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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,824 --> 00:00:33,743 Riggs, you sure we're on the right street? 2 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:35,161 - Yeah. - Yeah? 3 00:00:35,327 --> 00:00:36,996 We must be getting warm. 4 00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:40,082 - You see anything? - Where? I don't see anything. 5 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:41,584 This must be the place. 6 00:00:41,751 --> 00:00:43,044 Holy shit! 7 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:46,005 What the hell is that? 8 00:00:50,092 --> 00:00:51,635 Jesus. 9 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:52,845 Who's this joker? 10 00:00:53,054 --> 00:00:54,930 I don't know. A spokesman for the NRA. 11 00:00:56,015 --> 00:00:58,476 Regular asshole. What do we do now? 12 00:00:59,769 --> 00:01:01,145 Run him over. 13 00:01:01,312 --> 00:01:03,314 What if he shoots us with that rifle? 14 00:01:03,481 --> 00:01:06,358 - He hasn't yet. Maybe he won't. - What if he does? 15 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:09,612 Don't be a Don't-Bee. Be a Do-Bee. Be positive. 16 00:01:09,779 --> 00:01:11,697 Positive? 17 00:01:11,906 --> 00:01:14,366 - Let's run him over. - Glad you see things my way. 18 00:01:14,533 --> 00:01:16,202 I hope he doesn't turn around. 19 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:19,163 He won't. We'll creep up on him slow so he won't notice. 20 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:20,498 Yeah. Okay. 21 00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:23,959 Will him not to turn. Power of positive thinking. 22 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:26,003 Don't turn. Come on, will him with me. 23 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:28,047 - Will him? - Don't turn around. 24 00:01:28,214 --> 00:01:31,467 - I need you, man. Don't turn around. - Don't turn around. 25 00:01:31,634 --> 00:01:33,636 - Just believe. - Don't turn around! 26 00:01:33,803 --> 00:01:35,888 We're better than him. 27 00:01:36,055 --> 00:01:37,098 We're better! 28 00:01:39,016 --> 00:01:40,059 He's turning. 29 00:01:43,354 --> 00:01:46,107 I was wrong, I was wrong. Get down, get down. 30 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:55,032 They just bounce right off him! 31 00:01:55,199 --> 00:01:56,575 I saw. We're in trouble, man! 32 00:01:57,493 --> 00:02:00,996 Shit. I'll draw his fire. You run for cover. 33 00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:03,749 No, I'll draw his fire. You run for cover. 34 00:02:03,916 --> 00:02:07,586 Are you out of your mind? You got a wife, kids. I got less to lose! 35 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:14,677 - Hey, Riggs. - Get going, Rog. Get out of here! 36 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:19,849 Riggs, I wasn't supposed to tell you this, but Lorna's pregnant. 37 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:22,351 - You're gonna be a father. - Get going. Get... 38 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:24,937 What'd you say? 39 00:02:25,104 --> 00:02:27,523 You're gonna be a father! Riggs... 40 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:35,614 She was afraid to tell you. She was afraid you'd get angry. 41 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:37,408 You never talked about children? 42 00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:40,327 - Shit. - A baby. 43 00:02:48,294 --> 00:02:50,588 There's something I'm not supposed to tell you too. 44 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:51,797 What? 45 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:54,758 Rianne's pregnant. You're gonna be a grandfather. 46 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:56,051 Rianne's what? 47 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:05,060 But Rianne can't be pregnant. 48 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:06,353 She's not married. 49 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,064 Well, I don't think she intended to get that way. 50 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:23,495 They asking me to be a granddaddy? 51 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:26,290 Yeah. 52 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:45,684 Son of a... 53 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,568 Here's what we'll do. Take your clothes off. 54 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,362 - What the hell for? - What for? 55 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:58,072 - Yeah. - Okay, you run. 56 00:03:58,239 --> 00:04:00,407 Flame-O here turns, sees you in your undies. 57 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,660 It distracts him, and that's when I shoot. 58 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:05,120 - Shoot what? - The valve on that napalm tank! 59 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:06,872 Before he shoots me? 60 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:08,707 - Maybe. - Maybe? 61 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:20,094 Is he black? 62 00:04:20,261 --> 00:04:22,638 Too much armor on. I can't tell! 63 00:04:22,805 --> 00:04:26,225 No! Not him! The father of the baby! 64 00:04:26,392 --> 00:04:28,936 - Okay. - Please let him be black! 65 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:37,027 Get going! Here he comes! 66 00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:39,363 Are those little hearts? 67 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:41,615 Not now, Riggs. Just hit the damn valve! 68 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:44,576 Okay. Also, flap your arms and make noises like a bird. 69 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:46,578 Flap my arms? Why? 70 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:47,913 It'll distract him more. 71 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,082 - I need him to turn. - All right, all right. 72 00:04:50,249 --> 00:04:52,751 - On two! - We always go on three. 73 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,503 No time for three. Go. Two! 74 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:56,922 - What about one? - Okay. One, two, get going! 75 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:59,049 I don't want to die in my underwear! 76 00:05:01,010 --> 00:05:03,137 Why are you waiting for? Shoot the bastard! 77 00:05:03,304 --> 00:05:04,888 Shoot him, shoot him! 78 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:34,293 Incoming! 79 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:43,010 Riggs, you think that bird thing helped? You think it helped? 80 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:46,138 No, no, I just wanted to see if you'd do it. 81 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:50,225 Cute shorts. 82 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:54,438 Go spit, Riggs! 83 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,608 Come on, I'll buy you a doughnut. 84 00:05:57,775 --> 00:06:00,069 Don't put your arms around me when I'm naked. 85 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:02,321 Well, surely you're ashamed of your butt. 86 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:12,748 He's a lively one. 87 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:18,754 That shark damages my new boat, I'll take it out on you, Leo. 88 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:21,799 - I didn't mean to catch it. - What do you want to keep it for? 89 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:23,717 Yeah, why keep a shark anyway? 90 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,761 The teeth'll look great on a wall. 91 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:29,223 - They gotta stop snapping first. - Maybe he'll fall asleep. 92 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:31,392 Go down, converse with him. He'll nod off. 93 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:34,895 - He don't look tired. - Maybe chewing on Leo will wear him out. 94 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:37,356 You think sharks eat their own kind? 95 00:06:39,358 --> 00:06:41,110 Oh, stop it. You guys got me in stitches. 96 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:44,696 Okay, where's my bag? 97 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:46,657 Starboard side aft. 98 00:06:46,824 --> 00:06:48,409 Starboard, that's left, right? 99 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,369 No, port's left. Starboard's right. 100 00:06:50,536 --> 00:06:52,162 - Yeah, right. - Yeah, right. 101 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:55,416 Right, yeah. Right side aft. Got it! 102 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:57,751 - Whatever. - Check both sides. You'll find it. 103 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:00,129 Careful! He's behind you, shark! 104 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:05,008 Maybe we should throw him overboard. 105 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:08,095 Throw them both overboard. Boy. 106 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:11,473 No witnesses out here tonight. We'd probably get away with it. 107 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:15,686 You too? 108 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:21,608 I kept my nose out of it... 109 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:25,112 but you and Lorna. 110 00:07:26,655 --> 00:07:30,117 You're having a baby, you're living together. 111 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:32,578 You're not getting married. 112 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:37,624 Why, does that violate your family values system or something? 113 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:40,419 No, I'm just trying to understand. 114 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:44,173 Rianne's not married either. 115 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:46,633 Okay, okay. That's hitting below the belt. 116 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:53,432 You know, when I was married... 117 00:07:53,599 --> 00:07:55,684 It was good. You know. 118 00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:58,479 You put the ring on. You make the commitment. 119 00:07:59,438 --> 00:08:01,190 You do all the... 120 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:05,194 She's dead because I'm a cop. 121 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,822 She's dead because I'm a cop and I... 122 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:11,408 I don't wear the ring anymore... 123 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:14,369 but I look down, it's still there. 124 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:16,205 I still feel it. 125 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:21,418 And, I don't know, it's like I'm not finished with that yet. 126 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:24,254 I don't know how to explain it. Is that bullshit? 127 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:27,341 No. It's not finished. 128 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:30,052 It's not finished. Yeah. 129 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:35,682 Okay, you did say aft? 130 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,851 A-F-T. Aft! 131 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,811 That's a fucking word? 132 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:42,606 In the back of the cabin on the right side, Leo! 133 00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:45,943 Why didn't you say that to begin with, Roger?! 134 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:50,447 People get around boats and water, everything becomes fucking nautical! 135 00:08:50,614 --> 00:08:52,908 Astern! Avast, you landlubbers! 136 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:55,285 Man the bilge pump! 137 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:57,329 Pump your fucking ass! 138 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:59,456 All right, all right, all right. 139 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:01,458 Okay, okay, okay. 140 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:03,585 No problem, no problem! 141 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,674 What's Lorna say about this? 142 00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:10,801 She doesn't like nautical terms either. 143 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:14,054 We haven't discussed it. 144 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,264 That's pretty messed up. 145 00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:19,142 The baby's due in days and you guys haven't talked about getting married? 146 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:20,936 No. 147 00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:23,146 I haven't done it at all. 148 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,192 Do we want Leo to shoot the shark? 149 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:30,112 Do we want Leo to shoot...? Hey, hey! No, Leo! 150 00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:32,864 What? Hey, hey. 151 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:35,784 - What's the big deal? - You're shooting a gun on my boat! 152 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:38,203 I'm not shooting your boat, I'm shooting Jaws. 153 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:42,249 Nobody's killing it. I'm not letting a good animal die so you can have its teeth. 154 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:45,794 Sure getting grumpy since you found out you're gonna be a grandpa. 155 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:47,462 Get off of me, will you? 156 00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,089 Don't fool around! 157 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:52,801 This is some piece of hardware. You got a permit? 158 00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:55,095 - I'm a P.I. now. Of course I do. - A P what? 159 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:58,974 A P.I., a gumshoe! You get in ugly situations. I got guns, everything. 160 00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:00,726 You are an ugly situation. 161 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:04,062 Permit or no permit, you don't deserve this. You're not safe. 162 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:07,399 Smart move, Riggs. 163 00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:09,234 Shit! 164 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,863 Hard right, Rog. 165 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,490 - They're gonna hit us. - You hear shots? 166 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:17,743 Coast Guard, this is Code 7. 167 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:28,378 We're in L.A. Harbor. Over. 168 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:31,048 - We gotta go. Come on, Rog. - Code 7. 169 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:34,968 They're getting away! 170 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:37,179 Who was it? Do we know? 171 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,390 No, no, I'll drive! 172 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:45,979 - Want me to help? - Get out of here! 173 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:47,522 This your gun? 174 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,483 Yeah, you want some laser surgery? 175 00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,443 Hey, hey! You could blind somebody! 176 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:57,699 Coast Guard, this is Code 7, in pursuit of freighter. 177 00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:58,992 Heading north. 178 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,911 Awaiting instructions. Over. 179 00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:04,998 Code 7, this is U.S. Coast Guard. Maintain your present course. 180 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:08,001 - We have a cutter en route. - Why you slowing down? 181 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:11,338 We'll hang here. Coast Guard'll be here soon. 182 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,924 - What do we do now? - Show them our badges. 