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I need some sweet nectar to attract a certain B. 84 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Who? Your mother. 85 00:08:52,000 --> 00:09:00,000 You have a date with mom. She has a date and I'm following her to make sure the loser keeps his 86 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:12,000 inmate in solitary confinement. Did you put on cologne to stock mom? 87 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:20,000 Doc and Nora. She her favorite. Listen, I got to get my porn back but I'm not going to be able to 88 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:36,000 get the floor closes. It's 10 bucks in a 40. 10 bucks. What do you think I have 8? We get 20. 89 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:52,000 [Music] 90 00:09:52,000 --> 00:10:08,000 Who do you have the word? She's beautiful. 91 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:26,000 She was. She's out of my life now. She's older to buy Jen's ring. 92 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:35,040 What do you mean she said no? I thought you two were happy. I was. But I guess in all this time we've been 93 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:43,520 together I never managed to get her off. She broke up with you for that? I mean without even telling you 94 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:48,800 had a fix it? She said she did. I didn't listen. Well, I think girl who says that is either 95 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:58,800 lying or trying to find an easy way out. She's right. I suck in bed, dude. How could you possibly know that for sure? I asked. 96 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:05,840 Well, we went out for a couple of months, stop more year. I mean, I can barely remember what I had to 97 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:12,640 breakfast. Little when they're not out, I got off when we have sex. Yeah, it never happened. 98 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:19,680 Oh. How about a kapachino on the house? It's so funny you should ask about this well because just the 99 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:25,040 other day some of my girlfriends and I were counting our worst sexual experience and you just 100 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:31,280 having to come to mind. Oh, we're young and inexperienced. Am I right? I'm so sorry. 101 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:36,320 You were the best lay I ever had and I've been searching for that morning ever since we broke up. 102 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:45,040 There. Will that help you sleep better? You losers and your quarter-like panic attacks. If I had a 103 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:49,600 bonk for every time you've pushed these got lonely and asked how you were in bed and have my fat 104 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:56,400 sucked up. Instead of doing this crap five times a week. Thank the lot, prick. I'm sorry, Will. You do 105 00:11:56,400 --> 00:12:06,000 need terrible lay. She was my neighbor when I was growing up. She had soft hands. 106 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:12,560 Oh. Look at this. This is not your fault. All right? Any of these women could have taken two 107 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:17,280 seconds out of their lives to tell you you were missing something but they didn't. This is their 108 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:24,240 failure. Not yours. I'm so the one who got dumped. So you have a few bad habits. A couple of 109 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:29,920 missed opportunities to make up for. I lost my virginity when I was 14. It's almost half my life. 110 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:40,480 Oh, okay. We need to get you back in the rehab right away. What are you talking about? We're going to 111 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:45,520 go out and find the easiest check out there and not back on this flush cell. And then tomorrow 112 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:48,640 you're going to do the same. And then this weekend you're going to do it again and you're going to 113 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:54,320 keep doing it until you've banged enough skates to hone your crap. I don't want to have sex with 114 00:12:54,320 --> 00:13:05,760 a bunch of women. I just want Jen. 115 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:18,000 They know you do. But she doesn't want you unless you fixed your problem. 116 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:25,920 So what you're going to do is you're going to go out and then go back to her with what you've learned. 117 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:32,320 Show her what you're making. You really think if I've become a better lover, she'll take me back. 118 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:34,560 Not if you use the word lover. 119 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:42,560 They're going to work. All right. 120 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,160 And 30 operation, tail range begins. 121 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:52,240 On and on. 122 00:13:52,240 --> 00:14:00,320 Can I actually borrow that 20 to buy the guns? 123 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:08,080 It's going to be a good thing. Hold on one second please. 124 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:13,520 Yeah, our clumps actually are capacity right now. I'm going to wait for about five minutes. 125 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,280 Ain't this the party supply stop? 126 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:19,840 Yes, but we're a capacity right now. So I'm going to do a couple minutes because we 127 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,880 adhere to a very strong car. I gotta get a pinata from my daughter's birthday. 128 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:25,680 You better get the stuff and what to shit. 129 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,520 Yeah, I understand. Just give me two bad room. 130 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:31,360 I'm going to take you stick you in a fucking car. They're you up and candy. 131 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,200 And then my kids go to town and beat the shit at them. 132 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:37,040 Then. Then. Oh, okay. That's what I've done. 133 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:40,160 Thank you, sir. I love my job. 134 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:45,280 Look at all the party people. 135 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:52,640 Lacey out. What's the half's after work? My man, a little booze and bitches and my ride. 136 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:55,920 Huh? I think I'm going to drop off some DVDs and head home. 137 00:14:55,920 --> 00:15:02,000 Are you sure? Because Pete this I got a VIP passes to that new strip club. 138 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,240 The throbbing unicorn. Huh? 139 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:07,760 Someone just left these on my windshield. I just found them there. 140 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,200 Huh? Keep me that shit. 141 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:14,240 I'm good. Thanks anyway. All right. Well, that dances for me. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. 142 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:19,360 Get in here. Look at that. I asked right hold up stop. Are you 143 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:24,960 Perm the nap? Maybe lose a little bit of the weight around the hips. All right. Maybe get on the lap band, 144 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:28,080 show a little more cleavage and you're in next time. Okay. 145 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:31,600 But we're twins. Yeah, right. And this guy's black. 146 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:37,120 She's not wearing a bra. You are. Is this a really double mid commercial or something? 147 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,440 Sorry about that. 148 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:48,960 Please, can I please come in? We're closing. I know, I know, but I would be so super quick. 149 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,200 Like Lincoln, you missed me. The flash with boobs. 150 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:56,240 You know who the flash is? Super speed. Little wingy thing is on his mask. 151 00:15:56,240 --> 00:16:00,720 His real name is Barry Allen. My brother was a comic book geek, so I kind of got geek 152 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:04,640 education by a smosis. I might be one of those comic book geeks. 153 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:08,000 You? Yeah. No. Two cute. 154 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:13,520 In and out. Stuff like 155 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:24,800 Excuse me. Do you guys carry pin at us? Do I look like I work here? 156 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:29,600 Oh, I'm just kidding. I'm made sure D. I'm just acting cups. 157 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,720 Let me go get a server and just, you know. 158 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:42,720 [Music] 159 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:51,200 Hello there. Can I help you with anything? No, good. Thanks. Sure. Yeah. My name is Ryan. 160 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,320 Man, I'm sure. Okay. I'll be around. All right. Cool. Thank you. 161 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:57,280 Yeah. Delicious. Love red hair. 162 00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:05,280 Broper. I found you in one last pinata. Awesome. Thank you so much. Yeah. It's perfect. Cool. 163 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,680 I'm gonna let me know. I'm gonna be a handout if you need it. Okay, see you. 164 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:14,880 Well, thank you for shopping at Behind the Velvet rope. We stayed up at after hours for you. 165 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:19,520 I just want to let you know what next week we're having a happy hour. Two for one. 166 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:24,480 So you should come to that. Yeah. Okay. All right. 167 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:31,120 Tasty. He's smelling like wet dog ass. 168 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:40,640 I work over at the Red Talten. So is that the free food dog Ken O'Lunkoner? 169 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:44,320 You know, we prefer canine spawn meditation retreat. 170 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:54,080 Ooh. What? It's cute. I can't talk if you like, but I know about 30 dogs with 171 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:58,720 prettier nails than either of you. I'm a cat person. 172 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:15,680 She's angry a lot. So a lot of stuff for dog party. Yeah. Well, one of my 173 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:20,480 borders had puppies last month, so she's wearing a little birthday bash. Boom. Yeah. 174 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:25,360 Do you want to come? I don't have a dog. Is that okay? 175 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:31,280 That is okay because then you're going to adopt one of the puppies. Come on. 176 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:38,160 Thanks for bringing the boxes. You're welcome. Wait. Your entire crew. 177 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:42,640 Have fun with the party. Thank you. 178 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:47,120 Do you need cups? What does everybody drink out of the same punch bowl? 179 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:53,120 You know what? Just for that, you're coming to my party. Am I now? Yes, you are. 180 00:18:53,120 --> 00:19:00,480 I'm Will. Come and book it. Emma, the flash with boobs. 181 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:09,200 Yeah. What's your address? 1768 Glendon. All right. It's Saturday, noon to three and I'll 182 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:14,880 drop and invite in the next couple days. Okay. Okay. Goodbye. 183 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:33,520 I'm not going to adopt a dog. That's what they all say. 184 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:52,320 [Music] 185 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:56,960 Goodnight, Mr. Roka. And take it easy on yourself this time. It's delicate flesh down there. 186 00:19:56,960 --> 00:20:00,800 Oh, hello, young stranger. I see you returning your adult features. 187 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,640 No, these are mine. Oh, I am here. Why don't we grab a few more for your whole being entertainment? 188 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:07,200 No, no, I don't actually need anymore. It's just fine. 189 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:13,920 Look at what I found on our doorstep. Did he come by to get some pouring pop? 190 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:18,400 He sure did, Billy. Why don't you and Marty take this horny buster brown into our video vault 191 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:22,160 where he can browse our many fine selections. Your home is a movie shop. 192 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:27,440 Oh, just the one room and it's adult DVDs and videos only. 193 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:35,280 But next week we'll be launching our live web streaming. Why, Graham? Are you sure this one doesn't 194 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:39,680 need a legal guardian to watch our movies? I might need to check some ID. 195 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:50,160 Come on, we have tons of needle smut. Come on, Marty. Take them downstairs. 196 00:20:50,160 --> 00:21:16,560 [Music] 197 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:19,280 We just got this one and you like her method dates, right? 198 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:24,240 Oh, aren't you guys a little young to be in here? Gosh, Mr. 199 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,080 We're not a couple of how to do these. 200 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,640 Porn is used to keep shiffles perverts off the streets. 201 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:33,200 Mom and Pop saved more people watch porn. They were just the last homer because couples 202 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:36,640 wouldn't get bored and go looking outside at home for several gratification. 203 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:40,000 This one's right back in there. 204 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,840 Should I all run? Give us a minute? 205 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:45,680 Oh, shucks. I didn't get to show you anything from the barely legal section. 206 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,560 Now listen to your mother. Run along. 207 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:57,040 Aren't they angels? Why I think they could run our little business better than us? 208 00:21:57,040 --> 00:22:04,000 Yeah, look, I'm sure you have a great selection here, but I just kind of want to return those and 209 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:09,600 nothing else I need for Miss. 210 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:18,160 [Music] 211 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:24,880 What is this? Well, that is a very special film young man, the contents of which 212 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:28,800 defy the logic of everything you know about lovemaking. If you watch that film, 213 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:32,880 your life will change forever. What do you mean? 214 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:37,280 That video has great power inside. Within its magnetic tape lies, 215 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:41,440 the magic that gives its viewer the power to become one of the world's greatest sexual beings. 216 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:45,360 Your endurance will never fail. Your stamina will never cease. 217 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:49,200 Your knowledge of the opposite sex will become infinite and exact. 218 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:52,560 And every woman you lie with will always be satisfied. 219 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:58,960 Many, many times over. As if you were the star of your very own, never ending on a graphic film. 220 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:05,920 I did it. It's a joke, right? Nathan called you guys and I was on my way over. 221 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:12,320 Young man, we know nothing about you or your friend. We never tell anyone who comes here about that tape. 222 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:18,080 It knows who needs help. And whatever your intimacy issues are, they will become a thing of the past. 223 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:19,840 I don't have intimacy issues. 