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I have a feeling.

This thing is evil, man.

I have a really bad feeling.

Shut up and move.

Is a big mistake.

Let it go, man. We'll put it down and let it go.

It's just a fucking monkey, Jesus Christ.

Now pick that up!

Listen, you don't pick up the cage,

you don't get many dollars.

Holy shit!

Do not move!

What do these weird guys want?

He says the rat monkey must be released.

He says we have to leave this valley

and must never come back, or the evil spirits will take their revenge.

If we don't leave the valley on the spot they will cut our bellies open

and spread our carcasses in a cave, so that the bats can feast on them.

Really?

Tell these jokers that I have a document,

from a powerful man in Palembang.

Permission. Take a look at it. Permission. Permission!

I am a representative of the New Zealand Zoo,

and this monkey is going to Newtown.

No! No!

Get moving!

Leave it on! Quickly!

Go on, people!

Man, wait!

Get on!

The little bugger bit me.

Zingaya.

Zingaya!

You have... the bite.

We have... a disinfectant in the Jeep.

Ah, Jesus! No!

No! What are you doing?!

Zingaya.

Oh, Jes... Oh!

Zingaya!

Caution Live animal - Do not touch

Thank you.

- Hello Paquita. - Good morning Roger.

That's it then.

Tell your father that I'm coming with the sausages on Thursday.

That's a pretty dress, Paquita.

See you around.

You like this boy, Paquita?

Shuffle the cards.

We'll see, whether you and Roger are meant to be together.

Concentrate on a picture of him and share the cards.

Paquita,

I thought we were done with it.

Every time he comes by, it starts all over again.

The...

you are.

And that...

is your future husband.

But he doesn't look like Roger.

That's not Roger.

It will be the one great romance,

and it will be forever.

Romance. Phew. And what about money?

This man... will come into your life... very soon,

and you will... romantically addicted...

almost instantly.

But who is he?

You will recognize this man...

through the symbol... with the star... and the moon.

What is that?

Oh! No, not this one.

Paquita, we have customers.

- That's bad, isn't it? - Oh...

Paquita!

Uh, I... would like to pick up our order.

Um...

Mom says the cookies belong at the top, because she doesn't want one to break.

Uh, by the way...

I'll take one of them right now.

Sorry.

Holy Mary.

I'll... be off then.

Lionel?

Lionel!

Good morning, everyone. Good morning, everyone. So, I'd like to...

- There's a beetle. - Huh?

There. Under the fridge.

The horrible little creature crawled past right in front of me.

I thought I told you to spray the whole house.

This house is littered with vermin.

I'll get rid of it right away, mom.

Lionel!

I have the pleasure to tell you,

that your mother has been elected treasurer,

from the W.L.W.L.,

of the Wellington Ladies Welfare League.

Ah, that's great, mom.

And on Friday, the President, Nora Matheson,

come by to congratulate me.

Wow. The President.

Oh God!

Just look at the condition of the house!

All windows must be cleaned.

... whiter, brighter, cleaner wash...

Look at this dust!

It is centimeters thick!

- You have to do the silver - I polished it last week.

And the curtains need to be washed.

... weekly, monthly, so that they...

I've just mowed the lawn.

Is this what a well-tended front garden looks like?

.. Often after washing the dishes...

Get away from there, you stupid dog.

Wait, I'll help you.

No. I can manage that.

Normally your brother does the deliveries.

Not today.

Oh. That's a big house.

- Do you live here all the time? - Yes, I do.

Do you like my dog?

It's very big, isn't it?

If it were any bigger it would belong in a zoo.

Zoo? Excuse me?

Zoo. You know. Uh... Animals.

Cages.

Claro.

I like going to the zoo.

I'm going with the zoo?

Oh, no. No, no.

You want to go to the zoo.

Yes, with pleasure.

Oh, ok.

Tomorrow?

I wait outside the store.

Ok.

I have to go.

My beautiful vase. It is broken.

Oh, Mom, your favorite vase.

I wish you had taken care of the dusting.

- I can get you a new one. - It's irreplaceable.

A gift from your father.

From our last wedding anniversary.

Before he...

has passed away.

I miss him too.

Oh, look.

Cary Grant. He is a dream.

I wish I was Grace Kelly.

She is so pretty.

Such beautiful blonde hair.

Lionel?

What's going on?

Oh, sorry.

I was at the beach once as a child, and I...

I almost drowned,

when I fell off this footbridge.

