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Growing up in the streets ain 't no joke.
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There's crazy crime...
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...drugs...
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...and mad violence.
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Yeah, the streets is tough.
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But there ain 't no streets tougher
than mine. The streets of...
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...Malibu.
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It's hardcore up in the 'Bu, y'all.
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It's just part of the everyday struggle.
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Things go down here
people should never see.
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We got bag ladies...
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...big ballers...
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...everybody strapped with a 9.
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This is my ghetto. The mall.
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Most of the time the police
won 't even come through.
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We got all sorts of sets up in here.
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We got the beach boys...
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...the A CCs:
the Abused Children of Celebrities...
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...and this is my crew.
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That's my boy Mocha.
That brother straight-up crazy.
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He did time in public school!
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That there is Hadji.
He's the Beast from the Middle East.
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And that's Monster.
She had a big chip on her shoulder...
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...till she ate it.
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Hey, that's me! B-Rad G.
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I run things around here.
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Now, sometimes bustas
be disrespecting.
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And you can 't punk out,
no matter what the devil may bring.
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Hey, yo, fool! We about to have some
hardcore drama go down right about now!
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That's right!
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This our mall.
Always has been, always will be.
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Mr. Amerislani.
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Our clerk accidentally gave you
the wrong aromatherapy candles.
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Here you go!
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-You validate parking?
-Of course, sir.
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That's what I'm talking about!
We get ours!
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That's my crib.
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It ain 't much, but it's all I got.
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If you elect me governor....
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That's my pops, Bill Gluckman.
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He getting his campaign on.
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I got mad love for the man,
but he 's old-school.
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He needs to bring his word to the street.
That's where I come in.
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You see, friends...
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...California is my family.
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And speaking of family,
I want to introduce my wife, Bess.
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And my daughter, little Brenda.
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-Where's your son Brad?
-Yes, sir, where is he?
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Thank you for your questions.
Unfortunately, we are out of time for today.
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Yo, what's up, y'all?
This is B-Rad G, kicking it from 'Bu.
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Represizzent!
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Hi, Pops, it's me! B-Rad!
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Hi, Brad.
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Show's over! That's it. Show's over!
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See that?
I know how to get the party started!
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And I know my pop was loving it.
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It's a disaster!
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The Times and the Chronicle
will run it as a big joke.
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-Thank God!
-How did this happen?
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I have no idea.
I didn't even know he was in town!
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We can't keep tabs on this kid?
Can anybody tell me where he is?
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That was off the hinges!
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I just got you another million votes
right there!
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What you doing here, son?
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I knew I had to show up
in order for you to blow up!
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So I called up Captain Tony,
he fired up the Lear jizzy...
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...and boo-yah! I'm in the hizzy.
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I'll be on the campaign trizzy too. 24/7.
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You know, kissing babies and whatnot.
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Pound it.
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Yeah, all good. Tom, you down, you gots....
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Okay, dude.
I'll let you all do your campaign thing.
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Oh, Bill....
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You need to shut this down.
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Tell your son that he cannot be
in your campaign, period.
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Wait a minute. I love his enthusiasm.
It's a little misguided, but....
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Isn't there something he can do
for the campaign where he can't hurt us?
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No.
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-Phones?
-No.
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Stuffing envelopes? Making signs?
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Signs.
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In Bill Gluckman's administration...
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...women are going to have
better health care.
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Women are going to have better daycare!
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And women will have better jobs!
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In fact, after today,
my campaign has a new slogan:
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" Bill Gluckman is down with
the bitches and the ho's"?
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It was supposed to have read
"Women are first with Gluckman."
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No, no. That's old-school, Pops.
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You need to keep your pimp hand strong.
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So, Bradley....
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Yo, why you keep calling me that?
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Well, that's your name, isn't it?
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It's my slave name, all right?
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I told you like 50 times!
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Okay.
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B-Rad.
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What's up?
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What are your goals, B-Rad?
What do you want out of life?
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To be the biggest rapper there ever was.
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You see, doc, I got something to say...
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...and I need the world to hear it.
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I'm a "lyrisologist."
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I can rap about anything.
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See? I'm the shiznit! I'll buy y'all cars.
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I see.
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When did you first start feeling
like you were this...
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...shiznit?
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Dang, way back in the day.
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I had these beats in my head
since I was a little shorty.
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From then on in, it was hip-hop 24/7.
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As I was growing up, my parents
and me couldn 't communicate.
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They were always on different channels.
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Finish those vegetables, Bradley.
They smell good.
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You won 't be excused until you do.
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Forget y'all!
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That's it, mister--
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What I ' m sensing, Brad...
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...is that...
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...your parents weren ' t always
there for you.
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-No.
-That's ridiculous.
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What about your bar mitzvah?
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What's the theme of your bar mitzvah?
Star Wars? Baseball? Superheroes?
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-It's O.P.P., bitch!
-What?
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Bess.
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I think you want to share.
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B-Rad, you're a wonderful son.
It's just that....
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Well....
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Bess, let's not beat around the bush.
Brad...
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...your behavior has become
an embarrassment to the family.
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Don't be hating.
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And I can't have you
on the campaign anymore.
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What? That's how it is?
You done it now!
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Y'all opened up big a can of tough love!
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-What can we do, doctor?
-I don't know.
