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foreign
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foreign
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busting you and putting you away for
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good
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worry about me
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I mean if you want to know the truth the
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only one I'm really worried about is my
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ex-wife
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ever since she called me a bed with
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Angelica she's been intent on killing us
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foreign
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bulletproof windows
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dumb parrot pay 500 for them really
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doesn't like that yeah yeah I'm
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listening to you yeah I I know the
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Heat's coming down on me but the fish
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ain't got a thing on me she doesn't know
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she's signed the contracts
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she thinks I'm helping with a penmanship
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I'm pretty smart huh
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hey
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you want to crack it
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dumb version
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I'm not going to jail okay that's the
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beauty part of it
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she's going Angelica that's who
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well that's why I'm so boss
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shut up don't you ever call her stupid
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again you you got that Louie
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I told you always wear your glasses when
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you're near me
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is everything okay poopsie
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shut up
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you're upset
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yeah
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maybe I can do something better
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I've never seen you so excited before
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don't ever touch this again
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why do you always ask me so many stupid
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questions
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I'm sorry doll the feds have been coming
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down on me they think I'm embezzling
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poopsie
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I don't like to see you get so excited
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oh poopsie
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and I refuse to make love with my
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glasses on put those back on you're
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walking accident
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is everything okay don't move
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just take two steps backwards do it
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sit down on the bed
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um
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that was the absolute best you ever were
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and I'm not just saying that hmm
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you know poopsie
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I really owe you a lot
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you took me off the streets
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taught me self-defense
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how to detonate bombs
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pick locks
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but
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well
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something's been bothering me
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see we don't communicate with each other
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I mean
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I don't know who you are where you're
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from I don't know anything about you and
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every time I ask you a question about
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yourself you tell me to quit asking so
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many questions
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I think you're really insensitive and I
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don't like it
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I also don't like it when you tell me to
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shut up all the time
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you can be very cold and heartless
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I don't like your big smelly cigars I
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don't like it when you leave the toilet
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seat up and I don't like it when you
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joke around and take your teeth out
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there
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no no don't you feel better that we're
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communicating
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I certainly do
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die you went
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you're dead
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oh
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damn it Mr Pope that car stepped in
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between us and the limo I still think I
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can slip the microphone into her car I
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think you should put your headset on sir
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sunroof
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it's almost there
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Bingo it's in position
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this isn't good Sally you could end up
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behind bars nobody's gonna put me in
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jail
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after all
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I'm not common enough what I want to
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know is why is he so intent on going
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after me what the crop politicians who
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have gotten deals approved and are
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evading federal tax
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maybe it's because she thinks that
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you're just a ruthless [ __ ] who abuses
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everyone in her past that's just not
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true
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you're fired get out of here
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talk of that FBI chiefs say that about
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me
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phone you said you're the greatest
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there's nobody better
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well okay I multiply the Land
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Development contract for you
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that'll be the last criminal act she's
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gonna be involved in
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somebody's following us
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and while you're at it you turn up the
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air
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can't get around this stupid car and our
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microphone is stuck in a limo sunroof
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glad I'm not that guy
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let's go
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okay
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what's going on hey how did those two
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cars switch positions
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all right
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pressed her interrogate the chauffeur
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walk the dog
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fast must come down
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how could I help you
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I'll tell you how I pull some strings
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and got you a point of warden at Club
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Fed you got me a point of the warden but
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I got a criminal record that's why
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you're not a perfect man for the job I
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want you to steal money out of clubfan
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frame one of the criminals I'll bust the
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convict and expose the Scandal on a
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major press conference and then Bob fed
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will be overthrown the criminals will
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have to serve the time you got real bars
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and a filthy scar will learn that crime
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doesn't pay
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and we could split whatever I steal
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you stupid idiot I'm Gonna Keep all the
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money for myself
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I'm Gonna Keep all the money for myself
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which convict we're gonna bust that's my
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department
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all we have to do is make sure that the
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person we frame is naive gullible and
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unsuspecting
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I know just the person
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my gosh don't tell me
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I forgot to pay the electric bill
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you stupid Ludacris liberal jackass
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you're out of here
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all right thank you gang terrific now
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let me introduce my next guest he's one
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of my biggest Heroes a great American
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the director of the FBI let's hear it
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for Vince Hooligans
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this let me tell you it's really a
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pleasure to have you on my show and you
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know you probably have heard about this
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new federal program which is about to
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begin for the white collar criminals let
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me tell you here you're probably sitting
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in in the stupid magazine here it's uh
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it's a place called Club
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fed a very minimum security prison come
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on give me a break
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get them get this folks it features a
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Club Fed
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a revolutionary
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rehabilitation program
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this is ludicrous Vince how do you feel
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about this stupid thing
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Wally
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it makes me sick
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yeah
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these are criminals not tourists
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like Swindle innocent people out of
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millions of dollars every year and we
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give it an all-expense paid vacation
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I am so utterly repulsed these are
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criminals they're they're the
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incorrigible unredeemable Vermin the
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scum and drinks of society there is no
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way they deserve this Royal Treatment
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there's no way this club fed program
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will work
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foreign
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and where there are criminals there is
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crime and I guarantee you my friends
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that one of these criminals at clubfit
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is going to commit a significant
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unlawful act and when that happens my
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fellow Americans I promise you when that
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happens Club Fed will be closed down
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forever
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all right
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oh lost a fortune you know sir sir uh
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I've got that that radio station you
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want whoa whoa hold on to the camera
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yes yellow uh-huh of course I know how
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to play the game yes yes whoa that's
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right what's the question
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whoa whoa hold up
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what was Lincoln's Last Words Lincoln's
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Last Words give me five seconds like
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everybody else did what was Lincoln's
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last word uh what I got it hold it what
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is it good seats
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right here
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good seats
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yes of course I know everything
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yes I'll put my assistant on there you
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just send the money oh you just earned
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your salary into twenty thousand dollars
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can you hold please it's not so great
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sir we can't do this with a new bright
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banking regulations it's completely
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unauthorized you're telling me we can't
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do it no hey hey I pay you a lot of
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money get the subsidiary make the deal
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you could go to jail
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me I would love it
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I'm not going to jail nobody's gonna
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find out
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when will you ever learn my son that
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thou shalt not steal
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I think it's time I close this case and
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excuse me
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just my well-deserved vacation
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convicted he could pay
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ambitious and controversial program that
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I for one am in favor of
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come in
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I'm sorry you probably want to be left
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alone
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me up you fool
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hey you know this reminds me of a guy I
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once knew in Ohio
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agent 976 lovely pink Puffin aromatics
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just call me 976. 976 you'll be doing
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fine work in the white collar division
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I'm proud of you I know you do for a
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vacation I've been doing such great work
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I'm gonna give you a special bonus this
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year a two-week all expense paid
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vacation to Club Med that's great thank
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you very much sir ah actually it's not
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club man it's Club Fed but don't worry
