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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,279 --> 00:00:30,529 You are a calamity! A disgrace! 2 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,613 You've got no professional detachment, 3 00:00:32,614 --> 00:00:36,491 and you can't keep your big nose out of other people's business! 4 00:00:36,492 --> 00:00:39,284 As an intergalactic observer, you stink! 5 00:00:39,285 --> 00:00:42,369 Did anybody else see those big letters flying by? 6 00:00:42,370 --> 00:00:44,537 You are hopeless, "Kazoo"! 7 00:00:44,538 --> 00:00:48,874 Actually it's "Gazoo." "Ga!" Let's all say it together. 8 00:00:48,875 --> 00:00:54,420 Silence! We are sending you to a planet with virtually no civilization to muck up. 9 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:56,109 Please, no. Anything but... 10 00:00:56,110 --> 00:00:57,943 Earth! 11 00:00:57,944 --> 00:01:02,780 You are to document the earthlings' bizarre mating ritual of love and marriage. 12 00:01:02,781 --> 00:01:05,552 Why can't they reproduce like we do? 13 00:01:10,139 --> 00:01:12,659 It's a boy! 14 00:01:14,143 --> 00:01:18,063 -And so green and slimy. -Quit sucking up! 15 00:01:18,064 --> 00:01:22,504 Wait. Surely there must be others more qualified than I. 16 00:01:22,505 --> 00:01:25,506 Of course. But why risk losing one of them? 17 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:28,360 Not Earth! 18 00:01:28,427 --> 00:01:31,613 They haven't even invented pants yet! 19 00:01:31,614 --> 00:01:33,841 Have you seen my legs? 20 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:38,865 Imagine the moron who's going to get stuck with "Kazoo." 21 00:02:09,983 --> 00:02:13,318 This is an exciting time for us, isn't it, Barney? 22 00:02:13,319 --> 00:02:14,631 Sure, Fred. 23 00:02:14,632 --> 00:02:18,715 No job, no money, no women. Things are really looking up. 24 00:02:20,157 --> 00:02:24,347 Don't worry. Everything's gonna change once we pass our finals tomorrow. 25 00:02:24,348 --> 00:02:25,514 Uh, Fred? 26 00:02:25,515 --> 00:02:27,703 And I know just how to ace this test. 27 00:02:27,704 --> 00:02:30,747 All these other mugs are gonna stay up all night studying. 28 00:02:30,748 --> 00:02:32,727 -Fred... -Don't interrupt. 29 00:02:32,728 --> 00:02:37,313 When they finally do get to sleep, all the information is gonna fall out of their heads. 30 00:02:37,314 --> 00:02:39,864 Now me, I'm way ahead of everybody. 31 00:02:39,865 --> 00:02:42,129 I'm not gonna study tonight. 32 00:02:42,130 --> 00:02:45,207 I'm gonna get a good night's rest, get up extra early 33 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:46,493 and study in the morning. 34 00:02:46,495 --> 00:02:51,456 That way, everything will still be up front of my noggin by the time I take the test. 35 00:02:51,472 --> 00:02:53,909 -That's great. There's just one thing. -What's that? 36 00:02:53,910 --> 00:02:55,950 The test is today! 37 00:02:56,599 --> 00:02:58,618 Today? 38 00:03:00,602 --> 00:03:02,233 Flintstone! 39 00:03:02,518 --> 00:03:04,279 You're next! 40 00:03:04,281 --> 00:03:08,824 Next up on Bronto-simulator #3, Fred Flintstone. 41 00:03:09,109 --> 00:03:11,170 Go! 42 00:03:23,849 --> 00:03:28,060 You think you can handle a Brontocrane with a backfiring problem? 43 00:03:28,061 --> 00:03:31,437 Crane's got trouble, just call Barney Rubble. 44 00:03:36,941 --> 00:03:41,212 Oh, my aching tummy! 45 00:03:45,699 --> 00:03:48,510 Here you go. 46 00:03:48,909 --> 00:03:51,345 You wish. 47 00:04:01,169 --> 00:04:05,004 Look out! She's gonna blow! 48 00:04:10,509 --> 00:04:15,364 Hey, I got three stomachs! Cut me some slack. 49 00:04:17,265 --> 00:04:18,825 Yes! 50 00:04:24,313 --> 00:04:26,666 Time! 51 00:04:30,277 --> 00:04:34,215 -How'd I do? -Well, Flintstone... 52 00:04:36,282 --> 00:04:38,426 You passed! 53 00:04:38,742 --> 00:04:41,428 Yabba-dabba... 54 00:04:41,744 --> 00:04:43,536 Oooh! 55 00:04:43,537 --> 00:04:46,246 -Congratulations. -Thank you, sir. 56 00:04:46,247 --> 00:04:47,934 Frederick Flintstone. 57 00:04:47,935 --> 00:04:50,683 Way to go, Fred! 58 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:54,709 -Congratulations, Frederick. -Thank you, sir. 59 00:04:57,294 --> 00:04:59,170 -Melvin Rennick. -Thank you. 60 00:04:59,171 --> 00:05:01,857 -Nice job. -Thank you. 61 00:05:02,340 --> 00:05:04,109 Thank you. 62 00:05:11,806 --> 00:05:13,974 Gifts, gifts, gifts! 63 00:05:13,975 --> 00:05:17,726 I'm having the best bridal shower a girl could ever have. 64 00:05:17,727 --> 00:05:20,020 And this one's from Wilma. 65 00:05:20,021 --> 00:05:22,248 Oooh! 66 00:05:23,481 --> 00:05:27,045 Oh! A vacuum cleaner! Thank you, Wilma. 67 00:05:27,046 --> 00:05:30,464 Yeah, like she's gonna do any housework, right? 68 00:05:30,465 --> 00:05:33,090 I give this marriage six months, tops. 69 00:05:33,091 --> 00:05:36,757 -Wilma? -Where's Wilma? 70 00:05:45,706 --> 00:05:48,476 That girl will be the death of me. 71 00:05:51,628 --> 00:05:57,048 Wilma Slaghoople! Staring at that tar pit bedrock again. 72 00:05:57,049 --> 00:06:01,551 There's nothing down there but a bunch of flat-footed, flat-headed Neanderthals, 73 00:06:01,552 --> 00:06:05,178 clubbing each other and grunting. 74 00:06:05,179 --> 00:06:07,763 You know, I hear they're still afraid of fire. 75 00:06:07,764 --> 00:06:10,994 I think they're exactly like you and me. 76 00:06:10,995 --> 00:06:14,016 This is all my fault. 77 00:06:14,017 --> 00:06:17,102 I should never have let you play with the servants' children. 78 00:06:17,103 --> 00:06:18,999 Darling, please. 79 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:23,836 Come downstairs and at least pretend to be having a good time like everyone else. 80 00:06:24,071 --> 00:06:25,735 Come. 81 00:06:29,612 --> 00:06:31,634 Look! Oven mitts! 82 00:06:33,344 --> 00:06:35,490 Is that all the presents? 83 00:06:35,491 --> 00:06:38,468 Oh. What do we do now? 84 00:06:38,742 --> 00:06:42,471 Ladies, I have an idea. 85 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:46,852 -What do you say we go for a drive? -To the club! 86 00:06:46,853 --> 00:06:51,877 Actually, I was thinking about going someplace a little different for a change. 87 00:06:51,878 --> 00:06:53,857 Someplace new. 88 00:06:53,858 --> 00:06:56,859 Like, going into Bedrock... 89 00:06:57,049 --> 00:06:59,880 And going bowling? 90 00:07:06,947 --> 00:07:10,551 -Isn't she the best? -Oh, yes, she is! 91 00:07:11,951 --> 00:07:13,803 Yah! 92 00:07:14,786 --> 00:07:16,888 Whoa. 93 00:07:20,999 --> 00:07:24,731 My Wilma! Beautiful and witty, 94 00:07:24,732 --> 00:07:26,628 a prize for any man. 95 00:07:26,629 --> 00:07:28,608 Hello, Chip. 96 00:07:28,609 --> 00:07:30,546 What are you doing here? 97 00:07:30,547 --> 00:07:34,049 I just came by to discuss some business with Colonel Slaghoople. 98 00:07:34,050 --> 00:07:37,612 There's a certain girl I'm thinking of investing in. 99 00:07:41,014 --> 00:07:42,658 Hello, ladies. 100 00:07:43,683 --> 00:07:48,519 Well, I guess the next bridal shower will be Wilma's! 101 00:07:50,729 --> 00:07:53,001 Oh! Oh, no. 102 00:07:53,002 --> 00:07:57,296 Now, ladies, don't start chiseling those invitations yet. 103 00:07:57,297 --> 00:08:01,632 Wilma, you've hooked him. Now reel him in. 104 00:08:01,633 --> 00:08:03,570 If I thought I had a shot at Chip, 105 00:08:03,571 --> 00:08:06,572 I'd club my Eugene and leave him for the Raptors. 106 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:12,034 Wilma, get real! Chip Rockefeller was first in his class at Princestone. 107 00:08:12,035 --> 00:08:15,850 -I know, but... -And he owns half of Rock Vegas. 108 00:08:15,851 --> 00:08:17,038 Colonel. 109 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:20,686 Wilma, you and Chip are perfect for each other. 110 00:08:20,687 --> 00:08:23,292 Think of the kind of life he can buy you. 111 00:08:23,293 --> 00:08:26,482 We'll get to spend every day together shopping... 112 00:08:26,483 --> 00:08:28,128 -Playing tennis... -Getting facials... 113 00:08:28,129 --> 00:08:33,234 Browbeating our husbands! We'll be just like our mothers. 114 00:08:39,054 --> 00:08:40,429 Wilma! 115 00:08:40,430 --> 00:08:42,198 Wilma! 116 00:08:46,351 --> 00:08:48,352 Hey, Fred! 117 00:08:48,676 --> 00:08:50,903 Hey, Fred! 118 00:08:51,855 --> 00:08:53,167 Where you been? 119 00:08:53,168 --> 00:08:55,564 I've been lookin' all over for ya. 120 00:08:55,565 --> 00:08:58,215 I didn't feel much like celebrating. 121 00:08:58,316 --> 00:09:00,134 Are you kidding? 122 00:09:00,135 --> 00:09:04,279 We get to spend the rest of our lives working in a rock quarry! 123 00:09:04,637 --> 00:09:07,949 Who says dreams don't come true? 124 00:09:07,991 --> 00:09:10,551 I know I should be happy, 125 00:09:10,552 --> 00:09:13,057 but I guess I always figured by this point in my life, 126 00:09:13,058 --> 00:09:15,517 I'd have somebody special to share my success with. 127 00:09:15,518 --> 00:09:18,099 You always got me, Fred. 128 00:09:18,790 --> 00:09:20,595 Thanks, Barn. 129 00:09:20,596 --> 00:09:22,894 That's not really what I'm talking about. 130 00:09:24,378 --> 00:09:27,815 Yeah, I know. 131 00:09:28,464 --> 00:09:30,861 -What are you talkin' about? -A girl, Barn! 132 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:34,027 Oh, yeah, right. That's what I thought. 133 00:09:34,384 --> 00:09:37,469 But I wouldn't worry about it. You'll meet somebody. 134 00:09:37,470 --> 00:09:39,621 It's like they always say, 135 00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:42,348 "It'll happen when you least expect it." 136 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:45,100 Now, see, that's where you're wrong, Barn. 137 00:09:45,101 --> 00:09:48,728 I believe you create your own opportunities in life. 138 00:09:48,729 --> 00:09:52,106 You gotta go out there and make things happen. 139 00:09:52,107 --> 00:09:54,649 It's not like something's gonna just drop out of the sky, 140 00:09:54,650 --> 00:09:58,587 land in front of you and change your whole life. 141 00:10:19,130 --> 00:10:21,358 What was that? 142 00:10:32,977 --> 00:10:37,126 Help! Is there anybody out there? 143 00:10:37,127 --> 00:10:39,586 "Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!" 144 00:10:39,587 --> 00:10:42,067 Fred, I think there's somebody in there. 145 00:10:42,068 --> 00:10:46,547 -Come on, let's try to open it up. -I'm right behind you, pal. 146 00:11:11,175 --> 00:11:13,884 I don't know, Barn, the thing looks empty. 147 00:11:13,885 --> 00:11:16,928 Would you mind not holding me by the antennae? 148 00:11:16,929 --> 00:11:20,201 It's not an altogether pleasant sensation. 149 00:11:20,202 --> 00:11:25,161 -Oh, Barn, get me outta here. Get me up! -Come on, pal. 150 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:36,904 What are you? 151 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:40,281 I am the Great Gazoo. 152 00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:43,950 -The great "Kazoo"? -Gazoo. 153 00:11:43,951 --> 00:11:46,681 I come from a planet too far for you to fathom, 154 00:11:46,682 --> 00:11:50,455 and a civilization too advanced for you to comprehend. 