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♪ It seems today that all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪
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[ALL] ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man
who positively can do ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry! ♪
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[ALL] ♪ He's a family guy! ♪
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[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hey, we got here right in time, Mav.
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There's still a few
minutes left in happy hour.
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Excuse me, ma'am?
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Talk to me, Goose.
Which pilot do you think
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is gonna be my rival at Top Gun?
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It's probably that guy staring at you
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while snapping his
gum and spinning a pen.
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His name's Iceman,
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because that's how he flies. Ice-cold.
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Cranks the AC, heard
it's a sweating problem.
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Used to be fat or something.
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I don't think this
bartender saw me. Ma'am?
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Have you figured it out yet?
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- Figured what out?
- Who's the best pilot?
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I heard Snoopy's pretty good.
Does, like, loops and stuff.
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Good luck tomorrow.
You guys are gonna need it.
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Come on, Slider, let's get some air.
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Hot in here, right?
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Oh, now she's wiping down bottles.
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She's running out the clock on me.
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[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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Talk to me, Goose.
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How much you want to bet I
can sleep with her tonight?
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Come on, Mav, I said I wasn't
gonna do one of our sex bets
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until my parents left.
Their flight got delayed.
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Oh, Goosey.
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Hey, you didn't want
to pay for my college,
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so now I'm in the horny Navy.
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Sorry, you just missed happy hour.
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You know what you did, you bitch.
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[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK ECHOES]
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♪ You never close your eyes ♪
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♪ Anymore when I kiss your lips ♪
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No, thank you. Not interested.
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♪ You're trying hard not to show it ♪
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Guys, please.
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♪ Baby ♪
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A complete misfire.
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♪ But, baby ♪
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I'm saying no!
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♪ Believe me, I know it ♪
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I did not ask for this.
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♪ You've lost that loving feeling... ♪
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Eighty visibly-aroused servicemen
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are trying to pressure me
into a sexual relationship.
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♪ That loving feeling... ♪
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Ah, what the hell.
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It's an '80s movie, so after ten nos,
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I have to be your girlfriend.
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[ALL CHEERING]
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I'm Maverick.
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What's your boobs' name?
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- Charlie.
- That's a boy's name.
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So, what brings you to town?
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I'm an instructor at Top Gun.
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Waitress school, huh? That's cool.
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Oh, I bet you talk past
all the girls you meet.
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Gentlemen, look around.
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You are all in the top
1% of naval aviators.
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You're here because you
are the best of the best.
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One of you is here because you won
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a silent auction at my kid's school.
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I can't believe we land on boats.
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So freakin' neat.
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Now, part of your training
is going to involve
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familiarizing yourself
with enemy aircraft.
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Here to talk about that now
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is our civilian specialist and TAGREP.
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Code name, Charlie.
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Hello, class.
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Ooh, look, Mav, it's your girlfriend.
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Stop talking to me, Goose.
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I know a lot of you
don't think a lady belongs
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in flight school, so to prove you wrong,
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I'm gonna say a lot of names of planes.
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F-5. A-4. MiG-23.
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I've seen all those planes before.
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And I've seen a blimp.
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We've seen a blimp.
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- Yeah, right.
- Talk to them, Goose.
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It's true. We gave it the finger.
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Yeah, if you're not a
Goodyear, get out of my sky.
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And where exactly did
you see this blimp?
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That's classified.
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I also flew over a
million miles an hour once.
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- What? When?
- Also classified.
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Oh, he's just saying "classified"
to cover up obvious lies.
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No, I'm not. They're all true.
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I'm six feet tall.
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- Stand up.
- Classified!
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♪ I'm all right ♪
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♪ Don't nobody worry 'bout me ♪
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♪ Why you got to give me a fight? ♪
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♪ Why don't you just let me be? ♪
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- ♪ Let me be ♪
- ♪ I'm all right ♪
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♪ Nobody worry about me ♪
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♪ Why you got to give me a fight? ♪
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♪ Can't you just let it be? ♪
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♪ I'm all right ♪
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- ♪ I'm all right ♪
- ♪ I'm all right ♪
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- Out!