My father jumped in, to save me, but...

When he wanted to climb out, there...

came this huge wave and...

swept him out to sea, and...

he drowned.

Oh, the little monkeys! Look at you, Lionel.

There! For you!

Poor little shit.

Get away from there, you nasty little shit!

As far as I know, they have only been only been found on one island.

The story goes, there are these huge rats...

crawled out of the slave ships...

and would have raped all the little tree monkeys.

You should know that the natives use them for black magic rituals.

- Really? - Yes.

Don't ask me how exactly.

They probably drink the blood of virgins, right?

I would like to sit down.

Sorry

Don't move, Brad. Smile!

Mom!

Mom!

Holy shit!

Take a look. It bit me. I am injured.

And my dress.

Just a moment. Let me help you.

Lionel...

Take me home.

There you go, Vera.

Now take a little rest.

I'll be back in a few days, to replace the bandage.

Thank you, Sister McTavish.

It's all right, Lionel. I'll find out for myself.

How about a nice cup of tea?

You have no idea how much you've hurt me.

I thought I could trust you, but... Going out behind my back with this...

that sleazy girl from the store...

Making out in public...

- Mom... - Don't interrupt me.

- But mom, she's... - I'll tell you what she's like.

She has experience.

How could you stray from the right path and hurt me so much?

I am sorry.

Will not happen again.

I don't deserve that much attention I don't deserve, my darling.

If you need anything else, just call.

You are so good to me.

Good night, Mom.

Lionel!

Hello!

- Not so loud! - Look. I've got your jacket.

- Yes. I'll get it tomorrow. - What?

Look...

That could have waited until tomorrow.

Is that all you have to say?

So, about the zoo I'm really sorry about the zoo, Paquita.

That's how mom is.

She is...

You know.

Shall we go out again?

To the movies?

So... I would like to...

But it's... Unfortunately, it is not possible.

Not possible?

- But we are romantically connected. - Connected?

Listen...

Well, I don't know what you mean, but, um...

I just can't meet with you anymore.

Oh, Paquita...

It will be the one great romance...

and it will be forever.

Oh, wow! Mom, what a beautiful day.

- I'll call Nurse McTavish. - No. You're not going to do that.

I'm doing fine.

But...

You will take care of me, Lionel.

Nora Matheson. From the Ladies Welfare League.

Her mother is expecting us.

The Mathesons are here.

No, mom. You are sick!

Get my dress!

Jesus!

Please go back to bed, Mom.

I'm sending them away. It's just the Mathesons.

It is the W.L.W.L.

Hold still. Otherwise I won't get it it exactly right.

Our...

The main objective for next year is to

to motivate younger people to take part in the league.

That's why I'm very pleased that you're joining us now, Vera.

Thank you very much, Nora.

It's a great... honor.

Do you already have suggestions for the agenda

of our annual meeting?

Annual meeting.

Annual meeting.

Year...

Year...

What we need, is another proper war!

Yes, my dear.

I have heard that Sir Edmund Hillary is planning a trip to the South Pole.

I am following this.

Have some more beans, Mrs. Matheson.

- I'd like some more of that, son. - I really think we should go now.

Thank you very much, Lionel.

What?

No pudding?

- I'm afraid we only have vanilla pudding. - Vanilla pudding!

I haven't had a good good vanilla pudding for years.

She refuses, to make me any.

Damn tasty vanilla pudding.

Mmm.

Heavy and creamy, just the way I like it.

Must have a bit of a sensitive stomach, eh?

Forget it.

- That was a good meal, my boy. - Thank you very much, Mr. Matheson.

Is it just my imagination?

or is your mother a little pale today?

Uh, no.

You're all right, boy.

Oh mom...

Don't let them take me away, that they take me away.

I'll take care of you, mom. I promise.

Lionel!

What's going on?

Lionel, you have to listen to me.

Dark forces are conspiring against you.

My grandmother saw it.

"The path that lies ahead of you is terrifying and very dangerous."

Huh?

Fernando!

Paquita, wait!

My God, Mom!

Oh, Fernando!

Your mother ate my dog!

Not the whole thing.

Get Nurse McTavish, quickly.

- How long has this been going on? - Since this morning.

Oh. I'll call an ambulance.

Pack a few things for the hospital.

I do that.

Nurse McTavish.

Your mother is dead, Lionel.

I'm sorry, Lionel.

There is nothing we could have done.

