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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,709 --> 00:00:15,711 [rock band playing gentle intro] 2 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:52,356 [crowd cheering faintly] 3 00:00:56,447 --> 00:00:58,449 [electric guitar playing mellow solo] 4 00:01:18,469 --> 00:01:20,558 [cheering continues] 5 00:02:42,031 --> 00:02:44,076 [cheering grows louder] 6 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:54,522 Tamra is a legend. 7 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:57,960 Yeah, yeah, she's had two hitless albums back-to-back, 8 00:02:58,047 --> 00:03:00,876 but someone else's take isn't the ticket. 9 00:03:01,790 --> 00:03:03,444 We need hers. 10 00:03:03,531 --> 00:03:06,621 We need someone who can get her to actually open up 11 00:03:06,708 --> 00:03:08,449 and be honest. 12 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:13,280 Somebody who can get her to say something brutal or cocky, 13 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:14,672 whatever it actually is. 14 00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:17,675 What does she still want from music? 15 00:03:17,762 --> 00:03:19,590 What does she still think was, 16 00:03:19,677 --> 00:03:22,593 you know, missing from that last project? 17 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:27,511 The only thing a story about a legend like Tamra Camden is missing 18 00:03:27,598 --> 00:03:30,732 is as much Tamra Camden as possible. 19 00:03:30,819 --> 00:03:32,212 [Stan]: Damn good point, Ariel. 20 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:34,344 - [murmurs of agreement] - I'd read that. 21 00:03:34,430 --> 00:03:36,216 [chuckles] Thank you. 22 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:38,174 Uh, I mean, I would love to maybe... 23 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:39,871 What about Chris Wreath to write it? 24 00:03:39,958 --> 00:03:41,743 I mean, he would be inspired, right? 25 00:03:41,829 --> 00:03:44,833 Yeah, strong agree. I'll send him a note. 26 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:45,964 Done. 27 00:03:46,051 --> 00:03:47,357 Okay. Good job. 28 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:49,228 [papers shuffling] 29 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:51,100 Moving on. [sighs] 30 00:03:51,187 --> 00:03:53,015 On to the M.O.B. 31 00:03:54,016 --> 00:03:56,148 [pensive music playing] 32 00:04:21,913 --> 00:04:23,785 [Ariel]: It's just driving me fucking nuts. 33 00:04:23,872 --> 00:04:26,701 I've been there for three years. 34 00:04:26,788 --> 00:04:28,006 Three years of my life, 35 00:04:28,093 --> 00:04:31,227 and I haven't written a single real story. 36 00:04:31,314 --> 00:04:32,465 - Yes, you have. - No, I haven't. 37 00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:33,838 What are you talking about? 38 00:04:33,925 --> 00:04:36,014 I loved that piece on that, uh... What was it? 39 00:04:36,101 --> 00:04:38,147 Blind martial arts instructor. 40 00:04:38,234 --> 00:04:40,038 - Oh, yeah, okay. - How'd he do that three-finger thing? 41 00:04:40,062 --> 00:04:41,324 - Oh. Like... - It was like... 42 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:42,456 [both grunting fiercely] 43 00:04:43,718 --> 00:04:45,067 [both laughing] 44 00:04:46,155 --> 00:04:49,201 - Wow, you look cute today. - Stop. 45 00:04:50,768 --> 00:04:52,335 - Okay. - Okay. 46 00:04:52,422 --> 00:04:53,467 This is how I see it. 47 00:04:53,554 --> 00:04:55,512 Step one, 48 00:04:55,599 --> 00:04:57,209 write about famous people 49 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,255 because they're inherently fascinating. 50 00:04:59,342 --> 00:05:01,126 That's where I'm at right now. 51 00:05:01,213 --> 00:05:03,172 - Step two... - "Famous people." 52 00:05:03,259 --> 00:05:05,870 Okay. Step two, 53 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:08,003 people start to find me fascinating 54 00:05:08,090 --> 00:05:09,807 'cause I'm writing about fascinating people. 55 00:05:09,831 --> 00:05:10,919 And then, three, 56 00:05:11,006 --> 00:05:12,442 take that goodwill and 57 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:15,140 use it to write whatever the fuck I want. 58 00:05:15,227 --> 00:05:16,359 What's the... 59 00:05:16,446 --> 00:05:18,492 what's the end goal of all that, though? 60 00:05:18,579 --> 00:05:19,580 Like, what's the point? 61 00:05:19,667 --> 00:05:22,365 - Write a book. Like... - Mmm. 62 00:05:22,452 --> 00:05:24,149 Books, plural. 63 00:05:24,236 --> 00:05:26,456 Then, show people that... 64 00:05:27,283 --> 00:05:28,415 I don't know... 65 00:05:29,764 --> 00:05:31,156 that I'm a good fucking writer. 66 00:05:31,243 --> 00:05:32,767 Show them what I... I think 67 00:05:32,854 --> 00:05:35,987 and... and... and feel, love, hate. 68 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:38,816 But at this rate, I'll be, like, 35 69 00:05:38,903 --> 00:05:40,783 before that ever happens, which is basically 40. 70 00:05:40,818 --> 00:05:42,558 Sorry, no offense. 71 00:05:42,646 --> 00:05:45,040 Whoa, hold up. I'm... I... I'm only 32. 72 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:47,738 - What the hell? - I'm like... I rounded up. 73 00:05:47,825 --> 00:05:49,174 - That's wack. - That's my fault. 74 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:50,654 - I... I rounded up. - Okay, also, 75 00:05:50,741 --> 00:05:53,308 is this one of those vents where you just need to vent 76 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:55,790 or one of the rare vents where you actually want advice? 77 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:57,357 Wow. Okay. 78 00:05:58,401 --> 00:05:59,620 The former. Right. 79 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:01,491 Can you pass me the... 80 00:06:01,578 --> 00:06:02,753 I am open. 81 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,799 I will take advice. I'm open. 82 00:06:06,191 --> 00:06:08,150 - For real? - Yeah, for real. 83 00:06:08,237 --> 00:06:09,717 Okay. 84 00:06:09,804 --> 00:06:13,155 Well, with love and compassion, 85 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:15,723 I don't think anyone gives a fuck about what you feel 86 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:17,289 or love or hate. 87 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,466 Listen, you're only 27 years old. 88 00:06:19,553 --> 00:06:21,206 You didn't grow up poor or rich. 89 00:06:21,293 --> 00:06:23,513 You have a good job, a perfect bill of health. 90 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,254 No addictions, no enemies. 91 00:06:25,341 --> 00:06:27,909 Hell, you've never let anyone in close enough, 92 00:06:28,649 --> 00:06:32,609 present company included, to actually break your heart. 93 00:06:33,305 --> 00:06:35,719 And your parents are perfect, which is why you always shit on my mom. 94 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:37,721 No, I always shit on your mom 'cause she's fucking crazy. 95 00:06:37,745 --> 00:06:39,659 Your problem is that you're middle. 96 00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:41,923 Which is okay. Most people are. 97 00:06:42,010 --> 00:06:44,491 But it's experience that gives people perspective, 98 00:06:44,578 --> 00:06:48,146 and it's perspective that gives opinions their value, 99 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:50,018 and yours is... 100 00:06:50,105 --> 00:06:51,628 it's middle as fuck. 101 00:06:53,674 --> 00:06:54,675 Okay. 102 00:06:55,371 --> 00:06:56,416 [sighs] 103 00:06:58,461 --> 00:06:59,897 This eel is delicious, by the way. 104 00:06:59,984 --> 00:07:01,962 Yeah, it's really good. No, it's really, really good. 105 00:07:01,986 --> 00:07:03,597 - Are you okay? - [mutters] 106 00:07:03,684 --> 00:07:05,642 'Cause I could... I could take that back. 107 00:07:05,729 --> 00:07:06,991 The eel is really good. 108 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:09,559 - [phones ringing] - [busy chatter] 109 00:07:09,646 --> 00:07:10,778 [Editor 1]: So... 110 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:12,364 [Editor 2]: I mean, now is the time, then. 111 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:13,844 [Editor 1]: But why? Why is now the time? 112 00:07:13,868 --> 00:07:15,411 [Editor 2]: I mean, all the pictures are dropping in. 113 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,675 Like, do you think he had a ton of work done to his face? 114 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:19,240 Probably, but I'm calling bullshit on the whole thing. 115 00:07:19,264 --> 00:07:20,614 What's up? 116 00:07:20,701 --> 00:07:22,330 There's a rumor flying around that Moretti's back. 117 00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:25,096 Like, "Moretti" Moretti? Oh, shit. 118 00:07:25,183 --> 00:07:26,446 I know. It's a big day for me. 119 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:28,012 Dina Simone was my first ringtone. 120 00:07:28,099 --> 00:07:29,642 Dina Simonewas everyone's first ringtone. 121 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:30,798 Well, don't be a dick. 122 00:07:30,885 --> 00:07:32,452 Ooh, Stan. 123 00:07:32,539 --> 00:07:33,540 You hear? 124 00:07:33,627 --> 00:07:34,932 [sing-songy] Moretti's back. 125 00:07:35,019 --> 00:07:37,369 - [Stan]: Oh, my God. You, too? - [laughs] I... 126 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,110 Are we done? Huh? 127 00:07:39,197 --> 00:07:41,517 I mean, if social media wants to freak out over every rumor, 128 00:07:41,591 --> 00:07:44,202 so be it, but you guys are supposed to be journalists. 129 00:07:44,289 --> 00:07:46,466 Besides, no one has seen or heard from Moretti 130 00:07:46,553 --> 00:07:47,815 in 30 years. 131 00:07:47,902 --> 00:07:49,469 If there was an album, 132 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:52,602 I am sure they'd release it the same way he always did. 133 00:07:53,211 --> 00:07:56,606 Uh, his publicist, Soledad Yusef, 134 00:07:56,693 --> 00:08:00,044 would mail in a VHS of him 135 00:08:00,131 --> 00:08:03,178 nonsensically just rattling off Moretti's career highlights 136 00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:06,007 and proclaiming that a new album was on the way. 137 00:08:06,094 --> 00:08:07,530 It was nauseating. 138 00:08:07,617 --> 00:08:08,923 - Look at this. - What's this? 139 00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:11,075 [Soledad, over computer]: Hello, my loves. 140 00:08:11,099 --> 00:08:12,361 Hello. 141 00:08:12,448 --> 00:08:13,904 [Stan]: Holy shit, that's actually him. 142 00:08:13,928 --> 00:08:16,278 It's been a long time since we've done this dance. 143 00:08:16,365 --> 00:08:17,801 [Stan whistles, chuckles] 144 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:20,935 But I think this dance we do is a timeless one. Don't you? 145 00:08:21,022 --> 00:08:22,937 [Stan laughs] 146 00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:25,287 [Soledad]: A lot has changed in the last 27 years. 147 00:08:25,374 --> 00:08:26,897 Oh, my God. 148 00:08:26,984 --> 00:08:28,769 Can you believe it's been 27 years? 149 00:08:28,856 --> 00:08:29,900 Look at me. 150 00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:32,120 I'm like a silver fox.[laughs] 151 00:08:33,643 --> 00:08:35,297 Okay. I'm having too much fun. 152 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:36,864 - Enough about me. - [Stan chuckles] 153 00:08:37,429 --> 00:08:40,432 What about him? What about him? 154 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,304 Mr. Glam-boyant himself. 155 00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:45,394 The Velvet Caller. Don Diva. 156 00:08:46,003 --> 00:08:48,571 The Wizard of Wiggle. 157 00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:52,880 The icon responsible for the highest-grossing world tour in history. 158 00:08:52,967 --> 00:08:56,927 The only living artist to secure 38 number one singles. 159 00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:58,059 Yes. Yes. 160 00:08:58,146 --> 00:09:01,192 It is with... Ooh! 161 00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:05,719 Unmitigated joy that I announce to you, my babies, 162 00:09:05,806 --> 00:09:07,721 he's bringing you a gift. 163 00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:09,853 [sighs] 164 00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:13,117 The greatest album of modern times. 165 00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:15,598 [scoffs] 166 00:09:16,207 --> 00:09:18,340 Future times, all the times, really. 167 00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:21,212 And, in typical Debutante fashion, 168 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:25,129 he'll be playing for a select group of people this weekend 169 00:09:25,216 --> 00:09:27,871 before he gives this new blessing unto the world. 170 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:30,439 And there is more to come. 171 00:09:30,526 --> 00:09:31,919 So much more. 172 00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:34,051 ♪ Such a sweet little thing 173 00:09:34,138 --> 00:09:35,487 ♪ Dina 174 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,012 ♪ And you deserve Million-dollar rings ♪ 175 00:09:38,099 --> 00:09:39,317 ♪ Simone 176 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:41,493 ♪ I like Your tight little jeans ♪ 177 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,843 ♪ Dina 178 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,671 ♪ And I love how She dress like a saint ♪ 179 00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:45,759 [singing along] 180 00:09:45,846 --> 00:09:46,890 ♪ Simone 181 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,764 ♪ Hold me, baby Hold me tight ♪ 182 00:09:50,851 --> 00:09:52,069 ♪ Kiss me, girl 183 00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:53,636 ♪ It's Saturday night 184 00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:55,116 ...Alfred Moretti. 185 00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:56,421 ♪ See me watching 186 00:09:56,508 --> 00:09:58,162 ♪ Paint the town 187 00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:00,077 ♪ She's with us 188 00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:01,731 ♪ Queens and Crown 189 00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:04,516 ♪ All I want is you And diamonds on me ♪ 190 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:08,782 ♪ Ooh, don't you ever Show me mercy, ooh ♪ 191 00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:11,654 ♪ I'm here alone With reservations for three ♪ 192 00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,351 ♪ I need you 193 00:10:13,438 --> 00:10:15,658 ♪ You too, perfect, yeah 194 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:18,226 ♪ Such a sweet little thing 195 00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:19,749 ♪ Dina 196 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:21,708 ♪ And you deserve Million-dollar rings ♪ 197 00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:23,535 ♪ Simone 198 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,016 ♪ I like Your tight little jeans ♪ 199 00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:27,627 ♪ Dina 200 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,300 ♪ And I love how She dress like a saint ♪ 201 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:30,325 ♪ Simone 202 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:31,892 ♪ You chauffeur 'round 203 00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:34,372 ♪ All around the town In Cadillac Sedan de Villes ♪ 204 00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:36,244 ♪ And sex Is your favorite thing ♪ 205 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:38,159 ♪ Cocaine and blue pills 206 00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:40,030 ♪ You, club 207 00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:41,597 ♪ You, ballet 208 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,381 ♪ She, in the bedroom 209 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:45,557 ♪ Her right here In the valet ♪ 210 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:46,863 [indistinct chatter] 211 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,996 ♪ Bodies intertwine In the dark lights ♪ 212 00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,606 ♪ Our souls 213 00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:51,738 Oh, shit. 214 00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:53,435 ♪ Exchange under The night sky ♪ 215 00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:56,786 ♪ Raging bulls Till we fall asleep ♪ 216 00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:59,136 [indistinct chatter] ♪ The sun is coming for us 217 00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:00,747 ♪ Jealousy 218 00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:02,574 ♪ Such a sweet little thing 219 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,880 ♪ Dina 220 00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:06,056 ♪ And you deserve Million-dollar rings ♪ 221 00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:07,231 ♪ Simone 222 00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:10,104 - [song ends] - He's back, my babies. 