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they have all the sports and
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recreational facilities you could ever
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want Club Fed but no need to thank me
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actually there is because while you're
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having a great time I want you to do a
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little undercover work for me you see I
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have reason to believe that one of the
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inmates is trying to embezzle funds from
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clubfet and I want you to uncover the
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guilty party and come up with some
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evidence of corruption you want me to go
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to Club Fed for my vacation it's
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beautiful
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love it
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to go undercover as a corrupt investment
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banker who's been arrested for insider
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trading and stock manipulation now don't
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let anyone know your identity not the
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inmates not the staff definitely not the
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war oh I'm sorry sir but I'm not really
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that interested in going to a minimum
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security prison for my vacation
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I want you to stay close to this woman
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and protect her
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from your report I have reason to
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believe that there might be an attempt
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made on her life now she's our number
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one suspect and if she's the guilty
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party I want her
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turning again
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I've asked myself when
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baby this time it's real
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or maybe it's just all make believe
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but I can't believe what I feel this
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must be magic
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[Music]
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you it's magic
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[Music]
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I'm so glad I
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am
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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start US Dollars
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sorry I thought you were someone else
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patient 976 it's lovely pink puff and a
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romantic spring I'm depending on you
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be careful although Club Fed is a
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magnificent Resort is also a Haven for
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Sen immorality and iniquity
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oh I better take this with me then
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certainly no I got it
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now remember I stayed close to that
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woman to keep your eyes open at all
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times and uncover any signs of
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corruption that you may find and also
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don't forget have a wonderful vacation
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sure I will uh with your help we've got
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a closed Club Fed forever and send those
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criminals behind real bars instead of an
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on a vacation where some liberal judges
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handed them in court
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topless
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I have some good news
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I have some bad news
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the bad news is
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for the crimes of embezzlement
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and misappropriation of funds
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and sentencing you to 40 years
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the good news is that you qualify for a
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brand new luxurious prison which we got
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going for us right now bailiff came with
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almost more about it yes I can judge
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there's now a new government plan that's
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exclusively for white-collar criminals
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who have made at least 200 million
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dollars a year you Angelica
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paziotopoulos will be spending your next
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29 999 nights and 30 000 days at the
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very elegant and exclusive
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Club fed that's right Club Fed
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translated that means minimum minimum
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minimum minimum security prison
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it has it all custom-made Bungalows
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trained professional Personnel on staff
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catering to your every whim luxury
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automobiles at your disposal including
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the limousines Ferraris Gremlins all
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with unlimited mileage you'll be flown
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first class to Club Fed on take a risk
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Airlines and you may use your frequent
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flyer coupons but should you cancel your
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reservation you'll receive another
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criminal charge
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Club Fed Sports and recreational
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activities include a championship golf
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course that Golf International magazine
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calls and astonishing golfing experience
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for any incarcerated man there's also
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tennis scores basketball courts a race
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track wind searches
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Diamonds and Pearls we're just a bunch
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of bad boys and girls if
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you could do it all over again
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[Music]
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[Music]
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fat but we look real
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real cute there's no one getting over on
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the man with the gun and time sure flies
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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if you're a nature lover you'll drill
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the club fence magnificent Trails
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currently under construction is a club
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bed studio theme park and Space Center
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no wonder the wind criminals think
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prison term they think Club bed
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newsworld magazine says clubfit is the
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type of place that people would
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literally kill for there's more
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customized bundles the 24 hour Bella
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room service it's beauty and hair salons
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amazing cut this ordinary criminal
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trying to break in sir hey I'm No
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Ordinary criminal I robbed over 257 11s
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get them out of here come on
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oh hello Angelica topless
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oh whatever
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uh I'm bird Boyle you're Warden and host
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Charmed I'm sure
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and this is Vice President Kruger
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and the governor Fishman
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and our own mayor was ill
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I'm very sure that you're going to be
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happy with our accommodations it's so
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nice to have such a elite criminal
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staying with us
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oh you got that
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um but but don't get me wrong I'm not
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complaining
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he said American Express here
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Ah that's what the chief is gonna frame
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[Music]
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that Japanese company
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that's me my name is Jordan Rush from
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Channel putz you're Jordan Rush oh I
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watched your this is my assistant
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morning Minch how you doing
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looking people out of hundreds of
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millions of dollars
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and you've just been voted the world's
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most successful criminal we got it we
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got it I told you
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00:25:47,278 --> 00:25:50,869
what are your plan to do now
440
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Club fans
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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all right
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careful that Louis Vuitton luggage for
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your information don't just light up
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pick it up
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they're all such little people
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uh let me apologize for the ineptitude
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Ms Rich I'll make sure it never happens
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again you better
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so
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um Boyle welcome to Club Fed
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[Music]
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thank you
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call me Bert
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only if you call me
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00:27:13,319 --> 00:27:16,278
later tonight
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tell me Warden
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is there anything a convict can do
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00:27:22,259 --> 00:27:26,220
around here to win
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special favors
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[Music]
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but why don't you come up and visit me
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later tonight and we'll discuss it
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00:27:39,179 --> 00:27:43,470
meanwhile I'll show you the rest of the
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grounds
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[Music]
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everything
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allow me
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here we are Angelica the princess Suite
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custom designed to your satisfaction
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[Music]
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your Princess Robot I don't make
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the window
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00:28:21,599 --> 00:28:26,699
I'm sure even you will find everything
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00:28:23,819 --> 00:28:28,019
to your satisfaction enjoy your sentence
477
00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:30,058
here
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can't believe all this I mean it's too
479
00:28:30,058 --> 00:28:35,460
good to be true
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I don't deserve it oh I'm sure you do no
481
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I really don't
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see I didn't commit any crimes
483
00:28:40,619 --> 00:28:44,939
I'm not bad enough for this place
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come on
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don't be so honest I'm sure you're as
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Dastardly and to pray and say come come
487
00:28:50,579 --> 00:28:56,639
gosh you must be dreaming this is
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everything I've ever wanted
489
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beautiful pink room
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canopy bed
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and a transvestite
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wearing a pink silk chiffon roll with
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marable coloring cuffs
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I never really wanted to kind of be bed
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don't tell me
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am I in the wrong room
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00:29:23,460 --> 00:29:27,140
thought these panties were a little
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00:29:24,839 --> 00:29:27,139
tight
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foreign
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[Music]
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allow me to introduce myself
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00:29:37,019 --> 00:29:40,980
my name is Polk
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Howard Polk
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posiotopolis
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Angelica
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very enchanting
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00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:59,519
There Goes My mind
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00:29:56,519 --> 00:30:01,019
I'm very sorry about the mix-up I I told
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00:29:59,519 --> 00:30:02,940
the bellhop I didn't think this was my
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room but he insisted
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I'll uh
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get my things together and leave you
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00:30:07,558 --> 00:30:13,379
alone well maybe this is your room no I
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00:30:11,398 --> 00:30:15,058
don't think so the wallpaper's pink
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00:30:13,380 --> 00:30:16,799
there's a heart-shaped bathtub and a
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closet full of cocktail dresses and
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formal evening gowns that don't fit me
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00:30:19,140 --> 00:30:24,090
especially in the hips
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00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:27,369
oh well if you're absolutely certain
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00:30:24,089 --> 00:30:27,368
[Music]
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it's my pleasure meeting you
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[Music]
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I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot more of
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each other
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00:30:35,759 --> 00:30:40,579
uh since we're both in jail together at
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all
527
00:30:42,019 --> 00:30:46,798
hey you'd never tell a girl to shut up
528
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:49,519
would you
529
00:30:46,798 --> 00:30:49,519
no
530
00:30:49,619 --> 00:30:54,418
of course not
531
00:30:52,099 --> 00:30:56,219
I'm just not used to meeting many
532
00:30:54,419 --> 00:30:59,220
gentlemen
533
00:30:56,220 --> 00:31:01,620
I guess my type doesn't attract them oh
534
00:30:59,220 --> 00:31:04,558
don't you underestimate yourself
535
00:31:01,619 --> 00:31:08,339
you're kind and sweet and I'll bet
536
00:31:04,558 --> 00:31:10,079
you're also great in board games
537
00:31:08,339 --> 00:31:12,240
I did win this win a selling game once
538
00:31:10,079 --> 00:31:14,038
