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♪♪
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And everyone
was killed?
All but three.
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And their alibi is...
Very, very dumb.
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They're in love!
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Hey!
Don't do that!
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I don't think
that guy even works here.
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[ sighing ]
happens all the time.
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Weirdos show up and try
to make the corpses touch
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And kiss and stuff.
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[ chuckles ]
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I get it.
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[ wind rushing ]
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Customer dave:
That's not enough mustard!
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-Give me the bathroom key!
-More olives!
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You smell like mayonnaise.
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-You suck!
-Give me the bathroom key!
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-Make me a new one!
-You don't have eggs benedict?!
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-You're nothing!
-You're nothing!
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You're nothing!
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[ sighs ]
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[ mustard splurting ]
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♪♪
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♪ good morning, u.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ the sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ and he's shinin' a salute
to the american race ♪
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♪ oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ good -- ♪
♪ good morning, u.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ good morning, u.S.A. ♪
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♪♪
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Hooo, 'nother rough one
at subhub.
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Pretty rough one
here, too.
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Emily's dad's sick.
She might have to leave paris.
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God, I wish I was rich
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So you wouldn't have
to work for the both of us.
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I would spoil you.
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Ah, nothing a little
shower-cry can't fix.
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You know, one of my personas
has a suite
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At the amazing brown lotus
resort up in langleytano
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That she's not going to use.
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It's non-refundable.
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You guys could use it
for a little stay-cay --
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All expenses paid.
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All expenses paid?!
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We can pretend
I paid for it.
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Maybe I could use
a good spoiling.
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Yes!
Yes!
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Let's go
to the fancy hotel!
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Both: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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I know this is
your guys' thing,
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But I can still
be excited.
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Bad news,
the antarctica snafu
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Isn't flying under the radar
like we'd hoped.
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In fact, it's very much
on congress's radar,
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And they have cut
our funding!
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[ all gasp ]
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We've lost our jets,
foreign agents,
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And if we're not careful...
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Omelette bar.
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[ gasps ]
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♪ someone's in the kitchen
with dinah ♪
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♪ someone's in the kitchen,
I know ♪
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♪ someone's in the kitchen
with dinah ♪
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♪ strummin' on the ol' banjo ♪
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Can't lose him!
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He's the only omelette chef
we've had who could do that!
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He's a generational
talent!
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But these are
desperate times,
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And that calls for
desperate measures.
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That's why...
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We're going to do
a rebrand!
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The cia is currently the least
favorable thing in the city.
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We're even below all this stuff!
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We're even below that guy
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That walks around town
throwing eggs at people?
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Oh, man,
I hate that guy!
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Yeah, this is bad.
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We're even below him.
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But we found the most
beloved thing in the city is --
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Some of you
should have guessed by now --
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Cakes!
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Which gave me an idea:
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What if the "c" in cia
now stood for "cakes"
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And not...Whatever
it used to stand for?
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We're going to bake
and sell cakes?
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Yes!
Great idea, smith!
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We could bake them
ourselves!
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That would save us
tons of money!
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We'll win the public's
trust back yet!
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For the cia!
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The cake...
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I...
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A.
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♪♪
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Wow! Langleytano
is so beautiful!
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Jeff: Wow, I've never seen
this part of langley before.
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I didn't even know
it existed.
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Well, langley has some
of the most diverse biomes
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Anywhere in the world.
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From our dazzling
crystal-filled caves
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And dramatic
limestone canyons,
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To our vast
and foreboding tundras.
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Oh, wow!
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But what did
what you said mean?
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♪♪
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♪♪
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You deserve this,
babe.
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And here is the bellman
with your...
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One bag?
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You two share a bag?
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That's all her stuff.
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She's the one
being spoiled.
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I'll be perusing
the lost and found.
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What's that?
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There is legend
of a village boy
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That wanted to run faster
than all the other boys,
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So he stole
the face of a wolf,
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Thinking it would help him
run like one.
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But being a wolf was unnatural
for the boy and made him go mad.
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He howled and howled
before finally
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Throwing himself
off the cliff.
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They say the mercurial winds
of langleytano are his howls,
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And if you listen
too closely,
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They will make you
go mad, as well.