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This is the most advanced case
of "gangsta-phrenia" I've ever seen.
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Three colors for our country.
Where's the red?
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Bill! Hey, Bill.
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-How'd it go with Dr. Feldman?
-Great.
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If he sees Brad five times a week
for the next three or four years...
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...we should see some real improvement.
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But, sir, the election is eight weeks away.
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-Right, good point.
-It's okay.
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We've been brainstorming
some different approaches...
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-...and we might have something solid.
-Well, I'm all ears.
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-Go!
-Okay, sir.
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Brad acts ghetto, right?
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But he's never been east
of Beverly Hills.
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But what if we give him
a little dose of reality?
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Let him get a firsthand look
at the ghetto.
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-You mean have Brad actually go there?
-Exactly.
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-Well, now, that sounds dangerous.
-No! Perfectly safe.
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-How's it work?
-We hire actors to play gangstas.
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Right. They will carjack Brad
and take him on a tour around the 'hood.
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Give him a taste of what
the thug life is really like.
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-lt might just scare the black out of him.
-Excuse me?
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Hey, don't you have something to do?
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Enough of the P.C.
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Fact is, unless we do something now,
Brad is going to cost us this election.
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Who would play the gangsters?
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Remember the anti-crime spot
we shot a month ago?
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-We've got that queued up.
-Yes, we do. Over here, please.
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For too long, street violence
has torn Californians apart.
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Bill Gluckman wants
to put our divisions behind us.
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Hey, instead of thinking
about what set you're from...
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...or what crew you 're rolling with...
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... why don 't you both be brothers?
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What do you say?
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Your hair looks great.
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I ain't never thought of it like that.
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Shake hands.
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You see?
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California is my family.
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If we all work together as a family,
there's no telling how high we can go.
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See, that's beautiful.
These are the guys we're talking about.
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All right, let me get this straight.
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You want us to scare this kid
into acting like a little white boy again?
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If you don't think you can handle it--
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Of course we can handle it.
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-I'm from Juilliard, for chrissake.
-I'm from the Pasadena Playhouse.
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Good.
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I have some background information
on our dear boy Brad.
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Materials.
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Mali-bootay?
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Yes, he considers himself
a rapper of sorts.
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-Frigging A.
-The story is your basic kidnapping.
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By kidnapping, you mean
we hold him for ransom?
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Good question.
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Right.
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Now, when you see him start to get ghetto
and do his whole black thing-- Yes, that.
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I want it to piss you off.
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Tour him around the 'hood,
around the ghetto, if you will...
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-...and show him what it's really like.
-ln the ghetto?
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Pays 1 5 grand apiece, son.
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-We're in.
-Good.
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-Now, on the flip side....
-Flip it.
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If you two screw up and a single hair
is touched on Brad's overprivileged head...
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...I will see to it personally
that you two do some serious time.
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-Are we clear?
-Oh, we are Cristal.
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I like that.
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Mr. Gibbons.
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What about the money?
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We have 5 up front...
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...and 25 when you return him to us...
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...white.
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As the driven snow.
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-Pleasure doing business, gentlemen.
-Let me get that for you, sir.
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I'll call you. Or better yet, I'll holler.
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-We'll holler back!
-Holler back, player.
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Thank you. All right.
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Congratulations, buddy!
We just booked another gig!
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Not so fast, this is dangerous stuff.
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-This is the ghetto. We could get shot!
-Come on, man.
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We can handle ourselves. Right?
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This will be the ultimate acting challenge.
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-You know what really chaps my ass?
-What?
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After all of our years
of training and studying...
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...they continue to give us parts
that are gangbangers.
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Just once I'd like to play someone
who speaks with proper grammar...
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...and doesn't wear those Timberlands
with the laces undone, it's so sloppy.
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It beats getting dunked on
by Bill Gluckman!
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Do we even know anybody
that lives in the ghetto?
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My cousin.
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Shondra.
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That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
I got better things to do with my time.
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Like what? Work at Wiener On A Bun?
Come on!
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Really, you're always talking about
improving yourself.
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-Here's your chance!
-I am improving myself, fool!
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I broke up with no-good, gangbanging Tec,
I'm going to beauty school...
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...and then I'm gonna hook up
my own salon.
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How about hooking a brother up
with a Pepsi and fries?
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Shut up, stupid.
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-PJ.
-What?
P J
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You need to do this.
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You need to walk away
from this minimum-wage crap...
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...take these earnings
and start that beauty parlor.
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-What you paying?
-Business. We're in business.
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-A grand.
-We're paying a grand.
241
00:15:24,869 --> 00:15:28,202
-Make it trey and we on.
-Three thousand dollars?!
242
00:15:28,573 --> 00:15:30,700
Or you can kiss my ass.
243
00:15:31,776 --> 00:15:33,607
-Deal.
-Hey, hey.
244
00:15:33,778 --> 00:15:36,212
Deal. Now what about those fries?
245
00:15:46,958 --> 00:15:48,687
Thank you.
246
00:15:49,126 --> 00:15:51,390
-Hey, Gladys?
-Yeah, baby?
247
00:15:51,729 --> 00:15:54,789
You ever feel like you don't belong?
248
00:15:54,966 --> 00:15:56,365
All the time.
249
00:15:56,534 --> 00:16:00,595
Most folk only feel comfortable
around folk that's the same as them.
