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[Marry Me, My Evil Lord]

[Episode 2: Got Teased in A Mysterious Case Investigation]

I want to treat you to a meal as an apology.

Are you available?

No, I'm not.

Watch out!

Who is it?

I told you I have something else to do.

Don't move.

Run! Hurry!

Protect the lord.

You're so calm.

You must have been assassinated often.

Not really.

Just seven or eight times a month.

You deserve it.

What did you say?

These people are despicable.

They can't even tolerate a loyal and patriotic

official like you.

Do you get hurt often?

Seven or eight times a month.

You deserve it.

You...

Let's go.

What?

Didn't you say you'd treat me to a meal?

Mr. Leng,

you're such a generous person.

Don’t take my words seriously.

You didn't just invite me

here to drink today, right?

For Consort Chen's case,

it's my first time solving a case independently.

It concerns my reputation and position in the department.

I can't mess it up.

So I want to

know about the progress of the case.

No comment.

Fine.

Can you remove all the traps around

Consort Chen's chamber?

Impossible.

You...

Haven't you already found

substantial evidence implicating Shi Jianchuan?

How could the Chief Deputy of the Investigation Bureau

leave such a poor evidence if he committed murder?

Someone must have framed him.

What if

we just wanted you to think that way?

He is really the murderer?

If he is,

how could I tell you so easily?

You...

What's wrong?

Feeling itchy?

Are you poisoned with our special-made itching drug?

Oh no!

I heard that once poisoned with this drug, the whole body will become unbearably itchy,

and it will fester and lead to death

within seven days.

This is too miserable.

You...

If you want the antidote, it's simple.

Tell me how to pass the trap around Consort Chen's chamber.

Stop scratching. The more you scratch, the itchier it gets.

Here.

Give me the antidote.

What did you do to me?

You must have been poisoned with the Investigation Bureau's secret drug,

Laughing Powder.

If you don't take the antidote within half an hour,

you will die laughing hysterically.

You...

Want the antidote?

Sure.

But you have to exchange something with me.

What is it?

I want you.

No, no way!

You misunderstood.

Just promise me one thing.

Praise me out loud.

But there's

nothing worth praising about you.

Leng Moyan,

you are the most handsome guy in the capital.

You are elegant and charming,

handsome and dashing.

Enough.

The antidote.

Leng Moyan.

Oh no.

Leng Moyan, I swear I won't marry until I avenge this grudge.

Oh no.

Where is it?

Shiqi, I thought there was a thief in the house.

Shisan, do you have any antidote for itching?

It's not easy to make the itching antidote.

We've been out of stock for a long time.

What should I do?

I still have a little bit left,

but I can't give it to you.

I need to save it for emergency. Bye.

Shisan, you can't just watch me suffer.

It will be gone in four hours.

It's not poison. What are you afraid of?

I mean you.

If I can't stand the itch

and accidentally tell the master

that you have parents and kids,

won't you be in big trouble?

Are you threatening me?

How dare I?

I'm just kindly reminding you.

Wait.

I also want to ask you for a favor.

Don't even think about it.

Parents and kids...

Alright, I'll help you.

Go steal the trap map with me.

[Investigation Bureau]

The maids and eunuchs in Consort Chen's chamber have been checked.

Nothing suspicious was found.

I've also sent someone to Shaolin Temple

to investigate the list of disciples who have practiced Eagle Claw Skill,

but it's not that fast.

Judging from the crime scene,

it should be done by the hidden rebels within the court.

There are many suspicious points at the scene,

definitely hiding some unspeakable secrets.

Remember, be careful.

Yes.

Shisan.

Weren't you supposed to guard the door?

Why did you come in?

[Trap Map]

Who gave you the nerve?

How dare you steal from the Investigation Bureau?

Do we know each other?

Who are you?

Oh, where am I?

It's really you.

Bye.

You think you can catch me

with your poor skills?

What if I beat you with my own martial arts?

If you really catch me with your own skills,

I'll be at your mercy.

Let's start by tasting your old friend.

Secret Guards Department's

Soft Muscle Powder.

Leng Moyan.

Leng Moyan.

Stop shouting.

You lowly scum.

Release my acupoints.

You seem to have forgotten

that we had a bet before you passed out.

If I beat you with my own martial arts,

you'll

be at my mercy.

You...

What did you do to me?

You

are already mine.

I, Mei Shiqi,

will kill you at all costs.

Stop crying.

Stop crying. I...

I'm a eunuch.

How could I do anything to you?

You...

You're a eunuch?

This is all your

Secret Guards Department can do?

You couldn't even find that out.

Then what about...

my clothes?

Of course the maid changed them for you.

Great. It's such a relief...

Alright, shut up.

I'm sorry.

But you look much better this way.

My lord,

I heard an assassin broke in last night.

Are you okay?

I'm...

I'm fine.

The assassin hasn't escaped yet.

He should be hiding somewhere in the department.

I will find the thief

no matter what.

Nothing here.

Go search elsewhere.

Yes, sir.

My lord,

I saw signs of the window being pried open.

I thought you were threatened.

I'm fine here.

Go check somewhere else.

You may leave.

Yes, sir.