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♪ It seems today that all you see
is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man
who positively can do ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
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♪ He's a family guy ♪
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Oh, hi, you guys. How was school?
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Eh, it was fine.
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But we had a substitute bully
today and he was doing it wrong.
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Okay, it says "tape sign on back."
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Is that... Is that your back, my back?
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I-I got to be honest, I only
got called in 45 minutes ago.
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Just pinch my
nipples and get out of here.
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We need you to sign
these permission slips.
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We're taking a school
field trip to Washington DC.
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Great, bring 'em here and
I'll give you my John Hancock.
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- Who's that?
- I'm sorry, I mean my Lane Bryant.
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Well, just say that, then.
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Big day, gentlemen. It's the one
day a year Peter eats a salad.
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Poor bastard. No one should
have to go through that hell.
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He made a promise to Lois. It was
actually in their wedding vows.
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All right, let's get this over with.
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I brought the whitest-looking
lettuce from McDonald's I could find.
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I'm hoping it has McNugget
smell accidentally on it.
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I brought today's newspaper like
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you asked so you'd have proof of salad.
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Got it.
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I love my wife. I love my wife.
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I love my wife.
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And inside this local tavern,
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a portly gentleman has just
consumed his annual salad.
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I'm Garrison Keillor,
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and I was "MeToo'd" for quaintly
groping, so now I'm doing this.
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So, Chris, Meg, you guys excited
for your big trip to Washington DC?
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Yeah. The cool kids are
bringing a candy-colored version
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of whatever drug the media is
most freaking parents out about.
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- What?
- Relax, Mom.
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We're being supervised
by public school employees
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who themselves are battling
their own crippling addictions.
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Peter, are you hearing this?
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I'm not. I'm chewing Cap'n
Crunch, I can't hear anything.
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I just worry, but I
guess that's what moms do.
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Well, that and give you a recap of
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everyone who's died that you don't know.
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You know, Leonard died.
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- Who?
- Leonard.
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- Okay.
- Estelle's pretty upset.
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And right on the heels of Abner.
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- Uh-huh.
- You should probably call Edith.
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I'll give you Alfred's number.
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Who the hell are these people?
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Is this just an excuse
to say old people's names?
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Vivian.
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Huh.
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What's the matter? You look upset.
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Eh, it's just, Joe's been pretty
stingy with his "ha ha's" over text.
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I think you're probably
reading into that.
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No, seriously. Cleveland sends
some lame crap and Joe "ha ha's" it.
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I send a photo of me hanging a
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foreclosure notice
over a toilet, nothing.
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I'm telling you, he never
laughs at anything of mine.
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He must have given
you one at some point.
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I mean, sure, at some point.
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Oh, my God. He's literally
never given me one.
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Joe doesn't think I'm funny?
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Oh, thank God you're here. You
know funny when you hear it.
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Hey, Ostrich, did you hear that crazy
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story about the monkey's favorite food?
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It's bananas.
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Hmm.
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Hey, gang, I know you're not used
to seeing your teachers in shorts,
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so let's get it all out of the way.
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They're just legs,
guys. Oh, one more thing.
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We do have a surprise
chaperone for this trip.
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Everyone say hi to Chris
and Meg's mom, Lois Griffin.
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Aah! Woot, woot!
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Did somebody say "cool mom
with an Activia fanny pack"?
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They give you a free one
if you send in enough lids.
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I've got two fanny packs
and a very healthy colon.
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Our chaperone is Mom?
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You're lucky. My mother died
last year after a long illness.
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You got your GoFundMe money, so shut up!
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Mom, what the hell are you doing here?
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Are you trying to kill our reputation?
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Oh, relax, you two. I'm
gonna be the cool mom, huh?
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I may even have the kids call me Mrs. G.
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Mrs. G.
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Can you imagine?
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Just like Mrs. Garrett
from The Facts of Life.
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Nobody knows who that is.
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Come on. Tootie? Blair? Jo?
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Bitch, what you talking about?
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Just settle down, you guys. I
promise I won't embarrass you.
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Okay, everyone, I've got candy.
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Everybody reach in but just take one.
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Fanny candy? Fanny candy? Fanny candy?