183 00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:16,718 LAPD! LAPD! 184 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,637 Los Angeles Police Department! 185 00:11:18,804 --> 00:11:20,847 We heard gunfire! The Coast Guard's on the... 186 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,169 Coast Guard! Freighter's on fire! 187 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,964 - Let's board them. - What are you talking about? 188 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,216 Fire on the freighter! 189 00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:04,266 Okay, I'm upside. Now what do you do? 190 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:06,351 They're getting away. Get me up there! 191 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:13,900 Hell of a fishing trip! 192 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,486 Shut up and keep your head down! 193 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,405 LAPD! LAPD! 194 00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:21,533 Stop where you are! Hold it right there! 195 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,496 He's got it! He's got it! 196 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,419 - What'd he say? - He said watch his back. 197 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,382 Why didn't you tell me you were gonna shoot? 198 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,218 Tie it up! 199 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:41,762 What? 200 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,138 Pull it up! 201 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,230 That was great, wasn't it? 202 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,441 I told you to keep the boat closer! 203 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,611 What are you listening to Leo for? 204 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,038 Oh, shit. 205 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,549 You all right, Riggs? 206 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,221 Look at that. 207 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,182 Oh, shit. 208 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,059 Jump! Jump! 209 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,733 Where are you? 210 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,903 My boat! My new boat! 211 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:57,838 - Hey, Rog. - What? 212 00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,382 - The shark. - What about the shark? 213 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:01,967 Oh, shark! 214 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,471 Don't leave me! 215 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,194 Come on, Leo! 216 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:33,999 - Hurry up! - I'm coming! 217 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,478 You can make it, Leo. 218 00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:04,696 This is all I got left. 219 00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,990 And since I met Riggs, I've had my house destroyed... 220 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,036 my car wrecked and now my boat sunk. 221 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:12,996 What's left? 222 00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:14,623 I think that's about it. 223 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:35,226 Four sets of papers, totally genuine. 224 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:38,396 They'll get in the country and they'll be able to stay forever. 225 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,440 U.S. citizens. 226 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,527 Ask them to vote the incumbent party next election. 227 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,613 Help me keep my State Department job. 228 00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,323 Bloody marvelous! 229 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:53,036 They've red-flagged the Asian visas lately. Those weren't so easy to slip through. 230 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,510 Something wrong? 231 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:13,598 A small delivery problem, Mr. Proody. 232 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,563 Goodbye. 233 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,524 Leave! 234 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,892 Coast Guard interdicts about one of these a month. 235 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,769 Pretty raggedy-looking. 236 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:43,438 Six weeks locked in a hole with one toilet. 237 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:47,025 Rice and a little fish to eat. Lousy deal for 35 grand a head. 238 00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:49,736 Thirty-five grand. Where'd they get that kind of money? 239 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:54,657 Didn't. Got to work it off from the snakeheads, the smugglers. 240 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,910 - They sell them as cheap labor. - Sell them? 241 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,828 Like slaves. 242 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,665 I guess these must be the lucky ones. 243 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:06,920 They'll claim asylum. Say they were persecuted, like everybody else. 244 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:10,882 We'll send them packing. Cost you and me a goddamn fortune. 245 00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:13,510 What happened to, bring me your tired, your poor... 246 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:16,179 your wretched masses, yearning to be free? 247 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,598 Now it reads, no vacancies. 248 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:22,435 I guess your parents were Native Americans. 249 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,317 They pop one every boatload. 250 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:32,487 Shows the rest what'll happen if they run off or don't pay. 251 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,449 At least he's nobody's slave now. 252 00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:40,036 Come on. Don't coddle them, move them! 253 00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:42,622 We're on the boat and I see this barrel coming down. 254 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,375 Murtaugh didn't see it, so I push him out of the way. 255 00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:48,336 Big guy. I knock him over. We're in the water. 256 00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:51,256 I pull him because he doesn't swim good. I gotta save him. 257 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:55,218 There's that kid. What's his name? Bissel? 258 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:58,012 - It's a food. - Burger! 259 00:18:58,179 --> 00:18:59,722 No, Biscuits or something. 260 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:02,684 He's always kissing my ass, giving me coffee and shit. 261 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:06,187 Sergeant Riggs, Sergeant Murtaugh. What are you doing here? 262 00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:09,482 - Hell, that's a long story. - Hey, man, you're all wet. 263 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,276 - You need a blanket? - No, I'm fine. 264 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:14,237 - Somebody get this man a blanket now! - Yes, sir! 265 00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:15,697 All right. 266 00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:19,200 - Get this body out of here. - Hold up. What do we got here? 267 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,202 Step back, step back. 268 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,497 Shit. 269 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,958 He's dead, man. He's fucking dead, man! 270 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,418 - Shit! - What? 271 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:31,337 This is how he wanted to come to America? 272 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,298 Was he in the killing section? 273 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:36,467 - This guy's been shot four times! - Well, yeah. 274 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:39,179 At close range, like he was executed! 275 00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,639 - He was executed. - Yeah, by the crew. 276 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:47,729 What the fuck, man? People get killed left, right and center in this town! 277 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,731 Now we're importing victims? 278 00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:52,942 Gangbangers wanna kill each other, no problem. 279 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:56,112 You and me, one of us gets shot, hey, occupational hazard. 280 00:19:56,279 --> 00:20:00,617 But just a normal guy, this fucking guy? What the fuck did he ever do to anybody? 281 00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:02,577 - That ain't right. - Easy, Biscuits. 282 00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:05,079 You'll get an ulcer like this, kid. Settle down. 283 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,123 Blanket! 284 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,876 - Sorry, Blankets. - Here's your blanket. 285 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,836 Sorry, I'm losing my head. 286 00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:14,631 I just hate to see bad things happen to good folk. 287 00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:19,552 We'd like to stick around and shoot the breeze, Butler, but you're in charge so... 288 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,680 You should take this, it's free. You're all wet. 289 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:26,851 - Get some vapor rub on your chest. - All right, Boogers. 290 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:29,812 - Sir, over here! - Hey, get them out of here! 291 00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:32,190 Get them out of here! 292 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,735 Yeah, yeah. He takes the job kind of personally. 293 00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:39,614 Personally? Yeah, he's pretty serious, I'd say. Overzealous. 294 00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:41,199 - Emotionally... - Jealous of who? 295 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,327 - I don't know. Who? - You just said he was jealous. 296 00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:45,870 - I didn't... - You just said... 297 00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:48,915 No, I said he was zealous. Full of zeal. 298 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,416 - He's loud too. - What? 299 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,126 - He's loud! - What? 300 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,462 We better get up before the sun's up. 301 00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,297 I got something in the lifeboat. 302 00:20:56,464 --> 00:21:00,093 That's okay, see you tomorrow. I'll catch a squad ride. Hey, Rog. 303 00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:03,972 I'm sorry about your boat. 304 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,516 Riggs. 305 00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,560 - I'm sorry. - Shit. 306 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:13,523 All of a sudden, this big fucking shark comes... Can I say that? 307 00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:16,067 You can say it, but we can't air it. 308 00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:19,070 So this big darn shark comes along... 309 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:32,917 My Code 7. 310 00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:19,297 - Hey! Hey. - Hey. 311 00:22:19,464 --> 00:22:22,508 - You were coming home last night. - I know, I'm sorry. 312 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,010 I had some bad Chinese. 313 00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:27,472 You look a little banged up. 314 00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:29,265 You look a little knocked up. 315 00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:33,770 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 316 00:22:33,936 --> 00:22:35,438 - You sure? - Yeah. 317 00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:37,774 Easy, tiger! There he goes again. 318 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:40,026 She. There she goes again. 319 00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:42,570 You okay? 320 00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:44,989 I'm good. I'm better than Roger. His boat sank. 321 00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:48,743 - No. Boat sank? - I had something to do with it. 322 00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:50,370 No! No grease! 323 00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:53,122 - Have some cookies. - What happened? 324 00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:54,916 What happened? 325 00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,585 Gunfights, explosions, sharks. The usual. 326 00:22:57,752 --> 00:22:58,961 Here, boy. 327 00:22:59,629 --> 00:23:01,881 Thanks. 328 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:06,135 You were out fishing. I mean, does trouble just go looking for you? 329 00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:10,473 Well, it seems to know pretty much where I am most of the time. 330 00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:13,267 You finished the nursery. 331 00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:14,936 Yeah, I did. 332 00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:17,688 I figured it was good for a girl or a boy. Cute, huh? 333 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:20,441 It's a dogfest. Did you get the whole 101? 334 00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:23,611 I know. I got a little carried away with puppies. 335 00:23:23,778 --> 00:23:25,696 Kid'll probably hate dogs. 336 00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:34,038 You know, Lorna, we never ever talked about marriage. 337 00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:48,136 Well, I sort of figured you didn't want that. 338 00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:53,641 You want to get married? 339 00:23:56,519 --> 00:23:57,854 Well, no. 340 00:24:00,398 --> 00:24:01,649 Me neither. 341 00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:04,193 You want some breakfast? 342 00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:07,321 Yeah. Yeah. 343 00:24:20,585 --> 00:24:23,045 Serve and Protect. 344 00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:26,174 Since when do you read this smut? 345 00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:29,969 - It's not smut, it's Ebony Clark. - Ebony Clark. 346 00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:31,220 Trish gave it to me. 347 00:24:31,429 --> 00:24:34,599 Every fiber in his being desired her. 348 00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:36,726 He devoured her with his eyes. 349 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:41,189 Hey. Can we try this thing on page 196 sometime? 350 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:46,569 There's a good one on 168. Maybe later. 351 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:50,072 Nothing comes between a pregnant lady and a meal. 352 00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:54,952 Have I ever made your womanhood reach peaks... 