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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,896 --> 00:00:11,896 2 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:42,461 That's funny. That's appropriate, isn't it? 3 00:00:42,669 --> 00:00:44,671 How does that go? Let's see... 4 00:00:46,715 --> 00:00:49,927 ♪ The jingle bells are jingling ♪ 5 00:00:50,010 --> 00:00:53,388 ♪ The streets are white with snow ♪ 6 00:00:54,180 --> 00:00:57,309 ♪ The happy crowds are mingling ♪ 7 00:00:58,143 --> 00:01:01,062 ♪ But there's no one that I know ♪ 8 00:01:02,022 --> 00:01:04,650 ♪ I'm sure that you'll forgive me ♪ 9 00:01:05,317 --> 00:01:09,195 ♪ If I don't enthuse ♪ 10 00:01:09,989 --> 00:01:11,657 ♪ I've come down ♪ 11 00:01:11,740 --> 00:01:17,746 ♪ With those Christmas blues ♪ 12 00:01:18,538 --> 00:01:24,169 ♪ I've done my window shopping There's not a store that I missed ♪ 13 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:33,094 ♪ But what's the use of stopping? When there's no one on your list ♪ 14 00:01:34,763 --> 00:01:37,975 ♪ You'll know the way I'm feeling ♪ 15 00:01:38,684 --> 00:01:42,187 ♪ When you love and you lose ♪ 16 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:45,691 ♪ Then you'll have the Christmas blues ♪ 17 00:01:49,862 --> 00:01:53,740 ♪ When somebody wants you ♪ 18 00:01:53,824 --> 00:01:56,743 ♪ Somebody needs you ♪ 19 00:01:57,410 --> 00:02:03,458 ♪ Christmas is a joy of joys ♪ 20 00:02:05,126 --> 00:02:08,547 ♪ But friends, when you're lonely ♪ 21 00:02:09,631 --> 00:02:13,886 ♪ You'll find that it's only a thing ♪ 22 00:02:13,969 --> 00:02:18,974 ♪ For little girls and little boys ♪ 23 00:02:21,727 --> 00:02:24,104 ♪ May all your days be merry ♪ 24 00:02:24,855 --> 00:02:28,108 ♪ Your season full of cheer ♪ 25 00:02:29,651 --> 00:02:32,237 ♪ But 'til it's January ♪ 26 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:37,325 ♪ I'm going to go disappear ♪ 27 00:02:38,744 --> 00:02:44,041 ♪ Yeah, Santa may have brought you Stars for your shoes ♪ 28 00:02:44,666 --> 00:02:51,631 ♪ All Saint Nick brought me Was the Christmas blues ♪ 29 00:02:52,674 --> 00:02:56,678 ♪ Those brightly-packaged Tinsel-covered ♪ 30 00:02:57,345 --> 00:03:02,684 ♪ Christmas... ♪ 31 00:03:02,768 --> 00:03:06,396 ♪ Blues ♪ 32 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,118 - Merry Christmas. - I'm not here. 33 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,078 - Mr. Murray's suite. - I'm already dead. 34 00:03:21,161 --> 00:03:23,413 - Yes, of course. - The answer's no. 35 00:03:25,665 --> 00:03:27,709 - Who is it? - Your producers, Mr. Murray. 36 00:03:27,793 --> 00:03:30,963 They're outside. They've heard your beautiful voice, sir. 37 00:03:31,046 --> 00:03:34,007 - God hates me. - Forgive me, Mr. Murray. 38 00:03:34,215 --> 00:03:37,302 But God is your biggest fan. Number one fan. 39 00:03:37,385 --> 00:03:39,721 Truly a huge fan, Mr. Murray. 40 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,224 - You really think so? - Number one, sir. Number one. 41 00:03:43,308 --> 00:03:45,060 - Hey! - Hey! 42 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:47,146 Murray Christmas! 43 00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:48,438 - Get it? - Yeah... 44 00:03:48,521 --> 00:03:52,484 - Wow, you look festive. - I would lose those antlers. 45 00:03:53,819 --> 00:03:56,529 Has anyone shown up for this thing? 46 00:03:57,197 --> 00:03:59,240 - We're here. - Yeah, so that's one friend. 47 00:03:59,324 --> 00:04:01,201 - Paul's here. - Yeah, Paul's here. 48 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:03,328 I wouldn't miss this nutty gig for the world. 49 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:06,289 What are you worried about? Come on. Let's do the show. 50 00:04:06,372 --> 00:04:08,750 - Chop, chop. - There's no one moving in the whole city. 51 00:04:08,834 --> 00:04:11,003 The airports are closed. The trains are closed. 52 00:04:11,086 --> 00:04:14,255 The buses and bridges and tunnels are not working. 53 00:04:15,048 --> 00:04:19,552 A couple of saloons have closed. The entire city of New York is shut down. 54 00:04:20,345 --> 00:04:23,140 And you're expecting me to go downstairs and do a show? 55 00:04:23,348 --> 00:04:27,310 - Anything that's fun is always hard. - That's right. 56 00:04:27,519 --> 00:04:31,815 Oh, it's a miracle. You two are going to shut up for a second. 57 00:04:32,983 --> 00:04:35,027 - Please be George. - Please be George. 58 00:04:35,110 --> 00:04:36,695 - Hey. - Is it George Clooney? 59 00:04:36,778 --> 00:04:38,238 - Is it Clooney? - Is it Clooney? 60 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:40,657 - Is he on the phone? - Please, God, let it be Clooney. 61 00:04:40,740 --> 00:04:42,283 How did you get this number? 62 00:04:43,493 --> 00:04:47,372 Now, you'd better tell me because I'm going to find out. I am working. 63 00:04:49,041 --> 00:04:51,960 Don't ever do this again. Ever. You got it? 64 00:04:57,132 --> 00:04:59,885 - My sister. - Family is important. 65 00:05:00,093 --> 00:05:02,012 I need you to produce! 66 00:05:02,095 --> 00:05:03,471 - Okay. - Okay. 67 00:05:03,555 --> 00:05:06,599 - How do we cancel this? - Okay. I understand why you're frustrated. 68 00:05:06,683 --> 00:05:09,228 I would be frustrated, too. Maybe we shouldn't do it. 69 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:11,730 - Bev, should we cancel it? - Okay. You two, grow up. 70 00:05:11,813 --> 00:05:14,399 The satellite is bought and paid for and non-refundable. 71 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:16,776 - So we can't cancel. - You've got to try to cancel. 72 00:05:16,860 --> 00:05:19,445 - We placed all the ads, man. - Which is so exciting! 73 00:05:19,529 --> 00:05:23,242 - The network has been pro-mo'ing this. - They are very jazzed about it. 74 00:05:23,324 --> 00:05:26,786 And I don't want to tell you how personally on the hook you are for this. 75 00:05:26,870 --> 00:05:28,747 You do not want to get sued, Bill. 76 00:05:28,955 --> 00:05:31,541 You don't want to be personally on the hook. That is scary. 77 00:05:31,624 --> 00:05:33,126 So we've got some weather issues. 78 00:05:33,334 --> 00:05:36,046 Hold on, Bev. Bill might have a right. Maybe... 79 00:05:36,129 --> 00:05:40,175 Bill has a contractual right to do the best fucking Christmas show that he can. 80 00:05:40,259 --> 00:05:42,594 Let me guess. You're the bad cop. 81 00:05:42,677 --> 00:05:44,846 Yeah, I'm sorry. That was a little over the top. 82 00:05:44,930 --> 00:05:46,056 Hey. 83 00:05:47,432 --> 00:05:49,559 - Think of the troops. - Yeah. 84 00:05:49,642 --> 00:05:54,731 Right? And the kids in hospitals. And pets outside. 85 00:05:54,940 --> 00:05:56,233 I need my antlers! 86 00:05:56,316 --> 00:05:58,026 You always forget them. 87 00:05:58,110 --> 00:06:00,612 - Jackpot! Here we go. - Thanks, Paul. Come on. 88 00:06:01,238 --> 00:06:02,655 Here we go. Here we go. 89 00:06:04,032 --> 00:06:05,284 No, no, no, no. No elevator. 