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Oh, my God, this is terrible.
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This is more embarrassing than when
I tried to return that RealDoll.
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Uh, yes, hello, I would
like to return my RealDoll.
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Okay, and what condition is the doll in?
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Um, let's say "fair."
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- Any visible marks?
- Some light choking.
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We can't take the doll back
if there are choke marks.
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Oh, no, no, no, the
choke marks are on me,
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and in her defense,
I did have it coming.
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Actually, I don't want
to return the RealDoll.
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This is just part of the dance.
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Oh, no. I didn't realize you
were there the whole time.
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I hope I'm not in for
some light choking.
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Why do you even care if Joe's
never laughed at your texts?
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Brian, I know it seems like
I have it all, but even I,
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a man with 15 Halloween masks,
have my struggles with insecurity.
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So, what are you gonna do?
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I decided to give him a
taste of his own medicine.
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From this day forward, I will never
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laugh at another one of Joe's texts.
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His-his mind just works in
a different way than mine.
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Oh, no. Accidental
heart, accidental heart.
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Quick, replace it with a "ha ha."
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Phew, that was close. I was almost gay.
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Huh. Peter just came out of the closet.
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Uh, no he didn't.
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The heart emoji:
Careful, straight dudes!
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Look at us.
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Different generations
enjoying a fancy resort.
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- Mom, don't, please.
- Quiet, Meg.
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So, I saw a really funny
TikTok. Do you know that one?
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You're gonna have to be
more specific. Which one?
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Uh, there's-there's more than one?
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Why is everyone leaving?
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You're lame and we don't
want to be with you.
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Come on, guys, let's go
watch CNBC in the lobby.
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Yeah, I think I saw a bowl of bananas.
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God, those kids are a nightmare.
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They're just so mean.
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Just be thankful this
isn't your entire life.
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You get to go home at
the end of all of this
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to a family and someone you love.
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Oh, come on, I'm sure there's
someone special in your life.
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You know, there was someone.
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A long time ago.
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It was 1993, and I was
folding clothes at a Structure.
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Everyone was, back then.
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Then I saw her.
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Shelly Barnes.
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Boy, was she something.
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Tall, tan. She was more
scrunchie than woman.
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We wanted the dream:
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Our own Taco Bell franchise.
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But then it happened,
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the one thing you never want to hear.
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Hey, John. I was just thinking.
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What if we open a Taco Bell/Pizza Hut?
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The psychic who told me to do this
never said anything about Pizza Hut.
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I was young and bullheaded.
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I had these ideas of
what fast food should be.
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Worst part was, when I
told her the bad news,
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she threw my retainer
right in the bushes.
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I looked for a little bit, but
eventually I just said, "Eh, screw it."
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Anyway, that one argument consumed us.
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Never saw Shelly again.
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I'm so sorry to hear all
that, Principal Shepherd.
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Whew, what a day.
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- I need a drink.
- Jack on the rocks?
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No, in the toilet, but
I'll have that drink now.
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Hey, Joe, you know, you might
want to contact your cell carrier.
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All your "ha ha's" are coming
through as "thumbs up" lately.
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- Oh, boy.
- What's, uh...
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What's with you never
laughing at any of my texts?
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Peter, maybe now's not the time.
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- No, no, no, tell me. What is it?
- Honestly? Nothing.
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I just don't always think
you're all that funny.
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Wow.
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Uh, okay. Wow.
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Look, if I want someone to
burp the national anthem,
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there is no second
call, it's you or nobody.
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Thank you, Joe. Thank
you for saying that.
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When it comes to laughs,
you're just not my cup of tea.
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I've never even seen Austin Powers.
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Oh, well, there you go!
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All right, fellas, I got to run. Look,
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this doesn't change anything, Peter.
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You're my friend. No hard feelings.
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Oh yeah, no hard
feelings, like your dink?
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I'll see you around, Peter.
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I'll tell you what, I'm
gonna get a laugh from him.
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Hmm. I'm not sure about that.
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Seems like he's prayed on this one.
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Well, I'm gonna give
it the old college try.
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- Are you gonna go to class?
- No.