223 00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:12,367 [laughter, indistinct chatter] 224 00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:14,761 Ugh. Classic. 225 00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:16,937 Truly a perfect album, 226 00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:20,244 up there with Thriller, Hotel California, Nebraska. 227 00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,290 [woman]: There's a second one. 228 00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:24,466 This is for, uh... 229 00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:26,381 Ariel Ecton. 230 00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:29,297 - [woman]: Who? - [man]: Seriously? 231 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,429 [others murmuring] 232 00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:35,583 [Clara over TV]: So, what do you think of the news of Moretti 233 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,348 coming out of retirement? 234 00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,915 [woman over TV]: Oh, my gosh, I mean, it feels like a dream, 235 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:42,112 you know? I used to listen to him all the time as a kid, 236 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,766 and now my kids get their own Moretti album. 237 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:44,834 [laughing] 238 00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,009 And you, sir? 239 00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:48,664 Moretti sleeps 12 hours a day, 240 00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:51,058 and then stands 12 hours a day. 241 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:52,668 Like, it's a "balance of life" thing. 242 00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:55,584 This is my favorite rumor about this guy. 243 00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:59,327 Somebody's trying to suggest that he bought Freddie Mercury's teeth. 244 00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:01,242 [laughs] 245 00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:03,113 - And he might... - Today's top story, 246 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,376 Alfred Moretti, arguably the biggest 247 00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:06,900 pop star of the '90s, 248 00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:10,207 has resurfaced after a 30-year hiat... 249 00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:16,083 [chuckles] 250 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:18,172 [enthralling music playing] 251 00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,487 [birds calling] 252 00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,022 [Stan]: Smell that desert air. 253 00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:43,980 [Ariel]: Oh, yeah, it's amazing. 254 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,523 - [Stan]: Right? Oh. - [Ariel]: Hello. 255 00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,767 - Hello. Oh, okay. Okay. - [Ariel]: Oh. [clears throat] 256 00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:52,554 Ms. Ecton. Mr. Sullivan. 257 00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:55,078 Welcome to Green River, Utah. 258 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:58,865 It'll be an absolute honor 259 00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:00,649 to spend this weekend with you. 260 00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:01,737 - Thank you. - Yeah. 261 00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,043 Namaste. 262 00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,455 The other guests are waiting just this way. 263 00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:05,697 Please follow me 264 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,744 as we board the infamous Louise. 265 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,573 Holy shit. 266 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:12,661 Slow Lo. 267 00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,532 [both chuckle] 268 00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:17,666 So, uh, rumor had it that when Moretti toured, 269 00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:19,494 his outfits were so damn heavy that the... 270 00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:22,366 Yeah, they would weigh the bus down, and they would have to, 271 00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:26,588 uh, stop to fuel twice as much 'cause it was so slow and low. 272 00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,111 - Hence the name. - Yeah. 273 00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:29,460 - Yeah. - Yeah. 274 00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:32,115 [Ariel]: I just... I did a little research. 275 00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:34,137 [Stan]: No, that's impressive. That's really impressive. 276 00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:36,250 - [Ariel]: Thanks. - [Stan]: Yeah. Nice job, rookie. 277 00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:37,599 [Ariel]: Okay. 278 00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:39,644 - [engine starts] - Well, lookie here. 279 00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:42,734 - Hey. Long time, huh? - [laughs] 280 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,214 - [laughing] - [Clara]: Hey. 281 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,129 Oh, everybody, uh, meet Ariel. 282 00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:48,828 Some young blood from the magazine tagging along. 283 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,090 - Hi. - This is Clara, 284 00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:52,092 who you know of, I'm sure. 285 00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:56,836 And, of course, Bianca Tyson, the top paparazza in the game. 286 00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,054 - Stan. - [Stan laughs] 287 00:13:58,141 --> 00:13:59,839 - Clara. Clara. - Stan. 288 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:02,145 - [Clara]: Stan. - [Stan and Clara laugh] 289 00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:03,625 [Stan]: I see you, uh, 290 00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:05,105 took a break from being 291 00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:07,194 the most hated sex symbol on TV to join us. 292 00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,239 Key words, "sex symbol..." 293 00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:11,198 Thank you... And "TV." 294 00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:12,634 How's print media treating you? 295 00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:13,722 Oh. 296 00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,289 Nice to meet you, dear. 297 00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,117 Oh, nice to meet you. 298 00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:18,484 [Stan]: I'm not sure who that is. 299 00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:20,685 That is Emily Katz. 300 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,862 - She's an influencer. - [Stan]: Oh, Lord help us. 301 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,168 Wait, sorry. Is she talking to Bill Lotto? 302 00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:26,778 [Bianca]: Oh, I know, right? 303 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,041 You'd think some of the sheen 304 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:30,739 would wear off after he pivoted to podcasts. 305 00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:33,481 I'm surprised he even came, to be honest. 306 00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,894 What do you mean? Why would he miss the event of the century? 307 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,702 They hated each other. 308 00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:41,184 Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to depart 309 00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:44,361 on our four-hour-and-eight-minute journey. 310 00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:48,800 Please feel free to luxuriate until our arrival. 311 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,586 [Clara]: Thank you. 312 00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:53,893 [laughs] 313 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,764 [brakes hissing, engine accelerating] 314 00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,247 [mellow music playing] 315 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:22,573 Oh, my God. Cindy Crawford is such a legend. 316 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:23,942 She's my favorite of his girlfriends. 317 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,489 [Clara]: Oh, that is sexy. 318 00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,100 [laughing] What are they doing? 319 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,215 Stan, have you been reading this? 320 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,328 Hmm? 321 00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:40,783 Oh, it's from the basket, right? 322 00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:43,986 I haven't. What's the haps? 323 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:49,383 I mean, the haps are very, uh, specific. They... 324 00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:51,863 Hey, so this is a good time to establish our game plan. 325 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,256 Oh. Yeah. 326 00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:54,431 Okay. Yes, actually. 327 00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,607 I was, uh, writing some stuff down earlier. 328 00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:57,695 - Great. - Yeah. 329 00:15:57,782 --> 00:16:00,394 So, you know, obviously, 330 00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,744 I'll be the one who writes the review and the piece, 331 00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:08,097 but what I could really use your help with is some note-taking. 332 00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:14,756 Okay. Yeah, um, I... I would... 333 00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:17,430 -You know, I could share... -Nah, just the note-taking. Anything you see. 334 00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,804 Weird books or, uh, 335 00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,415 I don't know, orgies, whatever. 336 00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,373 Just, uh, write it down, 337 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,897 and I'll give it a look at the end of the weekend. Got it? 338 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,683 - Yeah. - Yeah. 339 00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:30,554 [Stan inhales deeply] 340 00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:33,165 You know, I'm... I'm really happy for you. 341 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:34,471 [chuckles softly] 342 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,171 [mellow music playing] 343 00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:44,568 [wind whistling] 344 00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:00,019 [birds chirping] 345 00:17:08,243 --> 00:17:10,246 [indistinct chatter] 346 00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:15,338 [excited shouting] 347 00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:25,305 Who are these people? 348 00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:27,046 Moretti diehards. 349 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,744 They've been congregating since the announcement. 350 00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:32,703 I even heard a few have been sleeping in their cars. 351 00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:35,793 All hoping to get a glimpse of him. 352 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,100 Some people really need a hobby. 353 00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:39,406 [Emily chuckles] 354 00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:44,063 [cheering] 355 00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,805 [indistinct shouting] 356 00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,068 [fan]: I love you! 357 00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:01,384 [birds calling] 358 00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:11,220 [enthralling music playing] 359 00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:52,696 [Clara]: Oh, thanks, honey. 360 00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:57,266 I mean, had to wear the boots, right? 361 00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:58,852 - [Jorg]: Right this way. - [Stan]: They look perfect. 362 00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,748 - [Clara]: Thanks. - [Stan]: Oh, my goodness. 363 00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,535 [indistinct chatter] 364 00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:07,233 [Clara laughs] 365 00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:11,889 Welcome. 366 00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:15,066 Before you head to your respective rooms to freshen up, 367 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,852 to ensure the integrity of this event, deposit your cell phones here. 368 00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:20,811 We will return them Sunday after your experience is over. 369 00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:22,770 [Clara]: No problem. 370 00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:25,773 [Stan]: Thank you. 371 00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:30,865 - [Stan speaks indistinctly] - [Clara laughing] 372 00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:35,043 [indistinct chatter] 373 00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:36,392 Hey. 374 00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,395 Ms. Katz. [clears throat] 375 00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:46,272 [cell phone drops in basket] 376 00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:48,187 Thank you. 377 00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:52,930 This is a gift. 378 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,125 - [Stan]: Oh. - [Clara]: Thank you. 379 00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:55,281 [woman]: Welcome, Ms. Ecton. 