[ wind whistles ]
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[ shutters slam ]
[ hayley and jeff gasp ]
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There they are!
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The mercurial winds
of langleytano.
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Very mercurial.
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Cool story, man,
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But I'm ready
for you to leave.
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Oh.
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Okay!
Let the pampering begin.
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We can do
anything you want.
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You know what I want
inside me right now?
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Starts with a d...
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Ends with an "aiquiri."
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♪♪
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Ahh, this is
way easier than sex.
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Roger: Excuse me!
Can I get a little help?!
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I overbleached my tush-hole
at the salon
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And need to tan it back
to the color I was aiming for.
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If you could move my thong
to the side --
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I didn't say gently! --
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And hold my cheeks apart...
Gentlyyy.
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That's it.
Now look away.
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I don't want anyone
to see my hole this color!
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Heyyyy!
Buongiorno, bitches!
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I thought
you gave us your room.
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What are you
doing here, roger?
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Rocherro ferrero's
the name --
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Super-rich
pudding heiress.
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Your room was
actually the room
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My assistant was
supposed to use.
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But now she's
in this big ol' urn.
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She died?
Yep.
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Worked herself
to death.
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I'm gonna spread her ashes
on the Sunday afternoon cruise.
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Crazy she died just days
before our trip.
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This was one of my favorite
places to make her work nonstop.
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Hey, ya lazy slugs!
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Get us a round
of loaded bloodies
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Or everyone here
is fired!
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You know the way
I like 'em!
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Move, move!
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You don't have to be
such an asshole.
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This is exactly what
I have to deal with at subhub.
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Oh, I'm not really
a jerk.
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I just do it to get good service
and extra stuff.
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Most rich people
are this way.
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They're really
good people,
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You just have to
get to know them
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And also be rich.
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Yeah, but you don't have to be
rude to get good service.
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Uhhh, yes, you do.
Rude get results.
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That's why they both
start with "r."
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Thank you, slugs!
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I'd like to see you get
something as crazy-cool
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As these loaded bloodies
with kindness.
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Okay! Excuse me,
could I get...
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Spiked
orange juliuses...
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Served in
erlenmeyer flasks...
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With tofu meatballs
cascading from them?
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Please.
You're doing great.
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Yeah, sorry, we don't have
any of that stuff.
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Oof. That was
very embarrassing for you.
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Ugh. This is how
I get treated at work.
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See, I knew this wasn't
a good idea.
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Aw, I'm sorry, babe...
But...
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I need to get some sunscreen!
Yeah, that's why!
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He's cute
as a button.
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Where'd you find him?
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In a ravine.
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[ sighs ]
rudes get results.
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My wife asked for
three orange julias
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And she better
fricken get them!
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What's wrong with you?
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Do you have no brain,
like a baby?!
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Fix this!
I'm super rich.
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I travel the world
in a big balloon!
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[ glass shatters ]
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Damn, I don't think
I could do that again.
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Got it!
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Please enjoy
your strange order,
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As well as these
complimentary cheese dippers.
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Wow. I guess kindness
really does work, babe.
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And free
cheese dippers?!
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You really had
an effect on them.
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See?!
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Something's
weird here.
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Nothing's weird!
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People respond
to positive reinforcement.
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I'll tell you what --
tomorrow, let's you and I
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Use all the resort's
facilities together
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And we'll see who gets
better service.
In!
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I thought we were just
going to relax tomorrow.
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You saw how well me being nice
worked getting those drinks,
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Didn't you?
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I think this might be
just what I need
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To restore
my faith in humanity.
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But what if
roger's right?
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What if being mean
does work better?
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Then I don't know,
maybe I'll just kill myself.
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[ laughing ]
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♪♪
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Are we waiting
for jeff?
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He said he's gonna be
in the gift shop all day.
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Weird time to start
a magnet collection.
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But it's his
vacation, too.
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I'm going to show you
what it's like
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To be truly pampered.
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But you got to let
the staff know who's boss.
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It's all part
of the game.
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Wrong.
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I'm going to show you
how I can get everything
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You can get and more...
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Just by being nice.
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[ chuckling ] you don't get
the game, hayley.