- What? That was clearly in.
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It was on the other side of the line.
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You mean the crooked line
you made with your foot?
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Screw that! [GRUNTS]
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That was our only ball.
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All right, all right,
sorry, I'll get it.
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Damn it!
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We might need to send this
up the chain of command.
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Men, the Navy is nothing if
we can't play jean shorts,
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shiny-guy volleyball. Any ideas?
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What if we bomb it?
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Bingo bango.
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[BEEPING]
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[PETER] I got missile lock. Firing.
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Yeah! Thanks, taxpayers.
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Game on.
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Oh, here come the fish.
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Wow, that was some good teacher sex.
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Hey, sorry I yelled, "Talk
to me, Goose" when I finished.
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Well, I know we've only known
each other for a few days,
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and that you've publicly undermined me
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in front of everyone, but I think
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I'm falling for you, Mav.
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And once I get approval
from the elders at my church,
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and you're properly vetted,
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I think I'll be falling for you, too.
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I'm just worried about you.
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You need to start playing by the rules.
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If I cared about rules,
I wouldn't be lying
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in this bed dry-crusted
to your bedsheets.
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[GROANS] That's why I
gave you the wet wipe.
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You got nothing to worry about, babe.
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Goose isn't gonna die like
in my very vivid dream,
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and you for sure won't be
left out of the second movie.
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- What?
- What?
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So, Charlie, you and Mav
are pretty serious, huh?
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I heard he pooped at
your house last night.
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[CHUCKLES] What?
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I've known him for a long time,
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and he does not just poop anywhere.
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He's very particular.
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Because Navy toilets don't have doors.
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You learn to hold it.
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Goose, can I talk to you a sec?
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Did you tell your wife I had a BM?
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Unless you are a fool, that
boy is in love with you.
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Oh, I like him, but he
also keeps spitting out
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random facts about L. Ron Hubbard.
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Little bit of a red flag.
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Did you know L. Ron Hubbard was
the youngest ever Eagle Scout?
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I don't know if that's true.
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Suppressive person!
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It'll be nice to have
another wife in the group,
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especially for that second
movie we'll all definitely be in.
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Hey, Goose, take me to bed
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or lose me forever!
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Just so you know, if you
do want to lose her forever,
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my church is really good at that.
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[BRIAN OVER RADIO]
This is it, gentlemen.
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Whoever wins today, wins Top Gun.
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Good luck.
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'Sup, weenies?
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You left your coffee
on top of your plane.
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Damn it. I can't even without that.
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Kill-your-co-pilot-says "what?"
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What?
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Talk to me, Goose. Where's our target?
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[JOE] Bogey is two miles, headed away.
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Ready to engage. You know,
if we're gonna win this thing,
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we're gonna need the right flying music.
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♪ We'll get higher and higher ♪
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♪ Straight up we'll climb... ♪
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Eh, I'm not feeling this.
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What? That was perfect.
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I just want to check Jammin' 95.5,
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Miramar's Party Hits for a sec.
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We're not supposed to
touch the presets, man.
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The Navy said only Easy 97, The Coast.
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I'm close.
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Don't push it, Mav.
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Just a little bit more.
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And got it!
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♪ You spin me right round,
baby, right round... ♪
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Oh, no, we're stuck in a spin!
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Perfect song, though.
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Engine one is out! Change it back!
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The dial's stuck!
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♪ Baby, right round... ♪
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Engine two is out!
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♪ Right round round, round... ♪
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We're losing altitude!
We're gonna have to eject!
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- Pull on three!
- Pull on three or after three?
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- What's the difference?
- One is on, one is after.
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Uh, let's just pull on two.
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On or after two?
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Aah!
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Talk to me, Goose.
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You're not talking to me, Goose.
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[DJ] You're listening
to Easy 97, The Coast.