380 00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:57,457 [Clara]: It's beautiful. 381 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,872 - [Stan]: [whispers] Ariel. - I'm gonna put this by my Emmy. 382 00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:04,464 - [Stan mouthing] - Okay. 383 00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:07,380 [mellow music playing] 384 00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:11,166 [quiet, indistinct chatter] 385 00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:19,479 [birds chirping, cawing] 386 00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:06,917 [indistinct chatter] 387 00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:14,621 [door opens] 388 00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:17,754 [footsteps approaching] 389 00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:24,065 [door closes] 390 00:21:40,429 --> 00:21:44,128 Over the years, my concerts attracted 391 00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:47,915 a, uh, veritable who's who 392 00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:52,267 of the revered and the beatified. 393 00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:56,184 And after every show, it was customary 394 00:21:56,271 --> 00:22:00,493 for me to invite some of them backstage to my green room 395 00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:06,150 to take photos and exchange pleasantries. 396 00:22:06,237 --> 00:22:11,895 And, one night, I had the unbelievable honor 397 00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:17,161 to welcome both Chuck Norris and Muhammad Ali. 398 00:22:18,685 --> 00:22:20,513 And as is always the case 399 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:24,604 when two alpha males enter the same space, 400 00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:27,346 a competition ensued. 401 00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:30,566 And soon enough, Chuck Norris stood up 402 00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:34,918 and announced that his hands were so fast 403 00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:38,444 that he could chop a mosquito in half. 404 00:22:39,314 --> 00:22:41,751 And just as he had finished that sentence... 405 00:22:41,838 --> 00:22:43,057 Hi-ya! 406 00:22:43,144 --> 00:22:44,363 [murmuring, chuckling] 407 00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:46,539 I looked down at the floor, and sure enough, 408 00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:49,542 there's a mosquito chopped in half. 409 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,763 Ali doesn't skip a beat. 410 00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:55,199 He stands up, 411 00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:57,767 goes to the center of the room, 412 00:22:57,854 --> 00:22:59,856 kind of leans back a bit. 413 00:22:59,943 --> 00:23:01,380 [exhales sharply] 414 00:23:01,945 --> 00:23:03,207 Double-jabs it. 415 00:23:04,513 --> 00:23:06,385 I look down on the floor, 416 00:23:06,472 --> 00:23:09,344 and there is a mosquito 417 00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:12,478 chopped into four tiny bits. 418 00:23:13,087 --> 00:23:16,003 The entire room applauds. 419 00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:19,398 But Chuck Norris, very determined, does not give up. 420 00:23:20,834 --> 00:23:23,967 He reclaims the center of the room. 421 00:23:24,054 --> 00:23:25,534 Locates one, and then... 422 00:23:25,621 --> 00:23:27,406 [grunting fiercely] 423 00:23:27,493 --> 00:23:28,929 [scattered laughter] 424 00:23:30,234 --> 00:23:33,673 I look down, and sure enough, there lay a little bloodsucker 425 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:37,067 cut into six tiny portions. 426 00:23:37,154 --> 00:23:41,245 And Ali, cool as a cucumber, he stands, 427 00:23:41,332 --> 00:23:44,901 scouring the room, locates a mosquito. 428 00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:46,207 - Whack. - [Clara chuckles] 429 00:23:46,294 --> 00:23:48,557 I look up, and that mosquito is still airborne. 430 00:23:48,644 --> 00:23:50,516 I say, "Ali, champ, 431 00:23:51,778 --> 00:23:54,694 "that mosquito is still flying around." 432 00:23:54,781 --> 00:23:57,218 Ali turns back to me, and he says, 433 00:23:57,305 --> 00:24:00,221 "Yeah, he's still flying around, 434 00:24:00,308 --> 00:24:03,137 "but he'll never have children." 435 00:24:03,224 --> 00:24:05,269 [laughter] 436 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,188 And so, 437 00:24:11,275 --> 00:24:15,932 let me be the first to congratulate all of you 438 00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:18,369 on being the first to hear 439 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:24,071 my 18th studio album, Caesar's Request. 440 00:24:24,158 --> 00:24:27,074 [applause] 441 00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:28,684 Let's dine, shall we? 442 00:24:30,947 --> 00:24:33,036 [indistinct chatter] 443 00:24:34,211 --> 00:24:36,475 - Hi. It's so nice to finally meet you. - Pleasure. 444 00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:39,129 [chatter continues indistinctly] 445 00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:41,194 - It's good to see you. - You, too. 446 00:24:41,218 --> 00:24:42,698 - Alfred. - Young man. 447 00:24:42,785 --> 00:24:43,786 - Mmm. - Pleasure. 448 00:24:43,873 --> 00:24:45,396 I'd like to start off by saying... 449 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,921 - Water under the bridge. - Exactly. 450 00:24:48,008 --> 00:24:49,749 [chatter continues indistinctly] 451 00:24:49,836 --> 00:24:51,228 [Bill]: You look good, man. 452 00:24:51,315 --> 00:24:52,858 [Moretti]: You look good, too. Not as good as me. 453 00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:54,057 - Oh. - Thanks, Ariel. 454 00:24:55,624 --> 00:24:57,452 Hey. I heard you're from New York City. 455 00:24:57,539 --> 00:25:00,150 - Is that true? - Uh, yes, it is true. 456 00:25:00,237 --> 00:25:01,761 That's so cool. 457 00:25:01,848 --> 00:25:03,589 - Thanks. - I like your hair. 458 00:25:03,676 --> 00:25:05,068 I like your hair, too. 459 00:25:05,155 --> 00:25:06,330 Uh, my name's Ariel. 460 00:25:06,417 --> 00:25:07,506 Nice to meet you, Ariel. 461 00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:09,159 - I'm Maude. - Nice to meet you, Maude. 462 00:25:09,246 --> 00:25:10,726 Would you like to sit with me, Ariel? 463 00:25:10,813 --> 00:25:12,423 Yes. 464 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:13,816 Yes, I would. 465 00:25:13,903 --> 00:25:15,644 [glass clinking] 466 00:25:15,731 --> 00:25:17,820 [Stan]: Now a toast, if I may. 467 00:25:19,039 --> 00:25:21,694 Because this, my old friend, does not happen anymore. 468 00:25:21,781 --> 00:25:25,611 This, we have missed, as we have missed you. 469 00:25:25,698 --> 00:25:26,960 Guys, this is my friend Ariel. 470 00:25:27,047 --> 00:25:28,415 [Stan]: We're honored to be here with you. 471 00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:29,571 Hi. How are you? I'm Joel. 472 00:25:29,658 --> 00:25:30,853 - Nice to meet you. - [Stan]: To Alfred. 473 00:25:30,877 --> 00:25:32,531 - [Bill]: Alfred. - [dishes clinking] 474 00:25:34,707 --> 00:25:36,926 [laughter, indistinct chatter] 475 00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:41,148 Hey. First Roll. 476 00:25:42,192 --> 00:25:44,238 [others]: First Roll. 477 00:25:46,153 --> 00:25:48,547 Take a bite and pass it across. 478 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,638 [bread crunching] 479 00:25:54,422 --> 00:25:56,250 - [Bill]: There you go. - [Clara laughing] 480 00:25:56,337 --> 00:25:58,208 [Stan]: Whoa. You're like a panther. 481 00:25:58,295 --> 00:26:01,211 [Clara]: Are we gonna get to see you dance this weekend? 482 00:26:01,298 --> 00:26:03,562 [Moretti]: Don't fret, my dear. I'm still uncoordinated. 483 00:26:03,649 --> 00:26:05,128 [laughter] 484 00:26:05,215 --> 00:26:06,565 [Stan]: Come on, Clara. 485 00:26:06,652 --> 00:26:08,567 [Clara]: What? Nobody moves like Moretti. 486 00:26:08,654 --> 00:26:10,699 [chatter continues indistinctly] 487 00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:22,189 [bread crunching] 488 00:26:22,276 --> 00:26:24,321 [uneasy music playing] 489 00:26:25,409 --> 00:26:27,063 [bread crunching] 490 00:27:13,196 --> 00:27:14,371 [quiet murmuring] 491 00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:16,373 [Stan]: Oh. Thank you. 492 00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:21,441 [Bill]: But it's a pretty one. 493 00:27:21,465 --> 00:27:23,380 Indeed it is. 494 00:27:23,467 --> 00:27:24,817 Yeah. Thought so. 495 00:27:31,562 --> 00:27:33,434 Jorg, right? 496 00:27:35,305 --> 00:27:37,307 Ariel Ecton. [chuckles] 497 00:27:37,394 --> 00:27:38,482 [chuckles] 498 00:27:39,570 --> 00:27:40,659 This is amazing. 499 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,619 [sighs] Um... 500 00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:49,929 Full disclosure, I'm a journalist here, 501 00:27:50,016 --> 00:27:51,931 and we might be writing a piece 502 00:27:52,018 --> 00:27:54,150 just about how amazing all this is, 503 00:27:54,237 --> 00:27:57,066 and, um, I just wanted to get, like, a little bit of background color, 504 00:27:57,153 --> 00:28:00,766 if you're comfortable talking to me a little. 505 00:28:08,948 --> 00:28:10,514 I used to teach music 506 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:15,694 at Harden High School in Charlotte. 507 00:28:16,564 --> 00:28:19,698 One semester, I picked my favorite musician... 508 00:28:20,524 --> 00:28:22,875 The Wizard of Wiggle himself, 509 00:28:22,962 --> 00:28:25,704 to be the primary focus for the kids. 510 00:28:30,012 --> 00:28:33,450 One day, I'm teaching second period 511 00:28:33,537 --> 00:28:35,104 when I get a phone call 512 00:28:35,191 --> 00:28:37,454 saying that Moretti wanted to meet me. 513 00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:40,196 [chuckling] And at first, I thought it was a prank, you know? 514 00:28:40,283 --> 00:28:42,024 - Mmm. - Of course. 515 00:28:42,111 --> 00:28:44,374 No one had seen Moretti in almost ten years. 516 00:28:44,461 --> 00:28:46,289 - Yeah. - Yeah. 517 00:28:46,376 --> 00:28:47,813 And then... 518 00:28:48,944 --> 00:28:50,598 he got on the phone... 519 00:28:52,295 --> 00:28:54,689 and that voice is... 520 00:28:56,865 --> 00:28:58,127 ...unmistakable. 521 00:29:00,521 --> 00:29:01,977 - Like, this ain't no prank. - [chuckles] 522 00:29:02,001 --> 00:29:05,134 That's the motherfucking Debutante himself. [chuckles] 523 00:29:05,221 --> 00:29:06,657 Wait, so... 524 00:29:07,136 --> 00:29:09,443 Moretti just, like, called you out of the blue? 525 00:29:09,530 --> 00:29:11,880 He told me not to tell anyone. 526 00:29:12,489 --> 00:29:14,187 Did he say what he wanted or... or... 527 00:29:14,274 --> 00:29:15,710 [laughing] What? 528 00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:17,625 No need. No. 529 00:29:17,712 --> 00:29:19,845 I didn't even tell my job. 530 00:29:19,932 --> 00:29:21,020 No call, no show. 531 00:29:21,107 --> 00:29:24,371 I... I was on a plane the next morning. 532 00:29:25,285 --> 00:29:26,590 [chuckles] 533 00:29:26,677 --> 00:29:29,506 And now, I teach music theory to the children. 534 00:29:29,593 --> 00:29:31,770 Like, uh, you know, little Maudey there. 535 00:29:34,207 --> 00:29:37,166 And John here, uh, teaches phys ed, 536 00:29:37,253 --> 00:29:40,691 like, uh, oh, like, uh, track and archery. 537 00:29:44,521 --> 00:29:48,134 "Teach them young, and the world will be yours." 538 00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:51,572 [Ariel]: That's from the book, right? The... 539 00:29:51,659 --> 00:29:53,574 the... the blue one that's... 540 00:29:53,661 --> 00:29:56,533 - Meditations of Level. - [Ariel]: Yeah. 541 00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:58,057 Is that, um... 542 00:29:59,145 --> 00:30:01,582 Sorry, I don't... I don't know how else to ask that. 543 00:30:01,669 --> 00:30:03,018 Are you... 544 00:30:03,105 --> 00:30:05,368 - you guys... - We're Levelists. 545 00:30:07,544 --> 00:30:08,807 What do you, uh... 546 00:30:10,983 --> 00:30:14,116 What is that, I guess, to you or... 547 00:30:15,378 --> 00:30:16,640 you all? 548 00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:22,081 "The one and only holistic path 549 00:30:22,168 --> 00:30:24,823 "to prevent the obstruction of creativity 550 00:30:24,910 --> 00:30:29,958 "and ensure the protection of those divinely burdened to wield it." 551 00:30:40,882 --> 00:30:42,666 [footsteps departing] 552 00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:51,023 [indistinct chatter] 553 00:31:06,342 --> 00:31:08,344 [intriguing music playing] 554 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:19,051 Doesn't "sycophant" have an "O"? 555 00:31:22,184 --> 00:31:24,056 Probably, yeah. Um... 556 00:31:24,143 --> 00:31:26,319 - Hi. - Alfred Moretti. 557 00:31:26,406 --> 00:31:28,495 Ariel Ecton. 558 00:31:28,582 --> 00:31:30,279 - Indeed you are. - [chuckles] 559 00:31:30,366 --> 00:31:32,325 I was shocked to get the invite, 560 00:31:32,412 --> 00:31:35,719 but I'm truly honored and thrilled 561 00:31:35,806 --> 00:31:37,243 to get to be here this weekend. 562 00:31:37,983 --> 00:31:39,419 I hope so. 563 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,725 - [chuckles nervously] - Don't forget the "O." 564 00:31:43,249 --> 00:31:45,251 - Right. Yeah. - Rest well. 565 00:31:45,338 --> 00:31:46,426 [Ariel]: You, too. 566 00:31:52,954 --> 00:31:55,565 [intriguing music playing] 567 00:32:02,311 --> 00:32:04,096 Congratulations, and welcome again 568 00:32:04,183 --> 00:32:06,098 to this once-in-a-lifetime gathering. 569 00:32:06,185 --> 00:32:08,274 For your comfort, we have assigned each of you 570 00:32:08,361 --> 00:32:10,754 a 24-7 concierge. 571 00:32:10,841 --> 00:32:13,279 If there are any accommodations that you may desire, 572 00:32:13,366 --> 00:32:15,107 please do not hesitate to ask them. 573 00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:18,197 None too big, none too small. 574 00:32:18,284 --> 00:32:20,373 Your concierge is here for you. 575 00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:23,115 [Stan]: Holy shit, the Moretti Museum. 576 00:32:23,202 --> 00:32:25,362 - [light laughter] - [woman]: I can't believe it's real. 577 00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:27,902 [Clara]: Oh, the kids are doing a puppet show. 578 00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:29,469 I love puppet shows. 579 00:32:34,387 --> 00:32:35,910 [exhaling rhythmically] 580 00:32:43,135 --> 00:32:44,658 [rummaging through bag] 581 00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:49,924 [breath trembling] 582 00:33:02,763 --> 00:33:05,548 [scoffs, sighs] 583 00:33:06,332 --> 00:33:07,463 [loud popping] 584 00:33:20,476 --> 00:33:21,521 [gum pops loudly] 585 00:33:24,741 --> 00:33:25,916 [sighs] 586 00:33:35,622 --> 00:33:37,295 [Moretti over tape player]: This song is titled 587 00:33:37,319 --> 00:33:38,886 Tomorrow, my love. 588 00:33:38,973 --> 00:33:40,409 Please enjoy. 