in third grade
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00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:18,179
would you like to accompany me to the
540
00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:20,640
club fed string quartet yeah I'd be
541
00:31:18,179 --> 00:31:23,000
honored I'm really looking forward to it
542
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,000
Howard
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00:31:24,058 --> 00:31:29,019
be a chump poke
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she's the number one suspect
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00:31:29,019 --> 00:31:32,269
[Music]
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00:31:46,980 --> 00:31:50,700
hello this is the Swiss National Pacific
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00:31:49,740 --> 00:31:53,640
Bank
548
00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:55,919
my name is Angelica and I'd like to open
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00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:58,679
up a savings account I'll be making
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00:31:55,919 --> 00:32:01,020
large deposits into this account
551
00:31:58,679 --> 00:32:02,940
I'd like somebody to call me every day
552
00:32:01,019 --> 00:32:06,179
at 12 P.M
553
00:32:02,940 --> 00:32:10,860
and at dystopian Los Angeles time and as
554
00:32:06,179 --> 00:32:10,860
for me my number is 213-550-0824
555
00:32:12,538 --> 00:32:19,859
you can view my account
556
00:32:15,380 --> 00:32:21,559
nope nope problem I'll facts over all
557
00:32:19,859 --> 00:32:25,278
the pertinent information
558
00:32:21,558 --> 00:32:25,278
thank you sweetie pie
559
00:32:28,679 --> 00:32:31,340
thank you
560
00:32:38,339 --> 00:32:44,720
yeah who is it
561
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:44,720
hey chief your plans in action
562
00:32:46,919 --> 00:32:50,580
I told you not to worry everything's
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00:32:48,538 --> 00:32:52,798
under control
564
00:32:50,579 --> 00:32:56,038
today a privilege tour of the greatest
565
00:32:52,798 --> 00:32:58,259
state of Club Fed we offer a fine
566
00:32:56,038 --> 00:33:00,359
wonderful escort service
567
00:32:58,259 --> 00:33:03,119
and you simply won't believe that kind
568
00:33:00,359 --> 00:33:06,479
of luxury that money can buy we have
569
00:33:03,119 --> 00:33:07,918
beautiful lovely bar and it's going down
570
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:10,159
over here
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foreign
572
00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:25,980
Boyle your host and Warden and indeed
573
00:33:22,798 --> 00:33:28,019
it's a a great pleasure to greet you
574
00:33:25,980 --> 00:33:30,140
find criminals
575
00:33:28,019 --> 00:33:33,298
although you've all probably have seen
576
00:33:30,140 --> 00:33:35,880
uh many of our wonderful opportunities
577
00:33:33,298 --> 00:33:37,980
we have here this is not a vacation
578
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:40,679
you want Centennial to have a good time
579
00:33:37,980 --> 00:33:43,740
Club Fed is offering you
580
00:33:40,679 --> 00:33:46,620
a revolutionary experimental work
581
00:33:43,740 --> 00:33:48,359
rehabilitation program I knew it was a
582
00:33:46,619 --> 00:33:50,579
catch this place no getting nothing in
583
00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:52,319
this world for nothing hold on a moment
584
00:33:50,579 --> 00:33:54,178
Reverend huh
585
00:33:52,319 --> 00:33:56,158
we think you're the best criminals in
586
00:33:54,179 --> 00:33:58,980
the world we're confident that if we put
587
00:33:56,159 --> 00:34:01,200
you back into the corporate world with
588
00:33:58,980 --> 00:34:03,599
therapists and the licensed
589
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:05,940
professionals working with you studying
590
00:34:03,599 --> 00:34:09,179
and analyzing your business techniques
591
00:34:05,940 --> 00:34:11,159
you could be transformed into a
592
00:34:09,179 --> 00:34:13,858
legitimate successful business people
593
00:34:11,159 --> 00:34:16,139
wait hold on wait wait a minute I mean I
594
00:34:13,858 --> 00:34:17,699
mean I mean Mr Boyle I mean I mean if
595
00:34:16,139 --> 00:34:19,079
we're going to be working at a club fed
596
00:34:17,699 --> 00:34:20,460
I mean well what happens to the money
597
00:34:19,079 --> 00:34:23,878
that we're going to earn I mean who who
598
00:34:20,460 --> 00:34:25,918
gets that okay Harrison good question
599
00:34:23,878 --> 00:34:28,319
All the Monies will go into a special
600
00:34:25,918 --> 00:34:30,059
account and be distributed to the
601
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:32,760
various Charities that we set up
602
00:34:30,059 --> 00:34:34,559
especially for this experiment I am
603
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:37,560
going to administer the distribution
604
00:34:34,559 --> 00:34:37,559
charity
605
00:34:41,039 --> 00:34:46,440
you're not kidding I think donating the
606
00:34:43,679 --> 00:34:47,878
money to charity is a wonderful idea
607
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:49,800
well maybe I should just get something
608
00:34:47,878 --> 00:34:51,378
to break both of your legs so you'll
609
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:54,000
qualify
610
00:34:51,378 --> 00:34:56,159
please we're a family
611
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:58,619
hey wait a minute this is a golden
612
00:34:56,159 --> 00:35:00,358
opportunity for you to do what you do
613
00:34:58,619 --> 00:35:01,140
best and that's to earn a great deal of
614
00:35:00,358 --> 00:35:03,539
money
615
00:35:01,139 --> 00:35:05,819
all you have to do is attend class work
616
00:35:03,539 --> 00:35:09,358
with the counselors and then go to group
617
00:35:05,820 --> 00:35:11,400
therapy therapy what am I not what is
618
00:35:09,358 --> 00:35:13,259
this a medical center you give me back
619
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:17,338
my cable TV show
620
00:35:13,260 --> 00:35:20,640
I heal all you [ __ ]
621
00:35:17,338 --> 00:35:23,039
but there's nothing wrong with me
622
00:35:20,639 --> 00:35:25,920
well if you're not interested I can
623
00:35:23,039 --> 00:35:29,039
arrange for you to be a relocated to a
624
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:30,659
maximum Acuity prison that if you're a
625
00:35:29,039 --> 00:35:31,739
little lucky the jail cell might have a
626
00:35:30,659 --> 00:35:33,960
light bulb
627
00:35:31,739 --> 00:35:36,559
oh we love Punk fed
628
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:36,559
yeah
629
00:35:36,780 --> 00:35:40,940
I always wanted a therapist of my own
630
00:35:41,039 --> 00:35:45,900
well folks enjoy the rest of the week
631
00:35:43,559 --> 00:35:48,289
and I'll see you
632
00:35:45,900 --> 00:36:01,039
Monday morning at six a.m
633
00:35:48,289 --> 00:36:03,719
[Music]
634
00:36:01,039 --> 00:36:05,699
sacrilegious oh God they send you to a
635
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:08,519
federal prison and then they expect you
636
00:36:05,699 --> 00:36:10,500
to work hey hey it could be worse you
637
00:36:08,519 --> 00:36:12,900
know we could be locked up in a jail
638
00:36:10,500 --> 00:36:15,539
cell with a lummox named Braun that's a
639
00:36:12,900 --> 00:36:17,338
coincidence my name is Braun
640
00:36:15,539 --> 00:36:21,079
I think we better get these guys to skip
641
00:36:17,338 --> 00:36:21,078
the hot oil part of the massage huh
642
00:36:51,599 --> 00:36:57,599
FBI headquarters hello agent 976 lovely
643
00:36:55,139 --> 00:37:00,598
pink puff and aromatic spray
644
00:36:57,599 --> 00:37:00,599
350-40-7462
645
00:37:02,338 --> 00:37:06,659
I'd like to speak to the director
646
00:37:04,139 --> 00:37:08,699
okay oh
647
00:37:06,659 --> 00:37:10,139
it's about your motivation yeah what do
648
00:37:08,699 --> 00:37:11,699
you do
649
00:37:10,139 --> 00:37:13,379
you just said you wanted to speak to the
650
00:37:11,699 --> 00:37:15,419
director I was talking about the
651
00:37:13,380 --> 00:37:18,559
director of the FBI
652
00:37:15,420 --> 00:37:18,559
are we filming now
653
00:37:19,559 --> 00:37:23,940
okay I just wanted to say you're doing a
654
00:37:21,539 --> 00:37:28,279
great job oh your acting is totally
655
00:37:23,940 --> 00:37:28,280
believable okay it was until the scene
656
00:37:31,199 --> 00:37:35,098
um
657
00:37:32,639 --> 00:37:36,059
lion Anita I'd like to speak to the
658
00:37:35,099 --> 00:37:38,480
director
659
00:37:36,059 --> 00:37:38,480
thank you
660
00:37:44,338 --> 00:37:49,699
I'd like to speak to the director
661
00:37:47,460 --> 00:37:52,079
hello
662
00:37:49,699 --> 00:37:55,098
what have you come up with please call
663
00:37:52,079 --> 00:37:55,099
me 976
664
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:03,660
uh nothing yet
665
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:06,480
I'm not to worry I should be out of here
666
00:38:03,659 --> 00:38:08,899
in about one week
667
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,900
over
668
00:38:14,338 --> 00:38:16,519
foreign
669
00:38:32,639 --> 00:38:35,879
hey wait a minute Polk I want to talk to
670
00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:39,320
you a minute
671
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:39,320
what were you talking to install
672
00:38:39,659 --> 00:38:43,739
put that flush it around here let's go
673
00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:45,900
back to the Bungalow
674
00:38:43,739 --> 00:38:47,639
all right but I refuse to work with
675
00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:48,900
Gordon Boyle again do you know the last
676
00:38:47,639 --> 00:38:50,279
time he wanted me to dress up in his
677
00:38:48,900 --> 00:38:52,380
great grandmother's clothes and beat him
678
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:54,240
with her cane
679
00:38:52,380 --> 00:38:57,320
I was wondering where you got those
680
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:57,319
therapeutic mesh stuff
681
00:38:58,639 --> 00:39:04,618
hold on do it again oh hurt me now oh my
682
00:39:02,159 --> 00:39:06,659
god oh could she be guilty of that what
683
00:39:04,619 --> 00:39:08,059
is she guilty of you know
684
00:39:06,659 --> 00:39:11,659
we should work in the most exceptional
685
00:39:08,059 --> 00:39:15,500
outstanding and simple
686
00:39:11,659 --> 00:39:18,059
escort Jones in the whole wide world
687
00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:20,039
now I'm a religious man believe me
688
00:39:18,059 --> 00:39:22,980
they're unbelievable now if you'll
689
00:39:20,039 --> 00:39:26,039
excuse me I got a little consultation to
690
00:39:22,980 --> 00:39:29,039
attend to what
691
00:39:26,039 --> 00:39:29,039
is
692
00:39:31,739 --> 00:39:36,539
10.
693
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:39,439
he thinks he's such a ladies man
694
00:39:36,539 --> 00:39:39,440
I don't buy it
695
00:39:40,099 --> 00:39:46,338
oh oh Reverend oh wait for us
696
00:39:47,530 --> 00:40:01,680
[Music]
697
00:39:59,559 --> 00:40:04,199
[Applause]
698
00:40:01,679 --> 00:40:07,159
gosh if I had known it was this formal I
699
00:40:04,199 --> 00:40:07,159
would have worn underwear
700
00:40:09,769 --> 00:40:11,550
[Music]
701
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:14,979
[Applause]
702
00:40:11,550 --> 00:40:14,979
[Music]
703
00:40:15,179 --> 00:40:20,460
perhaps you'd be more comfortable if you
704
00:40:17,338 --> 00:40:21,480
went to a wrestling match you you
705
00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:23,280
problem
706
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:25,740
if the little lady will not be quiet
707
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:29,000
perhaps the little lady Who you calling
708
00:40:25,739 --> 00:40:29,000
ladies ladies excuse me
709
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:38,358
softly otherwise some people become
710
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,358
annoyed
711
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:44,960
it's also not a great time to pop your
712
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,960
gum here
713
00:40:51,570 --> 00:41:02,590
[Music]
714
00:40:51,829 --> 00:41:02,590
[Applause]
715
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:17,550
[Music]
716
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:29,119
I didn't know I ordered room service
717
00:41:32,838 --> 00:41:40,219
I just thought I'd knock on your door
718
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:40,219
find out if you wanted anything
719
00:41:42,260 --> 00:41:47,460
there must be something around here
720
00:41:45,539 --> 00:41:48,719
can't keep calling in saying nothing
721
00:41:47,460 --> 00:41:50,460
nothing
722
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:53,419
wow
723
00:41:50,460 --> 00:41:53,420
hello there
724
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:58,280
okay let's see
725
00:41:59,579 --> 00:42:02,359
attractive
726
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:08,059
that's bust
727
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,838
hello
728
00:42:15,858 --> 00:42:23,239
beat me with me make me how make me bark
729
00:42:19,820 --> 00:42:23,240
yeah right
730
00:42:26,579 --> 00:42:31,760
this is going to hurt me more than it is
731
00:42:28,858 --> 00:42:31,759
going to hurt you
732
00:42:33,860 --> 00:42:38,460
[Music]
733
00:42:35,358 --> 00:42:40,199
what you get a leverage that much oh I
734
00:42:38,460 --> 00:42:42,838
can't huh hey I do this every day in
735
00:42:40,199 --> 00:42:44,460
real life oh yeah well it's illegal you
736
00:42:42,838 --> 00:42:46,078
just integrated Downstream didn't you
737
00:42:44,460 --> 00:42:48,480
huh did you have any capital on the
738
00:42:46,079 --> 00:42:51,300
table not a scent well that is
739
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:54,059
completely different because I am a man
740
00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:55,460
of God am doing it for the church
741
00:42:54,059 --> 00:42:59,779
Hallelujah
742
00:42:55,460 --> 00:42:59,780
come on my team's still illegal
743
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:07,680
game more interesting yeah you tell me
744
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:10,800
how no more business ethics
745
00:43:07,679 --> 00:43:13,818
come again no more business effort
746
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,818
are you talking brother
747
00:43:20,519 --> 00:43:25,800
that's it clean up around here that
748
00:43:23,639 --> 00:43:28,259
couch is filthy and when you're through
749
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:31,019
with that I want the windows clean and
750
00:43:28,260 --> 00:43:34,760
the floors wet if anyone calls for me
751
00:43:31,019 --> 00:43:34,759
I'll be in Palm Springs
752
00:43:36,989 --> 00:43:40,099
[Applause]
753
00:43:54,380 --> 00:43:57,500
this is
754
00:43:58,039 --> 00:44:04,380
Angelica no comprendo
755
00:44:01,380 --> 00:44:04,380
sorry
756
00:44:05,070 --> 00:44:08,409
[Music]
757
00:44:08,699 --> 00:44:12,858
no it's fine
758
00:44:18,750 --> 00:44:22,789
[Music]
759
00:44:21,059 --> 00:44:27,248
foreign
760
00:44:22,789 --> 00:44:27,248
[Music]
761
00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:31,739
Angelica why don't you wear your glasses
762
00:44:29,818 --> 00:44:34,139
more often I think it would make a
763
00:44:31,739 --> 00:44:37,759
really big change in your life
764
00:44:34,139 --> 00:44:37,759
and everyone else is around you
765
00:44:41,219 --> 00:44:48,480
shallica you look beautiful and bifocals
766
00:44:45,119 --> 00:44:52,519
it's what's inside a person that counts
767
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:52,519
inside you are very beautiful
768
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:56,960
[Music]
769
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,960
probably the nicest thing
770
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:03,239
and if it doesn't bother you I'll wear
771
00:45:00,539 --> 00:45:08,159
my glasses
772
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:08,159
[Music]
773
00:45:09,780 --> 00:45:28,199
foreign
774
00:45:11,329 --> 00:45:28,199
[Music]
775
00:45:30,019 --> 00:45:36,420
will be the creation
776
00:45:34,079 --> 00:45:37,460
and I will be reading from the Latin
777
00:45:36,420 --> 00:45:40,530
text
778
00:45:37,460 --> 00:45:41,880
Faith pray are they
779
00:45:40,530 --> 00:45:45,000
[Music]
780
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:48,000
speaking in tongues
781
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:48,000
Hallelujah
782
00:45:49,260 --> 00:46:15,230
[Music]
783
00:46:12,119 --> 00:46:15,230
[Applause]
784
00:46:18,449 --> 00:46:26,129
[Music]
785
00:46:23,300 --> 00:46:37,870
come back
786
00:46:26,130 --> 00:46:38,090
[Music]
787
00:46:37,869 --> 00:46:40,750
[Applause]
788
00:46:38,090 --> 00:46:49,100
[Music]
789
00:46:40,750 --> 00:46:51,920
[Applause]
790
00:46:49,099 --> 00:46:54,920
[Music]
791
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,920
thank you
792
00:46:59,460 --> 00:47:04,440
Angelica I'll be right back there seems
793
00:47:02,818 --> 00:47:06,679
to be a little backstabbing going on
794
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,679
here
795
00:47:09,780 --> 00:47:15,019
will be for women's owning
796
00:47:13,079 --> 00:47:19,818
and the subject will be
797
00:47:15,019 --> 00:47:19,818
intimacy and procreation
798
00:47:21,510 --> 00:47:29,640
[Music]
799
00:47:27,559 --> 00:47:31,799
you got those women rolling in the
800
00:47:29,639 --> 00:47:34,940
aisles I bet huh Hallelujah you never
801
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:34,940
know the spirit's gonna move
802
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:41,818
I've never seen this statue before how
803
00:47:37,858 --> 00:47:45,059
grotesque must be the work of Satan you
804
00:47:41,818 --> 00:47:46,679
know something you're perfectly right
805
00:47:45,059 --> 00:47:49,739
I've never seen anything more hideous
806
00:47:46,679 --> 00:47:51,118
and repulsive my entire life I'm going
807
00:47:49,739 --> 00:47:53,539
to recommend that they dispose of this
808
00:47:51,119 --> 00:47:53,539
immediately
809
00:47:55,318 --> 00:48:01,079
today we're going to begin reading books
810
00:47:58,079 --> 00:48:01,980
Moby Dick the story of a whale do you
811
00:48:01,079 --> 00:48:04,500
like to read
812
00:48:01,980 --> 00:48:08,039
yes I'm very well read and I love animal
813
00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:11,760
stories one of my favorites is
814
00:48:08,039 --> 00:48:15,980
Cat and the Hat Comes Back
815
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:15,980
oh what about uh Horton here's a Who
816
00:48:16,318 --> 00:48:21,440
yeah one fish two fish one fish
817
00:48:22,099 --> 00:48:28,160
and then we'll read pygmalia oh I love
818
00:48:25,559 --> 00:48:28,159
pigs
819
00:48:29,460 --> 00:48:38,000
[Music]
820
00:48:35,219 --> 00:48:38,000
food
821
00:48:38,809 --> 00:49:06,420
[Music]
822
00:49:03,539 --> 00:49:07,679
good morning class I am Professor Les
823
00:49:06,420 --> 00:49:10,318
pilot
824
00:49:07,679 --> 00:49:14,039
fat so I am here to teach you about
825
00:49:10,318 --> 00:49:16,679
ethics this is ridiculous you want me to
826
00:49:14,039 --> 00:49:19,639
take a class in ethics this is a bunch
827
00:49:16,679 --> 00:49:19,639
of [ __ ]
828
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,000
mm-hmm
829
00:49:39,420 --> 00:49:42,479
[Music]
830
00:49:46,219 --> 00:49:50,059
[Music]
831
00:49:56,219 --> 00:50:01,098
next time I'll put you in the corner
832
00:49:58,260 --> 00:50:01,099
with a dance cop
833
00:50:02,969 --> 00:50:07,569
[Music]
834
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:13,500
today we are going to discuss the
835
00:50:11,639 --> 00:50:15,598
approved methods of behavior in the
836
00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:18,838
business world turn your textbooks to
837
00:50:15,599 --> 00:50:18,838
page 2943.