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[NOSTALGIC MUSIC PLAYING,
LITTLE RIVER BAND "REMINISCING"]
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♪ Hurry, don't be late ♪
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♪ I can hardly wait ♪
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♪ I said to myself ♪
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♪ When we're old ♪
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["TAPS" PLAYING]
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Bump.
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Set.
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Spike!
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Bump.
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Set.
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- Spike!
- [BALLS BOUNCE]
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Hey. I'm sorry about Goose.
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I want you to know, when he died,
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we were more than five miles out,
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so I could have done anything
I wanted with his body,
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but I didn't.
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That does bring me some peace.
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Here's his helmet.
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There's still some
blood and brains in it.
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Sorry, I washed it at one
of those beach foot showers,
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but they're pretty strictly timed.
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Maybe, um, keep it in that box.
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I promise that I will
always be there for you guys,
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and I'll for sure give you a
huge part in the next movie.
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- I know...
- Provided both our faces
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age proportionally with each other's.
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Glad we agreed on that.
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I'm gonna talk to your son for a second.
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Hey, your dad loved you very much.
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And you're gonna grow up
to have a stupid mustache
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just like him one day.
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- You think so?
- I know so.
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[SAD MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SNIFFS]
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Maverick, I'm sorry about Goose.
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[SNIFFS]
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Everybody liked him.
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[SNIFFS]
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Smells like balls in here.
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Let's get ready to fly now!
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- I quit.
- What? Are you serious?
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Yeah. All I ever wanted
was to be a pilot,
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00:10:48,954 --> 00:10:50,037
but now I think I want to be a guy
255
00:10:50,038 --> 00:10:51,664
who turns on roller coasters.
256
00:10:51,665 --> 00:10:53,332
It looks easy, and I can do it drunk.
257
00:10:53,333 --> 00:10:54,959
I know you're sad about Goose,
258
00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,502
but you're too good a pilot to quit.
259
00:10:56,503 --> 00:10:58,337
And we need your help
for a special mission
260
00:10:58,338 --> 00:11:00,423
against an unnamed
country who's our enemy.
261
00:11:00,424 --> 00:11:02,008
Ooh, I hate those guys.
262
00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:03,968
Yeah, what they did was not okay.
263
00:11:03,969 --> 00:11:05,970
What do you say? Will you fly?
264
00:11:05,971 --> 00:11:07,972
No. I'm too sad about Goose,
265
00:11:07,973 --> 00:11:10,642
so I'm gonna go sulk in some
of my other movies for a while.
266
00:11:18,358 --> 00:11:19,609
You want answers?
267
00:11:19,610 --> 00:11:22,862
- I want the Goose!
- You can't handle the Goose!
268
00:11:22,863 --> 00:11:25,823
Show me the money!
269
00:11:25,824 --> 00:11:26,949
Talk to me, Goose.
270
00:11:26,950 --> 00:11:30,370
I think I might have the wrong number!
271
00:11:30,996 --> 00:11:33,748
Hey, what's the weight limit
on these lower-y things, Goose?
272
00:11:33,749 --> 00:11:36,250
May I have the password, please?
273
00:11:36,251 --> 00:11:38,753
- "Talk to me, Goose"?
- No, that's not it.
274
00:11:38,754 --> 00:11:40,379
- "Goose, talk to me"?
- No.
275
00:11:40,380 --> 00:11:43,215
- It's something with "Goose."
- It's not. You must leave.
276
00:11:43,216 --> 00:11:45,259
Can I please stay for the sex party?
277
00:11:45,260 --> 00:11:48,347
I already Binaca'd my stuff
like the sign on the wall said.
278
00:11:49,348 --> 00:11:50,974
- "The Goose is loose."
- Go!
279
00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:54,810
Okay, I'm done being sad,
280
00:11:54,811 --> 00:11:57,063
and I'm ready for the
big final mission now.
281
00:11:57,238 --> 00:12:00,073
Maverick? We flew that
mission 35 years ago.
