
1552
01:15:22,860 --> 01:15:25,860
I'm in love with the girl.
1553
01:15:25,860 --> 01:15:27,860
I don't even know who we're real now.
1554
01:15:27,860 --> 01:15:31,860
[MUSIC]
1555
01:15:31,860 --> 01:15:35,860
You, my friend, are in love with an image.
1556
01:15:35,860 --> 01:15:36,860
Is that bad?
1557
01:15:36,860 --> 01:15:41,860
Huh?
1558
01:15:41,860 --> 01:15:44,860
[MUSIC]
1559
01:15:44,860 --> 01:15:46,860
Six quid.
1560
01:15:46,860 --> 01:15:49,860
She quit.
1561
01:15:49,860 --> 01:15:51,860
Because of you.
1562
01:15:51,860 --> 01:15:56,860
[MUSIC]
1563
01:15:56,860 --> 01:15:57,860
Well, none, the by the product.
1564
01:15:57,860 --> 01:15:58,860
How do they recover John?
1565
01:15:58,860 --> 01:16:03,860
How does Zepko turn this around and use it to their advantage?
1566
01:16:03,860 --> 01:16:04,860
Well, they don't.
1567
01:16:04,860 --> 01:16:08,860
Right now, Zepko should be entirely on the defense in the young child.
1568
01:16:08,860 --> 01:16:12,860
It's committed suicide because this company refused to sell them to drugs.
1569
01:16:12,860 --> 01:16:15,860
This is a prime example of COVID bullying as far as I can say.
1570
01:16:15,860 --> 01:16:17,860
Corporate bullying, that's a term I've never heard of.
1571
01:16:17,860 --> 01:16:18,860
That's right.
1572
01:16:18,860 --> 01:16:21,860
Well, that's because companies usually don't refuse to sell people.
1573
01:16:21,860 --> 01:16:22,860
Yeah, actually, it kills themselves?
1574
01:16:22,860 --> 01:16:25,860
Now, the irony in all this is that C2 was released to the public.
1575
01:16:25,860 --> 01:16:26,860
Yeah.
1576
01:16:26,860 --> 01:16:27,860
It's the potential for the family.
1577
01:16:27,860 --> 01:16:29,860
Yeah, the family already lowered up.
1578
01:16:29,860 --> 01:16:33,860
What usually happens in circumstances like this is if Zepko would identify a bull guy.
1579
01:16:33,860 --> 01:16:36,860
Someone in the marketing department to eliminate the public.
1580
01:16:36,860 --> 01:16:38,860
It's just an intern, Scott.
1581
01:16:38,860 --> 01:16:41,860
They're grooming you for VP.
1582
01:16:41,860 --> 01:16:46,860
I feel like I'm losing you.
1583
01:16:46,860 --> 01:16:50,860
James, he won't take any of my calls.
1584
01:16:50,860 --> 01:17:10,860
You're supposed to let me go.
1585
01:17:10,860 --> 01:17:15,860
That's where you came here, right?
1586
01:17:15,860 --> 01:17:41,860
I know it was a ballerina.
1587
01:17:41,860 --> 01:18:04,860
I had dreams like the time we sell to people.
1588
01:18:04,860 --> 01:18:18,860
I was going to go to the 11-hymear academy.
1589
01:18:18,860 --> 01:18:26,860
Travel around Europe.
1590
01:18:26,860 --> 01:18:33,860
Wasn't just a goal, Scott.
1591
01:18:33,860 --> 01:18:40,860
Absolutely.
1592
01:18:40,860 --> 01:18:45,860
And then I went to here.
1593
01:18:45,860 --> 01:18:48,860
And I went to London.
1594
01:18:48,860 --> 01:18:51,860
I did my audition.
1595
01:18:51,860 --> 01:18:59,860
And they told me I was missing a muscle in my calf.
1596
01:18:59,860 --> 01:19:03,860
I couldn't even do that, Mark.