224 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:28,560 There are three rules to obey otherwise the power of the film gives you will be lost. 225 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:32,880 One, follow the order of the women you see on the tape. You must have sex with each, 226 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:38,960 but do not skip one to move on to the next. Two, if you fail to sleep with all the women on the tape, 227 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:45,120 you will lose your gained skill and knowledge. Three, the tape must be returned exactly 30 days from 228 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:51,360 tonight. You must finish your journey by that time or all of your experiences become nothing but 229 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:58,800 memories for you and you alone. Well, now that that's a super serious ballet who is out of the way, 230 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,800 who wants an A cream? I do. 231 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:20,880 Someone sure loves that cream. Don't tease the boy. He's going to need all the energy he can get. 232 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:26,080 So, see you in a month. See you in a month. 233 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:43,040 [Music] 234 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:48,240 Hey, player. Can you help brother out? I'm looking for this club called the Propping Unicorn. 235 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:54,400 You know, somebody left these three passes on my windshield. I mean, it does that shit, right? 236 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:59,280 Anywho to make a long story short, am I even in the right motherfucking neighborhood? 237 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:04,320 Yeah, actually take a left, go to the light, take a ride, and then it'll be on your left hand side. 238 00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:09,120 So, lead. Thank you, well. I'd ask you to come along with me tonight, but um, 239 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:15,760 you got some important business to attend to. So, you hurry on home and you watch that video. 240 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,920 That shit's gone. Change your life, son. 241 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:25,920 [Laughter] 242 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,920 Peace. 243 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,920 [Laughter] 244 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,920 Weird. 245 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:37,920 Wait, how does that strange guy know my name? 246 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:41,920 [Music] 247 00:25:41,920 --> 00:26:05,920 [Music] 248 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:29,920 [Music] 249 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:37,920 [Music] 250 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:43,920 Wait, what's that mean? Oh, shit. Oh, yes. 251 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:51,920 [Music] 252 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:55,920 Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes. Wow. 253 00:26:55,920 --> 00:27:01,920 [Music] 254 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:11,920 [Music] 255 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:25,920 [Music] 256 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,920 All right, home. 257 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:31,920 And then what happened to you last night? Did you get my messages? Oh, my God. 258 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:35,920 What did you try to fuck a light socket? 259 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:41,920 No, there was, I doesn't know it's that much effort to try to lie about your kinky fetishes. 260 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:43,920 I just don't care. 261 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:47,920 Good dressed. Operation Tang Bang started with that, you buddy. 262 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,920 We got to make up for the last time. We're working out. 263 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:55,920 Sheep school for your wolf-like interior. What? 264 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:59,920 It just trusts me. We're gonna flex a little pickies. 265 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:05,920 Then you let them forward. Reach from your stiff bones to your back. 266 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:09,920 You'll extend up to the count of your pet. As you hold your belly in, 267 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:13,920 soften to your shoulder blades and reach your heels back. 268 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:15,920 How do I know? 269 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:19,920 Dude, I can't believe you made me pay 20 bucks just a fucking breath. 270 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:23,920 Are you kidding? Will you look around? This is exactly the type of good you should be nailing. 271 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,920 Flex a good. 272 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:30,920 Press one heel down at a time and open up into Vashi Stasana. 273 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:34,920 And turning the left palm forward, slide the left shoulder down the back. 274 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,920 God, no! 275 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,920 Are you okay? 276 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,920 Yeah. 277 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,920 I know you. 278 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,920 You do. 279 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:50,920 So, are you okay? 280 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:51,920 Can you finish? 281 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,920 Yeah, totally. 282 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:58,920 Are you okay? 283 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,920 Fine, just fine. 284 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,920 Let's do the second side. 285 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:04,920 Move into plank pose. 286 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,920 Please, Vashi Stasana second. 287 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:07,920 Dude, you touched me. 288 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:08,920 That's amazing. 289 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:11,920 Left hand, left foot, stacking your hips, right on top. 290 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:12,920 I love you. 291 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,920 I'm sorry. 292 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,920 Sorry. 293 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:24,920 The Masty. 294 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:25,920 Clap. 295 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:34,920 Dude, there's no way you're hitting that. 296 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:36,920 I mean, every guy in here is asked her out. 297 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:40,920 She's like Air Force One with their own F-16. 298 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,920 There's no penetrating that air space. 299 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,920 Ooh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 300 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:50,920 Come here. 301 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,920 Hey, I'm Will. 302 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:57,920 Well, falling guy, I just wanted to thank you for not kicking me out earlier. 303 00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:58,920 I'm Re. 304 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,920 I thought you did great this being your first class. 305 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,920 You noticed that, huh? 306 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,920 I don't take my students well. 307 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,920 No, that's not what I'm trying to do. 308 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,920 Then, what are you trying to do? 309 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,920 Um... 310 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:19,920 This. 311 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:26,920 Is that supposed to turn me on? 312 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:27,920 Yes. 313 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,920 Go slower, Will. 314 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:30,920 Or gentle. 315 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,920 I'm not going anywhere. 316 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:38,920 Yeah, cool. 317 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:42,920 Wait, like, we're really going to do this. 318 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,920 You want to sex with me? 319 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:50,920 [MUSIC PLAYING] 320 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:54,920 I don't want to call you tight pants girl the rest of the day. 321 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,920 Wait, what was your name? 322 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:57,920 It's Betsy. 323 00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,920 Betsy, Betsy, fit. 324 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:02,920 Did you hear that, Betsy? 325 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:09,920 Oh, Betsy. 326 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,920 Don't bet, hey, I'm going to call you Betsy. 327 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:12,920 Okay, I'll find you. 328 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:13,920 He's wide. 329 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,920 Ah, ah, ah. 330 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:20,920 Whoa. 331 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:21,920 Easy on the hips. 332 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:26,920 Use your knees. 333 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:30,920 [MUSIC PLAYING] 334 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,920 Yeah. 335 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,920 [MUSIC PLAYING] 336 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,920 No, no, no, no. 337 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:44,920 [CHEERING] 338 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,920 So nice meeting you. 339 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:49,920 Maybe I'll see you next class. 340 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:51,920 Sure. 341 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:55,920 Look, that may have been the most spectacularly amazing moment 342 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:59,920 I have to ask. 343 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:01,920 Why? 344 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:05,920 Why did you just have sex with me? 345 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,920 I have no idea. 346 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,920 But you know that move that I showed you 347 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,920 where you're using your knees more than your hips so you last 348 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:12,920 longer? 349 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:13,920 Keep working on that. 350 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:19,920 [MUSIC PLAYING] 351 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,920 No. 352 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,920 He's my ride. 353 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,920 No, must stay. 354 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,920 You must stay. 355 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,920 You're pinna treat your airspace. 356 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,920 Oh, my God, oh, my God. 357 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,920 Yeah, um. 358 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,920 How? 359 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:39,920 How? 360 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,920 Just one of those things. 361 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,920 No, one of those things is in a porno. 362 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:45,920 You say five words to a girl who won't go out with anybody 363 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,920 and you're plowing her. 364 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:51,920 You made a deal with the devil and I want an in on it. 365 00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,920 See, then, I gotta tell you, I've never been that good. 366 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:57,920 This is the best sex of my life and it was all my doing. 367 00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:01,920 Seriously, I finished and I was ready to go again right then and there. 368 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,920 I've been doing it 30 minutes. 369 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,920 I've never lasted that long. 370 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,920 This is one of the decision I had to read. 371 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:09,920 The legs are up in my head. 372 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:10,920 Okay, okay, okay. 373 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:11,920 Okay, let's do it. 374 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,920 Okay, okay, listen, listen to me. 375 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:14,920 Listen to me. 376 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:15,920 If you want to continue to talk about those stuff, 377 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,920 then you're going to need to tweet it because if you talk to me 378 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:19,920 about it right now, I'm going to be able to drive this car 379 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:20,920 without any hands. 380 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,920 I have a boner. 381 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:23,920 Mm, didn't need that. 382 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,920 It was fluke sex. 383 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:29,920 Once in a millennium, a guy finds a girl who was that sad 384 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,920 and desperate and today was that day and you were that guy 385 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:36,920 and she was that girl and that is how that happened. 386 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,920 It has probably right now. 387 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,920 Hey, you might want to sanitize this. 388 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:41,920 Oh, come on. 389 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:42,920 Come on. 390 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:58,920 [music] 391 00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:00,920 There he is. 392 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,920 My yucky hammer. 393 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:06,920 Hey, what, I was supposed to keep most of my 394 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,920 mental sexual experience of your life in secret. 395 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:09,920 Yeah. 396 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:10,920 You hungry? 397 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:14,920 I could make you one of my classic chocologies. 398 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:15,920 I'm okay. 399 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,920 Wait, you're staying here tonight? 400 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:24,920 What'd you do to slash mom's tires so you can't drive anywhere? 401 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,920 Did I think I'll call you? 402 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:27,920 Dad. 403 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:32,920 She needed no times anyway. 404 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,920 Bob, stop the mail there. 405 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:42,920 Invitation to something. 406 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,920 Nice. 407 00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:49,920 Hey, that was work. 408 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:54,920 The usual. 409 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:59,920 You ever thought that maybe it's time for a career upgrade? 410 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:00,920 How so? 411 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:06,920 My boss at the comic book company, he's looking for new ideas and wants me to pitch. 412 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:11,920 Now we both know that you're an English major with a completely useless degree in creative writing, 413 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,920 but you do have good taste in comics. 414 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,920 So here's the idea. 415 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:17,920 New hatches story. 416 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,920 I'll do the art and dress it up a little bit. 417 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:24,920 We'll go in, get a little razzle, basil on, and boom. 418 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:28,920 Soon kids have our ship on their wall. 419 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:29,920 Oh, no. 420 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,920 Selling parties of blood. 421 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:32,920 Got it. 422 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:33,920 Got it. 423 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:34,920 Selling parties of blood. 