282
00:12:00,084 --> 00:12:02,242
You've been sulking for three decades.
283
00:12:02,253 --> 00:12:04,403
Oh. So, is this still Top Gun?
284
00:12:04,404 --> 00:12:06,280
No. This is Top Gun: Maverick.
285
00:12:06,281 --> 00:12:08,366
It's completely different
and exactly the same.
286
00:12:08,367 --> 00:12:09,533
I'm glad you're back.
287
00:12:09,534 --> 00:12:11,661
Yet another unnamed
country that is our enemy
288
00:12:11,662 --> 00:12:13,037
is planning something big.
289
00:12:13,038 --> 00:12:15,039
Oh. [GROWLS] Them.
290
00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:18,376
We need you to help train a new
crop of pilots for the mission.
291
00:12:18,377 --> 00:12:20,711
I appreciate the offer,
sir, but I can't accept.
292
00:12:20,712 --> 00:12:21,796
I understand.
293
00:12:21,797 --> 00:12:23,923
Then we'll need to take
back your Navy-issued lifts
294
00:12:23,924 --> 00:12:25,675
that make you everyone else's height.
295
00:12:25,676 --> 00:12:27,259
No, no, no, that... No,
no, that... No, that's fine.
296
00:12:27,260 --> 00:12:28,928
- I... I can, I can teach.
- Good.
297
00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:31,011
Oh, there's one other
thing you should know.
298
00:12:31,022 --> 00:12:33,817
One of the pilots you'll
be training is Goose's son.
299
00:12:36,812 --> 00:12:37,937
- [MUSIC STOPS]
- Who's Goose?
300
00:12:37,938 --> 00:12:39,730
What? Goose.
301
00:12:39,731 --> 00:12:41,899
The guy you just spent
35 years mourning.
302
00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:43,484
Oh! Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Goose.
303
00:12:43,485 --> 00:12:46,404
[CHUCKLING] Yeah, oh, wow, brain toot.
304
00:12:46,405 --> 00:12:47,989
Yeah, thanks for the heads-up.
305
00:12:52,744 --> 00:12:54,745
Welcome to Top Gun: Maverick.
306
00:12:54,746 --> 00:12:57,623
Our mission, destroy a
uranium enrichment plant
307
00:12:57,624 --> 00:12:59,834
in that unnamed country
that is our enemy.
308
00:12:59,835 --> 00:13:01,794
Man, I want to cream those guys!
309
00:13:01,795 --> 00:13:04,130
To complete this
mission, I propose we fly
310
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:06,799
at a low altitude,
undetected through a canyon,
311
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,092
then destroy the target.
312
00:13:08,093 --> 00:13:10,553
All in under two and a
half minutes. Questions?
313
00:13:10,554 --> 00:13:13,097
Yeah, this mission seems really similar
314
00:13:13,098 --> 00:13:14,557
to the one in Star Wars.
315
00:13:14,558 --> 00:13:16,726
People can fly low
and shoot a small thing
316
00:13:16,727 --> 00:13:18,269
without it being a Star Wars.
317
00:13:18,270 --> 00:13:19,979
Yeah, but the text on
the screen even says,
318
00:13:19,980 --> 00:13:21,564
"Womp rat-sized target."
319
00:13:21,565 --> 00:13:23,190
Don't look at the screen.
320
00:13:23,191 --> 00:13:25,443
Any other questions not about Star Wars?
321
00:13:25,444 --> 00:13:27,069
Why'd you kill my dad?
322
00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:29,447
- No more questions!
- Do you do your own stunts?
323
00:13:29,448 --> 00:13:30,698
Well, maybe one more.
324
00:13:30,699 --> 00:13:32,074
As a matter of fact, I do.
325
00:13:32,075 --> 00:13:33,200
Had you not heard that?
326
00:13:33,201 --> 00:13:34,577
Anyway, I'm gonna fly the mission.
327
00:13:34,578 --> 00:13:36,078
You're all cut except for Goose's son.