1597
01:19:03,860 --> 01:19:11,860
I was missing a muscle in my leg and there was nothing I can do about it.
1598
01:19:11,860 --> 01:19:18,860
Ever.
1599
01:19:18,860 --> 01:19:22,860
I decided then.
1600
01:19:22,860 --> 01:19:29,860
I didn't know I was able to tell me what I couldn't do again.
1601
01:19:29,860 --> 01:19:38,860
Ever.
1602
01:19:38,860 --> 01:19:47,860
And now I'm here.
1603
01:19:47,860 --> 01:19:54,860
I'm going to find me.
1604
01:19:54,860 --> 01:20:01,860
Are I several?
1605
01:20:01,860 --> 01:20:04,860
What?
1606
01:20:04,860 --> 01:20:13,860
Do you know how hard it is for me to tell you the truth?
1607
01:20:13,860 --> 01:20:20,860
I wanted to be a ballerina.
1608
01:20:20,860 --> 01:20:27,860
I wanted to be.
1609
01:20:27,860 --> 01:20:32,860
Right.
1610
01:20:32,860 --> 01:20:39,860
Okay.
1611
01:20:39,860 --> 01:20:46,860
I wanted to be a ballerina.
1612
01:20:46,860 --> 01:20:53,860
I wanted to be a ballerina.
1613
01:20:53,860 --> 01:20:58,860
I wanted to be a ballerina.
1614
01:20:58,860 --> 01:21:05,860
I wanted to be a ballerina.
1615
01:21:05,860 --> 01:21:11,860
Yes.
1616
01:21:11,860 --> 01:21:16,860
Look, as far as I'm concerned, this is one of the most successful act campaigns of all time.
1617
01:21:16,860 --> 01:21:19,860
Certainly go down in history as one of the most daring.
1618
01:21:19,860 --> 01:21:23,860
I know who Damian White is or who he was.
1619
01:21:23,860 --> 01:21:28,860
Because I fell in love with the dream too.
1620
01:21:28,860 --> 01:21:35,860
But I don't want to spend the rest of my life chasing after an enigma.
1621
01:21:35,860 --> 01:21:42,860
And neither did Damian.
1622
01:21:42,860 --> 01:21:47,860
Look, I don't think that anybody has taken the death of this teenager very seriously because
1623
01:21:47,860 --> 01:21:48,860
they're still blind.
1624
01:21:48,860 --> 01:21:53,860
I brought up this means that you've made a conscious decision to divide this dream after
1625
01:21:53,860 --> 01:22:00,860
Damian White's death after his suicide because it's even cooler.
1626
01:22:00,860 --> 01:22:05,860
The fact that Zefko's stock has tripled since the suicide.
1627
01:22:05,860 --> 01:22:10,860
So if Damian White's death means anything to you, then don't buy cock.
1628
01:22:10,860 --> 01:22:17,860
But that'll never happen because you believe in the dream of fantasy.
1629
01:22:17,860 --> 01:22:18,860
Buy cock.
1630
01:22:18,860 --> 01:22:25,860
Come perfect.
1631
01:22:25,860 --> 01:22:34,860
Skat.
1632
01:22:34,860 --> 01:22:37,860
What are you doing?
1633
01:22:37,860 --> 01:22:44,860
It's going for a walk.
1634
01:22:44,860 --> 01:22:51,860
You're going to get a little bit of a walk.
1635
01:22:51,860 --> 01:22:52,860
Yeah.
1636
01:22:52,860 --> 01:22:53,860
It's all fake.
1637
01:22:53,860 --> 01:22:54,860
Don't you get it.
1638
01:22:54,860 --> 01:22:55,860
It's real.
1639
01:22:55,860 --> 01:22:56,860
It's all fake.
1640
01:22:56,860 --> 01:22:57,860
It's all fake.
1641
01:22:57,860 --> 01:23:02,860
It's all fake.