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You don't get the game.
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This is empty!
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Let's roll!
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[ dramatic music plays ]
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Hey, turds!
We want to get
in the hot tub.
244
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But instead of water,
we want it to be green tea.
245
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Now!
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Could we actually get
our massages here in the hot tub
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From masseuses in scuba gear,
pleaaaase?
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No.
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♪♪
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♪♪
251
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Hey, we wanna eat
a big meal right here!
252
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All hot and fresh,
made by local grandmas!
253
00:10:05,990 --> 00:10:07,990
Move, slugs!
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Excuse me,
this meal is so good,
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00:10:12,262 --> 00:10:13,929
But I was wondering,
pretty please,
256
00:10:14,064 --> 00:10:16,398
Could we eat this on a cliff
overlooking the ocean?
257
00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:19,802
I'm sorry, that's not
something we're able to do.
258
00:10:23,007 --> 00:10:24,606
Well done.
259
00:10:24,742 --> 00:10:30,146
♪♪
260
00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:31,747
[ sobbing ]
261
00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:34,216
And now it's time
for "grill session,"
262
00:10:34,218 --> 00:10:35,751
Where I grill
a local businessperson
263
00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:37,285
Who totally deserves it.
264
00:10:37,421 --> 00:10:40,288
With me tonight is
deputy director of the cia,
265
00:10:40,290 --> 00:10:41,289
Avery bullock.
266
00:10:41,291 --> 00:10:43,559
Oh, the pleasure
is mine, greg.
267
00:10:43,694 --> 00:10:44,960
Sir, under your watch,
268
00:10:45,095 --> 00:10:47,896
The cia has blown up
three foreign embassies,
269
00:10:48,032 --> 00:10:49,297
Two post offices,
270
00:10:49,299 --> 00:10:51,233
And the only cinnabon
in antarctica.
271
00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:53,301
People are angry.
What do you have to say
for yourself?
272
00:10:53,437 --> 00:10:56,905
Well, we've got great news
for all the haters!
273
00:10:57,041 --> 00:11:01,309
The "c" in cia
now stands for cakes!
274
00:11:01,311 --> 00:11:02,178
Oh, I love cakes!
275
00:11:02,312 --> 00:11:03,645
Are you selling cakes?
What kind?
276
00:11:03,781 --> 00:11:05,247
Would you mind
if I answered that
277
00:11:05,383 --> 00:11:07,449
In the form of a song?
I would not.
278
00:11:07,585 --> 00:11:11,119
♪ big cakes, small cakes,
orange cakes too! ♪
279
00:11:11,121 --> 00:11:13,989
♪ call us today,
there's a cake for you! ♪
280
00:11:14,124 --> 00:11:16,792
♪ cakes for you,
and cakes for me ♪
281
00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:19,661
♪ cakes for two
and cakes for three! ♪
282
00:11:19,797 --> 00:11:21,129
Yay!
That was so fun!
283
00:11:21,131 --> 00:11:23,365
Okay, everyone go buy
the cia's cakes!
284
00:11:24,668 --> 00:11:25,734
Have we cut?
285
00:11:26,470 --> 00:11:29,205
How dare you upstage me
with that velvety voice?!
286
00:11:29,339 --> 00:11:32,007
I'm the singer!
I'm the star!
287
00:11:34,344 --> 00:11:36,144
Today was impressive,
hayley.
288
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,146
That cliffside lunch?
289
00:11:38,148 --> 00:11:40,282
You've got me thinking
maybe there is a place
290
00:11:40,418 --> 00:11:42,684
For kindness
in this world.
291
00:11:42,820 --> 00:11:44,086
Are you ready
to order?
292
00:11:44,221 --> 00:11:46,955
I'll have the adult
psghetti meatball.
293
00:11:47,091 --> 00:11:49,557
No, everybody's got to get
the branzino.
294
00:11:49,559 --> 00:11:52,694
Mainly because I love
saying it -- branzino.
295
00:11:52,830 --> 00:11:54,096
That's what
I was thinking.
296
00:11:54,231 --> 00:11:56,832
I'm sorry,
we only have one branzino left.