90 00:06:05,366 --> 00:06:08,745 The little guys in uniforms who run these things couldn't make it in today. 91 00:06:08,828 --> 00:06:12,207 Yeah, we're walking. A little exercise is not going to kill you. 92 00:06:12,874 --> 00:06:16,211 - Come on. - Goodness me. Dimitri, hold onto these. 93 00:06:16,295 --> 00:06:19,631 ♪ Oh, the weather outside is frightful ♪ 94 00:06:19,714 --> 00:06:22,884 ♪ But the fire is so delightful ♪ 95 00:06:23,093 --> 00:06:25,887 ♪ And since we've no place to go ♪ 96 00:06:26,096 --> 00:06:29,891 ♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪ 97 00:06:29,975 --> 00:06:32,144 ♪ Let it snow... ♪ 98 00:06:32,227 --> 00:06:36,148 This is your idea of a Christmas special? This is a national disgrace. 99 00:06:37,774 --> 00:06:41,402 Alright, stand down, Double D. He's just a Hollywood sleaze bag. 100 00:06:42,070 --> 00:06:45,365 I don't even know how to express my shame in this moment. 101 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:48,618 The Murricane skulking down the back stairs 102 00:06:48,701 --> 00:06:51,704 like some 25-dollar-an-hour Twin Cities hooker. 103 00:06:51,913 --> 00:06:57,043 Go away. I told you. I don't want a manager, especially you. 104 00:06:57,252 --> 00:06:59,545 Maybe not. But you definitely need one. 105 00:06:59,629 --> 00:07:05,760 Bill, Billy, this sad excuse for a Christmas special... No harm intended... 106 00:07:05,844 --> 00:07:07,095 Oh, none taken. 107 00:07:07,179 --> 00:07:09,848 Seems more like a Christ-mess, as in, what a mess! 108 00:07:12,309 --> 00:07:14,019 We have George Clooney. 109 00:07:14,853 --> 00:07:16,562 I rest my case. 110 00:07:16,646 --> 00:07:17,814 You saw Monuments Men? 111 00:07:18,023 --> 00:07:20,817 - I was in it. - Number what? Seven on the call sheet? 112 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:22,735 - You were so good in that. - You were great. 113 00:07:22,819 --> 00:07:23,862 You were very good. 114 00:07:24,070 --> 00:07:26,865 What I'm saying is we all love George, right? 115 00:07:26,948 --> 00:07:29,034 He and I are close. He's a citizen of the world. 116 00:07:29,117 --> 00:07:31,328 But we need size. We need edge. 117 00:07:31,536 --> 00:07:35,540 If security had come in today, I would be calling them right now. 118 00:07:35,748 --> 00:07:39,502 Look, just sign with me today, okay? I know you're a big fish. 119 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:42,463 But you're not going to snap my line, okay? I'm hanging on tight. 120 00:07:42,547 --> 00:07:44,424 Here's our Murricane special. 121 00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:47,093 Blimp shot down into Dallas Cowboys Stadium... 122 00:07:47,302 --> 00:07:49,054 - Done it. - Retractable roof opens. 123 00:07:49,137 --> 00:07:52,557 - 80,000 screaming fans. - Yeah. 124 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,517 What? You do it in post. 125 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:55,601 Camera zooms in. 126 00:07:55,685 --> 00:08:00,023 We see Miley Cyrus wearing a sexy red mini skirt, sitting on a white sleigh. 127 00:08:00,106 --> 00:08:01,733 - You run in... - Miley's in Tahoe. 128 00:08:02,901 --> 00:08:07,488 I know Miley. And that may or may not be true. 129 00:08:07,697 --> 00:08:09,866 Okay, you just have to go away. I'm sorry. 130 00:08:09,949 --> 00:08:14,162 Please just go as far away as your company will send you. 131 00:08:14,246 --> 00:08:17,040 Miss, could you check him, please? Thank you. 132 00:08:17,123 --> 00:08:19,667 I've heard that one. You better check yourself, Bill. 133 00:08:19,751 --> 00:08:22,379 You better run like a thief from this car wreck. 134 00:08:23,129 --> 00:08:24,714 Total disaster. 135 00:08:26,299 --> 00:08:28,093 Total disaster. 136 00:08:29,761 --> 00:08:30,762 Are you an actress? 137 00:08:36,101 --> 00:08:39,896 Tonight, Christmas Eve, from the legendary Hotel Carlyle in New York, 138 00:08:39,979 --> 00:08:42,148 Bill Murray and his celebrity friends gather... 139 00:08:42,357 --> 00:08:43,983 See, Bill? Easy peasy. 140 00:08:44,067 --> 00:08:49,281 We cut from you here live on stage, to your guests' pre-taped reaction shots. 141 00:08:49,364 --> 00:08:52,117 No one knows you aren't in the same room together. Boom, done. 142 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,827 - A Christmas miracle. - You've got to be kidding. 143 00:08:56,496 --> 00:09:00,083 This is from last year's Golden Globes. That's not going to match. 144 00:09:00,292 --> 00:09:03,378 Yeah, match it... What does it have to match? 145 00:09:03,462 --> 00:09:05,880 It's all just fantasy, right? 146 00:09:05,964 --> 00:09:09,468 I mean, we're the weavers of dreams. We're the makers of merry. 147 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:12,845 - This is all just an illusion. - Absolutely. It's all an illusion, Bill. 148 00:09:12,929 --> 00:09:15,890 That's Brad Pitt and Angelina. They're in Africa. 149 00:09:15,974 --> 00:09:17,434 And it's daytime in Africa. 150 00:09:17,517 --> 00:09:20,770 They're not in New York at Bemelmans. They're in Africa. 151 00:09:20,853 --> 00:09:22,522 Those are huts. 152 00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:23,731 Who sees a hut? 153 00:09:23,815 --> 00:09:27,110 Come on. Bill, calm down and trust us. 154 00:09:27,193 --> 00:09:30,155 Were you nominated for an Emmy for producing the SAG awards? 155 00:09:30,363 --> 00:09:31,823 - No. - Neither were we. 156 00:09:32,491 --> 00:09:35,576 So get up there and do the show. We go live in 90 seconds. 157 00:09:35,785 --> 00:09:40,206 Bill, I think it's a blessing that these people didn't show up. 158 00:09:40,290 --> 00:09:43,293 Because now it's your time, you know. 159 00:09:43,502 --> 00:09:46,587 The universe gives us many gifts. It's whether or not we receive them. 160 00:09:46,671 --> 00:09:49,757 - That's right. Receive the gift. - This job is always surprising me. 161 00:09:50,383 --> 00:09:53,386 - I'm so alone. - Okay, Bill... 162 00:09:53,470 --> 00:09:54,929 - You know... - We're with you... 163 00:09:55,013 --> 00:09:56,222 You know, you and I... 164 00:09:57,307 --> 00:09:59,017 we're not in the same business. 165 00:10:04,230 --> 00:10:05,773 Okay, there he goes. He's going. 166 00:10:05,857 --> 00:10:08,860 Bill, I don't want to pressure you, but one minute until air. 167 00:10:08,943 --> 00:10:11,696 Five cameras. I like our chances of someone getting it right. 168 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:15,033 60 seconds! He's going up. Let's get ready. Are you ready, Paul? 169 00:10:15,908 --> 00:10:17,910 - Ready! - Alright. 170 00:10:17,994 --> 00:10:21,039 - What are we doing? - Let's jingle those bells, buddy. 171 00:10:21,122 --> 00:10:23,666 We're going live in five seconds, everyone. 172 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:26,044 Is there a microphone or do we imagine that, too? 173 00:10:26,252 --> 00:10:28,338 - Use your stage voice. - Yeah. 174 00:10:28,421 --> 00:10:29,506 You're on stage. 