1642
01:23:02,860 --> 01:23:10,860
You ruined all this for me.
1643
01:23:10,860 --> 01:23:26,860
It's my name.
1644
01:23:26,860 --> 01:23:36,860
What's your real name?
1645
01:23:36,860 --> 01:23:43,860
You're so used to this teeny-like lesson.
1646
01:23:43,860 --> 01:23:48,860
You don't feel as if you're following.
1647
01:23:48,860 --> 01:23:51,860
You're hardly the least you can do to die like.
1648
01:23:51,860 --> 01:23:54,860
You're breathing you come faster and you become a little bit larger.
1649
01:23:54,860 --> 01:23:55,860
You make that.
1650
01:23:55,860 --> 01:23:56,860
Your name is Sitz.
1651
01:23:56,860 --> 01:23:57,860
Looking at a billboard.
1652
01:23:57,860 --> 01:24:02,860
He's supposed to fly above the first sight.
1653
01:24:02,860 --> 01:24:06,860
It's not real.
1654
01:24:06,860 --> 01:24:07,860
It's not a real.
1655
01:24:07,860 --> 01:24:08,860
It's a marketing.
1656
01:24:08,860 --> 01:24:13,860
It's been a pleasure doing business with these six.
1657
01:24:13,860 --> 01:24:18,860
That marketing you would know me would.
1658
01:24:18,860 --> 01:24:19,860
Maybe.
1659
01:24:19,860 --> 01:24:24,860
Sometimes you need to walk away from that.
1660
01:24:24,860 --> 01:24:27,860
You haven't been changed.
1661
01:24:27,860 --> 01:24:31,860
You're infected.
1662
01:24:31,860 --> 01:24:36,860
You're just dreaming the same thing.
1663
01:24:36,860 --> 01:24:38,860
You're just...
1664
01:24:38,860 --> 01:24:42,860
Your lost soul is still drinking.
1665
01:24:42,860 --> 01:24:45,860
I'm serious.
1666
01:24:53,860 --> 01:24:56,860
I'm taking back the control.
1667
01:24:56,860 --> 01:24:57,860
You had no farming.
1668
01:24:57,860 --> 01:24:59,860
I made to find some closure.
1669
01:24:59,860 --> 01:25:02,860
So I kept bringing just to every down with every five.
1670
01:25:02,860 --> 01:25:05,860
But when you're ashamed, you're making down what I was now.
1671
01:25:05,860 --> 01:25:06,860
I'm going to want to fly.
1672
01:25:06,860 --> 01:25:08,860
I'm taking back the control.
1673
01:25:08,860 --> 01:25:09,860
You had no farming.
1674
01:25:09,860 --> 01:25:11,860
I made to find some closure.
1675
01:25:11,860 --> 01:25:14,860
Just tell me down with every five.
1676
01:25:14,860 --> 01:25:17,860
When you're ashamed, you're making down what I was now.
1677
01:25:17,860 --> 01:25:19,860
I'm going to fly.