297
00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,234
I'm sorry, too,
298
00:11:58,368 --> 00:12:00,436
But if I don't get a plate
with branzino on it --
299
00:12:00,571 --> 00:12:03,171
Branzino! --
I will burn this place
300
00:12:03,173 --> 00:12:05,240
And all of its occupants
to the ground.
301
00:12:06,043 --> 00:12:09,445
I'm so sorry about her.
You're such a good waiter.
302
00:12:09,580 --> 00:12:12,114
Just bring her a big ol' bowl
of soup or something.
303
00:12:12,249 --> 00:12:14,116
And bring me
the branzino.
304
00:12:14,118 --> 00:12:17,119
You're doing really great,
and I like your teeth.
305
00:12:17,121 --> 00:12:19,054
I guess we'll finally
see for sure
306
00:12:19,189 --> 00:12:21,189
Whose style
reigns supreme.
307
00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:24,426
Oh, shoot.
I forgot the sunscreen again.
308
00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:27,863
Doesn't seem
too bright in here.
309
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:30,332
Guess he is sitting closest
to the candle.
310
00:12:32,736 --> 00:12:34,937
Stiles, gun it!
311
00:12:36,607 --> 00:12:38,006
Yes!
That's it, boys!
312
00:12:38,142 --> 00:12:40,276
The rebrand's
a smashing success!
313
00:12:40,410 --> 00:12:43,411
We can drop a ten-tiered
chiffon cake into a war zone
314
00:12:43,547 --> 00:12:45,281
From two
continents away --
315
00:12:45,415 --> 00:12:47,149
I think we can get
a race car cake
316
00:12:47,284 --> 00:12:49,418
To chesterfield park
by Friday.
317
00:12:50,554 --> 00:12:51,820
That's another!
318
00:12:51,822 --> 00:12:54,356
Stop everything!
I got the big one on the phone!
319
00:12:54,358 --> 00:12:57,359
The tv show
"ace of cakes"?!
Yeah!
320
00:12:57,495 --> 00:12:59,227
They want us
to be on an episode
321
00:12:59,229 --> 00:13:02,498
Where the challenge is
cooking 200 cakes to theme!
322
00:13:02,633 --> 00:13:04,099
Uh, one question.
323
00:13:04,234 --> 00:13:06,502
How we going to put sprinkles
on 200 cakes at once?
324
00:13:06,636 --> 00:13:09,771
Somebody order
a sprinkle blaster?
325
00:13:09,773 --> 00:13:11,173
[ sprinkle blaster fires ]
aah!
326
00:13:11,308 --> 00:13:13,441
[ cake pan rattling ]
327
00:13:13,577 --> 00:13:15,711
Tell them we're in!
[ all cheering ]
328
00:13:15,846 --> 00:13:19,047
And can someone please take
the sprinkle blaster
329
00:13:19,183 --> 00:13:20,448
From dr. Weitzman?
330
00:13:20,584 --> 00:13:23,152
Someone who knows
how to use it.
331
00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:26,788
Where's
your sunscreen?
332
00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:31,593
Oh, I put it on in the hallway
and then...
333
00:13:31,595 --> 00:13:33,061
Ate the bottle.
334
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:34,997
How does this guy not die
all the time?
335
00:13:35,132 --> 00:13:37,933
Adult psghetti meatball
for the gentleman.
336
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:40,268
And now
the moment of truth.
337
00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:43,238
A big 'ol bowl
of soup for you.
338
00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:46,308
And the branzino.
339
00:13:49,279 --> 00:13:51,413
Maybe kindness
does have its perks.
340
00:13:51,549 --> 00:13:53,615
Even if this branzino's
a little dry.
341
00:13:53,617 --> 00:13:56,084
This is not the way
human nature works!
342
00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:58,020
Something very fishy
is going on here,
343
00:13:58,155 --> 00:13:59,354
And it's not
the branzino!
344
00:13:59,489 --> 00:14:01,623
Which is
a very mild fish!
345
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:02,591
Aaaah!
346
00:14:03,361 --> 00:14:04,960
I forgot
my assistant.
347
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,162
Aaaaah!
348
00:14:07,765 --> 00:14:09,164
I'm questioning
everything!