250
00:16:00,771 --> 00:16:02,932
They get around folk that's different...
251
00:16:03,107 --> 00:16:07,771
...get all scared and angry,
want to keep them down.
252
00:16:09,013 --> 00:16:11,106
What do you do about it?
253
00:16:11,282 --> 00:16:15,275
Nothing to do but keep it real
and be proud of who you are.
254
00:16:16,721 --> 00:16:18,450
Gladys?
255
00:16:19,624 --> 00:16:22,252
When they gonna leave our people alone?
256
00:16:22,426 --> 00:16:24,724
I don't know, baby.
257
00:16:25,429 --> 00:16:27,522
I just don't know.
258
00:16:28,332 --> 00:16:30,459
Now eat your greens before they get cold.
259
00:16:32,670 --> 00:16:36,401
"Whack: Weak, of poor quality.
260
00:16:36,574 --> 00:16:38,667
Bad. Whack."
261
00:16:40,077 --> 00:16:42,841
Your alma mater is whack.
262
00:16:44,815 --> 00:16:48,376
"Dis: To disrespect, to embarrass."
263
00:16:51,188 --> 00:16:54,157
-Bring it on, baby.
-We are strapped now, brother!
264
00:16:54,325 --> 00:16:56,316
Set these bad boys down.
265
00:16:56,794 --> 00:16:58,659
This is exactly what we ordered?
266
00:16:58,829 --> 00:17:02,788
Yeah, man. They got the Glocks,
the Tec-9s, the Uzis.
267
00:17:02,967 --> 00:17:05,595
-Freeze, sucker!
-That's convincing, brother!
268
00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:07,101
Look, they're fake.
269
00:17:07,538 --> 00:17:10,336
What the hell is that?
What's going on with your hair?
270
00:17:10,508 --> 00:17:12,442
Yeah, check it out, man, my hair.
271
00:17:12,610 --> 00:17:15,977
-Shondra just did it for me.
-Yeah, I see that.
272
00:17:16,147 --> 00:17:17,978
-You hate it.
-No, I don't hate it.
273
00:17:18,149 --> 00:17:21,676
I thought my character
was gonna have the cornrows.
274
00:17:21,852 --> 00:17:24,412
-That's all.
-Okay, I see what it is.
275
00:17:24,589 --> 00:17:27,956
You're just jealous
because you didn't think of it first.
276
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:31,754
Frigging A, I'm not jealous, all right.
I'm an actor and I would've....
277
00:17:31,929 --> 00:17:34,090
You're frigging whack...
278
00:17:34,265 --> 00:17:35,732
...and don't dis me!
279
00:17:39,403 --> 00:17:42,634
-Got the gangster gear, my dog.
-Okay, cool.
280
00:17:51,182 --> 00:17:53,309
-What is so funny?
-The wig!
281
00:17:56,153 --> 00:17:58,383
I didn't know it was Halloween!
282
00:17:58,556 --> 00:18:02,117
While you're out,
could you bring me back some candy?
283
00:18:04,829 --> 00:18:05,887
Whatever, dude!
284
00:18:06,063 --> 00:18:08,930
Give me your ride, punk,
or I will dust your ass.
285
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:13,334
-Nope. Not convincing.
-Damn it!
286
00:18:13,504 --> 00:18:15,529
Find your core character, Sean.
287
00:18:15,706 --> 00:18:18,266
You are an oppressed black man...
288
00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:21,377
-...from the ghetto.
-I'm having trouble finding this one.
289
00:18:22,780 --> 00:18:25,510
-Think Tupac.
-All right. Let me try it again.
290
00:18:25,683 --> 00:18:27,412
I see it. Action!
291
00:18:27,585 --> 00:18:30,213
Give me your ride, punk,
or I will dust your ass!
292
00:18:30,388 --> 00:18:32,788
Add a "bitch" and I think you got it!
293
00:18:32,957 --> 00:18:36,222
Give me your ride, punk, or
I will dust your ass, bitch!
294
00:18:36,394 --> 00:18:38,555
-Bitch! Click it!
-Bitch!
295
00:18:38,729 --> 00:18:41,323
-Turn around and do it again!
-Bitch!
296
00:19:12,596 --> 00:19:15,190
-Domi-ho's!
-Boo-yah!
297
00:19:15,366 --> 00:19:18,233
I'll take my money and I'm gonna--
298
00:19:18,703 --> 00:19:21,171
Yo, fool! What, nucka, what?
299
00:19:22,873 --> 00:19:23,931
Damn!
300
00:20:04,148 --> 00:20:06,378
-Play that.
-Yeah, girl.
301
00:20:06,550 --> 00:20:08,017
Word.
302
00:20:11,155 --> 00:20:13,521
-Can I help you?
-Coffee.
303
00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:15,622
Black.
304
00:20:16,494 --> 00:20:20,521
Hey, yo, Krista the Barista,
put it on my account...
305
00:20:20,698 --> 00:20:24,998
...and throw in a white chip
macadizzamia nizzut cookie too.
306
00:20:26,537 --> 00:20:27,868
Cool, playa.
307
00:20:28,706 --> 00:20:31,368
-What's your name?
-B-Rad.
308
00:20:31,542 --> 00:20:33,203
I'm Shondra.
309
00:20:33,711 --> 00:20:36,339
I ain't seen you around here before.