353 00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,413 that would rival the highest Himalayas? 354 00:24:57,580 --> 00:25:01,375 - Foothills of Malibu maybe. - Not even a Teton? 355 00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:03,461 - I don't think so. - Thanks. 356 00:25:03,628 --> 00:25:05,796 I thought I'd at least rate the Rockies. 357 00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:07,673 Well, you know I'm kidding. 358 00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:10,968 You're just saying that to make me feel better. 359 00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:12,929 No, I'm not. No, I'm not. 360 00:25:13,095 --> 00:25:14,388 You know I'm playing. 361 00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:17,266 I've been to plenty of mountain tops with you, Riggs. 362 00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,477 It's just that I'm hungry. 363 00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:24,065 When you have that kid, we'll blow up Mount Saint Helene. 364 00:25:24,232 --> 00:25:26,651 - I brought you a doughnut. - A doughnut. Police food. 365 00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:27,860 How did you know? 366 00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:32,490 I dropped by Internal Affairs yesterday. 367 00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:34,075 Really? How's the rat squad? 368 00:25:34,242 --> 00:25:36,452 - I picked something up, good one. - Some cheese? 369 00:25:36,619 --> 00:25:39,997 Oh, yeah. I.A. got an anonymous tip. 370 00:25:40,248 --> 00:25:42,500 The person said Roger's on the take. 371 00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:44,961 No, he's not. 372 00:25:45,127 --> 00:25:48,798 I know he's not. It's probably some jerk he put away. 373 00:25:48,965 --> 00:25:51,801 But with the new boats and putting two kids through college... 374 00:25:51,968 --> 00:25:53,970 I thought you ought to know. 375 00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:56,472 I actually tried to persuade him to take money. 376 00:25:56,639 --> 00:26:00,810 Stop it, Riggs! I can't hear that! Nothing! 377 00:26:00,977 --> 00:26:03,145 I won't say anything anymore. I'm kidding. 378 00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:05,481 - That's awful. - I'm kidding. 379 00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:08,234 Don't tell him I said it. He's got enough problems... 380 00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:11,779 He'll blow his top, it'll be awful. Just don't say anything. 381 00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:15,032 What do you mean? 382 00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:18,995 Like what? 383 00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:22,039 - In general, problems. - You mean something specific. 384 00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:25,001 I got a nose for these things. Come on, tell me. What? 385 00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:29,255 No, you know, you're pushing me. I don't want you to go there. 386 00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:31,799 Get it off your chest. You'll feel better. Tell me. 387 00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:33,843 I won't leave you alone till you tell me. 388 00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:35,886 - Son of a bitch. - Tell me. 389 00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:40,600 I'll tell you. Pregnancy destroyed my brain cells! I can't believe I said that! 390 00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:42,602 What? What? 391 00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:45,271 - I'm drooling. What? - Oh, Riggs. 392 00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:50,234 Okay. Promise me, swear to me that you'll never say a word about this ever. 393 00:26:50,484 --> 00:26:52,278 - I swear, I swear. - Right hand! 394 00:26:52,445 --> 00:26:53,946 I swear I won't, ever. 395 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:56,365 I promise. What? 396 00:26:56,824 --> 00:26:59,577 You know how Roger is about his daughter dating cops. 397 00:26:59,744 --> 00:27:01,495 He'd kill them. So? 398 00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:05,708 Rianne married one, he's her baby's father. She's too afraid to tell Roger. 399 00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:09,378 They met, fell in love. She got pregnant, they got hitched. 400 00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:11,505 And nobody's telling Roger about this? 401 00:27:11,672 --> 00:27:13,299 After the baby's born, Riggs. 402 00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:17,261 You mean it's a package deal? Here it is, take it or leave it? 403 00:27:17,428 --> 00:27:19,513 - Does Trish know about this? - Yeah, she knows. 404 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,932 She doesn't know you know. But Trish knows. 405 00:27:22,183 --> 00:27:24,560 Who's the lucky soon-to-be-dead son-in-law? 406 00:27:24,727 --> 00:27:25,853 Riggs. 407 00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:27,563 - Who? - Sergeant Lee Butters. 408 00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:31,442 This just gets better and better! No wonder he sucks up to Rog. 409 00:27:31,609 --> 00:27:33,611 Brings him apples, blankets, coffee... 410 00:27:33,778 --> 00:27:36,781 Okay, okay. Not a word. I'm telling you, nothing. 411 00:27:36,947 --> 00:27:41,077 You kidding? I won't tell. He'd shoot me just for being the messenger. 412 00:27:41,243 --> 00:27:45,581 He's my best friend. It'd be wrong to mess with him. I promise. I won't. 413 00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:49,251 Promise. 414 00:27:51,629 --> 00:27:56,133 We don't have to discuss boys' names, period, because we're having a girl. 415 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,052 Okay. Piadora. 416 00:27:58,219 --> 00:28:01,889 - I like Piadora. That's sweet. - Yeah? 417 00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:05,559 - Can't live with that. - I love that name. 418 00:28:08,062 --> 00:28:11,607 We're talking kids' names. Has Rianne picked any out? 419 00:28:11,774 --> 00:28:14,568 Need all the help we can get. We don't want to double up. 420 00:28:14,735 --> 00:28:17,071 Oscar for the boy, Loreen if it's a girl. 421 00:28:17,238 --> 00:28:20,074 I like Lee Butter. Better! I like it better. 422 00:28:20,241 --> 00:28:22,535 - Don't get me started. - I like those names. 423 00:28:22,702 --> 00:28:24,328 Captain wants to see us downtown. 424 00:28:24,495 --> 00:28:27,373 Trish'll be right down. Have fun shopping for the baby. 425 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:29,083 - Bye-bye, honey. - Yeah. 426 00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:31,252 Who had the sleepover? 427 00:28:31,419 --> 00:28:32,753 Just airing out camping gear. 428 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,797 - We're out of here. - Something smells good. 429 00:28:34,964 --> 00:28:36,215 Really good! 430 00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:39,301 Trish has food on the stove. We're out of here. 431 00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:41,178 That smells like Chinese food. 432 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:43,264 Chinese food? 433 00:28:43,431 --> 00:28:45,391 She's into Chinese cooking. 434 00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:47,768 I gotta see this. Can I taste? 435 00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:50,896 - I love Chinese food. - Hold it! Please, Lorna. 436 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:52,231 Please. 437 00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:55,109 There's a Chinese person in the kitchen. 438 00:28:55,276 --> 00:28:56,402 I saw him. 439 00:28:57,445 --> 00:28:59,530 A couple of Chinese people. 440 00:28:59,697 --> 00:29:01,449 Actually a whole family. 441 00:29:03,826 --> 00:29:04,869 Large family. 442 00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:10,958 - Hey, guys! What's up? - Hey. 443 00:29:12,293 --> 00:29:14,420 - Hello. - Yeah. 444 00:29:14,587 --> 00:29:16,797 - It does smell good. - Great. 445 00:29:16,964 --> 00:29:19,091 - They were hiding in the lifeboat. - They were? 446 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:21,635 With what the INS guy said, I had to do something. 447 00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:24,972 - So you brought them home. - It took two trips. 448 00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:27,767 - Really? - They fit in the station wagon? 449 00:29:28,058 --> 00:29:30,144 That's Ping with his grandfather, Hong. 450 00:29:30,311 --> 00:29:32,730 He's head of the family. Speaks pretty good English. 451 00:29:32,897 --> 00:29:36,442 Hong, this is my partner, Martin Riggs, and Lorna. 452 00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:38,027 Wife? 453 00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:39,904 No. 454 00:29:41,071 --> 00:29:42,448 Rog, can I speak to you? 455 00:29:42,615 --> 00:29:45,034 Lorna, this is the best breakfast. 456 00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:46,994 I'm hungry. I'd love some. 457 00:29:48,037 --> 00:29:51,874 Are you out of your mind? This is illegal. As in, against the law. 458 00:29:52,041 --> 00:29:53,834 You'll bring a shitstorm down on you. 459 00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:56,879 Just hold on! Just wait a frigging minute! 460 00:29:57,671 --> 00:30:01,133 The way I see it, those are slave ships out there. 461 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:04,887 And I'm freeing slaves, I'm freeing slaves... 462 00:30:05,054 --> 00:30:08,057 Like no one did for my ancestors. Okay? 463 00:30:09,266 --> 00:30:13,020 Riggs, it's my chance to do something and do it right. 464 00:30:16,023 --> 00:30:18,734 Why didn't you say so? This is not gonna be boring. 465 00:30:18,901 --> 00:30:20,528 Need any help? 466 00:30:20,694 --> 00:30:21,821 Okay. 467 00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:23,614 Where is he? 468 00:30:24,949 --> 00:30:26,826 Hey, Daddy. 469 00:30:26,992 --> 00:30:28,911 What is it this time, food or money? 470 00:30:29,078 --> 00:30:30,329 - Food and money. - Money. 471 00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:32,414 I see you more than when you lived here. 472 00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:33,999 We're independent now. 473 00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:35,876 Okay, okay. What's the money for? 474 00:30:36,043 --> 00:30:38,254 - Hookers, drugs... - Contraceptives. 475 00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:40,464 Can you believe they talk to their father like this? 476 00:30:40,631 --> 00:30:44,510 - Better than their parole officer. - It costs more to go to school now. 477 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:46,929 Me first, me first. 478 00:30:47,096 --> 00:30:49,306 I get the tuition bills. And the grades too. 479 00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:52,518 Consider this a down payment on a future ass-chewing. 480 00:30:52,685 --> 00:30:55,396 Get out of here and go to school. I wanna see some grades. 481 00:30:55,563 --> 00:30:57,147 I see the tuition. 482 00:30:57,314 --> 00:31:01,068 I want to see some grades! I want more cluck for my buck. 483 00:31:01,235 --> 00:31:02,653 Thanks for the money. 484 00:31:04,822 --> 00:31:06,574 - Oh, boy. - I'm tired. 485 00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:08,534 Me, I can't win. 486 00:31:08,701 --> 00:31:09,869 Boy! 487 00:31:11,245 --> 00:31:13,998 Did we get a raise and nobody told me about it? 488 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:18,419 I got to get to the bank. 489 00:31:18,752 --> 00:31:21,630 How can you when you're taken to the cleaners all the time? 490 00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:23,215 Yeah. 491 00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:25,593 Hey, guys. 492 00:31:25,759 --> 00:31:28,053 - Hey, Trish. - Hey, babe. 493 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:31,015 - Those the kids leaving? - Yes. And we're broke. 494 00:31:31,265 --> 00:31:32,308 Is Lorna here? 495 00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:35,311 Yeah. She's in the kitchen, probably on her third breakfast. 496 00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:37,438 I remember those days. 497 00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:41,233 - Oh, Martin, I'm sorry. - I love it when you do that. 498 00:31:42,902 --> 00:31:44,737 - You look terrific. - Thank you. 499 00:31:44,904 --> 00:31:47,573 Wait till she starts trying to raise that baby by herself. 500 00:31:47,740 --> 00:31:49,283 Daddy, I'll be fine. 501 00:31:49,450 --> 00:31:52,703 Move back in and Grandpa Rog will be up all night with the baby. 502 00:31:52,995 --> 00:31:55,080 Better than her marrying the wrong guy. 503 00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:59,585 Well, you know, a cop or something. 504 00:31:59,752 --> 00:32:00,836 True. 505 00:32:01,003 --> 00:32:02,713 Come on, guys. See you. 506 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,174 - I should say goodbye. - Hey, Lorna. 507 00:32:05,341 --> 00:32:06,842 Hurry up. 508 00:32:07,009 --> 00:32:08,802 Oh, yeah. Stuffing your face. 509 00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:11,305 Stop kissing me. Try that. 510 00:32:11,472 --> 00:32:13,599 You stay away from my girl. 511 00:32:13,766 --> 00:32:16,226 I'm not joking. Stay away from my girl. 512 00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:19,021 - Joking. - Bye! Got the baby beeper? 513 00:32:19,188 --> 00:32:20,230 Yeah. 514 00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:27,655 - I know. - It's your fault. 515 00:32:27,905 --> 00:32:30,366 It's your fault. All the chicken shit. 516 00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:32,618 Flapping all over the place. 517 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:35,996 All right, everybody! 518 00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:40,250 It's been a year almost already, okay? This shit ain't funny no more! 519 00:32:41,210 --> 00:32:44,713 - All right? Enough is enough! - Please! Enough. 520 00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:48,926 I'm the one that gets it in the neck. Can we exercise a little maturity around here? 521 00:32:49,093 --> 00:32:51,595 If I find who's doing this, I'll kick his ass. 522 00:32:52,554 --> 00:32:54,139 What asshole is doing this? 523 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:57,226 Riggs, I catch that asshole who put my picture up, that's it! 524 00:32:57,393 --> 00:32:58,394 That's it. 525 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,229 - Cut their balls off. - Captain. 526 00:33:00,396 --> 00:33:02,272 Hey, captain. 527 00:33:02,439 --> 00:33:05,275 I look out expecting to see all the old faces. 528 00:33:05,526 --> 00:33:08,988 Instead, I see a bunch of kids whose names I barely remember. 529 00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:13,158 Will you sit down? We're dinosaurs headed for extinction. 530 00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:14,660 Speak for yourself. 531 00:33:14,827 --> 00:33:16,704 We're making way for the new police. 532 00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:21,583 Guys with guns and psychology degrees, like Butters out there. 533 00:33:26,255 --> 00:33:29,383 - Biter has a psychology degree? - More like a psycho degree. 534 00:33:29,550 --> 00:33:32,136 Hell, I got nothing against it. Times have got to change. 535 00:33:32,428 --> 00:33:35,180 I once got shot by a hot-rodder with a zip gun. 536 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,057 That's how far back I go. 537 00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:40,227 You wanted to see us about something? 538 00:33:40,394 --> 00:33:42,146 Some things don't change. 539 00:33:42,312 --> 00:33:45,274 - Here we go. - The department lost its insurance. 540 00:33:45,441 --> 00:33:48,444 All the damage you've done, they can't get a new one... 541 00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:50,988 while you two guys are still running around. 542 00:33:52,448 --> 00:33:54,742 They can't fire you either. 543 00:33:54,908 --> 00:33:57,703 So they're promoting you. 544 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,125 - Lieutenant. - There's no open lieutenant spots. 545 00:34:03,292 --> 00:34:07,129 So the chief used his special privilege, he's making you captains. 