You are not alone.

You are surrounded by people who will look after you.

We will all help you.

I will arrange everything.

You will not have to worry about anything.

She loved you very much.

Which toothbrush?

Lionel!

Your mother's toothbrush... The white one or the green one?

Green...!

Mother? You look good today.

I woke up today, Phillip, and I felt 100% better.

How about a nice cup of tea?

I'll put some water on.

Excuse me, mother. That was your favorite teapot.

It slipped out of my hand.

That's all right.

Robe, nightgown, slippers and a toothbrush.

Where is your mother?

Went to the hospital.

I didn't hear the ambulance at all.

No, no...

No...

She went with Nurse McTavish.

Somehow, um...

well... Lying in the back seat, really.

Yes, you and Nurse McTavish. Off in the direction of the hospital.

- But there's her bag. - I'll take it.

So, you have slaughtered my rabbits.

Lionel?

I would love to treat you now with two loads from my shotgun!

It wasn't me, sir.

Johnny Morris did that.

So, I guess I'll be going.

You better watch out, young man.

If I see you here again,

you will get what you deserve.

VET CLINIC

What do you want?

You're not from the immigration authorities?

I told you I lost I lost the damn papers, OK?

My family... left Latvia during the occupation.

We were hunted like mad dogs.

I just... want to buy something...

Tranquilizers.

What do you think I am? a goddamn doctor?

I do not sell tranquilizers.

Narcotics, on the other hand... I certainly have.

But not... for the general public.

Fortunately, you have hit the bull's eye with Uncle Heinrich, you have hit the bull's eye.

Do you want to inject it,

or would you rather pull through your nose?

Oh, Lionel, I'm so glad to see you.

Tell me more about these...

dark forces.

He is surrounded by death.

There will be agony...

and suffering.

You are marked,

Lionel.

Lionel, if you have any problems I can...

No problems, OK?

This contains the power of white light.

It will protect you.

Always carry it with you.

How is your mother?

Oh, great.

They want to keep her in hospital for a few in the hospital.

She ran straight into me!

They must have released them earlier.

It's a terrible shock, to lose Vera like this.

We ate at her place last Friday.

Bursting with health.

And her son, where is he?

A fine boy.

Lionel has called half a dozen times in the last 2 days. half a dozen times in the last two days.

He is very concerned about the mortal remains.

Of course I had to send him away. He would have been far too upset.

By the way, it was a damn difficult embalming.

Oh my God. Excuse me.

That much is certain: You are no Cosgrove.

You look far too good for that.

- Pardon? - Les is my name.

I am Lionel's... O...

Lionel's uncle.

And... who are you?

Paquita Maria Sanchez.

Latino, right?

Excuse me, Father. I'm looking for Lionel.

I haven't seen him. And if he's not here in 10 minutes

his mother in his absence into God's hands.

You idiot. I told you to stay in here.

The embalming machine should be switched off.

Oh, great! You've blown them up!

You idiot!

I'll deduct that from your salary.

- I'll fix it. - No, let it go.

We have to take the body to the service.

Did you know Vera?

I am her brother.

We were very close.

It's a sad thing.

Yes...

When this is over I will need a few hard drinks.

Do you want to...

perhaps accompany me?

You look like you can... good with something hard.

Fiery...

The focus of today's service...

is the sanctity of motherhood.

Vera Cosgrove will be greatly missed,

from her friends as well as from her grieving family,

for whom she was truly a wonderful woman

and everything a son can want from his mother.

He was robbed of his father at a young age robbed of his father at a young age,

but was showered with motherly love.

Even if our loved ones are snatched away from us,

they remain in our hearts and our memories,

until we, when our time has come,

also leave this world,

and then be reunited with our dearly departed will be reunited.

A Christian soul is immortal.

Yes, whoever believes in our Lord Jesus Christ

will...

resurrect.

Poor Lionel.

He always had a very close relationship with his mother.

I have seen many forms of grief, but never anything like this.

Can I help you in any way?

I'm fine.

I wanted to see you yesterday... but you didn't open the door.

I want to be left for a while, OK?

At least he is well provided for financially.

Yes, God knows the Cosgroves are are no poor sods.

He will be the sole heir.

Hey guys!

Look what I found there.

What are you planning to do with it?

Dig up a few bodies?

Hey Void.

Seems to be one of those guys, who like to get it on with corpses.

Yes, one of those Negrophiles.