838
00:50:26,338 --> 00:50:30,960
okay
839
00:50:28,019 --> 00:50:33,838
Angelica why do you have a deposit slip
840
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:36,119
from a Swiss bank in your purse Mr Paul
841
00:50:33,838 --> 00:50:38,099
if you have something so interesting to
842
00:50:36,119 --> 00:50:40,700
say maybe you'd like to share with the
843
00:50:38,099 --> 00:50:40,700
rest of the class
844
00:50:41,579 --> 00:50:45,780
why does Angelica have a Swiss savings
845
00:50:44,219 --> 00:50:47,759
account
846
00:50:45,780 --> 00:50:51,300
how could she have made a transaction
847
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:53,280
yesterday from Club Fed
848
00:50:51,300 --> 00:50:55,318
possible that I've fallen in love with a
849
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:57,480
Criminal
850
00:50:55,318 --> 00:50:59,099
those are real breasts
851
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:01,860
and if they're not do I have to keep
852
00:50:59,099 --> 00:51:03,000
them away from highly flammable areas
853
00:51:01,860 --> 00:51:04,870
[Music]
854
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:08,150
why
855
00:51:04,869 --> 00:51:08,150
[Music]
856
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:13,380
gosh I'll never get to 2943
857
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:18,300
hello Reverend I'm going to be
858
00:51:16,079 --> 00:51:20,420
monitoring and supervising your religio
859
00:51:18,300 --> 00:51:23,579
ethical efficiency
860
00:51:20,420 --> 00:51:27,180
what you question my Divine
861
00:51:23,579 --> 00:51:29,160
Enlightenment child this is blasphemy I
862
00:51:27,179 --> 00:51:31,799
could have you stoned but turned into a
863
00:51:29,159 --> 00:51:34,078
leper please Reverend
864
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:35,880
it's been a long day
865
00:51:34,079 --> 00:51:38,339
we're going to play a game called suffer
866
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:40,079
the consequences if you can prove to me
867
00:51:38,338 --> 00:51:41,880
that you can conduct your Affairs
868
00:51:40,079 --> 00:51:44,640
legitimately
869
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:46,440
you will win the game I will step aside
870
00:51:44,639 --> 00:51:49,679
and leave you alone
871
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:52,559
however every time you do something
872
00:51:49,679 --> 00:51:53,759
fraudulent or unethical one of your
873
00:51:52,559 --> 00:51:57,079
possessions
874
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:57,079
will be confiscated
875
00:51:57,119 --> 00:52:02,338
what is this
876
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:06,358
[Music]
877
00:52:02,338 --> 00:52:09,358
all right I think we can begin
878
00:52:06,358 --> 00:52:12,420
I'm looking for a tax shelter
879
00:52:09,358 --> 00:52:14,539
and I have about seven million dollars
880
00:52:12,420 --> 00:52:17,940
to invest
881
00:52:14,539 --> 00:52:19,679
well well you come to the right person
882
00:52:17,940 --> 00:52:21,599
I got this church I'm about ready to
883
00:52:19,679 --> 00:52:23,779
tear down on some valuable land in New
884
00:52:21,599 --> 00:52:23,780
Jersey
885
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:31,858
I'm sorry Reverend you're trying to
886
00:52:30,599 --> 00:52:33,480
defraud me
887
00:52:31,858 --> 00:52:37,259
let's see
888
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:39,480
I think I'll take your escort
889
00:52:37,260 --> 00:52:41,760
please come with me man
890
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:43,440
you think you're doing this is
891
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:45,660
like some Mr
892
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:48,480
s and I will not allow her to be
893
00:52:45,659 --> 00:52:51,379
Manhattan like that young man you are
894
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:51,380
officially cursed
895
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:55,318
all right I think you know how to play
896
00:52:54,119 --> 00:52:58,740
the game
897
00:52:55,318 --> 00:53:01,279
remember follow the rules or suffer the
898
00:52:58,739 --> 00:53:01,279
consequences
899
00:53:02,329 --> 00:53:06,960
[Music]
900
00:53:04,619 --> 00:53:08,818
it's up to
901
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:10,318
now remember Harris no illegal or
902
00:53:08,818 --> 00:53:12,659
unauthorized technique is that
903
00:53:10,318 --> 00:53:15,058
understood yes it's understood
904
00:53:12,659 --> 00:53:16,440
I just don't understand Ron you still
905
00:53:15,059 --> 00:53:18,240
think it's necessary for me to be
906
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:20,460
electronically rigged
907
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:23,699
shock treatment in rats is always useful
908
00:53:20,460 --> 00:53:25,858
yes rats rats am I a rat for rats or
909
00:53:23,699 --> 00:53:28,379
people who do things illegal you know
910
00:53:25,858 --> 00:53:31,380
cheat lie
911
00:53:28,380 --> 00:53:32,400
better get a little oops oh hope nobody
912
00:53:31,380 --> 00:53:35,780
noticed
913
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:35,780
as long as I'm not too obvious
914
00:53:35,940 --> 00:53:39,200
see this is good
915
00:53:45,489 --> 00:53:49,859
[Music]
916
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:56,400
now you know I don't have the capital to
917
00:53:54,838 --> 00:53:58,440
take out a loan but
918
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:59,579
do you suppose that you can help me I
919
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,679
mean what do you think you can do for me
920
00:53:59,579 --> 00:54:03,960
you want a loan
921
00:54:01,679 --> 00:54:06,118
this is Harrison you're talking to don't
922
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:10,579
worry about it I will personally oversee
923
00:54:06,119 --> 00:54:10,579
your loan Braun and and you'll qualify
924
00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:17,219
what was that that's 1 000 volts and
925
00:54:15,420 --> 00:54:20,700
it'll increase each time you do
926
00:54:17,219 --> 00:54:22,439
something bad like cheat steal life are
927
00:54:20,699 --> 00:54:23,730
you kidding I was just trying to help
928
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:26,860
you out Braun
929
00:54:23,730 --> 00:54:26,860
[Music]
930
00:54:28,519 --> 00:54:34,818
get you plugged
931
00:54:30,858 --> 00:54:34,818
what is he screaming about
932
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:39,720
[Music]
933
00:54:37,818 --> 00:54:41,880
looks like I'm gonna use a nine iron
934
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:44,399
what about you well I I don't know
935
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:47,280
Brianna I'm in that trap there probably
936
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:48,358
use a pitching wedge look you know I
937
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:51,300
don't know if I should buy that business
938
00:54:48,358 --> 00:54:52,558
the numbers don't seem to match
939
00:54:51,300 --> 00:54:54,300
you're gonna be able to help me or not
940
00:54:52,559 --> 00:54:57,420
you need help
941
00:54:54,300 --> 00:55:02,180
sure hey you promise not to tell anybody
942
00:54:57,420 --> 00:55:02,180
Broan I'll get you one for 110 percent
943
00:55:04,338 --> 00:55:12,239
whoa whoa you don't talk to me anymore
944
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:13,680
no no more No No loan for you Brawn no
945
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:15,739
more though look at me
946
00:55:13,679 --> 00:55:18,419
I'm becoming luminous
947
00:55:15,739 --> 00:55:19,799
I'm the Luminous man
948
00:55:18,420 --> 00:55:22,619
can't punish him for being a lousy
949
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:24,789
golfer oh well maybe I'll see what's
950
00:55:22,619 --> 00:55:27,838
down here
951
00:55:24,789 --> 00:55:29,838
[Music]
952
00:55:27,838 --> 00:55:29,838
um
953
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:43,920
thank you
954
00:55:39,989 --> 00:55:46,259
[Music]
955
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:49,159
I don't get it
956
00:55:46,260 --> 00:55:49,160
yeah I was right
957
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:59,039
[Music]
958
00:55:54,960 --> 00:56:01,079
this is demonic and profane every deal I
959
00:55:59,039 --> 00:56:04,800
propose to raise money for the boy and a
960
00:56:01,079 --> 00:56:07,019
needy you tell me it's illegal
961
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:09,900
would you please turn up the heat please
962
00:56:07,019 --> 00:56:13,199
be scrupulous Reverend I'd beg you
963
00:56:09,900 --> 00:56:16,139
nobody wants your underwear all right I
964
00:56:13,199 --> 00:56:19,679
think I has a solution I am willing to
965
00:56:16,139 --> 00:56:22,078
take a capital Gamble and transfer all
966
00:56:19,679 --> 00:56:24,899
the investors Capital into one of my
967
00:56:22,079 --> 00:56:26,950
non-profit organizations now in a short
968
00:56:24,900 --> 00:56:30,030
time
969
00:56:26,949 --> 00:56:30,029
[Music]
970
00:56:32,818 --> 00:56:38,360
does anybody have a fig leaf
971
00:56:35,699 --> 00:56:41,509
[ __ ] took off the furniture
972
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:41,510
[Music]
973
00:56:44,639 --> 00:56:53,699
[Music]
974
00:56:54,659 --> 00:56:58,159
this guy really knows how to live
975
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:12,349
[Music]
976
00:57:13,739 --> 00:57:19,039
oh Reverend
977
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:19,039
you're not the punk
978
00:57:19,599 --> 00:57:27,929
[Music]
979
00:57:29,699 --> 00:57:33,358
Preacher Man thank you so much for
980
00:57:31,739 --> 00:57:37,279
saying me free
981
00:57:33,358 --> 00:57:37,279
now that Betty said she's free
982
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:43,099
your brother
983
00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:43,099
is ready
984
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:48,000
today we will begin our group therapy
985