175 00:10:29,714 --> 00:10:31,341 There we go. Look. 176 00:10:32,008 --> 00:10:35,554 - We've got one sound guy. - Swing the camera. The other way. 177 00:10:37,847 --> 00:10:39,474 You people are disgusting. 178 00:10:39,558 --> 00:10:41,684 - You're looking great up there. - Crushing it. 179 00:10:41,893 --> 00:10:44,521 We're going live on air. Stand by. 180 00:10:44,604 --> 00:10:46,856 Everyone set? We're live on TV in... 181 00:10:47,065 --> 00:10:53,654 eight, seven, six, five, four, three... 182 00:10:53,738 --> 00:10:55,490 Make it great. Two... Go, Bill! 183 00:10:59,869 --> 00:11:04,832 ♪ Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh ♪ 184 00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:08,836 ♪ Over fields we go Laughing all the way ♪ 185 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:09,921 ♪ Ha, ha, ha! ♪ 186 00:11:14,926 --> 00:11:17,637 This is a nightmare. I can't do this. I'm sorry, Ivan. 187 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:20,432 - I can't do this. - Cut the tape! 188 00:11:20,515 --> 00:11:25,186 I'm sorry. I'm supposed to be laughing. I want to weep, okay? 189 00:11:25,395 --> 00:11:27,564 Go to commercial. 190 00:11:27,647 --> 00:11:30,400 I am weeping. I am weeping. 191 00:11:30,483 --> 00:11:33,736 I've never wept on a stage. This is a first. 192 00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:36,030 I just can't do this. I'm sorry. 193 00:11:36,114 --> 00:11:40,034 We've got to... I don't know. Show an old football game or something. 194 00:11:40,118 --> 00:11:41,744 I just can't do this. 195 00:11:42,412 --> 00:11:43,746 Total disaster. 196 00:11:44,539 --> 00:11:47,500 I've got to run. I've got to hide. 197 00:11:47,584 --> 00:11:50,836 Oh, it's freezing out there. Oh, God... 198 00:11:51,045 --> 00:11:52,547 Oh, it's cold! 199 00:11:55,258 --> 00:11:57,009 I should have quit right then and there. 200 00:11:57,093 --> 00:11:59,471 I should have stopped right then and there. 201 00:11:59,554 --> 00:12:01,973 I'd give anything for a guest. 202 00:12:02,181 --> 00:12:04,684 Any kind of medium, half-talented fool. 203 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,561 Whoa! Wait a minute. 204 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:09,481 - Bill Murray! - Chris Rock! 205 00:12:09,564 --> 00:12:12,358 Chris! Chris! 206 00:12:12,442 --> 00:12:15,612 Bill, what are you doing here in the biggest blizzard in the world, man? 207 00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:17,822 - Don't leave. Don't leave. - I'm not... 208 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:20,241 Don't leave. Stay, Chris. Stay. 209 00:12:20,325 --> 00:12:22,910 Go around. You can't go that way. 210 00:12:22,994 --> 00:12:26,456 - Counter-clockwise. Counter-clockwise. - Counter-clockwise! 211 00:12:26,539 --> 00:12:27,957 The other way. 212 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:33,505 - Counter-clockwise. You are such a pro! - It's a pleasure. 213 00:12:33,588 --> 00:12:37,049 Counter-clockwise. Chris! 214 00:12:38,259 --> 00:12:39,678 What's up, man? 215 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,220 How did you get uptown? 216 00:12:41,304 --> 00:12:43,431 - Subway. - They shut down the subway. 217 00:12:43,515 --> 00:12:46,726 They are. They are. I had to walk on the rails, man. 218 00:12:47,393 --> 00:12:50,938 - Sit down with me, buddy. - I'm sitting down, man. 219 00:12:51,022 --> 00:12:52,815 What's going on? What's all this stuff? 220 00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:55,109 Well, I'm supposed to be doing a live TV show. 221 00:12:55,193 --> 00:12:56,736 - Okay. - Live Christmas special. 222 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,321 - Are you in it? - It just started. 223 00:12:58,404 --> 00:13:00,823 - I'm the only one. - Oh, man. 224 00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:04,744 You're doing a live special in the middle of the biggest blizzard of the year. 225 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:07,288 That is so you, Bill. That is so you. 226 00:13:07,497 --> 00:13:08,914 - But now you're here. - Yeah. 227 00:13:08,998 --> 00:13:10,833 - And it's us. - No! 228 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:12,585 - Yeah! - No! 229 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:16,756 - Dust off the pipes a little bit. Sing a... - I don't sing, Bill. 230 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,258 - You sing. You're a rapper. - I don't rap. 231 00:13:19,467 --> 00:13:21,302 Do you know me? 232 00:13:21,386 --> 00:13:22,637 Some... 233 00:13:23,555 --> 00:13:25,598 You can do it, Chris. You've got to help me. 234 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,933 You can be the guy that saved Christmas. 235 00:13:28,017 --> 00:13:30,144 I don't want to... I can save your Christmas. 236 00:13:30,228 --> 00:13:33,314 But what about mine? I've got to get out of here. I've got stuff to do. 237 00:13:33,398 --> 00:13:34,982 I've got to get home and build stuff. 238 00:13:35,066 --> 00:13:37,193 I've got to build a Malibu Barbie Beach House. 239 00:13:37,402 --> 00:13:39,654 - You can't leave. You're trapped here. - Bill. 240 00:13:39,738 --> 00:13:41,280 - No way you get out of here. - Bill. 241 00:13:41,364 --> 00:13:44,450 Now, look. All you've got to do is come in, sing a couple of songs. 242 00:13:44,534 --> 00:13:47,704 Dance a little bit, you know. We'll put you in some cool clothes. 243 00:13:47,787 --> 00:13:52,166 And I swear on my life I will get you on the first snowmobile in the morning. 244 00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:53,918 Bill, I barely know you, okay? 245 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,712 - I just met you... - This is our chance! 246 00:13:55,795 --> 00:13:58,172 - Where's your boys? - Let's hang! We've got to hang! 247 00:13:58,256 --> 00:14:03,052 Where's George Clooney? Matt Damon or John Goodman? Your boys! 248 00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:04,345 Why am I here? 249 00:14:04,554 --> 00:14:07,515 Maybe you should postpone this. Do it a little later. 250 00:14:07,599 --> 00:14:09,308 Is there any way? 251 00:14:09,392 --> 00:14:10,602 No. 252 00:14:10,685 --> 00:14:11,852 I've got to go, Bill. 253 00:14:11,936 --> 00:14:17,400 There is no fucking way I am doing a live television special. 254 00:14:17,483 --> 00:14:18,693 No way. 255 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,361 I think I'm hearing you. 256 00:14:21,446 --> 00:14:23,155 Look who's here, everybody! 