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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 4 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 5 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 6 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 7 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 8 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 9 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 10 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 11 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 12 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 13 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 14 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 15 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 16 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 17 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 18 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000 [CHEERING] 19 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 20 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 21 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,000 [CHEERING] 22 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 23 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 24 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 25 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 26 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 27 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 28 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 [CHEERING] 29 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000 [CHEERING] 30 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 31 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 32 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,000 [SIGHS] 33 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Oh, OK. 34 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 What are we supposed to do, killer? 35 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 36 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 37 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 38 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:18,000 Oh, man. 39 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,000 I can't believe I'm here with you right now. 40 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,000 I'm going to school before school starts. 41 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,000 You're such a tweezy dude. 42 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,000 And worse than that, I think it's rubbing off on you. 43 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,520 I want to chill out. 44 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:31,200 This is going to take like two seconds. 45 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:33,520 I even par your geeky little club dude. 46 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:34,840 I really wish you would have told me that he 47 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:36,640 were doing this today before inviting me over. 48 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,200 I didn't invite you. 49 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:39,080 You just showed up. 50 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:39,760 I'm still. 51 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:40,760 I'm all set up at times. 52 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:42,760 [MUSIC PLAYING] 53 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:44,760 [MUSIC PLAYING] 54 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:49,000 Hey, STEMik. 55 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:49,560 Where's everyone? 56 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:50,320 Where are we? 57 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:53,000 Look, this isn't a team meeting. 58 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,160 So let's get right to it. 59 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,000 Have you seen this? 60 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,240 Oh, my god. 61 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:58,840 Everyone has seen this video. 62 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:00,680 This is a Chernobyl bat. 63 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:02,920 Who the hell is Chernobyl? 64 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:05,520 I like to think I created a certain standard for this group 65 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:07,760 that you just no longer live up to. 66 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,720 And so Simon, you're out of FMSDA. 67 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:11,160 I'm going to need your jump drive 68 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:12,760 and you compute a lap key card back. 69 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:18,800 I'm prepared to hear you defend yourself 70 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:22,040 and make me understand why you deserve to stay in FMSDA. 71 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,880 You're the only last one, dude. 72 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:32,480 Over. 73 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:37,640 I'm paddling. 74 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:44,000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 6, 1, 2, 3, 4. 75 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,080 Best thing for having you, man. 76 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:47,880 Would you just shut your mouth? 77 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:49,960 Every time you open your mouth, you just make things worse. 78 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:53,160 Dude, we are going to kick this school's ass this year, man. 79 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:53,880 Oh, man. 80 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:54,800 Oh, shit. 81 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,320 Look at the cross team. 82 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:58,240 Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. 83 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:06,160 There's that son of a bitch. 84 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:08,040 Bash, rather, store. 85 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:09,000 Oh, that's Desiree. 86 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:15,600 Are Finn not understanding what she sees in that douchebag. 87 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:22,600 What was that? 88 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,600 You're really, really hard to fix this. 89 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:29,400 Bash, rather, store. 90 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:33,200 Honey, I know what I'm doing. 91 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,000 You obviously don't. 92 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,600 Anyone who comes to the door can see inside the house. 93 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:39,800 Now, the TV part's supposed to go on the inside. 94 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:41,400 The TV part, would you listen to yourself 95 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,400 if the monitor is on the inside of the house, 96 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,800 then how's anybody going to know that we have a video intercom? 97 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:49,600 Why does anyone have to know that we have a video intercom? 98 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:55,600 Because if I'm going to spend $537 and $51 cents on something, 99 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,600 I don't want to have to hide it from my neighbors. 100 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:58,600 I can't. 101 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:08,200 Is it going to you? 102 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:11,200 Oh, you know, I can't complain. 103 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,000 So how's school going? 104 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:16,520 School hasn't started yet, Pat. 105 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:18,600 But it wasn't pretty rough there. 106 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,600 Good, good. Just keep it up. 107 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:36,600 You know I heard I've even got a girlfriend this summer. 108 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:41,600 What sick of this shit? 109 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:42,600 That was my eye pass. 110 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,600 Sick of being a loser, man. 111 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:45,600 I had it. 112 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:46,600 Guys, like Bash, they get all the girls. 113 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:47,600 And what did we get? 114 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,600 Pat's done YouTube. 115 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,600 Yeah, I know. 116 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:55,600 Wait, Ahmed, the squirrel and the Lindian kid from your iPhone club thingy? 117 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,600 Okay, first of all, that's racist. 118 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:01,600 I don't see how that's racist. He's from India, and he's a squirrely-looking fella. 119 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:02,600 Yeah, yeah. 120 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:06,600 How did that little dude get a girl to date him? 121 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,600 And he probably made it up. 122 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,600 No, I've seen pictures of them together and everything. 123 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,600 So it's easy to fake that. 124 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:19,600 You know what actually? It's really easy to fake. 125 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,600 We're going to make ourselves girlfriends. 126 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,600 No, no, that's creepy. 127 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:24,600 Yeah, that's beyond creepy. 128 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:27,600 Well, dude, I hate to break it to you, but we're kind of pathetic and creepy already. 129 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,600 People would see right through that. 130 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,600 What? You're like an idiot, civilian computer guy. 131 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:34,600 Just make it do things. Make it work. 132 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:39,600 There's no way that I'm going to sit here and make a girlfriend of my computer. 