589 00:33:40,975 --> 00:33:43,064 [slow, melancholy intro playing] 590 00:33:54,684 --> 00:33:55,772 [sighs] 591 00:33:57,165 --> 00:34:00,038 ♪ The last time I fell in love ♪ 592 00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:02,779 ♪ I was 16 593 00:34:06,261 --> 00:34:11,266 ♪ A little ol' boy With some big ol' dreams ♪ 594 00:34:13,703 --> 00:34:19,492 ♪ Then she headed west For this Hollywood thing ♪ 595 00:34:22,755 --> 00:34:27,630 ♪ Love didn't work out Like it seemed ♪ 596 00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:34,855 ♪ I begged her to stay But I had no means ♪ 597 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:39,512 ♪ Stood there In my cowboy hat ♪ 598 00:34:39,599 --> 00:34:43,123 ♪ And my favorite jeans 599 00:34:45,431 --> 00:34:51,089 ♪ And every night at 8:00 She's on TV ♪ 600 00:34:53,699 --> 00:34:55,049 ♪ But for me 601 00:34:55,136 --> 00:35:00,315 ♪ Things didn't work out Like they seemed ♪ 602 00:35:00,402 --> 00:35:03,318 ♪ You deserve the best 603 00:35:04,276 --> 00:35:07,583 ♪ And I'll miss you slow 604 00:35:08,410 --> 00:35:12,066 ♪ 'Cause life's Moving faster ♪ 605 00:35:12,632 --> 00:35:15,939 ♪ Faster than before ♪ 606 00:35:16,026 --> 00:35:19,552 ♪ When we were young We had time ♪ 607 00:35:20,379 --> 00:35:24,513 ♪ Felt seconds last forever 608 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:28,169 ♪ But what I never knew 609 00:35:28,256 --> 00:35:31,781 ♪ Was how much time We'd have together ♪ 610 00:35:32,478 --> 00:35:36,177 ♪ How much time We'd have together ♪ 611 00:35:45,317 --> 00:35:46,318 [song ends] 612 00:35:48,885 --> 00:35:51,192 [sighs] 613 00:35:51,279 --> 00:35:52,672 [door opens] 614 00:35:57,285 --> 00:35:59,113 [intriguing music playing] 615 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,810 [footsteps] 616 00:36:01,637 --> 00:36:03,161 Hmm? 617 00:36:03,248 --> 00:36:05,337 - Ow! - [man]: There we go. Go. 618 00:36:06,338 --> 00:36:07,489 [Bill]: Hey, what are you doing? 619 00:36:07,513 --> 00:36:08,620 - [man]: Go ahead. - [creaking] 620 00:36:08,644 --> 00:36:09,689 [grunting] 621 00:36:09,776 --> 00:36:11,256 What are... No, let go of me! 622 00:36:11,343 --> 00:36:12,866 [grunting] 623 00:36:12,953 --> 00:36:15,521 - [man]: That's it. - [tool whirring] 624 00:36:15,608 --> 00:36:18,045 [screaming] 625 00:36:20,090 --> 00:36:21,135 [screaming stops] 626 00:36:21,701 --> 00:36:23,355 [bird calling] 627 00:36:30,057 --> 00:36:31,624 [yawning] 628 00:36:34,975 --> 00:36:35,889 Morning. 629 00:36:35,976 --> 00:36:37,499 Good morning. 630 00:36:37,586 --> 00:36:38,805 Can I get you anything? 631 00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:42,983 No. I was just gonna go for a jog. 632 00:36:47,335 --> 00:36:49,729 [chuckling] I can go for a jog, right? 633 00:36:51,861 --> 00:36:54,386 [intriguing music playing] 634 00:37:09,705 --> 00:37:11,229 [grunts softly] 635 00:37:14,971 --> 00:37:16,146 [sighs] 636 00:37:16,973 --> 00:37:18,366 [exhales sharply] 637 00:37:19,715 --> 00:37:22,327 [bird calling] 638 00:37:34,861 --> 00:37:37,646 - [frog croaking] - [birds chirping] 639 00:38:30,873 --> 00:38:33,746 [Ariel panting] 640 00:38:36,836 --> 00:38:38,228 [Moretti]: Morning. 641 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,795 [Ariel]: Morning. 642 00:38:39,882 --> 00:38:42,885 How are you finding everything so far? 643 00:38:42,972 --> 00:38:44,365 Good. Yeah. 644 00:38:45,758 --> 00:38:48,108 How was your morning jog? 645 00:38:48,195 --> 00:38:49,327 It was good. 646 00:38:49,414 --> 00:38:52,025 I, um... I feel bad, though. 647 00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:54,723 My concierge had to jog with me the whole time. 648 00:38:54,810 --> 00:38:56,334 [chuckles] 649 00:38:56,421 --> 00:38:58,661 You guys really go above and beyond with the service here. 650 00:38:59,162 --> 00:39:02,427 Oh, that's the only thing you find above and beyond? 651 00:39:02,514 --> 00:39:03,776 The service? 652 00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:06,213 Yeah. Um... 653 00:39:08,084 --> 00:39:09,564 I mean, the song was amazing. 654 00:39:10,478 --> 00:39:13,220 Like, genuinely. It was... 655 00:39:15,309 --> 00:39:17,833 gorgeous and haunting and kind of funny. 656 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,922 Funny? How? 657 00:39:20,619 --> 00:39:22,925 It's just not really how I picture your heart, I guess. 658 00:39:23,012 --> 00:39:25,754 How did you picture my heart? 659 00:39:25,841 --> 00:39:27,452 [chuckles] Um... 660 00:39:29,105 --> 00:39:30,280 I... 661 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:31,891 Like Teflon, 662 00:39:31,978 --> 00:39:34,459 glitter-glazed and reinforced 663 00:39:34,546 --> 00:39:36,809 with a shit ton of cash and applause. 664 00:39:36,896 --> 00:39:38,071 Pardon my French. 665 00:39:38,158 --> 00:39:40,029 Well, don't stop Frenching 666 00:39:40,116 --> 00:39:42,205 on my account, dear. Sit. 667 00:39:44,469 --> 00:39:45,600 [Ariel]: Um... 668 00:39:46,253 --> 00:39:47,646 Really, though, I just... 669 00:39:47,733 --> 00:39:49,648 I found it really impressive. 670 00:39:50,257 --> 00:39:51,432 Thank you. 671 00:39:52,433 --> 00:39:55,871 You're able to sing about all that like it was yesterday, and... 672 00:39:57,351 --> 00:40:00,267 it was really kind of comforting 673 00:40:00,354 --> 00:40:01,790 that you hadn't lost a step. 674 00:40:03,226 --> 00:40:05,925 Thank you. Well, yes, that would be a bummer. 675 00:40:06,012 --> 00:40:07,709 [chuckling] Yeah, that'd be a huge bummer. 676 00:40:07,796 --> 00:40:09,885 Hi, Ariel. 677 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:13,759 Um... 678 00:40:15,021 --> 00:40:17,240 not to get all Anderson Cooper on you 679 00:40:17,327 --> 00:40:18,827 - first thing in the morning... - Mmm-hmm. 680 00:40:18,851 --> 00:40:22,420 ...but, um, this place, this, um... 681 00:40:24,204 --> 00:40:26,772 religion, Level... 682 00:40:29,078 --> 00:40:30,863 ...how long ago was it since you founded it? 683 00:40:30,950 --> 00:40:34,214 Oh. [laughing] 684 00:40:35,824 --> 00:40:37,957 Oh, no. I didn't create it. 685 00:40:38,044 --> 00:40:39,567 You think I wrote all that? 686 00:40:39,654 --> 00:40:42,701 No, I'm just a simple songman. 687 00:40:43,571 --> 00:40:46,444 It existed long before me. 688 00:40:47,270 --> 00:40:48,489 But you are a member? 689 00:40:48,576 --> 00:40:51,927 Yes, I'm very committed to it. 690 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,106 What is it that you guys do? 691 00:40:58,412 --> 00:41:00,458 What do you mean, what do we do? 692 00:41:00,545 --> 00:41:02,764 I mean, all religions do something. 693 00:41:03,591 --> 00:41:05,288 Catholics go to Mass. 694 00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:07,203 They drink the blood of Christ. 695 00:41:07,290 --> 00:41:09,989 Muslims, uh, pray towards Mecca. 696 00:41:10,076 --> 00:41:12,295 You know, they... they do things. 697 00:41:12,382 --> 00:41:14,559 All religions have things that they do together. 698 00:41:14,646 --> 00:41:19,302 Um, then what do you call a group that does nothing together? 699 00:41:19,389 --> 00:41:21,000 Congress. 700 00:41:21,087 --> 00:41:22,480 [Moretti laughs] 701 00:41:24,307 --> 00:41:25,526 Actually, you know what? 702 00:41:25,613 --> 00:41:27,963 There... there is... 703 00:41:29,225 --> 00:41:31,750 one thing we... we all do. 704 00:41:31,837 --> 00:41:33,186 Would you like to see? 705 00:41:33,273 --> 00:41:34,840 Yeah. 706 00:41:44,545 --> 00:41:46,895 [intriguing music playing] 707 00:41:55,948 --> 00:41:57,427 [cracking nearby] 708 00:41:57,515 --> 00:41:59,168 [cracking continues] 709 00:42:01,867 --> 00:42:03,107 [hushed]: Sorry about the odor. 710 00:42:03,172 --> 00:42:05,479 I wish that I could say you get used to it, 711 00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:07,046 but you don't. 712 00:42:08,656 --> 00:42:12,660 Now, this believer is engaged 713 00:42:12,747 --> 00:42:15,707 in a process we call Diving. 714 00:42:15,794 --> 00:42:19,319 That's something we're all called to do. 715 00:42:20,233 --> 00:42:21,887 "We all," including yourself? 716 00:42:22,801 --> 00:42:24,411 Absolutely. 717 00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:32,201 [Ariel]: So, you eat them? 718 00:42:32,288 --> 00:42:35,988 For necklaces, we source only natural pearls, 719 00:42:36,075 --> 00:42:38,338 so that means we're obligated to open 720 00:42:38,425 --> 00:42:41,384 oyster after oyster after oyster 721 00:42:41,471 --> 00:42:44,518 before we find one with a pearl in it. 722 00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:48,391 Well, in a hundred oysters, 723 00:42:49,915 --> 00:42:52,439 how often do you find a pearl? 724 00:42:52,526 --> 00:42:54,441 Not all that often, but distilling it 725 00:42:54,528 --> 00:42:58,880 into a chore of numbers is beside the point. 726 00:42:58,967 --> 00:43:00,882 Well, what's the point, then? 727 00:43:07,672 --> 00:43:09,325 - [knife squishes] - [man grunting] 728 00:43:10,892 --> 00:43:12,633 [man, softly]: Oh, damn. 729 00:43:15,549 --> 00:43:16,942 We should probably... 730 00:43:17,638 --> 00:43:20,510 leave him to it, let him concentrate. 731 00:43:23,078 --> 00:43:24,384 [door opens] 732 00:43:33,132 --> 00:43:35,221 [chuckles] Um... 733 00:43:36,352 --> 00:43:39,051 forgive me if I'm missing something, but... 734 00:43:40,356 --> 00:43:41,575 what... 735 00:43:42,794 --> 00:43:45,753 [chuckling] What's the point of that, exactly? 736 00:43:47,842 --> 00:43:50,366 Well, the Meditations of Level 737 00:43:50,453 --> 00:43:53,718 teaches us that the worth of a single pearl 738 00:43:53,805 --> 00:43:58,418 surpasses the value of all empty shells 739 00:43:58,505 --> 00:44:02,378 and that balance, true balance, 740 00:44:02,465 --> 00:44:06,600 exists not in the notion that all things are equal 741 00:44:06,687 --> 00:44:08,776 but in the realization 742 00:44:08,863 --> 00:44:11,083 that all things are not... 743 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:13,694 equal. 744 00:44:15,174 --> 00:44:16,697 True balance? 745 00:44:16,784 --> 00:44:17,916 Yes. 746 00:44:18,003 --> 00:44:22,137 Like someone who would sleep 12 hours a day 747 00:44:22,224 --> 00:44:24,705 and stay up for 12 hours, for example. 748 00:44:26,315 --> 00:44:27,447 [Moretti]: Hmm. 749 00:44:29,014 --> 00:44:32,452 Did you really buy and wear Freddie Mercury's teeth? 750 00:44:40,329 --> 00:44:41,766 [shower running] 751 00:44:41,853 --> 00:44:42,984 [shower stops] 752 00:44:48,076 --> 00:44:49,861 [knocking] 753 00:44:57,738 --> 00:44:58,913 Okay. 754 00:45:05,398 --> 00:45:06,573 Hi. 755 00:45:08,706 --> 00:45:11,186 Oh, hello. 756 00:45:11,273 --> 00:45:13,754 It's so great to finally meet you, Ariel. 757 00:45:13,841 --> 00:45:16,452 Uh, it's nice to meet you, too... 758 00:45:16,539 --> 00:45:17,715 Rachel. 759 00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:21,327 - Okay. - Okay, um... 760 00:45:21,414 --> 00:45:22,608 [Rachel speaking indistinctly to staff] 761 00:45:22,632 --> 00:45:24,460 Rachel. [chuckles] 762 00:45:26,158 --> 00:45:27,899 - Rachel, hi. Yeah. - Hi. 763 00:45:27,986 --> 00:45:29,552 What... what is all this? 764 00:45:29,639 --> 00:45:30,728 Here. 765 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,556 Oh, beautiful. Option three, 766 00:45:33,643 --> 00:45:35,578 with the olive foundation, like we talked about last week, okay? 767 00:45:35,602 --> 00:45:36,690 - Okay. - Thank you. 768 00:45:36,777 --> 00:45:38,300 No, I... I got one of these, actually. 769 00:45:38,387 --> 00:45:40,215 Um... just, like, what is this? 770 00:45:40,302 --> 00:45:43,392 Is this, like, the... the spa experience or... 771 00:45:44,611 --> 00:45:46,091 Right. Okay. 772 00:45:46,178 --> 00:45:48,833 We're gonna make you look like the best version of you. 773 00:45:50,443 --> 00:45:52,053 Okay. Um... 774 00:45:54,186 --> 00:45:55,665 What number? 775 00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,537 Okay. Two dresses. 776 00:45:59,408 --> 00:46:01,236 Let me ask you this. 777 00:46:01,323 --> 00:46:02,585 Uh... 778 00:46:03,848 --> 00:46:07,286 did you receive a call out of the blue, maybe, 779 00:46:07,373 --> 00:46:10,811 from Moretti a few years ago, and that's what brought you to this place? 780 00:46:10,898 --> 00:46:13,074 I'm sorry, my dear, the schedule. 781 00:46:13,161 --> 00:46:14,249 Let us do what we do, 782 00:46:14,336 --> 00:46:16,034 and I promise you will look and feel 783 00:46:16,121 --> 00:46:17,600 - like a million bucks. - Yeah. Okay. 784 00:46:17,687 --> 00:46:19,777 [intriguing music playing] 785 00:46:30,831 --> 00:46:33,268 Mmm. Mmm. 786 00:46:33,355 --> 00:46:35,705 You have Pam Grier's bone structure. 787 00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:37,229 - Okay. - Ooh, truly gorgeous. 788 00:46:37,316 --> 00:46:39,144 Let's not get carried away, now. 789 00:46:39,753 --> 00:46:41,189 Okay. 790 00:46:41,276 --> 00:46:42,843 It's so weird. 791 00:46:42,930 --> 00:46:44,497 You guys do fast work. 792 00:46:44,584 --> 00:46:47,152 It's like, one day you just look in the mirror 793 00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:48,651 and you're both of your parents, you're... 794 00:46:48,675 --> 00:46:50,155 [electric razor buzzing] 795 00:46:51,156 --> 00:46:52,374 - [buzzing stops] - Okay, hon. 796 00:46:52,461 --> 00:46:54,942 So, how's the lady garden? 797 00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:57,075 Um... 798 00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:00,469 What? [chuckles] 799 00:47:00,556 --> 00:47:01,644 Your lady garden. 800 00:47:01,731 --> 00:47:03,342 [chuckles] 801 00:47:03,429 --> 00:47:04,691 Your cha-cha. 802 00:47:05,735 --> 00:47:07,172 Your vagina, my dear. 803 00:47:07,259 --> 00:47:09,652 When was the last time you shaved or waxed down there? 804 00:47:09,739 --> 00:47:11,741 Uh, no, yeah, I... I... I figured. 805 00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:14,353 Um... [laughs] 806 00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:15,963 I don't know. 807 00:47:16,050 --> 00:47:18,792 Uh, I... I... I don't... 808 00:47:18,879 --> 00:47:22,404 I don't know why it's any of your business. 809 00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:28,846 It... it has been a... a minute. 810 00:47:28,933 --> 00:47:30,760 That's good. That's good. 811 00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:33,111 Moretti requires that everyone be unshaven. 812 00:47:33,198 --> 00:47:36,418 But what he actually means is a full, tidy bush, 813 00:47:36,505 --> 00:47:38,725 emphasis on "tidy." 814 00:47:38,812 --> 00:47:40,770 We all do it, even the men. 815 00:47:42,642 --> 00:47:43,817 [laughs] 816 00:47:44,774 --> 00:47:47,777 Does he have plans to... to... to see... 817 00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:49,257 I'm sure he doesn't. 818 00:47:50,955 --> 00:47:54,697 I've worked on The Debutante since before the Cream Crush Tour. 819 00:47:54,784 --> 00:47:56,090 He's had many impressive guests. 820 00:47:56,177 --> 00:47:59,485 Icons, people who had holidays named after them. 821 00:47:59,572 --> 00:48:01,966 Football players, Pulitzer Prize winners. 822 00:48:02,053 --> 00:48:05,752 Everyone with 100% certainty has gone through this process. 823 00:48:05,839 --> 00:48:07,014 Okay, uh, sorry. 824 00:48:07,101 --> 00:48:09,321 So, um, because 825 00:48:10,409 --> 00:48:13,281 some famous, influential people 826 00:48:13,368 --> 00:48:16,589 wanted to... to... to spend time with Moretti, 827 00:48:16,676 --> 00:48:21,246 they let you, or whoever else, um... 828 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:25,032 shave them down there? 829 00:48:25,119 --> 00:48:28,818 Hey, as Moretti always says, 830 00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:31,952 "No one is more of a star fucker 831 00:48:32,039 --> 00:48:33,736 "than the fucking stars." 832 00:48:36,435 --> 00:48:38,306 [electric razor buzzing] 833 00:48:41,396 --> 00:48:44,182 I mean, has the man ever told a joke that's actually funny? 834 00:48:44,269 --> 00:48:45,792 - Well... - Hey. 835 00:48:46,706 --> 00:48:48,360 - Hey. - [gasps] Wow, honey. 836 00:48:48,447 --> 00:48:49,772 - You look gorgeous. - [Ariel chuckles] 837 00:48:49,796 --> 00:48:51,450 Doesn't she look gorgeous, Stan? 838 00:48:51,537 --> 00:48:54,409 - [Stan]: No objection here. - I mean, you guys look amazing. 839 00:48:54,496 --> 00:48:55,671 I love your hair, Clara. 840 00:48:55,758 --> 00:48:57,282 Well, it's a wig. 841 00:48:57,369 --> 00:49:00,546 Yeah, she knows it's a wig, Stan, you miserable ass. 842 00:49:01,242 --> 00:49:02,872 And they put it on a little bit too tight, 843 00:49:02,896 --> 00:49:04,028 but other than that, 844 00:49:04,115 --> 00:49:05,551 I think it looks fabulous on me. 845 00:49:05,638 --> 00:49:07,422 It does. This is a look. 846 00:49:08,119 --> 00:49:09,555 Um... 847 00:49:12,123 --> 00:49:14,342 Sorry, did... did... did your guys's concierges 848 00:49:14,429 --> 00:49:15,996 stay with you all night? 