310
00:20:36,514 --> 00:20:38,505
Where you reside?
311
00:20:38,682 --> 00:20:40,946
Compton. You?
312
00:20:41,118 --> 00:20:43,211
-The streets.
-Which streets?
313
00:20:43,821 --> 00:20:45,618
Malibu.
314
00:20:45,790 --> 00:20:50,523
Right. I guess it's pretty hardcore
up in here.
315
00:20:51,662 --> 00:20:53,687
Represent!
316
00:20:55,633 --> 00:20:58,261
Was that you dropping rhymes
when I came in here?
317
00:20:58,435 --> 00:21:01,962
You heard me?
Hell, yeah. I'm a rhymer on time.
318
00:21:02,139 --> 00:21:03,868
Peep my stilo.
319
00:21:04,608 --> 00:21:06,405
Let me find out.
320
00:21:06,911 --> 00:21:08,708
Mali-bootay?
321
00:21:09,113 --> 00:21:11,809
Looks phat. What label you at?
322
00:21:11,982 --> 00:21:14,280
Right now it's just a demo.
323
00:21:14,451 --> 00:21:17,887
I sent it to Dre,
but he ain't got back to me yet.
324
00:21:18,589 --> 00:21:22,992
That sound like Dre-Dre.
I'll holla at him about it, all right, boo?
325
00:21:23,894 --> 00:21:25,327
All right.
326
00:21:27,464 --> 00:21:29,091
Hold up!
327
00:21:29,934 --> 00:21:31,299
You know Dre?
328
00:21:31,468 --> 00:21:35,097
Hell, yeah, I know Dre.
I see him at the meet every Sunday.
329
00:21:35,272 --> 00:21:37,331
-For rizzeal?
-For rizzeal.
330
00:21:37,508 --> 00:21:39,669
Yo, holla at him for me.
331
00:21:40,277 --> 00:21:42,905
I don't know.
You know, he kind of private.
332
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:44,479
Please?
333
00:21:45,416 --> 00:21:48,681
You do got it going on
a little something-something, though.
334
00:21:48,853 --> 00:21:51,549
I was on my way to go see him.
You wanna roll with me?
335
00:21:51,722 --> 00:21:54,919
-Right now?
-I'm just trying to help a brother out.
336
00:21:55,092 --> 00:21:57,458
-Let's bounce.
-All right.
337
00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:02,597
I gotta use the ladies' room, so just wait,
all right, pimp juice?
338
00:22:08,806 --> 00:22:09,864
Hello?
339
00:22:10,574 --> 00:22:12,633
It's on. Beach boy's on the move.
340
00:22:21,685 --> 00:22:25,143
-So, what you rap about, anyway?
-I can rap about anything.
341
00:22:25,322 --> 00:22:27,017
-For real?
-Yeah.
342
00:22:27,191 --> 00:22:28,886
Let me kick it freestyle for you.
343
00:22:35,599 --> 00:22:38,591
See, that's a million-dollar song
right there.
344
00:22:40,137 --> 00:22:43,038
-So how'd you get to be so down?
-Shoot, girl.
345
00:22:43,207 --> 00:22:46,335
I been down with the brizzown all my life.
346
00:22:46,510 --> 00:22:50,139
And I must say, of all the mommies
that I been with...
347
00:22:51,115 --> 00:22:52,673
...you the finest.
348
00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:54,911
I'm sure.
349
00:22:58,455 --> 00:22:59,854
You got a man?
350
00:23:00,024 --> 00:23:02,424
I did, but I just got rid of his trifling ass.
351
00:23:02,593 --> 00:23:05,323
I ain't nobody's gangsta hoochie,
I'm a entrepreneur.
352
00:23:05,496 --> 00:23:06,724
Word up!
353
00:23:06,897 --> 00:23:11,095
One day I'm gonna have me a chain
of beauty salons, all up in the 9021 0.
354
00:23:11,268 --> 00:23:15,568
I'll make mad money turning all
those little rich hoochies ghetto fabulous.
355
00:23:15,739 --> 00:23:18,674
Damn! You fine and smart too?
356
00:23:18,976 --> 00:23:21,206
You gonna blow up huge, no doubt.
357
00:23:22,513 --> 00:23:24,743
-Thank you.
-Oh, for real.
358
00:23:24,915 --> 00:23:28,612
You like a cross between
Martha Stewart and Oprah.
359
00:23:29,753 --> 00:23:32,722
-I'm gonna call you Mothra.
-What?
360
00:23:32,890 --> 00:23:34,289
Mothra.
361
00:23:34,825 --> 00:23:36,486
Take this exit!
362
00:23:48,472 --> 00:23:49,598
Break yourself, fool!
363
00:23:49,773 --> 00:23:52,207
Give me your ride
or I'll dust your ass, bitch!
364
00:23:52,376 --> 00:23:54,537
-What?
-You fitting to get jacked, fool!
365
00:23:54,712 --> 00:23:56,270
-Shondra?
-Shut up, fool.
366
00:23:56,814 --> 00:23:58,645
-ls this a come-up?
-It's a stickup.
367
00:23:58,816 --> 00:24:02,718
-I think I'm gonna throw up.
-Get in the back seat, fool!
368
00:24:02,886 --> 00:24:05,446
-We ain't going to Dre's?