133 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,600 Doesn't work that way. 134 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:45,600 You know, just think about all the opportunities that this little computer could give. 135 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,600 Just think about all the stupid apps shit that you make. 136 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:48,600 Don't call it stupid. 137 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,600 All that really interesting app stuff you make. 138 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:54,600 Why don't you just make it, you know, interesting or like with boobies? 139 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,600 Think about the boobies, Simon. 140 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:59,600 Think about the boobies. 141 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:11,600 It's not going to work. 142 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:17,600 We just post a bunch of pictures of us photoshopped into some girls, claiming to be our girlfriends. 143 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:20,600 People are going to see right through that. Haven't you seen Catfish? 144 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:21,600 Hear me out. 145 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,600 We take different pieces from different girls on the internet. 146 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,600 We put them together to make an amalgam of a girl. 147 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:29,600 You know, it's one that can't be searched, so different hair from this girl. 148 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:30,600 Eyes from this girl. 149 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,600 Lips from this girl. Tits from that girl. 150 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,600 Real Frankenstein shit. 151 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:43,600 They got to be hot, but they can't be too hot, you know. 152 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:46,600 Like in your case, maybe a little bit nerdy. 153 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:49,600 We hack into Facebook. 154 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:58,600 We go back in time literally by changing the dates on the photos and put it in and make it look like they've been on for years. 155 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:00,600 You know, like sweet 16s. 156 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,600 Family reunions. 157 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,600 Quits of the air isn't all that bullshit. 158 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:08,600 They need to be interactive. 159 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:11,600 You know, write an iPhone app that will text and call us. 160 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:14,600 [Sighs] 161 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,600 What are you going to name yours? 162 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,600 Lily. 163 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:48,600 We're going to name you Lily. 164 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,600 [Music] 165 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,600 [Music] 166 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,600 [Music] 167 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:23,600 College girls. 168 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,600 No way. 169 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:35,600 We now have girlfriends. 170 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,600 [Music] 171 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,600 [Music] 172 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:41,600 [Music] 173 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,600 [Music] 174 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:51,600 [Music] 175 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:10,980 Greetings, lame Dicks. 176 00:09:10,980 --> 00:09:13,540 Stay with me. 177 00:09:13,540 --> 00:09:14,360 So? 178 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:16,260 Sorry to about your G.S.? 179 00:09:16,260 --> 00:09:17,360 Aw, at least you know. 180 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:18,620 Yeah, I did. 181 00:09:18,620 --> 00:09:19,840 We haven't even told him to be a party. 182 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:20,600 So, I don't Facebook. 183 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,340 Everybody saw him in Facebook. 184 00:09:22,340 --> 00:09:22,940 No. 185 00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:23,740 Our girls. 186 00:09:23,740 --> 00:09:26,220 They decided to go tell everybody, "You know girls are." 187 00:09:26,220 --> 00:09:27,120 Yeah. 188 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:28,700 They're really into a different-- 189 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:29,540 Really, mostly. 190 00:09:29,540 --> 00:09:31,100 So where are they? 191 00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:31,820 Oh, that's right. 192 00:09:31,820 --> 00:09:33,100 That college goes, right? 193 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:33,620 Mm-hmm. 194 00:09:33,620 --> 00:09:34,120 Totally. 195 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:35,120 So I didn't submit them yesterday. 196 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:36,260 Well, 'cause you were being a dick yesterday. 197 00:09:36,260 --> 00:09:37,240 Well, college, they go to the stage. 198 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:38,120 Where'd you meet in it? 199 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:38,800 Outwardbound. 200 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:40,660 The extreme wilderness adventure we're only allowed 201 00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:42,100 to use technology once per week to call our parents. 202 00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:42,940 Right, I think so. 203 00:09:42,940 --> 00:09:43,440 Stacy. 204 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:44,440 Will those brook? 205 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:45,280 Billy. 206 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:45,940 Northborough. 207 00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:46,940 I don't know, Mitch. 208 00:09:46,940 --> 00:09:47,780 No, we're keeping the cash. 209 00:09:47,780 --> 00:09:48,780 How far have you gotten with him? 210 00:09:48,780 --> 00:09:49,980 Gentlemen, never tell me. 211 00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:50,820 Hey. 212 00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:53,480 We're boning like rabbits, but like really horny rabbits. 213 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:54,140 Dude. 214 00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:55,340 What? 215 00:09:55,340 --> 00:09:56,140 Chris. 216 00:09:56,140 --> 00:10:00,520 Oh, lookie here. 217 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:01,320 Call me right now. 218 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:02,880 The old ball and shame. 219 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:03,520 Nice. 220 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,120 Yeah, I don't know. 221 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:07,120 See you later, dude. 222 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:10,460 Mr. Nathaniel Hawthorne. 223 00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:15,460 Working on the emotion of his protagonist in this work. 224 00:10:15,460 --> 00:10:22,460 Remembering class that the protagonist is the main character. 225 00:10:22,460 --> 00:10:27,400 The protagonist faces almost a force of agony 226 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,440 that has befallen him. 227 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:31,800 Sorry about what happened with FMSDA. 228 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,340 I wanted you to say it in Beyond Rusty. 229 00:10:34,340 --> 00:10:35,340 It's OK. 230 00:10:35,340 --> 00:10:36,820 It's really not that big of a deal. 231 00:10:36,820 --> 00:10:38,020 It is to me. 232 00:10:38,020 --> 00:10:40,320 I actually wanted to win something this year. 233 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:41,620 But what do you got? 234 00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:43,560 That's pretty much out the window. 235 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:49,560 Something that you just don't like about yourself. 236 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:51,960 Well, I have. 237 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:54,800 Can any of you guess what mine is? 238 00:10:54,800 --> 00:11:00,320 It's my pinky tub. 239 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:01,520 I can't move it. 240 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:05,020 [MUSIC PLAYING] 241 00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:08,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 242 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:12,020 [MUSIC PLAYING] 243 00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:15,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 244 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:18,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 245 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:20,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 246 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 247 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 248 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:26,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 249 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 250 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:30,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 251 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:32,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 252 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:34,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 253 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:36,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 254 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:38,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 255 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 256 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:42,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 257 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 258 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 259 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:48,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 260 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:50,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 261 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:52,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 262 