546 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,299 - Better. - Captain. 547 00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:14,511 Time was when this would send me over the falls. I'm getting old. 548 00:34:15,846 --> 00:34:17,431 So, what the hell we do now? 549 00:34:17,598 --> 00:34:18,849 I don't know, captain shit. 550 00:34:19,016 --> 00:34:21,477 - Hang out. - Take long lunches. 551 00:34:21,643 --> 00:34:24,980 Yell, Riggs, Murtaugh, I'm the captain. 552 00:34:25,147 --> 00:34:28,400 - Chief's shitting bricks, man. - You finished? You finished? 553 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:31,320 Think you can stay off the streets and out of trouble? 554 00:34:31,487 --> 00:34:32,988 Absolutely. 555 00:34:33,155 --> 00:34:35,157 - Captain Riggs. - Captain Murtaugh. 556 00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:42,331 - All right, hey. - Hey, this is... 557 00:34:42,498 --> 00:34:43,749 Hey. 558 00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:47,586 You want your badges? Let me see those sergeant badges. Give me those. 559 00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:50,047 - Throw them over here. - Never liked it. 560 00:34:50,214 --> 00:34:51,882 - Here. - Give me those. 561 00:34:52,049 --> 00:34:55,052 This is one of the most painful fucking experiences of my life. 562 00:34:55,219 --> 00:34:57,179 - Now get out of here. - Thank you, captain. 563 00:34:57,346 --> 00:34:59,181 - Thank you, captain. - Thank you, captain. 564 00:34:59,348 --> 00:35:00,974 - Captain, after you. - After you, captain. 565 00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:03,352 Enough with the captain shit. Get out of here. 566 00:35:03,519 --> 00:35:07,481 After you, captain, I insist! O Captain! My Captain! 567 00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:10,150 - Captains outrageous! - News travels fast. 568 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:13,570 Get a break from real police work. Play golf, tennis... 569 00:35:13,862 --> 00:35:15,072 They got brown rings 570 00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:16,865 Around their noses... 571 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,994 Now that you're captains, come up in the chopper for a ride. 572 00:35:21,161 --> 00:35:23,330 - Not for me. - I'll take a rain check. 573 00:35:23,497 --> 00:35:26,125 - If you change your mind, call us. - He's down-to-earth kind of guy. 574 00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:29,545 I'm sorry. 575 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:35,384 Can we knock this shit off, please? This is your captain speaking. 576 00:35:35,551 --> 00:35:38,846 - Can we knock it off, please? Okay? - Jesus. 577 00:35:39,012 --> 00:35:41,640 The man's got feelings, you know? 578 00:35:48,897 --> 00:35:50,649 Hey, congratulations. Look at you. 579 00:35:50,816 --> 00:35:52,651 Captain Murtaugh. 580 00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:56,947 I don't really know how to say this, but you really inspire me. 581 00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:00,242 Keep it up. 582 00:36:00,409 --> 00:36:01,743 How's it going, Burton? 583 00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:04,663 - It's Butters, captain. - Yeah. I'll remember that. 584 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:07,624 - Kid really likes you. - I wish he'd cut that shit out. 585 00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:09,334 He likes me? 586 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:14,256 - Likes me? - What? 587 00:36:15,883 --> 00:36:21,430 No. You don't think he likes me, likes me, likes me... 588 00:36:21,597 --> 00:36:23,974 Likes me like that? 589 00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:29,062 This is not the military, it's the police force. 590 00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:31,440 The millennium's creeping up on us. 591 00:36:31,607 --> 00:36:35,235 The captain said, new people, new department. 592 00:36:42,993 --> 00:36:45,746 - Dr. Woods? - Yes. 593 00:36:45,913 --> 00:36:47,831 Captain Riggs. 594 00:36:47,998 --> 00:36:49,875 - Don't run. - I'm in a rush. 595 00:36:50,042 --> 00:36:53,295 - I need to talk to you. - Do you? What is it this time? 596 00:36:53,462 --> 00:36:55,964 Recurring dreams about flying dwarfs? 597 00:36:56,131 --> 00:36:59,718 - Or did you cook up something new? - I'm sorry about all that. 598 00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:02,221 I wanted your advice. I was thinking of... 599 00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:04,473 - Thinking? - Marriage. 600 00:37:05,849 --> 00:37:08,143 Marriage? The M word? 601 00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:10,854 Does confidentiality mean anything to you? 602 00:37:11,021 --> 00:37:12,481 That's funny. 603 00:37:12,648 --> 00:37:15,400 You know what would happen? We'd go in my office... 604 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:17,778 - And you know what you'd tell me? - What? 605 00:37:17,945 --> 00:37:21,073 You'd tell me something like, Doc... 606 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:23,450 I want to marry Murtaugh. 607 00:37:23,617 --> 00:37:26,620 Or your mother maybe. Or how about Nelson Mandela? 608 00:37:26,787 --> 00:37:27,829 Nelson Mandela? 609 00:37:27,996 --> 00:37:30,540 Something to ridicule me, Riggs. 610 00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:33,377 Something to get a rise out of me. 611 00:37:33,877 --> 00:37:35,170 Listen carefully. 612 00:37:35,337 --> 00:37:38,006 I'm not stupid. 613 00:37:38,507 --> 00:37:40,676 And my time is reserved... 614 00:37:40,842 --> 00:37:45,055 for police officers with real needs and real problems. 615 00:37:45,222 --> 00:37:46,682 Have you got that? 616 00:37:47,683 --> 00:37:49,268 - Have you? - Run it by me again? 617 00:37:49,518 --> 00:37:51,895 No. And you know what? 618 00:37:52,062 --> 00:37:53,355 I don't like you. 619 00:37:57,651 --> 00:37:58,902 Stephanie? 620 00:37:59,569 --> 00:38:02,614 I can't go out with you. I'm in a relationship. I'm very happy. 621 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:05,075 I think you need to see someone. 622 00:38:05,242 --> 00:38:07,661 You'll find someone someday who'll love you. 623 00:38:07,911 --> 00:38:10,998 Not in this department. But stop bothering me! 624 00:38:11,164 --> 00:38:13,083 You're disgusting! 625 00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:15,002 What's the matter with you people? 626 00:38:20,424 --> 00:38:21,591 What's shaking? 627 00:38:21,758 --> 00:38:23,802 - Captain Riggs. - Captain Murtaugh. 628 00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:26,805 You're supposed to turn around and do that. We're captains. 629 00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:28,932 Heard you were up to your ass in Chinese. 630 00:38:29,099 --> 00:38:31,310 The taller ones come up to the navel. 631 00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:34,896 They were short, but big enough to kick your ass. What can I do for you? 632 00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:38,567 One of the ship's crew shot one of the illegals, apparently under orders... 633 00:38:38,734 --> 00:38:42,654 and we'd dearly like to know who's smuggling Chinese these days. 634 00:38:42,863 --> 00:38:46,700 We got no hard evidence, but we're pretty sure the big boss is Benny Chan. 635 00:38:46,867 --> 00:38:48,076 Uncle Benny? 636 00:38:48,243 --> 00:38:49,953 - You know him? - Yeah. 637 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,998 - Back when he was running smack. - We never nailed him either. 638 00:38:53,165 --> 00:38:54,416 Benny's slippery. 639 00:38:54,583 --> 00:38:56,501 Where's he hanging out these days? 640 00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:58,920 He's got a nightclub, couple restaurants. 641 00:38:59,087 --> 00:39:02,341 He operates mainly out on North Broadway. Here's the address. 642 00:39:04,134 --> 00:39:06,428 - Hi, fellas. - Riggs. 643 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:08,764 There he is. Hey, Burger! Summers. 644 00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:10,515 Butters. 645 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:12,726 What you got on the freighter homicide? 646 00:39:12,893 --> 00:39:16,688 I'm all over it. I talked to some illegals. They only knew the shooter by sight. 647 00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:18,190 Checked out the boat. 648 00:39:18,357 --> 00:39:22,027 Turns out the boat's registered under a dummy corporation out of Indonesia. 649 00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:25,155 It'll be a rough one to crack, but we'll nail them. 650 00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:26,990 You ever hear of Benny Chan? 651 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:29,785 Benny Chan. No. What kind of bad man is he? 652 00:39:29,951 --> 00:39:32,037 Real bad. Big crime boss in Chinatown. 653 00:39:32,204 --> 00:39:34,831 If it's dirty and Chinese, Benny's doing it. 654 00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:36,792 Where do I find him? 655 00:39:36,958 --> 00:39:38,126 At this restaurant. 656 00:39:38,293 --> 00:39:40,837 I'm hungry for Chinese, Rog. How about you? 657 00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:43,298 Since we're going there anyway, we'll drive you. 658 00:39:43,465 --> 00:39:45,550 Chinese? Let me get my jacket. 659 00:39:46,093 --> 00:39:48,637 - Riggs, not with him. - The kid's doing a good job. 660 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:50,389 We might need backup. 661 00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:53,809 Spend time with him. You might learn to love him. 662 00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:55,310 Like a son. 663 00:39:55,477 --> 00:39:57,020 - A son? - In law... 664 00:39:57,229 --> 00:39:59,564 enforcement it pays to know your fellow officer. 665 00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:01,817 He might have to back you up one day. 666 00:40:06,488 --> 00:40:10,158 Sir, let me just say, it'll be an honor to share some egg rolls with you. 667 00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:13,161 Yeah, all right. Let's go. 668 00:40:13,370 --> 00:40:14,788 Share? 669 00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:20,168 Butters, it seems like you hate crime in a sort of personal way. 670 00:40:20,335 --> 00:40:23,422 - If you don't mind me saying so. - Why do you say that, sir? 671 00:40:23,588 --> 00:40:27,092 It's just last night I noticed you were more than slightly miffed. 672 00:40:27,259 --> 00:40:29,219 - Wasn't he, Roger? - Yeah, yeah. 673 00:40:29,386 --> 00:40:31,388 Any particular reason? 674 00:40:31,555 --> 00:40:33,932 About 150,000 of them. 675 00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:37,436 That's how many bullets zinged around my neighborhood growing up. 676 00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:40,689 Couldn't go outside. Couldn't go near a window. 677 00:40:40,856 --> 00:40:45,026 Lived on the floor, ate on the floor, slept and watched TV on the floor. 678 00:40:45,527 --> 00:40:48,196 I didn't learn how to walk till I was 10 years old. 679 00:40:48,363 --> 00:40:52,409 Spent most of my formative years nose-to-nose with the family beagle. 680 00:40:52,576 --> 00:40:55,912 When I work on a crime, I ain't thinking about the crime. 681 00:40:56,079 --> 00:40:59,374 I'm just thinking about that goddamn floor, and it pisses me off. 682 00:41:00,709 --> 00:41:02,127 Hey. 683 00:41:03,253 --> 00:41:06,840 - We supposed to meet Leo somewhere? - No, why? 684 00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:09,718 Because he's following us. Don't look too hard. 685 00:41:09,885 --> 00:41:12,554 - Who's Leo? - Maybe it's a coincidence. 686 00:41:12,721 --> 00:41:16,057 - What does he want? - I don't know. Let's find out. 687 00:41:16,224 --> 00:41:17,851 Yeah. 688 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,069 - Fucking asshole! - Bite me! Bite me, okay? 689 00:41:28,236 --> 00:41:31,448 Whatever! Whatever! Jerk. 690 00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:33,825 You looking for us, Leo? 691 00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:36,578 - You saw me? - Yeah, we saw you. 692 00:41:36,745 --> 00:41:38,205 What you doing, Leo? 693 00:41:38,371 --> 00:41:42,083 I've been perfecting my tailing technique now that I'm a P.I. and all. 694 00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:46,505 He's a private eyesore. Nice inconspicuous vehicle. I like it. 695 00:41:47,547 --> 00:41:49,007 Riggs, who's the perp? 696 00:41:49,216 --> 00:41:51,551 - What'd you bust him for? - I'm a perp? 697 00:41:51,718 --> 00:41:55,138 A young brother in back of a police car, automatically I'm a perp? 698 00:41:55,305 --> 00:41:59,267 Look at my suit! Look at my tie! Do I look like the fucking Crips' accountant? 699 00:41:59,434 --> 00:42:01,228 Look at this badge, bitch. 700 00:42:01,394 --> 00:42:03,188 - Check out the gun. - Okay, okay. 701 00:42:03,355 --> 00:42:05,106 Put the gun down. Put the gun down. 702 00:42:05,273 --> 00:42:08,026 License. Registration. Urine sample. 703 00:42:08,193 --> 00:42:09,486 I got a badge too, okay? 704 00:42:09,653 --> 00:42:12,239 German Jews didn't have it any easier when we were kids. 705 00:42:12,405 --> 00:42:14,366 So don't think you're the only one. Okay? 706 00:42:14,533 --> 00:42:16,243 Besides, I knew you were a cop. 707 00:42:16,409 --> 00:42:19,371 I was kidding with you. I can smell a cop a mile away. 708 00:42:19,538 --> 00:42:21,623 Oh, I smell bad? What you trying to say? 709 00:42:21,790 --> 00:42:24,459 Stop turning everything around! You're so damn touchy. 710 00:42:24,626 --> 00:42:27,045 These guys'll tell you. We got a history together. 711 00:42:27,212 --> 00:42:30,799 Maybe we'll work together someday! I'm the bomb! They'll tell you. 712 00:42:30,966 --> 00:42:34,970 We'll work together when I open a cereal shop, you leprechaun! 713 00:42:35,136 --> 00:42:37,597 I didn't call you names, fuckface! Don't start! 714 00:42:37,764 --> 00:42:39,808 Okay? Don't fool around! 715 00:42:39,975 --> 00:42:43,103 - These guys'll tell you everything. - Sir, you're double-parked. 716 00:42:43,436 --> 00:42:46,231 Officer, I'm just talking with the detectives. 717 00:42:46,565 --> 00:42:48,942 - We don't know this guy. - Yeah. 718 00:42:49,109 --> 00:42:50,569 Think he might've been drinking. 719 00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:52,279 They're kidding. Come back! 720 00:42:52,445 --> 00:42:55,031 I wasn't drinking. They just said that. 721 00:42:55,198 --> 00:42:58,577 Blow your breath in my hand. I can smell it already. 722 00:42:58,743 --> 00:43:01,162 Blow in my fucking ear! 723 00:43:01,329 --> 00:43:03,873 - Okay, okay, okay. - You're all mine. You're mine! 724 00:43:31,067 --> 00:43:32,360 Where's Uncle Benny? 725 00:43:32,527 --> 00:43:34,571 - He's not here. - Is he in there? 726 00:43:34,738 --> 00:43:36,323 - I'm sure he is. - This way. 727 00:43:36,489 --> 00:43:38,033 Yes, it's a two-way. 728 00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:40,160 We have three people. 729 00:43:40,327 --> 00:43:43,538 The restaurant's over there. Go this way, please. 730 00:43:43,705 --> 00:43:45,749 They see us, but we can't see them. 731 00:43:45,957 --> 00:43:48,627 - Where's your green card? - That's a racist remark. 732 00:43:48,793 --> 00:43:51,630 I'm a policeman who asked for your green card! 733 00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:52,922 This is not the way. 734 00:43:53,089 --> 00:43:55,550 You're the boss till we get up in his ass. 735 00:43:58,261 --> 00:44:00,972 It'll be fine. Hey, they've refurbished. 736 00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:03,224 - I couldn't stop them. - Hey, fellas. 737 00:44:03,391 --> 00:44:05,602 - Out, out! - Can I get drink or food? 738 00:44:05,769 --> 00:44:08,480 Uncle Benny! I hope this is a bad time. 739 00:44:08,688 --> 00:44:11,816 - He still hasn't clipped his eyebrows. - What'd we tell you? 740 00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:15,945 - We hate not disturbing you. - This is Detective Buckles. 741 00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:20,325 Sell any heroin? Kill anyone lately? How's the front...? Restaurant? 742 00:44:20,492 --> 00:44:24,162 Have something to eat. Give you the police discount. 743 00:44:24,329 --> 00:44:26,206 - Flied lice? - Flied lice? 744 00:44:26,373 --> 00:44:28,458 It is fried rice, you plick! 