Necrophiliac, you stupid asshole.

I bet he wears a pair of dirty girls' panties right under his own.

Shut up!

Do you know what you are?

A fucking madman.

Yes, that's sick.

Grab his wallet.

That's my mother, that you're pissing on.

It's a zombie!

- Mom! - No!

What in God's name is going on here?

The devil is among us.

Hold your horses, kid.

Divine intervention is needed here.

In the name of the Lord I'll kick your ass!

Here you go, mom.

Void.

Use the spoon.

Hey, hey!

Don't do that.

Shh!

How are things going, Lionel?

Come on, buddy. I really need a piss.

I have a bladder infection.

God, what a stench!

Yes, I'm sure a dog crawled under the house and died there.

The last few weeks certainly not easy for you, Lionel,

when your mother has died.

Who is... the girl you're seeing?

What?

You know, the little Latino with the lovely ass.

Paquita.

Oh yes, Paquita,

exactly that.

She's all right. Couldn't blame her if she was mad at me.

So...

All this will be... yours, right?

However...

Your mother always had the intention to leave me something too.

- Oh. - Oh yes.

We have often talked about it.

It was a foregone conclusion, really.

It's just that... She died so suddenly,

She didn't even have the opportunity to include me in the will.

Well, you'll have to with the lawyers, Uncle Les.

Just leave the damn lawyers out of it.

This is an internal family matter.

What the hell is that?

These are the pipes.

They do that sometimes.

These are not the pipes, Lionel.

Someone's just doing it.

Please, Uncle Les, you should just go now.

So you found found your father's old porn movies?

Yes!

Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?

No, please.

That's all right. I understand that, Lionel.

There are certain things a man likes to do alone.

It's all part of the grieving process.

See you later, Lionel.

Nijinsky has which nationality?

Nijinsky is Russian.

Russia is right. Very good.

- Um, the 13. - Number 13, so he wants...

Lionel!

I dropped a shilling. He must have...

rolled into the gully.

I come to see you, and you slam the door in my face.

You build a wall around yourself.

I'll call you, you don't pick up.

Why?

Talk to me.

You don't want to see me anymore?

It was a mistake.

I'm sorry.

Farewell.

- Paquita! - Leave me alone.

- I'm sorry. - Leave me alone!

Get your hands off me, you bastard!

You know what they say about you, don't you?

You've lost your mind.

A real fucking maniac.

If you touch them again I'll beat the living daylights out of you.

A handsome little guy.

Hello, hello.

Who's the cutest?

Who is the cutest little Selwyn?

Peekaboo. Peekaboo.

So I said...

Yes!

Hyperactive.

So, I tackled the guy, right?

I knocked him out, that bone crusher.

The ball comes free and I grab it, and you know what I did?

I shot it from the 50 yard line.

You should have seen that. Gave us a 3-point lead. And won the game.

Fantastic.

Hello Lionel.

That's quite a nice collection of bodies, you've got down there.

And I thought you were more the harmless type.

Uncle Les, they are not what you think they are.

Stay away from me, buddy!

If you so much as touch me, I'll eat you for breakfast.

Sorry, Lionel.

If I do not report this I am guilty of aiding and abetting.

Hopefully they can keep it out of the newspapers,

for the sake of your mother.

She would have suffered greatly from such a scandal.

That's not easy for me, Lionel,

To betray my sister's son.

If I were to keep my mouth shut, I would be taking an enormous risk.

Yes, please put me to the police.

Of course, if I were to receive a... fair share of Vera's inheritance,

I would be more inclined to protect a member of the family.

You want the money?

Can I speak to Sergeant Bauer? I'd like to report a multiple homicide.

Yes, I'll wait.

The money and the house?

Blood is thicker than water Lionel.

Yes, hello. Is Les in the area?

Hey, you rascal!

Thought we'd pop in and have a good time in your new home.

Sure, buddy. Why not? Let's pop the corks.

Yes. Tonight we're letting it rip.

- Where do you want to go? - Just to stretch your legs.

No, buddy, people want something to eat.

This is supposed to be a party. Let's get some snacks, buddy.

You really have living dead people here?

Hey, Les, put on some good music.

Oh yes. Coming soon, buzzer. Clear the dance floor.

I don't know what kind of sick shit you're in here,

but I want that these things are buried.

Wait a minute, buddy.

Always take it easy.

Oh, come on, darling. Let's dance.

You'd better not ask Lionel that.