1678
01:25:19,860 --> 01:25:24,760
But girl, silly, clique, then I was so spoiled that they care
1679
01:25:24,760 --> 01:25:28,860
And I got you at the pattern, saving it every year
1680
01:25:28,860 --> 01:25:31,060
But they're who they are, yeah
1681
01:25:31,060 --> 01:25:36,640
What I'm doin' on the walls, gone around around the ground, gone by
1682
01:25:36,640 --> 01:25:39,940
But I'm safe that I was not well
1683
01:25:39,940 --> 01:25:42,420
Get 'em I'm safe
1684
01:25:42,420 --> 01:25:46,660
♪ Up, up, up, up, up ♪
1685
01:25:46,660 --> 01:25:50,300
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1686
01:25:50,300 --> 01:25:54,300
♪ You, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1687
01:25:54,300 --> 01:25:56,300
♪ I'm so compact, then control you ♪
1688
01:25:56,300 --> 01:25:57,560
♪ How no for me ♪
1689
01:25:57,560 --> 01:25:59,700
♪ I made to find some blue just the one ♪
1690
01:25:59,700 --> 01:26:02,280
♪ Gack or red just tell me down with everybody ♪
1691
01:26:02,280 --> 01:26:04,440
♪ Oh, ro Callie, you're shy, make me down ♪
1692
01:26:04,440 --> 01:26:06,540
♪ What I was never gonna want to fly ♪
1693
01:26:06,540 --> 01:26:08,280
♪ I say compact, then control you ♪
1694
01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:09,680
♪ How no for me ♪
1695
01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:11,920
♪ I made to find some blue just the one ♪
1696
01:26:11,920 --> 01:26:14,680
♪ Gack or red just tell me down with everybody ♪
1697
01:26:14,680 --> 01:26:16,620
♪ Oh, ro Callie, you're shy, make me down ♪
1698
01:26:16,620 --> 01:26:19,660
♪ What I was never gonna want to fly ♪
1699
01:26:19,660 --> 01:26:23,360
♪ People know that I won't jump with the round ♪
1700
01:26:23,360 --> 01:26:25,700
♪ With no, no, no, no ♪
1701
01:26:25,700 --> 01:26:28,200
♪ Can't pretend and keep it close ♪
1702
01:26:28,200 --> 01:26:31,740
♪ I don't know if they press the wrong one now ♪
1703
01:26:31,740 --> 01:26:34,740
♪ 'Cause you're running less than a bite ♪
1704
01:26:34,740 --> 01:26:37,540
♪ With a bite is for a guy ♪
1705
01:26:37,540 --> 01:26:39,540
♪ How I was not gonna lie ♪
1706
01:26:39,540 --> 01:26:42,540
♪ Just to play me ♪
1707
01:26:42,540 --> 01:26:48,880
♪ Yeah ♪
1708
01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:50,520
♪ I'm taking back the control ♪
1709
01:26:50,520 --> 01:26:51,980
♪ You had a little for me ♪
1710
01:26:51,980 --> 01:26:54,120
♪ I made to find some blue just the one ♪
1711
01:26:54,120 --> 01:26:56,660
♪ Gack or red just tell me down with everybody ♪
1712
01:26:56,660 --> 01:26:58,820
♪ Oh, ro Callie, you're shy, make me down ♪
1713
01:26:58,820 --> 01:27:00,960
♪ What I was never gonna want to fly ♪
1714
01:27:00,960 --> 01:27:02,600
♪ I'm taking back the control ♪
1715
01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:03,960
♪ You had a little for me ♪
1716
01:27:03,960 --> 01:27:06,200
♪ I made to find some blue just the one ♪
1717
01:27:06,200 --> 01:27:08,200
♪ Just tell me down with everybody ♪
1718
01:27:08,200 --> 01:27:10,700
♪ Oh, ro Callie, you're shy, make me down ♪
1719
01:27:10,700 --> 01:27:13,240
♪ What I was never gonna want to fly ♪
1720
01:27:13,240 --> 01:27:15,200
♪ Stupid girls, silly glazing hours ♪
1721
01:27:15,200 --> 01:27:16,340
♪ Just while they're singing ♪
1722
01:27:16,340 --> 01:27:18,040
♪ And they're black on your mind ♪
1723
01:27:18,040 --> 01:27:19,440
♪ You say when they're real ♪
1724
01:27:19,440 --> 01:27:20,880
♪ Come on, take it in your mouth ♪
1725
01:27:20,880 --> 01:27:22,380
♪ Don't run, run around ♪
1726
01:27:22,380 --> 01:27:23,880
♪ Let the sounds all day well ♪
1727
01:27:23,880 --> 01:27:25,880
♪ I'm just 'cause they're with myself ♪
1728
01:27:25,880 --> 01:27:28,460
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