745 00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:34,798 I'm very busy. What is it this time? 746 00:44:34,964 --> 00:44:36,257 Tell him, Buttkiss. 747 00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:40,011 Know about a boatload of illegals that went aground last night? 748 00:44:40,762 --> 00:44:42,430 Just what I saw on the news. 749 00:44:42,681 --> 00:44:44,474 Some snakehead lost big money. 750 00:44:44,641 --> 00:44:47,560 Four hundred people at 35 grand. Fourteen million, Uncle Benny. 751 00:44:48,937 --> 00:44:50,939 And missed out on making slaves out of them. 752 00:44:51,231 --> 00:44:55,610 You are cops. I thought smuggling Chinese was an INS problem. 753 00:44:55,777 --> 00:44:59,114 We found three bodies full of holes, so now it's a cop problem. 754 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,657 Three dead Chinese? 755 00:45:01,116 --> 00:45:04,411 - Billion more where they came from. - That's right, life's cheap. 756 00:45:04,577 --> 00:45:07,288 Problem is, he shot at me and Rog too. That pisses us off. 757 00:45:07,455 --> 00:45:11,960 Heh, heh, heh. Too bad they missed. But still I don't know anything about it. 758 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,089 Hey. Who's he? 759 00:45:17,382 --> 00:45:20,218 Hey. He doesn't look too happy. What's his name? 760 00:45:20,427 --> 00:45:23,847 Who is he? Who's this guy? Is he just appraising your furniture? 761 00:45:24,055 --> 00:45:25,807 He doesn't speak English. 762 00:45:25,974 --> 00:45:29,978 Yeah? Then he doesn't understand words like scumbag... 763 00:45:30,729 --> 00:45:32,147 Eat shit? 764 00:45:33,273 --> 00:45:35,525 I think he understands good. 765 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,030 - Riggs. - Enter the drag queen. 766 00:45:41,197 --> 00:45:43,241 The insurance, remember? 767 00:45:43,408 --> 00:45:46,119 I'm busy. If you have nothing on me, get out. 768 00:45:46,286 --> 00:45:47,996 Just know that we're still around. 769 00:45:48,455 --> 00:45:50,582 - I'm on your ass too. - Yeah. 770 00:45:50,749 --> 00:45:52,333 But the door is this way! 771 00:45:52,834 --> 00:45:55,295 This is quicker. This is quicker, really. 772 00:45:58,965 --> 00:46:00,300 See? It's quicker! 773 00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:05,305 Don't forget my 10 percent policeman's discount. 774 00:46:07,807 --> 00:46:11,352 In Hong Kong, you'd be dead. 775 00:46:13,396 --> 00:46:16,232 - No, not that! Riggs, don't! - No, no, no! 776 00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:19,110 The insurance... What the hell? 777 00:46:26,367 --> 00:46:27,702 Hurry up! 778 00:46:27,994 --> 00:46:31,706 Try it sometime. Give it a whirl. Not only is it satisfying, it's therapeutic. 779 00:46:31,873 --> 00:46:35,210 - Saves the cost of shrinks. - Bad guys can't call the cops. 780 00:46:35,376 --> 00:46:37,837 - Why not? We're already here! - El Niño. 781 00:46:38,963 --> 00:46:40,131 I know this guy. 782 00:46:40,340 --> 00:46:41,758 That's the captain. Hold it! 783 00:46:46,554 --> 00:46:48,765 Hey, Riggs! Remember, no damage! 784 00:46:59,567 --> 00:47:01,069 Hold it! 785 00:47:03,738 --> 00:47:05,031 Shit. 786 00:47:07,367 --> 00:47:11,621 LAPD. I'm commandeering your bike. Shit. Here, $200. 787 00:47:12,455 --> 00:47:13,706 Riggs, I'm coming! 788 00:47:14,707 --> 00:47:16,334 Somebody stole your bike! 789 00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:19,087 Stop! 790 00:47:20,046 --> 00:47:21,756 Police! 791 00:47:22,465 --> 00:47:23,842 Out of the way! 792 00:47:24,259 --> 00:47:26,261 Butler! Chase the fast one! 793 00:47:26,427 --> 00:47:28,137 What, do you have Alzheimer's? 794 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,611 Stop! Freeze! 795 00:47:56,624 --> 00:48:00,211 Stop! Stop in Chinese, motherfucker! Halt! 796 00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:15,727 Out the way! Police! 797 00:48:15,977 --> 00:48:17,395 He's getting away! 798 00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:26,029 Excuse me. Out of the way. 799 00:48:36,205 --> 00:48:37,415 Get down! LAPD! 800 00:48:37,624 --> 00:48:39,208 Stop, you little shit! 801 00:48:52,764 --> 00:48:55,224 Get down! Get the fuck down! 802 00:49:00,605 --> 00:49:02,857 My arm! I didn't do anything! 803 00:49:11,157 --> 00:49:12,659 I got you covered down here! 804 00:49:15,078 --> 00:49:18,289 You got the right to remain silent. So shut the fuck up. 805 00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:22,210 You got the right to an attorney. If you can't afford one... 806 00:49:22,377 --> 00:49:25,797 we'll provide you with the dumbest fucking lawyer on earth. 807 00:49:25,964 --> 00:49:28,257 If you get Johnnie Cochran, I'll kill you! 808 00:49:40,144 --> 00:49:42,605 Riggs, don't jump! You're going to be a father! 809 00:49:42,772 --> 00:49:44,107 Don't jump! 810 00:49:48,736 --> 00:49:50,822 Oh, shit. Hold on! 811 00:49:51,447 --> 00:49:53,366 Hold on! I'll get you! 812 00:49:53,741 --> 00:49:57,328 - Riggs, don't move! - Oh, okay. I won't move. 813 00:49:57,495 --> 00:49:58,705 Hold on! I get you! 814 00:49:58,871 --> 00:50:00,206 You'll catch me? 815 00:50:00,373 --> 00:50:03,543 No, I'm not gonna catch you. Wait. I got a dumpster here. 816 00:50:03,835 --> 00:50:05,837 You didn't do nothing, why you running? 817 00:50:06,045 --> 00:50:07,046 Butters! 818 00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:08,840 - Get over here! - Shit! 819 00:50:09,007 --> 00:50:11,592 - Hurry up! - Come on! 820 00:50:12,552 --> 00:50:13,594 Hold on, Riggs! 821 00:50:14,971 --> 00:50:17,098 A bit more to the left! 822 00:50:17,265 --> 00:50:18,850 Move this there. Now. 823 00:50:19,142 --> 00:50:20,977 No, the other left! 824 00:50:21,144 --> 00:50:22,895 Make up your mind! 825 00:50:23,062 --> 00:50:26,441 - Couldn't you find something smaller? - It's the only one I could find! 826 00:50:26,607 --> 00:50:29,277 I got it here. Now, jump on three. 827 00:50:29,444 --> 00:50:32,488 - Okay. Ready? - Ass first! It breaks the fall! 828 00:50:32,655 --> 00:50:34,615 Ready. One... 829 00:50:34,782 --> 00:50:36,701 Two, three. Son of a bitch. 830 00:50:38,953 --> 00:50:40,538 Hey, Riggs, you all right? 831 00:50:40,705 --> 00:50:42,081 I should've had him. 832 00:50:42,248 --> 00:50:43,791 Damn right, you should've. Shit. 833 00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:46,085 Hey. Who's your partner? 834 00:50:46,252 --> 00:50:48,129 - Son of a bitch. - I don't have a partner. 835 00:50:48,296 --> 00:50:49,714 The guy you were running with. 836 00:50:49,881 --> 00:50:51,424 I'm a waiter at a restaurant. 837 00:50:51,883 --> 00:50:54,010 You guys pull a gun, try to kill me. 838 00:50:54,302 --> 00:50:56,846 You physically abuse me. I want my lawyer. 839 00:50:58,014 --> 00:51:02,977 You ain't no waiter. If you're a waiter, what's today's special? 840 00:51:03,144 --> 00:51:04,979 What's today? 841 00:51:05,146 --> 00:51:06,731 - Wednesday. - Yeah, Wednesday. 842 00:51:06,898 --> 00:51:09,567 Sweet and sour pork, barbecue spareribs... 843 00:51:09,859 --> 00:51:11,319 Aw, shut up! 844 00:51:12,111 --> 00:51:14,989 Next time, don't run! Stay still! 845 00:51:16,282 --> 00:51:17,742 Johnnie Cochran! 846 00:51:17,950 --> 00:51:19,410 He fight for me! 847 00:52:19,679 --> 00:52:23,057 Rebellion against his domineering father. 848 00:52:23,307 --> 00:52:26,978 Finally, Mao left home to continue his schooling. 849 00:52:32,275 --> 00:52:35,194 - Sorry, Sergeant Murtaugh. - No, no, no. Sit, please. 850 00:52:35,361 --> 00:52:37,363 And it's Roger. 851 00:52:37,530 --> 00:52:40,908 - It's your chair. - Sit down. Really, it's fine. Sit. 852 00:52:41,075 --> 00:52:42,535 Want something to drink? 853 00:52:42,702 --> 00:52:43,870 Tequila? 854 00:52:44,620 --> 00:52:45,872 Thank you so much. 855 00:52:46,330 --> 00:52:47,832 From Mexico. 856 00:52:49,125 --> 00:52:52,336 This can't be the first time you had tequila, Hong. 857 00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:55,923 - Yes. - No. 858 00:52:58,426 --> 00:53:00,094 Bread. 859 00:53:00,261 --> 00:53:01,846 Bread. 860 00:53:02,013 --> 00:53:03,139 Toast. 861 00:53:03,306 --> 00:53:05,057 Oh, yeah, toast. 862 00:53:05,224 --> 00:53:06,267 Bread. 863 00:53:11,772 --> 00:53:13,482 You know anybody here? 864 00:53:13,649 --> 00:53:14,942 My uncle. 865 00:53:15,109 --> 00:53:17,820 He pay so we can come to America. 866 00:53:17,987 --> 00:53:20,281 You been in contact with him? 867 00:53:20,448 --> 00:53:22,450 No. I leave message. 868 00:53:23,826 --> 00:53:25,244 What's your uncle do? 869 00:53:26,495 --> 00:53:29,457 In China, he's artist. 870 00:53:29,624 --> 00:53:32,668 - An artist? - Yeah. 871 00:53:34,045 --> 00:53:35,922 It's tough leaving home, huh? 872 00:53:39,425 --> 00:53:41,427 In America... 873 00:53:41,594 --> 00:53:44,388 my children have chance to make good life. 874 00:53:44,889 --> 00:53:47,600 We want the best for our children. 875 00:53:47,767 --> 00:53:49,685 And our grandchildren. 876 00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:53,147 You believe I'm a grandfather? 877 00:53:53,314 --> 00:53:55,733 - That's right. Little Ping. - Oh, yes. 878 00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:58,236 You're a grandpa. 879 00:53:58,736 --> 00:54:00,279 Where's the time go? 880 00:54:02,281 --> 00:54:03,366 Don't know. 881 00:54:03,574 --> 00:54:04,867 Have no watch. 882 00:54:05,159 --> 00:54:06,619 You have no watch? 883 00:54:07,078 --> 00:54:08,454 Here. 884 00:54:08,621 --> 00:54:10,873 This is my pop's. Take it. 885 00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,834 He got it when he retired from the force. 886 00:54:14,001 --> 00:54:16,003 No, no. No, I cannot. 887 00:54:16,170 --> 00:54:17,630 No, no. I want you to have it. 888 00:54:17,838 --> 00:54:21,676 It belonged to a good man. It ought to belong to another good man. 889 00:54:23,803 --> 00:54:26,514 Thank you so much, Roger. 890 00:55:55,478 --> 00:55:56,771 Shit! 891 00:55:58,564 --> 00:56:00,441 No, no, Riggs. 892 00:56:01,359 --> 00:56:03,027 Hold him, hold him. 893 00:56:03,194 --> 00:56:05,112 Push him off. 894 00:56:07,365 --> 00:56:10,868 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good, good. 895 00:56:11,660 --> 00:56:12,703 Get him! 896 00:56:16,165 --> 00:56:17,708 What's wrong? 897 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,294 It's the shoulder. It's the shoulder. 898 00:56:20,461 --> 00:56:24,006 It's an old shoulder injury. I'll have to toss in the towel. 899 00:56:24,173 --> 00:56:27,051 - No problem. Sorry, man. - It happens periodically. 900 00:56:27,218 --> 00:56:30,763 I was just getting going too. You're lucky, kid. 901 00:56:30,930 --> 00:56:34,266 - You're lucky he didn't kill you. - You owe me a rematch! 902 00:56:34,433 --> 00:56:37,144 - Anytime you want. - I might even train for it. 903 00:56:37,311 --> 00:56:39,313 Better bring your own paramedic too. 904 00:56:41,399 --> 00:56:44,652 - I'll get ice for that shoulder. - Shoulder's okay, Rog. 905 00:56:44,902 --> 00:56:47,071 There's nothing wrong with my shoulder. 906 00:56:49,907 --> 00:56:51,992 I was faking it, Rog. 907 00:56:52,159 --> 00:56:53,619 Faking it? 908 00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:58,499 Gomez was killing me out there. I didn't have anything left. 909 00:56:58,666 --> 00:57:00,584 I told you that kid was good. 910 00:57:00,751 --> 00:57:03,546 He's good, but it's not all him. 911 00:57:04,964 --> 00:57:09,051 I've been feeling it lately. You know the other... 912 00:57:15,057 --> 00:57:17,977 Like, the other night on the ship when that guy nailed me. 913 00:57:18,185 --> 00:57:20,521 And yesterday I couldn't catch him. 914 00:57:20,688 --> 00:57:24,066 Other stuff too. I just thought, I'm out of shape or something. 915 00:57:24,233 --> 00:57:26,902 You know. But it's more than that. 916 00:57:27,069 --> 00:57:30,739 It's like, I hate to say this but... 917 00:57:30,948 --> 00:57:33,159 You're getting too old for this shit. 918 00:57:36,036 --> 00:57:37,163 Yeah. 919 00:57:38,497 --> 00:57:40,374 How about that? 920 00:57:40,541 --> 00:57:41,625 Finally. 921 00:57:42,668 --> 00:57:45,129 No, but I can't be. I mean, I'm only... 922 00:57:46,881 --> 00:57:49,717 - Jesus. - Yeah, you're only. 923 00:57:50,885 --> 00:57:52,803 Can't beat the clock, Riggs. 924 00:57:55,389 --> 00:57:58,684 Murphy's right. We're dinosaurs. What'll I do? 925 00:57:59,393 --> 00:58:01,020 Accept it. 926 00:58:03,397 --> 00:58:04,648 Like I do. 927 00:58:07,109 --> 00:58:09,028 - No. Bullshit. - Yeah. 928 00:58:09,195 --> 00:58:10,488 Bullshit. I won't accept it. 929 00:58:10,738 --> 00:58:12,239 I'll will it not to happen. 930 00:58:12,406 --> 00:58:13,449 - Will it? - Yeah. 931 00:58:13,616 --> 00:58:16,327 - Will it? - I'm not too old for this shit. 932 00:58:16,535 --> 00:58:20,456 I'm not too old for this shit. We're not too old for this shit. 933 00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:23,834 We're not too old for this shit. We're not too old for... 934 00:58:24,001 --> 00:58:25,252 Say it like you believe it. 935 00:58:25,419 --> 00:58:28,047 We're not too old for this shit. 936 00:58:28,214 --> 00:58:29,465 We're not too old for this shit. 937 00:58:29,632 --> 00:58:31,467 I'm not gonna buy a hemorrhoid cushion. 938 00:58:31,634 --> 00:58:34,094 - I won't get corns! - I got corns! 939 00:58:34,261 --> 00:58:35,721 I'm not wearing a suit! 940 00:58:35,888 --> 00:58:37,765 What's wrong with wearing a suit? 941 00:58:37,932 --> 00:58:39,600 Hey. How's it going, captain? 942 00:58:50,194 --> 00:58:51,946 Thanks a lot, you guys. Very funny. 943 00:58:52,112 --> 00:58:54,990 That cop had me here for an hour and tried to strip-search me. 944 00:58:55,157 --> 00:58:56,951 - You get his phone number? - Funny. 945 00:58:57,117 --> 00:58:59,286 Sugar-glazed with jelly. Thanks, Leo. 946 00:58:59,453 --> 00:59:01,539 - What happened? The scratches. - A dog. 947 00:59:01,705 --> 00:59:03,123 - A dog? - Dog cut you like that? 948 00:59:03,290 --> 00:59:04,917 Catch you drinking out of his bowl? 949 00:59:05,084 --> 00:59:07,336 Very funny. I'm working on an important P.I. case. 950 00:59:07,503 --> 00:59:08,837 Did the dog hire you? 951 00:59:09,004 --> 00:59:11,966 No. The people that lost the dog hired me. 952 00:59:12,132 --> 00:59:13,259 Sounds like a big case. 953 00:59:13,425 --> 00:59:17,972 It is a big case, Mr. Big Shot, for all you know. It's a very expensive dog. 954 00:59:18,138 --> 00:59:20,140 - A Bolshoi. - Borzoi. 955 00:59:20,307 --> 00:59:21,725 Whatever, whatever. 956 00:59:22,268 --> 00:59:23,811 And you found it? 957 00:59:23,978 --> 00:59:26,647 Sort of. Okay. Listen to what happens. 958 00:59:27,314 --> 00:59:31,443 Instead of going around town looking for a dog, spending money, I went to the pound. 959 00:59:31,610 --> 00:59:35,489 I take the dog home, I dye the dog. It looks exactly like their dog. 960 00:59:35,656 --> 00:59:37,157 Dog was a real rat though. 961 00:59:37,324 --> 00:59:39,827 He scratched me. But I got the job done. 962 00:59:39,994 --> 00:59:43,831 - Some kind of P.I. business you got. - Douche Ventura, pet infective. 963 00:59:43,998 --> 00:59:46,000 - It's grand theft. - What's grand theft? 964 00:59:46,166 --> 00:59:47,876 - With trickery, it's a felony. - Yeah. 965 00:59:48,043 --> 00:59:50,796 It is? You guys are always kidding. 966 00:59:50,963 --> 00:59:54,550 Whatever. I get it. Here comes that touchy kid. I'm not here. 967 00:59:54,717 --> 00:59:57,678 - Captain Riggs, Captain Murtaugh. - What you got, Putter? 968 00:59:57,845 --> 01:00:00,055 - The guy you chased in Chinatown? - Yeah? 969 01:00:00,306 --> 01:00:03,851 His gun matched slugs on the bodies on the boat. That's your shooter. 970 01:00:05,853 --> 01:00:07,563 Son of a bitch that got away from me. 971 01:00:07,730 --> 01:00:10,649 He didn't get too far. They found him on a rooftop nearby. 972 01:00:10,816 --> 01:00:14,069 Strangled. And get this. Pigeons ate his eyeballs. 973 01:00:15,321 --> 01:00:16,655 Cool. 974 01:00:18,032 --> 01:00:20,784 Excuse me. Hello? Hello? 975 01:00:20,951 --> 01:00:24,580 Shit! I hate these fucking phones, man. You get a call, they cut you off. 976 01:00:24,830 --> 01:00:27,458 You make a call, they cut you off. What's the point? 977 01:00:27,625 --> 01:00:30,961 You know what they're doing? They fuck you with cell phones. 978 01:00:31,128 --> 01:00:34,632 They're fucking you with the phone. They love when you get out off. You know why? 979 01:00:34,798 --> 01:00:37,801 Because when you call back, which they know you'll do... 980 01:00:37,968 --> 01:00:40,888 they charge you for the first minute again at that high rate. 981 01:00:41,055 --> 01:00:42,806 If you're able to call back... 982 01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:46,477 because the 3-hour battery you got only lasts for 20 fucking minutes. 