155 00:11:50,456 --> 00:11:52,218 Wait a minute, Fred. 156 00:11:52,219 --> 00:11:54,583 -I'll bet we get wishes! -Pardon? 157 00:11:54,584 --> 00:11:57,689 We let you out of the fancy bottle. Now we get wishes, right? 158 00:11:57,690 --> 00:12:01,275 Yeah, Barney's right. Let's get this started. What do we have to rub? 159 00:12:01,276 --> 00:12:04,923 Now, look here. I am not some sort of friendly cartoon genie. 160 00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:07,883 And that is not a bottle. It is a spacecraft. 161 00:12:07,884 --> 00:12:11,156 I am of a highly-evolved alien species. 162 00:12:11,157 --> 00:12:14,763 I don't do funny voices. I don't sing catchy songs. 163 00:12:14,764 --> 00:12:19,433 And I do not possess a magic carpet for your big, bloated behinds to float upon! 164 00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:23,102 I am here to observe your species' mating rituals. 165 00:12:23,103 --> 00:12:25,729 -Okay, dum-dums? -Dum-dums? 166 00:12:25,730 --> 00:12:27,814 Hey, was that an insult? 167 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:31,108 -If the shoe fits... -What's a shoe? 168 00:12:31,109 --> 00:12:34,882 -Yes, it was an insult. -That's what I thought. 169 00:12:35,105 --> 00:12:37,543 -You're here to observe. -Mm-hmm. 170 00:12:37,545 --> 00:12:41,357 Well, get ready to observe your teeth leaving your head. 171 00:12:42,534 --> 00:12:44,553 There he is, Fred! 172 00:12:46,370 --> 00:12:49,849 Ooh! Violent natives. That will put a damper on tourism. 173 00:12:51,791 --> 00:12:55,231 Perhaps you can satisfy my intellectual curiosity. 174 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:58,355 -Fine. And you? -Oh, dear. 175 00:13:04,176 --> 00:13:08,032 ♪ We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out ♪ 176 00:13:08,033 --> 00:13:12,575 ♪ We're gonna rock this town ♪ ♪ Make 'em scream and shout ♪ 177 00:13:13,016 --> 00:13:15,767 ♪ Let's rock, rock, rock, man, rock ♪ 178 00:13:15,768 --> 00:13:18,143 ♪ Rock till we pop We're ♪ ♪ gonna rock till we drop ♪ 179 00:13:18,144 --> 00:13:21,581 ♪ We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out ♪ 180 00:13:27,152 --> 00:13:29,424 I'm Betty. I'll be your waitress. 181 00:13:29,425 --> 00:13:33,031 The fish is fresh, but be careful, so are the busboys. 182 00:13:33,032 --> 00:13:36,804 So, what are you having? 183 00:13:36,805 --> 00:13:40,035 What am I having? Oh! 184 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:42,933 Ah, gosh. 185 00:13:42,934 --> 00:13:45,101 How much is a glass of water? 186 00:13:45,102 --> 00:13:46,726 Water? Free. 187 00:13:46,727 --> 00:13:49,267 Great. I'll have two. 188 00:13:51,752 --> 00:13:54,170 You want a burger to go with your water? 189 00:13:54,171 --> 00:13:56,773 Oh, no. Water's fine. I like water. 190 00:13:56,774 --> 00:14:01,193 Because if you're short on cash or something, I could spot you. 191 00:14:01,194 --> 00:14:03,569 Then you could go home and get your wallet and pay me back. 192 00:14:03,570 --> 00:14:06,756 No, that's impossible. I can't. 193 00:14:07,072 --> 00:14:09,344 I just... I can't go home, so... 194 00:14:09,345 --> 00:14:13,826 Oh, my! Are you caveless? 195 00:14:13,827 --> 00:14:16,286 But you're so clean! 196 00:14:16,287 --> 00:14:20,060 -Oh, no, you see... -You poor, poor thing. 197 00:14:20,061 --> 00:14:23,980 Oh, great. I just called you "poor." I'm so thoughtless sometimes. 198 00:14:23,981 --> 00:14:26,899 -Listen... -You're not poor. You're not. 199 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,567 -No, I'm not. -You're just down on your luck, right? 200 00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:32,497 Well, don't you worry. 201 00:14:32,498 --> 00:14:34,425 You'll stay with me till you're back on your feet. 202 00:14:34,426 --> 00:14:36,530 And I'm gonna buy you lunch. 203 00:14:36,531 --> 00:14:40,012 -No, absolutely not. That's very sweet, but... -Please. 204 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:45,057 I used to volunteer at the caveless shelter. And I know. 205 00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:47,705 I know you're not looking for a handout. 206 00:14:47,706 --> 00:14:50,436 You're just looking for your self-respect. 207 00:14:50,437 --> 00:14:53,584 I'm Betty. Betty O'Shale. 208 00:14:53,585 --> 00:14:55,898 Just call me Wilma. 209 00:14:55,899 --> 00:15:00,443 Okay, Wilma. Let's go get you something to eat. 210 00:15:00,444 --> 00:15:02,778 Then we'll set you up at my apartment. 211 00:15:02,779 --> 00:15:05,217 -You live in an apartment? -Mm-hmm. 212 00:15:05,218 --> 00:15:07,260 That must be so great! 213 00:15:07,261 --> 00:15:10,885 I always wondered what it would be like to live in an apartment. 214 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:15,431 Life can be so cruel sometimes. 215 00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:33,512 -Good night, Fred. -Good night, Barn. 216 00:15:33,513 --> 00:15:35,179 Good night, dum-dums. 217 00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:37,449 Oooh! 218 00:15:38,349 --> 00:15:41,267 Oh. Hey, look, it's that Kazoo. 219 00:15:41,268 --> 00:15:45,187 Gazoo. Why is that so difficult? 220 00:15:45,188 --> 00:15:47,313 What are you doing here? 221 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:52,818 I am here to observe your species' mating rituals. So, get to it! 222 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:56,362 Barney and me don't... 223 00:15:58,260 --> 00:16:01,031 Get off of me! 224 00:16:01,032 --> 00:16:04,825 Listen, pal, you've got a lot to learn about the way things work here. 225 00:16:04,826 --> 00:16:07,431 So who or what do you mate with, hmm? 226 00:16:07,432 --> 00:16:08,827 Girls! 227 00:16:08,828 --> 00:16:11,305 And where are these girls? 228 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:15,100 I've been asking myself the same thing. 229 00:16:33,684 --> 00:16:35,768 ♪ Seven nights of rock ♪ 230 00:16:35,769 --> 00:16:37,832 ♪ Seven nights of roll ♪ 231 00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:40,458 ♪ Seven nights I'm gonna show my face ♪ 232 00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:42,544 ♪ with a different woman in a different place ♪ 233 00:16:42,545 --> 00:16:47,444 ♪ Seven nights of rock Well, ♪ ♪ I got seven nights of roll ♪ 234 00:16:47,445 --> 00:16:49,716 ♪ Monday I wanna rock with Jane ♪ 235 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,885 ♪ Tuesday It's gonna be Lorraine ♪ 236 00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:54,217 Ohhh! 237 00:16:54,950 --> 00:16:57,845 I got it! 238 00:16:58,661 --> 00:17:00,745 Are you hurt, Wilma? 239 00:17:00,746 --> 00:17:02,308 Who's Wilma? 240 00:17:02,309 --> 00:17:06,186 ♪ Seven nights of rock Seven nights of roll ♪ 241 00:17:06,187 --> 00:17:08,486 ♪ Seven nights I'm gonna show my face ♪ 242 00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:10,814 ♪ with a different woman in a different place ♪ 243 00:17:10,815 --> 00:17:15,357 ♪ Seven nights of rock Well, ♪ ♪ I got seven nights of roll ♪ 244 00:17:20,177 --> 00:17:22,552 At last, some hormonal activity. 245 00:17:22,553 --> 00:17:26,930 Okay, boys, time to get busy. I don't get paid by the hour. 246 00:17:26,931 --> 00:17:28,493 Keep quiet, Gazoo. 247 00:17:28,494 --> 00:17:30,035 You want to see us meet some girls, 248 00:17:30,036 --> 00:17:31,535 you're gonna have to hang back. 249 00:17:31,536 --> 00:17:34,641 -We don't want you cramping our style. -Style? 250 00:17:34,642 --> 00:17:39,311 Ha! 'Número uno,' if you knew the first thing about style, 251 00:17:39,312 --> 00:17:41,979 you'd know that animal prints are pass. 252 00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:43,563 And secondly, dum-dum... 253 00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:46,148 That's another thing. Enough with the dum-dum. 254 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:50,567 My name is Fred Flintstone. F-L-I-N... 255 00:17:50,568 --> 00:17:52,359 -T... -Stone. 256 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:56,612 I don't care who you are. It doesn't give you any reason to shout. 257 00:17:56,613 --> 00:18:00,031 -I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to him. -Who, him? 258 00:18:00,032 --> 00:18:02,887 No, him, the little green guy. Don't you see him? 259 00:18:04,639 --> 00:18:08,013 Wait a minute. He thought I was... 260 00:18:08,746 --> 00:18:10,723 Wait a minute. 261 00:18:11,039 --> 00:18:13,499 Are you telling me we're the only people who could see you? 262 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,521 Ding-ding-ding. You got one right. 263 00:18:15,522 --> 00:18:18,919 Care to take "prehistoric imbeciles" for 200? 264 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,337 So all day, Barn and me have been talkin' to you, 265 00:18:21,338 --> 00:18:23,588 and everybody probably thought we were a couple of... 266 00:18:23,589 --> 00:18:25,566 Dum-dums? 267 00:18:28,968 --> 00:18:34,034 I got a good feeling. Today could be my day. Who knows? 268 00:18:34,035 --> 00:18:37,682 Why, I could turn around now and meet the girl of my dreams. 269 00:18:39,747 --> 00:18:42,412 What'll it be, boys? 270 00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:46,791 Pay attention, Barn. You'll never want for companionship again. 271 00:18:49,442 --> 00:18:51,962 Ahhh. 272 00:18:53,279 --> 00:18:54,779 Humina, humina, humina... 273 00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:56,822 Sorry, no substitutions. 274 00:18:56,823 --> 00:19:00,468 No, I... 275 00:19:01,743 --> 00:19:06,163 Oh! You want a date? 276 00:19:06,164 --> 00:19:11,019 Well, I've gone out with men who've said less. 277 00:19:12,127 --> 00:19:16,273 Why not? You can take me to the carnival tomorrow. 278 00:19:27,012 --> 00:19:29,573 Oh, ah... 279 00:19:30,222 --> 00:19:33,033 Your little friend want a date, too? 280 00:19:34,642 --> 00:19:38,454 Oh, help! 281 00:19:40,545 --> 00:19:44,816 I got the perfect girl. Be right back. 282 00:19:45,024 --> 00:19:47,484 Barney, tonight we shower. 283 00:20:13,065 --> 00:20:15,087 I may not know much about your courting rituals, 284 00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:19,212 but I'll go out on a limb and say this can't be going very well... 285 00:20:33,624 --> 00:20:36,626 See the 40-year-old man, one of nature's miracles. 286 00:20:36,627 --> 00:20:38,544 Step right up! Step right up! 287 00:20:38,545 --> 00:20:41,272 Only one clam gets two of you in. 288 00:20:46,402 --> 00:20:49,782 This is amazing! I can't believe it! 289 00:20:49,783 --> 00:20:52,742 -It's so noisy! -Yeah, I noticed. 290 00:20:52,743 --> 00:20:56,556 That looks like bowling. Barney, can we play? 291 00:20:56,557 --> 00:21:01,060 Yeah, sure, but Fred and I go bowling all the time. 292 00:21:01,061 --> 00:21:05,397 That's a dumb idea! Who's gonna pay to see dinosaurs? 293 00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,899 I got dinosaurs in my backyard. 