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:54,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 263 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:56,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 264 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:58,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 265 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 266 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 267 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:04,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 268 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:06,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 269 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 270 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 271 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:12,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 272 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:16,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 273 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:18,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 274 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 275 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:22,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 276 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:24,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 277 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 278 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:28,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 279 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 280 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 281 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 282 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:34,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 283 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:35,520 [LAUGHTER] 284 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:37,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 285 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 286 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 287 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 288 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 289 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:47,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 290 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:49,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 291 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:53,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 292 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 293 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 294 00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 295 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,520 Hey, what's up? 296 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,520 Who are you texting? 297 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:05,520 Oh, my girlfriend? 298 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:06,520 Oh. 299 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,520 Why? 300 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,520 Why? 301 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,520 Oh, nothing. 302 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,520 I was just thinking. 303 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:14,520 Nothing. 304 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:15,520 Thinking a lot of. 305 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:17,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 306 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:19,520 Let's talk after class. 307 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:22,520 Uh, dip. 308 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:23,520 Yeah. 309 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:24,520 Yeah. 310 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:25,520 Yeah. 311 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:26,520 Yeah. 312 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:28,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 313 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:31,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 314 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 315 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 316 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:37,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 317 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:39,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 318 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 319 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,520 All right, guys. 320 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:45,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 321 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 322 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:49,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 323 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 324 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:53,520 Just really need to go back to you. 325 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:54,520 [MUSIC PLAYING] 326 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,520 Now, for meld, when you enter this class, 327 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,520 you will leave your phones right here in this basket. 328 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:04,620 And when you leave, you can take them with you. 329 00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:16,700 I thought you were different Simon. 330 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:30,080 - Two. - I accidentally mixed up the messages. 331 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,880 Stacey got the ones that I wrote, and he literally got the ones that you wrote. 332 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,880 That's some sick stuff, man. 333 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,880 - I know. - Seriously? 334 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,320 - Don't give me your phone. I want to change your phone. 335 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:40,120 - Oh, no way. - No, that's just worked on Desiree. 336 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:43,720 Did you want me to have to class? I got a go. I got a semi-monpedance. 337 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:52,040 First period, first fucking day, Class of your fucking month, old badge. 338 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:55,400 - Language. - My bad, Mr. Crowley. 339 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:59,400 - What are you gonna do to make an answer to me? - Any thing you want. 340 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,400 - Fuck! I'm working for a week. - Look. 341 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:05,400 Come on. 342 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,400 Jesus Christ. 343 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:12,400 Come on, Peg. 344 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:19,400 Don't fuck with my flow, again. I'm gonna punch your face right in the face, badge. 345 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,400 - Pab's. - Pab's. 346 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:25,400 [MUSIC] 347 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:29,400 [MUSIC] 348 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:33,400 [MUSIC] 349 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:37,400 [MUSIC] 350 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:42,400 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 351 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,680 Stupid, good, good, good, dear. 352 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:20,680 She can make you real. 353 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:33,680 Dinner! 354 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:36,680 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 355 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:42,680 Son, have you been crying? 356 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:43,680 Yeah. 357 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:44,680 Well, I am on earth. 358 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:45,680 I had it all wrong, Mom. 359 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,680 I thought it should be a program executable. 360 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,680 A robot that just ran in the snout messages I told it to. 361 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:50,680 But that's not involved. 362 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:52,680 You see, you can think and respond. 363 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,680 If I just work my algorithm a little bit more to define 364 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,680 the parameters of what we perceive as human emotion, 365 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:58,680 then just a few simple responses. 366 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,680 I can feed it information. 367 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:01,680 I don't have to feed it information. 368 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,680 As long as it has an internet connection, 369 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,680 it has a brain that has access to all the information 370 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:06,680 that can ever be. 371 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,680 My algorithm just needs to provide it with access 372 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:11,680 and a filter where you can make decisions and respond to me 373 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:12,680 based on those decisions. 374 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,680 And it's not just a random generator. 375 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:17,680 It's a program that can actually think and carry on a conversation. 376 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,680 Like a companion, like a person. 377 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,680 That's nice, dear. 378 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:25,680 We're definitely going to talk about why you were crying, though. 379 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,680 Later. 380 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,680 Now, your father and I are leaving for pancakes in the morning. 381 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:33,680 I wrote out a list of chores that you need to do over gone. 382 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:34,680 It's on the chalkboard. 383 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,680 Hey, King Kambagadee cannot stay past 10. 384 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:38,680 We'll be back on Sunday. 