849 00:49:16,823 --> 00:49:18,216 - Yep. - Yep. 850 00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:20,392 And did they, um... 851 00:49:21,219 --> 00:49:25,658 they shave you down... 852 00:49:25,745 --> 00:49:26,746 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 853 00:49:26,833 --> 00:49:28,443 Okay. Cool. 854 00:49:28,530 --> 00:49:30,924 [laughs] Fucking Moretti. 855 00:49:31,011 --> 00:49:32,578 [Clara]: Yeah. 856 00:49:32,665 --> 00:49:33,709 [Ariel chuckles] 857 00:49:33,796 --> 00:49:35,320 - [Ariel]: Oh, hey. - [Bianca]: Hey. 858 00:49:35,407 --> 00:49:36,558 - [Ariel]: Hey. - [Bianca]: Hey. 859 00:49:36,582 --> 00:49:37,583 [Emily]: Ooh. Wow. 860 00:49:37,670 --> 00:49:39,019 - Thank you. - Wow. 861 00:49:39,106 --> 00:49:40,431 - Bianca, look at this look. - This is great. 862 00:49:40,455 --> 00:49:41,519 - Stop. - You look beautiful. 863 00:49:41,543 --> 00:49:42,607 I've never seen you look like this. 864 00:49:42,631 --> 00:49:43,806 All right. 865 00:49:43,893 --> 00:49:45,678 Shall we head to the listening room? 866 00:49:46,461 --> 00:49:49,595 Um... we're down one, though, right? 867 00:49:49,682 --> 00:49:52,250 Oh, yeah. Where is Bill? 868 00:49:52,337 --> 00:49:57,124 Mr. Lotto opted for a longer massage session. 869 00:49:57,690 --> 00:49:58,841 He'll rejoin the group later. 870 00:49:58,865 --> 00:50:00,606 [scoffs] Typical. 871 00:50:00,693 --> 00:50:02,608 - Asshole. - He's so indulgent. 872 00:50:08,527 --> 00:50:10,529 [intriguing music playing] 873 00:50:37,860 --> 00:50:40,428 [light laughter, quiet chatter] 874 00:50:57,054 --> 00:50:59,143 [Moretti]: I'll only say this, 875 00:50:59,230 --> 00:51:01,841 humanity has been in debt 876 00:51:01,928 --> 00:51:05,584 ever since we found ourselves on this tiny rock. 877 00:51:05,671 --> 00:51:09,631 Every so often, there is a Michelangelo 878 00:51:09,718 --> 00:51:12,286 who paints a Sistine Chapel 879 00:51:12,373 --> 00:51:16,116 or a Tina Turner who covers Proud Mary, 880 00:51:16,203 --> 00:51:19,206 and humanity chips away at that debt. 881 00:51:20,033 --> 00:51:22,905 Now, I'm not saying this album, 882 00:51:22,992 --> 00:51:24,820 Caesar's Request, 883 00:51:24,907 --> 00:51:27,519 will bring us into the black, 884 00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:32,393 but you can bet your ass it'll bring us closer to it. 885 00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:34,743 [pulsing electronic beat plays] 886 00:51:34,830 --> 00:51:37,355 [upbeat electric guitar line plays over electronic beat] 887 00:51:39,661 --> 00:51:40,880 [grunts] 888 00:51:42,403 --> 00:51:43,535 Whoo, whoo. 889 00:51:51,673 --> 00:51:53,632 ♪ Hey, babe 890 00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:55,808 ♪ Look to me 891 00:51:55,895 --> 00:51:57,766 ♪ The way you fall asleep 892 00:51:57,853 --> 00:52:00,204 ♪ Tonight I pray I'm in your dreams ♪ 893 00:52:00,291 --> 00:52:02,249 ♪ Hey, crazy 894 00:52:02,336 --> 00:52:04,512 ♪ Come to me 895 00:52:04,599 --> 00:52:06,775 ♪ I love to play The role of love ♪ 896 00:52:06,862 --> 00:52:09,213 ♪ Girl, write me In your scenes ♪ 897 00:52:09,300 --> 00:52:12,738 ♪ Cameras, action 898 00:52:13,521 --> 00:52:17,743 ♪ Fatal attraction 899 00:52:17,830 --> 00:52:21,529 ♪ Encore, concords 900 00:52:22,313 --> 00:52:25,533 ♪ Latest fashion 901 00:52:26,186 --> 00:52:28,188 ♪ Girl, you sexy And you know it ♪ 902 00:52:28,275 --> 00:52:30,364 ♪ And you ain't afraid To show it ♪ 903 00:52:30,451 --> 00:52:32,932 ♪ I adore you Bring your gifts ♪ 904 00:52:33,019 --> 00:52:34,716 ♪ Bring your ass Bring your lips ♪ 905 00:52:34,803 --> 00:52:36,892 ♪ Bring me Venus I'll bring you Mars ♪ 906 00:52:36,979 --> 00:52:39,112 ♪ Bring the night I'll bring the stars ♪ 907 00:52:39,199 --> 00:52:40,722 ♪ I'll bring it all 908 00:52:40,809 --> 00:52:42,420 ♪ All, all, all, all, all 909 00:52:42,942 --> 00:52:43,986 ♪ 35 millimeter 910 00:52:44,073 --> 00:52:46,075 ♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot 911 00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:48,295 ♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose 912 00:52:48,382 --> 00:52:51,472 ♪ Light, love, rogue Live, bold, die ♪ 913 00:52:51,559 --> 00:52:52,560 ♪ 35 millimeter 914 00:52:52,647 --> 00:52:54,780 ♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot 915 00:52:54,867 --> 00:52:56,999 ♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose 916 00:52:57,086 --> 00:52:59,654 ♪ Walk, love, walk Live, walk, die ♪ 917 00:52:59,741 --> 00:53:01,917 ♪ 35 millimeter 918 00:53:09,490 --> 00:53:11,144 ♪ Hey, love 919 00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:13,755 ♪ Hey, love 920 00:53:13,842 --> 00:53:15,366 ♪ I come alive at night 921 00:53:15,453 --> 00:53:17,542 ♪ Let's be alive tonight 922 00:53:17,629 --> 00:53:19,500 ♪ Sweet soul 923 00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:21,937 ♪ Pure soul 924 00:53:22,938 --> 00:53:26,464 ♪ Bring a rise Until I'm hypnotized ♪ 925 00:53:27,116 --> 00:53:31,033 ♪ Borderlines get crossed ♪ 926 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:32,774 ♪ Put me in focus 927 00:53:33,688 --> 00:53:35,081 ♪ Girl, I'm hopeless 928 00:53:35,821 --> 00:53:37,475 ♪ Don't be camera-shy 929 00:53:37,562 --> 00:53:40,129 ♪ Let's both defy this life 930 00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:43,872 ♪ Put us on the screen For everyone to see ♪ 931 00:53:43,959 --> 00:53:49,313 ♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh 932 00:53:52,664 --> 00:53:54,666 ♪ Girl, you sexy And you know it ♪ 933 00:53:54,753 --> 00:53:56,885 ♪ And you ain't afraid To show it ♪ 934 00:53:56,972 --> 00:53:58,757 ♪ I adore you Bring your gifts ♪ 935 00:53:58,844 --> 00:54:01,194 ♪ Bring your ass Bring your lips ♪ 936 00:54:01,281 --> 00:54:03,457 ♪ Bring me Venus I'll bring you Mars ♪ 937 00:54:03,544 --> 00:54:05,329 ♪ Bring the night I'll bring the stars ♪ 938 00:54:05,416 --> 00:54:06,852 ♪ I'll bring it all 939 00:54:09,463 --> 00:54:10,464 ♪ 35 millimeter 940 00:54:10,551 --> 00:54:12,597 ♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot 941 00:54:12,684 --> 00:54:14,729 ♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose 942 00:54:14,816 --> 00:54:17,863 ♪ Light, love, rogue Live, bold, die ♪ 943 00:54:17,950 --> 00:54:19,256 ♪ 35 millimeter 944 00:54:19,343 --> 00:54:23,521 [voice distorted] ♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot 945 00:54:23,608 --> 00:54:27,873 ♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose 946 00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:29,657 ♪ Walk, love, walk 947 00:54:29,744 --> 00:54:31,093 [distorted howling] 948 00:54:31,180 --> 00:54:34,445 ♪ Live, walk, die 949 00:54:50,591 --> 00:54:51,766 ♪ Love 950 00:54:53,072 --> 00:54:55,683 ♪ Live, die 951 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:01,689 [coughing] 952 00:55:02,429 --> 00:55:04,866 [gasping] 953 00:55:04,953 --> 00:55:06,825 [Moretti]: Can we cut the music, please? 954 00:55:06,912 --> 00:55:08,609 - Honey, are you all right? - [song stops] 955 00:55:09,218 --> 00:55:11,786 - Can we get her some water? - [clears throat, coughs] 956 00:55:11,873 --> 00:55:14,049 It's probably a peanut allergy. 957 00:55:14,136 --> 00:55:17,705 I swear, that entire generation just woke up one day with a peanut allergy. 958 00:55:17,792 --> 00:55:20,795 - [coughs, gasps] - It might be the altitude, actually. 959 00:55:20,882 --> 00:55:23,581 Rachel, can we get her an IV drip, maybe? 960 00:55:23,668 --> 00:55:26,714 And also, check with the kind folks in the infirmary. 961 00:55:26,801 --> 00:55:28,605 - Maybe give her a once-over. - Just breathe, Emily. 962 00:55:28,629 --> 00:55:31,806 You're... you're in great hands with... with Rachel. 963 00:55:31,893 --> 00:55:34,156 [Emily coughs, clears throat] 964 00:55:35,201 --> 00:55:36,811 Don't worry. I've had worse reviews. 965 00:55:36,898 --> 00:55:39,423 [laughter] 966 00:55:39,510 --> 00:55:43,035 [Moretti]: Maybe let's all go get some fresh air 967 00:55:43,122 --> 00:55:46,604 and let the music decant a little bit, shall we? 968 00:55:46,691 --> 00:55:48,127 - Sure. - Yeah? 969 00:55:48,214 --> 00:55:49,389 Yeah. 970 00:55:51,304 --> 00:55:53,001 [Moretti]: Thank you. I'm honored. 971 00:55:53,088 --> 00:55:54,829 It's just so inspiring. 972 00:55:55,874 --> 00:55:57,963 - [Clara groans] - Hey. You good? 973 00:55:58,050 --> 00:56:01,140 [chuckling] Yeah. I'm just trying to loosen it. 974 00:56:03,490 --> 00:56:05,231 What's crazier, 975 00:56:05,318 --> 00:56:09,496 the fact that Moretti has changed his wardrobe 976 00:56:09,583 --> 00:56:12,064 - six times in the last two days... - [chuckles] 977 00:56:12,151 --> 00:56:16,329 ...or that he's still the best entertainer in the world? 978 00:56:16,416 --> 00:56:18,046 - [Ariel]: No, for sure, but... - [Clara]: Yeah. 979 00:56:18,070 --> 00:56:19,941 This whole thing's a trip, man. 980 00:56:20,681 --> 00:56:23,118 Him, this place, like... 981 00:56:23,945 --> 00:56:27,601 The people here are weirdly talented 982 00:56:27,688 --> 00:56:29,908 and seem mostly happy. 983 00:56:29,995 --> 00:56:31,039 Yeah. 984 00:56:31,126 --> 00:56:32,737 The scars on the hands, though. 985 00:56:32,824 --> 00:56:33,944 I don't know if I love that. 986 00:56:33,999 --> 00:56:36,915 - Huh. I hadn't noticed. - Yeah. 987 00:56:37,742 --> 00:56:40,614 Um, you know Stan pretty well, yeah? 988 00:56:40,701 --> 00:56:41,876 Stan? Yeah. 989 00:56:43,487 --> 00:56:47,360 How apeshit do you think he'd go 990 00:56:47,447 --> 00:56:48,887 if I were to write a secondary piece, 991 00:56:48,927 --> 00:56:50,711 like, on the Levelists? 992 00:56:51,451 --> 00:56:53,627 Here's the thing, Stan is an asshole, 993 00:56:53,714 --> 00:56:55,716 but if you have a real story to tell, 994 00:56:55,803 --> 00:56:57,718 not even he can deny that. 995 00:56:59,198 --> 00:57:00,982 [Stan]: There's something that unites them. 996 00:57:01,069 --> 00:57:03,507 And I... I'm not quite sure how to put it, but they... 997 00:57:03,594 --> 00:57:06,553 they're all very different, but there's something... 998 00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,121 It's as if they're all faces of the one. 999 00:57:09,208 --> 00:57:10,383 [Moretti]: Mmm-hm. 1000 00:57:10,470 --> 00:57:12,080 Well, you know, Level believes 1001 00:57:12,167 --> 00:57:14,779 God is a temporary state of being 1002 00:57:14,866 --> 00:57:18,783 and that divinity is accessible for all, 1003 00:57:18,870 --> 00:57:21,699 but soon fades away. 1004 00:57:21,786 --> 00:57:24,005 - [Stan]: Right. - For... for instance, 1005 00:57:24,092 --> 00:57:26,051 when I created the bridge 1006 00:57:26,138 --> 00:57:28,096 - on Live Without Love... - [Stan sighs] 1007 00:57:28,183 --> 00:57:31,143 ...uh, in that moment, I was a god. 1008 00:57:31,230 --> 00:57:32,797 - Capital "G" God. - You were. 1009 00:57:32,884 --> 00:57:37,018 But only in the same way the... the person who, uh, 1010 00:57:37,105 --> 00:57:41,719 created the horseshoe thousands of years ago was a god. 1011 00:57:41,806 --> 00:57:44,809 - That is really fascinating, Alfred. - Mmm. 1012 00:57:44,896 --> 00:57:46,245 Do you think that... 1013 00:57:47,072 --> 00:57:49,770 that that could be a little bit alienating, though? 1014 00:57:49,857 --> 00:57:53,818 Just seeing as most people can't 1015 00:57:53,905 --> 00:57:57,299 and won't ever create something 1016 00:57:57,386 --> 00:57:59,345 truly perfect in their lifetimes? 1017 00:57:59,432 --> 00:58:02,130 Actually, we believe it's the exact opposite. 1018 00:58:02,217 --> 00:58:06,395 That anyone can be a god at any moment. 1019 00:58:06,483 --> 00:58:08,789 The opportunity is there for everyone, 1020 00:58:08,876 --> 00:58:12,619 from the boss to the lowest on the masthead. 1021 00:58:12,706 --> 00:58:14,186 Yeah, it makes sense, right? 1022 00:58:15,622 --> 00:58:17,581 We are only vessels. 1023 00:58:17,668 --> 00:58:19,800 Some of us have the goods, some of us don't. 1024 00:58:20,584 --> 00:58:22,411 [laughs] 1025 00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:24,022 [indistinct chatter] 1026 00:58:24,109 --> 00:58:25,850 Thank you so much. 1027 00:58:25,937 --> 00:58:28,132 -So, what's the deal? How's the note-taking coming? -Uh... 1028 00:58:28,156 --> 00:58:29,288 No, it's good. It's good. 1029 00:58:29,375 --> 00:58:30,768 - Okay. - Yeah. 1030 00:58:30,855 --> 00:58:32,615 I've been finding a lot of really fascinating stuff. 1031 00:58:32,639 --> 00:58:34,772 - Mmm-hmm. - I was thinking, you know, 1032 00:58:34,859 --> 00:58:39,124 maybe I could write some sort of secondary... 1033 00:58:39,211 --> 00:58:41,256 like, a... a companion piece to yours. 1034 00:58:41,343 --> 00:58:43,278 - Secondary piece? - Uh, yeah. Secondary, completely secondary. 1035 00:58:43,302 --> 00:58:44,869 [whispering] Just on the Levelists. 1036 00:58:47,132 --> 00:58:48,220 Stan. 1037 00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:49,961 Be real with me. 1038 00:58:51,484 --> 00:58:53,094 This is a cult. 1039 00:58:53,181 --> 00:58:55,227 - [chuckles] Well, yeah. - Or damn well near one. 1040 00:58:55,314 --> 00:58:57,229 Like, this is insane. 1041 00:58:57,316 --> 00:58:58,535 Yeah. So? 1042 00:58:58,622 --> 00:59:00,493 So, I was talking to... to Jorg last night. 1043 00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:01,494 Mmm-hmm. 1044 00:59:01,581 --> 00:59:03,191 The backstories on the members... 1045 00:59:03,278 --> 00:59:05,933 They're all just so fascinating. I could just do a deep dive... 1046 00:59:06,020 --> 00:59:07,607 No, no, no, no. Let me stop you. Stop, stop. 1047 00:59:07,631 --> 00:59:08,806 Let me stop you there. 1048 00:59:08,893 --> 00:59:10,416 We are publishing one story. 1049 00:59:10,503 --> 00:59:12,418 - [scoffs] - And you're... you're playing 1050 00:59:12,505 --> 00:59:14,202 a... a vital role in it. 1051 00:59:14,289 --> 00:59:15,682 But, you know, any and everything 1052 00:59:15,769 --> 00:59:17,007 that's interesting about this place 1053 00:59:17,031 --> 00:59:18,163 will be in my story. 1054 00:59:18,250 --> 00:59:19,991 - Okay. - Plus... plus... 1055 00:59:20,078 --> 00:59:22,471 the... the... the weird groupies in blue, 1056 00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:24,691 the fucking vases, 1057 00:59:24,778 --> 00:59:26,911 god damn dancing, none of that matters 1058 00:59:26,998 --> 00:59:29,130 because it's about the music. 1059 00:59:29,217 --> 00:59:30,741 That's the story, you know? I mean... 1060 00:59:30,828 --> 00:59:31,742 [Ariel gasps] 1061 00:59:31,829 --> 00:59:33,657 [groaning] 1062 00:59:33,744 --> 00:59:35,678 - Oh, my God. Stan. - [Stan]: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1063 00:59:35,702 --> 00:59:37,530 Oh, somebody help! 1064 00:59:37,617 --> 00:59:39,314 - What happened? - Have Charlan rush here. 1065 00:59:39,401 --> 00:59:40,509 - [hyperventilating] - What happened? 1066 00:59:40,533 --> 00:59:42,491 - Now! - Oh, my God. Take it out! 1067 00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:43,643 - No! - [Clara]: Oh, my goodness! 1068 00:59:43,667 --> 00:59:45,059 - [shushing] - [Stan groaning] 1069 00:59:45,146 --> 00:59:46,776 - Just breathe, just breathe. - [Clara]: What's going on? 1070 00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,212 [Jorg]: It looks like it only hit his shoulder... 1071 00:59:48,236 --> 00:59:49,847 - What the fuck? - ...but still hurry. 1072 00:59:49,934 --> 00:59:52,023 [Ariel]: Just breathe, just breathe, just breathe. 1073 00:59:52,110 --> 00:59:54,591 - [Bianca]: Don't take it out. - [Stan groaning] 1074 00:59:56,418 --> 00:59:58,333 - Oh, my God. - Oh, it's... 1075 00:59:58,682 --> 01:00:00,118 I'm so sorry, mister. 1076 01:00:00,205 --> 01:00:02,511 It was a mistake with my grip. It slipped. 1077 01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:04,078 [Stan groaning] 1078 01:00:04,165 --> 01:00:06,385 [Stan]: Oh, my God. 1079 01:00:06,472 --> 01:00:08,169 [groaning continues] 1080 01:00:11,433 --> 01:00:12,521 [Stan]: Yes? 1081 01:00:12,609 --> 01:00:15,176 ["Dina Simone" playing inside room] 1082 01:00:15,263 --> 01:00:17,614 Ariel. Come, have a drink. 