00:57:46,739 --> 00:57:50,639
session
986
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:54,179
which will hopefully enable us to better
987
00:57:50,639 --> 00:57:57,000
understand ourselves who we are and why
988
00:57:54,179 --> 00:57:59,879
we have chosen a life of crime I decided
989
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:02,099
to focus my attention on Sally rich and
990
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:07,099
I've asked Harrison and Reverend Tessler
991
00:58:02,099 --> 00:58:10,610
to role play her parents foreign
992
00:58:07,099 --> 00:58:10,610
[Music]
993
00:58:11,519 --> 00:58:15,659
I don't know what's the matter with our
994
00:58:13,139 --> 00:58:17,338
daughter darling she's constantly
995
00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:18,899
stealing from the charity boxes supposed
996
00:58:17,338 --> 00:58:21,000
to be going to the poor underprivileged
997
00:58:18,900 --> 00:58:23,639
people in the third world country what's
998
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:26,940
wrong with that she's really a good girl
999
00:58:23,639 --> 00:58:29,719
I mean look she needs time she didn't
1000
00:58:26,940 --> 00:58:32,760
mean to steal or murder anyone
1001
00:58:29,719 --> 00:58:35,279
she's also a harlot
1002
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:37,680
I caught it in bed with the mailman the
1003
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:40,579
Milkman and the Butler and all at the
1004
00:58:37,679 --> 00:58:40,578
same time too
1005
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:48,839
yes of myself that's what I'm talking
1006
00:58:46,380 --> 00:58:51,298
about she gives of herself to everybody
1007
00:58:48,838 --> 00:58:54,059
face the fact darling our daughter is
1008
00:58:51,298 --> 00:58:55,199
deviant unscrupulous and a [ __ ]
1009
00:58:54,059 --> 00:58:59,119
[Music]
1010
00:58:55,199 --> 00:58:59,118
and those are her best qualities
1011
00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:08,539
thank you
1012
00:59:02,239 --> 00:59:08,539
oh thank you I can't believe it
1013
00:59:09,849 --> 00:59:13,469
[Music]
1014
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:19,260
I've checked out several of the inmates
1015
00:59:16,858 --> 00:59:20,639
sir I haven't got anything yet what's
1016
00:59:19,260 --> 00:59:23,220
that matter with you you should have
1017
00:59:20,639 --> 00:59:24,960
found something by now I want
1018
00:59:23,219 --> 00:59:26,759
check the blonde Bimbo's room again
1019
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:29,119
don't worry sir if there's anything
1020
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:31,200
going on illegal here I'll get our man
1021
00:59:29,119 --> 00:59:33,920
[Music]
1022
00:59:31,199 --> 00:59:33,919
or woman
1023
00:59:34,980 --> 00:59:38,159
hey hey who are you talking to on the
1024
00:59:37,380 --> 00:59:40,740
telephone
1025
00:59:38,159 --> 00:59:42,298
my uh my electrologist
1026
00:59:40,739 --> 00:59:45,298
oh I have this terrible problem with
1027
00:59:42,298 --> 00:59:47,338
unruly nasal hair as you can see
1028
00:59:45,298 --> 00:59:48,960
get away from me I don't trust you for a
1029
00:59:47,338 --> 00:59:50,338
minute I don't know what you're up to
1030
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:51,960
but I swear I'm gonna watch every movie
1031
00:59:50,338 --> 00:59:54,659
you make till I find out what's going on
1032
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:57,619
here don't think I'm not aware of every
1033
00:59:54,659 --> 00:59:57,618
little thing that goes on
1034
01:00:01,159 --> 01:00:07,558
[Music]
1035
01:00:03,119 --> 01:00:10,380
why don't you buzz off hey you
1036
01:00:07,559 --> 01:00:14,720
remember what I said
1037
01:00:10,380 --> 01:00:14,720
is a serious [ __ ]
1038
01:00:15,059 --> 01:00:19,880
I'm Angelica
1039
01:00:17,338 --> 01:00:24,679
Say It Ain't So I just want to tell you
1040
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:24,680
how it did being here
1041
01:00:25,679 --> 01:00:29,358
and the greatest time of my life
1042
01:00:29,639 --> 01:00:32,719
because of you
1043
01:00:32,818 --> 01:00:38,159
first person who's ever treated me with
1044
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:40,579
dignity and respect
1045
01:00:38,159 --> 01:00:43,019
he helped me to gain self-confidence and
1046
01:00:40,579 --> 01:00:45,539
even some measure of Grace and
1047
01:00:43,019 --> 01:00:49,519
refinement
1048
01:00:45,539 --> 01:00:49,519
I think we've both had enough to drink
1049
01:00:53,940 --> 01:00:57,860
allow me how
1050
01:00:56,519 --> 01:01:00,949
to help
1051
01:00:57,860 --> 01:01:00,949
[Music]
1052
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:14,818
you know Angelica
1053
01:01:12,420 --> 01:01:17,159
you should always remember
1054
01:01:14,818 --> 01:01:18,318
that it's a terrible thing to break the
1055
01:01:17,159 --> 01:01:23,298
law
1056
01:01:18,318 --> 01:01:26,599
you should always try to be a good
1057
01:01:23,298 --> 01:01:26,599
law-abiding person
1058
01:01:27,539 --> 01:01:30,380
something else
1059
01:01:37,199 --> 01:01:42,058
that's another reason why I love you
1060
01:01:41,099 --> 01:01:45,740
why
1061
01:01:42,059 --> 01:01:45,740
I admire you so much
1062
01:01:46,798 --> 01:01:49,099
foreign
1063
01:01:56,719 --> 01:01:59,849
[Music]
1064
01:02:07,500 --> 01:02:13,769
waiter yes sir could you remove this
1065
01:02:11,039 --> 01:02:28,570
table please yes sir right away
1066
01:02:13,769 --> 01:02:28,570
[Music]
1067
01:02:31,519 --> 01:02:36,400
[Music]
1068
01:02:34,579 --> 01:02:45,219
thank you
1069
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:45,219
[Music]
1070
01:02:52,380 --> 01:02:59,000
yes yes it is I'd like to transfer some
1071
01:02:55,440 --> 01:03:03,780
money into my account sweetie
1072
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:03,780
what is your account number 314-9212
1073
01:03:05,519 --> 01:03:08,179
yes
1074
01:03:08,338 --> 01:03:13,858
thank you very much
1075
01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:15,358
please Harris Tess please stop it I'm
1076
01:03:13,858 --> 01:03:18,179
you're making me nervous look I'm
1077
01:03:15,358 --> 01:03:20,098
insecure enough none of us has even met
1078
01:03:18,179 --> 01:03:22,078
this real estate syndicated before
1079
01:03:20,099 --> 01:03:24,180
you're such a worry bird test you know
1080
01:03:22,079 --> 01:03:26,039
that don't you I can't believe you here
1081
01:03:24,179 --> 01:03:28,199
we are doing business legally for the
1082
01:03:26,039 --> 01:03:29,639
first time in our lives and you look
1083
01:03:28,199 --> 01:03:32,159
like somebody who's having a difficult
1084
01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:34,980
time with menopause well I'm sorry Tess
1085
01:03:32,159 --> 01:03:37,699
this is the new me I'm merely asserting
1086
01:03:34,980 --> 01:03:37,699
my femininity
1087
01:03:40,099 --> 01:03:45,079
Tess are you lucky you're not a woman
1088
01:03:42,239 --> 01:03:45,078
come in
1089
01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:52,079
hello boys hi how do you do
1090
01:03:49,380 --> 01:03:53,579
you must be friends and you must be
1091
01:03:52,079 --> 01:03:55,559
abnormal
1092
01:03:53,579 --> 01:03:58,440
you're just going through a phase don't
1093
01:03:55,559 --> 01:04:01,160
apologize for me Tess let's just cut to
1094
01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:01,159
the quick okay
1095
01:04:01,798 --> 01:04:06,480
everybody knows you're losing money
1096
01:04:04,019 --> 01:04:09,980
everybody knows that nobody's buying
1097
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:13,380
your houses right and the market is dead
1098
01:04:09,980 --> 01:04:15,298
it's a dead market so what I've done I'm
1099
01:04:13,380 --> 01:04:17,818
about to take everything all of your
1100
01:04:15,298 --> 01:04:18,719
houses off your hands I'm buying
1101
01:04:17,818 --> 01:04:21,298
everything
1102
01:04:18,719 --> 01:04:24,739
I'm giving you a fair price and here
1103
01:04:21,298 --> 01:04:24,739
here's the contract
1104
01:04:25,798 --> 01:04:28,338
ah
1105
01:04:29,219 --> 01:04:34,679
proud of both of you you have actually
1106
01:04:31,619 --> 01:04:37,500
made a legal business deal
1107
01:04:34,679 --> 01:04:40,519
congratulations oh good now maybe I'm
1108
01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:40,519
getting my shorts back
1109
01:04:41,039 --> 01:04:45,298
could you hold on just one moment I'm
1110
01:04:43,139 --> 01:04:47,039
putting my associate on the line
1111
01:04:45,298 --> 01:04:48,659
all right Angelica go ahead and close
1112
01:04:47,039 --> 01:04:50,519
the deal
1113
01:04:48,659 --> 01:04:52,139
I can't do this I don't have any
1114
01:04:50,519 --> 01:04:53,818
experience and I certainly don't have
1115
01:04:52,139 --> 01:04:55,440
the background or formal training to
1116
01:04:53,818 --> 01:04:58,079
talk to a vice president of a major
1117
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:59,818
company hey don't be intimidated you
1118
01:04:58,079 --> 01:05:02,039
don't need any background or formal
1119
01:04:59,818 --> 01:05:04,380
training to succeed in business
1120
01:05:02,039 --> 01:05:06,119
all you need is common sense and
1121
01:05:04,380 --> 01:05:08,358
practical decision making and you've got
1122
01:05:06,119 --> 01:05:08,358
that
1123
01:05:09,420 --> 01:05:14,400
yeah wait wait wait
1124
01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:17,780
you can do this All yourself
1125
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:17,780
you don't need those glasses
1126
01:05:20,659 --> 01:05:26,159
hello this is Angelica speaking
1127
01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:28,159
I want you to get all the employees
1128
01:05:26,159 --> 01:05:31,920
together you've got the funds in place
1129
01:05:28,159 --> 01:05:34,279
let's get this leverage buyout buyout
1130
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:34,280
done
1131
01:05:39,179 --> 01:05:44,239
just make sure the chairman of the board
1132
01:05:40,858 --> 01:05:44,239
gets his half million in cash
1133
01:05:44,519 --> 01:05:49,139
what
1134