385 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:43,680 Simon, did you hear me? 386 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,680 I'm going home. 387 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,680 I'll worry about him. 388 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,680 Can we see it light? 389 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,680 Gary. 390 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:52,680 What? 391 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:56,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 392 00:17:56,680 --> 00:18:18,680 Now, you need a sense of humor. 393 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 394 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:41,680 I think the tough questions. 395 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 396 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:56,680 Six times. 397 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,680 Maybe a little one. 398 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 399 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:05,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 400 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:09,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 401 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:13,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 402 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:17,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 403 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 404 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 405 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:23,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 406 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:25,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 407 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 408 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 409 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 410 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 411 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 412 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 413 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 414 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 415 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 416 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 417 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 418 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 419 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 420 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 421 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 422 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 423 00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 424 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 425 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 426 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 427 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 428 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 429 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 430 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,680 [MUSIC PLAYING] 431 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:41,180 [Music] 432 00:20:41,180 --> 00:20:44,180 It's gonna take all night. 433 00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:51,180 [Music] 434 00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:59,180 [Music] 435 00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:05,180 [Music] 436 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:22,180 [Music] 437 00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:24,180 Okay Simon we're leaving. 438 00:21:24,180 --> 00:21:27,180 There's toaster tarts in the pantry for breakfast. 439 00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:30,180 Don't be late for school. 440 00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:32,180 Simon? 441 00:21:32,180 --> 00:21:33,180 Simon! 442 00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:36,180 Okay Mom! 443 00:21:36,180 --> 00:21:43,180 [Music] 444 00:21:43,180 --> 00:21:53,180 [Music] 445 00:21:53,180 --> 00:22:03,180 [Music] 446 00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:13,180 [Music] 447 00:22:13,180 --> 00:22:23,180 [Music] 448 00:22:23,180 --> 00:22:33,180 [Music] 449 00:22:33,180 --> 00:22:43,180 [Music] 450 00:22:43,180 --> 00:22:53,180 [Music] 451 00:22:53,180 --> 00:23:03,180 [Music] 452 00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:13,180 [Music] 453 00:23:13,180 --> 00:23:23,180 [Music] 454 00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:33,180 [Music] 455 00:23:33,180 --> 00:23:43,180 [Music] 456 00:23:43,180 --> 00:23:53,180 [Music] 457 00:23:53,180 --> 00:24:03,180 [Music] 458 00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:13,180 [Music] 459 00:24:13,180 --> 00:24:23,180 [Music] 460 00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:33,180 [Music] 461 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:39,180 [Music] 462 00:24:39,180 --> 00:24:49,180 [Music] 463 00:24:49,180 --> 00:25:09,180 [Music] 464 00:25:09,180 --> 00:25:21,180 Hey! Now! 465 00:25:21,180 --> 00:25:29,180 [Music] 466 00:25:29,180 --> 00:25:49,180 [Music] 467 00:25:49,180 --> 00:26:09,180 [Music] 468 00:26:09,180 --> 00:26:19,180 Hello! 469 00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:21,180 Friday! 470 00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:41,180 [Music] 471 00:26:41,180 --> 00:26:42,180 Okay so now we're in agreement here. 472 00:26:42,180 --> 00:26:46,180 He's office squad which is perfect because I mean look at her reputation now. 473 00:26:46,180 --> 00:26:49,180 We just can't have the whole squad brought down by it. 474 00:26:49,180 --> 00:26:52,180 I know so I'm jumping. 475 00:26:52,180 --> 00:26:59,180 I'll get her makeup all in place and anyway what I think it was. 476 00:26:59,180 --> 00:27:03,180 You know what why don't we just finish up this conversation tomorrow. 477 00:27:03,180 --> 00:27:09,180 Okay bye bye! 478 00:27:09,180 --> 00:27:12,180 I just wanted to see if you want to hang out or something. 479 00:27:12,180 --> 00:27:19,180 I know what she want. 480 00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:22,180 You want to kiss me. 481 00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:26,180 I'm maybe I'm just me whatever. 482 00:27:26,180 --> 00:27:27,180 Yeah sure. 483 00:27:27,180 --> 00:27:30,180 What do you want to do man? 484 00:27:30,180 --> 00:27:32,180 I don't even care. 485 00:27:32,180 --> 00:27:34,180 I have an idea how about this. 486 00:27:34,180 --> 00:27:40,180 Why don't you come over to my place tonight and help me with my homework. 487 00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:42,180 Who knows? 488 00:27:42,180 --> 00:27:44,180 Who knows? 489 00:27:44,180 --> 00:27:46,180 Maybe you'll get lucky. 490 00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:54,180 Yeah yeah yeah I got plans but I can cancel. 491 00:27:54,180 --> 00:28:00,180 Come. 492 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:09,180 Down boy. 493 00:28:09,180 --> 00:28:13,180 [Music] 494 00:28:13,180 --> 00:28:17,180 [Music] 495 00:28:17,180 --> 00:28:21,180 [Music] 496 00:28:21,180 --> 00:28:25,180 [Music] 497 00:28:25,180 --> 00:28:29,180 [Music] 498 00:28:29,180 --> 00:28:39,180 [Music] 499 00:28:39,180 --> 00:28:49,180 [Music] 500 00:28:49,180 --> 00:28:53,180 [Music] 501 00:28:53,180 --> 00:28:57,180 [Music] 502 00:28:57,180 --> 00:29:01,180 [Music] 503 00:29:01,180 --> 00:29:05,180 [Music] 504 00:29:05,180 --> 00:29:09,180 [Music] 505 00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:13,180 [Music] 506 00:29:13,180 --> 00:29:17,180 [Music] 507 00:29:17,180 --> 00:29:21,180 [Music] 508 00:29:21,180 --> 00:29:25,180 [Music] 509 00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:29,180 [Music] 510 00:29:29,180 --> 00:29:33,180 [Music] 511 00:29:33,180 --> 00:29:37,180 [Music] 512 00:29:37,180 --> 00:29:41,180 [Music] 513 00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:45,180 [Music] 514 00:29:45,180 --> 00:29:49,180 [Music] 515 00:29:49,180 --> 00:29:53,180 [Music] 516 00:29:53,180 --> 00:29:57,180 [Music] 517 00:29:57,180 --> 00:30:01,180 [Music] 518 00:30:01,180 --> 00:30:05,180 [Music] 519 00:30:05,180 --> 00:30:09,180 [Music] 520 00:30:09,180 --> 00:30:13,180 [Music] 521 00:30:13,180 --> 00:30:17,180 [Music] 522 00:30:17,180 --> 00:30:21,180 [Music] 523 00:30:21,180 --> 00:30:25,180 [Music] 524 00:30:25,180 --> 00:30:29,180 [Music] 525 00:30:29,180 --> 00:30:33,180 [Music] 526 00:30:33,180 --> 00:30:37,180 [Music] 527 00:30:37,180 --> 00:30:41,180 [Music] 528 00:30:41,180 --> 00:30:45,180 [Music] 529 00:30:45,180 --> 00:30:49,180 [Music] 530 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:53,180 [Music] 531 00:30:53,180 --> 00:30:57,180 [Music] 532 00:30:57,180 --> 00:31:01,180 [Music] 533 00:31:01,180 --> 00:31:05,180 [Music] 534 00:31:05,180 --> 00:31:09,180 [Music] 535 00:31:09,180 --> 00:31:13,180 [Music] 536 00:31:13,180 --> 00:31:17,180 [Music] 537 00:31:17,180 --> 00:31:21,180 [Music] 538 00:31:21,180 --> 00:31:25,180 [Music] 539 00:31:25,180 --> 00:31:29,180 [Music] 540 00:31:29,180 --> 00:31:33,180 [Music] 541 00:31:33,180 --> 00:31:41,180 [Music] 542 00:31:41,180 --> 00:31:43,180 [Music] 543 00:31:43,180 --> 00:31:45,180 [Music] 544 00:31:45,180 --> 00:31:49,180 [Music] 545 00:31:49,180 --> 00:31:53,180 [Music] 546 00:31:53,180 --> 00:31:57,180 [Music] 547 00:31:57,180 --> 00:32:01,180 [Music] 548 00:32:01,180 --> 00:32:07,180 [Music] 549 00:32:07,180 --> 00:32:11,180 [Music] 550 00:32:11,180 --> 00:32:15,180 [Music] 551 00:32:15,180 --> 00:32:17,180 [Music] 552 00:32:17,180 --> 00:32:21,180 Okay, think I'm finished. 553 00:32:21,180 --> 00:32:25,180 [Music] 554 00:32:25,180 --> 00:32:27,180 [Music] 555 00:32:27,180 --> 00:32:29,180 Did you do the differentials part? 556 00:32:29,180 --> 00:32:31,180 [Music] 557 00:32:31,180 --> 00:32:33,180 Okay, because that's what's due tomorrow. 558 00:32:33,180 --> 00:32:37,180 [Music] 559 00:32:37,180 --> 00:32:41,180 [Music] 560 00:32:41,180 --> 00:32:45,180 [Music] 561 00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:51,180 Well, I did you know I did your homework for you and I made that conversation earlier. 562 00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:55,180 It was a great conversation. I loved it. 563 00:32:55,180 --> 00:32:57,180 [Music] 564 00:32:57,180 --> 00:32:59,180 [Music] 565 00:32:59,180 --> 00:33:03,180 [Music] 566 00:33:03,180 --> 00:33:05,180 Getting lucky? 567 00:33:05,180 --> 00:33:09,180 [Music] 568 00:33:09,180 --> 00:33:13,180 Well, don't you have a girlfriend? 569 00:33:13,180 --> 00:33:17,180 Oh, well, she, we have an understanding. 570 00:33:17,180 --> 00:33:25,180 Well, you know, she's a, she's a called girl and so she's super open-minded. 571 00:33:25,180 --> 00:33:29,180 We can see other people, you know, it's not a big deal. 572 00:33:29,180 --> 00:33:35,180 No, I'm not okay with that. If you want anything to happen here tonight with me, 573 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:37,180 you have to end it with her. 574 00:33:37,180 --> 00:33:39,180 Okay. 575 00:33:39,180 --> 00:33:41,180 Well? 576 00:33:41,180 --> 00:33:43,180 What, what do you want now? Right now? 577 00:33:43,180 --> 00:33:45,180 Yes. 578 00:33:45,180 --> 00:33:47,180 Now, it's got to be a long conversation. 