1083 01:00:21,966 --> 01:00:22,880 Ariel. 1084 01:00:22,967 --> 01:00:24,664 We were just saying we... 1085 01:00:24,751 --> 01:00:27,362 we should call over to your room and invite you over. 1086 01:00:27,449 --> 01:00:29,289 - We were just saying that. - And here you are. 1087 01:00:29,364 --> 01:00:31,149 There's not a lot left, 1088 01:00:31,236 --> 01:00:32,803 but you look like a lightweight, so... 1089 01:00:32,890 --> 01:00:35,370 Oh, I remember when I used to look like a lightweight. 1090 01:00:35,457 --> 01:00:37,068 Well, we all remember the '80s, Bianca. 1091 01:00:37,155 --> 01:00:38,349 - [Bianca]: Fuck you. - [Clara]: Okay. 1092 01:00:38,373 --> 01:00:40,093 - [Stan]: Fuck you. - [Clara]: To Moretti... 1093 01:00:40,158 --> 01:00:41,202 [music stops] 1094 01:00:41,289 --> 01:00:44,510 ...the best entertainer in the world, 1095 01:00:44,597 --> 01:00:47,644 still the greatest of all time. 1096 01:00:47,731 --> 01:00:49,646 - No doubt. - [Bianca]: Moretti. 1097 01:00:50,516 --> 01:00:51,822 Ariel, what's wrong? 1098 01:00:51,909 --> 01:00:54,172 Oh, this better not be about the fucking article. 1099 01:00:54,259 --> 01:00:55,303 I know that. 1100 01:00:55,390 --> 01:00:57,610 Stan, is it possible 1101 01:00:57,697 --> 01:01:00,352 that what happened to you wasn't an accident? 1102 01:01:00,439 --> 01:01:02,093 - [Clara and Stan]: What? - We're here, 1103 01:01:02,180 --> 01:01:03,790 in the middle of fucking nowhere. 1104 01:01:03,877 --> 01:01:06,053 They took our cell phones. They took our laptops. 1105 01:01:06,140 --> 01:01:08,360 We have no way of communicating with the outside world. 1106 01:01:08,447 --> 01:01:11,319 They're surveilling us, watching us 24/7. 1107 01:01:11,406 --> 01:01:14,279 They're probably fucking listening in to this room somehow. 1108 01:01:14,366 --> 01:01:15,846 People are fucking missing. 1109 01:01:15,933 --> 01:01:18,065 - Let's not forget about that. - What? 1110 01:01:18,152 --> 01:01:19,913 Are you sure you haven't been drinking with us? 1111 01:01:19,937 --> 01:01:22,722 - [laughing] - Because this is sounding a little crazy. 1112 01:01:22,809 --> 01:01:24,352 - [Clara]: Didn't wanna say it. - [Stan]: Sorry. 1113 01:01:24,376 --> 01:01:26,639 Something is off. 1114 01:01:27,422 --> 01:01:30,774 Is this not alarming to you at all? 1115 01:01:30,861 --> 01:01:33,951 Like, is it weird or fucking strange in the least bit? 1116 01:01:34,038 --> 01:01:37,171 It's less odd to me that Bill Lotto's pretentious ass 1117 01:01:37,258 --> 01:01:41,132 thinks that he's too good to listen to the album with the rest of us 1118 01:01:41,219 --> 01:01:44,657 than it is that the Alfred Moretti 1119 01:01:44,744 --> 01:01:46,354 did all of this 1120 01:01:46,441 --> 01:01:49,314 to steal our cell phones or something. I mean, come on. 1121 01:01:49,401 --> 01:01:50,761 I don't know why he fucking did it. 1122 01:01:50,794 --> 01:01:52,404 You said that they hated each other. 1123 01:01:52,491 --> 01:01:55,450 Oh, yeah, they hate each other over something so silly. 1124 01:01:55,537 --> 01:01:56,451 Years ago, 1125 01:01:56,538 --> 01:01:57,583 Bill gave an interview 1126 01:01:57,670 --> 01:01:59,324 where he sort of made fun of Moretti 1127 01:01:59,411 --> 01:02:03,284 for getting his Doberman stuffed after it died. 1128 01:02:03,371 --> 01:02:05,175 - [Bianca]: Oh, Tucker. - [Stan]: That's right. 1129 01:02:05,199 --> 01:02:06,461 That's right. Tucker. [laughs] 1130 01:02:06,548 --> 01:02:08,028 Oh. RIP. 1131 01:02:08,115 --> 01:02:11,162 And then, of course, Moretti was shamed a little bit 1132 01:02:11,249 --> 01:02:14,165 because everybody thought it was kind of strange, 1133 01:02:14,252 --> 01:02:16,776 - because it's kind of strange. - [Bianca]: Mmm-hmm. 1134 01:02:16,863 --> 01:02:19,953 This just doesn't feel fucking right at all to me. 1135 01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:22,564 [Stan]: Okay, and that's why you're the one just taking notes. 1136 01:02:22,651 --> 01:02:24,915 - Okay. [scoffs] - [Clara]: Just calm... Hold on. 1137 01:02:27,918 --> 01:02:30,529 - What is happening? - I don't know. It's... 1138 01:02:30,616 --> 01:02:32,400 [tense music playing] 1139 01:02:32,487 --> 01:02:34,315 [birds chirping] 1140 01:02:37,971 --> 01:02:39,886 [indistinct chatter] 1141 01:02:39,973 --> 01:02:42,193 [Moretti sobbing] 1142 01:02:43,716 --> 01:02:45,152 [Levelists murmuring] 1143 01:02:45,239 --> 01:02:47,067 [sobbing continues] 1144 01:02:53,552 --> 01:02:58,687 The crowd... the crowd is oh so upset. 1145 01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:00,864 [Levelists groaning] 1146 01:03:00,951 --> 01:03:03,040 Upset that I'm not onstage. 1147 01:03:03,127 --> 01:03:04,519 [Levelists]: Yeah! 1148 01:03:04,606 --> 01:03:06,608 The back row is half asleep. 1149 01:03:06,695 --> 01:03:08,219 [Levelists groaning] 1150 01:03:08,306 --> 01:03:12,527 But the front row is ready to rage. 1151 01:03:12,614 --> 01:03:13,833 [Levelists]: Yeah! 1152 01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:16,096 The drummer was an hour late. 1153 01:03:16,183 --> 01:03:17,358 [Levelists groaning] 1154 01:03:17,445 --> 01:03:19,447 He was in the back seat of a groupie's car. 1155 01:03:19,534 --> 01:03:20,535 [Levelists]: Yeah! 1156 01:03:20,622 --> 01:03:23,364 The spotlight just blew out. 1157 01:03:23,451 --> 01:03:24,757 [Levelists groaning] 1158 01:03:24,844 --> 01:03:28,761 But my sarong, it shines from afar. 1159 01:03:28,848 --> 01:03:30,589 [Levelists]: Yeah! 1160 01:03:30,676 --> 01:03:33,461 The price of the ticket was low. 1161 01:03:33,548 --> 01:03:34,593 [Levelists groaning] 1162 01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:37,291 But we're booked for another gig. 1163 01:03:37,378 --> 01:03:38,771 [cheering] 1164 01:03:38,858 --> 01:03:42,601 The microphone is tiny and cheap. 1165 01:03:42,688 --> 01:03:44,298 [Levelists groaning] 1166 01:03:44,385 --> 01:03:48,172 But it makes my bulge 1167 01:03:48,259 --> 01:03:50,130 look big. 1168 01:03:50,217 --> 01:03:52,524 [cheering and applause] 1169 01:03:59,226 --> 01:04:00,358 [man]: Bravo! 1170 01:04:09,628 --> 01:04:11,760 [intriguing music playing] 1171 01:04:21,292 --> 01:04:22,771 [bird calling] 1172 01:04:36,568 --> 01:04:37,830 Ariel? 1173 01:04:40,441 --> 01:04:41,878 [knocking] 1174 01:05:18,349 --> 01:05:21,395 [bell tolling] 1175 01:05:33,277 --> 01:05:36,280 I love you all dearly. I hope to see you soon. 1176 01:05:36,367 --> 01:05:39,326 [quiet chatter] 1177 01:05:45,071 --> 01:05:47,030 [indistinct chatter] 1178 01:05:54,646 --> 01:05:56,517 [door rattling] 1179 01:06:07,006 --> 01:06:09,008 [flies buzzing] 1180 01:06:24,458 --> 01:06:25,851 [scratching rapidly] 1181 01:06:28,375 --> 01:06:31,422 - [scratching continues] - [breathing heavily] 1182 01:06:34,642 --> 01:06:36,427 [groans in frustration] 1183 01:06:36,514 --> 01:06:38,516 [scratching continues] 1184 01:07:03,019 --> 01:07:04,605 -Whoa. -[Rachel]: Are you... Are you okay? 1185 01:07:04,629 --> 01:07:05,736 Don't touch me. Don't touch me. 1186 01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:07,197 What's... what's wrong? 1187 01:07:08,981 --> 01:07:10,306 - Just, wait a minute. - [chuckles] 1188 01:07:10,330 --> 01:07:12,115 Let me explain, okay? 1189 01:07:12,202 --> 01:07:13,942 - I'm leaving. - Ariel. Ariel. 1190 01:07:14,552 --> 01:07:15,596 Ariel! 1191 01:07:17,468 --> 01:07:19,513 [panting] 1192 01:07:28,479 --> 01:07:29,654 Ariel. 1193 01:07:35,268 --> 01:07:36,400 I need to leave. 1194 01:07:36,487 --> 01:07:39,185 Why? What... what happened? What's wrong? 1195 01:07:39,272 --> 01:07:40,882 [chuckles] 1196 01:07:40,969 --> 01:07:42,536 Uh, where's Bill Lotto? 1197 01:07:43,450 --> 01:07:44,669 Najee? 1198 01:07:44,756 --> 01:07:46,845 I would assume he's getting dressed for dinner. 1199 01:07:46,932 --> 01:07:49,674 Wait, did Bill do something to you? 1200 01:07:49,761 --> 01:07:51,632 No, just, where is he? 1201 01:07:51,719 --> 01:07:53,112 Where's... where's Emily Katz? 1202 01:07:53,199 --> 01:07:54,331 [Najee]: I just left her. 1203 01:07:54,418 --> 01:07:55,743 She's feeling much better and will join us 1204 01:07:55,767 --> 01:07:56,767 at the children's show. 1205 01:07:57,334 --> 01:07:58,900 Oh. Okay. 1206 01:07:58,987 --> 01:08:00,032 [Moretti]: Ariel, you... 1207 01:08:00,815 --> 01:08:03,166 Can't you tell me exactly what happened? 1208 01:08:03,253 --> 01:08:05,516 You seemed just peachy yesterday. 1209 01:08:05,603 --> 01:08:09,607 Um, no, I'm not, uh, explaining anything. 1210 01:08:09,694 --> 01:08:12,000 Just, uh, I want to go. 1211 01:08:12,088 --> 01:08:13,480 I'm gonna go. 1212 01:08:13,567 --> 01:08:14,916 I am going now. I'm leaving. 1213 01:08:15,003 --> 01:08:17,962 I'm sorry, but that simply isn't possible right now. 1214 01:08:18,050 --> 01:08:21,140 A few of the believers took the Louise into town. 1215 01:08:21,227 --> 01:08:22,402 They should be back soon. 1216 01:08:22,488 --> 01:08:24,796 Okay, well, what about one of those? 1217 01:08:24,883 --> 01:08:26,363 [Najee]: Those will get you ten miles. 1218 01:08:26,798 --> 01:08:28,321 You'll have to walk the other 40. 1219 01:08:29,714 --> 01:08:32,282 Okay. Well, we have to figure something out, 'cause I gotta go. 1220 01:08:32,368 --> 01:08:35,502 This is the opportunity of a lifetime. 1221 01:08:35,589 --> 01:08:36,808 If you're too ungrateful to... 1222 01:08:36,895 --> 01:08:38,201 Jorg. 1223 01:08:38,810 --> 01:08:41,291 [scoffs] Can't you see she's frightened? 1224 01:08:41,377 --> 01:08:45,555 And it's obviously something we did or didn't do, 1225 01:08:45,643 --> 01:08:49,777 so I would like to apologize for that and assure you 1226 01:08:49,863 --> 01:08:51,649 that we will get you out of here 1227 01:08:51,736 --> 01:08:54,478 as soon as we can possibly do so. 1228 01:08:54,564 --> 01:08:57,220 Najee, when is the bus returning? 1229 01:08:57,307 --> 01:08:59,700 40 minutes, max. I'll call them now. 1230 01:08:59,787 --> 01:09:03,617 [Moretti]: In the meanwhile, I want you to get a hold of Jeff and deal with the plane. 1231 01:09:03,703 --> 01:09:04,792 Get it fueled up. 1232 01:09:04,879 --> 01:09:06,533 Make sure it's ready to go 1233 01:09:06,620 --> 01:09:08,404 the second we get Ariel 1234 01:09:08,492 --> 01:09:10,233 to the airport, okay? 1235 01:09:10,319 --> 01:09:13,236 - No argument, top priority. - Yes, sir. 1236 01:09:13,323 --> 01:09:15,846 But what about the puppet show? 1237 01:09:16,456 --> 01:09:18,415 [Moretti]: Well, she... she has to leave, 1238 01:09:18,502 --> 01:09:21,374 so she... she'll miss it this time. 1239 01:09:21,461 --> 01:09:25,725 But we worked so hard, and you were supposed to sit next to me. 1240 01:09:25,813 --> 01:09:26,944 It's not fair. 1241 01:09:28,337 --> 01:09:30,600 [Moretti]: You know, maybe we can do this. 1242 01:09:30,688 --> 01:09:32,819 If Ariel agrees, 1243 01:09:32,907 --> 01:09:35,649 the children's building is the closest one to the gate, 1244 01:09:35,736 --> 01:09:39,479 and she could stay and watch the show until the bus got here. 1245 01:09:41,612 --> 01:09:43,221 If you feel comfortable with that. 1246 01:09:46,006 --> 01:09:48,314 I could see the entrance from the building? 1247 01:09:48,401 --> 01:09:49,924 Like, I could see it? 1248 01:09:50,011 --> 01:09:51,011 [stammers] 1249 01:09:51,099 --> 01:09:53,450 Cross my heart, hope to die. 1250 01:09:53,537 --> 01:09:54,668 [scoffs] 1251 01:09:58,106 --> 01:09:59,412 Yeah, fine. 1252 01:09:59,499 --> 01:10:01,197 - Yes! - [Ariel]: Okay. 1253 01:10:05,853 --> 01:10:07,072 Jorg, if you could... 1254 01:10:07,159 --> 01:10:08,421 Thank you. 1255 01:10:17,648 --> 01:10:19,737 [mellow music playing] 1256 01:10:21,434 --> 01:10:23,654 [birds chirping] 1257 01:10:41,933 --> 01:10:43,108 [Stan, softly]: Yeah. 1258 01:10:45,197 --> 01:10:47,243 [quiet chatter] 1259 01:10:48,548 --> 01:10:49,549 [sighs] 1260 01:10:49,636 --> 01:10:50,724 [chuckling] 1261 01:10:54,772 --> 01:10:55,860 [Clara]: Cute. 1262 01:11:00,647 --> 01:11:02,170 [Moretti]: All right, children. 1263 01:11:04,085 --> 01:11:07,350 Presenting The Tragedy of Billie. 1264 01:11:07,437 --> 01:11:10,004 [applause] 1265 01:11:10,091 --> 01:11:11,658 [somber jazz music playing] 1266 01:11:21,059 --> 01:11:24,105 [puppets chattering] 1267 01:11:30,938 --> 01:11:32,897 [puppets laughing] 1268 01:11:37,336 --> 01:11:38,946 [chuckles] 1269 01:11:40,557 --> 01:11:42,559 [puppet chatter and laughter stops] 1270 01:11:45,779 --> 01:11:48,129 [Billie Holiday]: Okay. I'm ready. 1271 01:11:48,216 --> 01:11:49,957 - [puppets clamoring] - [puppets]: Lady Day! 1272 01:11:51,742 --> 01:11:54,005 Tell us, has the trauma in your childhood 1273 01:11:54,092 --> 01:11:56,529 helped you make such successful music? 1274 01:11:56,616 --> 01:11:59,489 Coming from where I'm from, to be where I'm at now, 1275 01:11:59,576 --> 01:12:01,969 well, I guess that's a sweet song in itself. 1276 01:12:02,056 --> 01:12:04,232 But I wouldn't wish my childhood on anyone, 1277 01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,452 - even for success. - Tell us about prison. 1278 01:12:06,539 --> 01:12:08,280 Did you perform any ditties in the slammer? 1279 01:12:08,367 --> 01:12:11,370 Well, I'm no saint. You already knew that. 1280 01:12:11,457 --> 01:12:13,546 And prison sure ain't full of saints, 1281 01:12:13,633 --> 01:12:15,002 but neither is the rest of the world. 1282 01:12:15,026 --> 01:12:16,854 Are you still on smack? 1283 01:12:16,941 --> 01:12:20,423 I'm very pleased to announce that I'm 100% sober as I stand here 1284 01:12:20,510 --> 01:12:23,643 and plan to finish my days exactly that way. 1285 01:12:23,730 --> 01:12:25,166 I'm embarrassed and ashamed 1286 01:12:25,253 --> 01:12:27,343 of the mistakes I've made in my past 1287 01:12:27,430 --> 01:12:29,301 and ask my fans and family to forgive me 1288 01:12:29,388 --> 01:12:30,650 as best as they can. 1289 01:12:30,737 --> 01:12:32,304 I know I'm certainly trying to. 1290 01:12:32,391 --> 01:12:34,393 When did the weight gain start? 1291 01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:37,222 How do you feel about McKay blowing your fortune? 1292 01:12:37,309 --> 01:12:40,094 Are you flat broke? Reports say you're flat broke. 1293 01:12:40,181 --> 01:12:44,490 Billie, when will we hear Strange Fruitagain? 1294 01:12:44,577 --> 01:12:47,188 Do you think a former prostitute should be a role model? 1295 01:12:47,275 --> 01:12:48,581 Billie! Ms. Holiday! 1296 01:12:48,668 --> 01:12:50,975 [puppet reporters clamoring] 1297 01:12:51,062 --> 01:12:53,151 [puppet reporters]: Billie! Ms. Holiday! 1298 01:12:53,238 --> 01:12:55,240 [puppet reporters]: Lady Day! 1299 01:12:55,327 --> 01:12:57,329 [puppet reporters laughing] 1300 01:12:58,374 --> 01:12:59,897 Something moved. Something moved. 1301 01:12:59,984 --> 01:13:01,377 What... what the fuck is that? 1302 01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:03,160 [gasps] 1303 01:13:03,204 --> 01:13:05,381 - What the fuck? - Oh, my God. 1304 01:13:05,468 --> 01:13:06,947 [Stan]: Jesus. 1305 01:13:10,516 --> 01:13:12,388 [Stan]: Is... is this some kind of joke? 1306 01:13:14,041 --> 01:13:16,696 -[Clara]: What? -[Stan]: Is there some... someone in there? 1307 01:13:16,783 --> 01:13:19,090 Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. 1308 01:13:19,917 --> 01:13:21,484 What the fuck? 1309 01:13:22,310 --> 01:13:23,747 Jesus Christ. 1310 01:13:24,922 --> 01:13:26,227 [Emily groaning] 1311 01:13:26,314 --> 01:13:27,620 [Clara]: Oh, my God. 1312 01:13:28,969 --> 01:13:31,145 - [Stan]: Em? - [Emily whimpering] 1313 01:13:37,456 --> 01:13:39,521 - [Bianca]: Oh, my God. - [Najee]: Time to go, children. 1314 01:13:39,545 --> 01:13:40,827 [Stan]: What the fuck is wrong with her? 1315 01:13:40,851 --> 01:13:41,982 [Emily grunting, whimpering] 1316 01:13:42,069 --> 01:13:46,247 Um, I promised I would be an open book, 1317 01:13:46,334 --> 01:13:47,771 and welshing ain't cute. 1318 01:13:47,858 --> 01:13:48,989 Well done, kids. 1319 01:13:49,076 --> 01:13:50,469 Very... very charming. 1320 01:13:51,383 --> 01:13:53,864 Uh, so I'll try and explain. 