-Fool, this a kidnapping!
369
00:24:05,622 --> 00:24:06,611
Get your ass in.
370
00:24:06,790 --> 00:24:09,054
Dre? What the hell he talking about?
371
00:24:09,226 --> 00:24:11,023
Yo, punch it, fool! Punch it!
372
00:24:11,195 --> 00:24:12,924
-Kidnapped?
-Yeah, fool.
373
00:24:13,097 --> 00:24:15,725
We got your rich Gluckman ass now, punk.
374
00:24:15,899 --> 00:24:18,129
-How y'all know me?
-We seen you.
375
00:24:18,302 --> 00:24:21,100
We seen your white behind on the TV.
376
00:24:21,271 --> 00:24:23,136
B-Rad. Yeah.
377
00:24:23,307 --> 00:24:26,538
Your pop's gonna pay,
or you gonna pay!
378
00:24:27,711 --> 00:24:30,976
Punch it, fool. We got us a white boy now.
379
00:24:31,849 --> 00:24:35,615
-How much you think we can get?
-It's all about the Benjamins.
380
00:24:37,187 --> 00:24:39,985
-Don't you talk about my mama.
-I'll talk all I want.
381
00:24:40,157 --> 00:24:42,591
Hell, no! Your mama so fat...
382
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,058
...she got every caterer on speed dial!
383
00:24:45,229 --> 00:24:46,457
What?
384
00:24:46,630 --> 00:24:51,033
Your mama's so fat she uses Mexico,
the whole country, as her tanning bed.
385
00:24:51,201 --> 00:24:55,001
Your mama so ugly
Jose Eber won't even do her hair.
386
00:24:55,172 --> 00:24:59,108
Yeah, your mama's so ugly
she's only been married once!
387
00:24:59,276 --> 00:25:03,770
Your mama's so poor
for Halloween her trick was the treat!
388
00:25:03,947 --> 00:25:06,643
Your mama's so poor
that your tits are real!
389
00:25:06,817 --> 00:25:09,047
-Oh, no!
-Yes!
390
00:25:13,290 --> 00:25:16,088
I'm going, I'm going.
I gotta wait for the lady.
391
00:25:16,260 --> 00:25:18,660
Come on, punk! Get in the house, fool!
392
00:25:18,829 --> 00:25:21,593
-Dang, why you doing this to a brother?
-What?
393
00:25:21,765 --> 00:25:23,562
-Did he just say "brother"?
-No!
394
00:25:23,734 --> 00:25:26,999
-Whose brother?
-Yours, y'all! I'm down.
395
00:25:28,138 --> 00:25:30,698
-Damn! Damn!
-You done did it now.
396
00:25:30,874 --> 00:25:33,672
You ain't black.
And you can never be black!
397
00:25:33,844 --> 00:25:38,406
And your perpetrating ass
is taking the only thing that I got left.
398
00:25:38,582 --> 00:25:40,345
-My culture!
-Yeah, fool!
399
00:25:40,517 --> 00:25:43,782
What make you think you know
what goes down up in the 'hood?
400
00:25:43,954 --> 00:25:45,945
-BET.
-What?
BET
401
00:25:46,390 --> 00:25:49,052
You think this a joke, wigga?
You think this a joke?
402
00:25:49,226 --> 00:25:52,024
-I'm sorry, y'all. Don't be hating.
-This ain't a game!
403
00:25:52,196 --> 00:25:54,892
You a long way from the beach now, punk!
404
00:25:55,065 --> 00:25:59,661
We in South Central! It's the 'hood.
It's the ghetto, the projects!
405
00:25:59,837 --> 00:26:03,603
We run hardcore up in here.
People get killed here every day!
406
00:26:05,676 --> 00:26:09,168
Hey, Shondra, can you come by later?
Princess just had puppies.
407
00:26:09,346 --> 00:26:12,008
Okay, Sandy. Bye.
408
00:26:15,385 --> 00:26:18,218
-Pit bull puppies, fool!
-And they mean too.
409
00:26:18,388 --> 00:26:19,753
-Don't look at me!
-Come on!
410
00:26:19,923 --> 00:26:23,086
-Get your narrow bootie up in there.
-Get him up in there!
411
00:26:23,260 --> 00:26:26,388
-Fool, put your hands behind your back.
-Behind the back.
412
00:26:26,563 --> 00:26:28,292
You know what I'm about to do now?
413
00:26:28,465 --> 00:26:30,865
-I'm about to call your daddy.
-Call your daddy.
414
00:26:31,034 --> 00:26:36,563
You better hope your daddy home too.
If he ain't, you gonna be one dusted trick!
415
00:26:36,740 --> 00:26:39,573
Now get your ass on the bed, whitey!
416
00:26:45,482 --> 00:26:47,973
-Did you buy my rage?
-No. You're indicating.
417
00:26:48,152 --> 00:26:50,279
-lndicating?
-Yes, indicating.
418
00:26:50,454 --> 00:26:53,719
Excuse me?
I have never indicated in my life.
419
00:26:53,891 --> 00:26:56,359
Would you two fools just shut the hell up?
420
00:26:56,527 --> 00:26:58,188
She's right. Shut up.
421
00:26:58,896 --> 00:27:01,228
Thank you, Shondra. Whatever!
422
00:27:01,698 --> 00:27:03,825
All right, put this down. You're on.