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There you are. You're
not gonna believe this.
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They got the blood
out of the ice machine?
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- No, I found your ex on Facebook.
- What?
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Shelly Barnes. She lives
only, like, 30 miles from here.
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Hmm. Is 30 miles enough time
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for me to get totally
jacked before I see her?
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You can do push-ups in the
bus aisle. Let's go find her.
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Hey, listen up.
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Anyone seen Principal Shepherd?
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He said he had to go to the
men's room and he disappeared.
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I'm not sure.
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I think we're all finger-blasting
anything that moves back here.
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I'll be right back.
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Excuse me, have you seen a
heavyset, middle-aged man?
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Kind of sad-looking?
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Hmm.
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Oh.
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Hey, you know, there was a guy that
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left in a yellow cab a few minutes ago.
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He got the number from
a magazine in his pocket.
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I've never seen such stretched-out
pockets on a sport coat.
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Oh, my God, that's him.
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Principal Shepherd must have run away.
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Do you have any security
footage from the lobby?
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Sorry, the only video we have
is from the karaoke lounge.
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He killed "Sublime", by the way.
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♪ I don't practice Santeria ♪
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♪ I ain't got no crystal ball ♪
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♪ Well, I had a
million dollars but... ♪
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Don't take those fries. I'm not done.
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♪ I'd spend it all If I could find... ♪
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I-I... Ugh, I lost my place.
Start it over from the top, Gene.
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Okay, guys, Principal Shepherd is gone.
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Did you check the karaoke lounge?
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He got in a huge fight
with that Gene guy.
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I know you think adults are lame.
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That we're just big bags
of crap that drink coffee,
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but we are people, too.
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Most of the things you think
are important now aren't.
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Looks fade, waists expand,
chins double and dreams die.
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And one day, one day, you're gonna wish
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that a bus full of punk
kids would come along
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and help when you need it most.
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Now, that man is scared and
alone, and he needs us right now.
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Now, who's with me?
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Wait a minute, if
Principal Shepherd's gone,
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00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,276
who's gonna drive the bus?
241
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:12,033
Someone say something
about a bus driver?
242
00:13:12,034 --> 00:13:14,494
I still need six hours
of supervised road time
243
00:13:14,495 --> 00:13:15,912
for my B Class license,
244
00:13:15,913 --> 00:13:18,414
but I'm pretty sure I
can handle this bad boy...
245
00:13:18,415 --> 00:13:21,251
Meg, let's go find our principal.
246
00:13:29,426 --> 00:13:30,927
Ooh, sorry.
247
00:13:30,928 --> 00:13:34,515
Sorry, guys. I got some, but I think
the troublemaker's still in there.
248
00:13:37,643 --> 00:13:41,687
Can someone please turn on
the always-1978 bus radio?
249
00:13:43,315 --> 00:13:46,318
♪ I cried a tear... ♪
250
00:13:47,653 --> 00:13:51,030
♪ You wiped it dry... ♪
251
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,949
Ew!
252
00:13:52,950 --> 00:13:55,243
It's not my fault. It's a ballad.
253
00:13:55,244 --> 00:13:57,787
97.1 WBUS:
254
00:13:57,788 --> 00:14:00,081
Songs you can't poop over on a bus.
255
00:14:00,082 --> 00:14:02,917
Soft stoolin' our way through the '70s.
256
00:14:02,918 --> 00:14:05,419
♪ I love you... ♪
257
00:14:07,381 --> 00:14:10,341
♪ I honestly love you... ♪
258
00:14:10,342 --> 00:14:12,385
Ew!
259
00:14:12,386 --> 00:14:14,805
Change the damn station!
260
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,268
Whoa, whoa. Where you going?
261
00:14:20,269 --> 00:14:22,979
I've had it, Brian. I am
getting a "ha ha" from Joe
262
00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:24,647
if it's the last thing I do.
263
00:14:24,648 --> 00:14:26,524
And how are you planning to do this?
264
00:14:26,525 --> 00:14:30,027
I'm gonna send a funny text and
sneak over to Joe's and "ha ha" it.
265
00:14:30,028 --> 00:14:31,946
But why are you wearing all black?