1321 01:13:53,951 --> 01:13:57,607 Whatever chemical compound she ingested, 1322 01:13:57,694 --> 01:13:59,347 uh... 1323 01:14:00,392 --> 01:14:04,483 Sorry, science is a bit of a "blah, blah, blah" to me. 1324 01:14:04,570 --> 01:14:06,050 Suffice it to say 1325 01:14:06,137 --> 01:14:10,489 that whatever is wet inside her body 1326 01:14:10,576 --> 01:14:13,187 is rapidly expanding. 1327 01:14:13,274 --> 01:14:15,494 Is... is that more or less accurate? 1328 01:14:15,581 --> 01:14:18,454 - More or less. - [Moretti]: You see? 1329 01:14:18,541 --> 01:14:23,763 Wonders happen when we follow the science. 1330 01:14:23,850 --> 01:14:26,331 Wouldn't you say, dear? 1331 01:14:26,418 --> 01:14:28,115 [Emily gasping] 1332 01:14:28,202 --> 01:14:30,030 [Stan]: Don't... What the fuck are you doing? 1333 01:14:30,117 --> 01:14:32,380 -[Clara]: Oh, my God. Don't touch her. -[Stan]: Jesus. 1334 01:14:32,468 --> 01:14:33,904 - [all groaning] - [Emily grunts] 1335 01:14:33,991 --> 01:14:36,123 - [all gasping] - [Stan]: Jesus Christ. 1336 01:14:36,210 --> 01:14:37,623 - [Moretti]: Jorg, please. - [Stan]: He's fucking insane. 1337 01:14:37,647 --> 01:14:39,083 - [Moretti]: A towel. - Move. 1338 01:14:39,692 --> 01:14:40,998 Move, you motherfuckers! 1339 01:14:41,085 --> 01:14:42,565 No! Let me go! 1340 01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:44,697 - Get off of me! - [grunting] 1341 01:14:46,394 --> 01:14:48,701 - [Levelist]: Nobody leaves! - [Bianca]: I wanna go. 1342 01:14:48,788 --> 01:14:50,311 Let me go. 1343 01:14:50,398 --> 01:14:51,835 - Stay down. - Okay. 1344 01:14:54,402 --> 01:14:56,796 - Fuck! Look at that. - [Stan sobbing] 1345 01:14:56,883 --> 01:14:59,190 I mean, will you look at that? 1346 01:14:59,277 --> 01:15:03,281 Why is it that waterproof foundation 1347 01:15:03,368 --> 01:15:05,283 is never truly waterproof? 1348 01:15:05,370 --> 01:15:06,458 - Why? - [muffled grunting] 1349 01:15:06,545 --> 01:15:07,546 [Jorg]: Great question. 1350 01:15:07,633 --> 01:15:09,548 [Moretti]: And, you know, I... 1351 01:15:09,635 --> 01:15:12,072 I must say something, I'm afraid. 1352 01:15:12,159 --> 01:15:14,031 - [Clara sobbing] - Um... [sniffs] 1353 01:15:14,118 --> 01:15:15,293 [Clara muttering] 1354 01:15:16,337 --> 01:15:18,339 [Moretti]: Many of us here have worked 1355 01:15:18,426 --> 01:15:23,127 very hard to make this a once-in-a-lifetime event, 1356 01:15:23,214 --> 01:15:26,652 and I find that all of you are being 1357 01:15:26,739 --> 01:15:29,394 very, very disruptive. 1358 01:15:29,481 --> 01:15:32,092 - [gasping, crying] - [Moretti]: Excuse... excuse me. 1359 01:15:32,179 --> 01:15:33,853 - That's dramatic. - [Clara, crying]: Let me go. 1360 01:15:33,877 --> 01:15:35,226 I just wanna go. 1361 01:15:35,313 --> 01:15:38,272 Excuse me. That's dramatic. 1362 01:15:38,359 --> 01:15:41,841 Now, may we finally begin the Q and A 1363 01:15:41,928 --> 01:15:43,843 to discuss Caesar's Request? 1364 01:15:43,930 --> 01:15:45,192 [yelling] 1365 01:15:46,803 --> 01:15:48,761 [panicked screaming] 1366 01:15:50,154 --> 01:15:51,285 [Najee]: Hey, hey, hey! 1367 01:15:53,418 --> 01:15:54,724 [whimpering, screaming] 1368 01:15:55,986 --> 01:15:57,465 [Levelist]: Sit! 1369 01:15:57,553 --> 01:15:59,816 - [Bianca]: Oh, my God. - [whimpering, screaming] 1370 01:15:59,903 --> 01:16:00,904 [Bianca]: Oh! 1371 01:16:00,991 --> 01:16:02,079 [Clara screaming] 1372 01:16:02,166 --> 01:16:03,341 [Stan]: Jesus Christ. 1373 01:16:03,428 --> 01:16:06,083 [screaming] 1374 01:16:06,170 --> 01:16:07,258 [Moretti]: Shut her up! 1375 01:16:07,345 --> 01:16:08,476 [screaming stops] 1376 01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:12,002 [Stan groaning] 1377 01:16:12,089 --> 01:16:14,004 [Clara gasping] 1378 01:16:14,091 --> 01:16:17,007 - [Levelist]: Sit her up. - [Moretti]: Intermission is finished. 1379 01:16:17,094 --> 01:16:19,357 [breath trembling] 1380 01:16:26,233 --> 01:16:27,365 What the fuck is this? 1381 01:16:28,322 --> 01:16:30,586 "What the fuck is this?" 1382 01:16:30,673 --> 01:16:33,066 That's what you said? "What the fuck is this?" 1383 01:16:33,153 --> 01:16:35,460 So, the first question 1384 01:16:35,547 --> 01:16:39,203 of my first interview in 30 years is, 1385 01:16:39,290 --> 01:16:41,597 "What the fuck is this?" 1386 01:16:42,380 --> 01:16:44,034 [sighs] 1387 01:16:44,121 --> 01:16:48,865 You know, I... I think I could do better on my own, 1388 01:16:48,952 --> 01:16:51,171 - so let's give it a try. - [feedback squeals] 1389 01:16:51,998 --> 01:16:55,045 [imitating valley girl] Uh, Mr. Alfred Moretti. 1390 01:16:55,132 --> 01:16:56,699 Question mark. 1391 01:16:56,786 --> 01:17:00,877 Why did you 1392 01:17:00,964 --> 01:17:06,186 name your new album, 1393 01:17:06,273 --> 01:17:10,234 like, Caesar's Request? 1394 01:17:11,191 --> 01:17:13,541 [in normal voice] Thank you for the question. 1395 01:17:14,281 --> 01:17:16,893 And thank you, Billie, for the invite. 1396 01:17:16,980 --> 01:17:19,504 Well, it's an insane story. 1397 01:17:19,591 --> 01:17:23,377 One day, while summering on the Cape, 1398 01:17:23,464 --> 01:17:26,511 I was engrossed by an account 1399 01:17:26,598 --> 01:17:30,515 of the time that Julius Caesar was kidnapped. 1400 01:17:30,602 --> 01:17:34,693 Now, does anyone here happen to know 1401 01:17:34,780 --> 01:17:37,087 who kidnapped Julius Caesar? 1402 01:17:37,174 --> 01:17:38,958 [feedback squeals] 1403 01:17:39,045 --> 01:17:40,917 [softly]: Pirates. 1404 01:17:44,747 --> 01:17:45,878 Pirates. 1405 01:17:47,053 --> 01:17:48,838 From the mouths of babes. 1406 01:17:49,534 --> 01:17:52,232 You're absolutely right, Ariel Ecton. 1407 01:17:52,319 --> 01:17:54,408 Now, let me ask you, 1408 01:17:54,495 --> 01:17:59,283 uh, do you happen to know how Julius Caesar responded 1409 01:17:59,370 --> 01:18:00,806 once he'd been freed? 1410 01:18:03,330 --> 01:18:05,419 He went back with his army. 1411 01:18:05,506 --> 01:18:06,769 [Moretti]: To do what? 1412 01:18:07,595 --> 01:18:09,206 Don't disappoint us, now. 1413 01:18:10,555 --> 01:18:14,602 He killed all of his kidnappers. 1414 01:18:15,255 --> 01:18:19,085 [Moretti]: Um, he crucified them, actually. 1415 01:18:19,172 --> 01:18:21,653 Every single one of them. 1416 01:18:21,740 --> 01:18:24,308 No hyperbole, no foundational myth 1417 01:18:24,395 --> 01:18:28,399 about a man walking on water. 1418 01:18:28,486 --> 01:18:33,534 Just simple, actual crucifixion for all of them. 1419 01:18:33,621 --> 01:18:36,886 Now tell me, teacher's pet, 1420 01:18:36,973 --> 01:18:39,758 on whom I'm about to place a big, big bet... 1421 01:18:41,455 --> 01:18:43,370 what's the best part of the story? 1422 01:18:44,763 --> 01:18:45,938 [softly]: Um... 1423 01:18:46,896 --> 01:18:49,246 - [Ariel shuddering] - Well, the best part 1424 01:18:49,333 --> 01:18:52,597 of the story is that 1425 01:18:52,684 --> 01:18:57,820 the pirates who kidnapped the Julius Caesar 1426 01:18:57,907 --> 01:19:00,866 thought he was a commoner. [chuckles] 1427 01:19:00,953 --> 01:19:03,303 They thought they were his equal. 1428 01:19:04,304 --> 01:19:07,960 And because of this misconception, 1429 01:19:08,047 --> 01:19:11,442 they asked the same ransom for Julius Caesar 1430 01:19:11,529 --> 01:19:14,227 that they would've asked for any Joe Schmo Roman. 1431 01:19:14,314 --> 01:19:17,578 And this meant that Caesar was obligated 1432 01:19:17,665 --> 01:19:21,017 to demand a raise in his ransom 1433 01:19:21,104 --> 01:19:24,411 so that it would be commensurate with his position. 1434 01:19:26,849 --> 01:19:28,938 And what does that tell us? Well... 1435 01:19:30,722 --> 01:19:34,160 [whispering] It tells us that royalty, 1436 01:19:34,247 --> 01:19:37,947 even when at the mercy of peasants, 1437 01:19:38,034 --> 01:19:40,776 is still royalty, doesn't it? 1438 01:19:43,300 --> 01:19:44,475 Doesn't it? 1439 01:19:47,043 --> 01:19:49,785 [in normal voice]: Now, what about that story, kids? 1440 01:19:51,612 --> 01:19:54,659 And how about that puppet show? 1441 01:19:54,746 --> 01:19:58,445 [laughing] The Tragedy of Billie. 1442 01:19:59,838 --> 01:20:02,362 I think that interview went rather well. 1443 01:20:02,449 --> 01:20:04,514 - [Jorg]: Wonderful, wonderful interview. - [Bianca]: No. 1444 01:20:04,538 --> 01:20:06,105 [crying] Please, please. 1445 01:20:06,192 --> 01:20:07,343 - Please let me go. - [Bianca]: Stan. 1446 01:20:07,367 --> 01:20:09,108 Please. Please. 1447 01:20:11,371 --> 01:20:12,609 - No, no, please. - [Clara whimpers] 1448 01:20:12,633 --> 01:20:14,331 [crying] I'm sorry. 1449 01:20:14,418 --> 01:20:15,419 Please. 1450 01:20:15,506 --> 01:20:16,506 [groans] 1451 01:20:16,550 --> 01:20:18,509 [Bianca, crying]: Stan. No. 1452 01:20:19,205 --> 01:20:20,554 [Stan grunting] 1453 01:20:21,773 --> 01:20:24,080 - [grunting] - [Bianca groaning] 1454 01:20:24,167 --> 01:20:26,047 - [knife stabbing repeatedly] - [Belle grunting] 1455 01:20:32,175 --> 01:20:33,263 Belle. 1456 01:20:34,177 --> 01:20:36,309 [stabbing continues] 1457 01:20:36,396 --> 01:20:38,485 [tense music playing] 1458 01:20:50,976 --> 01:20:52,630 [door closing] 1459 01:20:53,892 --> 01:20:56,416 ♪ Baby Jane, I lost my nerve 1460 01:20:56,503 --> 01:21:00,072 ♪ Hear my heart Please ignore my words ♪ 1461 01:21:00,159 --> 01:21:02,466 ♪ We jumped the broom That was the best of days ♪ 1462 01:21:02,553 --> 01:21:03,902 [Stan groans] 1463 01:21:03,989 --> 01:21:07,558 ♪ Since we broke up I've been in a daze ♪ 1464 01:21:07,645 --> 01:21:11,040 ♪ Baby Jane Please don't take the cat ♪ 1465 01:21:12,345 --> 01:21:13,869 [grunting viciously] 1466 01:21:15,131 --> 01:21:16,872 ["Baby Jane" continues indistinctly] 1467 01:21:20,179 --> 01:21:21,896 [recorded voice]: Welcome to the Rhinestone Chalet, 1468 01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:24,444 Moretti's childhood home turned interactive museum. 1469 01:21:24,531 --> 01:21:27,012 Did you know that Alfred's roots come from Peoria, Illinois? 1470 01:21:27,099 --> 01:21:30,059 ...feel to you until that day. 1471 01:21:30,146 --> 01:21:31,451 I mean, until that moment. 1472 01:21:31,538 --> 01:21:34,802 - [stabbing continues] - [Belle grunting viciously] 1473 01:21:36,456 --> 01:21:38,616 - [doorknob rattling] - [Levelist]: Circle back around. 1474 01:22:06,878 --> 01:22:09,315 [door creaking shut] 1475 01:22:10,186 --> 01:22:12,014 [footsteps] 1476 01:22:16,496 --> 01:22:17,497 [breath trembling] 1477 01:22:28,378 --> 01:22:29,640 [bird calling] 1478 01:22:31,468 --> 01:22:32,643 So jealous. 1479 01:22:32,730 --> 01:22:34,862 [breathing weakly] 1480 01:22:37,517 --> 01:22:38,823 [breathing stops] 1481 01:22:38,910 --> 01:22:40,956 [chimes tinkling] 1482 01:22:45,917 --> 01:22:47,527 You're still pretty. 1483 01:22:50,313 --> 01:22:51,923 [birds calling] 1484 01:22:57,973 --> 01:22:59,975 [clattering downstairs] 1485 01:23:05,763 --> 01:23:07,765 [door creaking] 1486 01:23:17,340 --> 01:23:19,429 [breath trembling] 1487 01:23:25,739 --> 01:23:27,089 [footsteps] 1488 01:23:30,701 --> 01:23:32,442 [door rattling] 1489 01:23:32,529 --> 01:23:33,660 [rattling stops] 1490 01:23:38,100 --> 01:23:39,623 [footsteps] 1491 01:23:41,625 --> 01:23:43,105 [breath trembling] 1492 01:23:44,062 --> 01:23:45,933 [footsteps fading in distance] 1493 01:24:01,558 --> 01:24:02,950 [grunting] 1494 01:24:07,216 --> 01:24:09,218 [straining] 1495 01:24:14,919 --> 01:24:16,159 [screwdriver clatters on floor] 1496 01:24:25,190 --> 01:24:27,453 - [clattering] - [pained grunting] 1497 01:24:37,811 --> 01:24:39,335 [loud thud] 1498 01:24:39,422 --> 01:24:40,662 [grunting and clattering stops] 1499 01:24:59,224 --> 01:25:02,358 [distorted voices speaking indistinctly] 1500 01:25:13,499 --> 01:25:18,417 [Moretti]: ...sacrifice of our beautiful creation. 1501 01:25:18,504 --> 01:25:21,986 See, we can't, uh, un-paint a canvas 1502 01:25:22,073 --> 01:25:25,642 or un-play a chord. 1503 01:25:25,729 --> 01:25:28,384 And if a mistake has been made, 1504 01:25:28,471 --> 01:25:30,864 either yours or someone else's, 1505 01:25:30,951 --> 01:25:33,215 the only way to rectify it 1506 01:25:33,302 --> 01:25:37,393 is to make something beautiful. 1507 01:25:39,177 --> 01:25:43,703 Now, I've studied at every temple of taste 1508 01:25:43,790 --> 01:25:46,184 in the entire world. 1509 01:25:46,271 --> 01:25:49,622 I've picked over every reliquary that exists. 1510 01:25:50,667 --> 01:25:56,499 But I've never seen anything as beautiful as you pearls. 1511 01:26:01,721 --> 01:26:05,682 We don't know what tomorrow will bring. 1512 01:26:05,769 --> 01:26:06,969 Maybe we'll all be together... 1513 01:26:07,031 --> 01:26:08,163 [Ariel shuddering] 1514 01:26:08,250 --> 01:26:09,555 [Moretti continues indistinctly] 1515 01:26:09,642 --> 01:26:10,730 [Rachel shushing] 1516 01:26:10,817 --> 01:26:12,689 Listen to me. 1517 01:26:12,776 --> 01:26:15,518 When you get to the gate, make a right, okay? 1518 01:26:15,605 --> 01:26:17,041 [shushes] 1519 01:26:17,128 --> 01:26:20,175 And then, go until you see the light, all right? 1520 01:26:21,915 --> 01:26:24,788 But let's hope it's something beautiful. 1521 01:26:24,875 --> 01:26:27,007 To our time in the sand. 1522 01:26:27,094 --> 01:26:29,096 [Levelists]: To our time in the sand. 1523 01:26:29,184 --> 01:26:30,794 Push me. 1524 01:26:31,403 --> 01:26:32,535 Cheers. 1525 01:26:40,107 --> 01:26:41,326 [whispers] Cheers. 1526 01:26:50,205 --> 01:26:51,467 [Ariel grunting] 1527 01:26:54,121 --> 01:26:56,211 - [groaning] - [Levelists screaming] 1528 01:26:56,298 --> 01:26:58,387 [Moretti gasping frantically] 1529 01:27:10,050 --> 01:27:11,313 [Moretti whimpering] 1530 01:27:15,969 --> 01:27:18,145 - [whimpering continues] - [ATV engine revving] 1531 01:27:18,929 --> 01:27:21,018 [suspenseful music playing] 1532 01:27:52,919 --> 01:27:54,834 [grunting] 1533 01:28:01,711 --> 01:28:02,799 [groans] 1534 01:28:07,717 --> 01:28:08,979 [yelps] 1535 01:28:09,066 --> 01:28:10,459 [panting] 1536 01:28:23,820 --> 01:28:25,082 - Hey. - [Tapping on window] 1537 01:28:25,865 --> 01:28:27,258 Help, help, help! 1538 01:28:27,345 --> 01:28:29,304 - Who are you? - I was in the house. 1539 01:28:29,391 --> 01:28:31,915 I was there, and people are dead, and we have to go. 1540 01:28:32,002 --> 01:28:34,178 - [Lee]: You were in there? - Yes, I was in there. 1541 01:28:35,179 --> 01:28:37,181 Holy shit, you're bleeding. Are you hurt? 1542 01:28:37,268 --> 01:28:39,139 - Yes, I am hurt! - Is Moretti hurt? 1543 01:28:40,315 --> 01:28:42,317 Yes, he's hurt, so we have to go. 1544 01:28:42,404 --> 01:28:43,859 - You met Moretti? - We have to leave. 1545 01:28:43,883 --> 01:28:45,320 [Lee]: Wait, did he do the wiggle? 1546 01:28:45,407 --> 01:28:46,669 I bet he did the wiggle. 1547 01:28:46,756 --> 01:28:48,410 Did you hear the new song... [groans] 1548 01:28:48,497 --> 01:28:49,802 [Ariel]: I'm so sorry! 1549 01:28:51,413 --> 01:28:53,066 - [Lee coughing] - [engine starts] 1550 01:28:57,941 --> 01:28:59,334 [Lee groaning] 1551 01:29:11,824 --> 01:29:14,305 [breath trembling] 1552 01:29:41,941 --> 01:29:43,247 [entry bell jingling] 1553 01:29:44,422 --> 01:29:46,381 [cash register beeping] 1554 01:29:47,991 --> 01:29:51,151 [interviewer]: Do you think about why that Levelist helped you escape that night? 1555 01:29:51,473 --> 01:29:53,518 Or do you mentally try not to go back to that time? 1556 01:29:53,605 --> 01:29:55,128 [clicks tongue, sighs] 1557 01:29:56,042 --> 01:29:57,740 Maybe a mix of both. I don't know. 1558 01:29:57,827 --> 01:29:59,987 I'm... This is, like, my millionth interview this month, 1559 01:30:00,046 --> 01:30:01,352 so you have to forgive me. 1560 01:30:01,439 --> 01:30:02,701 Book tours are... 1561 01:30:03,267 --> 01:30:04,529 [both]: Exhausting. 1562 01:30:04,616 --> 01:30:07,576 - Yeah, exhausting. - [laughing] Yes, I'm tired. 1563 01:30:07,663 --> 01:30:10,970 So, you know I gotta ask... 1564 01:30:12,363 --> 01:30:15,671 Is that how it really happened when you went back to the compound? 1565 01:30:15,758 --> 01:30:17,499 It's... it's exactly as I wrote it. 1566 01:30:17,586 --> 01:30:19,936 - [birds chirping] - [sirens wailing] 1567 01:30:25,289 --> 01:30:27,378 [piano playing gentle melody] 1568 01:31:02,500 --> 01:31:05,024 [interviewer]: And he was actually just sitting there alone, 1569 01:31:05,111 --> 01:31:07,810 still in the white suit, playing the piano? 