424 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,920 Is it already comics? 425 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:37,920 Yeah. 426 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,920 I mean, yeah, I know. 427 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,920 But don't rehash that Sergeant's other idea. 428 00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:47,920 That story puts the sucks and boy, this shitty story sucks. 429 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:51,920 The second Slyther has truth-serve that shoots from his veins. 430 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:58,920 But let's have learn this and we see the powers. 431 00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:08,920 [MUSIC] 432 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:18,920 [SOUND] 433 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:28,920 [MUSIC] 434 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:52,920 [MUSIC] 435 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,920 Here for the party. 436 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:59,920 Hey, yeah, I'm invited. 437 00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:03,920 But you don't have a dog. 438 00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:05,920 Right. 439 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:09,920 That's not why I'm here. 440 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:11,920 Right. 441 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,920 We'll have a good time. 442 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:18,920 Watch your step. 443 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:28,920 [MUSIC] 444 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:33,920 Small like pool. 445 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:48,920 [MUSIC] 446 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:49,920 Hi there. 447 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:50,920 I'm Meredith. 448 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:54,920 Emma told me you might want to take one of my babies to a happy home. 449 00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:55,920 Hi, I'm Will. 450 00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:57,920 Sorry, I got my mouth stuffed as yours. 451 00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:58,920 Really good. 452 00:37:58,920 --> 00:37:59,920 Oh, they should be. 453 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:00,920 They're dog treats. 454 00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:07,920 Here's your new dog. 455 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,920 [MUSIC] 456 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,920 There's a lot of shiny coat. 457 00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:16,920 Oh, it's right down the hall. 458 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:21,920 It was nice to meet you. 459 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:31,920 [MUSIC] 460 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:35,920 [SOUND] 461 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,920 Hey, Will. 462 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,920 You're a dog longer too, huh? 463 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:45,920 [LAUGH] 464 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:49,920 Ah, you smell that Will. 465 00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,920 That's right, son. 466 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:53,920 New cars smell. 467 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:57,920 That little procedure that I'm cold and got 10 years back in Beverly Hills. 468 00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:58,920 They can give you anything. 469 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,920 You can imagine. 470 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,920 Yeah, think about the money I save on air freshen, huh? 471 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,920 [LAUGH] 472 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,920 Hey, Will, you know that, go Meredith? 473 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:10,920 You're going to have to fuck her. 474 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,920 She's next on the tape. 475 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:18,920 Remember, this is off a gen. 476 00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,920 Neither name the last eye to be letting me know Will. 477 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:28,920 [LAUGH] 478 00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:33,920 [SOUND] 479 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:46,920 Hi, I got distracted and he ate some goodies off my plate and it didn't go well with his stomach and then me. 480 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:50,920 I'm just, I'm just not like my fault. 481 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,920 I don't know if it's any puke. 482 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:56,920 It's a general. 483 00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:57,920 My is. 484 00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:58,920 Right. 485 00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:00,920 Well, the bathroom is yours, don't you? 486 00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,920 It's real. 487 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,920 [MUSIC] 488 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,920 I think he's really lucky to have you. 489 00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,920 Oh, how so? 490 00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,920 You've been pretty. 491 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:17,920 Oh, that is so fucking cute. 492 00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:21,920 [MUSIC] 493 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,920 He tastes like dog biscuits. 494 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:24,920 Sorry. 495 00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,920 Wait, do you know what dog biscuits taste like? 496 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:31,920 [MUSIC] 497 00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,920 I'm going to pick her up. 498 00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:36,920 [MUSIC] 499 00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:37,920 Meredith, is that you? 500 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:38,920 Yeah. 501 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,920 [MUSIC] 502 00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:42,920 You okay? 503 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:43,920 Never better. 504 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:47,920 [MUSIC] 505 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,920 Okay, I'll just see the head panel. 506 00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:51,920 I'm coming. 507 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:52,920 Coming. 508 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:53,920 So. 509 00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:55,920 [MUSIC] 510 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,920 She's okay. 511 00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:01,920 [MUSIC] 512 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:02,920 I just love this. 513 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,920 I love this, but it's been so, so much. 514 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,920 You got a couple, you got it. 515 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:09,920 Later. 516 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:19,920 [MUSIC] 517 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:25,920 That's lovely. 518 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,920 Lovely. 519 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:29,920 Lovely. 520 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:31,920 That's great. 521 00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:32,920 Oh. 522 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:38,920 Honey, did you not notice that I crossed the finish line and that saved more than 523 00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:39,920 the last one? 524 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,920 Right, no, I'm happy about that. 525 00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:44,920 I just, I have to get really good at this sex thing really fast. 526 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,920 Is that's good? 527 00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:49,920 Long story with a not happy ending for right now? 528 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:50,920 Hmm. 529 00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:51,920 Wow. 530 00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:57,920 Whoever she is, she's one lucky little girl. 531 00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,920 But can I get used for the last? 532 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:01,920 Please. 533 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,920 Okay. 534 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,920 Let the woman leave the race. 535 00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:07,920 She'll let you know when it's kind of sprint. 536 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:11,920 See, I've been divorced for two years and I will start and I think there was a lot 537 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,920 prohibiting 35 year olds having sex, right? 538 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:15,920 No. 539 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:16,920 You kidding me? 540 00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:20,920 You can have your love, you can do with you. 541 00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:24,920 You are such a little fucking nymph. 542 00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:34,920 I'm gonna box you up, but I am not giving you a discount on my dogs. 543 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,920 She'll want. 544 00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:41,920 She'll probably go out there and it's been talking about you all day. 545 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:42,920 What? 546 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:45,920 I want to tell if you don't. 547 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:52,920 Would your baby get sick and eat all day? 548 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:53,920 Hmm. 549 00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:57,920 Why do you smell like new carbs? 550 00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:58,920 Oh my god. 551 00:42:58,920 --> 00:42:59,920 Oh my god. 552 00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:00,920 Oh my god. 553 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:01,920 Everyone eat. 554 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:02,920 I'm so sorry. 555 00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:03,920 I'm gonna go. 556 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,920 Fogo got into one of the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, 557 00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:07,920 the, the, the, the, the. 558 00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:08,920 I'm gonna go. 559 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:09,920 I really want to hang out. 560 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,920 I want you to hang out with me too. 561 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:13,920 Well, here he is. 562 00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:15,920 Will you ready for you? 563 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,920 Just lightly discussed. 564 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:21,920 You are adopting one of the puppies of it is so great. 565 00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:22,920 Yeah. 566 00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:23,920 Yeah. 567 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:27,920 Well, he's already passed my, uh, door row background check. 568 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:31,920 So I just needed to deposit a $300 and then he's all yours to take on. 569 00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:32,920 But it's so great. 570 00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:33,920 I'm so, 571 00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:37,920 [MUSIC] 572 00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:41,920 [SOUND] 573 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,920 [SOUND] 574 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:46,920 Don't you have to, uh, go. 575 00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:47,920 Go. 576 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,920 Your ranks are waiting for you outside. 577 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:56,920 You should call me like for the dog or anything really. 578 00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:59,920 I mean, just call me. 579 00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:01,920 Great. 580 00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:02,920 Okay. 581 00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:03,920 Okay. 582 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:04,920 Coles. 583 00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:05,920 Right. 584 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:09,920 Did you see the way she was looking at you? 585 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,920 She undressed you with her stare. 586 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,920 [SOUND] 587 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,920 But then again, you do have a wait with women, don't you? 588 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:19,920 [SOUND] 589 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,920 You're gonna have a buck for this ball of her? 590 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,920 Yeah, I'll need to check and then you can pay for the rest of the next 10 591 00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:25,920 business days. 592 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,920 So nice to meet you. 593 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:32,920 [SOUND] 594 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,920 Can you shoot into it? 595 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:35,920 I hope so. 596 00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:36,920 Jesus. 597 00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:45,920 [MUSIC] 598 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:46,920 Hey dad. 599 00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:47,920 You mean a new room? 600 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,920 Sorry, I'm listening to your mom talk on her cell phone. 601 00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,920 Did you realize she waxes down there now? 602 00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:54,920 Okay dad. 603 00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:56,920 How can you listen to mom's conversations? 604 00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,920 It's just a basic goal to trans better. 605 00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:04,920 I followed her to lunch and when she got up to go to the bathroom, I walked over her table. 606 00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:06,920 Dropped it at her purse. 607 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:10,920 Now, over the bag goes, the buck goes, and I hear everything. 608 00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,920 Wait, she's getting another call. 609 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,920 I, the reception is better to the closer I am. 610 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,920 So I'm gonna tell her car. 611 00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:18,920 Is this getting that hand? 612 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,920 No, I made the left. 613 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:21,920 He's almost way home. 614 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:22,920 He bought a pizza. 615 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:23,920 It should be here in a second. 616 00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:24,920 You have cash to pay for, right? 617 00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:25,920 [LAUGH] 618 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:34,920 I was just thinking our apartment could use a good guard dog. 619 00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,920 Okay dad, this is not your apartment. 620 00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:38,920 Okay, bye. 621 00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,920 Just you and me. 622 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,920 Did you see what Santa Paul is, Brucken? 623 00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:45,920 All right. 624 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:50,920 Maybe you're here. 625 00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:52,920 Get Slim Juice. 626 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:56,920 One for you, one for me. 627 00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:02,920 I got you some alltoids 'cause you got stank breath. 628 00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:13,920 And I got me a Snickers bar 'cause I need some strength. 629 00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:16,920 Hey, Tony and she's pizza, your total's 15, 20 times. 630 00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:17,920 Yeah, can you hold on for a couple minutes? 