294 00:21:14,738 --> 00:21:19,033 Wow... You got a really great laugh. 295 00:21:19,034 --> 00:21:22,576 Yeah, so do you. 296 00:21:28,456 --> 00:21:31,333 Hey, do you like Brontocoasters? 297 00:21:31,334 --> 00:21:34,687 -I'll race you to it. -You're on. 298 00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:52,203 Whew! 299 00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:59,126 This is gonna be fun, huh? 300 00:22:03,195 --> 00:22:06,006 So, what do you wanna do first? 301 00:22:06,655 --> 00:22:08,072 Ah... 302 00:22:08,073 --> 00:22:10,258 What was your name again? 303 00:22:15,162 --> 00:22:18,224 Come on, pretty boy. Come on! 304 00:22:25,171 --> 00:22:27,047 Watch. 305 00:22:32,052 --> 00:22:36,532 You don't got it, girl. You couldn't hit the broad side of a brontosaurus! 306 00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:49,318 That was a good shot. Wasn't it? 307 00:22:49,319 --> 00:22:52,505 Well, that's a pretty tough spare... 308 00:22:52,946 --> 00:22:55,174 For most people. 309 00:23:05,208 --> 00:23:07,477 We got a winner. 310 00:23:11,213 --> 00:23:14,423 Ah, these things never live longer than a week. 311 00:23:14,424 --> 00:23:18,426 Hey, Fred, do you think you could teach me how to throw like that? 312 00:23:18,427 --> 00:23:21,156 Sure. Let's see what you've got. 313 00:23:21,157 --> 00:23:23,595 Oh! Okay. 314 00:23:25,931 --> 00:23:28,181 Okay. 315 00:23:28,182 --> 00:23:30,412 Okay. Whoops! 316 00:23:30,413 --> 00:23:33,286 Ooh! 317 00:23:33,727 --> 00:23:37,164 -I'm done. -Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Let me help you. 318 00:23:38,230 --> 00:23:41,545 Give me your hand. Middle fingers. 319 00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:43,669 Okay. 320 00:23:44,026 --> 00:23:47,505 Now take the weight. Oh! 321 00:23:52,993 --> 00:23:55,513 Now relax. 322 00:23:57,330 --> 00:24:00,057 It's all in the toes. 323 00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:04,227 And... 324 00:24:24,062 --> 00:24:27,124 I did it! 325 00:24:27,857 --> 00:24:30,085 Oh, yeah! 326 00:24:34,989 --> 00:24:37,740 Hey, Fred! Fred! 327 00:24:37,741 --> 00:24:40,135 Hey, Fred! 328 00:24:40,492 --> 00:24:44,411 Look, I know I ran off with Betty, 329 00:24:44,412 --> 00:24:46,954 but Wilma was kinda my date. 330 00:24:46,955 --> 00:24:50,477 So I was wondering if it wouldn't be too much trouble if... 331 00:24:50,478 --> 00:24:52,332 Well, if, ah... 332 00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:55,104 What are you trying to say, Barn? 333 00:24:55,105 --> 00:24:58,312 Would you mind if I left with Betty? 334 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,713 No! Not at all, buddy. Hey, take the car. 335 00:25:01,714 --> 00:25:03,672 Thanks, pal. Thanks a bunch. 336 00:25:03,673 --> 00:25:07,008 She says she wants to go back to our place and cook me breakfast. 337 00:25:07,009 --> 00:25:10,323 I don't know what we're gonna do until then. 338 00:25:10,324 --> 00:25:14,323 But you know I can't turn down a good meal! 339 00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:26,608 It's kinda chilly all of a sudden, isn't it? 340 00:25:26,609 --> 00:25:31,255 Chilly? Are you kiddin'? The earth's still coolin' around here. 341 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:37,177 Still, I wish I'd brought something to drape over my shoulders. 342 00:25:38,369 --> 00:25:40,513 Oh! 343 00:25:41,579 --> 00:25:43,788 Thank you. 344 00:25:43,789 --> 00:25:46,310 Nice opening gambit, lover boy. 345 00:25:46,311 --> 00:25:49,312 Now, close the deal so I can get off this barren rock. 346 00:25:49,313 --> 00:25:51,459 I'm ignoring you right now. 347 00:25:51,460 --> 00:25:54,146 What did you say? 348 00:25:55,671 --> 00:25:59,653 I said, "I'm adoring you right now." 349 00:25:59,654 --> 00:26:03,447 Oh, Fred! That's so sweet. 350 00:26:03,448 --> 00:26:06,554 Come on, come on! 351 00:26:06,555 --> 00:26:08,492 You're in the red zone. 352 00:26:08,493 --> 00:26:12,578 La, la, la, la, la Isn't it all so romantic? 353 00:26:12,579 --> 00:26:15,285 Now, hurry up and kiss her 354 00:26:19,188 --> 00:26:23,042 Your eyes are like two big eyes. 355 00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:41,957 Oh, yuck! 356 00:26:41,958 --> 00:26:45,126 That's so cute! He thinks you're his mother. 357 00:26:45,127 --> 00:26:47,210 Down, boy, down! 358 00:26:47,211 --> 00:26:50,523 Whoa! 359 00:26:51,631 --> 00:26:54,568 Heh-heh-heh. 360 00:26:58,199 --> 00:27:00,405 I lead a simple life. 361 00:27:00,721 --> 00:27:03,639 As long as I got a roof over my head, food on the table, 362 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,660 and a sharp shell to shave with, I'm a happy guy. 363 00:27:08,144 --> 00:27:12,438 Fred, you are so different than the kind of guys I grew up with. 364 00:27:12,439 --> 00:27:16,793 -Really? What are they like? -Real different. 365 00:27:20,028 --> 00:27:21,987 This is it. 366 00:27:25,949 --> 00:27:28,594 I had a great time tonight. 367 00:27:30,787 --> 00:27:33,515 I sure hope you did, too. 368 00:27:33,914 --> 00:27:36,058 I wouldn't change a thing. 369 00:27:38,709 --> 00:27:41,687 Well... Good night. 370 00:27:43,087 --> 00:27:45,192 Good night. 371 00:27:49,259 --> 00:27:53,530 -Good night. -Good night. 372 00:27:57,349 --> 00:27:59,326 Good night. 373 00:28:27,936 --> 00:28:31,915 Yabba-dabba-doo! 374 00:28:34,733 --> 00:28:39,296 ♪ One, two, one, two, three, ow ♪ 375 00:28:47,703 --> 00:28:51,873 ♪ Wake up, kids We got the dreamers' disease ♪ 376 00:28:51,874 --> 00:28:56,334 ♪ Age 14, it's got you down on your knees ♪ 377 00:28:56,335 --> 00:29:00,773 ♪ So polite, we're busy still sayin' please ♪ 378 00:29:03,967 --> 00:29:07,779 ♪ But when the night is falling ♪ 379 00:29:08,095 --> 00:29:12,411 ♪ You cannot find the light ♪ 380 00:29:12,412 --> 00:29:15,746 ♪ You feel your dreams are dyin' ♪ 381 00:29:15,747 --> 00:29:19,145 ♪ Hold tight ♪ 382 00:29:19,146 --> 00:29:21,396 ♪ You got the music in you ♪ 383 00:29:21,397 --> 00:29:23,376 ♪ Don't let go ♪ 384 00:29:23,377 --> 00:29:25,502 ♪ You got the music in you ♪ 385 00:29:25,503 --> 00:29:29,693 ♪ One dance left This ♪ ♪ world is gonna pull through ♪ 386 00:29:29,694 --> 00:29:33,988 ♪ Don't give up You got a reason to live ♪ 387 00:29:33,989 --> 00:29:39,302 ♪ Can't forget We only get what we give ♪ 388 00:29:45,081 --> 00:29:48,810 ♪ I'm comin' home, baby One dance left ♪ 389 00:30:05,933 --> 00:30:08,997 Good mornin', Fred. What a beautiful day! 390 00:30:08,998 --> 00:30:13,459 I was just thinkin' the same thing, Barney boy. Beautiful! 391 00:30:13,460 --> 00:30:16,857 So I take it you and Wilma had a nice evening. 392 00:30:16,858 --> 00:30:20,714 Are you kiddin'? Barn, I've never met anyone like her. 393 00:30:20,715 --> 00:30:23,445 This Wilma, I think she may be the one. 394 00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:25,947 I feel the same way about Betty. 395 00:30:25,948 --> 00:30:28,240 -She's smart. -She's hot. 396 00:30:28,241 --> 00:30:29,970 -Kind. -Funny. 397 00:30:29,971 --> 00:30:32,909 -Classy. -She's hot. 398 00:30:32,910 --> 00:30:36,514 Beautiful! 399 00:30:41,209 --> 00:30:44,795 You know, Wilma, you really should wear your hair up. 400 00:30:44,796 --> 00:30:48,900 -Like I need more height! -No, look. 401 00:30:51,426 --> 00:30:54,071 It really brings out your smile. 402 00:30:55,596 --> 00:31:00,162 Well, I guess I just have a whole lot more to smile about these days. 403 00:31:00,163 --> 00:31:02,810 And I owe it all to you. 404 00:31:02,811 --> 00:31:05,333 You're the first real friend I've ever had. 405 00:31:05,334 --> 00:31:09,336 You've had a tough life. You deserve a few breaks. 406 00:31:09,337 --> 00:31:13,753 Actually, Betty, it hasn't been all that tough. 407 00:31:16,821 --> 00:31:20,073 You see, there's something I've been meaning to tell you... 408 00:31:20,074 --> 00:31:23,033 And I've been real scared, but I think now... 409 00:31:23,034 --> 00:31:26,554 Pizza's here. 410 00:31:28,705 --> 00:31:32,332 Good evening. I'm looking for a... 411 00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:34,458 Mother? 412 00:31:34,459 --> 00:31:37,377 Wilma, is that you? 413 00:31:37,378 --> 00:31:39,983 What is this place? 414 00:31:39,984 --> 00:31:44,237 This is an apartment. It's how a lot of people live. 415 00:31:44,238 --> 00:31:47,134 Well, that doesn't make it right. 416 00:31:47,135 --> 00:31:49,907 And who are you? The cleaning woman? 417 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:52,909 You're obviously doing a terrible job. You're fired. Go on, shoo! 418 00:31:52,910 --> 00:31:58,122 Mother, Mother! This is my new best friend, Betty. 419 00:31:58,123 --> 00:32:00,978 She's been very good to me. 420 00:32:00,979 --> 00:32:03,540 And I've been a regular Joan Crawfish. 421 00:32:04,064 --> 00:32:09,255 Wilma, I'm going to take my bath now. Good luck. 422 00:32:09,256 --> 00:32:10,484 Yuck! 423 00:32:10,485 --> 00:32:13,861 Mother, how did you find me? 424 00:32:13,862 --> 00:32:17,488 I did what any concerned parent would do. Hired a detective. 425 00:32:17,489 --> 00:32:20,198 -You what? -We'll discuss everything on the way home. 426 00:32:20,199 --> 00:32:22,721 -Come on. -I am home, Mother. 427 00:32:22,722 --> 00:32:25,452 And I'm happier than I have ever been in my life. 428 00:32:25,453 --> 00:32:30,915 You can throw me in a sack and drag me home, but I'll just run away again. 429 00:32:30,916 --> 00:32:33,771 Fine, Wilma, fine. 430 00:32:33,772 --> 00:32:36,270 You've broken my heart. 431 00:32:36,711 --> 00:32:39,962 But I will not allow you to do the same thing 432 00:32:39,963 --> 00:32:42,357 to your dear, frail father. 433 00:32:42,798 --> 00:32:45,821 Oh, darling, he misses you so much. 434 00:32:45,822 --> 00:32:50,200 And if you're not home on Sunday to celebrate his birthday, 435 00:32:50,201 --> 00:32:54,641 well, I just don't know how many more birthdays 436 00:32:54,642 --> 00:32:59,163 he's going to be around to celebrate. 437 00:33:08,363 --> 00:33:11,469 I wonder why Wilma gave us these suits to wear for the party. 438 00:33:11,470 --> 00:33:14,260 Maybe it's a costume party. 439 00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:20,268 Stay. 440 00:33:20,269 --> 00:33:23,249 Dino, stay. 441 00:33:26,836 --> 00:33:29,837 Come on, Barn, let's pick up the girls. 442 00:33:48,813 --> 00:33:51,333 So, Barn, what do you think? 443 00:33:53,651 --> 00:33:56,111 Oh, Fred, you shouldn't have. 444 00:33:56,112 --> 00:33:58,571 It's not for you, nitwit. It's for Wilma. 445 00:33:58,572 --> 00:33:59,800 Oh. 446 00:33:59,801 --> 00:34:02,132 I'm gonna ask her to marry me. 447 00:34:02,615 --> 00:34:06,993 Dum-dum, there appears to be a tiny flake of something stuck to your ring. 448 00:34:06,994 --> 00:34:09,077 Look. Just there. 449 00:34:09,078 --> 00:34:12,455 -That's the stone, Gazoo. -Oops. 450 00:34:12,456 --> 00:34:15,832 -It's all I could afford. -Sorry. 451 00:34:15,833 --> 00:34:21,753 Well, I'm sure she'll be very impressed by your frugality. 