349
00:14:09,299 --> 00:14:10,966
Does kindness really work?
350
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,500
Nooooo!
351
00:14:12,636 --> 00:14:14,836
Dead end?
Where the hell am I?!
352
00:14:14,838 --> 00:14:16,038
Nooooo!
353
00:14:16,173 --> 00:14:17,705
Jeff: Look at me
when I'm talking to you!
354
00:14:17,707 --> 00:14:18,707
You're the worst waiter ever!
355
00:14:18,842 --> 00:14:20,108
That's jeff!
356
00:14:20,244 --> 00:14:23,511
My wife says her branzino's
a little dry.
357
00:14:23,513 --> 00:14:24,512
A little dry?!
358
00:14:24,514 --> 00:14:26,514
That wasn't
part of the deal!
359
00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:28,984
I knew
it wasn't kindness.
360
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,852
Oh, they're going dowwwwn!
361
00:14:30,854 --> 00:14:31,987
[ wind rushing ]
362
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:35,057
Daaaamn.
That's a crazy angry wind.
363
00:14:37,061 --> 00:14:38,793
♪♪
364
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,663
Well, I guess that branzino
incident last night
365
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,732
Settled everything
pretty definitively.
366
00:14:43,867 --> 00:14:46,868
The only thing left to do
is dump out my assistant.
367
00:14:47,003 --> 00:14:48,336
Told you
kindness works.
368
00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:51,406
Not gonna lie,
feels pretty good.
369
00:14:52,409 --> 00:14:54,142
Which got me thinking,
370
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:55,477
Since it works so well,
371
00:14:55,612 --> 00:14:57,279
Surely you could do it
one more time.
372
00:14:57,414 --> 00:14:59,347
You know,
to really rub my nose in it.
373
00:14:59,349 --> 00:15:00,815
What do you
have in mind?
374
00:15:00,951 --> 00:15:04,018
Get the captain to take us
to that island...There!
375
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:06,554
I could get us there by being
a big jerk, no problem.
376
00:15:06,556 --> 00:15:08,090
Done it
a bunch of times.
377
00:15:08,224 --> 00:15:09,357
Think you could do it
with kindness?
378
00:15:09,359 --> 00:15:11,093
I think I'd benefit
379
00:15:11,228 --> 00:15:14,028
From enjoying the ride
they have planned.
380
00:15:14,030 --> 00:15:15,163
Don't worry, jeff,
I got this.
381
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:17,165
Oh, captain!
382
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,566
Let me guess,
you want to touch the wheel?
383
00:15:18,568 --> 00:15:20,435
Actually,
I was wondering,
384
00:15:20,437 --> 00:15:22,437
Since you're such
an amazing captain...
385
00:15:22,572 --> 00:15:25,173
Me?
...Could you take us
to that island?
386
00:15:25,309 --> 00:15:28,710
To what if the winds
kick up island?
387
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,044
I'd love to,
388
00:15:30,046 --> 00:15:31,914
But what if
the winds kick up?!
389
00:15:32,048 --> 00:15:34,382
No way,
little lady!
390
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:36,318
Well, just think
about it!
391
00:15:36,453 --> 00:15:38,453
Oh, my gosh,
I can't believe it,
392
00:15:38,588 --> 00:15:40,655
But I just realized
I forgot --
393
00:15:40,791 --> 00:15:43,057
Your sunscreen again?
I got you.
394
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:46,595
Hm, doesn't seem like the boat's
going toward the island.
395
00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:49,364
Maybe the power of kindness
has run out.
396
00:15:50,467 --> 00:15:53,168
Oh, shoot.
I gotta whiz real bad!
397
00:15:54,604 --> 00:15:57,205
The bathrooms are
actually the other way.
398
00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:58,807
But you don't have to whiz
at all, do you?
399
00:15:58,942 --> 00:16:01,543
You went in the pool
before we left, didn't you?
400
00:16:01,678 --> 00:16:03,545
I know everything
you've been up to!
401
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,847
You're being a jerk
to help hayley!
402
00:16:07,284 --> 00:16:09,083
Oh, no!
I've been pushed!