631 00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,920 I got a word of this isn't here. 632 00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:21,920 'Tis pizza, I don't want to pay for it. 633 00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:25,920 Listen dude, I've got six pike in the car that needs to be delivered in a half an hour. 634 00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:27,920 And if they don't get there in time, then it's my ass. 635 00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:32,920 And if it's my ass, then it's your ass. 636 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:33,920 Your ass. 637 00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:34,920 Oh boy. 638 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:41,920 [LAUGH] 639 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,920 Do you know what my favorite Tonya needs is? 640 00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:45,920 Shut the dark. 641 00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:46,920 Sausage. 642 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:51,920 Oh, shut your filthy face and let's get to the center of my tootsie power. 643 00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:59,920 [MUSIC] 644 00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:00,920 Big boy. 645 00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:05,920 [MUSIC] 646 00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:06,920 Uh-oh. 647 00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:20,920 [MUSIC] 648 00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:24,920 Hey, hey, get out there. 649 00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:29,920 You could be here to keep the standing turret, burglar. 650 00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:36,920 [MUSIC] 651 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:37,920 What? 652 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,920 You're being the sausage, I speak to girl. 653 00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:42,920 Actually, she bang me, and you should take me. 654 00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:43,920 It's over 15 bucks. 655 00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:44,920 What the? 656 00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:48,920 You were going to tell me what's going on here. 657 00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:52,920 Explain to yourself, you've got women throwing themselves at you. 658 00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:57,920 Your dick has become some sort of currency, so it begs the question, what the fuck man? 659 00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,920 All the tape. 660 00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:00,920 What tape? 661 00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:01,920 Let me see her. 662 00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:05,920 Was it some sort of self-help thing that helps you hypnotize women that normally wouldn't 663 00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:07,920 breed the air within 50 feet of you? 664 00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:08,920 Thanks. 665 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:11,920 No, it actually has magical powers and makes me like a sex god. 666 00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:17,920 Literally washed it, a bunch of women's faces flashed across the screen, and now I'm sleeping with a new woman practically. 667 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:18,920 Every time I leave the house. 668 00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:20,920 Oh shit. 669 00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:23,920 Who was he even free pizza? 670 00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:28,920 All right, fun. 671 00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:30,920 You have heard of the DVD player, yeah? 672 00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:37,920 Yeah, I'm saving up for one of those Gervier track cassette players I keep talking about. 673 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:38,920 She's a little chunky. 674 00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:40,920 Wade's like 60 pounds. 675 00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,920 You're avoiding the subject and you're holding up a lot. 676 00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:44,920 Yeah, yeah, these women are smoking. 677 00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:45,920 They were there. 678 00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:46,920 They were there. 679 00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:47,920 They were there. 680 00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:50,920 Yeah, it makes me feel better to know that you're just still lucky to smell a lot. 681 00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:53,920 Yeah, that didn't do it right last. 682 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:57,920 Nathan, I swear, this tape and the women that are on it, I'm supposed to sleep with them all. 683 00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:02,920 So that I can get back to Jen because I'll be a better lover. 684 00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:11,920 Frank, you give me late and I'll believe you. 685 00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:14,920 How? 686 00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:32,920 Where's this magic of yours? 687 00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:33,920 Okay, you're not listening. 688 00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:34,920 Show me the magic. 689 00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:35,920 You're not listening. 690 00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,920 I told you I can't have sex with any woman I touch. 691 00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,920 How do you know? 692 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:43,920 Have you even touched a girl that's not on this magical videotape that only you can see? 693 00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:48,920 No, but no, no, you haven't. 694 00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:54,920 You're going to go out there and you're going to shake hands if anything which moves, so we're going to have an origin. 695 00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,920 I'm saying I'll believe you. 696 00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:59,920 We're not having an origin. 697 00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:01,920 We're having an origin. 698 00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:06,920 Go. 699 00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:13,920 I can't get away. 700 00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:20,920 I can't get away. 701 00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:25,920 I can't get away. 702 00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:26,920 Sorry. 703 00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:33,920 I'm going to do something else. 704 00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:38,920 Hi. 705 00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:39,920 Hi. 706 00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:40,920 Hi. 707 00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:42,920 What's your name? 708 00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:43,920 Brianna. 709 00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:44,920 Hi, Brianna. 710 00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:45,920 Hi. 711 00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:47,920 Wanna have an orgy? 712 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:48,920 Yes. 713 00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:51,920 I thought you'd never ask. 714 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,920 Okay. 715 00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:59,920 Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no. 716 00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:01,920 You're in the wrong order on the tape. 717 00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:02,920 What? 718 00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:04,920 Oh, you're still out of order. 719 00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:05,920 God, that's nice. 720 00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:06,920 Order. 721 00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:08,920 There is no order when you orgy. 722 00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:09,920 You just orgy. 723 00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:10,920 Yes, of course. 724 00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:12,920 You should meet me in the bathroom. 725 00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:13,920 Uh-huh. 726 00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:16,920 Last stolen the left and I'll be right in and I'll give you a nice orgy. 727 00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:17,920 You promise? 728 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:18,920 Yes, I'll. 729 00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:19,920 Okay. 730 00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:20,920 Go. 731 00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:21,920 Bye. 732 00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:25,920 Puck. 733 00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:28,920 Boom, bitch. 734 00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:29,920 Make it. 735 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:30,920 Make it. 736 00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:31,920 Make it. 737 00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:32,920 Make it. 738 00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,920 Oh, there he is. 739 00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:36,920 Hey, where's my hair on? 740 00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:37,920 There's no time for small doctors. 741 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,920 I'll be in the bathroom last on the left. 742 00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:42,920 Don't feel the lights and don't open your mouth until you're done. 743 00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:47,920 The tape works. 744 00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:57,920 [MUSIC] 745 00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:02,920 This is a take over. 746 00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,920 The take over. 747 00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:07,920 I'm chasing her. 748 00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,920 Not hostile but so will be one. 749 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,920 This is a master piece. 750 00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:14,920 Our passions piece. 751 00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:15,920 Our finish. 752 00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:16,920 And then I'll be done. 753 00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:18,920 This is a take over. 754 00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:23,920 I'll taste I learned to like when my numbers were low. 755 00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:27,920 This is a master piece of vast release. 756 00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:30,920 I'd stay what you want me to go. 757 00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:32,920 Wait, who's this? 758 00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:37,920 I'm jumping my jaw with a nerve. 759 00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:41,920 It aches like she's reaching inside me. 760 00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:48,920 And melting my heart. 761 00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:51,920 It's hopeless. 762 00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:56,920 So now it's a take over my safe and sure. 763 00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:59,920 The place by a fear that you run. 764 00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:02,920 She is a master piece. 765 00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:03,920 Our perfect piece. 766 00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:04,920 Our perfect piece. 767 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,920 She knows no one. 768 00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:08,920 Look him. 769 00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:11,920 Look at the changing trick. 770 00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:12,920 Who's that? 771 00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:13,920 No! 772 00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:15,920 You're getting a pig bearing to look. 773 00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:16,920 Get. 774 00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:18,920 [MUSIC] 775 00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:19,920 No! 776 00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:28,920 [MUSIC] 777 00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:33,920 [MUSIC] 778 00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,920 Hell no. 779 00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:46,920 [MUSIC] 780 00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:56,920 [MUSIC] 781 00:53:56,920 --> 00:54:16,920 [MUSIC] 782 00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:17,920 Yeah, that's it. 783 00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:18,920 I'm on the beam. 784 00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:21,920 I'm not going to water it. 785 00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:25,920 Oh yeah, no, that's it. 786 00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:29,920 Oh yeah, yeah, make that today. 787 00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:30,920 Be a crumble. 788 00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:34,920 I've been my lady. 789 00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:35,920 Here we go. 790 00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:37,920 Don't you ever talk to me? 791 00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:39,920 Tell your don. 792 00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:43,920 Yeah, you can't break my bum in there. 793 00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:48,920 [MUSIC] 794 00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:51,920 Yeah, I'll save and show. 795 00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:54,920 Replace by a fear that you run. 796 00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:56,920 He is a master piece. 797 00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,920 I'll perfect peace. 798 00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:03,920 I hope that she knows I'm no one. 799 00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:19,920 [MUSIC] 800 00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:44,920 [MUSIC] 801 00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:47,920 Here you go. 802 00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,920 [MUSIC] 803 00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:50,920 Hi. 804 00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:52,920 Good afternoon, checking in. 805 00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:53,920 Yeah. 806 00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:55,920 Actually, we have an appointment with Emma. 807 00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,920 Yes, Mr. Hembury. 808 00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:03,920 You're a party a few weeks ago. 809 00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,920 Yes. 810 00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:07,920 This is the pub that you adopted. 811 00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:08,920 Yes. 812 00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:10,920 Do you mind if I hold them? 813 00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:12,920 I should have a drink. 814 00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:17,920 I'm confused. 815 00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:19,920 Oh, you're just a little lover. 816 00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:20,920 Are you? 817 00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:21,920 Yes, you are. 818 00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:22,920 What's his name? 819 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:23,920 Doesn't have one yet. 820 00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:24,920 Got a couple ideas. 821 00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:27,920 [MUSIC] 822 00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:31,920 That's pretty much it. 823 00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:32,920 Hey, Will. 824 00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:33,920 Hey. 825 00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:34,920 Are you ready? 826 00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:36,920 Yeah, let's do it. 827 00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:39,920 I mean, ready for the appointment. 828 00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:40,920 Not doing it. 829 00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:41,920 That's not what I mean. 830 00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:44,920 Whatever you're doing, if it is, it might not sex. 831 00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:46,920 It's definitely not sex. 832 00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:48,920 We're ready to be girl. 833 00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:51,920 Yeah, well, let's go. 834 00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:53,920 [LAUGH] 835 00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:55,920 I see you later. 836 00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:57,920 You and you little dog. 837 00:56:57,920 --> 00:56:59,920 So how are you? 838 00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:00,920 Great. 