257 00:14:30,079 --> 00:14:34,709 ♪ Said the night wind to the little lamb ♪ 258 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:40,965 - ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪ - ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪ 259 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:44,719 ♪ Way up in the sky, little lamb ♪ 260 00:14:46,178 --> 00:14:50,933 - ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪ - ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪ 261 00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:55,688 ♪ A star, a star, dancing in the night ♪ 262 00:14:55,772 --> 00:15:00,318 ♪ With a tail as big as a kite ♪ 263 00:15:00,526 --> 00:15:05,824 ♪ With a tail as big as a kite ♪ 264 00:15:08,326 --> 00:15:12,246 ♪ Said the little lamb To the shepherd boy ♪ 265 00:15:12,455 --> 00:15:14,290 ♪ Shepherd boy ♪ 266 00:15:14,499 --> 00:15:19,044 - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪ - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪ 267 00:15:19,128 --> 00:15:22,674 ♪ Ringing through the sky, shepherd boy ♪ 268 00:15:22,757 --> 00:15:24,342 ♪ Shepherd boy ♪ 269 00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:29,138 - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪ - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪ 270 00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:33,934 ♪ A song, a song, high above the trees ♪ 271 00:15:34,018 --> 00:15:38,230 ♪ With a voice as big as the sea ♪ 272 00:15:38,898 --> 00:15:44,278 ♪ With a voice as big as the sea ♪ 273 00:15:49,325 --> 00:15:53,245 ♪ Said the shepherd boy To the mighty king ♪ 274 00:15:53,329 --> 00:15:55,039 ♪ Mighty king ♪ 275 00:15:55,122 --> 00:16:00,127 - ♪ Do you know what I know? ♪ - ♪ Do you know what I know? ♪ 276 00:16:00,211 --> 00:16:03,548 ♪ In your palace warm, mighty king ♪ 277 00:16:03,631 --> 00:16:05,049 ♪ Mighty king ♪ 278 00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:09,970 - ♪ Do you know what I know? ♪ - ♪ Do you know what I know? ♪ 279 00:16:10,054 --> 00:16:15,142 ♪ A child, a child shivers in the cold ♪ 280 00:16:15,226 --> 00:16:19,814 ♪ Let us bring Him silver and gold ♪ 281 00:16:19,898 --> 00:16:25,194 ♪ Let us bring Him silver and gold ♪ 282 00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:28,030 Together. 283 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:33,745 ♪ Said the king to the people everywhere ♪ 284 00:16:33,828 --> 00:16:38,833 ♪ Listen to what I say Listen to what I say ♪ 285 00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:43,880 - ♪ Pray for peace, people everywhere! ♪ - ♪ Everywhere! ♪ 286 00:16:43,963 --> 00:16:49,051 ♪ Listen to what I say Listen to what I say... ♪ 287 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:50,595 Hold it. Wait a second. 288 00:16:51,763 --> 00:16:53,305 Is that us? 289 00:16:53,389 --> 00:16:55,307 - Chris? - Who cut the power? 290 00:16:55,391 --> 00:16:57,435 - Are we still... - Go to tape. 291 00:16:57,518 --> 00:16:58,519 Chris? 292 00:16:58,603 --> 00:17:02,064 ♪ With a voice as big as the sea ♪ 293 00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:05,025 Chris? 294 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,194 Rocky? 295 00:17:07,278 --> 00:17:08,738 Don't try to step off of this. 296 00:17:10,698 --> 00:17:11,699 Where's Chris? 297 00:17:11,908 --> 00:17:14,702 He's gone. And so are we. 298 00:17:14,786 --> 00:17:18,122 Oh, my God. It's out on the entire Eastern seaboard. 299 00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:21,041 Pack it up, kids. We're out of here. 300 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:24,462 Amazing. This is good news. Force majeure. 301 00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:27,339 Your contract was voided. You know what this means? 302 00:17:27,423 --> 00:17:29,968 You're off the hook. Insurance will cover all of this. 303 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:33,053 Yeah. It's been a living hell. 304 00:17:33,137 --> 00:17:34,472 See you on the next one, Bill. 305 00:17:36,432 --> 00:17:38,058 Not if there's a God above. 306 00:17:43,314 --> 00:17:44,649 Well, thank you... 307 00:17:46,776 --> 00:17:49,695 Thank you, everyone. Have a merry Christmas. 308 00:17:50,905 --> 00:17:51,864 Okay. 309 00:17:59,664 --> 00:18:01,123 - Bill. - Paul. 310 00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:03,125 - Yeah? - Where are we going? 311 00:18:03,793 --> 00:18:06,504 - You haven't quit drinking yet, have you? - Should I? 312 00:18:08,006 --> 00:18:09,381 Good man. 313 00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:22,520 Chris and I sounded pretty good there for a minute or two. 314 00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:24,814 I was moved. 315 00:18:25,815 --> 00:18:28,067 Well, I thought it was beautiful. 316 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,276 Ah, thank you. 317 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:33,072 The heat's off in here, fellas. This will help keep you warm. 318 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:38,995 Well, you, or this, is the nicest thing that's happened to me all day. To you... 319 00:18:40,621 --> 00:18:44,249 It's Christmas Eve. It's my favorite night of the year. 320 00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:49,380 The power is out. The storm is raging outside. 321 00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:51,465 We're in here all cozy. 322 00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:53,718 For now. 323 00:18:54,385 --> 00:18:55,594 For now. 324 00:18:56,387 --> 00:19:00,892 Have another sip. Warm up, hon. 'Cause, baby, it's cold outside. 325 00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:03,728 Can't you stick around? 326 00:19:04,812 --> 00:19:07,356 ♪ I really can't stay ♪ 327 00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:10,192 ♪ Baby, it's cold outside ♪ 328 00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:12,862 ♪ I've got to go away ♪ 329 00:19:13,071 --> 00:19:15,406 I'm not kidding. It's really cold out. 330 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:21,954 ♪ This evening has been so very nice ♪ 331 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:26,417 ♪ Been hoping that you'd drop in ♪ 332 00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:29,253 ♪ My mother will start to worry ♪ 333 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,672 Your hands are like ice. Let me do this to you. 334 00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:34,592 ♪ And father will be pacing the floor ♪ 335 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,677 ♪ Listen to that fireplace roar ♪ 336 00:19:36,761 --> 00:19:39,889 ♪ So really I'd better scurry ♪ 337 00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:42,141 ♪ You're too darn pretty to worry ♪ 338 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:45,061 ♪ Well, maybe just a half a drink more ♪ 339 00:19:45,144 --> 00:19:47,312 Okay, you flip the records while I pour. 340 00:19:47,396 --> 00:19:49,607 ♪ The neighbors might think... ♪ 341 00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:52,110 Baby, it's really bad out there. 