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Groom: Date-family. Bride's: Otsu-family (1st wife) Saijo-family (2nd wife) Maezono-family (3rd wife) The whole family can stay at the waiting room for relatives.

You look beautiful Koharu.

I'm really getting married...?

Members of all the families!!

This time is indeed auspicious.

On behalf of the entire family, I'd like to extend my heartfelt...

thanks from the bottom of my heart.

That person is the Mayor right?

That person is Yuzu's father.

The Mayor is her father...?!

The daughter of the Mayor who put out that weird law is actually in a harem marriage?

This feels like some big scheme...

Your rudeness knows no end.

And what about your father? Why isn't he here?

That's because

his hemorrhoids have gotten worse, or something like that.

We're ready for the ceremony.

Please take your seat.

It's time.

Mother?

You're father didn't come here because he's against it.

I also don't agree.

Everyone walking on the aisle together.

Understood?

Really?

Everyone please look over there.

Next, the brides will now enter.

We can't walk to the aisle...

My wedding is not supposed to be like this...

Dinner is ready.

- Let's eat. - Okay.

Yuzu's cooking is delicious.

Because I'm a woman, it's not much.

Such old-fashioned idea.

Huh?

What are you actually doing for living?

My father said he is your big fan.

I am...

Unemployed.

Unemployed?

Yes, I can live without working.

I worked hard in the past to live this life now.

I don't want to work anymore.

Annoying, rather gross, please get a job.

You're really noisy around your own husband.

Also you're the person, who got us into this mess in the first place.

This and that...

Silence.

Date-family rule #1.

Ryu-chan words are final.

Huh?

You don't have the right to decided, understand?

Koharu-chan will get used to it soon enough.

No, she will get carried away.

She definitely will break the rotation rule by saying "no" or "impossible".

Wait.

What do you mean by rotation?

Ryunosuke-san, sleeps in each of our rooms.

Right, until now it was a switch system.

Yesterday it was Madoka's, today it's my turn and tomorrow it's yours.

Date-family rule #2.

There's no point in complaining about the bedroom rotation.

Are you serious?

What about it?

Because... don't you hate it?

It's not like sushi-go-round.

Exchange woman one after the other,

It's not normal.

Well those are the rules!

You're avoiding it.

What's up with you?

You don't do housework, have no money, all you do is complain.

How nice, you two seems to get along well.

It's all your fault!

Why?

Don't ask me why.

If you're a decent guy who only love one woman.

Things will not get this complicated.

Also what kind of husband doesn't work when he has three wives?

I'll never admit to this.

You're shallow.

Huh?

What is that? Is it already decided?

If you do this, it's (true) love.

We don't learn that at school.

That's...

It's weird... besides I wonder how decent the marriages of normal people are.

You know, even normal couples have to work hard to stay together.

Also you can't be spoiled by Ryu-chan forever.

You've promised me to make me a cup of coffee everyday.

- Ah~ - Ah~.

- Is it delicious? - Delicious!

What are you going to do?

You've been thinking about her for 12 years.

You've finally found her.

And now she's not even showing any interest.

Well, let's take it slowly.

Don't go soft on me tonight.

Sure,

but can you handle it?

Your voice?

To train an unmotivated woman like that,

this kind of stimulation is needed, right?

If it was just a part-time-job I would quit.

Yuzu...

- Ryu-chan! - Yuzu!

Can't they hold back a bit?

Don't tell this to anyone.

Sure, sure, I won't tell anyone.

Promise me!

You hate it when other people look at you're weak side?

To whom?

That mother-in-law sort of big boobs?

Or that perverted husband?

You're the one to talk.

You took our home.

I'm sorry.

Watever, it's Ryunosuke-san decisions after all.

I see.

You really, really love that guy?

Is that wrong?

I also thinking of having a children.

But holding back is not good.

I'm not sure what happen,

but playing the piano alone in tears.

You're just accumulating stress.

You're such an annoying person, leave me alone.

I just can't you leave alone.

Do you really intend to hold back forever?

Don't you hate it?

That guy and also his stupid system.

Actually you don't really want to be in a harem marriage?

You're the one who I can't forgive the most.

Me?

The one who doesn't want to be in a harem marriage is you.

If things don't go the way you like, then you're sorry.

Without any effort he thinks about you for 12 years.

If you don't like it you can just leave.

Wait.

If you are jealous of me, then you're wrong.

I don't love that womanizer.

Well then, disappear.

Ryunosuke-san means everything to me.

Perfect.

Morning.

Morning.

Where's Madoka?

In middle of a punishment.

I don't get it.

Why is she being punished?

There is a piano in the back-hut right?

She was playing on that cursed piano.

Cursed?

Why did you play it?

If you don't tell me, your important piano will be soaking wet.

It's taboo to play that piano.

But Madoka said "Don't throw it away".

She begged Ryu-chan in tears who hates that piano.

In exchange she promised not to touch the piano.

And Ryu-chan agreed to it.

Anyway, are you going to be okay?

What?

Don't act innocent...

...new wife.

Tonight, what kind of play

would you do to trouble him?

I forgot it's my turn tonight.

Koharu Maezono is dead.

So no matter what he does to me.

It won't hurt, itch and make me sad.

THE NO REACTION

Ninja?

It's meditation! Meditation!

Can't you see it?

I thought you'd run away because

you didn't want to spend your first night with me.

At least you've the intention to tempt me with that kind of dressed.

I'm not tempting you!

This is my normal sleep wear.

Go ahead.

Lick it while looking at me.