328
00:13:36,079 --> 00:13:37,496
So why are we even here?
329
00:13:37,497 --> 00:13:39,248
Only stunt questions from you, Bob.
330
00:13:39,339 --> 00:13:40,757
I'm Bob?
331
00:13:49,050 --> 00:13:50,050
[COUGHS]
332
00:13:50,051 --> 00:13:51,635
Iceman.
333
00:13:51,636 --> 00:13:53,345
Ah, it's good to see you again.
334
00:13:53,346 --> 00:13:55,098
We have so many memories together.
335
00:14:01,438 --> 00:14:02,730
Anyway, I need your advice.
336
00:14:02,731 --> 00:14:04,106
If I don't pick Rooster for the mission,
337
00:14:04,107 --> 00:14:05,983
he's never gonna forgive
me for everything.
338
00:14:05,984 --> 00:14:07,485
But I'm afraid he's not ready.
339
00:14:07,486 --> 00:14:08,987
What should I do?
340
00:14:30,342 --> 00:14:33,302
Thanks, Iceman. I knew
you'd know what to do.
341
00:14:33,303 --> 00:14:36,139
So, are you all silent and
scarfed because you're dying?
342
00:14:36,264 --> 00:14:37,932
No, is that what people are saying?
343
00:14:37,933 --> 00:14:40,309
No, I'm just on vocal
rest for karaoke later.
344
00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:42,061
I'm 100% totally fine.
345
00:14:42,062 --> 00:14:43,270
I've never felt better in my li...
346
00:14:43,271 --> 00:14:44,467
["TAPS" PLAYS]
347
00:14:44,477 --> 00:14:45,857
Aw, he died.
348
00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:06,460
Five miles to target.
Try to keep up, Rooster.
349
00:15:06,461 --> 00:15:07,962
Not gonna be a problem.
350
00:15:07,963 --> 00:15:10,047
Let's keep the small talk to a minimum.
351
00:15:10,048 --> 00:15:11,299
Got it.
352
00:15:12,592 --> 00:15:14,718
So, how's your dad doing, good?
353
00:15:14,719 --> 00:15:15,845
You killed him.
354
00:15:15,846 --> 00:15:17,763
Yeah, and I was more
than five miles out,
355
00:15:17,764 --> 00:15:20,015
and I could have done anything
with his body, but I didn't.
356
00:15:20,016 --> 00:15:21,725
Yeah, the more you say that,
357
00:15:21,726 --> 00:15:23,478
the more I don't think it's true.
358
00:15:25,438 --> 00:15:27,022
Are you angry at me
for pulling your papers
359
00:15:27,023 --> 00:15:28,482
from the Naval Academy?
360
00:15:28,483 --> 00:15:30,359
'Cause I've already
forgiven myself for that.
361
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,195
I had a whole scene with Iceman
and Iceman's computer about it.
362
00:15:33,196 --> 00:15:36,448
This is about everything,
my dad, the papers.
363
00:15:36,449 --> 00:15:39,159
And why'd you write my
mom out of the sequel?
364
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:40,244
[PETER] It's complicated.
365
00:15:40,245 --> 00:15:43,163
There's scheduling conflicts
and different creative visions,
366
00:15:43,164 --> 00:15:44,999
and it wouldn't be fair to her
367
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,251
to use her in a way that's
inorganic to the narrative.
368
00:15:47,252 --> 00:15:49,795
Inorganic? I should be 40 years old,
369
00:15:49,796 --> 00:15:51,505
but somehow I'm, like, 20?
370
00:15:51,506 --> 00:15:53,132
Oh, people don't care
about those details,
371
00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:56,011
as long as you have loud
jets and America kicking ass.
372
00:16:19,993 --> 00:16:21,076
That was awesome!
373
00:16:21,077 --> 00:16:22,662
Hey, let's take a selfie to celebrate.
374
00:16:24,247 --> 00:16:27,292
This is totally main-feed material.