342 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,653 ♪ Ooh, what's in this drink? ♪ 343 00:19:54,737 --> 00:19:57,698 You couldn't get a cab if your life depended on it. 344 00:19:57,782 --> 00:20:00,659 ♪ I wish I knew how ♪ 345 00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:03,537 ♪ To break this spell ♪ 346 00:20:03,746 --> 00:20:06,958 This is so corny, but your eyes look like starlight right now. 347 00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:10,461 ♪ I ought to say no, no, no, sir ♪ 348 00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:13,464 ♪ I'm going to move in much closer ♪ 349 00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:16,300 ♪ At least I'm going to say that I tried ♪ 350 00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:18,218 Duly noted, you have tried. 351 00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:20,096 ♪ I really can't stay ♪ 352 00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:22,389 Oh, baby, don't hold out on me, please. 353 00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:28,187 ♪ Ah, but it's cold outside ♪ 354 00:20:28,854 --> 00:20:31,356 Here, look at these hands of yours. This is ridiculous. 355 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,900 Here, put them right under here. 356 00:20:32,984 --> 00:20:35,694 This is the second warmest spot on the human body. 357 00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:37,155 This is an old native trick. 358 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:40,616 This can keep your fingers from freezing, turning black and falling off. 359 00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:43,119 I'd hate it if you could never wear gloves again. 360 00:20:43,202 --> 00:20:45,579 I don't think I could forgive myself. 361 00:20:45,663 --> 00:20:48,166 Here. Where's... Give me the other one. 362 00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:52,544 ♪ There's bound to be talk tomorrow ♪ 363 00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:54,964 ♪ Think of my life-long sorrow ♪ 364 00:20:55,173 --> 00:20:57,800 ♪ At least there will be plenty implied ♪ 365 00:20:58,009 --> 00:20:59,802 You get pneumonia and die, it'd be my fault. 366 00:21:00,011 --> 00:21:02,304 ♪ I really can't stay ♪ 367 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,556 You've just got to trust me on this. 368 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:08,268 ♪ Ah, but it's cold ♪ 369 00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:13,357 ♪ Outside ♪ 370 00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:22,491 Wow. You are so wasted on the hospitality industry. 371 00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:28,206 Oh, the chefs! I've got to go. 372 00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:31,250 - Oh, let me help. Paul, watch the piano. - Alright. 373 00:21:32,877 --> 00:21:35,254 The refrigerators are down. 374 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,840 The chefs are freaking out. 375 00:21:40,009 --> 00:21:41,677 Hey, are you guys okay? 376 00:21:43,221 --> 00:21:44,680 She's dying. 377 00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:46,598 You mean she's melting. 378 00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:49,060 I mean dying. 379 00:21:49,143 --> 00:21:51,103 It's a catastrophe! 380 00:21:51,187 --> 00:21:52,479 It's a disaster! 381 00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:56,067 It's not a disaster, it's a celebration! 382 00:21:56,734 --> 00:21:59,319 Tonight will go down as the greatest night 383 00:21:59,403 --> 00:22:02,406 in the history of the Carlyle Hotel. 384 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:05,492 Your beautiful food will not die. 385 00:22:05,576 --> 00:22:07,161 It will live forever. 386 00:22:07,245 --> 00:22:09,205 Because we will consume all of it! 387 00:22:09,872 --> 00:22:12,583 Now, quickly, form a human chain. 388 00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:15,335 Pass all the food. Up to the bar. 389 00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:19,757 All women, grab lobsters and vegetables. 390 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,676 Men, any meat that's hanging. 391 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,220 Someone get ice cream. 392 00:22:37,566 --> 00:22:41,070 You look like you'd like to have your photograph taken with me. 393 00:22:41,737 --> 00:22:42,738 What? 394 00:22:42,821 --> 00:22:46,117 I notice that seems to really cheer people up a lot when they do that. 395 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,826 They get big smiles. 396 00:22:47,910 --> 00:22:50,579 I don't think that's really going to do the trick right now. 397 00:22:51,247 --> 00:22:55,042 I saw a cake. It looked a lot like a wedding cake. 398 00:22:55,126 --> 00:22:56,543 A lot... 399 00:22:56,627 --> 00:22:57,795 Is that yours? 400 00:22:58,462 --> 00:23:00,339 It was supposed to be. 401 00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:02,466 But now... no wedding. 402 00:23:03,134 --> 00:23:07,763 Because none of our family or friends or guests could make it in. 403 00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:09,723 So it's ruined. 404 00:23:11,142 --> 00:23:12,893 Well, you're preaching to the choir. 405 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,271 We had to cancel everything. 406 00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:19,984 Our dream Bahamas honeymoon, everything. 407 00:23:20,818 --> 00:23:25,697 And then we're trapped in here, so sad and angry 408 00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:27,241 and things just have gotten... 409 00:23:29,285 --> 00:23:33,664 Elliot, my fiancé, and I just started fighting. 410 00:23:34,332 --> 00:23:35,666 Yeah, I bet. 411 00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:40,712 So Elliot caused the blizzard. That bastard. 412 00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:44,633 He ruined my TV special. Where is he? 413 00:23:45,301 --> 00:23:46,969 I think he's in the bar. 414 00:23:47,052 --> 00:23:48,846 Well, he's a little smart. 415 00:23:48,929 --> 00:23:50,139 Want to come in? 416 00:23:50,806 --> 00:23:52,516 They're giving away lobster. 417 00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:59,064 You know, I have a theory about getting married. 418 00:23:59,148 --> 00:24:03,652 And when I fall in love, I have vowed to practice it. 419 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:05,821 Would you like to hear it? 420 00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:08,448 Not really. 421 00:24:09,116 --> 00:24:10,951 - Cool... - Thanks. 422 00:24:11,035 --> 00:24:14,372 Alright, well, if you get hungry or thirsty... 423 00:24:20,752 --> 00:24:23,297 Oh, this is an improvement. This is much better. 424 00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:25,383 Much, much better. 425 00:24:26,050 --> 00:24:27,801 Something is missing, though. 426 00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:31,930 We've got food. We've got booze. We've got attractive people. 