839 00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:01,920 You? 840 00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:02,920 Great. 841 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:03,920 Good. 842 00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:06,920 Sorry. 843 00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:07,920 For what? 844 00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:09,920 I want to kiss you. 845 00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:11,920 Okay, so then do it. 846 00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:13,920 No, I can't do that because then that will lead to the things 847 00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:14,920 since they can't do yet. 848 00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:16,920 Meaning it's too soon? 849 00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:21,920 Not exactly. 850 00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:23,920 I have issues. 851 00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:27,920 I'm going to go grim flash now. 852 00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:28,920 Flash. 853 00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:29,920 It fits. 854 00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:32,920 Oh, the flash. 855 00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:34,920 Oh, the flash. 856 00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:36,920 Oh, my gosh. 857 00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:42,920 [MUSIC] 858 00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:49,920 I've got a couple hours free, so do I want to get some food? 859 00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:50,920 No. 860 00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:53,920 I can just leave flash here. 861 00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:58,920 I'm, but you know, someplace like really public, you know, 862 00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:03,920 low lit, quarble, so this is served. 863 00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:04,920 Yeah. 864 00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:06,920 [SOUND] 865 00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:07,920 Yeah. 866 00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:12,920 [MUSIC] 867 00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:24,920 You let your hair shine like a piffy's movie star. 868 00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:27,920 Still chew on it, kind of like a little girl. 869 00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:32,920 You take your time when the top's down in your car. 870 00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:37,920 But still hit in your gas when you want to see the world. 871 00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:41,920 Your everything, your everything, your girls should ever be. 872 00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:45,920 Your everything, everything to me. 873 00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:50,920 Your everything, your everything, your everything in the sense and 874 00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:57,920 your everything, your everything to me. 875 00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:04,920 You like to stay home with a little boy Chinese and then drag me out. 876 00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:07,920 Suddenly you got a day. 877 00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:12,920 You're happy when you're feeling safe and so happy, but you die 878 00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:17,920 not a plane if you ever got a chance. 879 00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:20,920 Holy moly, look who it is kids. 880 00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:23,920 Oh, call me old fashioned and I think you're a little old to be playing with 881 00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:24,920 teddy bears, young man. 882 00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:26,920 Well, Mr. that's my study bear. 883 00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:27,920 Glad I have it. 884 00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:28,920 Oh, you can't. 885 00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:31,920 He's just a shame because he likes it. 886 00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:32,920 [LAUGH] 887 00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:33,920 How do you know that? 888 00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:36,920 Oh, well, we've been spying on you for days now. 889 00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:41,920 It's something we like to do together as a family to make sure you're following 890 00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:43,920 all the rules of the tape. 891 00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:46,920 And boy, have you that penis of yours probably feels like it's ready to drop 892 00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:47,920 off if I write kids? 893 00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:49,920 He's a slut, man. 894 00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:50,920 Sure is, Marty. 895 00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:51,920 Which brings us to Emma. 896 00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:54,920 What a spectacular piece of you know what she is. 897 00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:56,920 She gives me what dreams. 898 00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:57,920 [LAUGH] 899 00:59:57,920 --> 00:59:59,920 Oh, we just look at the time. 900 00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:02,920 Well, we'd love to stick around well, but we have plenty of shop you can do before we go home to 901 01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:03,920 cash the lower and 12-show. 902 01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:05,920 Come on, kids. 903 01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:07,920 Keep up the fine boning. 904 01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:14,920 [MUSIC] 905 01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:17,920 Thank you for waiting. 906 01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:18,920 Small letter. 907 01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:23,920 So I was thinking since we're already here and I kind of need a pair of jeans. 908 01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:26,920 So anymore, yes, I will be the dressing room boyfriend. 909 01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:28,920 Oh, sorry about that. 910 01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:31,920 No, it's just that it's only our first date. 911 01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:33,920 It's a date. 912 01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:37,920 Well, you did pay for the amazingly decadent mall food, so. 913 01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:40,920 Ah, I can do better than mall food. 914 01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:44,920 Well, I'm pretty sure that you'll have a chance to prove that. 915 01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:52,920 [MUSIC] 916 01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:54,920 Hey, oh, you said one pair of jeans. 917 01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:59,920 You know, it would be to scolite your responsible for me to ignore these incredible deals. 918 01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:00,920 Oh, okay. 919 01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:01,920 It would. 920 01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:03,920 I'll be right back. 921 01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:05,920 Yeah, right. 922 01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:07,920 I'll be the decaying skeleton in the leather jacket. 923 01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:09,920 Okay, have fun. 924 01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:15,920 [MUSIC] 925 01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:16,920 Yes. 926 01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:19,920 [MUSIC] 927 01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:21,920 Can I help you find a size? 928 01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:23,920 Yeah, looking for a 31. 929 01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:24,920 Okay. 930 01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:26,920 [MUSIC] 931 01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:29,920 Why don't you try these on and while you're in the dressing room, I'll find that size for you. 932 01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:30,920 Great. 933 01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:32,920 About Michelle. 934 01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:35,920 Can you set them up with a room? 935 01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:37,920 Absolutely, right this way, sir. 936 01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:39,920 Oh, shit. 937 01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:40,920 Oh, shit. 938 01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:45,920 [MUSIC] 939 01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:47,920 Oh, shit. 940 01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:51,920 [MUSIC] 941 01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:54,920 Give me a shout if you need anything. 942 01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:55,920 We'll do. 943 01:01:55,920 --> 01:02:05,920 [MUSIC] 944 01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:06,920 What are you doing? 945 01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:13,920 I was, I just, I get him first. 946 01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:18,920 You stand guard. 947 01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:20,920 How's everything going in there? 948 01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:21,920 I don't know. 949 01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:22,920 I don't need anything. 950 01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:23,920 You can just do it. 951 01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:24,920 Let me just help you here. 952 01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:25,920 Okay, you're there. 953 01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:26,920 Oh, seriously. 954 01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:28,920 I can't do this right now, can you? 955 01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:30,920 Can I come back with you, please? 956 01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:31,920 No, don't do it. 957 01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:32,920 Jesus. 958 01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:33,920 These are full. 959 01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:36,920 Try the rins on the other section. 960 01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:42,920 [MUSIC] 961 01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:44,920 Well. 962 01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:50,920 [MUSIC] 963 01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:52,920 Yes, sir. 964 01:02:52,920 --> 01:03:00,920 [MUSIC] 965 01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:03,920 Excuse me, did you see a guy with a teddy bear going in there? 966 01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:04,920 No. 967 01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:05,920 No, guys here. 968 01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:06,920 None. 969 01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:08,920 All of this fun. 970 01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:10,920 That is maintenance. 971 01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:11,920 Human, baby. 972 01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:12,920 Human. 973 01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:15,920 She's, there's a rat running. 974 01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:17,920 Oh, rampant through this room. 975 01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:18,920 Yeah, she's aggressive. 976 01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:19,920 It's huge. 977 01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:20,920 Okay. 978 01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:22,920 Okay, just, yeah. 979 01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:23,920 Thanks. 980 01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:25,920 Have a nice day. 981 01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:28,920 Don't forget to fill out a comment card. 982 01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:31,920 [MUSIC] 983 01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:34,920 Well, crazy hack guy. 984 01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:35,920 What the hell are you doing here? 985 01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:36,920 The fuck you think I'm doing? 986 01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:37,920 Well, I'm buying jeans. 987 01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:38,920 Anybody, what? 988 01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:41,920 Um, these think me look less black? 989 01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:43,920 I can't talk to you right now. 990 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:45,920 All right, play a fine. 991 01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:47,920 You go be with Emma. 992 01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:50,920 Do you remember who the fuck you're doing all this all for? 993 01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:51,920 Okay, look, I don't want to do any more. 994 01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:53,920 And I know what the rules of the table are. 995 01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:55,920 You never keep popping up all over the place and telling me. 996 01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:58,920 Oh, geez, I'm going to use a little bit to you today. 997 01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:00,920 Oh, well, one more thing. 998 01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:05,920 Thank you. 999 01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:10,920 [LAUGH] 1000 01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:12,920 [LAUGH] 1001 01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:16,920 I have to be hung in the dumb and full of calm. 1002 01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:18,920 Yeah, I've got to work. 1003 01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:19,920 I play. 1004 01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:25,920 Yeah. 1005 01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:26,920 Hey, hello. 1006 01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:27,920 Where are you? 1007 01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:28,920 I was looking everywhere for you. 1008 01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:31,920 I was, um, you know, people in the malls who have you 1009 01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:33,920 do the surveys for 20 bucks? 1010 01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:34,920 Yeah. 1011 01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:35,920 I was doing one of those. 1012 01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:36,920 What about? 1013 01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:38,920 How I feel about malls surveys. 1014 01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:42,920 Hmm, how do you feel about malls surveys? 1015 01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:43,920 I do not like that. 1016 01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:44,920 Really? 1017 01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:46,920 Didn't like that answer, so they didn't give me 20 bucks. 1018 01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:49,920 Do you want to take our teddy bear and go do the go cars? 1019 01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:50,920 Oh, sorry. 1020 01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:51,920 Oh, hi. 1021 01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:52,920 Jen. 1022 01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:53,920 Emma. 1023 01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:55,920 Emma, Jen, Jen, Emma. 1024 01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:57,920 Hi, nice to meet you. 1025 01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:00,920 What's up with the teddy bear? 1026 01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:02,920 You were never in just stuffed animals. 1027 01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:07,920 So how do you do know each other? 1028 01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:10,920 I was whose girlfriend. 1029 01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:11,920 Oh, yeah. 1030 01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:15,920 Well, thank you for letting you go. 1031 01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:18,920 I think he's a keeper. 1032 01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:20,920 So how's Steve? 1033 01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:21,920 Um, I'm not with Steve. 1034 01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:22,920 I know. 1035 01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:23,920 I know. 1036 01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:24,920 I know. 1037 01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:25,920 I know. 1038 01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:27,920 I know. 1039 01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:28,920 We should probably. 1040 01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:29,920 It was good seeing you. 1041 01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:30,920 OK? 1042 01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:32,920 Take care of yourself. 