423
00:27:04,001 --> 00:27:06,731
-Go, girlfriend. Do your thing.
-Give me this.
424
00:27:08,238 --> 00:27:10,069
Hey, Shondra.
425
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,901
If you have to...
426
00:27:13,010 --> 00:27:14,944
...show a little ass.
427
00:27:15,112 --> 00:27:16,511
Shut up.
428
00:27:22,886 --> 00:27:25,184
-You all right in here?
-Oh, yeah.
429
00:27:25,355 --> 00:27:30,520
I just been kidnapped, carjacked
and hands tied behind my back.
430
00:27:30,694 --> 00:27:33,026
But other than that, it's all good.
431
00:27:33,864 --> 00:27:37,322
Look, I'm sorry about all that.
That wasn't really my idea.
432
00:27:41,171 --> 00:27:43,071
I thought you liked me.
433
00:27:44,274 --> 00:27:47,937
-I do!
-Then how come you set me up?
434
00:27:49,413 --> 00:27:53,440
I had to. They threatened to kill me
if I didn't play along.
435
00:27:54,418 --> 00:27:56,147
-For real?
-Yeah.
436
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:59,881
-They straight-up killers out there!
-For real?
437
00:28:00,624 --> 00:28:03,718
Let me school you on something.
Help us both stay alive.
438
00:28:03,894 --> 00:28:06,522
-Okay.
-The one thing they hate...
439
00:28:06,697 --> 00:28:10,258
...more than anything
that really makes them crazy...
440
00:28:11,001 --> 00:28:14,300
-...is posers.
-Me too, girl. I feel you.
441
00:28:15,038 --> 00:28:18,530
-I'm talking about you.
-Me? I ain't a poser. Shoot.
442
00:28:18,709 --> 00:28:22,873
-I got a Ph.D., a Poser-Hater Degree.
-Come on, quit fronting.
443
00:28:23,046 --> 00:28:24,377
I ain't fronting.
444
00:28:24,548 --> 00:28:28,882
-This is my sizzal. For rizzal, my nizzal.
-Stop it!
445
00:28:29,052 --> 00:28:32,249
You stop it right now
and you listen to me.
446
00:28:32,422 --> 00:28:35,482
If you just be yourself,
a nice little white boy...
447
00:28:35,659 --> 00:28:39,254
-...I think I can convince them to let you go.
-But I'm being myself!
448
00:28:39,429 --> 00:28:41,795
I ams who I says I ams.
449
00:28:41,965 --> 00:28:45,560
Damn! Why won't anybody believe me?
450
00:28:50,307 --> 00:28:52,901
-Well?
-Maybe you should show him your ass.
451
00:28:58,081 --> 00:29:01,346
I thought that would have worked.
Weird.
452
00:29:01,918 --> 00:29:04,478
All right, what's next?
453
00:29:04,655 --> 00:29:06,589
-How about number three?
-Perfect.
454
00:29:06,757 --> 00:29:09,385
We're gonna take it
to an entirely different level.
455
00:29:09,559 --> 00:29:10,890
-I got it.
-What?
456
00:29:11,061 --> 00:29:15,589
I'm gonna walk in there and be crazy.
I'll be ghettofied, buckwild.
457
00:29:15,766 --> 00:29:19,293
You tell me, "Stick to the plan, man.
Stick to the plan." Got it?
458
00:29:19,970 --> 00:29:22,939
-Wake up, snowflake!
-Yeah!
459
00:29:23,106 --> 00:29:25,370
-We called your dad!
-What did he say?
460
00:29:25,542 --> 00:29:28,067
He said he'd think about it.
461
00:29:28,245 --> 00:29:30,440
He don't want your ass home right now.
462
00:29:30,614 --> 00:29:34,846
-I can't say that I blame him.
-Hell, no. Not the knife, dog!
463
00:29:35,619 --> 00:29:36,608
Now come on!
464
00:29:36,787 --> 00:29:39,278
-What you doing?
-Teach this white girl a lesson!
465
00:29:39,456 --> 00:29:41,981
Bloodbath, we said
we would stick to the plan!
466
00:29:42,159 --> 00:29:45,959
-Bloodbath, stick with the plan.
-Tree, the plan done changed!
467
00:29:46,129 --> 00:29:47,653
Wannabe say he down.
468
00:29:47,831 --> 00:29:51,028
I'm gonna show him just how
un-down he is!
469
00:29:51,201 --> 00:29:53,328
-I gotta cut him!
-No, you can't cut him!
470
00:29:53,503 --> 00:29:54,970
-I gotta.
-You don't gotta.
471
00:29:55,138 --> 00:29:56,435
We can't get our money!
472
00:29:56,606 --> 00:29:58,631
-I thought you said to cut him!
-No--
473
00:29:58,809 --> 00:30:01,300
-Okay, just the white meat.
-Move! Let me cut him!
474
00:30:01,478 --> 00:30:03,173
Don't kill him though, Bloodbath!
475
00:30:21,531 --> 00:30:23,726
All right, now, Malibu.
476
00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:28,894
I want you to go up in there.
You go get me six 40s of O.E.
477
00:30:29,072 --> 00:30:31,302
-And a fifth of Henny.
-Yeah.
478
00:30:31,475 --> 00:30:34,171
-Anything else, dog?