427 00:24:33,224 --> 00:24:35,976 - We need music. Christmas music. - Oh, music. 428 00:24:36,185 --> 00:24:38,062 We need someone to sing a Christmas carol. 429 00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:41,106 We need a volunteer and that person is going to be you, Dimitri. 430 00:24:41,315 --> 00:24:43,150 Come on, you Macedonian madman. 431 00:24:43,234 --> 00:24:45,819 No, Mr. Murray, please. No, no, no. I can't. 432 00:24:46,028 --> 00:24:47,738 You've got to dig deep in your history. 433 00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:51,116 You've got to go deep, to your childhood, your infancy, if necessary, 434 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,910 and just bring us a Christmas carol. 435 00:24:52,993 --> 00:24:54,745 A one, two... 436 00:24:54,953 --> 00:24:58,665 ♪ On the first day of Christmas my... ♪ 437 00:24:58,874 --> 00:25:02,127 You're not a singer. And we don't have time to find out if you're a dancer. 438 00:25:02,211 --> 00:25:04,880 Let's try this fellow. Scooter, give us something. 439 00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:06,506 I know you know something. Come on. 440 00:25:18,727 --> 00:25:20,479 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. 441 00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:24,400 You guys... are both not working out right. 442 00:25:24,608 --> 00:25:27,819 Come on, my little brandy angel. You've got... Look at you. 443 00:25:27,903 --> 00:25:29,571 I can... Something... 444 00:25:29,654 --> 00:25:34,368 ♪ Good King Wenceslas looked out On the feast of Stephen ♪ 445 00:25:34,452 --> 00:25:39,164 ♪ When the snow lay round about Cool and crisp and even ♪ 446 00:25:39,373 --> 00:25:41,292 I could watch you sing that all night long. 447 00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:43,961 But no one knows the second verse, am I right? No one? 448 00:25:44,044 --> 00:25:46,004 - You're done with it, right? - Yeah. 449 00:25:46,088 --> 00:25:48,132 Sorry. Okay... 450 00:25:48,215 --> 00:25:50,884 I'm going to you guys. You're going to be my Hail Mary. 451 00:25:50,968 --> 00:25:54,472 How about you fellas play something that nobody knows. 452 00:25:57,682 --> 00:25:58,850 A pleasure. Key of "D"? 453 00:25:58,934 --> 00:26:00,811 Sure, yes. 454 00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:12,364 ♪ When you find for some sad reason ♪ 455 00:26:13,031 --> 00:26:17,369 ♪ You're alone this Christmas season ♪ 456 00:26:17,453 --> 00:26:21,039 ♪ And the joys of home grow dimmer ♪ 457 00:26:21,123 --> 00:26:24,668 ♪ Just like a memory's distant glimmer ♪ 458 00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:26,211 Mr. Sandman, I need help. 459 00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:29,381 ♪ When your love and you are parted ♪ 460 00:26:29,465 --> 00:26:34,636 Can you get in here? Just hit it. Just you. Just... Just... Do it. 461 00:26:34,845 --> 00:26:37,889 ♪ It's sad, I say, when you're away ♪ 462 00:26:37,973 --> 00:26:38,974 You're a natural. 463 00:26:39,057 --> 00:26:42,060 ♪ From love on Christmas Day ♪ 464 00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:46,273 ♪ Why the sadness? ♪ 465 00:26:46,357 --> 00:26:47,774 ♪ You got to move on ♪ 466 00:26:47,858 --> 00:26:50,361 ♪ When there should be gladness ♪ 467 00:26:50,444 --> 00:26:51,820 ♪ Keep moving on ♪ 468 00:26:51,903 --> 00:26:56,700 ♪ All you can do is keep moving on ♪ 469 00:26:59,995 --> 00:27:02,206 ♪ Time is mending ♪ 470 00:27:02,414 --> 00:27:03,790 ♪ You've got to move on ♪ 471 00:27:03,874 --> 00:27:06,418 ♪ Pain, too, has its ending ♪ 472 00:27:06,502 --> 00:27:08,462 ♪ Keep moving on ♪ 473 00:27:08,546 --> 00:27:13,342 ♪ Know in your heart It soon will be gone ♪ 474 00:27:18,930 --> 00:27:22,851 ♪ Whether cruising the lonely highway ♪ 475 00:27:22,934 --> 00:27:27,147 ♪ Or jetting miles high Through some skyway ♪ 476 00:27:27,231 --> 00:27:30,859 ♪ When you've reached your destination ♪ 477 00:27:30,942 --> 00:27:35,239 ♪ Awaiting baggage from the station ♪ 478 00:27:35,447 --> 00:27:39,201 ♪ When you see some happy greeters ♪ 479 00:27:39,284 --> 00:27:43,872 ♪ It can make your bitter sweeter ♪ 480 00:27:43,955 --> 00:27:47,876 ♪ But still for real, it's sad to feel ♪ 481 00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:51,255 ♪ Alone on Christmas Day ♪ 482 00:27:52,423 --> 00:27:55,133 ♪ Why the sadness? ♪ 483 00:27:55,217 --> 00:27:56,510 ♪ You got to move on ♪ 484 00:27:56,594 --> 00:27:59,304 ♪ When there should be gladness ♪ 485 00:27:59,388 --> 00:28:00,680 ♪ Keep moving on ♪ 486 00:28:00,764 --> 00:28:06,061 ♪ All you can do is keep moving on ♪ 487 00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:11,024 ♪ Time is mending ♪ 488 00:28:11,108 --> 00:28:12,943 ♪ You've got to move on ♪ 489 00:28:13,026 --> 00:28:15,153 ♪ Pain, too, has its ending ♪ 490 00:28:15,362 --> 00:28:17,114 ♪ Keep moving on ♪ 491 00:28:17,197 --> 00:28:22,286 ♪ Know in your heart It soon will be gone ♪ 492 00:28:43,098 --> 00:28:46,226 And you guys can cook, too. Wow, you're going to be a real catch. 493 00:28:51,690 --> 00:28:52,941 You're Elliot. 494 00:28:53,150 --> 00:28:56,403 - How'd you know that? - I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present. 495 00:28:56,487 --> 00:28:57,696 I'm here to warn you. 496 00:28:57,904 --> 00:28:59,781 Sorry, sir, but I'm not in the mood. 497 00:28:59,864 --> 00:29:00,907 For love. 498 00:29:01,116 --> 00:29:06,705 The question is, are you in the mood for a lifetime of regret and loneliness? 499 00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:08,081 Please go away. 500 00:29:08,290 --> 00:29:12,043 I can't. I'm a ghost. I've got to keep haunting and haunting and haunting. 501 00:29:13,378 --> 00:29:15,547 There's a lovely girl in the lobby, crying. 502 00:29:15,631 --> 00:29:17,675 And not over her dead wedding cake. 503 00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:19,801 - See you in a minute. - Wait... 504 00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:24,764 Peaches, love's got an up button and a down button 505 00:29:24,848 --> 00:29:27,058 and you decide which one to push. 506 00:29:27,142 --> 00:29:28,185 What? 507 00:29:28,268 --> 00:29:29,936 You ever try a "soiled kimono"? 508 00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:31,730 - No. I... - Just drink it. 509 00:29:33,691 --> 00:29:35,734 That's it. There you go. 510 00:29:36,485 --> 00:29:37,528 And listen. 