452 00:34:21,754 --> 00:34:26,298 That's the great thing about Wilma. I don't feel the need to impress her. 453 00:34:26,299 --> 00:34:30,862 She's just a simple girl with simple tastes. 454 00:34:36,308 --> 00:34:38,163 You know, there are a couple things about me 455 00:34:38,164 --> 00:34:42,228 I haven't gotten around to telling you guys yet. 456 00:34:42,229 --> 00:34:45,834 Well, welcome to Slaghoople Manor. 457 00:34:45,835 --> 00:34:49,125 Your house has a name? 458 00:35:04,038 --> 00:35:07,725 Fred, look! A Cadi-roc limo! 459 00:35:13,837 --> 00:35:18,048 Betty, I'm sorry. I was just so ashamed. 460 00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:22,134 I should have realized a caveless girl couldn't afford to wear Isaac Mizrocki. 461 00:35:22,135 --> 00:35:26,512 -Wilma! Wilma's home, everybody. -Genevieve... 462 00:35:26,513 --> 00:35:28,823 Barney. 463 00:35:31,725 --> 00:35:33,142 She's loaded. 464 00:35:33,143 --> 00:35:35,309 Fred, it looks like you really lucked out. 465 00:35:35,310 --> 00:35:37,602 No, Barn! This is terrible! 466 00:35:37,603 --> 00:35:40,228 I can't give her this measly ring. Look at her house! 467 00:35:40,229 --> 00:35:43,188 A girl like this is used to the best of everything. 468 00:35:43,189 --> 00:35:46,315 She's gonna take one look at this ring and laugh at me. 469 00:35:46,316 --> 00:35:49,961 Barn, it's a good thing I didn't get the chance to give it to her sooner. 470 00:35:49,962 --> 00:35:52,275 Hey, what are you doin'? Hey! 471 00:35:52,276 --> 00:35:54,714 This little mug's tryin' to steal my car! 472 00:35:54,715 --> 00:35:57,028 No, sir! I'm the valet! 473 00:35:57,029 --> 00:36:01,739 The ballet? I don't care if you're going to the opera. You're not going in my car! 474 00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:04,992 Fred! Barney! Get off of him! 475 00:36:04,993 --> 00:36:08,742 Fred, he's the valet. He parks the car. 476 00:36:09,308 --> 00:36:11,454 I knew that. 477 00:36:11,455 --> 00:36:13,870 Come on, Fred. 478 00:36:15,145 --> 00:36:19,607 Valet parking! First, cooked food, now this. What'll they think of next? 479 00:36:29,366 --> 00:36:33,470 Wilma! Wilma, darling, we're over here. 480 00:36:37,039 --> 00:36:39,957 Wilma, darling, you look... Nice. 481 00:36:39,958 --> 00:36:43,000 Thank you, Mother. Hello. 482 00:36:43,001 --> 00:36:45,252 Happy birthday, Daddy. 483 00:36:45,253 --> 00:36:46,753 Huh? 484 00:36:46,754 --> 00:36:50,464 Oh, yes, yes. Any news from the front? 485 00:36:50,465 --> 00:36:52,798 -Ah. Morale is excellent, sir. -Good. 486 00:36:52,799 --> 00:36:57,695 Mother, Father, I'd like you to meet my new boyfriend, Fred. 487 00:36:58,219 --> 00:37:00,240 Cavalry, mount up. 488 00:37:00,241 --> 00:37:04,574 We're moving out. Charge! 489 00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:13,165 -A pleasure. -Charmed. 490 00:37:13,856 --> 00:37:15,440 Wilma, darling, 491 00:37:15,441 --> 00:37:19,652 there's somebody here who's simply dying to see you again. 492 00:37:19,653 --> 00:37:22,446 Chip, over here. 493 00:37:22,447 --> 00:37:24,424 Mother, Chip's here? 494 00:37:24,740 --> 00:37:26,365 Of course, Chip's here. 495 00:37:26,366 --> 00:37:28,324 -He's practically family. -Who's Chip? 496 00:37:28,325 --> 00:37:30,366 We used to date. "Used to," Mother. 497 00:37:30,367 --> 00:37:35,847 -Wilma, you look lovelier than ever. -Thank you. 498 00:37:36,246 --> 00:37:38,997 I love your hair up like that. 499 00:37:38,998 --> 00:37:43,417 -Oh, I see you've brought a... -Date. 500 00:37:43,418 --> 00:37:46,794 Wilma, Wilma, look, look. The Rathbones have arrived. 501 00:37:46,795 --> 00:37:50,047 You've got to come and see Tiffany's new nose. It's between her eyes now. 502 00:37:50,048 --> 00:37:51,608 Come on. 503 00:37:53,383 --> 00:37:56,739 We haven't been formally introduced. I'm Chip Rockefeller. 504 00:37:56,740 --> 00:37:59,532 Of the Mesozoic Rockefellers. 505 00:37:59,533 --> 00:38:01,741 I'm Fred Flintstone of the, uh, 506 00:38:01,742 --> 00:38:04,865 Fredizoic Flintstone stones. 507 00:38:05,765 --> 00:38:07,620 What line of work are you in? 508 00:38:07,621 --> 00:38:11,601 It so happens I'll be hanging my hat at the quarry. 509 00:38:11,602 --> 00:38:14,228 Oh, you bought Slate and Company! 510 00:38:14,229 --> 00:38:16,292 No, I'm a Brontocrane operator. 511 00:38:16,293 --> 00:38:20,501 Seriously, what do you do? 512 00:38:21,317 --> 00:38:24,089 I work down at the quarry. I'm a Brontocrane operator. 513 00:38:24,090 --> 00:38:29,155 You are serious! How embarrassing for you. 514 00:38:29,156 --> 00:38:32,575 Fellas, Wilma's date works 515 00:38:32,576 --> 00:38:34,304 at the quarry! 516 00:38:36,785 --> 00:38:39,346 He's a Brontocrane operator! 517 00:39:07,689 --> 00:39:11,752 Ahhh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! 518 00:39:16,906 --> 00:39:19,008 Hi, Betty! 519 00:39:21,493 --> 00:39:24,953 Did I tell you that that's a really pretty dress? 520 00:39:24,954 --> 00:39:27,223 Thank you. 521 00:39:27,580 --> 00:39:32,602 -Oh, Betty, you're not still mad at me, are ya? -Mad? 522 00:39:33,126 --> 00:39:38,440 Just because you pretended to be poor, and I took you in and I felt sorry for you? 523 00:39:40,674 --> 00:39:43,903 Why would that make me mad? 524 00:39:50,183 --> 00:39:52,369 Yoo-hoo! 525 00:39:53,310 --> 00:39:55,663 Having fun, princess? 526 00:39:56,688 --> 00:39:59,460 -Not really. -That's my girl! 527 00:39:59,461 --> 00:40:05,277 -I have a little something for your birthday. -Daddy, it's your birthday! 528 00:40:05,278 --> 00:40:07,320 It is? Oh. 529 00:40:07,321 --> 00:40:10,280 Well, these won't fit me. 530 00:40:12,157 --> 00:40:14,491 Oh, they're beautiful! 531 00:40:14,492 --> 00:40:16,510 Yes! 532 00:40:17,118 --> 00:40:19,327 I know you don't like showy things, 533 00:40:19,328 --> 00:40:21,744 but these were your great-great-grandmother's. 534 00:40:21,745 --> 00:40:25,307 -Oh! -In fact, they came right out of her shell. 535 00:40:28,709 --> 00:40:32,419 Oh, Wilma. Whatever you decide to do, 536 00:40:32,420 --> 00:40:35,064 I want you to know something. 537 00:40:35,380 --> 00:40:37,858 Your daddy will always love you. 538 00:40:39,342 --> 00:40:41,300 -Thank you, Daddy. -Yes! 539 00:40:52,895 --> 00:40:57,418 Wow, Wilma, sure are beautiful pearls! 540 00:40:57,419 --> 00:41:01,586 -Thank you, Fred. -They look really expensive. 541 00:41:07,783 --> 00:41:09,429 Ladies and gentlemen... 542 00:41:09,430 --> 00:41:12,512 I'd like to propose a toast. 543 00:41:14,079 --> 00:41:16,101 To the Colonel on his birthday. 544 00:41:16,102 --> 00:41:18,707 Although he's a man of great wealth and power, 545 00:41:18,708 --> 00:41:23,252 he has the most precious gifts a man could ever want. A loving wife... 546 00:41:23,253 --> 00:41:28,130 And the most beautiful daughter the world has ever seen. 547 00:41:28,131 --> 00:41:31,860 -To the Colonel! -To the Colonel! 548 00:41:41,725 --> 00:41:45,620 -I'd also like to propose a toast. -Must you? 549 00:41:49,356 --> 00:41:51,690 To Mr. Slaghoople... 550 00:41:51,691 --> 00:41:54,734 -"Colonel" Slaghoople! -Yes? 551 00:41:54,735 --> 00:41:57,757 Mrs. Slaghoople, 552 00:41:57,758 --> 00:42:01,465 and most of all... Wilma. 553 00:42:03,532 --> 00:42:07,970 Ah, thanks for the invite. 554 00:42:08,369 --> 00:42:13,766 You know, I've never been inside a place this big without paying admission. 555 00:42:14,958 --> 00:42:18,251 At first I felt a little uncomfortable, 556 00:42:18,252 --> 00:42:22,921 much the same as you would if you were to stumble into one of my lodge meetings, 557 00:42:22,922 --> 00:42:26,090 the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalos. 558 00:42:26,091 --> 00:42:28,276 Waka, waka, wee! 559 00:42:28,277 --> 00:42:30,921 Waka, waka, who? 560 00:42:35,407 --> 00:42:38,260 No, no! Dino, bad! 561 00:42:46,208 --> 00:42:48,936 Dino, no! 562 00:42:50,086 --> 00:42:52,439 Dino! 563 00:42:58,052 --> 00:43:00,427 Oh, Dino! 564 00:43:00,428 --> 00:43:06,015 You! This is all your fault! You ruined my entire party. 565 00:43:06,016 --> 00:43:10,643 You idiot! You buffoon! You, you... Commoner! 566 00:43:12,061 --> 00:43:13,581 Get out. 567 00:43:13,582 --> 00:43:15,979 Get out of my house now! 568 00:43:15,980 --> 00:43:17,771 Hey, watch it. 569 00:43:17,772 --> 00:43:19,957 Stop it! 570 00:43:22,442 --> 00:43:24,818 How can you treat people this way? 571 00:43:24,819 --> 00:43:28,195 Is it because they're not like you? You know what? 572 00:43:28,196 --> 00:43:32,133 That is why I like them, because they're not like you. 573 00:43:33,116 --> 00:43:36,887 They like me for who I am, not who I am. 574 00:43:37,828 --> 00:43:40,306 I mean... 575 00:43:40,705 --> 00:43:42,538 You know what I mean. 576 00:43:42,539 --> 00:43:45,517 How dare you talk to me like that, Wilma! 577 00:43:45,708 --> 00:43:49,273 No one has ever talked to me like that before! 578 00:43:49,274 --> 00:43:53,943 Well, Mother, maybe it's about time somebody did. 579 00:43:53,944 --> 00:43:55,756 Oh. 580 00:43:55,757 --> 00:43:58,151 Let's go, Fred. 581 00:44:00,093 --> 00:44:02,198 We're right behind you, Wilma. 582 00:44:02,199 --> 00:44:05,156 Thanks, Betty. 583 00:44:09,392 --> 00:44:12,623 Wilma? Wilma, wait. 584 00:44:12,624 --> 00:44:14,603 Please don't go. 585 00:44:14,604 --> 00:44:18,772 You were right back there. The way I... The way everyone's behaved today 586 00:44:18,773 --> 00:44:21,231 -has been inexcusable. -Thank you, Chip. 587 00:44:21,232 --> 00:44:24,877 Congratulations, Flintstone. I really mean that. The better man won. 588 00:44:25,485 --> 00:44:27,528 And just to show that there are no hard feelings, 589 00:44:27,529 --> 00:44:31,698 I'd like to invite the four of you to the opening of my new casino in Rock Vegas. 590 00:44:31,699 --> 00:44:35,367 You lovebirds can take in the sites, relax in the luxury accommodations 591 00:44:35,368 --> 00:44:38,869 and enjoy the opening night concert gala by Mick Jagged and the Stones. 592 00:44:38,870 --> 00:44:40,745 The Stones? 593 00:44:40,746 --> 00:44:45,520 This isn't love This is destiny 594 00:44:45,521 --> 00:44:47,917 What do you say, Wilma? 595 00:44:47,918 --> 00:44:51,211 Well, Chip, I... 596 00:44:51,212 --> 00:44:55,715 We really appreciate your gesture, but I don't think now is a good time... 597 00:44:55,716 --> 00:44:58,777 Hmm, Rock Vegas, eh? 598 00:45:08,601 --> 00:45:10,745 We'd love to go. 599 00:45:17,858 --> 00:45:20,859 ♪ Bright light city gonna set my soul ♪ 600 00:45:20,860 --> 00:45:24,424 ♪ Gonna set my soul on fire ♪ 601 00:45:24,425 --> 00:45:28,010 ♪ Got a whole lotta money that's ready to burn ♪ 602 00:45:28,011 --> 00:45:31,137 ♪ You better get those stakes up high ♪ 603 00:45:31,138 --> 00:45:34,786 ♪ There's a thousand guys waiting out there ♪ 604 00:45:34,787 --> 00:45:38,246 ♪ And they're all living devil-may-care ♪ 605 00:45:38,247 --> 00:45:41,832 ♪ And I'm just a little devil ♪ ♪ with a lot of love to spare ♪ 606 00:45:41,833 --> 00:45:45,251 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪ 607 00:45:45,252 --> 00:45:48,461 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪ 608 00:45:48,462 --> 00:45:52,233 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪ 609 00:46:02,642 --> 00:46:05,435 ♪ How I wish that there were many more ♪ 610 00:46:05,436 --> 00:46:08,603 ♪ Than the 24 hours of a day ♪ 611 00:46:08,604 --> 00:46:12,398 ♪ But even if there were 40 more ♪ 612 00:46:12,399 --> 00:46:16,651 ♪ I wouldn't sleep a minute away No, no, no ♪ 613 00:46:16,652 --> 00:46:19,424 ♪ Blackjack and poker Roulette wheel ♪ 614 00:46:19,425 --> 00:46:22,968 ♪ A fortune won and lost on every deal ♪ 615 00:46:22,969 --> 00:46:26,242 ♪ All you need's a strong ♪ ♪ heart and nerves of steel ♪ 616 00:46:26,243 --> 00:46:29,429 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪ 617 00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:33,140 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪ 618 00:46:33,581 --> 00:46:36,684 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪ 619 00:46:38,168 --> 00:46:39,981 Way to go, Barney! 