-No, playa, I'm cool.
479
00:30:34,344 --> 00:30:35,641
Right on. Right on.
480
00:30:35,812 --> 00:30:37,473
I'd like some Pringles.
481
00:30:38,048 --> 00:30:40,642
This ain't no picnic, bitch!
482
00:30:40,817 --> 00:30:45,186
I'm sorry. Y'all got some ducats?
Because since you stole my--
483
00:30:45,355 --> 00:30:46,413
Man!
484
00:30:46,690 --> 00:30:50,490
You about to go up in there
and give them Koreans your ends?
485
00:30:50,660 --> 00:30:53,356
-Hell, no!
-You jack that shit, fool!
486
00:30:53,530 --> 00:30:57,990
And if the Asiatic give you any static,
hit the fool with this right here.
487
00:30:58,168 --> 00:31:00,227
-Look at the little busta.
-Little busta.
488
00:31:00,404 --> 00:31:02,167
-Can't even swing a gat.
-Shoot.
489
00:31:02,339 --> 00:31:04,899
-Talking about "he down."
-But--
490
00:31:05,075 --> 00:31:07,600
-You use that or I'm gonna use it on you!
-Okay.
491
00:31:07,778 --> 00:31:09,541
And if you try to get away?
492
00:31:09,713 --> 00:31:13,012
I'm gonna let you taste a piece
of my blue steel. You feel me?
493
00:31:13,183 --> 00:31:14,343
Okay. All right.
494
00:31:14,518 --> 00:31:16,315
-Go on, get out!
-Okay.
495
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,244
Go!
496
00:31:25,662 --> 00:31:27,391
Hey, white boy.
497
00:31:34,604 --> 00:31:39,439
-"This ain't no picnic, bitch"? Wow!
-Thank you. I loved the blue steel line.
498
00:31:39,609 --> 00:31:40,598
Convincing.
499
00:31:53,557 --> 00:31:56,958
-I really can't believe that!
-Those improv classes are paying off.
500
00:31:57,127 --> 00:32:02,064
When you said, "This is no picnic, bitch,"
I screamed on the inside like one.
501
00:32:02,232 --> 00:32:03,631
-For real?
-Yeah, I said:
502
00:32:11,441 --> 00:32:13,636
I'm thirsty, I gotta tell you.
503
00:32:13,810 --> 00:32:18,008
And, boy, do I love Olde English.
It really helps quench my thirst.
504
00:32:37,434 --> 00:32:39,299
Can I help you?
505
00:32:47,043 --> 00:32:52,106
No, I'm gonna help myself to this O.E.
and anything else I want up in here, bitch!
506
00:33:03,660 --> 00:33:05,594
Can I help you?
507
00:33:11,835 --> 00:33:16,033
-Y'all never been robbed?
-Sure. Last week was 54 time.
508
00:33:16,206 --> 00:33:18,970
But they were cool.
No gun to head, never scream.
509
00:33:19,142 --> 00:33:22,009
-You know, good people.
-Cool.
510
00:33:22,279 --> 00:33:26,773
So, dude,
how much did you pay the guy?
511
00:33:26,950 --> 00:33:28,440
What are you talking about?
512
00:33:28,618 --> 00:33:32,179
-When you set this thing up yesterday.
-I thought you set it up.
513
00:33:33,657 --> 00:33:35,056
You mean--?
514
00:33:35,859 --> 00:33:38,157
Dude, the owner doesn't know
this is fake?
515
00:33:40,564 --> 00:33:42,964
$1 6.47.
516
00:33:46,903 --> 00:33:51,272
-Go in and save him! He could get shot!
-I'm not gonna go in there! You go in there!
517
00:33:51,441 --> 00:33:52,806
His frigging life
is at stake!
518
00:34:00,550 --> 00:34:02,245
My emergency stash!
519
00:34:02,719 --> 00:34:06,052
I'm glad you got cash, because
if you had tried to jack me, fool...
520
00:34:06,222 --> 00:34:09,248
...I was gonna have
to lay you out with this!
521
00:34:09,426 --> 00:34:11,417
And with this.
522
00:34:12,529 --> 00:34:14,588
And with that.
523
00:34:18,268 --> 00:34:20,236
Keep the change.
524
00:34:20,403 --> 00:34:23,395
-Do me this one favor.
-You are the driver. I am the shooter!
525
00:34:23,573 --> 00:34:25,438
-I'm scared of Koreans!
-You--
526
00:34:25,609 --> 00:34:28,043
Thank you. Thank you very much!
Come again!
527
00:34:29,245 --> 00:34:31,975
What I'm about to do right now,
I know it sounds whack...
528
00:34:32,148 --> 00:34:35,640
...but it's just a joke, okay?
So please don't shoot me?
529
00:34:38,021 --> 00:34:42,355
Yeah, that's right, fool! Next time
I'll bust a cap in your punk ass, bitch!
530
00:34:42,659 --> 00:34:46,288
Yeah, you lucky I don't burn you down!
Hell, yeah! Hell, yeah!
531
00:34:46,463 --> 00:34:49,227
-What the hell is wrong with you?
-You actually did it?
532
00:34:49,399 --> 00:34:53,699
Let's roll! Hell, yeah! He didn't do nothing!
He straight-up trick.