983 01:00:46,644 --> 01:00:48,562 What if you're behind a hill, and it's going... 984 01:00:49,897 --> 01:00:52,775 Or you go through a tunnel or some shit. And they keep making it smaller. 985 01:00:52,941 --> 01:00:55,694 You know why they make them this small? So you can lose it. 986 01:00:55,861 --> 01:00:59,615 Why? So you have to buy more phones. I never lost my mother's phone. 987 01:00:59,782 --> 01:01:02,076 Take you two hours to make a damn long-distance call. 988 01:01:02,242 --> 01:01:05,329 Da-da-da, four. Da-da-da, five. Da-da-da... 989 01:01:05,496 --> 01:01:09,750 I messed up. Hang up. Gotta do it again. Da-da-da, four. Da-da-da, five. 990 01:01:09,917 --> 01:01:13,087 I never lost my Sports Illustrated swimsuit phone. 991 01:01:13,337 --> 01:01:17,049 How about the scanners? They get your number and call all over the world! 992 01:01:17,216 --> 01:01:21,428 Somebody took my number and called Afghanistan. Afghanistan! 993 01:01:21,595 --> 01:01:25,182 I don't know what fucking Afghanistan look like. 994 01:01:25,474 --> 01:01:29,395 Even if I did, I would not talk to their Afghan ass for 3 hours! 995 01:01:29,561 --> 01:01:31,855 I won't talk to my daddy for 3 hours. 996 01:01:32,022 --> 01:01:34,858 They fuck you, they fuck you with the cell phones. 997 01:01:35,025 --> 01:01:36,610 You know when you go to a drive-through? 998 01:01:37,986 --> 01:01:39,738 - Hold on. - Why am I talking...? 999 01:01:40,906 --> 01:01:42,282 Leo Getz, private investigator. 1000 01:01:42,449 --> 01:01:44,034 Private investigator? 1001 01:01:44,243 --> 01:01:48,163 I wondered if you'd investigate my privates. 1002 01:01:48,330 --> 01:01:49,623 Investigate what? 1003 01:01:49,790 --> 01:01:51,500 My privates, you stupid shit. 1004 01:01:51,667 --> 01:01:53,544 Shut the fuck up. 1005 01:01:53,711 --> 01:01:56,463 Very funny, Riggs. You're costing me a lot of money. 1006 01:01:56,714 --> 01:01:59,717 Three dollars to answer a fucking call. They fuck me, now you! 1007 01:01:59,925 --> 01:02:01,552 You're tough when on the phone. 1008 01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:03,512 Right. Telephone tough guy. 1009 01:02:03,721 --> 01:02:05,222 Why are we talking on the phone? 1010 01:02:05,389 --> 01:02:07,641 Get the fuck out of here. Go home. 1011 01:02:07,933 --> 01:02:09,393 What happened to your face? 1012 01:02:10,018 --> 01:02:11,937 No means no! 1013 01:02:14,815 --> 01:02:16,734 This kid's gonna like me, I can tell. 1014 01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:18,152 He'd be the first one. 1015 01:02:18,318 --> 01:02:22,823 Okay, okay, okay. Whatever. Whatever. 1016 01:02:27,661 --> 01:02:30,622 You know, we should hire Leo. 1017 01:02:31,165 --> 01:02:32,249 Hire Leo? 1018 01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:34,418 Hire him. He can follow Uncle Benny around. 1019 01:02:34,585 --> 01:02:36,336 - Benny'll see him. - Yeah. 1020 01:02:36,503 --> 01:02:39,298 - He'll drive him nuts. - Benny'll shoot him. 1021 01:02:41,175 --> 01:02:42,342 Let's hire him. 1022 01:02:43,218 --> 01:02:45,387 I smell like stale coffee. 1023 01:02:48,724 --> 01:02:51,393 Why do you care if I go home and change shirts? 1024 01:02:51,685 --> 01:02:54,897 A coffee stain's not something that'd bother me. 1025 01:02:55,147 --> 01:02:56,398 Look at the way you dress. 1026 01:02:57,357 --> 01:02:58,692 What's that supposed to mean? 1027 01:03:01,028 --> 01:03:04,072 Just because I don't have nifty suits like you. Not many cops do. 1028 01:03:04,364 --> 01:03:06,074 What's that supposed to mean? 1029 01:03:07,618 --> 01:03:11,413 I've been wondering, where's the money coming from? 1030 01:03:12,664 --> 01:03:14,541 Where do you think it's coming from? 1031 01:03:14,792 --> 01:03:16,794 - Where do you think? - I don't know. 1032 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:20,172 - It's none of my business. - You don't know. Okay? 1033 01:03:20,339 --> 01:03:22,508 Okay? Trish gave me some money. 1034 01:03:22,674 --> 01:03:26,261 - It's none of my damn business. - Money from my Aunt Anne, who died. 1035 01:03:26,428 --> 01:03:28,597 - Okay? - All right. Sorry. 1036 01:03:31,558 --> 01:03:32,810 Whose car is that? 1037 01:03:33,852 --> 01:03:35,062 I don't know. 1038 01:03:35,771 --> 01:03:38,649 It looks like a full house for Lamaze class. 1039 01:03:38,816 --> 01:03:41,944 - You know who belongs to that car? - Here you go, captains. 1040 01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:44,863 No charge for the ride. 1041 01:03:45,739 --> 01:03:47,616 Rianne's here and Lorna's here. 1042 01:03:47,783 --> 01:03:49,076 I'll put it on your account, captain. 1043 01:03:49,243 --> 01:03:50,911 All right then. 1044 01:03:54,832 --> 01:03:56,416 Hey, honey. Hey, Lorna. 1045 01:03:56,583 --> 01:03:58,961 What's going on? I came home to change my shirt... 1046 01:04:04,675 --> 01:04:07,302 - What the hell are you doing here? - They took the Hongs. 1047 01:04:15,519 --> 01:04:16,562 Shit. 1048 01:04:17,938 --> 01:04:19,189 Drop it. 1049 01:04:33,453 --> 01:04:35,247 Girls, get out of here! 1050 01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:41,879 Look who we got here. 1051 01:04:42,045 --> 01:04:44,590 - Uncle Benny's friend. - Hey, Bruce. 1052 01:04:44,756 --> 01:04:46,633 Nice pajamas. 1053 01:04:48,051 --> 01:04:49,845 What did you do with the Hongs? 1054 01:04:58,061 --> 01:04:59,479 Drop your guns. 1055 01:04:59,980 --> 01:05:02,316 - Drop them! - Okay, take it easy. 1056 01:05:02,482 --> 01:05:05,068 You're not gonna stand for that, are you, honey? 1057 01:05:12,534 --> 01:05:14,077 Son of a bitch! 1058 01:06:46,586 --> 01:06:48,213 Let the women go. 1059 01:06:57,389 --> 01:06:59,266 Don't panic. 1060 01:07:08,275 --> 01:07:09,943 I can't breathe! 1061 01:07:30,756 --> 01:07:32,174 Riggs! 1062 01:07:33,300 --> 01:07:34,468 Trish! 1063 01:07:38,764 --> 01:07:40,474 Trying to get my... 1064 01:07:40,974 --> 01:07:42,100 Son of a bitch! 1065 01:07:47,314 --> 01:07:48,815 Trish! 1066 01:07:55,530 --> 01:07:57,491 Riggs! 1067 01:08:04,915 --> 01:08:07,834 - I'll be damned. Thanks, kid. - Ping. 1068 01:08:09,878 --> 01:08:11,963 Ping. Get Ping. 1069 01:08:12,130 --> 01:08:13,715 Ping, cut us loose! 1070 01:08:20,430 --> 01:08:21,473 Cut me loose! 1071 01:08:23,850 --> 01:08:25,268 Go ahead, out me. 1072 01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:09,146 It's all right. 1073 01:09:10,188 --> 01:09:11,731 - You okay, honey? - Yeah. 1074 01:09:11,898 --> 01:09:13,692 I owe you one, kid. 1075 01:09:14,234 --> 01:09:17,654 - Rianne, the keys to your car? - They're in the car. 1076 01:09:17,821 --> 01:09:19,823 - I got a car. - We need a radio. 1077 01:09:24,619 --> 01:09:25,912 We have to go, baby. 1078 01:09:27,622 --> 01:09:31,084 How we gonna find them? We got to catch them assholes. 1079 01:09:37,632 --> 01:09:40,051 3-William-56, this is Air 12. 1080 01:09:40,218 --> 01:09:41,511 We need your eyes, guys. 1081 01:09:41,678 --> 01:09:45,056 Looking for a black Mercedes and a black Lincoln Continental. 1082 01:09:45,223 --> 01:09:48,143 Vicinity of Ladera at the 210 freeway. 1083 01:09:48,310 --> 01:09:50,562 Black Mercedes and black Continental, eh? 1084 01:09:50,729 --> 01:09:53,732 Well, that shouldn't be too hard to find in this town. 1085 01:09:53,982 --> 01:09:56,234 Just give it a shot, will you? 1086 01:09:56,401 --> 01:09:58,570 - Be cooperative. - That's a roger. 1087 01:10:09,122 --> 01:10:10,790 Will wonders never cease? 1088 01:10:10,999 --> 01:10:14,878 We've got two black Mercedes, one heading east, one west. 1089 01:10:15,587 --> 01:10:17,881 Eastbound one just got on the Valley View ramp. 1090 01:10:19,424 --> 01:10:21,718 We'll take that one. Try locating the Continental. 1091 01:10:22,761 --> 01:10:25,013 - How do we know it's the right one? - I don't know. 1092 01:10:25,263 --> 01:10:27,432 We're going east and China's east. 1093 01:10:27,599 --> 01:10:29,309 - China's west too. - We can't divide. 1094 01:10:29,476 --> 01:10:30,685 Okay. Think positive! 1095 01:10:35,565 --> 01:10:38,068 - You crossed two lanes! - You see him? 1096 01:10:45,533 --> 01:10:47,244 Watch the road! 1097 01:10:47,702 --> 01:10:49,704 I'd give my right arm for a siren right now. 1098 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,961 Why'd they take the Hongs anyway? 1099 01:10:56,127 --> 01:10:58,255 Maybe they're shaking them down for more money. 1100 01:10:58,421 --> 01:11:00,340 You know what smugglers are like. 1101 01:11:02,175 --> 01:11:05,679 Hong said his uncle paid already. He got in touch with his uncle. 1102 01:11:06,054 --> 01:11:08,181 He left him a message. It's how they know where I live. 1103 01:11:08,348 --> 01:11:09,891 - Shit. - That's exactly how. 1104 01:11:10,058 --> 01:11:13,186 Get out of the way! Get out of the way! 1105 01:11:15,814 --> 01:11:16,982 Go, go, go! 1106 01:11:19,067 --> 01:11:21,861 - There's the son of a bitch right there! - That's them. 1107 01:11:22,028 --> 01:11:25,282 Bastards left us to burn. I wanna have a chat with them. 1108 01:11:25,448 --> 01:11:26,908 - How? You don't have any guns! - Yeah? 1109 01:11:27,075 --> 01:11:29,160 Well, get me right up behind this trailer. 1110 01:11:29,327 --> 01:11:30,912 - But you're driving. - No, you're driving. 1111 01:11:31,079 --> 01:11:32,622 - Shit. - There's cruise control. 1112 01:11:32,789 --> 01:11:33,873 All you gotta do is steer! 1113 01:11:34,207 --> 01:11:37,252 Riggs, why you always making shit complicated? 1114 01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:47,220 Closer. Don't be shy. Get up there! 1115 01:11:49,139 --> 01:11:50,890 Closer! Closer! 1116 01:11:51,141 --> 01:11:52,267 That's it! 1117 01:12:07,198 --> 01:12:08,908 Thanks. 1118 01:12:26,134 --> 01:12:27,510 Here, asshole. Come on in. 1119 01:12:30,972 --> 01:12:33,933 I need to ask you something. Where's the Hongs? 1120 01:12:50,909 --> 01:12:52,118 Riggs! What the...? 1121 01:13:05,131 --> 01:13:06,966 Damn, Riggs. 1122 01:13:08,176 --> 01:13:10,345 Where's the Hongs? Where are they? 1123 01:13:17,477 --> 01:13:19,270 Come on, Riggs, get him. 1124 01:13:25,151 --> 01:13:26,736 Watch out, Riggs. 1125 01:13:48,258 --> 01:13:52,429 Highway Patrol, this is William-356, heading southbound on highway. 1126 01:13:52,595 --> 01:13:55,181 Officer in trouble. Oversized trailer. 1127 01:13:56,850 --> 01:13:58,560 LAPD! Pull over! LAPD! 1128 01:13:59,519 --> 01:14:01,062 LAPD! Pull over! 1129 01:14:04,983 --> 01:14:06,526 Pull over! See that?! 1130 01:14:06,943 --> 01:14:08,445 Right! Fuck you! 1131 01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:13,700 Breaker, breaker. I got a crazy asshole with a phony badge trying to pull me over. 1132 01:14:37,849 --> 01:14:40,059 Son of a bitch, get away from my boy. 1133 01:14:56,618 --> 01:14:57,744 Son of a bitch! 1134 01:15:00,914 --> 01:15:02,415 Riggs, come on in. I got you. 1135 01:15:07,253 --> 01:15:08,379 Come in, Riggs! 1136 01:15:11,466 --> 01:15:12,926 Get in here! 1137 01:15:21,768 --> 01:15:23,686 Come on. Get the fuck in here. Shit. 1138 01:15:23,853 --> 01:15:26,105 - Ready? - Yeah. 1139 01:15:30,568 --> 01:15:32,779 - Welcome back. - What a drag! 1140 01:15:32,987 --> 01:15:35,365 - Thanks, Rog. - What'd he say about the Hongs? 1141 01:15:35,532 --> 01:15:37,116 We'll have to find out from the other guy. Go! 1142 01:15:47,126 --> 01:15:50,046 - Pull over! Son of a bitch! - Pull over! 1143 01:15:54,717 --> 01:15:56,678 Keep your hands inside then. 1144 01:16:07,981 --> 01:16:09,607 Oh, shit. 1145 01:16:21,786 --> 01:16:22,870 Out of the way! 1146 01:16:24,622 --> 01:16:26,207 Wait! There he is! 1147 01:16:26,457 --> 01:16:27,667 Keep going! 1148 01:16:47,478 --> 01:16:48,563 We're gaining! 1149 01:16:48,980 --> 01:16:50,148 I got him! 1150 01:16:54,152 --> 01:16:55,695 Son of a bitch. 1151 01:17:15,131 --> 01:17:16,215 You okay? 1152 01:17:16,382 --> 01:17:18,926 Yeah, I think my heart's still beating. 1153 01:17:25,892 --> 01:17:27,769 Maybe a little too close. 1154 01:17:31,898 --> 01:17:35,068 You are now entering an international holding area. 1155 01:17:35,234 --> 01:17:37,904 Please have proper documentation ready. 1156 01:20:22,318 --> 01:20:24,987 - Sorry, Rog, about your loss. - Thank you, man. 1157 01:20:26,656 --> 01:20:27,949 How's my hero? 1158 01:20:28,282 --> 01:20:31,702 He's a little sad, talking about his mom and dad. 1159 01:20:35,998 --> 01:20:37,250 Here's Butters. 1160 01:20:41,879 --> 01:20:43,297 - How's it going, Riggs? - Hi. 1161 01:20:43,464 --> 01:20:44,966 What the hell you doing here? 1162 01:20:45,132 --> 01:20:48,511 I heard it on the radio. I'm sorry about your house. 1163 01:20:50,721 --> 01:20:52,557 This is Detective... 1164 01:20:52,723 --> 01:20:54,433 - Butters. - Butters. 1165 01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:56,269 - Trish, my wife. - Hello, Trish. 1166 01:20:56,435 --> 01:20:58,604 Nick, Carrie... 1167 01:20:58,855 --> 01:20:59,897 Rianne. 1168 01:21:00,064 --> 01:21:01,983 Everybody okay? 1169 01:21:03,192 --> 01:21:05,111 You get a make on the guys that did this? 1170 01:21:05,278 --> 01:21:07,822 It was Uncle Benny. 1171 01:21:07,989 --> 01:21:09,532 - Leo. - Leo. 1172 01:21:09,699 --> 01:21:12,702 - You got a phone? - The little Fonzie guy? 1173 01:21:12,869 --> 01:21:14,412 Yeah. That's him. 1174 01:21:15,037 --> 01:21:17,790 - You be okay, baby? - We'll be all right. 1175 01:21:18,374 --> 01:21:19,458 Call me. 1176 01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:21,919 Leo? Yeah. 1177 01:21:22,086 --> 01:21:26,299 He's there? Stay there, that's beautiful. We'll be right there. We'll be right there. 1178 01:21:26,465 --> 01:21:29,427 - Butters, can you drive us? - Yeah, let's do it. 1179 01:21:29,594 --> 01:21:32,305 Leo's got him at the dentist. Let's go. 1180 01:21:36,309 --> 01:21:37,602 - What? - There. Sit down. 1181 01:21:44,150 --> 01:21:45,735 Captain Murtaugh... 1182 01:21:45,902 --> 01:21:49,113 I know this is a bad time... 1183 01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:52,241 but I think there's something you need to know about me. 1184 01:21:52,408 --> 01:21:55,578 - Now, this is hard for me... - I think maybe I know what it is. 1185 01:21:55,828 --> 01:21:57,079 You do? 1186 01:21:57,705 --> 01:21:59,916 Yeah. And it's okay. 1187 01:22:00,750 --> 01:22:02,084 It is? 1188 01:22:02,251 --> 01:22:04,795 People have the right to do whatever makes them happy. 1189 01:22:04,962 --> 01:22:07,673 Just don't expect me to like it too. 1190 01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:09,800 I know this must be hard for you. 1191 01:22:09,967 --> 01:22:12,303 It's impossible for me. 1192 01:22:12,720 --> 01:22:16,599 I was just hoping we'd get together for the holidays, say Christmas. 1193 01:22:16,766 --> 01:22:20,895 Why should we get together and see each other on Christmas? 1194 01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:24,231 - I was just trying to reach out. - Reach somewhere else. 1195 01:22:24,398 --> 01:22:26,984 Do what you want, but leave me out of it. Got it? 1196 01:22:27,151 --> 01:22:29,695 - I got it. - I don't want to hear about it. 1197 01:22:29,862 --> 01:22:31,238 Not a word. 1198 01:22:31,405 --> 01:22:36,077 What you grinning about? Think about how we can talk to Benny. 1199 01:22:36,243 --> 01:22:37,787 I got it all worked out. 1200 01:22:38,579 --> 01:22:40,081 What's the matter? 1201 01:22:40,247 --> 01:22:41,666 My ass hurts. 1202 01:22:41,832 --> 01:22:44,669 My tooth! Is this a dentist or proctologist? 1203 01:22:44,835 --> 01:22:47,505 - Please be quiet. - I'm trying! I'm in pain! 1204 01:22:47,672 --> 01:22:50,216 Why don't you go see your own dentist? 1205 01:22:50,383 --> 01:22:53,052 My dentist's in Detroit or I'd go! 1206 01:22:53,219 --> 01:22:55,846 - Oh, brother. - Oh, brother? Get the dentist! 1207 01:22:56,931 --> 01:22:59,600 I'm sorry to bother you. It's an emergency. 1208 01:22:59,767 --> 01:23:02,061 A man has just walked in off the street. 1209 01:23:02,228 --> 01:23:04,897 He's in a lot of pain. You better come with me. Thank you. 1210 01:23:09,235 --> 01:23:11,862 Okay, you can come in now! 1211 01:23:19,829 --> 01:23:23,666 - You sure Leo can pull this off? - Leo's got a B.S. in B.S. 1212 01:23:25,710 --> 01:23:27,211 Coast is clear. 1213 01:23:29,005 --> 01:23:31,007 Talk to the hand, okay? Just one second. 