620 00:46:39,982 --> 00:46:44,986 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas with your neon ♪ ♪ flashing and your one-arm bandits crashing ♪ 621 00:46:44,987 --> 00:46:48,614 ♪ And all those hopes down the drain ♪ 622 00:46:48,615 --> 00:46:52,242 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas turning day into nighttime ♪ 623 00:46:52,243 --> 00:46:54,118 ♪ Night into daytime ♪ 624 00:46:54,119 --> 00:46:58,684 ♪ If you see it once You'll ♪ ♪ never be the same again ♪ 625 00:46:58,685 --> 00:47:01,371 ♪ I guarantee it ♪ 626 00:47:02,604 --> 00:47:05,749 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪ 627 00:47:06,106 --> 00:47:08,751 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪ 628 00:47:09,108 --> 00:47:10,900 ♪ Viva ♪ 629 00:47:10,901 --> 00:47:15,630 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪ 630 00:47:20,450 --> 00:47:23,637 ♪ 631 00:47:36,924 --> 00:47:39,174 Great day, huh? 632 00:47:39,175 --> 00:47:41,944 I hope it never ends. 633 00:47:47,265 --> 00:47:49,807 Oh, young love! 634 00:47:49,808 --> 00:47:54,079 -It's a shame it won't last, hmm? -Mm-hmm. 635 00:47:59,816 --> 00:48:02,067 Just you wait, Roxie, dear. 636 00:48:02,068 --> 00:48:06,404 This man is my puppet, and I've barely begun to pull the strings. 637 00:48:06,405 --> 00:48:10,824 Soon Wilma will see him for the pathetic primitive primate he really is. 638 00:48:10,825 --> 00:48:13,868 You told me you were over this Wilma person. 639 00:48:13,869 --> 00:48:16,974 What do I have to do to convince you? 640 00:48:16,975 --> 00:48:20,810 Diamonds? A Maserocki? 641 00:48:20,811 --> 00:48:24,917 Your own show in the Stalactite Lounge? 642 00:48:24,918 --> 00:48:28,753 Very nice, Chip! But I prefer cash. 643 00:48:28,754 --> 00:48:32,464 -What a coincidence. So do we. -Yeah. 644 00:48:32,465 --> 00:48:36,759 Oh, Rocko and Rocko, my favorite made men! 645 00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,093 What can I do for you gentlemen? 646 00:48:39,094 --> 00:48:43,597 The boss wants his money. He says he don't think you got it. 647 00:48:43,598 --> 00:48:47,204 That's... Not entirely true, 648 00:48:47,205 --> 00:48:49,788 nor is it entirely false. 649 00:48:49,789 --> 00:48:52,061 He don't entirely care. 650 00:48:52,062 --> 00:48:55,564 But he wants all of his money by midnight Sunday, 651 00:48:55,565 --> 00:48:57,481 or he starts taking your casinos. 652 00:48:57,482 --> 00:49:01,544 -And breaking your legs! -This is a moot discussion, gentlemen, 653 00:49:01,545 --> 00:49:04,880 because by Sunday evening, I shall be married to Wilma Slaghoople 654 00:49:04,881 --> 00:49:09,258 and one of the greatest personal fortunes in the uncivilized world. 655 00:49:09,259 --> 00:49:13,780 -You'd better be... -Or you'll be sleepin' with the Tunasauruses! 656 00:49:25,439 --> 00:49:28,042 The plot thickens. 657 00:49:42,788 --> 00:49:45,102 Oh, this is heaven! 658 00:49:45,103 --> 00:49:49,522 Could you get between my shoulder blades? That's where I carry my tension. 659 00:49:49,523 --> 00:49:53,856 Ha! She's tense. I just found out what calamari means. 660 00:49:54,088 --> 00:49:57,528 Wilma, can I ask you something? 661 00:49:57,529 --> 00:50:00,194 Sure, Betty. What's up? 662 00:50:00,551 --> 00:50:03,177 Do you think Barney's serious about me? 663 00:50:03,178 --> 00:50:06,992 What are you talkin' about? He's crazy about you. 664 00:50:06,993 --> 00:50:08,971 I hope so. 665 00:50:08,972 --> 00:50:12,807 I've never met anyone like Bernard Rubble. 666 00:50:12,808 --> 00:50:15,496 He's so loyal. 667 00:50:15,497 --> 00:50:21,209 And so sweet! He makes me feel like I'm the only girl in this whole flat world. 668 00:50:21,210 --> 00:50:26,421 That's exactly how Fred makes me feel. I mean, Chip, 669 00:50:26,422 --> 00:50:29,296 it was always about money. 670 00:50:30,196 --> 00:50:34,282 Fred doesn't have a greedy bone in his entire body. 671 00:50:34,283 --> 00:50:38,869 Yabba-dabba-dough! 672 00:50:38,870 --> 00:50:41,788 Look at all these clams! 673 00:50:41,789 --> 00:50:44,790 You got enough there to buy Wilma a ring for each finger. 674 00:50:44,791 --> 00:50:46,854 And maybe a little stud for me too. 675 00:50:46,855 --> 00:50:49,000 So, what do you say we go cash out? 676 00:50:49,001 --> 00:50:53,920 What, are you crazy? That's your problem, Barn. You think too small. 677 00:50:53,921 --> 00:50:56,129 I'm not just gonna stop at a ring. 678 00:50:56,130 --> 00:51:00,299 I'm gonna buy her a whole lifestyle, just like Chip Rockefeller. 679 00:51:00,300 --> 00:51:04,344 But she doesn't want some smart, rich, handsome guy. She wants you. 680 00:51:04,345 --> 00:51:08,866 Hey, buzz off, cave boy. The man's got magic hands. 681 00:51:09,557 --> 00:51:13,517 I know this will be difficult for you, but let's think for a moment. 682 00:51:13,518 --> 00:51:18,938 Chip Rockefeller flew you to his casino, in his plane, to play at his tables. 683 00:51:18,939 --> 00:51:22,816 And against odds of 247,000 to one, 684 00:51:22,817 --> 00:51:25,234 you have rolled 17 straight winners. 685 00:51:25,235 --> 00:51:27,319 Can we connect the dots? 686 00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:31,593 Sure! Today's my lucky day! 687 00:51:31,594 --> 00:51:35,950 Good luck, dum-dum. You'll need it. 688 00:51:35,951 --> 00:51:39,012 Come on, babies! 689 00:51:40,412 --> 00:51:43,849 Lucky seven! 690 00:51:44,707 --> 00:51:46,958 What did I tell you, Barn? Magic! 691 00:51:46,959 --> 00:51:50,231 It's not magic. It's skill. 692 00:51:50,232 --> 00:51:54,860 A gentleman gambler like you should be playing with the high rollers. 693 00:51:54,861 --> 00:51:56,966 The high rollers? 694 00:51:56,967 --> 00:52:00,968 Well, I was just getting warmed up, building my bankroll. 695 00:52:00,969 --> 00:52:03,636 Bankroll? Please! I'll give you a line of credit. 696 00:52:03,637 --> 00:52:05,450 -Credit? -Sure! 697 00:52:05,451 --> 00:52:08,765 The house fronts you a little extra, you pay it back. A man of your skill? 698 00:52:08,766 --> 00:52:11,850 Please, I'd be honored to have you on a house account. 699 00:52:11,851 --> 00:52:14,685 Fred! Don't do it. 700 00:52:14,686 --> 00:52:17,520 That's how my uncle, the gambler, lost everything. 701 00:52:17,521 --> 00:52:20,230 He lost his wife, his house, his kids, his dog... 702 00:52:20,231 --> 00:52:22,898 Did you know we have an all-you-can-eat buffet by the pool? 703 00:52:22,899 --> 00:52:26,693 -Fred, please, I... All you can eat? -Absolutely! 704 00:52:26,694 --> 00:52:28,819 I'd like you to meet Roxie. She's my lead Rockette. 705 00:52:28,820 --> 00:52:31,695 Roxie, would you show Mr. Rubble the buffet? 706 00:52:31,696 --> 00:52:35,675 It would bring me great pleasure. 707 00:52:36,283 --> 00:52:38,326 Come on, Flintstone. I'll show you to your table, 708 00:52:38,327 --> 00:52:41,138 and I'll have the pit boss bring you a big pile of clams. 709 00:52:41,370 --> 00:52:43,306 New shooter. 710 00:52:44,956 --> 00:52:48,771 Read 'em and weep, boys. Four lovely ladies. 711 00:52:48,772 --> 00:52:52,857 -Fred! -Make that six. Where have you two been? 712 00:52:52,858 --> 00:52:56,423 We've been waiting for you at the Kavern Klub. 713 00:52:56,424 --> 00:52:59,737 Oh, right, I'm sorry. I've been on a roll. 714 00:52:59,738 --> 00:53:01,509 Hey, where's Barney? 715 00:53:01,510 --> 00:53:05,429 Barney? He went off to the buffet with some showgirl. 716 00:53:05,430 --> 00:53:06,887 A showgirl? 717 00:53:06,888 --> 00:53:08,387 ♪ 718 00:53:12,974 --> 00:53:17,935 You know, when they say, "all you can eat," they don't mean till you explode. 719 00:53:17,936 --> 00:53:20,622 I'm just getting started. 720 00:53:21,313 --> 00:53:24,731 Ooh, look at the size of that pie. 721 00:53:24,732 --> 00:53:27,316 Waiter. Waiter, over here! 722 00:53:27,317 --> 00:53:30,253 Let me. Waiter! 723 00:53:37,075 --> 00:53:41,930 Ooh, uh, let me help. 724 00:53:54,567 --> 00:53:56,398 Get off! 725 00:53:58,340 --> 00:54:00,549 Thanks, darling. 726 00:54:00,550 --> 00:54:03,384 All right, babes, I love you, but I gotta go. 727 00:54:03,385 --> 00:54:06,469 -Catch you later! -Ooh! 728 00:54:14,185 --> 00:54:16,746 Hello, love. 729 00:54:17,145 --> 00:54:21,022 Are you... 730 00:54:21,023 --> 00:54:24,441 Yeah. Mick Jagged. 731 00:54:24,442 --> 00:54:26,544 At your service. 732 00:54:27,485 --> 00:54:28,714 Oh. 733 00:54:28,715 --> 00:54:29,881 And you are? 734 00:54:31,111 --> 00:54:34,509 Betty. Betty O'Shale. 735 00:54:34,510 --> 00:54:38,760 What's a lovely bird like you doing all on your lonesome, eh? 736 00:54:39,201 --> 00:54:42,598 -My boyfriend... He was... -Yeah? 737 00:54:42,599 --> 00:54:46,581 I saw him... With another girl. 738 00:54:46,582 --> 00:54:50,912 Aw, sweetheart. I'll tell you what. 739 00:54:51,269 --> 00:54:55,918 If you was my lady, you wouldn't catch me even touching another girl. Not never! 740 00:54:57,795 --> 00:55:00,483 Unless I'm on the road. On the road doesn't count. 741 00:55:00,484 --> 00:55:03,443 Here, here, here. 742 00:55:03,444 --> 00:55:06,278 Why don't you try stopping crying 743 00:55:06,279 --> 00:55:09,424 and give Mickie a little smile, eh? 744 00:55:09,698 --> 00:55:12,051 There, that's better. 745 00:55:13,493 --> 00:55:16,578 You do look lovely when you smile, Miss Betty O'Shale. 746 00:55:16,579 --> 00:55:20,683 Thank you. 747 00:55:21,708 --> 00:55:24,501 What do you say we go meet me band mates, 748 00:55:24,502 --> 00:55:28,379 then maybe go somewhere more quiet, so we can 749 00:55:28,380 --> 00:55:31,566 talk a little bit more, yeah? 750 00:55:38,263 --> 00:55:40,431 3,041, 3,042... 751 00:55:40,432 --> 00:55:43,952 What's going on down there? 752 00:55:45,602 --> 00:55:48,831 Hey, Fred, look! There's Mick Jagged and the Stones! 753 00:55:55,361 --> 00:55:58,071 And there's Betty. She's with the band. 754 00:55:58,072 --> 00:56:01,239 What would Betty be doing with the Stones? 755 00:56:01,240 --> 00:56:04,325 Yeah. She doesn't even play an instrument. 756 00:56:04,326 --> 00:56:07,702 Betty! Betty, up here! It's me, Barney! 757 00:56:07,703 --> 00:56:09,846 Betty! 758 00:56:13,665 --> 00:56:16,393 -Betty! -Hello. 759 00:56:17,209 --> 00:56:20,794 Excuse me, excuse me. Betty! 760 00:56:20,795 --> 00:56:23,731 Wait a minute, Betty, please! 