1043 01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:34,920 Um, how awesome are you? 1044 01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:35,920 Oh, my God. 1045 01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:38,920 You were so loud and addressing you when you were having sex 1046 01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:39,920 with that guy. 1047 01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:43,920 If I were the manager, you would so be fired. 1048 01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:44,920 Wait. 1049 01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:46,920 Why did we have sex with that guy again? 1050 01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:48,920 I don't know. 1051 01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:51,920 And what's up with that teddy bear? 1052 01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:53,920 It was kind of kinky. 1053 01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:54,920 It was like a three-seven. 1054 01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:56,920 Oh, hi. 1055 01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:57,920 Hi. 1056 01:05:57,920 --> 01:05:58,920 Hi. 1057 01:05:58,920 --> 01:05:59,920 Hi. 1058 01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:02,920 Would you like to try and appear of our new rich and skinny corner voice? 1059 01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:03,920 Mmm. 1060 01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:06,920 Absef friggin' lately. 1061 01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:09,920 Right. 1062 01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:11,920 It's OK. 1063 01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:13,920 All right. 1064 01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:14,920 There you go. 1065 01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:15,920 Thank you. 1066 01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:17,920 I mean, if you need an other size or anything. 1067 01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:20,920 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1068 01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:45,920 Dude, man, you are fucking stallion up. 1069 01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:47,920 I've been black stallion. 1070 01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:49,920 Fuck the shit out of her. 1071 01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:50,920 Unbelievable. 1072 01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:51,920 Just rail that chicken. 1073 01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:52,920 Oh, my God. 1074 01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:53,920 What the-- 1075 01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:54,920 I will be there. 1076 01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:55,920 No, I mean. 1077 01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:56,920 What the fuck? 1078 01:06:56,920 --> 01:06:57,920 Will you put it away? 1079 01:06:57,920 --> 01:06:58,920 Put away-- 1080 01:06:58,920 --> 01:06:59,920 Oh, my God. 1081 01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:01,920 What the hell are you doing here? 1082 01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:03,920 I want that video. 1083 01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:08,920 In exchange, I won't tell your boss or your wife what you've been doing. 1084 01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:12,920 Um, it's OK if I make you a copy. 1085 01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:13,920 Yeah. 1086 01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:15,920 Can I finish? 1087 01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:17,920 Ugh. 1088 01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:21,920 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1089 01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:22,920 I had a really great time. 1090 01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:23,920 Me too. 1091 01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:26,920 And now we have this awesome first date story to tell our kids, 1092 01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:27,920 don't we? 1093 01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:28,920 And a really cool name for our dog. 1094 01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:30,920 But you're a dog. 1095 01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:31,920 Of course. 1096 01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:32,920 I can't go home with you. 1097 01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:33,920 I know. 1098 01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:34,920 I mean, I want to. 1099 01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:35,920 I want you to. 1100 01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:35,920 I can't. 1101 01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:38,920 I mean, because, you know, it has to feel right. 1102 01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:39,920 It will be. 1103 01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:40,920 Yeah. 1104 01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:42,920 Yeah. 1105 01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:44,920 I'm not usually like this. 1106 01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:47,920 Something bigger is that play here. 1107 01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:48,920 Like what? 1108 01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:50,920 They get media. 1109 01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:51,920 Right. 1110 01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:52,920 Fate. 1111 01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:53,920 Fate. 1112 01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:55,920 So when do I see you again? 1113 01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:57,920 Um, it's our night. 1114 01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:00,920 Is that the previously alluded to second date? 1115 01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:01,920 Yeah, something like that. 1116 01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:03,920 There's somewhere I have to be. 1117 01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:06,920 And I'd like for you to join me. 1118 01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:07,920 OK. 1119 01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:08,920 OK. 1120 01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:09,920 Bye. 1121 01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:09,920 Bye. 1122 01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:21,920 I can't believe I'm waiting to have sex with you. 1123 01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:22,920 Neither. 1124 01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:23,920 Bye. 1125 01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:26,920 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1126 01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:27,920 Bye. 1127 01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:30,920 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1128 01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:33,920 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1129 01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:58,920 I'm reading. 1130 01:08:59,920 --> 01:09:01,920 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1131 01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:02,920 Damnit. 1132 01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:04,920 Chill out, Tito. 1133 01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:06,920 Whose hair is on fire? 1134 01:09:06,920 --> 01:09:07,920 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1135 01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:08,920 What? 1136 01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:10,920 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1137 01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:12,920 Where is he? 1138 01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:18,920 That's what Elle means. 1139 01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:19,920 Come in. 1140 01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:21,920 Can I fix you a warm glass to have to have the fuck out? 1141 01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:25,920 I think they're like, "Well, OK. 1142 01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:28,920 So not only do you have a new girlfriend, a laser, 1143 01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:30,920 and cheating on her already, what are you talking about? 1144 01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:33,920 I overheard those sluts them all, the one that you were sleeping with. 1145 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:35,920 OK, look, it's not what you think. 1146 01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:36,920 Really? 1147 01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:38,920 Because I think that you become a whore. 1148 01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:39,920 A whore. 1149 01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:40,920 What? 1150 01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:42,920 What do you hook up with me? 1151 01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:43,920 So why do you care who I sleep with? 1152 01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:45,920 And why do I give a fuck whatever the hell you think? 1153 01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:46,920 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1154 01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:47,920 I just-- 1155 01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:49,920 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1156 01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:51,920 I-- 1157 01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:54,920 I want you to teach me everything. 1158 01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:55,920 I'm crazy. 1159 01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:57,920 I think you have a little bit of a-- 1160 01:09:57,920 --> 01:10:00,920 [LAUGHTER] 1161 01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:01,920 I don't-- 1162 01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:03,920 Well, I'm really-- 1163 01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:04,920 There's no-- 1164 01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:06,920 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1165 01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:09,920 Please, Jim. 1166 01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:10,920 How's your work? 1167 01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:11,920 I've seen boobies before. 1168 01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:13,920 Oh, come on. 1169 01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:14,920 I-- 1170 01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:16,920 I look like you want. 1171 01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:18,920 You're not even sure it's win. 1172 01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:19,920 Yeah, it's OK. 1173 01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:20,920 You know-- 1174 01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:23,920 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1175 01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:25,920 [LAUGHTER] 1176 01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:33,920 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1177 01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:37,920 I'll be there. 1178 01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:38,920 I'll be there. 1179 01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:39,920 I'll be there. 1180 01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:40,920 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1181 01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:41,920 I'm just here. 1182 01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:42,920 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1183 01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:43,920 Oh, my god. 1184 01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:44,920 Oh, my god. 1185 01:10:44,920 --> 01:10:45,920 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1186 01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:50,920 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 1187 01:10:50,920 --> 01:10:53,920 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 1188 01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:55,920 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 1189 01:10:55,920 --> 01:10:57,920 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 1190 01:10:57,920 --> 01:11:00,920 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 1191 01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:02,920 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 1192 01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:04,920 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 1193 01:11:04,920 --> 01:11:06,920 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 1194 01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:08,920 Oh, Jesus! 1195 01:11:08,920 --> 01:11:09,920 Jesus! 1196 01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:11,920 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 1197 01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:19,920 That was the most unbelievable sex. 1198 01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:21,920 Sex of all time. 1199 01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:28,720 You know, the first time was angry that you slept with those 1200 01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:30,920 moles sluts. 1201 01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:35,440 And I like it because I said that if you got better at sex, 1202 01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:37,920 I give us another chance and you did. 1203 01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:39,360 And I mean, my god, how many girls 1204 01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:43,760 did you sleep with in order to get so good so fast? 1205 01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:44,600 You know, I don't answer that. 1206 01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:46,120 I don't really want it now. 1207 01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:48,720 What matters is that you did this for me. 1208 01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:52,120 So I forgive you for doing whatever it is 1209 01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:55,520 that you needed to do in order to win me back. 1210 01:11:55,520 --> 01:12:00,120 No, can you forgive me for cheating on you and for-- 1211 01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:02,440 I'm dumb enough to ever think that you couldn't be the love 1212 01:12:02,440 --> 01:12:04,520 that I now know. 1213 01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:06,720 It's just always inside of you. 1214 01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:08,200 OK. 1215 01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:11,720 There was a time I was doing this for you. 1216 01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:13,320 I'm proving myself to be the lover you felt 1217 01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:16,320 I needed to be. 1218 01:12:16,320 --> 01:12:19,320 It's not what I want anymore. 1219 01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:21,320 Ooh, what do you want? 1220 01:12:21,320 --> 01:12:26,320 I want you to leave. 1221 01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:34,320 Will, I thought you loved me. 1222 01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:36,320 Me too. 1223 01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:38,320 But I don't. 1224 01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:40,320 I'll need more. 1225 01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:41,920 Oh, what does this is? 1226 01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:44,320 Revenge sex? 1227 01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:46,120 Hurt me the way I hurt you? 1228 01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:46,920 No, Jen. 1229 01:12:46,920 --> 01:12:47,560 OK. 1230 01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:48,920 You know what? 1231 01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:50,520 You're fucking asshole. 1232 01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:55,400 I-- you haven't even begun to feel my heat. 1233 01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:57,440 You think you're in love with this Emma? 1234 01:12:57,440 --> 01:12:59,240 All right, well, let's see how she feels when she finds out 1235 01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:01,880 about your little extra curricular activities. 1236 01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:12,520 I'm just going to put a coat of primer before the-- 1237 01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:15,560 You're a fucking pervert. 1238 01:13:15,560 --> 01:13:18,920 She sounds like a wookie when she organisms. 1239 01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:19,920 Yeah, she does. 1240 01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:20,920 Oh. 1241 01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:28,440 I thought you wanted Jen back. 1242 01:13:28,440 --> 01:13:31,320 I fell in love with someone else. 1243 01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:35,640 And you're subject to Jen because I had two. 1244 01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:37,680 Because you had two. 1245 01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:40,320 Yeah, I don't understand that. 1246 01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:46,520 But did I ever think you were for the Rihanna thing? 1247 01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:48,680 I'll do about 100 times. 