375
00:16:29,085 --> 00:16:30,879
Maverick, no!
376
00:16:37,802 --> 00:16:40,262
Oh, no! We lost 'em.
377
00:16:40,516 --> 00:16:42,351
They's gone, sir.
378
00:16:42,980 --> 00:16:44,773
Well, I know it's only 12:15,
379
00:16:44,893 --> 00:16:47,853
but that's all we had to do today, so...
380
00:16:47,854 --> 00:16:49,898
- long weekend!
- [CHEERING]
381
00:16:57,238 --> 00:16:59,366
Aw, one of my AirPods fell out.
382
00:17:02,744 --> 00:17:04,037
Rooster!
383
00:17:12,045 --> 00:17:14,213
[GRUNTS] Do you think
I took that missile
384
00:17:14,214 --> 00:17:15,714
so you could be down here with me?
385
00:17:15,715 --> 00:17:17,841
You should be back
at the carrier by now.
386
00:17:17,842 --> 00:17:19,718
I was trying to save you.
387
00:17:19,719 --> 00:17:21,262
No, I was trying to save you.
388
00:17:22,013 --> 00:17:23,555
Look, I'm sorry, Rooster.
389
00:17:23,556 --> 00:17:25,766
For your dad, for pulling your papers,
390
00:17:25,767 --> 00:17:28,268
and for signing you up for
Gavin Newsom's text messages.
391
00:17:28,269 --> 00:17:31,522
I responded "STOP" and
it just wouldn't stop.
392
00:17:31,523 --> 00:17:33,732
Why were you doing all these things?
393
00:17:33,733 --> 00:17:35,776
To protect you. At first.
394
00:17:35,777 --> 00:17:37,695
Then I kind of got addicted to the idea
395
00:17:37,696 --> 00:17:40,782
of controlling every minute
detail of a person's life.
396
00:17:44,619 --> 00:17:45,829
Get down, Mav!
397
00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:49,999
I also replaced your weapons
with gender reveal things.
398
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,835
That is the last thing, though, I swear.
399
00:17:54,504 --> 00:17:55,630
[ALL] Aw.
400
00:18:03,054 --> 00:18:04,471
Hello, Maverick.
401
00:18:04,472 --> 00:18:07,057
You guys are the bad guys? Why?
402
00:18:07,058 --> 00:18:08,392
Why do you think?
403
00:18:08,393 --> 00:18:10,352
We were important parts
of that first movie,
404
00:18:10,353 --> 00:18:12,479
and you just tossed all the women aside.
405
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,773
Yet you somehow figured
out how to keep in a guy
406
00:18:14,774 --> 00:18:16,400
who's literally unable to speak.
407
00:18:16,401 --> 00:18:19,069
This is all a big
misunderstanding, and I can fix it.
408
00:18:19,070 --> 00:18:21,155
They're talking about
doing another Jerry Maguire.
409
00:18:21,156 --> 00:18:23,699
How would you like to be
the fat head kid's grandma?
410
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,951
And you can be Minority
Report's grandma.
411
00:18:25,952 --> 00:18:27,786
I got grandma parts for all of you.
412
00:18:27,787 --> 00:18:30,414
How come you get to be
a 60-year-old action star
413
00:18:30,415 --> 00:18:31,874
and we have to be grandmas?
414
00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:33,292
We can do action, too, you know.
415
00:18:33,293 --> 00:18:35,377
And we're gonna prove it right now.
416
00:18:35,378 --> 00:18:38,255
Let me just put on my
reading glasses, hold on.
417
00:18:38,256 --> 00:18:39,673
Wait. You're right.
418
00:18:39,674 --> 00:18:41,467
You both brought up
some painful memories,
419
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:42,593
or engrams.
420
00:18:42,594 --> 00:18:44,970
What if I told you that,
through a series of audits,
421
00:18:44,971 --> 00:18:47,347
I can help you go clear
and liberate the thetan
422
00:18:47,348 --> 00:18:49,308
trapped inside your astral shell?