761 00:56:24,047 --> 00:56:27,882 14,542... 762 00:56:27,883 --> 00:56:30,300 15,542. 763 00:56:30,301 --> 00:56:35,804 Look, Fred, let's do something together, huh? We could go bowling. 764 00:56:35,805 --> 00:56:38,035 Bowling? 765 00:56:38,036 --> 00:56:40,431 Bowling's for poor people. 766 00:56:42,891 --> 00:56:45,622 Looks like you and Chip have a little more in common than I thought. 767 00:56:45,623 --> 00:56:48,580 Why? 'Cause we're both big winners? 768 00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:53,149 Here, Fred. Buy yourself a clue. 769 00:56:53,150 --> 00:56:56,587 Hey, Wilma. Wilma, wait... 770 00:56:58,112 --> 00:57:01,990 Wilma, wait! Wilma! 771 00:57:01,991 --> 00:57:04,241 Wilma! 772 00:57:04,242 --> 00:57:08,679 Honey, baby, what's the matter? 773 00:57:19,839 --> 00:57:22,611 All right, Flintstone, you've lost Wilma. 774 00:57:22,612 --> 00:57:26,820 Now it's time to lose everything else. 775 00:57:37,603 --> 00:57:41,290 Place your bets, folks! Place your bets. 776 00:57:48,529 --> 00:57:52,842 One red. One red is the winner! 777 00:58:13,465 --> 00:58:16,258 Hello, Wilma. Been for a walk? 778 00:58:16,259 --> 00:58:21,364 -Nothing gets by you, Chip. -Oh, forgive me for disturbing you. 779 00:58:25,140 --> 00:58:30,120 Oh, Chip. I'm so sorry. 780 00:58:30,728 --> 00:58:35,669 -I've just got a lot on my mind. -I've been on edge too. 781 00:58:35,670 --> 00:58:41,069 Opening weekend, so many guests, and now, all the room robberies. 782 00:58:41,070 --> 00:58:44,113 -Robberies? -It's nothing. It's just... 783 00:58:44,114 --> 00:58:47,282 But just to be safe, I wish you'd let me 784 00:58:47,283 --> 00:58:51,595 put those beautiful pearls of yours in our safe. 785 00:58:53,829 --> 00:58:56,435 Good idea, Chip. 786 00:58:56,436 --> 00:58:59,143 -They mean a lot to me. -I know. 787 00:59:18,143 --> 00:59:20,165 It's up to you, baby. 788 00:59:20,166 --> 00:59:22,541 Get me started again. 789 00:59:22,542 --> 00:59:26,208 No, no, no! No! 790 00:59:27,274 --> 00:59:30,484 Mr. Flintstone? Mr. Rockefeller has extended an invitation 791 00:59:30,485 --> 00:59:32,673 to join him at the fight. 792 00:59:41,722 --> 00:59:45,495 More credit? No. 793 00:59:45,496 --> 00:59:47,580 No chance, no way, no how. 794 00:59:47,581 --> 00:59:49,769 Do you know how much you owe already? 795 00:59:49,770 --> 00:59:51,416 Owe? 796 00:59:51,417 --> 00:59:55,771 One million four-hundred thousand clams. 797 00:59:57,129 --> 00:59:59,589 -Oh. -It's gonna be a real shame 798 00:59:59,590 --> 01:00:03,112 when Wilma finds out what a loser her new boyfriend is. 799 01:00:03,113 --> 01:00:06,928 Of course, she doesn't have to find out. 800 01:00:06,929 --> 01:00:11,974 She doesn't? See that? I knew you were a good guy. 801 01:00:11,975 --> 01:00:14,725 I'm not. 802 01:00:14,726 --> 01:00:18,978 I said I wouldn't tell her. I didn't say you could still have her. 803 01:00:18,979 --> 01:00:23,252 I'll erase your debt, Flintstone, but you've gotta disappear. 804 01:00:23,253 --> 01:00:29,611 Out of town, out of Bedrock, and never see or speak to Wilma again. 805 01:00:29,612 --> 01:00:31,904 Wait a minute. 806 01:00:31,905 --> 01:00:34,552 You had this planned all along. 807 01:00:34,553 --> 01:00:38,639 Tell me, how do you even dress yourself in the morning? 808 01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:42,892 Normally, I just wear what I fell asleep in. What's that gotta do with anything? 809 01:00:42,893 --> 01:00:45,099 Goodbye, Flintstone. 810 01:00:46,791 --> 01:00:50,251 Hey, you won't get away with this, Rockefeller! 811 01:00:56,756 --> 01:00:59,966 Rockefeller! Hey, Rockefeller! 812 01:00:59,967 --> 01:01:03,447 You know what? I don't care what happens to me, 813 01:01:03,448 --> 01:01:07,136 but I'm not gonna let you weasel your way closer to Wilma. 814 01:01:07,137 --> 01:01:10,785 Soon as I find her, I'm gonna tell her exactly what's going on. 815 01:01:10,786 --> 01:01:14,118 Then we'll see how well your plan worked. 816 01:01:21,356 --> 01:01:23,125 What the... 817 01:01:25,192 --> 01:01:28,069 There has been a robbery. All guests to the lobby. 818 01:01:28,070 --> 01:01:30,215 Uh-oh, there appears to have been a robbery. 819 01:01:30,216 --> 01:01:35,300 We'll have to continue this conversation later, Fred. Please, step this way. 820 01:01:52,565 --> 01:01:55,650 Ladies and gentlemen! 821 01:01:55,651 --> 01:01:59,528 Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you there is a criminal in our midst. 822 01:01:59,529 --> 01:02:03,656 How old did you say you were? 823 01:02:03,657 --> 01:02:05,824 But before I expose him to the public, 824 01:02:05,825 --> 01:02:09,243 I'd like to give him the chance to step forward and admit his wrongdoing, 825 01:02:09,244 --> 01:02:13,079 if only to take the first tiny step toward absolution. 826 01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:17,958 I stole all the towels in my room! 827 01:02:17,959 --> 01:02:20,877 Well, that is illegal, but still... 828 01:02:20,878 --> 01:02:22,940 I'm wearing someone else's underwear! 829 01:02:22,941 --> 01:02:24,981 Eww! 830 01:02:25,422 --> 01:02:27,882 No, I was talking about a... 831 01:02:27,883 --> 01:02:31,885 I'm systematically poisoning the dinosaurs' water supply. 832 01:02:31,886 --> 01:02:35,742 In a matter of decades, their entire species will be extinct! 833 01:02:38,181 --> 01:02:42,600 All right! This is obviously going nowhere. I was talking about a necklace. 834 01:02:42,601 --> 01:02:45,852 A very valuable necklace has been stolen from our hotel safe. 835 01:02:45,853 --> 01:02:51,083 A necklace belonging to my dear, dear friend, Wilma Slaghoople. 836 01:02:52,358 --> 01:02:55,067 -My pearls? -Wilma. 837 01:02:55,068 --> 01:02:57,860 All right, who did it? 838 01:02:57,861 --> 01:03:00,945 So help me, if you don't step forward right now, I will personally... 839 01:03:00,946 --> 01:03:03,822 I don't think violence will be necessary, Flintstone, 840 01:03:03,823 --> 01:03:07,032 because I know exactly who stole Wilma's pearls. 841 01:03:07,033 --> 01:03:10,597 A desperate man, drowning in gambling debts. 842 01:03:10,598 --> 01:03:11,909 Lowlife! 843 01:03:11,910 --> 01:03:16,370 Hey, doesn't anybody care about this whole dinosaurs-becoming-extinct thing? 844 01:03:16,371 --> 01:03:18,139 No! 845 01:03:18,788 --> 01:03:23,810 Fred, would you mind emptying your pockets? 846 01:03:24,293 --> 01:03:26,919 You think I stole Wilma's pearls? Chip, that's... 847 01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:28,982 Why? Do you have something to hide, Fred? 848 01:03:28,983 --> 01:03:31,796 Definitely not! See for yourself. 849 01:03:31,797 --> 01:03:33,193 I'm not... 850 01:03:37,468 --> 01:03:39,445 Fred. 851 01:03:40,470 --> 01:03:43,138 Wait a minute. I didn't take these. 852 01:03:43,139 --> 01:03:45,910 Wilma, why would I take your pearls? 853 01:03:45,911 --> 01:03:51,060 Do you deny that you owe the casino over a million clams with no way to pay it back? 854 01:03:51,061 --> 01:03:54,831 Fred, is that true? 855 01:03:56,023 --> 01:03:58,209 Yeah, but... 856 01:04:00,652 --> 01:04:03,714 Wilma, darling, I'm so sorry. 857 01:04:10,077 --> 01:04:12,516 Wilma. Wilma. 858 01:04:12,517 --> 01:04:15,246 Wilma, you can't believe him! He set me up! 859 01:04:15,247 --> 01:04:17,914 Security, take this man to jail! 860 01:04:17,915 --> 01:04:20,499 You're coming with us. 861 01:04:20,500 --> 01:04:25,271 -Hey, hey, hey. -Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! 862 01:04:25,503 --> 01:04:27,587 You're all making a big mistake. 863 01:04:27,588 --> 01:04:32,192 Fred couldn't have stolen that necklace. It was locked up in a safe. 864 01:04:32,508 --> 01:04:35,509 Fred can't even remember the combination to his bowling locker. 865 01:04:35,510 --> 01:04:37,427 Look, he's gotta write it down on his hand, see? 866 01:04:38,595 --> 01:04:41,137 Ah, great, now everybody's seen it. 867 01:04:41,138 --> 01:04:45,867 Huh? Crack a safe? He couldn't even crack his knuckles without my help. 868 01:04:46,099 --> 01:04:50,310 Thank you, Mr. Rubble, for confessing to being Mr. Flintstone's accomplice. 869 01:04:50,311 --> 01:04:53,729 You're welcome. What? 870 01:04:53,730 --> 01:04:55,459 Take them both away! 871 01:04:58,691 --> 01:05:01,567 Believe me! I'm innocent! 872 01:05:01,568 --> 01:05:04,837 Everybody, gamble! 873 01:05:11,367 --> 01:05:12,846 Where's my little girl? 874 01:05:12,847 --> 01:05:15,806 Oh, my poor, poor baby. 875 01:05:15,807 --> 01:05:17,891 Perfect. 876 01:05:17,892 --> 01:05:21,956 Everything's going to be all right now, darling. Mummy's here. 877 01:05:21,957 --> 01:05:24,435 And I'm going. 878 01:05:28,922 --> 01:05:34,885 Wilma? I've already talked to Chip, and he's willing to take you back. 879 01:05:34,886 --> 01:05:38,114 What gives you the right to interfere with my life? 880 01:05:38,430 --> 01:05:42,808 I'm your mother, and I love you. And Chip loves you. 881 01:05:42,809 --> 01:05:44,267 Chip loves money. 882 01:05:44,268 --> 01:05:47,749 And you have money. It's a match made in heaven. 883 01:05:47,750 --> 01:05:50,375 Oh, Wilma. 884 01:05:50,376 --> 01:05:53,043 Look, I think he's already proven his loyalty. 885 01:05:53,044 --> 01:05:55,586 He saved you from that beast. 886 01:05:55,587 --> 01:05:58,441 Fred is not a beast. He was just raised by them. 887 01:05:58,442 --> 01:06:01,860 Ah, that explains the missing piece of the puzzle. 888 01:06:01,861 --> 01:06:05,821 Wilma, listen to me. Go back to Chip. 889 01:06:05,822 --> 01:06:07,259 Please? 890 01:06:11,825 --> 01:06:13,450 Darling, 891 01:06:13,451 --> 01:06:17,263 don't let Chip slip through your fingers again. 892 01:06:17,787 --> 01:06:21,686 I just don't know how much more pain that poor boy can endure. 893 01:06:21,687 --> 01:06:25,250 I said you'll have your money by midnight. 894 01:06:25,251 --> 01:06:28,378 The boss says he's got his doubts. See, a little birdie told him 895 01:06:28,379 --> 01:06:32,024 that you ain't even dating the Slaghoople dame no more. 896 01:06:32,757 --> 01:06:34,904 Hey, I might be out of a job tomorrow. 897 01:06:34,905 --> 01:06:37,676 Brother's got to have a little nest egg, you dig? 898 01:06:37,677 --> 01:06:42,535 Ah, that's preposterous! We're getting married this evening. Honest. 899 01:06:42,536 --> 01:06:45,475 Good. But if the bride don't show, 900 01:06:45,476 --> 01:06:47,476 you'll be spending your wedding night... 901 01:06:47,477 --> 01:06:49,038 With me. 902 01:06:57,941 --> 01:07:00,150 I miss Betty. 903 01:07:00,151 --> 01:07:05,070 I know, Barn. I'd do anything to see Wilma again. 904 01:07:05,071 --> 01:07:08,969 We'd be with 'em right now if I hadn't been so stupid. 905 01:07:08,970 --> 01:07:11,843 Now, I could've told you that. 906 01:07:11,844 --> 01:07:12,968 Gazoo? 907 01:07:12,969 --> 01:07:15,845 Gazoo! Oh, boy, are you a sight for sore eyes! 908 01:07:15,846 --> 01:07:18,388 You gotta help us, buddy. You gotta get us out. 909 01:07:18,389 --> 01:07:21,578 "Buddy"? Did I hear that correctly? 