1214 01:23:31,716 --> 01:23:35,261 - Okay, okay. Wait a minute. - Let me do my job! 1215 01:23:35,428 --> 01:23:38,180 You hurt me, I'll stick an egg roll up your ass. 1216 01:23:44,645 --> 01:23:45,771 What is this? 1217 01:23:45,938 --> 01:23:48,190 Don't be alarmed, Uncle Benny. It's only a drill. 1218 01:23:48,357 --> 01:23:49,775 Don't say a word. 1219 01:23:49,942 --> 01:23:51,277 Shut up. 1220 01:23:51,444 --> 01:23:55,614 Now, where are the Hongs? Open wide and tell me. 1221 01:23:55,781 --> 01:23:57,241 I don't know any Hongs. 1222 01:23:57,408 --> 01:24:00,286 You know them. Their uncle paid you to get them out of China. 1223 01:24:00,453 --> 01:24:02,788 More about smuggling? We went through that. 1224 01:24:02,955 --> 01:24:04,540 We're going through it again. 1225 01:24:04,707 --> 01:24:06,125 I have nothing to say. 1226 01:24:06,292 --> 01:24:08,669 These look very interesting. 1227 01:24:08,836 --> 01:24:10,463 You're not going to use it. 1228 01:24:10,629 --> 01:24:11,964 You won't shoot me. 1229 01:24:12,131 --> 01:24:14,383 - You're lousy cops. - We're good cops. 1230 01:24:17,053 --> 01:24:18,304 This will settle him down. 1231 01:24:18,471 --> 01:24:20,931 Breathe, Uncle Benny. Breathe. 1232 01:24:21,932 --> 01:24:23,100 Crank up the nitrous. 1233 01:24:23,809 --> 01:24:25,102 Crank that baby up. 1234 01:24:25,269 --> 01:24:27,104 You said it wouldn't hurt! 1235 01:24:27,271 --> 01:24:28,898 I'm holding this. Go ahead. 1236 01:24:29,565 --> 01:24:31,650 Deep. Right down to your toes. 1237 01:24:33,402 --> 01:24:36,072 Benny? 1238 01:24:38,365 --> 01:24:41,243 - Aw, man. He's wasted. - Have some more. 1239 01:24:41,410 --> 01:24:42,453 He'll talk. 1240 01:24:44,205 --> 01:24:45,748 Good, breathe. 1241 01:24:46,040 --> 01:24:48,417 Uncle Benny, Uncle Benny, Uncle Benny. 1242 01:24:49,502 --> 01:24:51,253 - That's me. - That's you. 1243 01:24:53,631 --> 01:24:55,966 Now, where are the Hongs? 1244 01:24:59,303 --> 01:25:01,680 - What's renminbi mean? - Renminbi means... 1245 01:25:01,847 --> 01:25:03,099 renminbi. 1246 01:25:03,265 --> 01:25:06,310 - You're a funny guy. - This guy's wasting our time. 1247 01:25:06,477 --> 01:25:08,062 Time! 1248 01:25:08,229 --> 01:25:10,189 Time for Four Fathers! 1249 01:25:10,356 --> 01:25:12,149 Washington, Jefferson? Those guys? 1250 01:25:12,316 --> 01:25:13,859 Roosevelt? 1251 01:25:14,527 --> 01:25:16,779 I'm sleeping with my wife's two sisters. 1252 01:25:16,946 --> 01:25:18,447 You lucky son of a bitch! 1253 01:25:18,614 --> 01:25:20,699 That's a good one, Uncle Benny. 1254 01:25:20,866 --> 01:25:22,284 Not so good... 1255 01:25:22,451 --> 01:25:24,286 when my wife finds out. 1256 01:25:26,539 --> 01:25:29,458 I don't need needles! I don't need needles! 1257 01:25:31,544 --> 01:25:33,712 Let's shoot his legs with Novocain... 1258 01:25:33,963 --> 01:25:36,507 and watch him try to get out of here. 1259 01:25:39,135 --> 01:25:41,387 What you got in your hands there? 1260 01:25:41,554 --> 01:25:42,972 A nut cup. 1261 01:25:44,265 --> 01:25:45,975 I got some big nuts. 1262 01:25:48,978 --> 01:25:50,312 That's nitrous... 1263 01:25:51,063 --> 01:25:52,398 oxide. 1264 01:25:53,399 --> 01:25:54,859 Laughing gas. 1265 01:25:55,025 --> 01:25:56,944 We're stoned! 1266 01:26:01,240 --> 01:26:02,867 Murtaugh! Hurry up! 1267 01:26:03,284 --> 01:26:06,412 That's one funny son-in-law you got there, Rog. 1268 01:26:07,079 --> 01:26:08,581 After tonight it be too late. 1269 01:26:08,747 --> 01:26:10,624 Too late for what? 1270 01:26:11,542 --> 01:26:14,920 Hey, Riggs. Why'd you call him my son-in-law? 1271 01:26:15,087 --> 01:26:16,881 Uncle Benny? He's too old. 1272 01:26:19,175 --> 01:26:22,136 Buy Four Fathers back at Four Fathers' store. 1273 01:26:23,053 --> 01:26:25,264 Why's he talking about his ancestors? 1274 01:26:25,431 --> 01:26:26,807 I don't know. 1275 01:26:27,516 --> 01:26:29,685 Why you call him my son-in-law? 1276 01:26:30,186 --> 01:26:32,146 Because I am. 1277 01:26:37,026 --> 01:26:39,445 I thought he was... I thought he was... 1278 01:26:41,363 --> 01:26:42,698 No, I'm... 1279 01:26:45,242 --> 01:26:46,285 Bloody marvelous! 1280 01:26:46,994 --> 01:26:50,497 Your baby is having my baby. 1281 01:26:50,873 --> 01:26:53,709 My baby is having his baby. 1282 01:26:54,126 --> 01:26:56,545 And your baby? Whoa, baby! 1283 01:26:56,879 --> 01:26:58,380 Whoa, baby! My baby! 1284 01:26:59,465 --> 01:27:01,342 What's going on? What are you doing? 1285 01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:03,802 I couldn't stall anymore. 1286 01:27:04,762 --> 01:27:06,388 What happened? 1287 01:27:07,598 --> 01:27:09,767 Rog, look at this. Does that hurt? 1288 01:27:17,816 --> 01:27:21,320 Uncle Benny, anything happens to the Hongs... 1289 01:27:21,528 --> 01:27:23,572 we'll come back and rip you a new one. 1290 01:27:23,781 --> 01:27:27,034 - A new one. That's two for Benny. - Bloody marvelous. Bloody marvelous. 1291 01:27:31,163 --> 01:27:33,707 - Are you crazy? - Why did you do that? 1292 01:27:33,874 --> 01:27:35,960 For keeping it from me and letting me think... 1293 01:27:36,126 --> 01:27:38,087 Hit him, not me. 1294 01:27:38,337 --> 01:27:41,757 As soon as we find the Hongs, me, you and Rianne is getting into this. 1295 01:29:29,782 --> 01:29:31,408 Rimminy? 1296 01:29:31,575 --> 01:29:34,745 Young bimbo? Jumping jiminy? I don't know. 1297 01:29:35,954 --> 01:29:37,247 I can't remember. 1298 01:29:37,790 --> 01:29:39,458 No, Riggs. Renminbi. 1299 01:29:39,625 --> 01:29:41,251 - What? Say that again. - Renminbi. 1300 01:29:41,418 --> 01:29:42,461 That's it. 1301 01:29:42,628 --> 01:29:44,421 - You got it. - Means people's money. 1302 01:29:44,588 --> 01:29:46,840 - Currency in mainland China. - People's money? 1303 01:29:47,216 --> 01:29:48,384 What else did Benny say? 1304 01:29:48,550 --> 01:29:49,927 Might lead somewhere. 1305 01:29:50,094 --> 01:29:52,805 He was talking about his ancestors, buying them back. 1306 01:29:52,971 --> 01:29:54,848 Something about how tonight... 1307 01:29:55,015 --> 01:29:56,809 would be too late. Mean anything to you? 1308 01:29:56,975 --> 01:29:58,477 No, nothing at all. 1309 01:29:58,644 --> 01:30:00,479 What about the guy who torched my house? 1310 01:30:00,646 --> 01:30:02,773 In the restaurant, Benny was afraid of him. 1311 01:30:02,940 --> 01:30:05,859 If Benny's scared of this guy, he's gotta be a Chinese Triad. 1312 01:30:06,026 --> 01:30:08,821 Those guys will kill anyone who gets in their way. 1313 01:30:08,987 --> 01:30:12,908 That includes cops and their families. So watch your asses, all right? 1314 01:30:13,075 --> 01:30:14,743 - Thanks. - Keep me posted. 1315 01:30:14,910 --> 01:30:17,079 Yeah. You pick up your wife, my daughter. 1316 01:30:17,246 --> 01:30:18,747 - Make sure she's safe. - Yes, sir. 1317 01:30:18,914 --> 01:30:21,125 - I'll get Trish, you get Lorna. - Her and Ping. 1318 01:31:24,897 --> 01:31:26,565 What? 1319 01:31:27,149 --> 01:31:28,859 You wanna get married, don't you? 1320 01:31:30,736 --> 01:31:31,778 No. 1321 01:31:36,617 --> 01:31:38,660 Yes. Yes, I do. 1322 01:31:39,578 --> 01:31:41,788 But if you don't want to, it's okay. 1323 01:31:42,748 --> 01:31:44,416 Why didn't you tell me? 1324 01:31:44,583 --> 01:31:47,211 Because I didn't want to put any pressure on you, Riggs. 1325 01:31:47,377 --> 01:31:49,796 If you want to someday, that'd be great. 1326 01:31:51,590 --> 01:31:53,383 If you don't... 1327 01:31:53,550 --> 01:31:55,260 I love you. 1328 01:31:58,931 --> 01:32:01,808 I'll take you any way I can get you, Riggs. 1329 01:32:07,606 --> 01:32:08,857 Feel that. 1330 01:32:09,233 --> 01:32:11,902 - Ping, feel the baby. - He's really dancing. 1331 01:32:12,069 --> 01:32:13,779 He's kicking. You feel him? 1332 01:32:31,630 --> 01:32:32,965 Hang on! 1333 01:33:03,495 --> 01:33:04,621 You're okay. 1334 01:33:04,788 --> 01:33:06,498 Riggs. Pick up, Riggs. 1335 01:33:06,665 --> 01:33:08,375 Riggs, it's Murtaugh. 1336 01:33:09,418 --> 01:33:12,921 I'm sick of these fuckers, Rog. I say we just find them and shoot them. 1337 01:33:13,088 --> 01:33:16,049 - What do you think? - Meet me and Butters on South Spring then. 1338 01:33:16,216 --> 01:33:17,301 What's going on? 1339 01:33:19,845 --> 01:33:21,763 They found my watch. 1340 01:33:25,350 --> 01:33:29,062 They killed Hong, his uncle, Uncle Benny too. Bodies are in there. 1341 01:33:29,229 --> 01:33:31,773 - Where's the rest of the family? - They're okay. 1342 01:33:32,524 --> 01:33:36,111 INS raided a Chinese sweatshop. 1343 01:33:36,820 --> 01:33:41,199 Hong's family was being held there and they led them back here. 1344 01:33:41,366 --> 01:33:42,576 - Murtaugh, Riggs. - Hey. 1345 01:33:42,743 --> 01:33:46,288 Looks like they were making funny money. Ink's still wet. 1346 01:33:47,039 --> 01:33:49,791 - Where are the faces? - That's why I call it funny. 1347 01:33:50,375 --> 01:33:52,377 Why in hell are they making Chinese money? 1348 01:33:52,544 --> 01:33:54,463 Can they even exchange this stuff here? 1349 01:33:54,671 --> 01:33:55,964 - Only in China. - Renminbi. 1350 01:33:56,131 --> 01:33:57,674 - I remember. - Hey, Riggs. 1351 01:33:57,841 --> 01:33:59,426 Yeah? 1352 01:33:59,593 --> 01:34:03,180 Hong's uncle was an artist. Maybe an engraver. 1353 01:34:03,347 --> 01:34:06,892 Bringing over his family could've been how he was paid to do the job. 1354 01:34:07,059 --> 01:34:08,143 That's kind of thin. 1355 01:34:08,310 --> 01:34:10,771 No, that's not thin. You keep talking. What? 1356 01:34:10,937 --> 01:34:13,982 Benny said something about paying... 1357 01:34:14,149 --> 01:34:16,234 - Buying back his forefathers. - That's right. 1358 01:34:16,401 --> 01:34:18,236 Murtaugh, what'd you say? 1359 01:34:18,403 --> 01:34:21,615 Benny said something about buying back his forefathers. 1360 01:34:21,782 --> 01:34:23,408 Wait, wait. You said ancestors. 1361 01:34:23,575 --> 01:34:25,869 - Ancestors, forefathers. - What's the difference? 1362 01:34:26,036 --> 01:34:29,039 No, no, no. The number four. Four Fathers. 1363 01:34:29,206 --> 01:34:31,792 These guys were the top guys of the Hong Kong Triad. 1364 01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:33,669 These guys disappeared from prison. 1365 01:34:33,877 --> 01:34:36,046 Reds jailed them when they took over Hong Kong. 1366 01:34:36,213 --> 01:34:38,173 - I bet they're here. - Damn, we're good. 1367 01:34:38,340 --> 01:34:41,718 Lorna, grab Ping. I don't want him to see the bodies. 1368 01:34:42,761 --> 01:34:44,638 - Come on, sweetie. Come here. - Hey, hey. 1369 01:34:44,805 --> 01:34:47,057 Ten to one, I know where the money is. 1370 01:34:47,224 --> 01:34:50,519 Twenty to one, I know where the Four Fathers are. Let me make a call. 1371 01:34:50,686 --> 01:34:52,396 Don't leave without us. 1372 01:34:52,562 --> 01:34:54,773 That was good work. You must be a detective. 1373 01:34:55,023 --> 01:34:56,692 I have my moments. 1374 01:35:03,031 --> 01:35:04,157 Uncle Benny. 1375 01:35:04,783 --> 01:35:07,327 I was actually starting to like the old goat. 1376 01:35:07,577 --> 01:35:09,121 Bloody marvelous. 1377 01:35:09,454 --> 01:35:12,040 And it's fried rice, you plick. 1378 01:35:12,958 --> 01:35:14,960 Oh, here. 1379 01:35:19,965 --> 01:35:22,759 - Which one is Hong? - Hong is right in front of you. 1380 01:35:23,176 --> 01:35:25,595 I want a complete set of forensics on all three. 1381 01:35:25,762 --> 01:35:27,806 Yes, sir. 1382 01:35:30,183 --> 01:35:32,227 Dads and their kids. 1383 01:35:35,063 --> 01:35:36,898 I'll take care of yours, buddy. 1384 01:35:37,649 --> 01:35:39,067 We gotta go, Rog. 1385 01:35:39,234 --> 01:35:41,319 - Take care of yourself. - Where're we going? 1386 01:35:41,486 --> 01:35:43,238 - L.A. Harbor. - What's there? 1387 01:35:43,405 --> 01:35:45,323 It's what they call a foreign trade zone. 1388 01:35:45,490 --> 01:35:48,618 There are a lot of shady deals going down with the Chinese military. 1389 01:35:48,785 --> 01:35:50,954 It's run by a corrupt Chinese general. 1390 01:35:51,288 --> 01:35:56,084 I got it. Some corrupt Chinese general brought the Four Fathers here... 1391 01:35:56,251 --> 01:35:58,336 and the Triad's buying their release. 1392 01:35:58,503 --> 01:36:01,173 That's what Uncle Benny meant by buying them back. 1393 01:36:01,339 --> 01:36:04,801 That general's gonna shit kittens when he sees the money's counterfeit. 1394 01:36:04,968 --> 01:36:06,511 Yeah. Let's tell him. 1395 01:36:49,179 --> 01:36:50,597 Hi, gang... 1396 01:36:50,764 --> 01:36:52,057 LAPD. 1397 01:36:56,228 --> 01:36:58,021 I saw Hong. 1398 01:36:58,188 --> 01:37:01,024 This is what Benny meant by buying the Four Fathers back. 1399 01:37:01,191 --> 01:37:05,237 Look, it's Harpo, Groucho, Chico and Fucko. How are you, boys? 1400 01:37:05,403 --> 01:37:06,738 Who's the naughty general? 1401 01:37:06,905 --> 01:37:08,990 Who's been lining his pockets? 1402 01:37:09,157 --> 01:37:12,035 Naughty. Speaky English? 1403 01:37:13,745 --> 01:37:14,955 What do you want? 1404 01:37:15,956 --> 01:37:17,457 See all this? 1405 01:37:17,791 --> 01:37:20,335 I hope you need a lot of toilet paper back home. 1406 01:37:20,502 --> 01:37:22,796 That's about all it's good for, wiping your ass. 1407 01:37:22,963 --> 01:37:26,091 Take the Four Pops back to China. We don't give a shit. 1408 01:37:26,258 --> 01:37:28,301 The Four Pops. 1409 01:37:28,468 --> 01:37:30,762 We don't want them no more. It's counterfeit. See? 1410 01:37:30,929 --> 01:37:33,515 Triads never prosper when they try cheating a general. 1411 01:37:35,559 --> 01:37:36,977 See for yourself. 1412 01:37:48,780 --> 01:37:51,741 There you go. Money losing face. General losing face. 1413 01:37:52,033 --> 01:37:54,619 Hard when Triad try to sit on it. 1414 01:37:57,747 --> 01:38:00,208 I fucked you. I fucked you. 1415 01:38:00,375 --> 01:38:03,795 - We fucked you. It's beautiful. - It's beautiful. 1416 01:38:06,381 --> 01:38:07,632 Don't we get a hand? 1417 01:38:08,008 --> 01:38:09,134 Here we go. 1418 01:38:18,435 --> 01:38:20,604 Keep your head down. Let them shoot each other! 1419 01:38:20,770 --> 01:38:22,230 Riggs, watch out! 1420 01:38:24,357 --> 01:38:25,400 Thanks! 1421 01:38:37,287 --> 01:38:38,330 Was this a good idea? 1422 01:38:38,538 --> 01:38:39,664 It was an idea! 1423 01:38:46,630 --> 01:38:48,506 Eleven in the mag, one in the pipe. You? 1424 01:38:48,673 --> 01:38:50,634 A real gun. Six shots. 1425 01:38:52,552 --> 01:38:54,137 Four! 1426 01:38:58,850 --> 01:39:00,769 - Hey, Rog? - Yeah? 1427 01:39:00,936 --> 01:39:02,979 What's going on? Why are you lying to me? 1428 01:39:04,689 --> 01:39:06,524 L.A. says you're on the take. 1429 01:39:06,733 --> 01:39:07,943 I'm on the take? 1430 01:39:08,151 --> 01:39:11,529 I think it's crazy too. But you're spending lots of money. 1431 01:39:11,696 --> 01:39:13,323 You ever hear of Ebony Clark? 1432 01:39:14,491 --> 01:39:17,160 Yeah. She writes those cheesy sex novels! 1433 01:39:17,327 --> 01:39:19,746 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Are you boinking her? 1434 01:39:19,996 --> 01:39:23,041 No, I'm not boinking Ebony Clark. 1435 01:39:23,208 --> 01:39:27,212 - Trish is Ebony Clark. - Trish is Ebony... 1436 01:39:27,879 --> 01:39:29,547 You are boinking her. 1437 01:39:30,674 --> 01:39:32,717 Yeah, I'm boinking her. 1438 01:39:47,148 --> 01:39:49,901 - Too embarrassing to tell anybody. - Yeah, I don't blame you. 1439 01:39:50,068 --> 01:39:52,570 - She's making a shitload of money. - How many you got? 1440 01:39:52,737 --> 01:39:56,116 - Two. - All right. I'll look for more ammo. 1441 01:40:26,938 --> 01:40:28,648 Who's the guy with the white pajamas? 1442 01:40:28,815 --> 01:40:31,901 That's Wah Sing Ku. The Four Father with him is his older brother. 1443 01:40:32,068 --> 01:40:33,361 No kidding? 1444 01:40:37,657 --> 01:40:39,367 Get down! 1445 01:40:43,079 --> 01:40:45,040 - Hey, Butters. - Shit! Shit! 1446 01:40:45,457 --> 01:40:47,292 Now you got my name right. 1447 01:40:47,542 --> 01:40:49,502 I'm out. I got to find some rounds. 1448 01:40:50,295 --> 01:40:51,838 I'll help you. 1449 01:40:52,380 --> 01:40:54,424 Never been shot before. 1450 01:40:55,800 --> 01:40:57,385 Hey, hey... 1451 01:40:58,511 --> 01:41:00,263 Take care of my son-in-law here. 1452 01:41:41,679 --> 01:41:43,348 Hey, Riggs! 1453 01:41:47,143 --> 01:41:49,938 - You all right? - No, I got my ass kicked again. 1454 01:41:50,188 --> 01:41:52,023 Shit, I'm out. I'm out. 1455 01:41:52,315 --> 01:41:55,693 I hit the son of a bitch. I thought I missed him. Where'd they go? 1456 01:42:08,081 --> 01:42:09,999 Come on, come on. 1457 01:42:11,084 --> 01:42:14,170 We got door number one, number two, or number three. 1458 01:42:16,840 --> 01:42:19,175 - Looks like number two, Monty. - Let's go. 1459 01:42:24,347 --> 01:42:27,142 What do we got behind door number two? Bingo. 