511 00:29:44,075 --> 00:29:45,118 Hey, Paul. 512 00:29:57,214 --> 00:29:58,423 ♪ Christmas ♪ 513 00:29:58,632 --> 00:30:01,301 ♪ The snow's coming down ♪ 514 00:30:01,385 --> 00:30:02,553 ♪ Christmas ♪ 515 00:30:02,636 --> 00:30:05,222 ♪ I'm watching it fall ♪ 516 00:30:05,305 --> 00:30:06,473 ♪ Christmas ♪ 517 00:30:06,557 --> 00:30:09,142 ♪ Lots of people around ♪ 518 00:30:09,226 --> 00:30:10,394 ♪ Christmas ♪ 519 00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:13,522 ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ 520 00:30:13,731 --> 00:30:14,773 ♪ Christmas ♪ 521 00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:17,150 ♪ The church bells in town ♪ 522 00:30:17,234 --> 00:30:18,360 ♪ Christmas ♪ 523 00:30:18,443 --> 00:30:21,154 ♪ Are ringing in song ♪ 524 00:30:21,238 --> 00:30:22,447 ♪ Christmas ♪ 525 00:30:22,531 --> 00:30:24,991 ♪ What a happy sound ♪ 526 00:30:25,075 --> 00:30:26,117 ♪ Christmas ♪ 527 00:30:26,326 --> 00:30:29,621 ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ 528 00:30:29,705 --> 00:30:33,792 ♪ They're singing "Deck the Halls" ♪ 529 00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:37,588 ♪ But it's not like Christmas at all ♪ 530 00:30:37,671 --> 00:30:41,091 ♪ 'Cause I remember when you were here ♪ 531 00:30:41,299 --> 00:30:44,844 ♪ And all the fun we had last year ♪ 532 00:30:44,928 --> 00:30:46,430 ♪ Christmas ♪ 533 00:30:46,513 --> 00:30:48,973 ♪ Pretty lights on the tree ♪ 534 00:30:49,057 --> 00:30:50,100 ♪ Christmas ♪ 535 00:30:50,308 --> 00:30:52,852 ♪ I'm watching them shine ♪ 536 00:30:52,936 --> 00:30:54,396 ♪ Christmas ♪ 537 00:30:54,479 --> 00:30:56,898 ♪ You should be here with me ♪ 538 00:30:56,981 --> 00:30:58,442 ♪ Christmas ♪ 539 00:30:58,525 --> 00:31:01,194 ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ 540 00:31:01,403 --> 00:31:05,657 ♪ They're singing "Deck the Halls" ♪ 541 00:31:05,741 --> 00:31:09,453 ♪ But it's not like Christmas at all ♪ 542 00:31:09,536 --> 00:31:13,373 ♪ 'Cause I remember when you were here ♪ 543 00:31:13,457 --> 00:31:17,168 ♪ And all the fun we had last year ♪ 544 00:31:17,252 --> 00:31:18,545 ♪ Christmas ♪ 545 00:31:18,629 --> 00:31:21,047 ♪ If there was a way ♪ 546 00:31:21,256 --> 00:31:22,340 ♪ Christmas ♪ 547 00:31:22,424 --> 00:31:25,009 ♪ I'd hold back these tears ♪ 548 00:31:25,218 --> 00:31:26,428 ♪ Christmas ♪ 549 00:31:26,511 --> 00:31:29,139 ♪ But it's Christmas Day ♪ 550 00:31:29,222 --> 00:31:30,056 ♪ Please ♪ 551 00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:31,349 ♪ Please ♪ 552 00:31:31,433 --> 00:31:32,309 ♪ Please ♪ 553 00:31:32,392 --> 00:31:33,268 ♪ Please ♪ 554 00:31:33,477 --> 00:31:37,606 ♪ Please, please, please, please ♪ 555 00:31:37,689 --> 00:31:42,444 ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ 556 00:31:42,527 --> 00:31:45,489 ♪ Oh ♪ 557 00:31:45,572 --> 00:31:49,409 ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ 558 00:31:49,493 --> 00:31:53,831 ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ 559 00:31:53,913 --> 00:31:58,251 ♪ Oh ♪ 560 00:31:58,335 --> 00:32:02,798 ♪ Whoo ♪ 561 00:32:02,881 --> 00:32:06,092 ♪ Oh ♪ 562 00:32:06,176 --> 00:32:09,638 ♪ Please come home ♪ 563 00:32:09,721 --> 00:32:12,015 ♪ Baby, please come ♪ 564 00:32:12,223 --> 00:32:15,894 ♪ Hey ♪ 565 00:32:17,061 --> 00:32:21,316 ♪ Oh ♪ 566 00:32:21,399 --> 00:32:25,195 ♪ Hey ♪ 567 00:32:26,530 --> 00:32:28,740 Yeah! 568 00:32:40,043 --> 00:32:41,712 Does anyone want a piece of cake? 569 00:32:44,214 --> 00:32:45,716 I think she means you. 570 00:33:02,566 --> 00:33:04,693 Okay, now tell me your theory of love. 571 00:33:05,985 --> 00:33:08,154 Well, it's really more of a philosophy. 572 00:33:09,030 --> 00:33:10,073 Whatever. 573 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:16,120 Try to remember the specific moment... 574 00:33:18,248 --> 00:33:23,545 the exact second when you knew that you were really in love. 575 00:33:25,046 --> 00:33:27,632 Not a time or a date or a trip. 576 00:33:28,216 --> 00:33:34,097 But the instant that you knew for sure 577 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:35,473 you were in love. 578 00:33:40,270 --> 00:33:41,312 And then what? 579 00:33:42,522 --> 00:33:43,899 And then sing about it. 580 00:33:44,649 --> 00:33:45,692 To you? 581 00:33:46,902 --> 00:33:47,945 To each other. 582 00:33:51,615 --> 00:33:53,032 But I'll probably listen. 583 00:34:00,624 --> 00:34:04,002 ♪ It was late last night ♪ 584 00:34:04,795 --> 00:34:08,548 ♪ I was feeling something wasn't right ♪ 585 00:34:09,215 --> 00:34:13,303 ♪ There was not another soul in sight ♪ 586 00:34:13,386 --> 00:34:17,348 ♪ Only you, only you ♪ 587 00:34:17,432 --> 00:34:22,020 ♪ So I walked along ♪ 588 00:34:22,103 --> 00:34:26,316 ♪ Though I knew That there was something wrong ♪ 589 00:34:26,399 --> 00:34:30,236 ♪ 'Cause the feeling I had Was so strong ♪ 590 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:34,783 ♪ About you ♪ 591 00:34:34,866 --> 00:34:38,286 ♪ Then you gazed up at me ♪ 592 00:34:39,162 --> 00:34:42,540 ♪ And the answer was plain to see ♪ 593 00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:47,420 ♪ 'Cause I saw the light ♪ 594 00:34:47,504 --> 00:34:51,299 ♪ In your eyes ♪ 595 00:34:51,508 --> 00:34:55,470 ♪ In your eyes ♪ 596 00:34:56,095 --> 00:34:59,599 ♪ Though we had our fling ♪ 597 00:35:00,642 --> 00:35:03,728 ♪ I just never would suspect a thing ♪ 598 00:35:04,604 --> 00:35:07,816 ♪ Until that little bell began to ring ♪ 599 00:35:08,483 --> 00:35:12,445 ♪ In my head, in my head ♪ 600 00:35:13,071 --> 00:35:16,700 ♪ But I tried to run ♪ 601 00:35:17,367 --> 00:35:21,579 ♪ Though I knew it wouldn't help me none ♪ 602 00:35:21,663 --> 00:35:25,500 ♪ 'Cause I couldn't ever love no one ♪ 603 00:35:25,583 --> 00:35:29,838 ♪ So I said ♪ 604 00:35:30,047 --> 00:35:33,550 ♪ 'Cause my feelings for you ♪ 605 00:35:34,425 --> 00:35:38,179 ♪ Were just something I never knew ♪ 606 00:35:38,388 --> 00:35:39,931 ♪ 'Til I saw ♪ 607 00:35:41,016 --> 00:35:42,433 ♪ The light ♪ 608 00:35:42,517 --> 00:35:46,980 ♪ In your eyes ♪ 609 00:35:47,064 --> 00:35:50,525 ♪ In your eyes ♪ 610 00:35:54,654 --> 00:35:56,698 ♪ Do-do-be-do ♪ 611 00:35:59,076 --> 00:36:01,327 ♪ Do-do-do-do ♪ 612 00:36:08,043 --> 00:36:12,505 ♪ But I love you best ♪ 613 00:36:12,589 --> 00:36:16,134 ♪ It's not something that I say in jest ♪ 614 00:36:16,885 --> 00:36:20,889 ♪ 'Cause you're different, girl From all the rest ♪ 615 00:36:20,972 --> 00:36:25,393 ♪ In my eyes ♪ 616 00:36:25,476 --> 00:36:29,147 ♪ And I ran out before ♪ 617 00:36:29,773 --> 00:36:33,234 ♪ But I won't do it anymore ♪ 618 00:36:33,944 --> 00:36:37,822 ♪ Can't you see the light ♪ 619 00:36:37,906 --> 00:36:42,368 ♪ In my eyes ♪ 620 00:36:42,452 --> 00:36:46,539 ♪ In my eyes ♪ 621 00:36:46,748 --> 00:36:49,000 ♪ In my ♪ 622 00:36:49,084 --> 00:36:55,090 ♪ Eyes ♪ 623 00:37:02,180 --> 00:37:03,598 Will you marry me? 624 00:37:03,681 --> 00:37:04,724 Yes. 625 00:37:05,767 --> 00:37:08,770 By the power invested in me by the Writers Guild of America, 626 00:37:08,853 --> 00:37:11,439 the Screen Actors Guild and the Directors Guild... 627 00:37:12,273 --> 00:37:14,859 I'm also on the wait list to the Teamsters Union... 628 00:37:15,443 --> 00:37:19,948 I now pronounce you two officially reengaged. 629 00:37:28,832 --> 00:37:31,626 It's 12:01. Merry Christmas, everybody. 630 00:37:31,709 --> 00:37:32,752 Merry Christmas. 631 00:37:32,961 --> 00:37:36,131 - Merry Christmas. - Alright. 