910 01:07:21,579 --> 01:07:24,976 I'm sorry, but are you not the same Fred Flintstone who hurt my feelings so, 911 01:07:24,977 --> 01:07:29,584 that I spent the rest of my vacation in my room watching pay-per-view! 912 01:07:29,585 --> 01:07:32,583 You're right, you're right. I was wrong. 913 01:07:33,232 --> 01:07:36,567 I tried to impress Wilma with money, 914 01:07:36,568 --> 01:07:39,986 and all I did was ruin everything, like I always do. 915 01:07:39,987 --> 01:07:42,175 'Cause you know what I am? 916 01:07:42,176 --> 01:07:45,050 I'm nothing but a big... 917 01:07:46,242 --> 01:07:48,261 Yes? 918 01:07:49,077 --> 01:07:50,598 Dum-dum. 919 01:07:50,599 --> 01:07:52,495 All opposed? 920 01:07:52,496 --> 01:07:54,851 The ayes have it. 921 01:07:54,852 --> 01:07:57,290 Oh, now, look. 922 01:07:57,291 --> 01:08:00,605 Just because you finally realized what I knew right away, 923 01:08:00,606 --> 01:08:05,400 that doesn't mean I haven't developed a little soft spot for you. 924 01:08:05,401 --> 01:08:09,403 -Really? So you're gonna bust us outta here? -Whoo-hoo! 925 01:08:09,404 --> 01:08:12,342 Gazoo's gonna bust us out Gazoo's gonna bust us out 926 01:08:12,343 --> 01:08:13,905 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 927 01:08:13,906 --> 01:08:17,886 Do I look like the cavalry? Though those outfits are adorable. 928 01:08:17,887 --> 01:08:20,742 No! You two know I can't actually interfere. 929 01:08:20,743 --> 01:08:22,722 I'm only here to give you some information 930 01:08:22,723 --> 01:08:26,660 I thought you might find enlightening. 931 01:08:29,270 --> 01:08:31,354 Hey, I didn't know you could do that. 932 01:08:31,355 --> 01:08:34,022 This is a moot discussion, gentlemen, because by Sunday evening, 933 01:08:34,023 --> 01:08:36,023 I shall be married to Wilma Slaghoople 934 01:08:36,024 --> 01:08:39,192 and one of the greatest personal fortunes in the uncivilized world. 935 01:08:39,193 --> 01:08:41,944 Wilma's in trouble. We gotta get outta here. 936 01:08:41,945 --> 01:08:46,113 -Come on, you gotta help us, Gazoo. -I wish I could. I really do. 937 01:08:46,114 --> 01:08:48,323 So you're just gonna let this happen? 938 01:08:48,324 --> 01:08:53,971 I've gotta sit in this cell while Wilma walks down the aisle with the wrong guy. 939 01:08:54,245 --> 01:08:56,788 We were supposed to live happily ever after. 940 01:08:56,789 --> 01:08:58,915 Same with me and Betty. 941 01:09:01,625 --> 01:09:04,710 Please, don't. Not emotions. 942 01:09:04,711 --> 01:09:09,047 My race has prospered for eons without the slightest trace of personal emotions, 943 01:09:09,048 --> 01:09:10,902 and we couldn't be happier. 944 01:09:10,903 --> 01:09:14,258 Well, of course, we don't actually get happy because we don't have emotions. 945 01:09:17,386 --> 01:09:19,303 Oh, this is so sad. 946 01:09:19,304 --> 01:09:22,574 Somebody hold me! 947 01:09:53,169 --> 01:09:57,296 -Blow. -Barney, Barney, you can fit through the bars. 948 01:09:57,297 --> 01:10:02,110 I can? I guess I should have tried that earlier, huh? 949 01:10:02,718 --> 01:10:05,655 Come on, come on, get the keys! 950 01:10:23,883 --> 01:10:27,132 -Hey. Back in your cage, shorty! -Achoo! 951 01:10:39,293 --> 01:10:41,479 Hi, Betty. 952 01:10:42,045 --> 01:10:43,962 Hi, Wilma! 953 01:10:43,963 --> 01:10:46,130 I just came to say goodbye. 954 01:10:46,131 --> 01:10:49,091 I heard you're going to Stonehenge with Mick Jagged. 955 01:10:49,092 --> 01:10:51,405 Yeah, I can't wait. 956 01:10:51,406 --> 01:10:54,677 Chip's going around saying you're getting back together. 957 01:10:54,678 --> 01:10:57,739 I'm so happy for you. 958 01:10:58,180 --> 01:11:01,912 I'm so happy for you, too, Betty. 959 01:11:01,913 --> 01:11:06,663 I've never been so happy. 960 01:11:06,854 --> 01:11:10,356 Me neither. Oh, Betty! 961 01:11:10,357 --> 01:11:14,734 -Oh, Wilma. -Oh, oh, oh, Betty. 962 01:11:17,069 --> 01:11:21,404 Hey, knock it off. You're big girls now. 963 01:11:21,405 --> 01:11:25,657 Wilma, darling, you are doing the right thing. 964 01:11:25,658 --> 01:11:29,929 I married the Colonel for his money and look how happy we are. 965 01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:38,937 So... We meet again. 966 01:11:43,173 --> 01:11:45,319 Spread out and find these guys. 967 01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:47,342 All right, fellas, let's leave no stone unturned. 968 01:11:47,343 --> 01:11:49,320 We'll get 'em. 969 01:11:52,222 --> 01:11:55,015 They're looking for us, Barn. They got guards everywhere. 970 01:11:55,016 --> 01:11:58,184 What are we gonna do, Fred? 971 01:11:58,185 --> 01:12:01,749 -We're just gonna have to fight our way in. -But these guys are armed. 972 01:12:01,750 --> 01:12:03,687 This is a war, Barn. 973 01:12:03,688 --> 01:12:06,313 And in war, there's always gonna be casualties. 974 01:12:06,314 --> 01:12:09,565 I just want you to know how much I appreciate your sacrifice. 975 01:12:09,566 --> 01:12:11,649 Why do I gotta be the one that gets sacrificed? 976 01:12:11,650 --> 01:12:14,526 Because I know I'm gonna get Wilma back. 977 01:12:14,527 --> 01:12:17,445 Face it, Barn, there's no way Betty's gonna dump Mick Jagged for you. 978 01:12:17,446 --> 01:12:21,801 Therefore, I got more reason to live. 979 01:12:30,083 --> 01:12:32,709 Come on, girls! Let's go! Come on, come on! 980 01:12:32,710 --> 01:12:35,169 Curtain's going up, curtain's going up! Let's see you, come on out! 981 01:12:35,170 --> 01:12:38,296 Oh, you look lovely. Come on, opening night. Let's see smiles. 982 01:12:38,297 --> 01:12:41,798 -There you go! -See, Fred? Worked like a charm. 983 01:12:41,799 --> 01:12:46,987 -Go! -Come on, no chitchat! Let's go. And sparkle! 984 01:13:12,369 --> 01:13:14,682 The one near the end looks like a man. 985 01:13:14,683 --> 01:13:18,724 Yeah. Maybe your sister oughta try out. 986 01:13:36,598 --> 01:13:38,557 It's them! Get 'em! 987 01:13:38,558 --> 01:13:41,536 Barn, come on, let's get outta here now! 988 01:13:46,523 --> 01:13:48,523 -Look out! -Excuse me! 989 01:13:48,524 --> 01:13:50,918 -Go, go! Get 'em! -There they are! 990 01:13:54,779 --> 01:13:57,613 This isn't love This is... 991 01:13:57,614 --> 01:14:00,386 What do you think, Betty? Should I stick my butt out a bit further? 992 01:14:00,387 --> 01:14:02,387 Hmm? Does it look good like that? 993 01:14:02,388 --> 01:14:06,118 Or maybe that's too much butt for the opening of the show. 994 01:14:06,119 --> 01:14:09,621 It's really up to you, Mick. You are the artist. 995 01:14:09,622 --> 01:14:13,767 Yeah, that I am, Betty. That I am. 996 01:14:15,542 --> 01:14:17,706 Barney! 997 01:14:17,707 --> 01:14:22,126 -Fred? -Wow, you really are with Mick Jagged. 998 01:14:22,127 --> 01:14:25,169 -I hope you're not the two girls I sent for. -No. 999 01:14:25,170 --> 01:14:27,900 Actually, the cuter one used to be my boyfriend. 1000 01:14:27,901 --> 01:14:29,171 What? 1001 01:14:29,172 --> 01:14:34,675 Betty, I understand if you want to be with this famous rock star instead of me. 1002 01:14:34,676 --> 01:14:38,302 But I just had to come back here and tell you... 1003 01:14:38,303 --> 01:14:40,217 I love you. 1004 01:14:43,285 --> 01:14:46,514 I don't think I ever told you that before. 1005 01:14:47,038 --> 01:14:49,933 But now I did, so goodbye. 1006 01:14:50,499 --> 01:14:53,083 Barney, wait! 1007 01:14:53,084 --> 01:14:55,021 Do you really mean it? 1008 01:14:55,022 --> 01:14:58,773 Of course I do. I've never felt this way about anyone before. 1009 01:14:58,774 --> 01:15:01,984 Then what about that showgirl you were with in the restaurant? 1010 01:15:01,985 --> 01:15:04,882 Roxie? That's Chip Rockefeller's girlfriend. 1011 01:15:04,883 --> 01:15:08,801 He sent her to take me to the buffet so I couldn't stop Fred from gambling. 1012 01:15:08,802 --> 01:15:13,429 Chip Rockefeller has a girlfriend? Somebody's gotta tell Wilma. 1013 01:15:13,430 --> 01:15:16,910 Don't worry, Betty. I'll handle Rockefeller. 1014 01:15:16,911 --> 01:15:20,641 All right, all right, would somebody mind telling me what the bloody hell's going on? 1015 01:15:20,642 --> 01:15:24,560 This is not cricket. I'm supposed to be on stage momentarily, 1016 01:15:24,561 --> 01:15:29,856 and it's preposterous to expect me to perform in my present palpitated state. 1017 01:15:29,857 --> 01:15:34,526 I'm sorry, Mick. I had a really great time with you and all... 1018 01:15:34,527 --> 01:15:39,173 -Yes? -But... I love Barney. 1019 01:15:42,386 --> 01:15:46,283 Well, I don't care. I'm in love with Betty too. 1020 01:15:46,284 --> 01:15:48,722 She's the first decent, honorable woman I've ever met, 1021 01:15:48,723 --> 01:15:52,037 and I am, like, unbelievably turned on by her naiveté. 1022 01:15:52,038 --> 01:15:55,331 Watch your mouth, mister, or I'll give you a fat lip. 1023 01:15:55,332 --> 01:15:59,228 Although it kinda looks like somebody already has. 1024 01:16:02,547 --> 01:16:05,570 That's it, that's it! Nobody pinches my bird. 1025 01:16:05,571 --> 01:16:08,760 Not after I've gone to all the trouble of pinching her from him in the first place. 1026 01:16:12,555 --> 01:16:14,491 Take this, you foreigner! 1027 01:16:15,391 --> 01:16:18,539 -Barney? -Come on, come on, then. 1028 01:16:18,540 --> 01:16:20,832 -Come on. -She's mine. 1029 01:16:20,833 --> 01:16:22,664 Oh, yeah? 1030 01:16:25,399 --> 01:16:28,502 Over my ridiculously-thin dead body. 1031 01:16:44,959 --> 01:16:50,004 -Wilma... I love you. I always have. -Oh. 1032 01:16:50,005 --> 01:16:52,443 I lost you once, but I won't lose you again. 1033 01:16:52,444 --> 01:16:55,069 -Ah... -Marry me. 1034 01:16:55,070 --> 01:16:58,111 Tonight. 1035 01:16:59,177 --> 01:17:03,115 Chip. You are terrific. 1036 01:17:04,015 --> 01:17:05,911 But... 1037 01:17:05,912 --> 01:17:09,494 It's just, a lot of things have happened recently. 1038 01:17:09,768 --> 01:17:13,541 And I need a little time to think, you know? 1039 01:17:13,542 --> 01:17:16,790 Wilma, I can't live without you. 1040 01:17:17,064 --> 01:17:20,858 Just say yes. Please. 1041 01:17:20,859 --> 01:17:24,277 That's okay. 1042 01:17:24,278 --> 01:17:28,113 Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Tardust Hotel 1043 01:17:28,114 --> 01:17:31,448 is proud to present the world's only rock n' roll band, 1044 01:17:31,449 --> 01:17:34,177 Mick Jagged and the Stones. 1045 01:17:53,970 --> 01:17:56,867 ♪ This isn't love ♪ 1046 01:17:56,868 --> 01:18:00,158 ♪ This is destiny ♪ 1047 01:18:02,476 --> 01:18:05,310 ♪ Somewhere above ♪ 1048 01:18:05,311 --> 01:18:08,498 ♪ This was planned for me ♪ 1049 01:18:10,399 --> 01:18:13,943 ♪ Life had no meaning ♪ 1050 01:18:13,944 --> 01:18:17,380 ♪ I never knew why ♪ 1051 01:18:17,654 --> 01:18:21,824 ♪ Till the dream came true ♪ 1052 01:18:21,825 --> 01:18:25,845 ♪ The dream is you ♪ 1053 01:18:26,328 --> 01:18:30,164 ♪ I never say never ♪ 1054 01:18:30,165 --> 01:18:34,019 ♪ But this love won't ever ♪ 1055 01:18:34,293 --> 01:18:36,251 ♪ Be over ♪ 1056 01:18:36,252 --> 01:18:38,252 ♪ Together ♪ 1057 01:18:38,253 --> 01:18:42,214 ♪ We'll share love wherever ♪ 1058 01:18:42,215 --> 01:18:48,863 ♪ We go ♪ 1059 01:18:51,014 --> 01:18:53,932 ♪ This isn't love ♪ 1060 01:18:53,933 --> 01:18:57,536 ♪ This is ecstasy ♪ 1061 01:18:59,687 --> 01:19:02,334 ♪ Somehow I knew ♪ 1062 01:19:02,335 --> 01:19:05,542 ♪ You would come to me ♪ 1063 01:19:06,942 --> 01:19:10,820 ♪ Never say never ♪ 1064 01:19:10,821 --> 01:19:13,882 Wilma, honey, I never meant to hurt you. 1065 01:19:14,073 --> 01:19:18,219 I've done some stupid things... Heck, a lot of stupid things. 