01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:51,199
doing you know that's not legal
1135
01:05:49,139 --> 01:05:51,199
um
1136
01:05:52,739 --> 01:05:56,219
well well
1137
01:05:54,358 --> 01:05:58,679
I finally caught you doing something
1138
01:05:56,219 --> 01:06:00,899
illegal I didn't know what it was but I
1139
01:05:58,679 --> 01:06:02,699
knew you were up to no good
1140
01:06:00,900 --> 01:06:06,119
we try to give people like you a break
1141
01:06:02,699 --> 01:06:09,739
poke but you don't deserve it
1142
01:06:06,119 --> 01:06:09,740
you're the scum of the Earth
1143
01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:15,380
and I'm here to see that you suffer
1144
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:27,200
yeah a darling Oh no no not bad not
1145
01:06:24,298 --> 01:06:27,199
Joshua
1146
01:06:28,570 --> 01:06:31,659
[Music]
1147
01:06:41,449 --> 01:06:45,659
[Music]
1148
01:06:43,039 --> 01:06:49,200
forgive me Reverend
1149
01:06:45,659 --> 01:06:51,719
for I have sinned haven't we all
1150
01:06:49,199 --> 01:06:54,598
I remember when I was a little baby look
1151
01:06:51,719 --> 01:06:56,279
sister save us all a lot of time I was
1152
01:06:54,599 --> 01:06:59,400
just asking for forgiveness and would
1153
01:06:56,280 --> 01:07:02,280
call it a day Hallelujah
1154
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:05,039
I was the only baby in the family
1155
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:07,079
my mommy and daddy's spoiled me they
1156
01:07:05,039 --> 01:07:11,339
were always bringing me wonderful Foods
1157
01:07:07,079 --> 01:07:13,019
the toy the teddy bear training bra oh
1158
01:07:11,338 --> 01:07:15,719
what was that I heard about a training
1159
01:07:13,019 --> 01:07:18,000
bro they popped me up with good strong
1160
01:07:15,719 --> 01:07:20,098
Traditional Values
1161
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:22,260
but unfortunately
1162
01:07:20,099 --> 01:07:23,760
I Fell in Love with a Criminal Who
1163
01:07:22,260 --> 01:07:26,819
Framed me
1164
01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:29,039
and I promised myself I would never let
1165
01:07:26,818 --> 01:07:31,558
that happen again
1166
01:07:29,039 --> 01:07:33,059
oh Reverend
1167
01:07:31,559 --> 01:07:35,660
I think I'm falling in love with another
1168
01:07:33,059 --> 01:07:35,660
Criminal
1169
01:07:35,900 --> 01:07:43,460
I knew she couldn't resist me
1170
01:07:39,719 --> 01:07:43,459
pardon listen sister
1171
01:07:45,469 --> 01:07:51,298
[Music]
1172
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:53,099
but he's a criminal look we all flesh
1173
01:07:51,298 --> 01:07:56,038
Under the Skin now you just asking for
1174
01:07:53,099 --> 01:08:00,260
forgiveness lest we forget
1175
01:07:56,039 --> 01:08:00,260
cometh thy neighbor as thyself
1176
01:08:01,039 --> 01:08:06,769
I think I got
1177
01:08:02,940 --> 01:08:06,769
[Music]
1178
01:08:10,318 --> 01:08:15,358
it now over here I have something I know
1179
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:18,000
you're going to love
1180
01:08:15,358 --> 01:08:19,679
it was constructed during the neoto post
1181
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:24,198
patio period
1182
01:08:19,679 --> 01:08:24,199
called demon with large feet
1183
01:08:25,979 --> 01:08:30,139
Angelica
1184
01:08:27,359 --> 01:08:30,140
we have nothing to
1185
01:08:31,798 --> 01:08:36,659
do a hundred dollars ma'am I want you to
1186
01:08:34,079 --> 01:08:38,460
look at these feet Angelica I know how
1187
01:08:36,659 --> 01:08:40,920
upset you must be but
1188
01:08:38,460 --> 01:08:44,159
I had a very very good reason for acting
1189
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:46,140
the way I did oh Howard I am so
1190
01:08:44,159 --> 01:08:48,659
disappointed in you
1191
01:08:46,140 --> 01:08:50,460
I mean you of all people
1192
01:08:48,659 --> 01:08:52,439
you've always preached to me the
1193
01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:54,719
importance of being honest and
1194
01:08:52,439 --> 01:08:57,019
trustworthy
1195
01:08:54,719 --> 01:08:57,020
because
1196
01:08:58,859 --> 01:09:02,539
she should be telling you this but
1197
01:09:03,119 --> 01:09:10,019
I am an undercover agent for the FBI
1198
01:09:06,719 --> 01:09:10,939
please don't insult me I'm not a bimbo
1199
01:09:10,020 --> 01:09:13,440
anymore
1200
01:09:10,939 --> 01:09:16,678
fifteen hundred dollars
1201
01:09:13,439 --> 01:09:19,318
fifteen hundred dollars do I hear
1202
01:09:16,679 --> 01:09:20,699
Seventeen hundred dollars Angelica if
1203
01:09:19,319 --> 01:09:23,279
you don't believe me here's my
1204
01:09:20,698 --> 01:09:24,960
identification card come on that looks
1205
01:09:23,279 --> 01:09:27,719
nothing like you
1206
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:30,420
well that's because I'm undercover now
1207
01:09:27,719 --> 01:09:32,219
Angelica I had to protect my cover so I
1208
01:09:30,420 --> 01:09:36,960
pretended to be crooked
1209
01:09:32,219 --> 01:09:39,298
please please you've got to believe me
1210
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:41,719
you just asking for forgiveness and we
1211
01:09:39,298 --> 01:09:41,719
call it a day
1212
01:09:42,238 --> 01:09:48,059
today oh how Ard horse I believe you I'm
1213
01:09:45,838 --> 01:09:50,399
sorry for every doubting you I should
1214
01:09:48,060 --> 01:09:53,039
have used my common sense
1215
01:09:50,399 --> 01:09:55,559
two thousand dollars two thousand
1216
01:09:53,039 --> 01:09:57,840
dollars two thousand dollars once two
1217
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:59,100
thousand dollars twice two thousand
1218
01:09:57,840 --> 01:10:00,600
dollars
1219
01:09:59,100 --> 01:10:04,219
to the woman sitting next to the
1220
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:04,219
undercover FBI agent
1221
01:10:09,719 --> 01:10:13,619
Angelica
1222
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:15,300
this is your phone bill from your
1223
01:10:13,619 --> 01:10:16,979
bungalow
1224
01:10:15,300 --> 01:10:19,440
apparently you've been making an awful
1225
01:10:16,979 --> 01:10:21,059
lot of calls to Switzerland
1226
01:10:19,439 --> 01:10:23,698
not me
1227
01:10:21,060 --> 01:10:27,060
the only long distance calls I made were
1228
01:10:23,698 --> 01:10:28,859
to stop Yemen fair and Norway and it's
1229
01:10:27,060 --> 01:10:31,280
only because I accidentally dialed too
1230
01:10:28,859 --> 01:10:31,279
many numbers
1231
01:10:31,319 --> 01:10:36,259
well apparently all these calls were
1232
01:10:32,819 --> 01:10:36,259
made right around noon time
1233
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:40,439
almost noon now why don't we go back to
1234
01:10:39,479 --> 01:10:48,799
your bungalow
1235
01:10:40,439 --> 01:10:52,019
[Music]
1236
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:55,579
this is ridiculous you wouldn't know
1237
01:10:52,020 --> 01:10:55,580
anything about that would you foreign
1238
01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:06,859
gracias
1239
01:11:07,859 --> 01:11:12,859
Nick gracias is the only word I speak or
1240
01:11:09,899 --> 01:11:12,859
understand in Spanish
1241
01:11:14,479 --> 01:11:19,979
if only we had something else to go on
1242
01:11:17,100 --> 01:11:22,260
besides deposit slips and my phone bill
1243
01:11:19,979 --> 01:11:23,759
I have a feeling that any second we are
1244
01:11:22,260 --> 01:11:28,100
going to get a phone call that's going
1245
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:28,100
to help us bust this thing wide open
1246
01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:37,140
yes she is may I ask who's calling
1247
01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:40,500
Swiss National Pacific Bank
1248
01:11:37,140 --> 01:11:42,360
uh what is this regarding
1249
01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:45,800
really
1250
01:11:42,359 --> 01:11:45,799
well who asked you to call here
1251
01:11:45,899 --> 01:11:51,420
I see
1252
01:11:48,420 --> 01:11:53,579
no she will not be transferring any
1253
01:11:51,420 --> 01:11:54,179
money today
1254
01:11:53,579 --> 01:11:55,679
um
1255
01:11:54,179 --> 01:11:58,219
could I get the number you're calling
1256
01:11:55,679 --> 01:11:58,219
from please
1257
01:12:00,539 --> 01:12:04,100
thank you very much
1258
01:12:04,439 --> 01:12:08,639
I was told to call this number every day
1259
01:12:06,238 --> 01:12:11,639
at noon
1260
01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:13,920
here at noon exactly
1261
01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:16,140
however someone is picking up this phone
1262
01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:19,100
and transferring funds into a dummy
1263
01:12:16,140 --> 01:12:19,100
account under your name
1264
01:12:20,939 --> 01:12:26,299
that Boyle has implicated in all this
1265
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:26,300
somehow
1266
01:12:29,460 --> 01:12:33,480
you've been doing this as long as I have
1267
01:12:31,198 --> 01:12:36,960
you tend to have a visceral deep-seated
1268
01:12:33,479 --> 01:12:39,299
inborn innate intuitive instinctive
1269
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:42,679
inherent intrinsic
1270
01:12:39,300 --> 01:12:42,679
I don't know what you call it
1271
01:12:43,198 --> 01:12:48,559
ammunition
1272
01:12:45,300 --> 01:12:48,560
for lack of a better word
1273
01:12:49,319 --> 01:12:53,519
pay Mr Boyle a little visit I'll meet
1274
01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:55,020
you at the party this shouldn't take me
1275
01:12:53,520 --> 01:12:56,280
very long
1276
01:12:55,020 --> 01:12:58,800
no
1277
01:12:56,279 --> 01:13:01,079
whoever is doing this is very dangerous
1278
01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:03,539
now Angelica I don't want you involved
1279
01:13:01,079 --> 01:13:07,640
in this any more than you already are
1280
01:13:03,539 --> 01:13:07,640
stay away from Bert's office
1281
01:13:30,658 --> 01:13:32,960
man
1282
01:13:33,658 --> 01:13:36,960
hey
1283
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:39,600
what do you think with all this luggage
1284