403
00:16:09,085 --> 00:16:12,954
Captain, you take this boat
to that island now
404
00:16:13,089 --> 00:16:14,422
Or I'll have you fired!
405
00:16:14,424 --> 00:16:16,958
[ coughs weakly ]
I'm rich!
406
00:16:17,093 --> 00:16:18,961
I own a thousand
monocles!
407
00:16:19,095 --> 00:16:20,895
Your rich tactics
don't work on me!
408
00:16:21,031 --> 00:16:23,031
I only answer
to the sea!
409
00:16:23,033 --> 00:16:27,702
[ thunder rumbles ]
and the sea is telling me
it's time to get back to harbor!
410
00:16:27,704 --> 00:16:28,903
Go back?!
411
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,638
But I have to spread
my assistant's ashes!
412
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,374
[ thunder crashing,
wind whistling ]
413
00:16:32,509 --> 00:16:35,177
I'm very rich and powerful,
I tell you!
414
00:16:35,312 --> 00:16:37,245
I have many sea-doos,
415
00:16:37,381 --> 00:16:38,780
And a chocolate river,
416
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:42,317
A-and three ghosts
that visit me at christmas!
417
00:16:42,452 --> 00:16:43,785
I have
all those things, too.
418
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,720
Jeff,
what are you doing?!
419
00:16:45,722 --> 00:16:49,257
I'm yelling at the captain
to go to the island...
420
00:16:49,393 --> 00:16:51,259
So your kindness
can win.
421
00:16:51,395 --> 00:16:52,594
Wait, what?
422
00:16:52,729 --> 00:16:54,196
It's been jeff
the whole time!
423
00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:56,598
That's why you got
the branzino.
424
00:16:56,733 --> 00:16:58,733
I've been yelling
at everyone,
425
00:16:58,869 --> 00:17:01,936
And it's been
eating me up inside.
426
00:17:02,072 --> 00:17:03,405
I'm sorry, babe...
427
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:06,808
Kindness doesn't
get you shit.
428
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,076
[ thunder rumbles ]
429
00:17:08,212 --> 00:17:10,144
This time,
I'm not asking nicely.
430
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,346
You're taking us
to that island!
431
00:17:12,348 --> 00:17:14,348
I'm taking us back!
432
00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:16,951
[ screams ]
433
00:17:17,087 --> 00:17:19,421
The customer
is always right!
434
00:17:19,556 --> 00:17:21,423
You smell like mayonnaise!
435
00:17:21,558 --> 00:17:24,358
We don't even sell
eggs benedict!
436
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:25,960
She works
at subhub.
437
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:29,898
And no, you can't get the key
to the [bleep] bathroom!
438
00:17:30,033 --> 00:17:32,634
[ howling ]
439
00:17:32,769 --> 00:17:36,505
Give her room!
She's got the wind madness!
440
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:41,776
And the winner
of the 200 cake challenge is...
441
00:17:41,778 --> 00:17:45,780
[ drum roll ]
442
00:17:45,916 --> 00:17:47,916
...The cakes-I-a!
443
00:17:47,918 --> 00:17:51,385
[ cheers and applause ]
444
00:17:51,387 --> 00:17:53,855
Agents,
I have bad news.
445
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,323
The obamas cancelled
446
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,991
Their 40-person
pineapple upside-down cake?
447
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,727
Worse. Terrorists snuck
into the capitol
448
00:17:59,729 --> 00:18:02,464
And stole
all of congress's cocaine.
449
00:18:02,599 --> 00:18:05,199
They're rightly pissed
and want them caught.
450
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:08,402
So...We got
our funding back.
451
00:18:08,404 --> 00:18:11,205
But...What about
the cakes?
452
00:18:11,207 --> 00:18:13,875
Back to strictly
spy stuff.
453
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:20,615
All: Noooooo!
454
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:22,884
Whoa, whoa!
This is sensitive equipment!
455
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,019
Who knows
what frosting will do!
456
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,020
[ electricity cracking ]
457
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,555
[ explosion ]
458
00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:30,424
[ dramatic music plays ]
459
00:18:30,426 --> 00:18:35,029
These are the mercurial winds
of langleytano!