1066 01:19:19,411 --> 01:19:22,806 But love makes you do stupid things. 1067 01:19:23,914 --> 01:19:29,103 Wilma, I'd never forgive myself if I didn't give this one last try. 1068 01:19:32,797 --> 01:19:35,152 Wilma Slaghoople, 1069 01:19:35,153 --> 01:19:40,511 I can't give you diamonds or fast cars or fancy houses. 1070 01:19:40,512 --> 01:19:43,326 -I can. -All I can give you 1071 01:19:43,327 --> 01:19:47,577 is just plain old Fred Flintstone from Bedrock, 1072 01:19:48,894 --> 01:19:51,082 and all the love in my heart. 1073 01:19:51,083 --> 01:19:53,664 I hope that's enough. 1074 01:19:54,230 --> 01:19:56,626 -It's enough, it's enough. -No, it's not! 1075 01:19:56,627 --> 01:20:01,378 Wilma, will you... 1076 01:20:03,487 --> 01:20:06,549 Will you... 1077 01:20:09,659 --> 01:20:13,161 Will you... Humina, humina, humina. 1078 01:20:13,162 --> 01:20:17,141 -Spit it out! -Wilma, will you marry me? 1079 01:20:18,666 --> 01:20:21,209 This is your last chance. 1080 01:20:21,210 --> 01:20:23,710 Stop me, or all the dinosaurs die. 1081 01:20:23,711 --> 01:20:26,439 Shut up! 1082 01:20:26,755 --> 01:20:30,609 Wilma... I am still waiting. 1083 01:20:33,302 --> 01:20:35,446 Yes! 1084 01:20:35,929 --> 01:20:38,660 Yabba-dabba-doo! 1085 01:20:57,991 --> 01:21:00,305 And do you, Fred Flintstone, 1086 01:21:00,306 --> 01:21:04,204 take Wilma Slaghoople to be your wife, 1087 01:21:04,205 --> 01:21:08,309 to have and to hold from this day forward? 1088 01:21:08,583 --> 01:21:11,228 I yabba-dabba-doo. 1089 01:21:11,836 --> 01:21:15,589 Do you, Wilma, take Frederick to be your husband, 1090 01:21:15,590 --> 01:21:18,257 to have and to hold, from this day forward? 1091 01:21:18,258 --> 01:21:19,591 I do. 1092 01:21:22,986 --> 01:21:26,884 Then, by the power vested in me by the city of Rock Vegas, 1093 01:21:26,885 --> 01:21:30,365 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 1094 01:21:30,366 --> 01:21:32,677 You may kiss the bride. 1095 01:21:34,578 --> 01:21:38,182 -Mrs. Slaghoople. -Oh, where am I? What is this place? 1096 01:21:41,750 --> 01:21:45,878 -Gazoo, are you crying? -No, no, no, of course not, dum-dum. 1097 01:21:45,879 --> 01:21:49,839 I'm simply overcome with information. 1098 01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:55,719 You see, I finally understand your complex mating rituals, all the emotions. 1099 01:21:55,720 --> 01:21:58,948 All this... Love. 1100 01:21:59,389 --> 01:22:05,871 And I've come to the conclusion that I'll never meet anybody. 1101 01:22:10,274 --> 01:22:16,133 Oh, you're very sweet, but believe me, it would never work out. 1102 01:22:16,134 --> 01:22:19,698 Ladies and gentlemen, I now present to you, 1103 01:22:19,699 --> 01:22:21,199 Mr. and Mrs. Flintstone... 1104 01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:23,096 ♪ Flintstones, meet the Flintstones ♪ 1105 01:22:23,097 --> 01:22:26,930 ♪ They're the modern stone-age family ♪ 1106 01:22:27,287 --> 01:22:32,893 ♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪ ♪ They're a page right out of history ♪ 1107 01:22:35,419 --> 01:22:38,546 ♪ And with the Rubbles by their side ♪ 1108 01:22:38,547 --> 01:22:41,506 ♪ They'll have a long and happy life ♪ 1109 01:22:41,507 --> 01:22:44,592 ♪ 'Cause when you're with the Flintstones ♪ 1110 01:22:44,593 --> 01:22:48,511 ♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time A dabba-doo time ♪ 1111 01:22:48,512 --> 01:22:52,741 ♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪ 1112 01:22:58,520 --> 01:23:00,831 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪ 1113 01:23:01,772 --> 01:23:04,667 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪ 1114 01:23:04,941 --> 01:23:09,611 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas turning day into ♪ ♪ nighttime Turning night into daytime ♪ 1115 01:23:09,612 --> 01:23:15,342 ♪ If you see it once You'll ♪ ♪ never be the same again ♪ 1116 01:23:16,826 --> 01:23:19,577 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪ 1117 01:23:19,578 --> 01:23:23,015 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪ 1118 01:23:23,206 --> 01:23:24,810 ♪ Viva ♪ 1119 01:23:24,811 --> 01:23:30,270 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪ 1120 01:23:36,717 --> 01:23:42,156 ♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪ 1121 01:23:43,306 --> 01:23:46,558 ♪ We'll have a gay ♪ 1122 01:23:46,559 --> 01:23:50,871 ♪ Old time ♪ 1123 01:23:56,490 --> 01:24:00,172 ---oOo--- 1124 01:24:02,698 --> 01:24:05,343 ♪ Come on, guys ♪ 1125 01:24:06,201 --> 01:24:09,430 ♪ -Let's rock! ♪ ♪ -Oh, yeah ♪ 1126 01:24:13,541 --> 01:24:16,564 ♪ Bright light city gonna set my soul ♪ 1127 01:24:16,565 --> 01:24:20,108 ♪ Gonna set my soul on fire ♪ 1128 01:24:20,109 --> 01:24:23,736 ♪ Got a whole lotta money that's ready to burn ♪ 1129 01:24:23,737 --> 01:24:26,925 ♪ You better get those stakes up high ♪ 1130 01:24:26,926 --> 01:24:30,678 ♪ There's a thousand guys waiting out there ♪ 1131 01:24:30,679 --> 01:24:34,034 ♪ And they're all living devil-may-care ♪ 1132 01:24:34,035 --> 01:24:37,599 ♪ And I'm just a little devil ♪ ♪ with a lot of love to spare ♪ 1133 01:24:37,600 --> 01:24:41,078 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪ 1134 01:24:41,269 --> 01:24:44,372 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪ 1135 01:24:44,813 --> 01:24:47,916 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪ 1136 01:24:50,442 --> 01:24:52,252 ♪ -Whoo! ♪ ♪ -Let's rock! ♪ 1137 01:24:58,240 --> 01:25:01,554 ♪ How I wish that there were many more ♪ 1138 01:25:01,555 --> 01:25:04,493 ♪ Than the 24 hours of a day ♪ 1139 01:25:04,494 --> 01:25:08,288 ♪ But even if there were 40 more ♪ 1140 01:25:08,289 --> 01:25:12,333 ♪ I wouldn't sleep a minute away No, no, no ♪ 1141 01:25:12,334 --> 01:25:15,272 ♪ Blackjack and poker Roulette wheel ♪ 1142 01:25:15,273 --> 01:25:18,733 ♪ A fortune won and lost on every deal ♪ 1143 01:25:18,734 --> 01:25:22,298 ♪ All you need's a strong ♪ ♪ heart and nerves of steel ♪ 1144 01:25:22,299 --> 01:25:25,569 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪ 1145 01:25:25,926 --> 01:25:29,321 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪ 1146 01:25:29,512 --> 01:25:32,365 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪ 1147 01:25:36,101 --> 01:25:38,579 ♪ Let's rock, rock, rock ♪ 1148 01:25:51,824 --> 01:25:54,805 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas with your neon flashing ♪ 1149 01:25:54,806 --> 01:25:56,493 ♪ And your one-arm bandits crashing ♪ 1150 01:25:56,494 --> 01:26:00,056 ♪ And all those hopes down the drain ♪ 1151 01:26:00,288 --> 01:26:03,582 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas turning day into nighttime ♪ 1152 01:26:03,583 --> 01:26:05,375 ♪ Night into daytime ♪ 1153 01:26:05,376 --> 01:26:10,254 ♪ If you see it once You'll ♪ ♪ never be the same again ♪ 1154 01:26:10,255 --> 01:26:12,649 ♪ I guarantee it, ooh ♪ 1155 01:26:14,133 --> 01:26:16,947 ♪ Live on the run I'm gonna have me some fun ♪ 1156 01:26:16,948 --> 01:26:20,387 ♪ If it costs me my very last dime ♪ 1157 01:26:20,388 --> 01:26:22,513 ♪ And if I wind up broke, well ♪ 1158 01:26:22,514 --> 01:26:27,329 ♪ Always remember that I had such a good time ♪ 1159 01:26:27,330 --> 01:26:30,998 ♪ I'm gonna give it up I got you ♪ 1160 01:26:30,999 --> 01:26:34,521 ♪ Lady luck, please, ♪ ♪ please Let the dice stay hot ♪ 1161 01:26:34,522 --> 01:26:37,541 ♪ Let me shoot a seven with every shot ♪ 1162 01:26:37,857 --> 01:26:41,169 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪ 1163 01:26:41,526 --> 01:26:44,588 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪ 1164 01:26:44,862 --> 01:26:48,299 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪ 1165 01:26:48,490 --> 01:26:50,094 ♪ Viva ♪ 1166 01:26:50,095 --> 01:26:55,286 ♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪ 1167 01:26:55,287 --> 01:26:58,181 ♪ Whoo! Hey, let's rock, baby! ♪ 1168 01:27:17,265 --> 01:27:19,745 ♪ This isn't love ♪ 1169 01:27:19,746 --> 01:27:23,537 ♪ This is destiny ♪ 1170 01:27:25,104 --> 01:27:27,814 ♪ Somewhere above ♪ 1171 01:27:27,815 --> 01:27:31,251 ♪ This was planned for me ♪ 1172 01:27:32,735 --> 01:27:36,237 ♪ Life had no meaning ♪ 1173 01:27:36,238 --> 01:27:39,615 ♪ I never knew why ♪ 1174 01:27:39,616 --> 01:27:43,428 ♪ Till the dream came true ♪ 1175 01:27:44,786 --> 01:27:48,121 ♪ The dream is you ♪ 1176 01:27:48,122 --> 01:27:52,500 ♪ I never say never ♪ 1177 01:27:52,501 --> 01:27:56,587 ♪ But this love won't ever ♪ 1178 01:27:56,588 --> 01:27:58,295 ♪ Be over ♪ 1179 01:27:58,296 --> 01:28:00,526 ♪ Together ♪ 1180 01:28:00,527 --> 01:28:04,570 ♪ We'll share love wherever ♪ 1181 01:28:04,571 --> 01:28:10,490 ♪ We go ♪ 1182 01:28:29,783 --> 01:28:32,201 ♪ This isn't love ♪ 1183 01:28:32,202 --> 01:28:35,888 ♪ This is ecstasy ♪ 1184 01:28:37,580 --> 01:28:40,457 ♪ Somehow I knew ♪ 1185 01:28:40,458 --> 01:28:44,395 ♪ You would come to me ♪ 1186 01:28:44,836 --> 01:28:48,880 ♪ I never say never ♪ 1187 01:28:48,881 --> 01:28:52,904 ♪ But this love won't ever ♪ 1188 01:28:52,905 --> 01:28:54,717 ♪ Be over ♪ 1189 01:28:54,718 --> 01:28:56,968 ♪ Together ♪ 1190 01:28:56,969 --> 01:29:00,908 ♪ We'll share love wherever ♪ 1191 01:29:00,909 --> 01:29:05,701 ♪ We go ♪ 1192 01:29:09,020 --> 01:29:12,626 ♪ I never say never ♪ 1193 01:29:12,627 --> 01:29:17,187 ♪ But this love won't ever ♪ 1194 01:29:17,378 --> 01:29:18,899 ♪ Be over ♪ 1195 01:29:18,900 --> 01:29:20,629 ♪ Together ♪ 1196 01:29:20,630 --> 01:29:25,048 ♪ We'll share love wherever ♪ 1197 01:29:25,049 --> 01:29:28,676 ♪ I never say never ♪ 1198 01:29:28,677 --> 01:29:32,700 ♪ But this love won't ever ♪ 1199 01:29:32,701 --> 01:29:34,868 ♪ Be over ♪ 1200 01:29:34,869 --> 01:29:36,535 ♪ Together ♪ 1201 01:29:36,536 --> 01:29:40,579 ♪ We'll share love wherever ♪ 1202 01:29:40,580 --> 01:29:43,704 ♪ I never... ♪ 1203 01:29:47,023 --> 01:29:49,483 ♪ Flintstones, meet the Flintstones ♪ 1204 01:29:49,484 --> 01:29:52,881 ♪ They're the modern stone-age family ♪ 1205 01:29:52,882 --> 01:29:55,925 ♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪ 1206 01:29:55,926 --> 01:29:59,842 ♪ They're a page right out of history ♪ 1207 01:30:01,492 --> 01:30:04,765 ♪ And with the Rubbles by their side ♪ 1208 01:30:04,766 --> 01:30:07,955 ♪ They'll have a long and happy life ♪ 1209 01:30:07,956 --> 01:30:10,853 ♪ 'Cause when you're with the Flintstones ♪ 1210 01:30:10,854 --> 01:30:14,877 ♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time A dabba-doo time ♪ 1211 01:30:14,878 --> 01:30:18,940 ♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪ 1212 01:30:23,635 --> 01:30:27,072 ♪ We'll have a gay. ♪ 94780

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