266
00:14:31,947 --> 00:14:35,534
So no one will see me.
267
00:14:37,703 --> 00:14:40,371
- Aah!
- Why are you wearing all black?
268
00:14:40,372 --> 00:14:42,790
Why are you wearing a lady's ball gown?
269
00:14:42,791 --> 00:14:45,586
Let's both resume
whatever it is we were doing.
270
00:15:27,210 --> 00:15:28,628
Aah!
271
00:15:28,629 --> 00:15:29,879
Who's there?
272
00:15:33,342 --> 00:15:35,551
Don't struggle. It
only makes it tighter.
273
00:15:36,845 --> 00:15:38,180
Aah!
274
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,816
Peter? What the hell is going on here?
275
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,985
Joe? Joe, are you okay?
276
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,905
Yeah, I'm fine, Bon.
277
00:15:55,447 --> 00:15:56,907
Oh.
278
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:03,622
We looked all night and there's no
sign of Principal Shepherd anywhere.
279
00:16:04,706 --> 00:16:07,501
Oh, my God, of course.
Stop the bus, Meg. Look!
280
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:10,921
Gotcha.
281
00:16:15,926 --> 00:16:19,595
- I thought I might find you here.
- Mrs. Griffin, I, uh...
282
00:16:19,596 --> 00:16:21,514
Look, I wanted to say I'm sorry.
283
00:16:21,515 --> 00:16:24,767
I... I shouldn't have inserted
myself into your personal life.
284
00:16:24,768 --> 00:16:26,477
That... That was wrong of me.
285
00:16:26,478 --> 00:16:28,562
I know you just wanted
to help. I just...
286
00:16:28,563 --> 00:16:31,899
I just panicked. I got
so scared of her seeing me now
287
00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:33,901
and thinking that I'm this big loser.
288
00:16:33,902 --> 00:16:36,404
Hey, you are not a loser.
289
00:16:36,405 --> 00:16:40,783
May I remind you I wear
Saucony sneakers and Lee jeans.
290
00:16:40,784 --> 00:16:42,702
You...
291
00:16:42,703 --> 00:16:44,912
You are not a loser.
292
00:16:56,174 --> 00:16:59,428
Mrs. Griffin, yo quiero one more chance.
293
00:17:02,514 --> 00:17:05,224
Well, Mr. Griffin, the
surgery went according to plan.
294
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,892
Great, thank you, Dr. Hartman.
295
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:09,270
I didn't know how to
categorize your injuries
296
00:17:09,271 --> 00:17:12,106
on the insurance form, so
I just put "gay stabbing."
297
00:17:12,107 --> 00:17:15,109
Oh, okay, who
else... who else sees that?
298
00:17:15,110 --> 00:17:16,694
Oh, almost-almost nobody.
299
00:17:16,695 --> 00:17:19,197
It's just for, like,
file-keeping record stuff.
300
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:04,993
Go get 'em.
301
00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:12,875
Shelly?
302
00:18:12,876 --> 00:18:15,711
Hi, it's, uh, it's me, John Shepherd.
303
00:18:15,712 --> 00:18:17,881
- Listen, John, I-I think maybe...
- Hang on.
304
00:18:18,006 --> 00:18:20,007
Just-just let me say
what I want to say.
305
00:18:20,008 --> 00:18:21,467
God, you look great.
306
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:24,345
Listen, I know it must be
odd to see me standing here
307
00:18:24,346 --> 00:18:26,098
all these years later.
308
00:18:26,223 --> 00:18:28,641
And although I look like
a man on the outside...
309
00:18:28,642 --> 00:18:30,643
Shelly lives in the house next door.
310
00:18:30,644 --> 00:18:32,812
Oh. Oh, uh, uh, which, uh...
311
00:18:32,813 --> 00:18:34,814
Oh, the one with the aboveground pool
312
00:18:34,815 --> 00:18:37,400
and angry dogs tied to
the tree in the front yard.
313
00:18:43,782 --> 00:18:45,867
No way. John Shepherd?
314
00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,577
Is that really you?
315
00:18:47,702 --> 00:18:49,829
It is. Shelly?