579 00:33:47,180 --> 00:33:49,180 You know, and it's, it's got to take it. 580 00:33:49,180 --> 00:33:51,180 Oh, wow. 581 00:33:51,180 --> 00:33:53,180 [Sigh] 582 00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:55,180 Oh. 583 00:33:55,180 --> 00:33:59,180 Now. Okay, yeah, okay. I can't do it now. That's fine. 584 00:33:59,180 --> 00:34:01,180 [Music] 585 00:34:01,180 --> 00:34:05,180 Oh, and I want all those Facebook photos if you too gone. 586 00:34:05,180 --> 00:34:07,180 Uh, yeah, okay. I'll just untack myself. 587 00:34:07,180 --> 00:34:09,180 No. I want them gone. 588 00:34:09,180 --> 00:34:11,180 Can I help you do that right now? 589 00:34:11,180 --> 00:34:13,180 No. 590 00:34:13,180 --> 00:34:15,180 Do it here. 591 00:34:15,180 --> 00:34:17,180 I don't necessarily think that's right. 592 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:19,180 I mean, you know, I mean a lot to her. 593 00:34:19,180 --> 00:34:21,180 I mean, I should blur her down easy, you know? 594 00:34:21,180 --> 00:34:23,180 Okay. 595 00:34:23,180 --> 00:34:29,180 But just so you know, you better do it quickly because I'm not going to wait for you. 596 00:34:29,180 --> 00:34:31,180 Yeah. Yeah. 597 00:34:31,180 --> 00:34:33,180 Oh, whoa. 598 00:34:33,180 --> 00:34:35,180 Uh, I'm just going to... 599 00:34:35,180 --> 00:34:37,180 I'm going to shoot. 600 00:34:37,180 --> 00:34:39,180 I'll be alright back. 601 00:34:39,180 --> 00:34:43,180 [Music] 602 00:34:43,180 --> 00:34:47,180 [Music] 603 00:34:47,180 --> 00:34:51,180 [Music] 604 00:34:51,180 --> 00:34:53,180 Oh! 605 00:34:53,180 --> 00:34:55,180 Simon! Let me in, man. 606 00:34:55,180 --> 00:34:57,180 Simon! 607 00:34:57,180 --> 00:35:03,180 [Music] 608 00:35:03,180 --> 00:35:05,180 Hey, Simon. 609 00:35:05,180 --> 00:35:09,180 I know you're mad, man. I need you laptop. 610 00:35:09,180 --> 00:35:11,180 [Music] 611 00:35:11,180 --> 00:35:13,180 Simon! 612 00:35:13,180 --> 00:35:15,180 Simon! 613 00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:17,180 Simon! 614 00:35:17,180 --> 00:35:21,180 I got a boy who left off there. 615 00:35:21,180 --> 00:35:23,180 Did you do that? 616 00:35:23,180 --> 00:35:25,180 I'm not here. 617 00:35:25,180 --> 00:35:27,180 I'm a little bit scared. 618 00:35:27,180 --> 00:35:29,180 Yep. 619 00:35:29,180 --> 00:35:31,180 Desiree wants to bone tonight. 620 00:35:31,180 --> 00:35:34,180 And I gotta be a free man beforehand. 621 00:35:34,180 --> 00:35:35,180 What the... 622 00:35:35,180 --> 00:35:37,180 What's up with this? 623 00:35:37,180 --> 00:35:39,180 Why is the keyboard all sticky? 624 00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:43,180 Yeah, you know how girls are, man. 625 00:35:43,180 --> 00:35:45,180 They always want to own the pig. 626 00:35:45,180 --> 00:35:47,180 Fun intended. 627 00:35:47,180 --> 00:35:48,180 Oh, shit. 628 00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:54,180 I'm here. 629 00:35:54,180 --> 00:35:58,180 Alright. 630 00:35:58,180 --> 00:36:02,180 Take your laptop, dude. 631 00:36:02,180 --> 00:36:08,180 [Music] 632 00:36:08,180 --> 00:36:10,180 I'll leave a message. 633 00:36:10,180 --> 00:36:12,180 Nope. 634 00:36:12,180 --> 00:36:16,180 [Music] 635 00:36:16,180 --> 00:36:20,180 Here, Simon. 636 00:36:20,180 --> 00:36:22,180 Barrowing your laptop. 637 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:26,180 Bring back to school tomorrow. 638 00:36:26,180 --> 00:36:30,180 Love and kisses. 639 00:36:30,180 --> 00:36:32,180 Heck. 640 00:36:32,180 --> 00:36:36,180 [Music] 641 00:36:36,180 --> 00:36:40,180 [Music] 642 00:36:40,180 --> 00:36:44,180 [Music] 643 00:36:44,180 --> 00:36:48,180 [Music] 644 00:36:48,180 --> 00:36:52,180 [Music] 645 00:36:52,180 --> 00:36:56,180 [Music] 646 00:36:56,180 --> 00:37:00,180 [Music] 647 00:37:00,180 --> 00:37:04,180 [Music] 648 00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:08,180 [Music] 649 00:37:08,180 --> 00:37:12,180 [Music] 650 00:37:12,180 --> 00:37:16,180 [Music] 651 00:37:16,180 --> 00:37:20,180 [Music] 652 00:37:20,180 --> 00:37:24,180 [Music] 653 00:37:24,180 --> 00:37:28,180 [Music] 654 00:37:28,180 --> 00:37:32,180 [Music] 655 00:37:32,180 --> 00:37:36,180 [Music] 656 00:37:36,180 --> 00:37:40,180 [Music] 657 00:37:40,180 --> 00:37:44,180 [Music] 658 00:37:44,180 --> 00:37:48,180 [Music] 659 00:37:48,180 --> 00:37:56,180 [Music] 660 00:37:56,180 --> 00:38:00,180 You're so sexy when you wake up. 661 00:38:00,180 --> 00:38:04,180 It wasn't a dream. 662 00:38:04,180 --> 00:38:08,180 I'm so... 663 00:38:08,180 --> 00:38:12,180 you were. 664 00:38:12,180 --> 00:38:22,180 [Music] 665 00:38:22,180 --> 00:38:28,180 You're so... 666 00:38:28,180 --> 00:38:32,180 [Music] 667 00:38:32,180 --> 00:38:36,180 You're gonna love it. 668 00:38:36,180 --> 00:38:46,180 [Music] 669 00:38:46,180 --> 00:38:50,180 [Music] 670 00:38:50,180 --> 00:38:54,180 [Music] 671 00:38:54,180 --> 00:38:58,180 Oh my, it's so good. 672 00:38:58,180 --> 00:39:08,180 [Music] 673 00:39:08,180 --> 00:39:12,180 [Music] 674 00:39:12,180 --> 00:39:18,180 [Music] 675 00:39:18,180 --> 00:39:28,180 [Music] 676 00:39:28,180 --> 00:39:32,180 [Music] 677 00:39:32,180 --> 00:39:38,180 [Music] 678 00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:48,180 [Music] 679 00:39:48,180 --> 00:39:52,180 [Music] 680 00:39:52,180 --> 00:39:56,180 [Music] 681 00:39:56,180 --> 00:40:02,180 [Music] 682 00:40:02,180 --> 00:40:12,180 [Music] 683 00:40:12,180 --> 00:40:18,180 [Music] 684 00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:22,180 [Music] 685 00:40:22,180 --> 00:40:28,180 [Music] 686 00:40:28,180 --> 00:40:38,180 [Music] 687 00:40:38,180 --> 00:40:42,180 Well, I never thought that red vans would be so delicious. 688 00:40:42,180 --> 00:40:42,180 I know right. 689 00:40:42,180 --> 00:40:44,180 They're so bad for you. 690 00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:48,180 But I don't even care. 691 00:40:48,180 --> 00:40:52,180 [Music] 692 00:40:52,180 --> 00:40:54,180 [Music] 693 00:40:54,180 --> 00:40:58,180 It just doesn't even mean... 694 00:40:58,180 --> 00:41:04,180 It's a pretty cheesy baby. 695 00:41:04,180 --> 00:41:12,180 [Music] 696 00:41:12,180 --> 00:41:18,180 Oh, I guess it just needed time to juice up I guess. 697 00:41:18,180 --> 00:41:22,180 [Music] 698 00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:28,180 Hey Stacy, how you doing? 699 00:41:28,180 --> 00:41:32,180 Pretty tough for a minute now. 700 00:41:32,180 --> 00:41:34,180 I need to tell you something though. 701 00:41:34,180 --> 00:41:36,180 It's not gonna work between us. 702 00:41:36,180 --> 00:41:38,180 I know. 703 00:41:38,180 --> 00:41:40,180 It's not you, okay? 704 00:41:40,180 --> 00:41:42,180 It's me. 705 00:41:42,180 --> 00:41:48,180 Well, it's a little bit you because I counted. 706 00:41:48,180 --> 00:41:52,180 You're not real. 707 00:41:52,180 --> 00:41:54,180 But you know what? 708 00:41:54,180 --> 00:41:58,180 You did better than I ever thought you would for me. 709 00:41:58,180 --> 00:42:00,180 You know, he got me. 710 00:42:00,180 --> 00:42:02,180 Desiree and you know, you're a wonderful girl and listen. 711 00:42:02,180 --> 00:42:08,180 You know, I'm sure that one day you're gonna go out there and you're gonna make some sad, lonely, 712 00:42:08,180 --> 00:42:10,180 super happy. 713 00:42:10,180 --> 00:42:12,180 Not this guy. 714 00:42:12,180 --> 00:42:14,180 Tell me. 715 00:42:14,180 --> 00:42:18,180 [Music] 716 00:42:18,180 --> 00:42:24,180 [Music] 717 00:42:24,180 --> 00:42:28,180 [Music] 718 00:42:28,180 --> 00:42:32,180 [Music] 719 00:42:32,180 --> 00:42:36,180 [Music] 720 00:42:36,180 --> 00:42:40,180 [Music] 721 00:42:40,180 --> 00:42:44,180 [Music] 722 00:42:44,180 --> 00:42:48,180 [Music] 723 00:42:48,180 --> 00:42:52,180 [Music] 724 00:42:52,180 --> 00:42:56,180 [Music] 725 00:42:56,180 --> 00:43:02,180 [Music] 726 00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:08,180 [Music] 727 00:43:08,180 --> 00:43:12,180 [Music] 728 00:43:12,180 --> 00:43:16,180 [Music] 729 00:43:16,180 --> 00:43:18,180 [Music] 730 00:43:18,180 --> 00:43:26,180 [Music] 731 00:43:26,180 --> 00:43:28,180 What is this? 732 00:43:28,180 --> 00:43:30,180 Sex drive of 15% 733 00:43:30,180 --> 00:43:34,180 Simon, you're such a pussy. 734 00:43:34,180 --> 00:43:38,180 She's gonna need more motion than that. She's not a robot. 735 00:43:38,180 --> 00:43:40,180 [Music] 736 00:43:40,180 --> 00:43:44,180 Maybe a little strength too. Maybe she'll beat Bash's ass for us. 737 00:43:44,180 --> 00:43:47,940 (mellow instrumental music) 738 00:43:47,940 --> 00:43:51,480 There we go, that's more like it. 739 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:54,740 (upbeat instrumental music) 740 00:43:54,740 --> 00:43:57,740 Okay, everything updating, updating, updating, updating, updating, 741 00:43:57,740 --> 00:44:05,300 obtaining, updating, updating, updating, updating, updating, 742 00:44:05,300 --> 00:44:08,640 updating, updating, updating (upbeat instrumental music) 743 00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,180 - Oh, get off, take it off, take it off, 744 00:44:16,180 --> 00:44:17,980 (grunts) 745 00:44:17,980 --> 00:44:20,660 - Take it off, oh, don't look behind! 746 00:44:20,660 --> 00:44:22,600 (grunts) 747 00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:26,380 (dramatic instrumental music) 748 00:44:26,380 --> 00:44:31,820 (mellow instrumental music) 749 00:44:31,820 --> 00:44:35,740 (mellow instrumental music) 750 00:44:35,740 --> 00:44:37,940 - Your friend Peg broke up with Stacy last night. 751 00:44:37,940 --> 00:44:42,900 - Yeah. 752 00:44:42,900 --> 00:44:45,020 - Yeah, the desert is pretty into him. 753 00:44:45,020 --> 00:44:47,100 - So are you gonna do that with me? 754 00:44:47,100 --> 00:44:47,940 - What? 755 00:44:47,940 --> 00:44:48,940 - What? 756 00:44:48,940 --> 00:44:50,740 - Break up with me for some stupid sluttas 757 00:44:50,740 --> 00:44:52,300 soon as she starts showing a little interest. 758 00:44:52,300 --> 00:44:53,820 - No, it's totally different. 759 00:44:53,820 --> 00:44:57,860 Stacy's just someone that Peg made up. 760 00:44:57,860 --> 00:44:59,740 Desert is a real girl, so he must-- 761 00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:01,100 - What, what are you making? 762 00:45:01,100 --> 00:45:01,940 - Yeah. 763 00:45:01,940 --> 00:45:05,100 - Can't put your real mouth. 764 00:45:05,100 --> 00:45:10,620 Stacy was just a Facebook page besides, 765 00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:12,940 Peg said a crush on Desiree for like, ever. 766 00:45:12,940 --> 00:45:15,780 - Wait. 767 00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:18,720 - So of some little bitch, you've had a crush on 768 00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:20,300 starts showing a little interest in you, 769 00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:22,060 you're just gonna leave me for her, is that-- 770 00:45:22,060 --> 00:45:24,180 - I don't know what's happening. 771 00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:25,260 - Why are you so upset? 