He is nothing like his old man.

He was in a really good mood.

He didn't let anything burn, You wouldn't believe it.

Don't talk about my father like that.

Delicious.

Do you have anything else I...

could nibble?

And then, you know, I made a feint,

I totally fooled him.

So, you have to imagine, that's about...

that's about 10, 15 meters from the sideline.

There are several of these huge guys coming at me, right?

What do I do now?

I keep my head down,

I shoot and score a touchdown, right between the posts. God.

The coach thinks I would definitely be in the next selection matches.

What do you think, Paquita?

You might be going out out with the next Bob Scott.

I take it back!

I'm sorry that I called Nabokov a pedophile.

That... Leave me alone!

Come on, buddy. You shouldn't take it so personally.

Hey, hey! A pretty little señorita, isn't she?

Go away!

Oh, come on now. Don't be such a party pooper.

Come on, have a drink with us.

Oh, I bet, you go off like a rocket.

Oh! Oh! Wretched bitch!

I'll get you! Where is she? Ah, you foreign bitch! I'll...

Hello?

Hello?

Paquita!

Paquita.

"He is surrounded by death."

They are not...

really dead. They are just...

somehow rotting.

Nurse McTavish.

Father McGruder.

Your mother!

I don't know what to do. I...

I can't stop it.

You have to destroy them.

I...

I can't.

Not mom.

This thing is not your mother.

GIFT

Come on, Les. Join in.

I will do it.

Hey, what's that?

The two little birds want to leave the nest?

Out of the way!

You're not going anywhere, buddy, until I get the papers for the house.

Come on, Lionel.

No, you won't!

Come on!

You stupid foreign bitch.

It's about time, that we get to know each other a little better.

GIFT

STIMULANT FOR ANIMALS Unsuitable for humans

Help! Somebody!

Please!

- For God's sake, run! - Not so loud, buddy!

- Bastardo! - Bitch!

Madre de dios!

- Help us! - Fuck it!

Run, Paquita!

Help!

Help! Help! Help!

Oh no, shit

Help! Help!

Hey, some of my best friends are pedophiles.

Please don't kill me.

It's all right. It's me.

That's quite a nasty plaque problem you've got there, mate, you've got there, buddy.

You've got something of a hole there, buddy.

Mandy.

It's me, Rita.

Don't you remember?

You mutant little shit!

It will be all right.

Let me in! For heaven's sake, let me in!

Let me in! Help me! Help me!

Paquita, we have to.

Come on! Help! Quickly!

There are thousands of them!

What the hell is that?

- Leave her alone. - She's been bitten!

You know what that means!

She will into one of them!

I will not! I will not!

Help me!

- Leave it alone! - Stay out of it.

I know what to do. It's in the past.

I've read the comics! Total lobotomy! Dismemberment!

Are you crazy?!

There is no room in my unit for hysterical women.

Come here, you sick bastards!

Lionel.

Paquita!

No!

There's finally someone with balls, right, girl?

Goddamn toupee rat!

Out of the way!

Come on, you dirty maggot!

Where are you, wretched creep!

Lionel!

Jesus Christ. Vera.

Leave me alone.

The party is over!

Rita?

God! No!

And now you're getting out of here.

What?

Haven't seen Mom anywhere yet.

Come to mom, Lionel.

Come on!

No!

You can't scare me anymore, Mom.

All my life...

you lied to me.

All about dad?

None of this was true!

You drowned them both, mom...

Dad and that... blonde woman, you...

you caught them together, and you killed them, didn't you?

How dare you talk to me like that?

Isn't it true?

Lionel, help me! Quickly!

Slut!

Don't touch them!

No!

No one will ever love you as much like your mother.

No!

No!

No!

Such a good boy.

No!

No!

~ The sign of love

~ has cost its toll. ~

~ The truth foretold

~ is now revealed. ~

~ It's mystery

~ Our destiny

~ The stars and moon

~ The sign of love

~ has come at last

~ Two Lonely hearts

~ are in the past

~ It blazes bright

~ Love's blinding light

~ through darkest night

~ and floods the room ~

~ The stars and moon

~ The sign of love

~ Our time has come

~ The stars and moon

~ Will shine for us

~ The stars and the moon

~ are guiding us

~ We follow the sign

~ to perfect love

~ The sign of love

~ Our time has come

~ The stars and moon

~ will shine for us

~ The stars and the moon

~ are guiding us

~ We follow the sign