01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:42,179
I'm afraid I'm going off by myself I'm
1285
01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:45,060
gonna leave you behind but first I gotta
1286
01:13:42,179 --> 01:13:48,359
tie you off over here
1287
01:13:45,060 --> 01:13:52,020
too tight white man well
1288
01:13:48,359 --> 01:13:55,079
what you're going to do to me white man
1289
01:13:52,020 --> 01:13:58,159
you're going to a spoil and violate me
1290
01:13:55,079 --> 01:13:58,158
aren't you a white man
1291
01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:04,679
okay great
1292
01:14:07,500 --> 01:14:12,319
you know I'm originally from
1293
01:14:09,899 --> 01:14:12,319
Indianapolis
1294
01:14:40,539 --> 01:14:48,300
[Music]
1295
01:14:50,460 --> 01:14:52,640
oh
1296
01:14:57,979 --> 01:15:01,179
[Music]
1297
01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:08,420
yes yes
1298
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:23,119
if either one of you see Howard no
1299
01:15:23,340 --> 01:15:26,100
no I know it may be a little difficult
1300
01:15:24,719 --> 01:15:28,100
for you
1301
01:15:26,100 --> 01:15:31,100
but really I think I'm worth the wait
1302
01:15:28,100 --> 01:15:31,100
huh
1303
01:15:32,539 --> 01:15:37,500
apparently Boyle opened up two savings
1304
01:15:35,219 --> 01:15:38,880
accounts one under Angelica's name and
1305
01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:41,039
one under his
1306
01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:43,500
stole money from the club fed charity
1307
01:15:41,039 --> 01:15:44,880
fund and and deposited it into her
1308
01:15:43,500 --> 01:15:47,100
account using the phone from her
1309
01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:48,779
Bungalow when she wasn't there that he
1310
01:15:47,100 --> 01:15:51,120
later transferred it into his account
1311
01:15:48,779 --> 01:15:54,119
using a private telephone everything
1312
01:15:51,119 --> 01:15:54,119
conveniently
1313
01:15:54,840 --> 01:15:59,880
incredible job ah you accomplished
1314
01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:03,079
exactly what I wanted to do I'm so proud
1315
01:15:59,880 --> 01:16:03,079
of you agent 97
1316
01:16:03,300 --> 01:16:08,640
do me a favor call me Howard
1317
01:16:06,060 --> 01:16:11,300
I'm Nina is this the party line
1318
01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:11,300
no no
1319
01:16:11,819 --> 01:16:17,279
hey Howie
1320
01:16:14,219 --> 01:16:19,020
what's that a Swiss savings account
1321
01:16:17,279 --> 01:16:21,300
number of boils you know I'll need that
1322
01:16:19,020 --> 01:16:24,380
to transfer the money to safe keeping
1323
01:16:21,300 --> 01:16:25,920
three four nine one two
1324
01:16:24,380 --> 01:16:28,380
wonderful
1325
01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:30,420
dirty double crosses you're not going to
1326
01:16:28,380 --> 01:16:31,980
get away with that I've got to set up a
1327
01:16:30,420 --> 01:16:34,340
press conference for tomorrow morning at
1328
01:16:31,979 --> 01:16:36,959
6 00 A.M
1329
01:16:34,340 --> 01:16:39,000
really is and send those criminals back
1330
01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:40,500
behind maximum security bars where they
1331
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:42,179
belong what are you talking
1332
01:16:40,500 --> 01:16:44,158
the criminals didn't do anything wrong
1333
01:16:42,179 --> 01:16:46,699
it was boiled
1334
01:16:44,158 --> 01:16:46,698
hello
1335
01:16:48,238 --> 01:16:50,718
hello
1336
01:16:57,300 --> 01:17:00,420
I could hold the money spoil an Angelica
1337
01:16:59,219 --> 01:17:03,179
get busted
1338
01:17:00,420 --> 01:17:06,380
club that is overthrown what a great way
1339
01:17:03,179 --> 01:17:06,380
to end this day uh
1340
01:17:10,979 --> 01:17:15,000
thanks to you hooligan knows I have
1341
01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:16,380
money in my account and he's planning a
1342
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:17,760
great big double cross but he's not
1343
01:17:16,380 --> 01:17:19,140
going to get away with it because I'm
1344
01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:21,600
just transferring my money to a
1345
01:17:19,140 --> 01:17:23,640
different account I'm out of here just
1346
01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:25,320
after the press conference it wouldn't
1347
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:27,840
be interesting taking me along would you
1348
01:17:25,319 --> 01:17:29,399
have a nice smile terrific personality
1349
01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:32,039
and I know a lot of great bed and
1350
01:17:29,399 --> 01:17:33,899
breakfast places sorry I'm tying you up
1351
01:17:32,039 --> 01:17:35,219
down the basement eventually somebody's
1352
01:17:33,899 --> 01:17:36,179
gonna find you but it's going to be too
1353
01:17:35,219 --> 01:17:38,640
late
1354
01:17:36,179 --> 01:17:40,440
I got this nice bun for my birthday and
1355
01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:42,659
I've been just waiting to use it and
1356
01:17:40,439 --> 01:17:44,339
you're the perfect person for it yeah
1357
01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:46,139
I'm sure I'll get a big bang out of it
1358
01:17:44,340 --> 01:17:48,679
you know
1359
01:17:46,140 --> 01:17:48,679
before I
1360
01:17:54,359 --> 01:18:01,500
why I turn to a life of crime
1361
01:17:57,238 --> 01:18:04,879
but you tame me you have transformed me
1362
01:18:01,500 --> 01:18:08,539
and and given me a new lease on life oh
1363
01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:11,350
God you're wonderful I feel like singing
1364
01:18:08,539 --> 01:18:14,528
It's on your world
1365
01:18:11,350 --> 01:18:14,529
[Music]
1366
01:18:15,899 --> 01:18:19,460
God for me
1367
01:18:20,238 --> 01:18:28,159
I have you
1368
01:18:23,199 --> 01:18:28,159
[Music]
1369
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:34,739
been the press conference yeah precise 6
1370
01:18:31,738 --> 01:18:37,919
a.m or when you're gonna join your
1371
01:18:34,738 --> 01:18:40,678
ancestors uh Angelica will be arrested
1372
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:41,819
for a moment wait Bert wait wait if I
1373
01:18:40,679 --> 01:18:44,039
were you I
1374
01:18:41,819 --> 01:18:45,840
hit myself up
1375
01:18:44,039 --> 01:18:47,939
stolen an incredible amount of money
1376
01:18:45,840 --> 01:18:49,800
from charity you're about to kill an
1377
01:18:47,939 --> 01:18:53,819
innocent man and framing it as a woman
1378
01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:55,260
for murder come on go hey when could I
1379
01:18:53,819 --> 01:18:57,420
buy all the testable persons like
1380
01:18:55,260 --> 01:18:59,780
yourself possibly do after this for an
1381
01:18:57,420 --> 01:18:59,779
encore
1382
01:19:10,380 --> 01:19:13,760
you got me on that one
1383
01:19:26,739 --> 01:19:29,969
[Music]
1384
01:19:30,779 --> 01:19:33,679
yes
1385
01:19:37,630 --> 01:19:40,748
[Music]
1386
01:19:41,119 --> 01:19:47,840
where is he big guy I don't know I was
1387
01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:47,840
just asked to guard this door
1388
01:19:50,970 --> 01:19:58,739
[Music]
1389
01:19:57,179 --> 01:20:00,179
hey Angelica get out of here there's a
1390
01:19:58,738 --> 01:20:01,559
five set to go off any minute save
1391
01:20:00,179 --> 01:20:03,480
yourself
1392
01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:07,520
don't worry Howard I know how to
1393
01:20:03,479 --> 01:20:07,519
disconnect bombs you do yes
1394
01:20:08,579 --> 01:20:14,760
I don't like the sound of that music
1395
01:20:10,819 --> 01:20:16,439
prepared to meet your maker uh could we
1396
01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:18,179
please take this disagreement to a
1397
01:20:16,439 --> 01:20:19,259
different place there's a Bob about to
1398
01:20:18,179 --> 01:20:22,500
go off here
1399
01:20:19,260 --> 01:20:24,119
I'm going to kill you with my bare hand
1400
01:20:22,500 --> 01:20:25,679
I don't know who you are or what you
1401
01:20:24,119 --> 01:20:27,238
want but I'm a little bit busy right now
1402
01:20:25,679 --> 01:20:28,560
do you think we can talk later oh that
1403
01:20:27,238 --> 01:20:30,178
sounds like a good idea maybe we could
1404
01:20:28,560 --> 01:20:33,679
all go bowling or something
1405
01:20:30,179 --> 01:20:33,679
I'm going to win to enjoy
1406
01:20:36,238 --> 01:20:40,859
it
1407
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:42,719
what not to worry Howard I just
1408
01:20:40,859 --> 01:20:45,420
disconnected the positive and negative
1409
01:20:42,719 --> 01:20:47,579
circuit this bomb is not going up
1410
01:20:45,420 --> 01:20:49,199
how did you know what to do when I lived
1411
01:20:47,579 --> 01:20:52,920
with Louie he used to get bombed sent to
1412
01:20:49,198 --> 01:20:55,519
him all the time oh you lived with my
1413
01:20:52,920 --> 01:20:55,520
Louie
1414
01:20:58,738 --> 01:21:02,939
I think I managed to unbutton my right
1415
01:21:00,300 --> 01:21:04,460
sleeve who do you want to donate your
1416
01:21:02,939 --> 01:21:06,960
organs to
1417
01:21:04,460 --> 01:21:10,279
maybe we should reconsider that bowling
1418
01:21:06,960 --> 01:21:10,279
idea that sounded like a lot of fun
1419
01:21:18,100 --> 01:21:21,270
[Music]
1420
01:21:22,698 --> 01:21:31,039
any dying requests I'd like to get
1421
01:21:26,520 --> 01:21:31,040
married have children a big house
1422
01:21:33,420 --> 01:21:37,699
people
1423
01:21:34,859 --> 01:21:37,698
get back
1424
01:21:54,819 --> 01:22:02,479
[Music]
1425
01:22:00,500 --> 01:22:04,979
wait wait wait
1426
01:22:02,479 --> 01:22:06,718
you would hit a girl with glasses on
1427
01:22:04,979 --> 01:22:08,339
would you please let her take her
1428
01:22:06,719 --> 01:22:10,279
glasses off first
1429
01:22:08,340 --> 01:22:13,920
I'll let you take your glasses off
1430
01:22:10,279 --> 01:22:17,599
you're gonna die before you can see your
1431
01:22:13,920 --> 01:22:17,600
life pass before you
1432
01:22:20,719 --> 01:22:29,800
pick up your glasses
1433
01:22:23,920 --> 01:22:29,800
[Music]
1434
01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:35,880