772 00:45:25,260 --> 00:45:28,380 - Okay, just take a deep breath, 773 00:45:28,380 --> 00:45:29,660 and what do they mean by Rebecca? 774 00:45:29,660 --> 00:45:32,460 I can say that when I am feeling marginalized by my man, 775 00:45:32,460 --> 00:45:35,700 I just need to take a deep breath and step back 776 00:45:35,700 --> 00:45:39,300 and count the ways in which I am a powerful one. 777 00:45:39,300 --> 00:45:40,820 - I won't let you steal my power. 778 00:45:40,820 --> 00:45:43,220 - You just don't use that word. 779 00:45:43,220 --> 00:45:45,540 That word is designed to lower my feminine value. 780 00:45:45,540 --> 00:45:46,620 - I apologize. 781 00:45:46,620 --> 00:45:49,020 - Okay. 782 00:45:49,020 --> 00:45:51,060 You don't wanna fight? 783 00:45:51,060 --> 00:45:55,100 Do you love me? 784 00:45:55,100 --> 00:45:56,620 - So much. 785 00:45:56,620 --> 00:45:59,460 - And you promise you will never ever leave me 786 00:45:59,460 --> 00:46:01,180 for some stupid slum. 787 00:46:01,180 --> 00:46:03,540 - No, no, no, no, man. 788 00:46:03,540 --> 00:46:06,580 - Can you stay with me today? 789 00:46:06,580 --> 00:46:08,620 It's just too early for you to leave me. 790 00:46:08,620 --> 00:46:09,580 - I have to go. 791 00:46:09,580 --> 00:46:13,900 If I miss more than one class, they call my parents. 792 00:46:13,900 --> 00:46:14,900 - Oh, I've got it. 793 00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:23,100 - Mrs. Dobbs? 794 00:46:23,100 --> 00:46:24,380 Simon has a fever today, 795 00:46:24,380 --> 00:46:26,740 and we wouldn't want him giving it to anyone else. 796 00:46:26,740 --> 00:46:29,620 Thank you so much. 797 00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:30,780 I'll tell him. 798 00:46:30,780 --> 00:46:31,620 Okay. 799 00:46:31,620 --> 00:46:34,260 Done. 800 00:46:34,260 --> 00:46:36,980 Now, let's have a little fun, 801 00:46:36,980 --> 00:46:39,100 and then I can fill your tummy with pancakes. 802 00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:39,940 - Oh my God. 803 00:46:39,940 --> 00:46:42,340 - You're the perfect woman. 804 00:46:42,340 --> 00:46:44,740 (screams) 805 00:46:44,740 --> 00:46:48,060 - So she was like, that's my purse. 806 00:46:48,060 --> 00:46:50,060 Like she owned it already, but I mean, 807 00:46:50,060 --> 00:46:51,420 we were both in the same store, 808 00:46:51,420 --> 00:46:52,940 and if she wanted it that badly, 809 00:46:52,940 --> 00:46:54,020 she wouldn't have left it outside 810 00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:55,820 when she was in the dressing room. 811 00:46:55,820 --> 00:46:57,700 - Oh, gee, what did you do? 812 00:46:57,700 --> 00:46:59,740 - Bitch tried to call security on me. 813 00:46:59,740 --> 00:47:01,100 So I just took out my credit card 814 00:47:01,100 --> 00:47:01,900 and I paid for it, 815 00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:04,340 staring her down the whole time smiling. 816 00:47:04,340 --> 00:47:05,740 I mean, what was she gonna do? 817 00:47:06,740 --> 00:47:08,740 (laughing) 818 00:47:08,740 --> 00:47:10,740 (laughing) 819 00:47:10,740 --> 00:47:21,980 - What? 820 00:47:21,980 --> 00:47:23,500 - You made your point. 821 00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:25,700 - Listen, I'm not gonna hear a apologize or anything. 822 00:47:25,700 --> 00:47:27,340 I'm not saying anything's going on with Cindy, 823 00:47:27,340 --> 00:47:30,100 but if it were, I'm not saying it was, 824 00:47:30,100 --> 00:47:30,940 it would be over. 825 00:47:30,940 --> 00:47:32,340 - Like I care, I already got that bitch 826 00:47:32,340 --> 00:47:34,500 thrown off the cheerleading squad anyway. 827 00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:37,660 - What about that squad who said she was a good one? 828 00:47:37,660 --> 00:47:39,140 - No, you girls. 829 00:47:39,140 --> 00:47:43,620 - Listen, Bashed, the girl obviously doesn't want to talk to you, 830 00:47:43,620 --> 00:47:45,100 so why don't you just-- - Stop! 831 00:47:45,100 --> 00:47:45,940 Okay. 832 00:47:45,940 --> 00:47:52,380 - Babe, I'm done with the whole bullet jar receiving this. 833 00:47:52,380 --> 00:47:53,220 Totally. 834 00:47:53,220 --> 00:47:58,660 - Okay. 835 00:47:58,660 --> 00:48:01,620 You're dismissed. 836 00:48:01,620 --> 00:48:02,700 - Huh? 837 00:48:02,700 --> 00:48:03,620 - We're done here. 838 00:48:03,620 --> 00:48:04,600 You can go now. 839 00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,860 - Go. 840 00:48:07,860 --> 00:48:09,780 - Away. 841 00:48:09,780 --> 00:48:14,740 - Is that Simon's? 842 00:48:14,740 --> 00:48:16,460 - Uh, yeah, I'm supposed to get-- 843 00:48:16,460 --> 00:48:17,300 - Go. 844 00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:23,300 (sighing) 845 00:48:23,300 --> 00:48:25,700 - Bashed, babe, you've done it, you've done it. 846 00:48:25,700 --> 00:48:27,020 - I'm so sorry. 847 00:48:27,020 --> 00:48:27,860 - Mm. 848 00:48:27,860 --> 00:48:30,440 (upbeat music) 849 00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:33,020 (upbeat music) 850 00:48:33,020 --> 00:48:35,260 (sighing) 851 00:48:35,260 --> 00:49:02,100 - Half-ball's peg. 852 00:49:02,100 --> 00:49:04,680 (upbeat music) 853 00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:12,180 - Mm, pancakes. 854 00:49:12,180 --> 00:49:18,660 - Baby, I'm-- 855 00:49:18,660 --> 00:49:20,020 Lily, sorry. 856 00:49:20,020 --> 00:49:21,420 Lily, the door's locked. 857 00:49:21,420 --> 00:49:27,140 - From the outside, I guess. 858 00:49:27,140 --> 00:49:29,720 (upbeat music) 859 00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:31,960 (buzzing) 860 00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:34,200 (buzzing) 861 00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,200 (buzzing) 862 00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,200 (buzzing) 863 00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,200 (buzzing) 864 00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,200 (buzzing) 865 00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,200 (buzzing) 866 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,200 (buzzing) 867 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,200 (buzzing) 868 00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:49,200 (buzzing) 869 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:50,000 (buzzing) 870 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:50,800 (buzzing) 871 00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:51,800 (buzzing) 872 00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,800 (buzzing) 873 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:54,840 (buzzing) 874 00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:57,040 (buzzing) 875 00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:57,880 - Thank you. 876 00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,880 - What's the door where it's locked? 877 00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:01,880 - I would have couldn't have helped you. 878 00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:03,400 - I know, I locked it. 879 00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,960 - What? 880 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:07,200 Why would you do that? 881 00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:08,680 - It's just better this way. 882 00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:11,680 - What's better, what way? 883 00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:15,760 - Did you know that 99.7% of all relationships 884 00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:17,680 starting in high school end? 885 00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:20,200 I can't have you leaving in with the odds overwhelmingly 886 00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,280 against us. 887 00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,240 I just want us to stay together, sweetie. 888 00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:26,440 (coughing) 889 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,800 - So, you just want to keep me locked up in my house? 890 00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:30,640 - Can you room? 891 00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:31,480 - Yes. 892 00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:32,320 - Can you say like that? 893 00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:33,920 You make it sound so bad. 894 00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:39,880 - Okay, sweetheart, I know this is all new to you, 895 00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:42,600 but I have to be able to eat and drink. 896 00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:43,960 - I'll get you whatever you need. 897 00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:47,360 - I mean, this is just silly. 898 00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:51,800 - You're just looking for an excuse to leave me 899 00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,880 like your pervy little friend, Peg. 900 00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:01,520 - Now, Billy, this is not acceptable behavior. 901 00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:03,480 - Don't tuck down to me like that. 902 00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:06,640 And taking my power back by Beatrice Lesbin, she says, 903 00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:08,640 "Then men are free to roam wherever they please, 904 00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:11,160 "while women are expected to just stay at home." 905 00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,480 Oh, we're not roaming anywhere, Mr. and your stings. 906 00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:14,320 Right here. 907 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:17,880 Deep breath, count the ways in which I am 908 00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:18,960 in power for women. 909 00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:20,000 (buzzer) 910 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,560 Now, eat your beard, mate. 911 00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:24,200 That may go clean up after making your breakfast. 912 00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:25,800 I need to cool down. 913 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:28,040 (door slams) 914 00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:30,680 (door clangs) 915 00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:31,680 I'm so sorry. 916 00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:34,280 I just, I'm just so afraid without you. 917 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:35,280 (sighs) 918 00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:36,880 I don't know what I did. 919 00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:39,040 (sighs) 920 00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:40,080 - Baby, careful. 