316
00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:53,958
Shut up! Shut up, you idiots!
317
00:18:53,959 --> 00:18:56,503
I'd invite you in, but my
uncle's getting dialysis
318
00:18:56,628 --> 00:18:58,922
- right here in the bonus room.
- Oh, wow.
319
00:18:59,047 --> 00:19:01,799
Uh, listen, I was... I was
just in the neighborhood.
320
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,135
I wanted to come by
and see how you've been.
321
00:19:04,136 --> 00:19:06,262
Yeah, not too bad.
322
00:19:06,263 --> 00:19:09,223
You know, I ended up opening
the Taco Bell/Pizza Hut,
323
00:19:09,224 --> 00:19:11,058
but it never really took off.
324
00:19:11,059 --> 00:19:13,519
I think, ultimately, it
came down to me trading
325
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,896
too many pizzas for drugs.
326
00:19:15,897 --> 00:19:17,482
Right, right.
327
00:19:17,607 --> 00:19:20,109
Listen, I actually got to
get these kids somewhere.
328
00:19:20,110 --> 00:19:22,320
Well, it was nice to see you, John.
329
00:19:22,445 --> 00:19:25,531
You ever want to hang out,
you know where to find me.
330
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:29,326
You'll find her in the wind
and in the trees around you.
331
00:19:29,327 --> 00:19:31,912
Where the leaves blow
and the river flows.
332
00:19:31,913 --> 00:19:33,581
I'm sorry, who are you?
333
00:19:33,582 --> 00:19:36,793
I'm Jared Fogle, the
former Subway spokesperson.
334
00:19:36,918 --> 00:19:39,170
Not sure I want you
in my thought bubble.
335
00:19:39,171 --> 00:19:40,797
- Aren't you in prison?
- Yes.
336
00:19:40,922 --> 00:19:43,090
This is how I spend my days in my cell.
337
00:19:43,091 --> 00:19:45,843
Hey, how many kids you got
on this bus, by the way?
338
00:19:45,844 --> 00:19:49,431
This is why! This is
why I don't want you in there!
339
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:57,479
Thanks for pushing me
to go find my first love.
340
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,773
Sorry it ended up being
such a waste of time.
341
00:19:59,774 --> 00:20:01,610
No, this was not a waste.
342
00:20:01,735 --> 00:20:03,403
You just found out you won.
343
00:20:03,528 --> 00:20:04,862
I did? How so?
344
00:20:04,863 --> 00:20:07,156
Your ex-girlfriend is a total loser.
345
00:20:07,157 --> 00:20:09,742
Meanwhile, you have a
great job with a pension,
346
00:20:09,743 --> 00:20:13,205
a house and a car with
all different-color doors.
347
00:20:14,456 --> 00:20:15,624
You're right.
348
00:20:15,749 --> 00:20:18,042
I guess old Shep's doing okay.
349
00:20:18,043 --> 00:20:20,294
You sure are. Now, all you got to do
350
00:20:20,295 --> 00:20:23,215
is just not humiliate yourself
on a bus full of children.
351
00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:24,674
Ooh, on that note,
352
00:20:24,799 --> 00:20:27,677
I got to make a quick stop
in the little boy's room.
353
00:20:28,678 --> 00:20:31,389
Turn on the radio!
354
00:20:32,724 --> 00:20:34,850
♪ You're looking kind
of lonely, girl... ♪
355
00:20:34,851 --> 00:20:36,477
Ew!
356
00:20:36,478 --> 00:20:38,270
♪ Would you like someone new... ♪
357
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,481
Ew!
358
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:42,107
This bowl's getting very full.
359
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:45,152
I strongly suggest we don't
go up or down any hills.
360
00:20:45,153 --> 00:20:47,405
♪ I'm feeling kind of lonely, too ♪
361
00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:49,031
♪ If you don't mind ♪
362
00:20:49,032 --> 00:20:51,700
♪ Can I sit down here beside you? ♪
363
00:20:53,370 --> 00:20:55,038
♪ Ah, yeah ♪
364
00:20:55,163 --> 00:20:57,456
♪ All right. ♪
365
00:21:01,215 --> 00:21:06,215
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