460
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:38,500
I'm sorry, we're going
directly into a storm to die
461
00:18:38,635 --> 00:18:41,102
Because a sub sandwich lady
wants us to?!
462
00:18:41,237 --> 00:18:43,638
This isn't how the system
is meant to work!
463
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,040
If somebody's going to put
everyone's life at risk
464
00:18:46,176 --> 00:18:49,911
For no good reason,
it should be a rich person!
465
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:50,979
All: Hear, hear!
466
00:18:51,114 --> 00:18:53,248
[ all howling ]
467
00:18:56,786 --> 00:18:59,053
Now they've got
the wind madness!
468
00:18:59,189 --> 00:19:00,454
Everyone but me!
469
00:19:00,456 --> 00:19:03,057
Why?
Why, god?!
470
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,592
It's all I ever wanted!
471
00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:06,328
I know you're upset
about the whole
472
00:19:06,463 --> 00:19:09,063
It turning out kindness-can't-
get-you-crap deal,
473
00:19:09,199 --> 00:19:10,932
But why are you still trying
to get to the island?
474
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:15,203
Because I want to get
what I want, just one time!
475
00:19:15,205 --> 00:19:17,271
Even if it screws
everybody!
476
00:19:17,273 --> 00:19:19,007
Very cool answer.
477
00:19:19,142 --> 00:19:20,608
[ pounding on door ]
478
00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:22,476
They're going to break
the door down!
479
00:19:22,478 --> 00:19:24,812
Let 'em.
480
00:19:24,814 --> 00:19:27,549
[ howling ]
481
00:19:27,684 --> 00:19:29,751
[ passengers screaming ]
482
00:19:29,886 --> 00:19:30,818
Ohh!
483
00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:32,487
[ thud ]
484
00:19:32,622 --> 00:19:34,222
What am I doing?
485
00:19:34,358 --> 00:19:36,290
[ passengers shouting, howling ]
486
00:19:36,292 --> 00:19:37,759
This way!
487
00:19:37,894 --> 00:19:42,764
♪♪
488
00:19:42,899 --> 00:19:44,699
Well, I guess this is it.
489
00:19:44,834 --> 00:19:47,035
Better release the ashes now!
490
00:19:47,037 --> 00:19:48,503
Marbles?!
491
00:19:48,638 --> 00:19:51,906
And a photo of my assistant
flipping me off?!
492
00:19:51,908 --> 00:19:53,307
She's not dead?
493
00:19:53,309 --> 00:19:54,842
Well, she's definitely fired!
494
00:19:54,844 --> 00:19:56,911
And I still need closure!
495
00:19:56,913 --> 00:20:02,917
♪♪
496
00:20:02,919 --> 00:20:04,252
[ all grunting ]
497
00:20:04,388 --> 00:20:06,320
It's a marble storm!
498
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:12,527
♪♪
499
00:20:12,662 --> 00:20:16,330
[ marbles clattering ]
500
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:18,933
[ noises quiet ]
501
00:20:19,069 --> 00:20:20,935
Those are some
pretty crazy winds.
502
00:20:21,071 --> 00:20:24,206
[ weakly ] very...
Mercurial.
503
00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:25,407
[ thud ]
504
00:20:25,541 --> 00:20:27,141
I know it's weird,
505
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:31,946
But I feel more relaxed
than I have in a long time,
506
00:20:32,082 --> 00:20:33,882
Like I got something
out of my system.
507
00:20:34,017 --> 00:20:37,419
This weekend was
just what I needed.
508
00:20:37,554 --> 00:20:39,221
Thanks, guys.
509
00:20:39,355 --> 00:20:44,426
I'm ready for this vacation
to be over so I can relax.
510
00:20:44,561 --> 00:20:47,161
And now
the only other issue...
511
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:50,698
I just worry they're not going
to believe us about the marbles.
512
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:52,234
It's not
the best alibi.
513
00:20:52,368 --> 00:20:54,035
In fact, it's not
an alibi at all.
514
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,438
It's really just
the murder weapon.
515
00:20:58,241 --> 00:21:00,375
Bye-bye! See you soon!
516
00:21:02,245 --> 00:21:04,279
♪♪
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