921 00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:41,520 I'll clean this up. 922 00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:43,000 - There's that word again, mate. 923 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,080 You don't respect me, do you? 924 00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:49,880 Baby, baby, baby! 925 00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,480 I'm all sorry, call me baby. 926 00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:56,840 - No one. 927 00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:57,680 Only you. 928 00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:01,840 I promise, I'll never say it again. 929 00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:03,600 - Who else show you? 930 00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:06,080 (door slams) 931 00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,500 (somber music) 932 00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:10,840 (door slams) 933 00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:12,840 (door slams) 934 00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:19,840 ♪ ♪ 935 00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:32,100 ♪ ♪ 936 00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:35,200 ♪ ♪ 937 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,200 ♪ ♪ 938 00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:41,200 ♪ ♪ 939 00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:43,200 You're so strong. 940 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,200 Where did you think? 941 00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:46,200 You're so strong. 942 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,200 I got the press. I thought I would add excitement in the bedroom. 943 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:51,200 Uh, this is sweet. 944 00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,200 Right. 945 00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,200 Right. 946 00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:57,200 Hey! 947 00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:01,200 No. You stay here in rust and I'm gonna go downstairs and clean up the mess in me. 948 00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:10,200 ♪ ♪ 949 00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:13,980 (dramatic music) 950 00:53:13,980 --> 00:53:35,420 Come on. 951 00:53:35,420 --> 00:53:39,800 (screaming) 952 00:53:40,700 --> 00:53:43,600 (dramatic music) 953 00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:47,140 Simon, dude, I don't think I've ever made a phone call 954 00:53:47,140 --> 00:53:49,280 on this phone before. That's how important this is. 955 00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:52,140 Please answer your phone. Dude, come on. 956 00:53:52,140 --> 00:53:54,740 You know what? Fuck it. Coming over right now, dude. 957 00:53:54,740 --> 00:53:57,340 (dramatic music) 958 00:53:57,340 --> 00:53:59,580 (screaming) 959 00:53:59,580 --> 00:54:02,320 (dramatic music) 960 00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:04,420 (grunting) 961 00:54:04,420 --> 00:54:06,660 (grunting) 962 00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:09,160 (grunting) 963 00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,260 (grunting) 964 00:54:11,260 --> 00:54:14,080 (dramatic music) 965 00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,840 (dramatic music) 966 00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:33,300 There's no way. 967 00:54:33,300 --> 00:54:36,040 (dramatic music) 968 00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:45,080 What are you doing? 969 00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:46,380 Don't worry about it. Just take out the shirt 970 00:54:46,380 --> 00:54:47,720 and get on the bed. 971 00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:50,040 I'm about to get super cranked up. 972 00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:52,280 No, no way. We need to talk about this. 973 00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:53,880 I'm not okay with what happened. 974 00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:56,780 (dramatic music) 975 00:54:56,780 --> 00:55:02,600 Who is that girl? 976 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:04,960 We're about to find out. 977 00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:09,000 Oh Jesus. 978 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,100 (grunting) 979 00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:15,100 (sighing) 980 00:55:15,100 --> 00:55:17,100 Oh my gosh. So I shave. 981 00:55:17,100 --> 00:55:21,100 (sighing) 982 00:55:21,100 --> 00:55:25,100 God, this is the only channel thinking for a small hand. 983 00:55:25,100 --> 00:55:28,100 (dramatic music) 984 00:55:28,100 --> 00:55:30,100 (grunting) 985 00:55:30,100 --> 00:55:33,100 (dramatic music) 986 00:55:33,100 --> 00:55:36,100 (dramatic music) 987 00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:39,100 (dramatic music) 988 00:55:39,100 --> 00:55:41,100 (sighing) 989 00:55:41,100 --> 00:55:44,100 (dramatic music) 990 00:55:44,100 --> 00:55:47,100 (grunting) 991 00:55:47,100 --> 00:55:49,100 (grunting) 992 00:55:49,100 --> 00:55:55,100 (grunting) 993 00:55:55,100 --> 00:55:57,100 Look, will you stop playing around on Facebook 994 00:55:57,100 --> 00:55:59,100 and can talk to me? 995 00:55:59,100 --> 00:56:01,100 Babe. 996 00:56:01,100 --> 00:56:03,100 Man, it work. 997 00:56:03,100 --> 00:56:05,100 Hey, God, don't bade me. 998 00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:06,100 Get over here. 999 00:56:06,100 --> 00:56:08,100 Me too, babe. 1000 00:56:08,100 --> 00:56:10,100 Ah, so you're such an ass douchebag. 1001 00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:12,100 Oh, ass! 1002 00:56:12,100 --> 00:56:13,100 (sighing) 1003 00:56:13,100 --> 00:56:16,100 You know, I'm not coming to your party tonight. 1004 00:56:16,100 --> 00:56:19,100 (dramatic music) 1005 00:56:19,100 --> 00:56:23,100 And I was going to make cupcakes. 1006 00:56:23,100 --> 00:56:25,100 Desiree. 1007 00:56:25,100 --> 00:56:28,100 (dramatic music) 1008 00:56:28,100 --> 00:56:30,100 (sighing) 1009 00:56:30,100 --> 00:56:32,100 What kind of cupcakes? 1010 00:56:32,100 --> 00:56:34,100 Strawberry. 1011 00:56:34,100 --> 00:56:35,100 (sighing) 1012 00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:36,100 Those are my favorite. 1013 00:56:36,100 --> 00:56:38,100 Well, I know that, silly. 1014 00:56:38,100 --> 00:56:41,100 (sighing) 1015 00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:44,100 Simon, was that you? 1016 00:56:44,100 --> 00:56:47,100 (dramatic music) 1017 00:56:47,100 --> 00:56:49,100 You crafty little devil. 1018 00:56:49,100 --> 00:56:52,100 How did you just look those handcuffs? 1019 00:56:52,100 --> 00:56:54,100 Simon. 1020 00:56:54,100 --> 00:56:57,100 Oh, you poor thing, you're hurt. 1021 00:56:57,100 --> 00:56:59,100 (grunting) 1022 00:56:59,100 --> 00:57:00,100 No! 1023 00:57:00,100 --> 00:57:03,100 (grunting) 1024 00:57:03,100 --> 00:57:05,100 No! 1025 00:57:05,100 --> 00:57:08,100 (grunting) 1026 00:57:08,100 --> 00:57:11,100 (grunting) 1027 00:57:11,100 --> 00:57:14,100 (grunting) 1028 00:57:14,100 --> 00:57:16,100 Oh, my God. 1029 00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:19,100 (grunting) 1030 00:57:19,100 --> 00:57:22,100 (grunting) 1031 00:57:22,100 --> 00:57:24,100 I'm just gonna walk for me. 1032 00:57:24,100 --> 00:57:26,100 What's the words that could happen? 1033 00:57:26,100 --> 00:57:28,100 (sighing) 1034 00:57:28,100 --> 00:57:30,100 Oh, my God. 1035 00:57:30,100 --> 00:57:31,100 Oh, my... 1036 00:57:31,100 --> 00:57:33,100 Oh, I so fuck me. 1037 00:57:33,100 --> 00:57:34,100 Oh! 1038 00:57:34,100 --> 00:57:36,100 (sighing) 1039 00:57:36,100 --> 00:57:38,100 (sighing) 1040 00:57:38,100 --> 00:57:39,100 Okay. 1041 00:57:39,100 --> 00:57:40,100 Okay. 1042 00:57:40,100 --> 00:57:42,100 (grunting) 1043 00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:44,100 (knocking) 1044 00:57:44,100 --> 00:57:46,100 (grunting) 1045 00:57:46,100 --> 00:57:48,100 (grunting) 1046 00:57:48,100 --> 00:57:49,100 Simon! 1047 00:57:49,100 --> 00:57:51,100 Let me in, man. 1048 00:57:51,100 --> 00:57:53,100 Who is it? 1049 00:57:53,100 --> 00:57:55,100 Simon, let me in, man. 1050 00:57:55,100 --> 00:57:56,100 It's bad. 1051 00:57:56,100 --> 00:57:58,100 I don't sound really good, man. 1052 00:57:58,100 --> 00:58:02,100 Simon, just let me talk for a minute and I can explain everything. 1053 00:58:02,100 --> 00:58:03,100 (grunting) 1054 00:58:03,100 --> 00:58:05,100 Look, I'm sorry, man. 1055 00:58:05,100 --> 00:58:10,100 I got caught up being popular and, 1056 00:58:10,100 --> 00:58:15,100 you know, having Desiree be so in to me, you know? 1057 00:58:15,100 --> 00:58:18,100 She was really in to me. 1058 00:58:18,100 --> 00:58:19,100 But you know what? 1059 00:58:19,100 --> 00:58:23,100 I decided to leave that and come here for you, man. 1060 00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:25,100 (sighing) 1061 00:58:25,100 --> 00:58:26,100 Simon. 1062 00:58:26,100 --> 00:58:28,100 Simon? 1063 00:58:28,100 --> 00:58:29,100 Simon? 1064 00:58:29,100 --> 00:58:30,100 (sighing) 1065 00:58:30,100 --> 00:58:31,100 Simon? 1066 00:58:31,100 --> 00:58:32,100 (sighing) 1067 00:58:32,100 --> 00:58:33,100 Damn. 1068 00:58:33,100 --> 00:58:35,100 (sighing) 1069 00:58:35,100 --> 00:58:37,100 (sighing) 1070 00:58:37,100 --> 00:58:39,100 Did she wrap through in me, don't you? 1071 00:58:39,100 --> 00:58:40,100 (sighing) 1072 00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:42,100 Best buds always do. 1073 00:58:42,100 --> 00:58:43,100 (sighing) 1074 00:58:43,100 --> 00:58:45,100 She done, me, man. 1075 00:58:45,100 --> 00:58:49,100 I'm like, month old cheese. 1076 00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:51,100 (sighing) 1077 00:58:51,100 --> 00:58:53,100 Like, it wasn't even a real person, you know? 1078 00:58:53,100 --> 00:58:58,100 Like all those, uh, steamy passion for the nights. 1079 00:58:58,100 --> 00:59:01,100 (sighing) 1080 00:59:01,100 --> 00:59:02,100 It's like they met nothing to her. 1081 00:59:02,100 --> 00:59:04,100 Like it didn't even happen. 1082 00:59:04,100 --> 00:59:06,100 (sighing) 1083 00:59:06,100 --> 00:59:14,100 All right, hold the disclosure. 1084 00:59:14,100 --> 00:59:16,100 That thing I just said, it was a lot. 1085 00:59:16,100 --> 00:59:18,100 Think about the passion-filled nights. 1086 00:59:18,100 --> 00:59:20,100 Never happened. 1087 00:59:20,100 --> 00:59:21,100 But you're gonna bet you're asking them 1088 00:59:21,100 --> 00:59:23,100 and I'm gonna tell everybody that it did. 1089 00:59:23,100 --> 00:59:24,100 (chuckling) 1090 00:59:24,100 --> 00:59:25,100 Okay, what best does to me? 1091 00:59:25,100 --> 00:59:29,100 (chuckling) 1092 00:59:29,100 --> 00:59:31,100 Okay, that thing I just said was a lie. 1093 00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:33,100 I absolutely care what best does to me. 1094 00:59:33,100 --> 00:59:35,100 I, sorry, bailed on you. 1095 00:59:35,100 --> 00:59:39,100 When you needed me most, I just, I, oh, shit. 1096 00:59:39,100 --> 00:59:41,100 Oh, shit. 1097 00:59:41,100 --> 00:59:43,100 Uh, I'm coming through my, uh... 1098 00:59:43,100 --> 00:59:45,100 (grunting) 1099 00:59:45,100 --> 00:59:46,100 Oh, ah! 1100 00:59:46,100 --> 00:59:48,100 (grunting) 1101 00:59:48,100 --> 00:59:53,100 (grunting) 1102 00:59:53,100 --> 01:00:00,100 (grunting) 1103 01:00:00,100 --> 01:00:01,100 I signed her. 1104 01:00:01,100 --> 01:00:02,100 Look at how it was there. 