1248 01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:49,680 Thank you. 1249 01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:50,680 Number one. 1250 01:13:50,680 --> 01:13:53,160 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1251 01:13:53,160 --> 01:14:05,040 Good morning. 1252 01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:06,960 Welcome to the Ritz-Halden. 1253 01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:09,320 Checking your guests, dude. 1254 01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:11,320 No, actually, I have package for Emma. 1255 01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:14,680 And it's really, really important that she has a brand name. 1256 01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:16,840 She's not in today, but I'll see you too. 1257 01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:20,840 It gets a first thing tomorrow. 1258 01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:21,840 My pleasure, ma'am. 1259 01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:27,440 My pleasure. 1260 01:14:27,440 --> 01:14:30,440 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1261 01:14:30,440 --> 01:14:50,120 Hi. 1262 01:14:50,120 --> 01:14:51,560 Hey. 1263 01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:52,400 Wow. 1264 01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:53,800 You look beautiful. 1265 01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:57,400 Well, you know, it's hard to screw up this kind of perfection. 1266 01:14:57,400 --> 01:14:57,900 It is. 1267 01:14:57,900 --> 01:15:04,800 Okay, then. 1268 01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:07,160 You haven't told me where we're going tonight. 1269 01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:11,760 I'm taking you somewhere that will shed some light onto why 1270 01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:15,200 I'm unnaturally feending to rip your clothes off. 1271 01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:17,360 OK. 1272 01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:18,360 Let's go. 1273 01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:19,800 All right. 1274 01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:21,520 There's wonderful as masturbation. 1275 01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:24,440 It's the chafing. 1276 01:15:24,440 --> 01:15:26,000 I don't know how to-- 1277 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:26,480 I don't know how to-- 1278 01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:26,680 Hey. 1279 01:15:26,680 --> 01:15:28,680 Open them up. 1280 01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:30,680 Come here, Emma. 1281 01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:31,560 Hello. 1282 01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:33,720 Hey, Emma. 1283 01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:36,000 You got it. 1284 01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:40,440 So I was recently tempted over the weekend. 1285 01:15:40,440 --> 01:15:42,960 You see, there was this nice young lady. 1286 01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:45,080 And I met her at the club. 1287 01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:49,040 And she was such a little whore. 1288 01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:52,240 She wanted me to rip her clothes off right there 1289 01:15:52,240 --> 01:15:55,400 on the dance floor and put her up against the wall. 1290 01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:59,160 But-- but I did not do that. 1291 01:15:59,160 --> 01:16:00,520 Like a good boy. 1292 01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:05,360 I went into the men's room, walked into a stall, 1293 01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:09,720 locked it, dropped my fucking pants, 1294 01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:14,000 and I jaxin' polypped that shit everywhere, 1295 01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:21,080 releasing three weeks' attention in one night. 1296 01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:23,400 Sadly, I am. 1297 01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:28,400 I ruined my really good going out shirt with my own jithm. 1298 01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:30,400 Thank you for that, you share. 1299 01:16:30,400 --> 01:16:38,760 [APPLAUSE] 1300 01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:42,080 Thank you, Sunny, for that needlessly graphic testimony. 1301 01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:45,920 Who'd like to speak next? 1302 01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:52,320 I would. 1303 01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:53,840 Hi, I'm Emma. 1304 01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:54,320 Hi, Emma. 1305 01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:54,880 Hi, I'm Emma. 1306 01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:55,880 Hi, I'm Emma. 1307 01:16:55,880 --> 01:16:58,080 Hi, I'm Emma. 1308 01:16:58,080 --> 01:16:59,080 And I'm a sex addict. 1309 01:16:59,080 --> 01:17:05,960 Actually, this week marks my one-year anniversary 1310 01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:07,120 of Staining from Sex. 1311 01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:09,040 [APPLAUSE] 1312 01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:10,920 Thank you. 1313 01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:12,120 It was crazy hard, though. 1314 01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:13,600 Not giving in. 1315 01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:15,080 There were some times where I thought 1316 01:17:15,080 --> 01:17:18,240 I'd jump the first guys that could morning to me. 1317 01:17:18,240 --> 01:17:20,680 But I didn't. 1318 01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:22,760 It made me stronger. 1319 01:17:22,760 --> 01:17:26,560 It made me understand how important it was to wait 1320 01:17:26,560 --> 01:17:29,720 for the right guy to come along. 1321 01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:32,600 And how special it will be when I finally 1322 01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:33,760 do share myself with him. 1323 01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:41,320 I think I found him. 1324 01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:45,200 I just hope now that I've shared my darkest secret with him. 1325 01:17:45,200 --> 01:17:46,080 He doesn't run away. 1326 01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:51,360 Thank you. 1327 01:17:51,360 --> 01:17:54,360 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1328 01:17:54,360 --> 01:18:10,120 I'm completely frecked to you right now. 1329 01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:11,360 Just a light to my outbreak. 1330 01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:20,320 Seriously, I can take it. 1331 01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:23,320 I need you to know that part of my life. 1332 01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:24,440 I made problems myself. 1333 01:18:24,440 --> 01:18:29,800 But the next person I was with would be the last. 1334 01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:30,840 It does part thing. 1335 01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:38,560 It's just my addiction or something else. 1336 01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:40,560 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day. 1337 01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:43,560 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day. 1338 01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:45,560 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day. 1339 01:18:45,560 --> 01:18:48,560 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day. 1340 01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:51,560 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day. 1341 01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:53,560 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day. 1342 01:18:53,560 --> 01:18:55,560 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day. 1343 01:18:55,560 --> 01:18:58,560 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day. 1344 01:18:58,560 --> 01:19:01,560 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day. 1345 01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:03,560 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day. 1346 01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:05,560 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day. 1347 01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:07,560 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day. 1348 01:19:07,560 --> 01:19:10,560 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day. 1349 01:19:10,560 --> 01:19:13,560 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day. 1350 01:19:13,560 --> 01:19:16,560 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day. 1351 01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:19,560 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day. 1352 01:19:19,560 --> 01:19:22,560 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day. 1353 01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:25,560 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day. 1354 01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:28,560 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day. 1355 01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:31,560 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day. 1356 01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:34,560 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day. 1357 01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:36,560 I'm going to try to get you to the end of the day. 1358 01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:39,560 I can't play full to let some of the or towels get away. 1359 01:19:39,560 --> 01:19:40,560 I wasn't always this good. 1360 01:19:40,560 --> 01:19:42,560 It's a lot of scale and a whole lot of... 1361 01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:43,560 Sorry. 1362 01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:45,560 No one will worry about it. 1363 01:19:45,560 --> 01:19:48,560 You do not want to know how many people I've been with. 1364 01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:54,560 You said people. 1365 01:19:54,560 --> 01:19:56,560 Like women too. 1366 01:19:56,560 --> 01:20:02,560 Really. 1367 01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:06,560 Well, now those experiences you can feel free to share. 1368 01:20:06,560 --> 01:20:08,560 There's much details possible. 1369 01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:16,560 I have to go to work. 1370 01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:19,560 I'll see you later. 1371 01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:26,560 I'll get off at night. 1372 01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:29,560 Drop off a movie and I'll come over. 1373 01:20:31,560 --> 01:20:32,560 Can we? 1374 01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:41,560 Hey, Dave. 1375 01:20:41,560 --> 01:20:43,560 Morning, um. 1376 01:20:43,560 --> 01:20:47,560 Hey, somebody left this for you yesterday. 1377 01:20:47,560 --> 01:20:49,560 Oh, who was it? 1378 01:20:49,560 --> 01:20:51,560 She didn't say who she was. 1379 01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:54,560 Thank you. 1380 01:20:54,560 --> 01:21:04,560 [MUSIC] 1381 01:21:04,560 --> 01:21:08,560 [SOUND] 1382 01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:26,560 Hey. 1383 01:21:26,560 --> 01:21:28,560 I thought I was coming to see you. 1384 01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:31,560 What's this? 1385 01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:33,560 Is there a balance video from the mall? 1386 01:21:33,560 --> 01:21:42,560 I think I can explain this. 1387 01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:45,560 No, you know what? 1388 01:21:45,560 --> 01:21:47,560 We only kissed at that point. 1389 01:21:47,560 --> 01:21:50,560 So I can't really pull any sort of territorial thing here. 1390 01:21:50,560 --> 01:21:53,560 But look, I just came here to find out one thing. 1391 01:21:53,560 --> 01:21:56,560 When you had sex with Jen, was that because you still had 1392 01:21:56,560 --> 01:21:59,560 feelings for her or was that something different? 1393 01:21:59,560 --> 01:22:02,560 It's way more complicated than that. 1394 01:22:02,560 --> 01:22:04,560 I wanted to get better so I could get her back. 1395 01:22:04,560 --> 01:22:06,560 Because I thought I loved her and I was the tape with these 1396 01:22:06,560 --> 01:22:09,560 rules and I had to sleep with these women in a certain order. 1397 01:22:09,560 --> 01:22:12,560 It made me better. 1398 01:22:12,560 --> 01:22:18,560 And then I met you and you were on the tape, but I, I fell in love with you. 1399 01:22:18,560 --> 01:22:25,560 I told Jen I didn't love her because I love you. 1400 01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:28,560 I'm not supposed to be who they were now, and I never will be. 1401 01:22:28,560 --> 01:22:31,560 That old till death was part big. 1402 01:22:31,560 --> 01:22:37,560 It'll be the eyes and tell me you won't love me. 1403 01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:55,560 This sound is my sex addicts and not a mess of a boxer. 1404 01:22:56,560 --> 01:22:58,560 You have a problem well. 1405 01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:00,560 You need to deal with it. 1406 01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:02,560 No, I'm not sure. 1407 01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:03,560 No, I'm not sure. 1408 01:23:03,560 --> 01:23:08,560 No. 1409 01:23:08,560 --> 01:23:10,560 No, I'm not sure. 1410 01:23:10,560 --> 01:23:11,560 It's fine. 1411 01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:12,560 No, it's fine. 1412 01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:14,560 It's just I did this for us. 1413 01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:15,560 Excuse me. 1414 01:23:15,560 --> 01:23:16,560 I'm on, please. 1415 01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:26,560 [MUSIC] 1416 01:23:26,560 --> 01:23:42,560 Sorry, man. 1417 01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:44,560 That was really hurt. 1418 01:23:45,560 --> 01:23:51,560 I want to go get a time massage. 1419 01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:53,560 All right. 1420 01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:57,560 Happy ending time for me. 1421 01:24:08,560 --> 01:24:15,560 [MUSIC] 1422 01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:16,560 Look who it is. 1423 01:24:16,560 --> 01:24:20,560 I trust you've had a very active month in Squire. 1424 01:24:20,560 --> 01:24:22,560 I just need to give this back. 1425 01:24:22,560 --> 01:24:26,560 Oh, oh my. 1426 01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:29,560 Wait, wait, just one second. 1427 01:24:29,560 --> 01:24:37,560 [MUSIC] 1428 01:24:37,560 --> 01:24:40,560 Oh, god damn will. 1429 01:24:40,560 --> 01:24:42,560 It's been 30 days already, huh? 1430 01:24:42,560 --> 01:24:45,560 Look, I don't know what you're doing here, slimy dude, but. 1431 01:24:45,560 --> 01:24:46,560 Okay, huh? 1432 01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:48,560 I know what you're doing. 1433 01:24:48,560 --> 01:24:49,560 But I'm not coming in. 1434 01:24:49,560 --> 01:24:51,560 I just want to turn this to the table. 1435 01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:53,560 This man, a will, was there a problem? 1436 01:24:53,560 --> 01:24:55,560 Do you sleep with all the women on the tape? 1437 01:24:55,560 --> 01:24:57,560 Look, I don't really want to talk about it with you. 1438 01:24:57,560 --> 01:24:59,560 You just take the goddamn tape back. 1439 01:24:59,560 --> 01:25:04,560 Well, did it ever occur to you that one of the women you slept with could end up being 1440 01:25:04,560 --> 01:25:07,560 the one you're meant to be with with the rest of your life? 1441 01:25:07,560 --> 01:25:08,560 Yeah, okay. 1442 01:25:08,560 --> 01:25:09,560 That fucking occurred to me. 1443 01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:10,560 It isn't going to happen. 1444 01:25:10,560 --> 01:25:12,560 Because you found out that you've been bone in other women? 1445 01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:16,560 Yeah, it's funny how that little detail doesn't sit so well with the woman you love. 1446 01:25:16,560 --> 01:25:18,560 Will, remember the rules of the fucking tape. 1447 01:25:18,560 --> 01:25:23,560 In order to retain your sexual prowess, you have to sleep with all the women on the tape. 1448 01:25:23,560 --> 01:25:28,560 In the order that you saw him, and you have to return the goddamn tape in 30 days. 1449 01:25:28,560 --> 01:25:30,560 Yeah, the days of 30th day. 1450 01:25:30,560 --> 01:25:34,560 And wouldn't it be fucked up if that tape doesn't get returned until tomorrow? 1451 01:25:34,560 --> 01:25:38,560 Not only will you lose everything you gain, but all the women you've met? 1452 01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:41,560 Yeah, never remember they even met you. 1453 01:25:41,560 --> 01:25:47,560 Well, you really want to be with this woman, don't you? 1454 01:25:47,560 --> 01:25:50,560 I think both you and I know the truth. 1455 01:25:50,560 --> 01:25:54,560 Let me tell you something, son. It's going to take a whole lot of work. 1456 01:25:54,560 --> 01:25:57,560 Why, hello, young man. 1457 01:25:57,560 --> 01:26:00,560 You want to come in and chill my wife everything you learned in the past month? 1458 01:26:00,560 --> 01:26:01,560 Oh, okay. 1459 01:26:01,560 --> 01:26:03,560 Don, it's not on the table. 1460 01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:05,560 God damn it. 1461 01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:12,560 Will you please put that fucking thing away and go get the ball gag in the kids toy box like I asked? 1462 01:26:12,560 --> 01:26:13,560 This one. 1463 01:26:13,560 --> 01:26:15,560 I'll be so bossy. 1464 01:26:15,560 --> 01:26:16,560 See you soon, well. 1465 01:26:16,560 --> 01:26:22,560 What a tool. 1466 01:26:22,560 --> 01:26:25,560 Anyway, I'll see you tomorrow. 