yeah I was right about that sleeve
1435
01:22:33,719 --> 01:22:40,158
what happened to her oh it's a long
1436
01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:40,159
story come on let's get out of here
1437
01:22:46,260 --> 01:22:50,520
you really are something you know that
1438
01:22:48,840 --> 01:22:52,260
I don't know what was more impressive
1439
01:22:50,520 --> 01:22:55,580
you're beating up that Neanderthal woman
1440
01:22:52,260 --> 01:22:55,579
or disarming the bomb
1441
01:22:56,289 --> 01:22:59,578
[Music]
1442
01:22:59,760 --> 01:23:04,159
I think beating up the Neanderthal woman
1443
01:23:13,859 --> 01:23:18,899
welcome ladies and gentlemen
1444
01:23:16,380 --> 01:23:21,000
I call this press conference to make the
1445
01:23:18,899 --> 01:23:25,619
public aware of what has been going on
1446
01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:28,619
here at Club since it's opening the FBI
1447
01:23:25,619 --> 01:23:31,679
has had a an undercover agent posing as
1448
01:23:28,619 --> 01:23:34,140
a convict working behind the scenes and
1449
01:23:31,679 --> 01:23:36,600
due to his fine work we have exposed the
1450
01:23:34,140 --> 01:23:38,280
corrupt system of this so-called penal
1451
01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:40,140
Institution
1452
01:23:38,279 --> 01:23:41,939
matter of fact we have compiled
1453
01:23:40,140 --> 01:23:43,520
conclusive proof that one of the inmates
1454
01:23:41,939 --> 01:23:47,158
namely
1455
01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:49,199
Angelica puzzle upper loser has been
1456
01:23:47,158 --> 01:23:52,019
stealing money from the club fed that
1457
01:23:49,198 --> 01:23:53,639
has been designated for charity I
1458
01:23:52,020 --> 01:23:57,140
promise that she will be prosecuted to
1459
01:23:53,640 --> 01:23:57,140
the fullest extent of the law
1460
01:23:57,840 --> 01:24:02,880
this just goes to show you that once a
1461
01:24:00,719 --> 01:24:05,279
criminal always a criminal and this
1462
01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:07,859
Mickey Mouse operation is nothing more
1463
01:24:05,279 --> 01:24:10,920
than a waste of the taxpayers money we
1464
01:24:07,859 --> 01:24:12,059
should never never give preferential
1465
01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:13,260
treatment to Crooks just because they
1466
01:24:12,060 --> 01:24:15,420
happen to be rich
1467
01:24:13,260 --> 01:24:17,940
now we can put them back where they
1468
01:24:15,420 --> 01:24:20,579
belong in the first place behind bars
1469
01:24:17,939 --> 01:24:23,579
and we will close the gates of Club Fed
1470
01:24:20,579 --> 01:24:23,579
forever
1471
01:24:23,739 --> 01:24:30,179
[Music]
1472
01:24:28,439 --> 01:24:32,339
something very disturbing is Ultimate
1473
01:24:30,179 --> 01:24:35,579
brought to my attention it seems that
1474
01:24:32,340 --> 01:24:38,699
this uh pair of bumpalos was not alone
1475
01:24:35,579 --> 01:24:42,000
in her operation there was another
1476
01:24:38,698 --> 01:24:44,279
person besides possible octopus who was
1477
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:46,679
misappropriating funds and what is so
1478
01:24:44,279 --> 01:24:49,759
shock and so disheartening is that he is
1479
01:24:46,679 --> 01:24:49,760
not one of the criminals he is
1480
01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:54,319
we must have silence
1481
01:24:55,738 --> 01:24:59,658
arrest man immediately
1482
01:25:00,359 --> 01:25:03,979
as I was saying what is so shocking
1483
01:25:04,439 --> 01:25:09,799
he is an employee
1484
01:25:06,949 --> 01:25:12,059
[Music]
1485
01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:14,460
I used to think that it was a close
1486
01:25:12,060 --> 01:25:17,280
personal friend of mine he used to weed
1487
01:25:14,460 --> 01:25:19,198
at each other's houses for dinner no I
1488
01:25:17,279 --> 01:25:21,719
set him up with his third wife when I
1489
01:25:19,198 --> 01:25:24,839
was sick he donated the kidney in front
1490
01:25:21,719 --> 01:25:27,239
of a colonist spleen now I know that he
1491
01:25:24,840 --> 01:25:31,679
is a criminal and an attempted murderer
1492
01:25:27,238 --> 01:25:31,678
he has none other than Birds
1493
01:25:33,779 --> 01:25:36,079
foreign
1494
01:25:37,399 --> 01:25:41,819
six lovely pink pump and aromatic spray
1495
01:25:40,079 --> 01:25:44,760
the undercover agent assigned to this
1496
01:25:41,819 --> 01:25:46,738
case and I have proof that yes there was
1497
01:25:44,760 --> 01:25:49,020
a misappropriation of funds but it was
1498
01:25:46,738 --> 01:25:52,859
Vince hooligan and vert Foyle who were
1499
01:25:49,020 --> 01:25:55,739
responsible not Angelica patsyotopoulos
1500
01:25:52,859 --> 01:25:57,238
oh I have been here and I have been part
1501
01:25:55,738 --> 01:26:00,178
of this system
1502
01:25:57,238 --> 01:26:03,539
I have seen hardened lifelong criminals
1503
01:26:00,179 --> 01:26:06,060
rehabilitated before my very eyes
1504
01:26:03,539 --> 01:26:10,119
Club Fed should be allowed to continue
1505
01:26:06,060 --> 01:26:23,079
because Club bad works
1506
01:26:10,119 --> 01:26:23,078
[Applause]
1507
01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:31,980
before Club Fit I was Vain and
1508
01:26:28,819 --> 01:26:35,759
materialistic I was very much into my
1509
01:26:31,979 --> 01:26:38,339
looks all I wanted was diamonds Furs a
1510
01:26:35,760 --> 01:26:40,199
winter retreat in Palm Springs a ski
1511
01:26:38,340 --> 01:26:42,659
chalet and St maritz Park Avenue
1512
01:26:40,198 --> 01:26:45,119
Apartment assorted vintage touring
1513
01:26:42,658 --> 01:26:48,500
sedans late model Sports
1514
01:26:45,119 --> 01:26:48,500
I think they get the idea
1515
01:26:49,679 --> 01:26:56,158
well my point is that I wanted those
1516
01:26:53,279 --> 01:27:00,238
things and I didn't care how I got them
1517
01:26:56,158 --> 01:27:01,859
now I still want those things but I care
1518
01:27:00,238 --> 01:27:04,319
how I get them
1519
01:27:01,859 --> 01:27:06,839
I think everybody should spend at least
1520
01:27:04,319 --> 01:27:09,059
six months at clubfit to learn the
1521
01:27:06,840 --> 01:27:12,420
difference between right and wrong and
1522
01:27:09,060 --> 01:27:15,199
to acquire knowledge self-respect and
1523
01:27:12,420 --> 01:27:15,199
sophistication
1524
01:27:23,719 --> 01:27:26,719
thank you
1525
01:27:29,220 --> 01:27:32,619
[Applause]
1526
01:27:44,770 --> 01:27:47,460
[Music]
1527
01:27:46,979 --> 01:27:48,219
person
1528
01:27:47,460 --> 01:27:51,000
[Music]
1529
01:27:48,220 --> 01:27:53,000
[Applause]
1530
01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:53,000
Ally
1531
01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:57,238
I came here
1532
01:27:56,039 --> 01:27:59,399
[Music]
1533
01:27:57,238 --> 01:28:02,039
as a senate
1534
01:27:59,399 --> 01:28:04,319
I know who I was brought
1535
01:28:02,039 --> 01:28:07,979
not only do I regret everything that
1536
01:28:04,319 --> 01:28:11,279
I've done but I also intend to pay back
1537
01:28:07,979 --> 01:28:12,658
all the people that I've taken advantage
1538
01:28:11,279 --> 01:28:15,420
of
1539
01:28:12,658 --> 01:28:17,489
as I know we all wants to do hallelujah
1540
01:28:15,420 --> 01:28:25,840
hallelujah
1541
01:28:17,489 --> 01:28:25,840
[Applause]
1542
01:28:28,460 --> 01:28:33,658
thank you for coming to Club Fed
1543
01:28:31,679 --> 01:28:36,079
Harrison and the Reverend lived happily
1544
01:28:33,658 --> 01:28:36,079
ever after
1545
01:28:36,738 --> 01:28:42,359
FBI director Vince hooligan got 20 years
1546
01:28:39,719 --> 01:28:44,520
in a Maximum Security Prison where he
1547
01:28:42,359 --> 01:28:47,119
commissioned his mother to write his
1548
01:28:44,520 --> 01:28:47,120
memoirs
1549
01:28:49,279 --> 01:28:54,319
Sally Rich was never discovered
1550
01:28:54,840 --> 01:28:58,020
running away from the law for over 20
1551
01:28:56,579 --> 01:29:00,658
years
1552
01:28:58,020 --> 01:29:02,760
captured but has however won marathons
1553
01:29:00,658 --> 01:29:05,698
all over the world
1554
01:29:02,760 --> 01:29:08,100
as for me I became the FBI director and
1555
01:29:05,698 --> 01:29:12,178
married Angelica who became the new Ward
1556
01:29:08,100 --> 01:29:22,520
we later went on to star in Club Fed 2 3
1557
01:29:12,179 --> 01:29:22,520
4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 through 19.
1558
01:29:24,238 --> 01:29:39,549
foreign
1559
01:29:27,189 --> 01:29:39,549
[Music]
1560
01:29:41,949 --> 01:29:46,340
[Music]
1561
01:29:47,899 --> 01:29:52,799
we'll keep them playing
1562
01:29:50,219 --> 01:29:54,000
until the end a rock and roll will never
1563
01:29:52,800 --> 01:29:59,279
Bend
1564
01:29:54,000 --> 01:30:02,520
we're living fast we're leaving loud
1565
01:29:59,279 --> 01:30:04,460
our hearts are beating like a dropping
1566
01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:09,679
crowd
1567
01:30:04,460 --> 01:30:15,539
we are the rebels we are the ones
1568
01:30:09,679 --> 01:30:18,539
our music geckos like a thousand guns
1569
01:30:15,539 --> 01:30:21,238
we're driving down the open road our
1570
01:30:18,539 --> 01:30:24,060
Spirits High a bashing glowed we're
1571
01:30:21,238 --> 01:30:26,638
chasing dreams that seem so far we're
1572
01:30:24,060 --> 01:30:29,460
racing head like shooting stars we'll
1573
01:30:26,639 --> 01:30:31,859
never stop we'll never give in our fire
1574
01:30:29,460 --> 01:30:34,800
burns like a violin we'll keep them
1575
01:30:31,859 --> 01:30:39,420
playing until the end a rock and roll
1576
01:30:34,800 --> 01:30:42,779
will never Bend we're living fast we're
1577
01:30:39,420 --> 01:30:42,779
leaving now
1578
01:30:47,300 --> 01:30:58,760
we are the rebels we are the ones
1579
01:30:52,560 --> 01:30:58,760
our music geckos like a thousand guns
1580
01:31:05,119 --> 01:31:08,269
[Music]
1581
01:31:14,720 --> 01:31:19,159
[Music]
1582
01:31:17,539 --> 01:31:25,380
thank you
1583
01:31:19,158 --> 01:31:25,379
we're living fast we're leaving now
1584
01:31:39,289 --> 01:31:45,060
[Music]
1585
01:31:56,579 --> 01:32:02,899
our music geckos like a thousand guns
1586
01:32:17,829 --> 01:32:20,880
[Music]
1587
01:32:23,079 --> 01:32:26,710
[Music]
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