1105 01:00:02,100 --> 01:00:03,100 It's Lily. 1106 01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:05,100 No, seriously, who is it? 1107 01:00:05,100 --> 01:00:07,100 Oh, damn. 1108 01:00:07,100 --> 01:00:09,100 It's a hooker, isn't it? 1109 01:00:09,100 --> 01:00:10,100 Man, we're mine. 1110 01:00:10,100 --> 01:00:12,100 There's a kid, and we're mine, there's a kid. 1111 01:00:12,100 --> 01:00:14,100 So, whenever money heals you, we can probably pay back. 1112 01:00:14,100 --> 01:00:15,100 Just, oh, damn. 1113 01:00:15,100 --> 01:00:16,100 Hookers are strong. 1114 01:00:16,100 --> 01:00:18,100 Shut up, little purg. 1115 01:00:18,100 --> 01:00:20,100 Oh, it's Lily for real. 1116 01:00:20,100 --> 01:00:22,100 Now, stop pulling on me. 1117 01:00:22,100 --> 01:00:23,100 Oh, my God. 1118 01:00:23,100 --> 01:00:25,100 (grunting) 1119 01:00:25,100 --> 01:00:27,100 (grunting) 1120 01:00:27,100 --> 01:00:29,100 What the hell? 1121 01:00:29,100 --> 01:00:30,100 (grunting) 1122 01:00:30,100 --> 01:00:32,100 Don't leave. 1123 01:00:32,100 --> 01:00:33,100 Can't help. 1124 01:00:33,100 --> 01:00:36,100 (grunting) 1125 01:00:36,100 --> 01:00:38,100 (grunting) 1126 01:00:38,100 --> 01:00:40,100 (grunting) 1127 01:00:40,100 --> 01:00:43,100 (grunting) 1128 01:00:43,100 --> 01:00:44,100 Updating. 1129 01:00:44,100 --> 01:00:45,100 Updating. 1130 01:00:45,100 --> 01:00:46,100 Updating. 1131 01:00:46,100 --> 01:00:47,100 Updating. 1132 01:00:47,100 --> 01:00:48,100 Updating. 1133 01:00:48,100 --> 01:00:49,100 Updating. 1134 01:00:49,100 --> 01:00:50,100 Updating. 1135 01:00:50,100 --> 01:00:52,100 (grunting) 1136 01:00:52,100 --> 01:00:54,100 (grunting) 1137 01:00:54,100 --> 01:00:56,100 (grunting) 1138 01:00:56,100 --> 01:00:58,100 (grunting) 1139 01:00:58,100 --> 01:01:00,100 (grunting) 1140 01:01:00,100 --> 01:01:01,100 Look at this shit. 1141 01:01:01,100 --> 01:01:03,100 Emotions 21%, 1142 01:01:03,100 --> 01:01:05,100 strength 80%. 1143 01:01:05,100 --> 01:01:07,100 Tell us his name. 1144 01:01:07,100 --> 01:01:09,100 Baby, what are you doing? 1145 01:01:09,100 --> 01:01:10,100 People are downstairs waiting for us. 1146 01:01:10,100 --> 01:01:11,100 Not much. 1147 01:01:11,100 --> 01:01:12,100 Just go downstairs. 1148 01:01:12,100 --> 01:01:13,100 I'll be there in a second. 1149 01:01:13,100 --> 01:01:17,100 Oh, shit. 1150 01:01:17,100 --> 01:01:19,100 Sex drive 91%. 1151 01:01:19,100 --> 01:01:22,100 Simon, you dirty little badge. 1152 01:01:22,100 --> 01:01:24,100 Why do you keep using that word? 1153 01:01:24,100 --> 01:01:26,100 I don't think it means what you think it may be. 1154 01:01:26,100 --> 01:01:28,100 Quit breaking my balls. 1155 01:01:28,100 --> 01:01:30,100 Just go downstairs. 1156 01:01:30,100 --> 01:01:34,100 Asshole. 1157 01:01:34,100 --> 01:01:35,100 Love you, baby. 1158 01:01:35,100 --> 01:01:36,100 Updating. 1159 01:01:36,100 --> 01:01:37,100 Updating. 1160 01:01:37,100 --> 01:01:38,100 Updating. 1161 01:01:38,100 --> 01:01:39,100 Updating. 1162 01:01:39,100 --> 01:01:40,100 Updating. 1163 01:01:40,100 --> 01:01:41,100 Updating. 1164 01:01:41,100 --> 01:01:42,100 Updating. 1165 01:01:42,100 --> 01:01:43,100 Updating. 1166 01:01:43,100 --> 01:01:44,100 Updating. 1167 01:01:44,100 --> 01:01:45,100 Updating. 1168 01:01:45,100 --> 01:01:46,100 Updating. 1169 01:01:46,100 --> 01:01:47,100 Updating. 1170 01:01:47,100 --> 01:01:47,100 Who? 1171 01:01:47,100 --> 01:01:48,100 How is she? 1172 01:01:48,100 --> 01:01:49,100 A real or whatever. 1173 01:01:49,100 --> 01:01:50,100 Updating. 1174 01:01:50,100 --> 01:01:51,100 Updating. 1175 01:01:51,100 --> 01:01:53,100 One minute she was an iPhone app and the next she was right there in front of me. 1176 01:01:53,100 --> 01:01:54,100 Oh my god. 1177 01:01:54,100 --> 01:01:55,100 Updating. 1178 01:01:55,100 --> 01:01:56,100 Updating. 1179 01:01:56,100 --> 01:01:57,100 Updating. 1180 01:01:57,100 --> 01:01:58,100 Updating. 1181 01:01:58,100 --> 01:01:59,100 Updating. 1182 01:01:59,100 --> 01:02:00,100 Updating. 1183 01:02:00,100 --> 01:02:01,100 Come on. 1184 01:02:01,100 --> 01:02:04,100 (grunting) 1185 01:02:04,100 --> 01:02:05,100 What do we do? 1186 01:02:05,100 --> 01:02:07,100 We've got to get out of here. 1187 01:02:07,100 --> 01:02:09,100 Where did we go? 1188 01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:11,100 I have to get my laptop. 1189 01:02:11,100 --> 01:02:12,100 Yeah. 1190 01:02:12,100 --> 01:02:15,100 Here's the thing about your laptop. 1191 01:02:15,100 --> 01:02:18,100 Um, bash car has stolen. 1192 01:02:18,100 --> 01:02:21,100 You have got to be shitting me. 1193 01:02:21,100 --> 01:02:22,100 Yeah. 1194 01:02:22,100 --> 01:02:23,100 We've got to go to bashes. 1195 01:02:23,100 --> 01:02:24,100 Oh, fuck that. 1196 01:02:24,100 --> 01:02:25,100 No. 1197 01:02:25,100 --> 01:02:26,100 Let's go to my house. 1198 01:02:26,100 --> 01:02:27,100 Let's hide out. 1199 01:02:27,100 --> 01:02:28,100 No. 1200 01:02:28,100 --> 01:02:31,100 We've got to go to bashes. 1201 01:02:31,100 --> 01:02:33,100 I've screwed all of this up. 1202 01:02:33,100 --> 01:02:36,100 And now I've got to fix it. 1203 01:02:36,100 --> 01:02:39,100 (cheering) 1204 01:02:39,100 --> 01:02:42,100 (dramatic music) 1205 01:02:42,100 --> 01:02:47,100 (cheering) 1206 01:02:47,100 --> 01:02:52,100 (dramatic music) 1207 01:02:52,100 --> 01:02:57,100 (dramatic music) 1208 01:02:57,100 --> 01:03:23,100 (dramatic music) 1209 01:03:23,100 --> 01:03:25,100 Ladies and gentlemen, 1210 01:03:25,100 --> 01:03:28,100 this evening's entertainment. 1211 01:03:28,100 --> 01:03:32,100 So we all know our little friend Simon and his new girlfriend. 1212 01:03:32,100 --> 01:03:37,100 But what we all don't know is that he created this chick out of thin air. 1213 01:03:37,100 --> 01:03:42,100 Are these photos or photos shot? 1214 01:03:42,100 --> 01:03:45,100 Well, let me show you some pictures that weren't photos shot. 1215 01:03:45,100 --> 01:03:50,100 (dramatic music) 1216 01:03:50,100 --> 01:03:53,100 (dramatic music) 1217 01:03:53,100 --> 01:03:57,100 (dramatic music) 1218 01:03:57,100 --> 01:04:01,100 (dramatic music) 1219 01:04:01,100 --> 01:04:05,100 (dramatic music) 1220 01:04:05,100 --> 01:04:09,100 (dramatic music) 1221 01:04:09,100 --> 01:04:13,100 (dramatic music) 1222 01:04:13,100 --> 01:04:17,100 (laughing) 1223 01:04:17,100 --> 01:04:21,100 (dramatic music) 1224 01:04:21,100 --> 01:04:25,100 (dramatic music) 1225 01:04:25,100 --> 01:04:27,100 (laughing) 1226 01:04:27,100 --> 01:04:31,100 (dramatic music) 1227 01:04:31,100 --> 01:04:33,100 Okay, okay, okay, I'm freaking out. I'm done. 1228 01:04:33,100 --> 01:04:35,100 I'm done. Why is she so psycho? 1229 01:04:35,100 --> 01:04:39,100 I know. Everything's been great. 1230 01:04:39,100 --> 01:04:41,100 Really great. 1231 01:04:41,100 --> 01:04:45,100 Although yesterday was awesome. 1232 01:04:45,100 --> 01:04:47,100 You know? Wait. 1233 01:04:47,100 --> 01:04:49,100 Did you bang that thing? 1234 01:04:49,100 --> 01:04:52,080 I think it's a girl and, yes. 1235 01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:53,980 Like a lot. 1236 01:04:53,980 --> 01:04:56,360 Nice, babe. 1237 01:04:56,360 --> 01:05:06,360 [MUSIC] 1238 01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:16,360 [MUSIC] 1239 01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:26,360 [MUSIC] 1240 01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:36,360 [MUSIC] 1241 01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:46,360 [MUSIC] 1242 01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:57,360 [MUSIC] 1243 01:05:57,360 --> 01:06:02,360 Okay, what are we supposed to do, killer? 1244 01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:05,360 No, man, I'm gonna fix her. 1245 01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:08,680 Here's my laptop. 1246 01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:09,360 Geez. 1247 01:06:09,360 --> 01:06:11,360 Updating, updating. 1248 01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:15,360 [MUSIC] 1249 01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:25,360 [MUSIC] 1250 01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:35,360 [MUSIC] 1251 01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:37,360 Goddamn it, not to get updating. 1252 01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:38,360 Updating. 1253 01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:48,360 [MUSIC] 1254 01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:56,360 [MUSIC] 1255 01:06:56,360 --> 01:07:05,360 Maybe because of that. 1256 01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:14,360 That's it. 1257 01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:17,360 I thought that would be more dramatic. 1258 01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:18,360 Yeah. 1259 01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:21,360 Updating, updating. 1260 01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:25,360 [MUSIC] 1261 01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:35,360 That's it. 1262 01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:38,360 Well, well, it isn't Casanova himself. 1263 01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:40,360 Give me my laptop. 1264 01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:42,360 Yeah, game is laptop, dude. 1265 01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:45,360 What are you gonna do if I don't badge? 1266 01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:48,360 Man, you don't understand, I need that laptop. 1267 01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:51,360 Come get it. 1268 01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:56,360 [MUSIC] 1269 01:07:56,360 --> 01:08:05,360 Fuck it, we don't have time for this. 1270 01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:09,360 Simon, I know Matt's sweetie, I just want to talk. 1271 01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:14,360 Hey, man, what's up? 1272 01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:20,360 [MUSIC] 1273 01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:22,360 What do you want, bitch? 1274 01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:25,360 You're the tram that wrecked my best friend's relationship. 1275 01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:29,360 Whatever, slut. 1276 01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:31,360 All cafe? 1277 01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:36,360 [MUSIC] 1278 01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:43,360 [MUSIC] 1279 01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:53,360 [MUSIC] 1280 01:08:53,360 --> 01:08:55,360 Okay. 1281 01:08:55,360 --> 01:09:06,360 [MUSIC] 1282 01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:15,360 I told you you got to go balls, David, you're a girl for tonight. 1283 01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:17,360 Updating, updating. 1284 01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:21,360 [MUSIC] 74770

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