533
00:34:53,870 --> 00:34:58,671
What's up with this? If you jacked it,
how come you got a receipt?
534
00:35:00,510 --> 00:35:01,841
I stole that too.
535
00:35:03,913 --> 00:35:06,347
What's on tap for tomorrow?
536
00:35:06,516 --> 00:35:11,317
Well, we have the 1 1 :00 with Greenpeace,
then drinks later with the offshore oil lobby.
537
00:35:11,621 --> 00:35:16,820
-How's the Brad project going?
-Smooth. He's in South Central.
538
00:35:17,794 --> 00:35:22,629
-God, is he okay?
-Oh, he's in excellent hands.
539
00:35:23,299 --> 00:35:26,234
All right. I'm sick of playing
game with you, snowflake!
540
00:35:26,403 --> 00:35:31,067
I'm gonna give you five seconds to be real
or I'm gonna beat that ass to the curb!
541
00:35:31,241 --> 00:35:34,472
-What you mean be real?
-You know what I mean. Be white!
542
00:35:34,644 --> 00:35:36,077
-Five.
-Don't do it, Bloodbath!
5
543
00:35:36,246 --> 00:35:37,804
-Four.
-Don't do it, Bloodbath!
4
544
00:35:37,981 --> 00:35:39,209
-Three.
-He gonna do it!
3
545
00:35:39,382 --> 00:35:41,009
-Two.
-Kill him! Kill him!
2
546
00:35:41,184 --> 00:35:43,049
Okay, all right!
547
00:35:43,887 --> 00:35:46,913
Okay, fellas, look,
I'm really sorry, okay?
548
00:35:47,090 --> 00:35:51,584
I don't mean to offend you, you know.
I don't mean to front or act like a thug.
549
00:35:51,761 --> 00:35:53,228
I'm sorry.
550
00:36:01,705 --> 00:36:04,196
-You buying that?
-I don't know. I can't tell.
551
00:36:05,308 --> 00:36:06,297
Me neither.
552
00:36:07,444 --> 00:36:09,139
Let's give him the test.
553
00:36:12,348 --> 00:36:15,476
How you doing, white boy?
You cool?
554
00:36:15,652 --> 00:36:17,984
Great. Fine.
555
00:36:18,154 --> 00:36:20,145
Terrific popcorn.
556
00:36:37,907 --> 00:36:43,277
Run, bitch, run!
He gonna kill you!
557
00:36:47,984 --> 00:36:49,747
I ain't lying. I ain't lying.
558
00:36:49,919 --> 00:36:53,355
Sorry, y'all, but this is who I am.
I'm just a rapper, straight up.
559
00:36:54,023 --> 00:36:57,925
-Wigga, please!
-No, for real. I can rap about anything.
560
00:36:58,094 --> 00:36:59,789
You think you got skills?
561
00:37:00,230 --> 00:37:02,960
-We gonna see about that.
-Oh, hell, yeah.
562
00:37:12,475 --> 00:37:14,534
Hey, man.
I had it up to here with you.
563
00:37:14,711 --> 00:37:17,509
You better check yourself
before you wreck yourself.
564
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,875
-This ain't Malibu.
-Represent.
565
00:37:20,049 --> 00:37:23,644
Oh, yeah. We gonna see what you
represent now, fool. We at the club!
566
00:37:24,420 --> 00:37:27,856
Snoop, Dre, Cube, all them.
They came in through here.
567
00:37:28,024 --> 00:37:30,686
Got something to prove
to yourself? Do it in there.
568
00:37:31,461 --> 00:37:33,622
Get in there, fool!
Go on up in there!
569
00:37:35,999 --> 00:37:39,901
-Think this is gonna do it, dude.
-Oh, we're about to get paid!
570
00:38:03,426 --> 00:38:05,257
What's cracking?
571
00:38:06,229 --> 00:38:08,026
Hey, dog.
572
00:38:08,765 --> 00:38:13,668
-Yeah, how you feeling now, Malibu?
-Like I'm home.
573
00:38:13,837 --> 00:38:17,398
Get your ass in there then, fool.
Go!
574
00:38:27,116 --> 00:38:29,846
Come on.
Let me get through here, man.
575
00:38:31,254 --> 00:38:33,347
-Yo.
-Man, I told you I didn't have--
576
00:38:35,291 --> 00:38:36,280
What's happening?
577
00:38:36,559 --> 00:38:39,460
Look, our homey--
You wanna get a young Dre next, man?
578
00:38:39,629 --> 00:38:41,927
Hell, no.
You hear what he's saying?
579
00:38:42,098 --> 00:38:44,965
Meet my boy, Ben Franklin.
580
00:38:46,469 --> 00:38:49,905
-What's his name?
-B-Rad from Malibu, player.
581
00:38:51,347 --> 00:38:53,542
B-Rad from Mal--?
You trying to get me shot?
582
00:38:53,782 --> 00:38:57,081
Hey, you met Ben Franklin's
twin brother?
583
00:39:00,589 --> 00:39:02,386
Cutter, playa.
584
00:39:02,558 --> 00:39:07,461
We're gonna bring him up. Go back and play
with each other. Come back in five minutes.
585
00:39:07,963 --> 00:39:11,558
-Playa....
-Y'all got some Will Smith back there?
586
00:39:11,734 --> 00:39:12,962
Get jiggy with it!
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