1570 01:31:08,637 --> 01:31:12,771 I do feel like I've said this a million times at this point, 1571 01:31:12,858 --> 01:31:16,079 but it was, uh, surreal. 1572 01:31:16,166 --> 01:31:19,952 Cops haven't been able to locate a single Levelist body. 1573 01:31:20,039 --> 01:31:22,128 They still haven't found the fan who was at the gate. 1574 01:31:22,215 --> 01:31:23,782 - Just nothing. - Hmm. 1575 01:31:23,869 --> 01:31:25,480 - [phone buzzing] - Um, sorry. 1576 01:31:27,612 --> 01:31:29,222 - Do you mind if I... - Oh, yeah. 1577 01:31:29,309 --> 01:31:30,572 Thanks. 1578 01:31:32,835 --> 01:31:34,097 Hello? This is Ariel Ecton. 1579 01:31:34,184 --> 01:31:35,664 Ariel. Guess who. 1580 01:31:35,751 --> 01:31:38,449 It's Soledad Yusef calling from sunny Malibu, California. 1581 01:31:38,536 --> 01:31:40,582 And how do you find yourself this Monday morning? 1582 01:31:43,280 --> 01:31:44,803 My love? Hello? 1583 01:31:44,890 --> 01:31:48,198 - What do you want? - Ooh. Someone's spicy this morning. 1584 01:31:49,721 --> 01:31:52,724 But I believe it's more of what you want. 1585 01:31:52,811 --> 01:31:55,031 Didn't you send in six interview requests 1586 01:31:55,118 --> 01:31:57,424 to sit down with Mr. Moretti for your novel? 1587 01:31:57,512 --> 01:32:00,515 Well, you're in luck. Mr. Moretti would like to sit down this evening 1588 01:32:00,602 --> 01:32:02,691 at the high-risk state hospital in Reno. 1589 01:32:02,778 --> 01:32:04,997 It's like a medieval torture chamber, if you ask me. 1590 01:32:05,084 --> 01:32:07,062 Honestly, these states should be tried for the way they treat people. 1591 01:32:07,086 --> 01:32:08,958 It's just absolutely abhorrent. 1592 01:32:09,045 --> 01:32:10,568 [Ariel]: Soledad, you are aware 1593 01:32:10,655 --> 01:32:12,265 that your client, Alfred Moretti, 1594 01:32:12,352 --> 01:32:15,181 pled guilty to the murder of five innocent people, 1595 01:32:15,268 --> 01:32:17,575 tried to kill me, and is suspected 1596 01:32:17,662 --> 01:32:20,404 of leading hundreds of Levelists to mass suicide? 1597 01:32:20,491 --> 01:32:21,536 He's passionate. 1598 01:32:23,102 --> 01:32:25,104 Ciao, my darling. Take care of yourself. 1599 01:32:28,630 --> 01:32:30,501 [indistinct radio chatter] 1600 01:32:34,679 --> 01:32:36,463 [cell door buzzing] 1601 01:32:38,683 --> 01:32:40,990 [door clangs shut] 1602 01:32:41,077 --> 01:32:43,688 Salutations, as they say. 1603 01:33:01,793 --> 01:33:03,360 Oh, heavy. 1604 01:33:04,796 --> 01:33:06,189 Shall we get started? 1605 01:33:07,582 --> 01:33:08,844 [beeps] 1606 01:33:11,629 --> 01:33:12,717 Python. 1607 01:33:13,762 --> 01:33:16,852 - Excuse me? - Well, in your novel, you wrote that when... 1608 01:33:16,939 --> 01:33:19,202 the first day we met 1609 01:33:19,289 --> 01:33:23,162 that I was wearing cream-colored alligator boots, 1610 01:33:23,249 --> 01:33:26,992 but in fact, they were smoke-colored python boots. 1611 01:33:27,079 --> 01:33:30,866 Now, of course, that's an easy mistake to make for an untrained eye, 1612 01:33:30,953 --> 01:33:33,999 but, uh, I would never. It's unimaginable... 1613 01:33:34,086 --> 01:33:35,827 In my "novel," you said? 1614 01:33:36,828 --> 01:33:39,918 In my 320-page non-fiction text, 1615 01:33:40,005 --> 01:33:43,530 your biggest gripe is with the material of your boots? 1616 01:33:43,618 --> 01:33:46,969 You know, it's just, a little constructive criticism 1617 01:33:47,056 --> 01:33:49,406 never killed anyone, Ariel. 1618 01:33:52,931 --> 01:33:54,106 Okay. [scoffs] 1619 01:33:54,193 --> 01:33:56,152 - [recorder beeps] - Um... 1620 01:33:59,242 --> 01:34:02,637 I didn't expect you to be remorseful like a normal person, 1621 01:34:02,724 --> 01:34:06,641 but I came here to try to report the truth 1622 01:34:06,728 --> 01:34:08,444 so that there's closure for the families and... 1623 01:34:08,468 --> 01:34:10,949 [whispers] And to sell a few more books. 1624 01:34:11,036 --> 01:34:15,040 - Well... - Ariel, while you circle around and around 1625 01:34:15,127 --> 01:34:18,130 the one question 1626 01:34:18,217 --> 01:34:23,353 that you most assuredly came here to ask me... Very quickly... 1627 01:34:23,440 --> 01:34:26,443 Primitive man chose their leader 1628 01:34:26,530 --> 01:34:30,577 in the same way that animals chose their leader... 1629 01:34:31,361 --> 01:34:32,884 uh, brute strength. 1630 01:34:32,971 --> 01:34:36,105 Yeah, I... I'm familiar with Darwin's theory. 1631 01:34:36,192 --> 01:34:39,674 Uh, what does that have to do with you being a murderer? 1632 01:34:41,153 --> 01:34:43,503 Man evolved. 1633 01:34:43,590 --> 01:34:45,027 Humanity evolved. 1634 01:34:45,114 --> 01:34:48,987 Um, it, uh, created government 1635 01:34:49,074 --> 01:34:50,989 and rules and law. 1636 01:34:51,076 --> 01:34:55,472 And with those things, then the criteria 1637 01:34:55,559 --> 01:34:58,649 for what was needed in a leader changed. 1638 01:34:58,736 --> 01:35:02,261 So, it went from this to left brain. 1639 01:35:03,175 --> 01:35:06,962 To be president, you have to go to an Ivy League school 1640 01:35:07,049 --> 01:35:09,747 and get a little Ivy League law degree 1641 01:35:09,834 --> 01:35:14,230 to signal to the rest of us, the peons, 1642 01:35:14,317 --> 01:35:16,928 uh, that this is the smart person. 1643 01:35:17,015 --> 01:35:18,887 But look at where we are. 1644 01:35:18,974 --> 01:35:21,977 Today's world is burning, literally. 1645 01:35:22,064 --> 01:35:25,632 Illiteracy is at its highest. We've never been more divided. 1646 01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:28,853 We have permanent war, and the list goes on. 1647 01:35:28,940 --> 01:35:33,249 So, clearly, the metric, this left-brain metric, 1648 01:35:33,336 --> 01:35:35,991 failed miserably. 1649 01:35:36,078 --> 01:35:39,124 But there is an answer. 1650 01:35:39,777 --> 01:35:41,779 A new evolution. 1651 01:35:43,172 --> 01:35:49,178 So, won't be this anymore or this left brain 1652 01:35:49,265 --> 01:35:51,223 but this right brain 1653 01:35:51,310 --> 01:35:55,619 where the most creative are in charge. 1654 01:35:55,706 --> 01:36:00,798 Look, I'm not just gonna sit here and act like I didn't find Stan's old article 1655 01:36:00,885 --> 01:36:03,801 where he referred to Tilt as overrated, 1656 01:36:03,888 --> 01:36:07,283 Bianca's rather unflattering paparazzi shots. 1657 01:36:07,370 --> 01:36:08,937 Not good. Not too pretty. 1658 01:36:09,024 --> 01:36:11,678 And let's not forget Clara's digs about your bald head. 1659 01:36:11,766 --> 01:36:13,286 And even you can't wiggle your way free 1660 01:36:13,332 --> 01:36:14,769 after murdering hundreds of people. 1661 01:36:14,856 --> 01:36:16,858 I didn't murder hundreds of people. 1662 01:36:16,945 --> 01:36:19,774 You didn't murder Stan Sullivan, Clara Armstrong, 1663 01:36:19,861 --> 01:36:22,124 Bianca Tyson, Emily Katz, and Bill Lotto? 1664 01:36:22,211 --> 01:36:23,995 Oh, yeah, I murdered them. 1665 01:36:25,344 --> 01:36:29,653 You should know your masterpiece, Ariel, 1666 01:36:29,740 --> 01:36:33,657 is also the introduction to our story. 1667 01:36:35,441 --> 01:36:37,182 No one will condone murder. 1668 01:36:39,315 --> 01:36:43,406 But if it's scandalous enough, they'll never stop talking about it. 1669 01:36:43,493 --> 01:36:46,626 Besides, you're not gonna stop becoming Catholic 1670 01:36:46,713 --> 01:36:49,194 'cause you read a book about the Crusades. 1671 01:36:49,281 --> 01:36:53,633 You're serving a life sentence five times over. 1672 01:36:53,720 --> 01:36:56,549 Why not just tell us where the bodies are? 1673 01:36:56,636 --> 01:36:58,203 Where are the Levelists? 1674 01:36:59,291 --> 01:37:00,510 Around. 1675 01:37:01,380 --> 01:37:06,516 We're spread out, but still connected to teach the young 1676 01:37:06,603 --> 01:37:08,823 and sprout new chapters, 1677 01:37:08,910 --> 01:37:11,129 to preserve dying crafts, 1678 01:37:11,216 --> 01:37:13,349 to inspire and comfort, 1679 01:37:13,436 --> 01:37:16,918 to fan the flames of raw enthusiasm, 1680 01:37:17,005 --> 01:37:22,575 to closely monitor those who obstruct the divinely burdened. 1681 01:37:22,662 --> 01:37:25,361 Not hiding but waiting. 1682 01:37:25,448 --> 01:37:27,624 Waiting to better tomorrow. 1683 01:37:27,711 --> 01:37:30,801 So, what was in the champagne glasses, then? 1684 01:37:33,021 --> 01:37:34,283 - Champagne. - [Ariel sighs] 1685 01:37:34,370 --> 01:37:36,328 - Okay. - [Moretti]: Oh. 1686 01:37:36,415 --> 01:37:38,765 With talent comes forgiveness. 1687 01:37:38,853 --> 01:37:40,593 The bigger the talent, 1688 01:37:40,680 --> 01:37:43,205 the more complete the forgiveness. 1689 01:37:44,206 --> 01:37:47,470 Level will grow and grow. 1690 01:37:49,602 --> 01:37:52,910 We just, uh... [sighs, chuckles] 1691 01:37:53,476 --> 01:37:56,479 needed someone to get the ball rolling. 1692 01:37:56,566 --> 01:37:58,046 [softly]: So, um... 1693 01:38:01,788 --> 01:38:03,355 Come on. You get it. 1694 01:38:03,442 --> 01:38:04,617 [scoffs] 1695 01:38:06,532 --> 01:38:07,446 So, why me? 1696 01:38:07,533 --> 01:38:08,883 Disco. 1697 01:38:12,060 --> 01:38:14,105 Two reasons, really. 1698 01:38:15,106 --> 01:38:17,108 One for us, one for me. 1699 01:38:17,979 --> 01:38:20,677 For us, we felt you were a pure vessel, 1700 01:38:20,764 --> 01:38:24,420 completely uncorrupted by success, 1701 01:38:24,507 --> 01:38:27,553 uncorrupted by cheap shots for clicks. 1702 01:38:27,640 --> 01:38:30,339 For me, while looking through your background, 1703 01:38:30,426 --> 01:38:35,300 I read a story you'd written about a school board lady. 1704 01:38:35,387 --> 01:38:37,824 - Remember that? - [Ariel]: Carol Reggo? 1705 01:38:37,912 --> 01:38:41,916 That piece was less than 500 words. It was before I was even at J. 1706 01:38:42,003 --> 01:38:46,398 You wrote that her chin was 1707 01:38:46,485 --> 01:38:49,749 "delightfully inconspicuous." 1708 01:38:51,751 --> 01:38:55,016 And I needed my chin in good hands. 1709 01:38:58,367 --> 01:39:00,847 [mouthing] 1710 01:39:08,594 --> 01:39:11,946 [TV host]: Once in a generation, a tragedy so compelling occurs, 1711 01:39:12,033 --> 01:39:14,122 it grabs the entire world's attention. 1712 01:39:14,209 --> 01:39:15,906 Most people condemn the horrific events 1713 01:39:15,993 --> 01:39:17,952 that took place a few years ago, 1714 01:39:18,039 --> 01:39:21,216 while a growing minority sympathize with the guilty party. 1715 01:39:21,303 --> 01:39:23,087 After all, Caesar's Request 1716 01:39:23,174 --> 01:39:26,003 has sold millions of copies since its release. 1717 01:39:26,090 --> 01:39:28,005 But the one thing we can all agree on... 1718 01:39:28,092 --> 01:39:30,094 Our next guest is a star. 1719 01:39:30,181 --> 01:39:32,705 Her new book was an instant bestseller, 1720 01:39:32,792 --> 01:39:35,578 but unless you've been living on Mars, you already know that. 1721 01:39:35,665 --> 01:39:38,015 Ms. Ecton, good morning. Congratulations. 1722 01:39:38,102 --> 01:39:39,993 I'm so thrilled to be sitting down with you today. 1723 01:39:40,017 --> 01:39:42,759 I mean, Our Time in the Sand is such a daring, 1724 01:39:42,846 --> 01:39:44,152 beautiful novel. 1725 01:39:44,239 --> 01:39:45,868 What does it feel like to have written the book 1726 01:39:45,892 --> 01:39:47,720 that everybody's talking about? 1727 01:39:49,070 --> 01:39:50,332 [chuckles softly] 1728 01:39:54,205 --> 01:39:55,598 [whispering]: Ms. Ecton? 1729 01:40:00,211 --> 01:40:02,300 ["DLZ" by TV On The Radio playing] 1730 01:40:22,625 --> 01:40:26,977 ♪ Congratulations on the mess You made of things ♪ 1731 01:40:27,891 --> 01:40:32,548 ♪ I'm trying to reconstruct The air and all that brings ♪ 1732 01:40:33,505 --> 01:40:38,032 ♪ And oxidation is The compromise you own ♪ 1733 01:40:38,119 --> 01:40:40,251 ♪ But this is beginning To feel ♪ 1734 01:40:40,338 --> 01:40:42,906 ♪ Like the dog wants a bone 1735 01:40:42,993 --> 01:40:44,516 ♪ Say 1736 01:40:44,603 --> 01:40:49,826 ♪ La, la, la, la La, la, la, la ♪ 1737 01:40:49,913 --> 01:40:54,483 ♪ La, la, la, la, la La, la, la ♪ 1738 01:40:55,527 --> 01:41:00,010 ♪ La, la, la, la La, la, la, la ♪ 1739 01:41:01,011 --> 01:41:05,450 ♪ La, la, la, la, la La, la, la ♪ 1740 01:41:06,234 --> 01:41:10,542 ♪ You force your fire and then You falsify your deeds ♪ 1741 01:41:11,587 --> 01:41:14,329 ♪ Your methods dot The disconnect ♪ 1742 01:41:14,416 --> 01:41:16,200 ♪ From all your creeds 1743 01:41:17,158 --> 01:41:21,640 ♪ And fortune strives to fill The vacuum that it feeds ♪ 1744 01:41:21,727 --> 01:41:24,121 ♪ But this is beginning To feel ♪ 1745 01:41:24,208 --> 01:41:26,602 ♪ Like the dog's lost a lead 1746 01:41:26,689 --> 01:41:28,212 ♪ Say 1747 01:41:28,299 --> 01:41:32,738 ♪ La, la, la, la La, la, la, la ♪ 1748 01:41:33,739 --> 01:41:38,004 ♪ La, la, la, la, la La, la, la ♪ 1749 01:41:39,136 --> 01:41:43,488 ♪ La, la, la, la La, la, la, la ♪ 1750 01:41:44,446 --> 01:41:48,972 ♪ La, la, la, la, la La, la, la ♪ 1751 01:41:50,016 --> 01:41:51,844 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1752 01:41:51,931 --> 01:41:54,456 ♪ The long-winded blues Of the never ♪ 1753 01:41:55,413 --> 01:41:57,198 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1754 01:41:57,285 --> 01:41:58,808 ♪ It's curling up slowly 1755 01:41:58,895 --> 01:42:00,897 ♪ And finding a throat To choke ♪ 1756 01:42:00,984 --> 01:42:02,725 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1757 01:42:02,812 --> 01:42:05,380 ♪ The long-winded blues Of the never ♪ 1758 01:42:06,424 --> 01:42:08,252 ♪ Barely controlled Locomotive ♪ 1759 01:42:08,339 --> 01:42:11,821 ♪ Consuming the picture and Blowing the crows, the smoke ♪ 1760 01:42:11,908 --> 01:42:13,649 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1761 01:42:13,736 --> 01:42:16,260 ♪ The long-winded blues Of the never ♪ 1762 01:42:17,174 --> 01:42:20,438 ♪ Static explosion devoted To crushing the broken ♪ 1763 01:42:20,525 --> 01:42:22,701 ♪ And shoving their souls To ghost ♪ 1764 01:42:22,788 --> 01:42:28,011 ♪ Eternalized, objectified You set your sights so high ♪ 1765 01:42:28,098 --> 01:42:30,013 ♪ But this is beginning To feel like ♪ 1766 01:42:30,100 --> 01:42:33,625 ♪ The bolt busted loose From the lever ♪ 1767 01:42:33,712 --> 01:42:36,106 ♪ Never mind, Death professor ♪ 1768 01:42:36,193 --> 01:42:38,804 ♪ Your structure's fine My dust is better ♪ 1769 01:42:38,891 --> 01:42:40,893 ♪ Your victim flies so high 1770 01:42:40,980 --> 01:42:44,462 ♪ All to catch a bird's-eye View of who's next ♪ 1771 01:42:44,549 --> 01:42:47,248 ♪ Never you mind Death professor ♪ 1772 01:42:47,335 --> 01:42:49,815 ♪ Love is life My love is better ♪ 1773 01:42:49,902 --> 01:42:51,948 ♪ Your victim flies so high 1774 01:42:52,035 --> 01:42:55,299 ♪ Eyes could be the diamonds Confused with who's next ♪ 1775 01:42:55,386 --> 01:42:58,041 ♪ Never you mind Death professor ♪ 1776 01:42:58,128 --> 01:43:00,609 ♪ Your shocks are fine My struts are better ♪ 1777 01:43:00,696 --> 01:43:02,785 ♪ Your fiction flies so high 1778 01:43:02,872 --> 01:43:06,310 ♪ Y'all could use a doctor Who's sick, who's next? ♪ 1779 01:43:06,397 --> 01:43:08,965 ♪ Never you mind Death professor ♪ 1780 01:43:09,052 --> 01:43:11,663 ♪ Electrified My love is better ♪ 1781 01:43:11,750 --> 01:43:13,752 ♪ It's crystallized, so am I 1782 01:43:13,839 --> 01:43:17,278 ♪ All could be the diamond Fused with who's next ♪ 1783 01:43:17,365 --> 01:43:19,236 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1784 01:43:19,323 --> 01:43:22,108 ♪ The dawn Of a loser forever ♪ 1785 01:43:22,761 --> 01:43:24,676 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1786 01:43:24,763 --> 01:43:27,331 ♪ The dawn of a loser forever 1787 01:43:28,202 --> 01:43:29,899 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1788 01:43:29,986 --> 01:43:32,554 ♪ The dawn of a loser forever 1789 01:43:33,555 --> 01:43:35,426 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1790 01:43:35,513 --> 01:43:38,037 ♪ The dawn of a loser forever 1791 01:43:39,125 --> 01:43:40,910 ♪ This is beginning To feel like ♪ 1792 01:43:40,997 --> 01:43:43,652 ♪ The dawn of a loser forever 1793 01:43:49,571 --> 01:43:50,789 [song ends] 128425