1460 01:42:35,233 --> 01:42:36,776 Now you've done it. 1461 01:42:37,193 --> 01:42:38,653 Now he's really pissed. 1462 01:42:43,658 --> 01:42:46,161 Son of a bitch gonna be a handful. 1463 01:42:50,748 --> 01:42:55,170 Since I met you, I've done some hairy shit. But this is not gonna happen. 1464 01:42:56,254 --> 01:42:58,089 I'm gonna be a grandfather... 1465 01:42:58,423 --> 01:43:00,592 and you and Lorna gonna have a baby. 1466 01:43:04,429 --> 01:43:07,348 He ain't worth dying for, Riggs. He ain't worth it. 1467 01:43:10,143 --> 01:43:11,769 Yeah, you're right. 1468 01:43:13,688 --> 01:43:16,482 If he gets away we can track him down later on... 1469 01:43:16,733 --> 01:43:18,276 with a howitzer or something. 1470 01:43:18,443 --> 01:43:22,447 Your son-in-law's in there, bleeding. We should get him, get the hell out of here. 1471 01:43:22,614 --> 01:43:25,491 - Shit, it's raining. - I'm too old for this shit too. 1472 01:43:26,534 --> 01:43:28,077 Guy's too damn good. 1473 01:43:28,244 --> 01:43:31,706 Yeah, he's damn good. How'd he do that thing with the gun? 1474 01:43:32,123 --> 01:43:36,002 He took my gun apart with one deft move. How'd he do that? 1475 01:43:37,921 --> 01:43:39,505 How? 1476 01:43:48,139 --> 01:43:49,933 Yeah, okay. 1477 01:43:50,099 --> 01:43:51,309 Let's go ask him. 1478 01:44:50,201 --> 01:44:51,327 You mother... 1479 01:47:41,330 --> 01:47:44,125 Rog! Are you up there? 1480 01:47:44,292 --> 01:47:46,085 Are you all right? 1481 01:47:46,669 --> 01:47:48,379 Rog! 1482 01:48:03,436 --> 01:48:04,562 Riggs! 1483 01:48:08,900 --> 01:48:10,610 Riggs! 1484 01:48:13,488 --> 01:48:15,448 Riggs! 1485 01:48:16,991 --> 01:48:18,826 Hey, Riggs! 1486 01:48:20,453 --> 01:48:22,079 Riggs! 1487 01:48:22,914 --> 01:48:24,540 Where are you, Riggs? 1488 01:48:24,957 --> 01:48:27,752 Will it to me, Riggs! Riggs! 1489 01:48:28,628 --> 01:48:29,921 Where are you, Riggs? 1490 01:48:30,087 --> 01:48:32,006 Will it to me, Riggs! 1491 01:48:33,841 --> 01:48:35,593 Will me, Riggs. Will me. 1492 01:48:35,760 --> 01:48:38,054 Riggs, you going to have a baby. Will me. 1493 01:48:38,221 --> 01:48:42,058 You son of a bitch. God. Will me. Riggs. Riggs. 1494 01:48:46,771 --> 01:48:49,315 I hear you, Riggs. I hear you. 1495 01:48:49,482 --> 01:48:51,776 I got you! I'm coming! 1496 01:49:42,660 --> 01:49:44,745 I heard you, Riggs! I heard you! 1497 01:49:46,122 --> 01:49:48,332 You willed me to it, man. You willed me, baby. 1498 01:49:48,499 --> 01:49:50,418 What took you so long? 1499 01:49:50,710 --> 01:49:53,671 What took me so long? What the hell do you mean? 1500 01:49:53,838 --> 01:49:57,300 I was knocked down over here. I couldn't even get up. 1501 01:49:59,427 --> 01:50:01,304 Hey, hey! Come back here. 1502 01:50:04,599 --> 01:50:06,309 Let's go home, man. 1503 01:50:06,892 --> 01:50:08,644 Let's get out of here. 1504 01:50:14,692 --> 01:50:18,112 I haven't been here enough lately, Vicky. I'm sorry. 1505 01:50:19,697 --> 01:50:22,742 I need to talk to you about Lorna. Me and Lorna. 1506 01:50:25,786 --> 01:50:28,789 It's like this. She wants to get married... 1507 01:50:30,416 --> 01:50:34,045 and I love her. I won't lie to you. I do. 1508 01:50:34,211 --> 01:50:36,839 And I want to make her happy. 1509 01:50:39,091 --> 01:50:41,302 I'm looking for help here, honey. 1510 01:50:43,262 --> 01:50:44,722 I don't know what to do. 1511 01:50:46,182 --> 01:50:47,683 Funny talking to you about this stuff... 1512 01:50:50,895 --> 01:50:53,272 - Oh, Leo. - Hey, Riggs. 1513 01:50:53,439 --> 01:50:55,691 You want to get yourself shot, is that it? 1514 01:50:58,361 --> 01:51:00,404 What the hell are you doing here? 1515 01:51:00,988 --> 01:51:02,156 I was tailing you. 1516 01:51:03,574 --> 01:51:04,617 Sorry. 1517 01:51:07,870 --> 01:51:10,331 I'll leave you alone. I guess you want to be alone. 1518 01:51:10,498 --> 01:51:13,417 - Yeah. I'd appreciate it. - Okay. 1519 01:51:17,713 --> 01:51:20,174 When I was a kid I had a pet frog. 1520 01:51:20,591 --> 01:51:22,301 What? 1521 01:51:22,468 --> 01:51:25,513 Just give me a second. Let me tell you this, okay? 1522 01:51:25,680 --> 01:51:28,683 I had this pet frog, name was Froggy. 1523 01:51:28,849 --> 01:51:30,685 He was my best friend in the world. 1524 01:51:31,560 --> 01:51:34,605 I didn't have a lot of friends. Matter of fact... 1525 01:51:34,772 --> 01:51:36,774 I had no friends. 1526 01:51:39,652 --> 01:51:41,946 I used to kiss the frog too. 1527 01:51:42,196 --> 01:51:44,115 I thought maybe... 1528 01:51:44,615 --> 01:51:48,119 it would turn into a princess since I was a boy. 1529 01:51:48,285 --> 01:51:50,037 And it could be... 1530 01:51:50,204 --> 01:51:51,455 my mother. 1531 01:51:52,373 --> 01:51:55,418 They told me that she left or something. 1532 01:51:56,419 --> 01:51:58,963 And my father was no bargain. 1533 01:51:59,130 --> 01:52:00,798 And so, just the frog... 1534 01:52:00,965 --> 01:52:02,967 Froggy, was my friend. 1535 01:52:03,134 --> 01:52:06,387 I really loved him and took him everywhere with me. 1536 01:52:06,554 --> 01:52:08,472 I was riding my bike one day... 1537 01:52:08,639 --> 01:52:11,142 and he jumped out of the box... 1538 01:52:11,308 --> 01:52:13,853 and I ran him over with the back tire. 1539 01:52:14,019 --> 01:52:15,855 I killed him. 1540 01:52:16,021 --> 01:52:18,691 I was really heartbroken. Really. 1541 01:52:19,692 --> 01:52:23,446 He was my best friend in the whole world, the only thing I ever loved. 1542 01:52:23,612 --> 01:52:25,698 And then I met you... 1543 01:52:25,865 --> 01:52:27,450 and Roger. 1544 01:52:27,616 --> 01:52:31,245 You guys really looked after me a lot more than you had to. 1545 01:52:31,871 --> 01:52:33,706 I'm terrible to you, Leo. 1546 01:52:33,873 --> 01:52:35,374 No, it's okay. 1547 01:52:35,541 --> 01:52:37,251 It's okay. 1548 01:52:37,418 --> 01:52:39,336 You're my family... 1549 01:52:39,503 --> 01:52:41,213 and my friends. 1550 01:52:43,382 --> 01:52:46,594 You're not better friends than Froggy, you're just different. 1551 01:52:53,392 --> 01:52:56,228 And I just thought that maybe that might be relevant. 1552 01:53:00,858 --> 01:53:02,902 Okay, I'll leave you alone now. 1553 01:53:03,861 --> 01:53:05,696 Leo... 1554 01:53:06,363 --> 01:53:08,491 I got a funny f... 1555 01:53:08,657 --> 01:53:11,035 - What's the matter? - I'm having a baby. 1556 01:53:11,202 --> 01:53:13,621 - What? - It's Lorna. She beeped me. 1557 01:53:13,788 --> 01:53:15,873 Yep, it's Lorna. She's having the baby. 1558 01:53:16,040 --> 01:53:19,335 - Holy shit. I'll get the car. - I'll be two steps behind you. 1559 01:53:26,300 --> 01:53:28,677 You sure picked a strange angel, honey. 1560 01:53:30,846 --> 01:53:32,556 But I got the message. 1561 01:53:33,849 --> 01:53:35,434 I got the message. 1562 01:53:41,690 --> 01:53:43,609 I'll always have this. 1563 01:53:44,193 --> 01:53:45,611 Always have you. 1564 01:53:46,278 --> 01:53:47,947 In here and here. 1565 01:53:49,281 --> 01:53:50,616 Thanks, honey. 1566 01:53:50,783 --> 01:53:52,743 I gotta go. Bye. 1567 01:53:53,410 --> 01:53:55,412 I am not ready to have this baby! 1568 01:53:55,579 --> 01:53:58,249 You're as ready as you're going to be. 1569 01:53:58,415 --> 01:54:00,084 Fine! Just wheel me in. 1570 01:54:00,251 --> 01:54:02,920 My legs are staying closed! 1571 01:54:03,087 --> 01:54:04,463 Give me this! 1572 01:54:04,630 --> 01:54:06,048 Ma'am, let go. 1573 01:54:06,465 --> 01:54:09,426 I am a police officer. And I am not ready. 1574 01:54:11,220 --> 01:54:14,765 I am LAPD and I can arrest you for interfering... 1575 01:54:15,724 --> 01:54:17,476 Lorna, are you all right? 1576 01:54:17,643 --> 01:54:19,103 - Are you the husband? - Yes. 1577 01:54:19,270 --> 01:54:20,563 Honey, are you all right? 1578 01:54:20,771 --> 01:54:21,814 No, I'm not, Riggs. 1579 01:54:21,981 --> 01:54:24,233 I said I didn't wanna get married, but I do. 1580 01:54:24,400 --> 01:54:27,111 I want to be a wife before I'm a mother. And I lied. 1581 01:54:27,278 --> 01:54:29,321 - I know you don't want to. - Okay. 1582 01:54:30,573 --> 01:54:32,741 - You said okay? - Yes, I did. Okay. 1583 01:54:32,908 --> 01:54:34,243 Let's do it. Okay. 1584 01:54:35,202 --> 01:54:36,912 - He said okay. - Yes. 1585 01:54:37,079 --> 01:54:39,456 - Congratulations. - He said okay, Leo. 1586 01:54:39,623 --> 01:54:41,375 Oh, my God. 1587 01:54:41,542 --> 01:54:43,419 What's that smell? 1588 01:54:43,586 --> 01:54:46,589 I was on my way to the toilet and she grabbed me. 1589 01:54:46,797 --> 01:54:49,592 - I'm so sorry. - Have a nice baby. 1590 01:54:51,427 --> 01:54:52,803 I'm so sorry. 1591 01:54:55,764 --> 01:54:57,600 Will you many me? 1592 01:54:59,268 --> 01:55:00,853 Oh, Riggs... 1593 01:55:01,020 --> 01:55:03,063 - You bet I will, Riggs. - Okay. 1594 01:55:05,399 --> 01:55:06,650 Let's go. 1595 01:55:06,817 --> 01:55:10,446 I'm not going. Wait, no, no, no. Wait, wait. Please, Riggs. 1596 01:55:10,613 --> 01:55:11,989 - Get a minister. - Now? 1597 01:55:12,197 --> 01:55:15,159 Now. Because we're getting married. Here comes another one. 1598 01:55:15,326 --> 01:55:17,995 - We need a license, blood test... - I wanna hear the words... 1599 01:55:18,162 --> 01:55:20,164 - before the baby comes. - It's coming now. 1600 01:55:20,331 --> 01:55:23,000 Listen, I am getting married or there is no baby. 1601 01:55:23,167 --> 01:55:25,753 This could be an aspect of a transition phase. 1602 01:55:25,920 --> 01:55:29,131 This is no goddamn aspect of a goddamn transition phase! 1603 01:55:29,298 --> 01:55:31,175 Honey, everybody, calm down. 1604 01:55:31,342 --> 01:55:33,010 Calm down. Okay? 1605 01:55:33,177 --> 01:55:35,679 - Get a priest, minister, anything. - Where? 1606 01:55:35,846 --> 01:55:38,807 Go get a priest! Goddamn it, Leo! 1607 01:55:38,974 --> 01:55:40,476 I got it, I got it. Okay. 1608 01:55:40,809 --> 01:55:42,770 Pant, pant, blow. Remember Lamaze class? 1609 01:55:42,937 --> 01:55:44,772 Pant, blow. Pant, pant, blow. 1610 01:55:47,524 --> 01:55:50,527 - But I want to say I do. - Hey, look. Here he is. 1611 01:55:50,694 --> 01:55:52,363 This is Rabbi Gelb. 1612 01:55:52,529 --> 01:55:55,199 - A rabbi? - You said anything. 1613 01:55:55,366 --> 01:55:56,784 No, no, no. He'll do. 1614 01:55:56,951 --> 01:55:58,494 For what I'll do? What's going on? 1615 01:55:58,661 --> 01:56:01,038 We'd like you to marry us. Please. 1616 01:56:01,205 --> 01:56:03,040 - You're Jewish? - Not necessarily. 1617 01:56:03,207 --> 01:56:04,291 - You got a license? - No. 1618 01:56:04,458 --> 01:56:07,044 - Well... - Please don't go. 1619 01:56:07,211 --> 01:56:09,922 She needs to hear the words before the baby comes. 1620 01:56:10,089 --> 01:56:12,591 Are you both serious? I don't have time for hijinks. 1621 01:56:12,758 --> 01:56:15,302 Real serious, rabbi. We're very serious. 1622 01:56:15,636 --> 01:56:17,554 I could do it. It wouldn't be official. 1623 01:56:17,721 --> 01:56:19,807 It's all right. I just want to hear the words. 1624 01:56:19,974 --> 01:56:21,892 What the hell. What are your names? 1625 01:56:22,059 --> 01:56:23,727 I'm Martin and this is Lorna. 1626 01:56:23,894 --> 01:56:25,229 Martin and Lorna. 1627 01:56:26,605 --> 01:56:29,233 What am I doing? How do the goyim do this? 1628 01:56:30,359 --> 01:56:32,361 - Dearly beloved. - That's it. Dearly beloved... 1629 01:56:32,528 --> 01:56:37,324 Dearly beloved, marriage is a spiritual union... 1630 01:56:37,491 --> 01:56:38,701 Oh, Rabbi. 1631 01:56:38,867 --> 01:56:41,495 Faster, faster. She's heading for the home stretch. 1632 01:56:41,870 --> 01:56:44,123 Martin, will you take Lorna to be your wife? 1633 01:56:44,289 --> 01:56:47,793 Will you honor, love, et cetera... 1634 01:56:47,960 --> 01:56:50,087 - Till death do you part? - I will. 1635 01:56:50,254 --> 01:56:54,258 Lorna, will you take Martin to be your husband, et cetera? 1636 01:56:54,425 --> 01:56:55,926 - Yes, I do. - The same thing. 1637 01:56:56,093 --> 01:56:57,928 All right. I pronounce you man and wife. 1638 01:56:58,095 --> 01:56:59,930 You may kiss the bride. You already did. 1639 01:57:00,097 --> 01:57:02,099 - Let's go. - No, wait, wait, wait. 1640 01:57:02,266 --> 01:57:04,101 - What? What? - Hold it, hold it, hold it. 1641 01:57:04,268 --> 01:57:06,395 - What is it? - Let me have this glass. 1642 01:57:06,562 --> 01:57:08,105 I need this! 1643 01:57:08,272 --> 01:57:11,775 No, goddamn it! What the hell are you doing? 1644 01:57:11,942 --> 01:57:14,403 Talk to the hand, okay? I'll be right back. Wait, wait. 1645 01:57:14,695 --> 01:57:17,781 You know how long it took me to fill that thing? All day! 1646 01:57:17,948 --> 01:57:21,076 This is unsanitary. What is this? 1647 01:57:21,243 --> 01:57:23,620 - Break the glass. - I'll get piss on my shoes. 1648 01:57:23,787 --> 01:57:25,664 - You gotta do this! - Okay. 1649 01:57:25,914 --> 01:57:27,207 Mazeltov. 1650 01:57:28,459 --> 01:57:29,752 Hey! What the hell? 1651 01:57:29,918 --> 01:57:31,795 Come back here, you little son of a bitch! 1652 01:57:31,962 --> 01:57:33,505 Pant, pant, blow. 1653 01:57:33,672 --> 01:57:35,340 Leo, please. 1654 01:57:36,633 --> 01:57:39,261 Your work is over here. I think someone else needs you. 1655 01:57:39,428 --> 01:57:41,138 - Okay - Okay? 1656 01:57:45,184 --> 01:57:47,644 Good luck, Lorna, Riggs. 1657 01:57:47,811 --> 01:57:49,563 - Leo? - Yeah. 1658 01:57:50,856 --> 01:57:52,816 - Thanks a lot. - Oh, okay. 1659 01:57:56,945 --> 01:57:58,572 Stick around. Meet the kid. 1660 01:57:58,822 --> 01:58:01,492 Good luck, Lorna! Okay, okay. 1661 01:58:05,746 --> 01:58:06,789 Riggs. 1662 01:58:06,955 --> 01:58:08,999 Here it comes, here it comes. 1663 01:58:11,126 --> 01:58:12,377 Here he is. 1664 01:58:12,961 --> 01:58:16,131 He's looking right at you. He knows it's you. 1665 01:58:20,969 --> 01:58:22,679 Rog, look what I found. 1666 01:58:23,305 --> 01:58:25,766 - Look at that. - Oh, boy. What a beauty. 1667 01:58:26,475 --> 01:58:28,268 Look at those eyes. 1668 01:58:28,894 --> 01:58:31,355 - He looks like his mother. - Yes, he does. 1669 01:58:31,522 --> 01:58:33,857 Murtaugh, Murtaugh, Murtaugh! 1670 01:58:35,567 --> 01:58:36,860 No, Butters! 1671 01:58:37,402 --> 01:58:39,321 Butters' baby. Better not be Murtaugh. 1672 01:58:39,488 --> 01:58:41,156 It's Butters. 1673 01:58:42,699 --> 01:58:44,284 Look at that baby. 1674 01:58:45,035 --> 01:58:46,578 Look at the hair. 1675 01:58:47,579 --> 01:58:49,581 Oh, that's my baby. 1676 01:58:49,748 --> 01:58:52,501 Look at her. You're so cute. Look at you. 1677 01:58:52,668 --> 01:58:55,462 Twenty-seven people, nobody thought of bringing a camera? 1678 01:58:55,629 --> 01:58:57,840 Leo, your plastic's flaccid. Face it. 1679 01:58:58,006 --> 01:59:01,009 These machines wreck your plastic, then give you the camera. 1680 01:59:01,176 --> 01:59:03,679 The camera doesn't work. They're trying to... 1681 01:59:03,846 --> 01:59:05,013 - No, no, no. - Leo. 1682 01:59:05,180 --> 01:59:07,015 Okay. 1683 01:59:08,225 --> 01:59:10,185 Hey, captain, what are you doing here? 1684 01:59:10,352 --> 01:59:11,937 Look at these two babies. 1685 01:59:12,187 --> 01:59:14,314 A little something from everybody at the squad. 1686 01:59:14,481 --> 01:59:16,191 - All right. - Thank you. 1687 01:59:17,025 --> 01:59:19,444 - Those captain badges, give them back. - What for? 1688 01:59:19,695 --> 01:59:22,948 Congratulations, you're sergeants again. The city's self-insured. 1689 01:59:23,115 --> 01:59:25,284 I thought they were gonna make us president. 1690 01:59:26,451 --> 01:59:28,745 By the way, Grandpa, you owe the chief one. 1691 01:59:28,912 --> 01:59:30,873 He went to bat for you with the INS... 1692 01:59:31,039 --> 01:59:33,250 and they're gonna give asylum to the Hongs. 1693 01:59:33,417 --> 01:59:36,044 All right, all right. 1694 01:59:36,461 --> 01:59:38,088 We're gonna take a picture. 1695 01:59:38,922 --> 01:59:41,008 Come on. Come on. 1696 01:59:42,426 --> 01:59:44,636 All right. Squeeze together. Candy stripers out. 1697 01:59:44,803 --> 01:59:46,930 Out. Okay, okay. Out, out. 1698 01:59:47,097 --> 01:59:49,266 I can't. There's not enough room. I'm sorry. 1699 01:59:51,226 --> 01:59:53,604 - You gotta back up. - Back, Leo. 1700 01:59:53,770 --> 01:59:54,855 I'm taking big steps! 1701 01:59:55,022 --> 01:59:57,274 Get this guy to take it. Leo, get in the picture. 1702 01:59:57,441 --> 01:59:59,568 Doc, can you take a picture of all of us? 1703 02:00:02,779 --> 02:00:05,115 It's my best man, after all. 1704 02:00:05,282 --> 02:00:06,950 Get my grandbaby in it too. 1705 02:00:07,117 --> 02:00:08,285 Are you all friends? 1706 02:00:08,452 --> 02:00:11,455 No. We're family! 1707 02:00:11,622 --> 02:00:12,748 Okay, on three. 1708 02:00:12,915 --> 02:00:15,042 One, two, three! 120610