Stupid, I'm not doing that.

Sweet?

You only think of a woman as an object.

Just because we are married.

Don't think you can do whatever you want.

Weren't you prepared for this?

That kind of thinking makes me angry.

Sex isn't the only way to please a guy.

Also why should woman always pleases the guys?

Because guys want to pleased by woman.

Isn't that what a woman wants too?

Koharu-chan isn't good at it,

that's why you get furious if someone said so.

That's is cynicism.

I'm not very good...

...at that kind of thing.

That kind of thing?

I'm bad at it.

No matter how much I liked the person.

No matter how many times we've a fun date.

If it comes to it, it makes me feel unpleasant.

I see, that's why you acted overly violent

and uses ninjutsu.

I'm convinced.

Why do you want to do it?

With me?

It's because I love Koharu-chan.

Let's do a rehabilitation.

Together.

I told you I hate it when people do this to me.

I love those legs.

I've been dreaming about you since forever.

I will take away your freedom, control and monopolize it.

I'm going to give you all my love.

You're such kinky pervert.

I'm not going to let someone like you take away my freedom.

You already lost your freedom.

Lawfully.

I'm going back to my parents house.

Maybe it's my fault.

I told her to leave.

Wait, what the hell are you talking about?

That woman left on her own.

She's the most evil of us.

I came right back, I'm sorry!

Go ahead and put your stuff down.

Mother, I love you!

I'll work really hard.

Oh, about that...

Nice to meet you.

I'm working part-time starting today, Urara Matsuhashi.

I don't know if I will be a great help.

Nice to meet you.

She's in her third year of high school,

and she wants to work in a cafรฉ in Tokyo after graduation.

So cute!!

I want to protect you!

From all the evil and unemployed guys in this world, who bully the weak!

Huh?

Stop talking badly about Ryu-chan and the others.

He's a famous composer.

I'm sure he will resume his activities when the time is right.

Composer?

For real...

Welcome.

Oh?

You are cute.

What the hell are you doing here?

I'm here to pick up

my wife.

Huh?

Wife?

Senpai you are married?

Let's go home, it's lonely without you.

Who would go back with a perverted composer acting like this?

Who told you that?

Why are you hiding such important thing from me?

I have quit being a composer.

So I don't think it's important.

I really can't stand this kind of thing.

I...,

don't want someone who doesn't only love me.

You think it's okay to love everyone equally.

I can't help it.

I need all three of you.

Impossible.

Well then, I'm not going home.

It can't be helped.

Well I will take this kid home.

Huh?

- What's your name? - I'm Urara.

Urara-chan! Nice.

Goddammit...!

I hate you, I won't forgive you!

No matter how many times you apologize!

I'm definitely not going back.

Maezono?

Huh?

Takeda? From the former baseball club?

...and he rotate his wife's every night.

He said he loves everyone equally.

Unbelievable right?

I feel like I'm the one who's being strange.

No, you're normal.

It's the husband and his wives that's weird.

Right?!

I knew you would understand.

A person who understands normal.

I don't want everyone in high school to find out about this

so please keep it a secret.

Of course.

If it's okay with you I'm willing to listen to you.

We are friends right?

Yes, friends, we're friends!

Just a little bit more.

I can get it.

Otsukaresama-desu!

Yesterday, it was so much fun!

Fun?

Yes!

I met Yuzu-san and Madoka-san.

Everyone is so kind!

It's such nice family, right?!

No...

When I first met them they really scared me.

Urara-chan, you should be careful.

Really?

I'm serious?

Senpai you really love Ryu-san a lot right?

What do you mean?

You ran away from home

because you couldn't stand he's with his other wives, right?

What?

Welcome.

You're here.

Why are you here?

I can't?

It's not you can't...

- Coffee? - Sure.

Let's go bowling after work.

It's ok right? Invite a few friends.

Let's go.

And who you might be?

Goatee-beard guy?

What do you want from my wife?!

Wife?

Tell me.

Don't threat my friend!

See you.

Let's talk.

I...

Listen, I really hate cheaters.

It happened a few times in tokyo.

Unforgivable.

That's why I don't cheat and hide things.

As if you're interested.

You seem to have a though time Koharu-chan.

Tough?

What?

Well, how did it feel to ran away from home?

Did it make you feel better?

- Stop it. - It's not, right?

Ran away from home and be with another man, you still can't run away.

If you want to be free from me.

You have to face me.

You already understand right?

Can I ask you a question?

Why harem marriage?

You can't be satisfied with one woman?

For example, if I'm a "playboy" and I have a monk and a wizard as companions.

Then you also want a martial artist.

What? Are you going to beat something?

Life is a journey and journey is an adventure.

I mean aren't you suppose to be a hero?

A playboy is strong.

That face...

Nice to meet you, Ryu.

Was that you at the shrine back then?

You finally remembered.

Then do you also remember our first kiss?

It was amazing.

Koharu-chan lips felt so soft.

No way?

Of course you don't remember.

That's a lie.

You're a weird guy!

- I'm going home. - Hey wait.

Koharu-chan, you can come back anytime.

And if you like,

let's continue your rehabilitation.

Together.

Could he from that time... about me...

This charm is so nice.

I really wonder who decided that fireworks are only good for summer time.

Right.

- Oh... - What?

Date-family rule #3:

If you're going to do something, do it together.

Koharu-chan you too.

- You punk! - I'm sorry.

- Come Koharu-chan, here fireworks! - Yes.

Ryu-chan here for you.

- Let's go to Hawaii! - Honeymoon?

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