423
00:18:49,309 --> 00:18:51,018
Is that like horoscopes?
424
00:18:51,019 --> 00:18:53,145
It is kind of like
stars and space stuff.
425
00:18:53,146 --> 00:18:55,606
Yeah, if you want, I can go
grab an E-meter from my plane.
426
00:18:55,607 --> 00:18:57,357
You know, I have been
feeling a little off
427
00:18:57,358 --> 00:18:58,734
since the last half-moon.
428
00:18:58,735 --> 00:18:59,986
Okay, be quick.
429
00:19:02,906 --> 00:19:06,158
- I can't believe they fell for that crap.
- Oh, yeah, such crap,
430
00:19:06,159 --> 00:19:08,369
definitely not something
I've left two families over.
431
00:19:09,579 --> 00:19:10,829
What are you doing, Mav?
432
00:19:10,830 --> 00:19:12,372
I'm getting us out of here.
433
00:19:12,373 --> 00:19:14,708
You sure this old thing can even fly?
434
00:19:14,709 --> 00:19:15,793
It's not that old.
435
00:19:15,794 --> 00:19:18,504
Look at its full head
of log cabin brown hair.
436
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:20,881
I know horoscopes are
a little flimflammy,
437
00:19:20,882 --> 00:19:22,801
but people act like
they're fortune cookies...
438
00:19:24,552 --> 00:19:27,305
Damn it, they're stealing
that very young plane!
439
00:19:33,812 --> 00:19:35,688
We're never gonna
lose 'em in this thing.
440
00:19:46,699 --> 00:19:49,034
We can't take much more of this.
441
00:19:49,035 --> 00:19:50,119
We're gonna have to eject.
442
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,870
I'm gonna climb, then
we'll eject on three.
443
00:19:51,871 --> 00:19:54,039
On three or after three?
444
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,209
You're just like your stupid father.
445
00:19:58,795 --> 00:20:00,045
[BEEPING]
446
00:20:00,046 --> 00:20:01,131
Take the shot.
447
00:20:04,050 --> 00:20:06,845
[SCREAMING]
448
00:20:10,390 --> 00:20:12,141
Iceman! He's alive!
449
00:20:12,142 --> 00:20:14,476
Yay! Saved by a guy!
450
00:20:14,477 --> 00:20:16,688
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]
451
00:20:20,358 --> 00:20:23,027
[CHEERING]
452
00:20:30,785 --> 00:20:32,661
It's good to have my wingman back.
453
00:20:32,662 --> 00:20:33,829
I thought we lost you.
454
00:20:33,830 --> 00:20:35,664
Nope. I'm as healthy as I've ever...
455
00:20:35,665 --> 00:20:37,584
- ["TAPS" PLAYS]
- Aw, he died again.
456
00:20:40,378 --> 00:20:41,545
Well, that was pretty fun.
457
00:20:41,546 --> 00:20:43,213
Top Gun: Maverick went on to make
458
00:20:43,214 --> 00:20:45,549
over a billion dollars
at the box office.
459
00:20:45,550 --> 00:20:46,717
You know what that means?
460
00:20:46,718 --> 00:20:48,218
People are going to the movies again.
461
00:20:48,219 --> 00:20:49,970
Isn't that right, Tiny Tom Cruise?
462
00:20:49,971 --> 00:20:52,348
That's right, Peter. Now let's jump!
463
00:20:52,974 --> 00:20:54,099
Why are we jumping again?
464
00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:56,018
So people will watch your stuff,
465
00:20:56,019 --> 00:20:57,769
and because I don't
know I'm not in a movie
466
00:20:57,770 --> 00:20:59,397
- all the time.
- [PETER SHOUTS]
467
00:21:00,356 --> 00:21:01,565
You do your own stunts?
468
00:21:01,566 --> 00:21:03,817
Oh, yeah, were you not aware of that?
469
00:21:03,818 --> 00:21:05,862
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]
470
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:11,390
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