1467 01:26:25,560 --> 01:26:26,560 Thank you. 1468 01:26:26,560 --> 01:26:27,560 Why is sex dude? 1469 01:26:27,560 --> 01:26:29,560 I'm the best. 1470 01:26:29,560 --> 01:26:32,560 [laughs] 1471 01:26:32,560 --> 01:26:37,560 Take it easy, Will. 1472 01:26:37,560 --> 01:26:44,560 [music] 1473 01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:48,560 So it was really going to forget me. 1474 01:26:48,560 --> 01:26:53,560 [music] 1475 01:26:53,560 --> 01:27:00,560 [music] 1476 01:27:00,560 --> 01:27:07,560 [music] 1477 01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:14,560 [music] 1478 01:27:14,560 --> 01:27:18,560 [laughs] 1479 01:27:18,560 --> 01:27:21,560 [music] 1480 01:27:21,560 --> 01:27:23,560 Morning. 1481 01:27:23,560 --> 01:27:27,560 Got to fix you soon. 1482 01:27:27,560 --> 01:27:30,560 [music] 1483 01:27:30,560 --> 01:27:32,560 The bachelor. 1484 01:27:32,560 --> 01:27:34,560 Yes, the bachelor. 1485 01:27:34,560 --> 01:27:37,560 [laughs] 1486 01:27:37,560 --> 01:27:39,560 Okay, I'll come to the rich house in. 1487 01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:41,560 Oh, it's your name little guy. 1488 01:27:41,560 --> 01:27:43,560 Flash. 1489 01:27:43,560 --> 01:27:45,560 His name's Flash. 1490 01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:47,560 That's a great name. 1491 01:27:47,560 --> 01:27:52,560 What can we do for Flash today? 1492 01:27:52,560 --> 01:27:53,560 Word. 1493 01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:54,560 What can you call him? 1494 01:27:54,560 --> 01:27:58,560 Sir, if you come with me, we can begin the interview process for Flash. 1495 01:27:58,560 --> 01:28:03,560 See if he's compatible with the other guests here at the Ritz. 1496 01:28:03,560 --> 01:28:07,560 Sorry, I just remember I need to be somewhere. 1497 01:28:07,560 --> 01:28:09,560 I'll come back later to interview. 1498 01:28:09,560 --> 01:28:10,560 Okay. 1499 01:28:10,560 --> 01:28:12,560 I flash. 1500 01:28:12,560 --> 01:28:15,560 What shit? 1501 01:28:15,560 --> 01:28:19,560 She really doesn't know me. 1502 01:28:19,560 --> 01:28:22,560 Can you believe he put my video on YouTube? 1503 01:28:22,560 --> 01:28:27,560 I mean, you know a billion people are going to see it, and it's not like I can send it in for my bachelor audition. 1504 01:28:27,560 --> 01:28:32,560 Hi, can we help you? 1505 01:28:32,560 --> 01:28:35,560 I guess not. 1506 01:28:35,560 --> 01:28:39,560 That's a serial killer much. 1507 01:28:39,560 --> 01:28:42,560 Hey, sir, to bother you, I think I already know the answer to this, but do you remember me? 1508 01:28:42,560 --> 01:28:44,560 The fact of fuck off, Ray, just need to know if you're-- 1509 01:28:44,560 --> 01:28:46,560 Look just because of the yoga teacher doesn't mean I can't. 1510 01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:48,560 Keep your fucking ass! 1511 01:28:48,560 --> 01:28:49,560 Okay. 1512 01:28:49,560 --> 01:28:54,560 Oh, God. 1513 01:28:54,560 --> 01:28:56,560 Oh, God. 1514 01:28:56,560 --> 01:28:59,560 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1515 01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:21,560 Take a shot on this bitch's partner. 1516 01:29:21,560 --> 01:29:25,560 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1517 01:29:25,560 --> 01:29:32,560 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1518 01:29:32,560 --> 01:29:39,560 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1519 01:29:39,560 --> 01:29:46,560 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1520 01:29:47,560 --> 01:29:52,560 And I'm stuck looking like a lover around TV. 1521 01:29:52,560 --> 01:29:58,560 Don't want to watch you break by. 1522 01:29:58,560 --> 01:30:07,560 Don't want to watch you break by. 1523 01:30:07,560 --> 01:30:14,560 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1524 01:30:14,560 --> 01:30:16,560 Again. 1525 01:30:16,560 --> 01:30:21,560 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1526 01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:38,560 Thank you for having me. 1527 01:30:38,560 --> 01:30:39,560 Hey, man, where you been? 1528 01:30:39,560 --> 01:30:41,560 I've been holding up in there for a week. 1529 01:30:41,560 --> 01:30:45,560 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1530 01:30:45,560 --> 01:30:47,560 Dude. 1531 01:30:47,560 --> 01:30:51,560 You smell like shit. 1532 01:30:51,560 --> 01:30:53,560 Maybe that's me. 1533 01:30:53,560 --> 01:30:57,560 Why wasn't that dog there? 1534 01:30:57,560 --> 01:30:59,560 Dude, this doesn't suck. 1535 01:30:59,560 --> 01:31:01,560 You're here to buy something. 1536 01:31:01,560 --> 01:31:02,560 Good trick. 1537 01:31:02,560 --> 01:31:04,560 You don't need-- no, we don't need to go through all the details. 1538 01:31:04,560 --> 01:31:06,560 We're here because you already like it. 1539 01:31:06,560 --> 01:31:07,560 But here because this-- 1540 01:31:07,560 --> 01:31:08,560 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1541 01:31:08,560 --> 01:31:09,560 Show 'em the cover. 1542 01:31:09,560 --> 01:31:10,560 You're gonna love this. 1543 01:31:10,560 --> 01:31:11,560 You're gonna love this. 1544 01:31:11,560 --> 01:31:13,560 You're definitely here because of this. 1545 01:31:13,560 --> 01:31:14,560 Bam! 1546 01:31:14,560 --> 01:31:14,560 Wow. 1547 01:31:14,560 --> 01:31:15,560 So cut out. 1548 01:31:15,560 --> 01:31:17,560 And a single breath. 1549 01:31:17,560 --> 01:31:19,560 It's amazing. 1550 01:31:19,560 --> 01:31:21,560 All right, amazing. 1551 01:31:21,560 --> 01:31:22,560 All right. 1552 01:31:22,560 --> 01:31:23,560 Super dad. 1553 01:31:23,560 --> 01:31:26,560 This guy came up with a story I'm doing at Inking. 1554 01:31:26,560 --> 01:31:27,560 What is a super dad dad? 1555 01:31:27,560 --> 01:31:28,560 Two of the flowers. 1556 01:31:28,560 --> 01:31:29,560 Shoot. 1557 01:31:29,560 --> 01:31:30,560 It's just a baby. 1558 01:31:30,560 --> 01:31:42,560 This is the last hour of the last day. 1559 01:31:42,560 --> 01:31:48,560 Before the first day on the rest of your life. 1560 01:31:48,560 --> 01:31:50,560 Pick yourself up now. 1561 01:31:50,560 --> 01:31:51,560 Hi, pal. 1562 01:31:51,560 --> 01:31:53,560 Hi, pal. 1563 01:31:53,560 --> 01:31:57,560 How did you guys come up with the idea about super dad? 1564 01:31:57,560 --> 01:32:01,560 Oh, well, we'll had a general story idea about a man's 1565 01:32:01,560 --> 01:32:04,560 let with superpowers who knocked up a bunch of his one-night 1566 01:32:04,560 --> 01:32:05,560 stands. 1567 01:32:05,560 --> 01:32:08,560 So that got us thinking, what if all that humping around came 1568 01:32:08,560 --> 01:32:10,560 back to haunt him in some way? 1569 01:32:10,560 --> 01:32:13,560 So then we thought, OK, here's the plot. 1570 01:32:13,560 --> 01:32:16,560 Super dad's enemies kill all of his former lovers to get back 1571 01:32:16,560 --> 01:32:17,560 at super dad. 1572 01:32:17,560 --> 01:32:19,560 But what they don't know is that super dad has all these 1573 01:32:19,560 --> 01:32:22,560 illegitimate children running around who have inherited his 1574 01:32:22,560 --> 01:32:24,560 superpowers. 1575 01:32:24,560 --> 01:32:27,560 So now not only is he in charge of defending the entire world, 1576 01:32:27,560 --> 01:32:30,560 he's got to raise this gaggle of super powered babies. 1577 01:32:30,560 --> 01:32:34,560 And that's pretty much the springboard to the whole series. 1578 01:32:34,560 --> 01:32:35,560 Right, well? 1579 01:32:35,560 --> 01:32:37,560 Yeah, what he said he got it. 1580 01:32:37,560 --> 01:32:39,560 Well, all right, guys. 1581 01:32:39,560 --> 01:32:40,560 Thanks a lot. 1582 01:32:40,560 --> 01:32:41,560 Thank you. 1583 01:32:41,560 --> 01:32:43,560 Thank you so much. 1584 01:32:43,560 --> 01:32:44,560 Oh, oh, good. 1585 01:32:44,560 --> 01:32:45,560 Thank you. 1586 01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:46,560 Thank you. 1587 01:32:46,560 --> 01:32:47,560 Bye. 1588 01:32:47,560 --> 01:32:53,560 You know, you could act like you're actually enjoying this. 1589 01:32:53,560 --> 01:32:54,560 I'm sorry. 1590 01:32:54,560 --> 01:32:55,560 You're right. 1591 01:32:55,560 --> 01:32:57,560 No, we're at rather be. 1592 01:32:57,560 --> 01:32:58,560 Yeah. 1593 01:32:58,560 --> 01:32:59,560 What do I want to do? 1594 01:32:59,560 --> 01:33:03,560 OK. 1595 01:33:03,560 --> 01:33:04,560 Oh, I hate you. 1596 01:33:04,560 --> 01:33:05,560 OK. 1597 01:33:05,560 --> 01:33:07,560 Thank you guys, make it out to Ronnie. 1598 01:33:07,560 --> 01:33:09,560 Your favorite mirror mortal. 1599 01:33:09,560 --> 01:33:10,560 No, brother. 1600 01:33:10,560 --> 01:33:11,560 No, brother. 1601 01:33:11,560 --> 01:33:13,560 I got that up too. 1602 01:33:13,560 --> 01:33:14,560 There you go. 1603 01:33:14,560 --> 01:33:18,560 This one too. 1604 01:33:18,560 --> 01:33:21,560 It's the first book you ever ain't. 1605 01:33:21,560 --> 01:33:22,560 See? 1606 01:33:22,560 --> 01:33:23,560 I'm a fan. 1607 01:33:23,560 --> 01:33:27,560 And this just happened to be walking by where you guys 1608 01:33:27,560 --> 01:33:31,560 happened to be having dinner taken through the window, 1609 01:33:31,560 --> 01:33:33,560 but whoa. 1610 01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:34,560 So it works. 1611 01:33:34,560 --> 01:33:35,560 See you guys. 1612 01:33:35,560 --> 01:33:36,560 Just found this off. 1613 01:33:36,560 --> 01:33:39,560 I also got this out of the bathroom stall that you guys used 1614 01:33:39,560 --> 01:33:40,560 after lunch today. 1615 01:33:40,560 --> 01:33:41,560 OK, do I? 1616 01:33:41,560 --> 01:33:44,560 Let me just get your little signature on that. 1617 01:33:44,560 --> 01:33:46,560 You know what guys, keep up the good work. 1618 01:33:46,560 --> 01:33:47,560 I love you guys. 1619 01:33:47,560 --> 01:33:50,560 Take action. 1620 01:33:50,560 --> 01:33:52,560 Some people are just like super weird. 1621 01:33:52,560 --> 01:33:58,560 Oh, man. 1622 01:33:58,560 --> 01:34:00,560 Hey. 1623 01:34:00,560 --> 01:34:02,560 Hey, man, what you got? 1624 01:34:02,560 --> 01:34:04,560 Can you make it out to Landon? 1625 01:34:04,560 --> 01:34:06,560 Sure. 1626 01:34:06,560 --> 01:34:07,560 I know you. 1627 01:34:07,560 --> 01:34:09,560 You're the guy that came to the rich recently. 1628 01:34:09,560 --> 01:34:12,560 The dog with a really cute underbite. 1629 01:34:12,560 --> 01:34:14,560 Flash, right? 1630 01:34:14,560 --> 01:34:15,560 Yeah, that's right. 1631 01:34:15,560 --> 01:34:16,560 Good to see you. 1632 01:34:16,560 --> 01:34:17,560 You too. 1633 01:34:17,560 --> 01:34:18,560 This is my nephew. 1634 01:34:18,560 --> 01:34:19,560 He loves your comic. 1635 01:34:19,560 --> 01:34:19,560 Sweet. 1636 01:34:19,560 --> 01:34:22,560 Make sure you get a subscription then that way you don't miss an issue. 1637 01:34:22,560 --> 01:34:23,560 Oh, I will. 1638 01:34:23,560 --> 01:34:24,560 Great. 1639 01:34:24,560 --> 01:34:25,560 Thank you, man. 1640 01:34:25,560 --> 01:34:26,560 Thanks, guys. 1641 01:34:26,560 --> 01:34:28,560 Welcome. 1642 01:34:28,560 --> 01:34:31,560 You guys at check? 1643 01:34:31,560 --> 01:34:33,560 Very good. 1644 01:34:33,560 --> 01:34:34,560 Thank you. 1645 01:34:34,560 --> 01:34:35,560 Thank you. 1646 01:34:35,560 --> 01:34:36,560 Thank you. 1647 01:34:36,560 --> 01:34:37,560 Thank you. 1648 01:34:37,560 --> 01:34:38,560 Awesome. 1649 01:34:38,560 --> 01:34:39,560 We'll see you guys next week. 1650 01:34:39,560 --> 01:34:40,560 Thank you. 1651 01:34:40,560 --> 01:34:41,560 All right. 1652 01:34:41,560 --> 01:34:43,560 Guys, that was awesome job, man. 1653 01:34:43,560 --> 01:34:45,560 This piece was stoked. 1654 01:34:45,560 --> 01:34:46,560 All right. 1655 01:34:46,560 --> 01:34:47,560 We're in for next week. 1656 01:34:47,560 --> 01:34:48,560 Do it again. 1657 01:34:48,560 --> 01:34:48,560 All right. 1658 01:34:48,560 --> 01:34:49,560 I'll see you guys later. 1659 01:34:49,560 --> 01:34:50,560 That was fun. 1660 01:34:50,560 --> 01:34:51,560 That was fun. 1661 01:34:51,560 --> 01:35:12,560 Ladies and gentlemen, I have one of those. 1662 01:35:12,560 --> 01:35:13,560 You did? 1663 01:35:13,560 --> 01:35:15,560 Yeah. 1664 01:35:15,560 --> 01:35:21,560 I used to have such a crush on Johnny Storm when I was the little girl. 1665 01:35:21,560 --> 01:35:25,560 My brother was a comic book geek, so I got the geek education. 1666 01:35:25,560 --> 01:35:26,560 Bye, I'm awesome. 1667 01:35:26,560 --> 01:35:33,560 Thanks again for signing my nephew's copy of your comic. 1668 01:35:33,560 --> 01:35:35,560 He's totally made his life. 1669 01:35:35,560 --> 01:35:36,560 No. 1670 01:35:36,560 --> 01:35:37,560 My pleasure. 1671 01:35:37,560 --> 01:35:39,560 Speaking of what you should probably find him. 1672 01:35:39,560 --> 01:35:41,560 I think he's OK. 1673 01:35:41,560 --> 01:35:44,560 You know, when my parents used to bring me here as a kid, 1674 01:35:44,560 --> 01:35:47,560 I couldn't wait for them to leave so I could do the same thing he's doing now. 1675 01:35:47,560 --> 01:35:50,560 I bet he's forgotten all about his aunt, Emma. 1676 01:35:50,560 --> 01:35:54,560 Meaning, I have time for my own leisurely pursuits. 1677 01:35:54,560 --> 01:35:57,560 One more someone climbed. 1678 01:35:57,560 --> 01:35:59,560 What are you suggesting? 1679 01:35:59,560 --> 01:36:00,560 I'd be coffee. 1680 01:36:00,560 --> 01:36:01,560 Two chairs. 1681 01:36:01,560 --> 01:36:02,560 Woody banter. 1682 01:36:02,560 --> 01:36:04,560 You and me. 1683 01:36:04,560 --> 01:36:06,560 It was a place right next door. 1684 01:36:06,560 --> 01:36:08,560 I'm sure a bill can keep an eye on nephew. 1685 01:36:08,560 --> 01:36:10,560 Oh, wow. 1686 01:36:10,560 --> 01:36:12,560 You're the big, sheck comic book writer. 1687 01:36:12,560 --> 01:36:13,560 You're paying. 1688 01:36:13,560 --> 01:36:15,560 Is that really a thing, shall I? 1689 01:36:15,560 --> 01:36:16,560 Yeah. 1690 01:36:16,560 --> 01:36:18,560 Well, then I can say I knew you were. 1691 01:36:18,560 --> 01:36:19,560 Just when it wasn't. 1692 01:36:19,560 --> 01:36:25,560 I'm a gorgeous, disturbing artist. 1693 01:36:25,560 --> 01:36:26,560 I don't know. 1694 01:36:26,560 --> 01:36:27,560 What are you always saying? 1695 01:36:27,560 --> 01:36:42,560 Lately, I've been wearing you like a faded old tattoo. 1696 01:36:43,560 --> 01:36:47,560 Forgetting all the joy I found. 1697 01:36:47,560 --> 01:36:51,560 Don't hold any words new. 1698 01:36:51,560 --> 01:36:55,560 But if I can't turn the clocks back, 1699 01:36:55,560 --> 01:37:00,560 Or help your heart ache made. 1700 01:37:00,560 --> 01:37:03,560 Let me love you. 1701 01:37:03,560 --> 01:37:05,560 Love you. 1702 01:37:05,560 --> 01:37:08,560 For the first time again, 1703 01:37:08,560 --> 01:37:17,800 We've had false times and chisel out and blurred the lines around and wrong 1704 01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:26,880 We've had wrong ways in turns and lights, and only ended up more like 1705 01:37:26,880 --> 01:37:28,040 Aahhh… 1706 01:37:28,040 --> 01:37:35,420 But maybe there's a better way when finally get hold of it 1707 01:37:35,420 --> 01:37:40,240 'Cause you're the only one I want to ever start a little with 1708 01:37:40,240 --> 01:37:45,080 Remember that the finish lines another word for the end 1709 01:37:45,080 --> 01:37:48,920 Let me love you, love you 1710 01:37:48,920 --> 01:37:53,920 For the first time again 1711 01:37:53,920 --> 01:37:56,920 For the first time again 1712 01:37:56,920 --> 01:38:10,700 I'm the doctor diagnosed my nut cancer as an operable 1713 01:38:10,700 --> 01:38:15,220 I decide to live each day to its fullest and really go out there and do all the things 1714 01:38:15,220 --> 01:38:16,620 that I put off 1715 01:38:16,620 --> 01:38:20,420 Like climbing Mount Everest and learning to play the slide guitar 1716 01:38:20,420 --> 01:38:24,200 And volunteering at the refugee camp in Darfur 1717 01:38:24,200 --> 01:38:29,480 Darfur, Darfur, but the most important thing I did is 1718 01:38:29,480 --> 01:38:32,160 I'd top this abuse puppy from the animal shelter 1719 01:38:32,160 --> 01:38:34,120 You were so sweet 1720 01:38:34,120 --> 01:38:37,800 How long did the doctor give you? 1721 01:38:37,800 --> 01:38:40,000 I was supposed to die a month ago 1722 01:38:40,000 --> 01:38:44,800 Oh yes, there's still fight left in this flood, he would show 1723 01:38:44,800 --> 01:38:46,100 Whew 1724 01:38:46,100 --> 01:38:47,800 Nathan, yeah 1725 01:38:47,800 --> 01:38:48,800 We gotta go 1726 01:38:48,800 --> 01:38:50,140 You have to leave now 1727 01:38:50,140 --> 01:38:51,840 I just have somewhere to be so 1728 01:38:51,840 --> 01:38:53,840 Unless someone else wants to give him a ride 1729 01:38:53,840 --> 01:38:54,840 We can do it 1730 01:38:54,840 --> 01:38:55,840 Really? 1731 01:38:55,840 --> 01:38:56,840 You in mind? 1732 01:38:56,840 --> 01:38:57,840 Right 1733 01:38:57,840 --> 01:38:58,840 Wait 1734 01:38:58,840 --> 01:38:59,840 Oh, one minute 1735 01:38:59,840 --> 01:39:00,840 Where'd you mind? 1736 01:39:00,840 --> 01:39:01,840 Yeah 1737 01:39:01,840 --> 01:39:05,180 It's a excellent wingman shit man 1738 01:39:05,180 --> 01:39:06,180 Excellent 1739 01:39:06,180 --> 01:39:08,560 Who knew that puppies were such great babe magnets? 1740 01:39:08,560 --> 01:39:09,720 We should get a bunch of them 1741 01:39:09,720 --> 01:39:10,720 Good luck, how's the deal? 1742 01:39:10,720 --> 01:39:11,720 Where you off to? 1743 01:39:11,720 --> 01:39:12,560 Okay, but I'm on 1744 01:39:12,560 --> 01:39:14,880 Why I can't de-esprow 1745 01:39:14,880 --> 01:39:17,080 Do you even know what that means? 1746 01:39:17,080 --> 01:39:17,920 No 1747 01:39:17,920 --> 01:39:20,800 But it sounds cool 'cause it's Mexican 1748 01:39:20,800 --> 01:39:22,440 Ladies, thank you 1749 01:39:22,440 --> 01:39:25,840 We just want to help you any way we can 1750 01:39:25,840 --> 01:39:26,840 Really? 1751 01:39:26,840 --> 01:39:27,840 Yeah 1752 01:39:27,840 --> 01:39:29,360 Never been enough three some 1753 01:39:29,360 --> 01:39:32,840 There are three of us and I may die soon 1754 01:39:32,840 --> 01:39:34,840 [coughing] 1755 01:39:34,840 --> 01:39:40,880 Doesn't sound like a note of me 1756 01:39:40,880 --> 01:39:42,880 Um 1757 01:39:42,880 --> 01:39:44,880 I'm gonna go flash 1758 01:39:44,880 --> 01:39:46,880 We could make it a four or some 1759 01:39:46,880 --> 01:39:50,760 That's some kinky shit now I can 1760 01:39:50,760 --> 01:39:51,760 Let's do this 1761 01:39:51,760 --> 01:39:56,760 [coughing] 1762 01:39:56,760 --> 01:39:58,760 [coughing] 1763 01:39:58,760 --> 01:40:04,760 [coughing] 1764 01:40:04,760 --> 01:40:14,760 [BLANK_AUDIO] 116239