632 00:37:36,214 --> 00:37:37,256 Merry Christmas. 633 00:37:38,175 --> 00:37:41,761 We're going to have to make a Christmas decision. 634 00:37:41,845 --> 00:37:45,974 It's either Slovenia or Mexico, folks. It's your choice. 635 00:37:46,183 --> 00:37:47,266 Here we go! 636 00:37:57,110 --> 00:38:01,781 ♪ It was Christmas Eve, babe ♪ 637 00:38:01,865 --> 00:38:05,535 ♪ In the drunk tank ♪ 638 00:38:06,369 --> 00:38:09,164 ♪ An old man said to me ♪ 639 00:38:10,456 --> 00:38:13,251 ♪ Won't see another one ♪ 640 00:38:14,878 --> 00:38:18,131 ♪ And then he sang to me ♪ 641 00:38:19,049 --> 00:38:22,385 ♪ "The Rare Old Mountain Dew" ♪ 642 00:38:23,094 --> 00:38:25,930 ♪ I turned my face away ♪ 643 00:38:27,140 --> 00:38:31,144 ♪ And dreamed about you ♪ 644 00:38:31,936 --> 00:38:34,856 ♪ Got on a lucky one ♪ 645 00:38:36,399 --> 00:38:39,819 ♪ Came in 18 to 1 ♪ 646 00:38:41,154 --> 00:38:44,365 ♪ I got a feeling ♪ 647 00:38:44,448 --> 00:38:48,452 ♪ This year's for me and you ♪ 648 00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:53,083 ♪ So happy Christmas ♪ 649 00:38:53,833 --> 00:38:57,754 ♪ I love you, baby ♪ 650 00:38:58,504 --> 00:39:01,925 ♪ I can see a better time ♪ 651 00:39:02,008 --> 00:39:06,804 ♪ When all our dreams come true ♪ 652 00:39:11,809 --> 00:39:15,188 ♪ They've got cars big as bars They've got rivers of gold ♪ 653 00:39:15,272 --> 00:39:18,649 ♪ And the wind goes right through you It's no place for the old ♪ 654 00:39:18,733 --> 00:39:22,153 ♪ When you first took my hand On a cold Christmas Eve ♪ 655 00:39:22,237 --> 00:39:25,364 ♪ You promised me Broadway was waiting for me ♪ 656 00:39:25,573 --> 00:39:26,616 ♪ You were handsome ♪ 657 00:39:26,699 --> 00:39:28,993 ♪ You were pretty The Queen of New York City ♪ 658 00:39:29,202 --> 00:39:32,663 ♪ When the band finished playing They howled out for more ♪ 659 00:39:32,872 --> 00:39:36,334 ♪ Sinatra was swinging The drunks were all singing ♪ 660 00:39:36,417 --> 00:39:39,754 ♪ We kissed on a corner And danced through the night ♪ 661 00:39:39,963 --> 00:39:46,844 ♪ The boys of the NYPD choir Were singing "Galway Bay" ♪ 662 00:39:46,928 --> 00:39:53,310 ♪ And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day ♪ 663 00:40:04,737 --> 00:40:07,657 ♪ I could have been someone 664 00:40:08,658 --> 00:40:12,620 ♪ Well, so could anyone ♪ 665 00:40:12,829 --> 00:40:16,207 ♪ You took my dreams from me ♪ 666 00:40:16,415 --> 00:40:19,919 ♪ When I first found you ♪ 667 00:40:20,128 --> 00:40:23,631 ♪ I kept them with me, babe ♪ 668 00:40:23,714 --> 00:40:27,010 ♪ I put them with my own ♪ 669 00:40:27,218 --> 00:40:30,263 ♪ Can't make it all alone ♪ 670 00:40:30,471 --> 00:40:35,434 ♪ I've built my dreams around you ♪ 671 00:40:36,853 --> 00:40:40,731 ♪ And the boys of the NYPD choir ♪ 672 00:40:40,940 --> 00:40:44,527 ♪ Were singing "Galway Bay" ♪ 673 00:40:44,735 --> 00:40:50,741 ♪ And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day ♪ 674 00:40:51,534 --> 00:40:58,499 ♪ And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day ♪ 675 00:40:58,582 --> 00:41:01,836 ♪ And the bells were ringing out ♪ 676 00:41:01,919 --> 00:41:06,341 ♪ For Christmas Day ♪ 677 00:41:06,424 --> 00:41:10,428 ♪ Hey ♪ 678 00:41:23,066 --> 00:41:24,275 Oh, dear... 679 00:41:24,359 --> 00:41:25,402 Oh. 680 00:41:49,675 --> 00:41:54,097 ♪ Just hear those sleigh bells jingling Ring-ting-tingling, too ♪ 681 00:41:54,972 --> 00:42:00,228 ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ 682 00:42:00,311 --> 00:42:05,483 ♪ Outside the snow is falling And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo" ♪ 683 00:42:05,608 --> 00:42:09,946 ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ 684 00:42:10,029 --> 00:42:11,364 George! You made it! 685 00:42:11,448 --> 00:42:13,866 Well, there was traffic, so I caught a sleigh. 686 00:42:14,575 --> 00:42:16,160 And you brought Miley Cyrus. 687 00:42:16,244 --> 00:42:17,870 - Of course. - It's her sleigh. 688 00:42:17,954 --> 00:42:20,373 Hey, save your money. Flying private, you know... 689 00:42:20,457 --> 00:42:22,792 - It's the reindeers that'll get you. - Oh, yeah? 690 00:42:22,875 --> 00:42:24,377 Trust me. 691 00:42:24,461 --> 00:42:29,590 ♪ Our cheeks are nice and rosy And comfy cozy are we ♪ 692 00:42:29,673 --> 00:42:32,218 ♪ We're snuggled up together Like birds... ♪ 693 00:42:32,302 --> 00:42:34,595 - Hello, Paul. - So nice to see you. 694 00:42:34,678 --> 00:42:37,974 - I thought I'd make a Martini or two. - This is the place to do it. 695 00:42:38,182 --> 00:42:40,435 ♪ Sing a chorus or two ♪ 696 00:42:40,518 --> 00:42:45,606 ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ 697 00:42:47,066 --> 00:42:49,986 ♪ Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding dong ding ♪ 698 00:42:50,069 --> 00:42:52,113 ♪ Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding dong ding ♪ 699 00:42:52,655 --> 00:42:55,492 - Hello, ladies. - Oh, my goodness. The girls are here. 700 00:42:55,574 --> 00:42:58,495 Hi, ladies. Are you interested in a Martini? 701 00:42:59,245 --> 00:43:03,749 ♪ Just hear those sleigh bells ringling Jing-ting-tingling, too ♪ 702 00:43:04,667 --> 00:43:09,880 ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ 703 00:43:09,964 --> 00:43:12,049 ♪ Outside the snow is falling ♪ 704 00:43:12,133 --> 00:43:15,345 ♪ And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo" ♪ 705 00:43:15,428 --> 00:43:20,641 ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ 706 00:43:22,226 --> 00:43:29,192 ♪ Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding dong ding ♪ 707 00:43:29,275 --> 00:43:30,734 Yeah! 708 00:43:33,612 --> 00:43:37,241 Well... that is wonderful. 709 00:43:38,117 --> 00:43:39,160 Wonderful. 710 00:43:40,953 --> 00:43:44,541 These kids have got something to do. Let's go make ourselves scarce. 711 00:43:45,749 --> 00:43:47,293 Gosh, it's beautiful isn't it? 712 00:43:47,377 --> 00:43:50,463 Yeah. For a sound stage in Queens... 713 00:44:03,226 --> 00:44:07,063 ♪ Silent night ♪ 714 00:44:07,771 --> 00:44:11,401 ♪ Holy night ♪ 715 00:44:12,151 --> 00:44:15,238 ♪ All is calm ♪ 716 00:44:16,614 --> 00:44:20,117 ♪ All is bright ♪ 717 00:44:21,118 --> 00:44:28,084 ♪ Round yon virgin mother and child ♪ 718 00:44:29,627 --> 00:44:33,339 ♪ Holy infant ♪ 719 00:44:33,423 --> 00:44:37,218 ♪ So tender and mild ♪ 720 00:44:38,302 --> 00:44:42,806 ♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪ 721 00:44:42,890 --> 00:44:46,561 ♪ Peace ♪ 722 00:44:47,562 --> 00:44:52,733 ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪ 723 00:44:56,028 --> 00:44:59,407 ♪ Silent night ♪ 724 00:45:00,491 --> 00:45:03,744 ♪ Holy night ♪ 725 00:45:04,787 --> 00:45:09,125 ♪ Shepherds quake ♪ 726 00:45:09,208 --> 00:45:12,836 ♪ At the sight ♪ 727 00:45:13,796 --> 00:45:20,761 ♪ Glory stream from heaven above ♪ 728 00:45:22,430 --> 00:45:29,395 ♪ Heavenly hosts sing halleluiah ♪ 729 00:45:31,230 --> 00:45:34,984 ♪ Christ the savior ♪ 730 00:45:35,067 --> 00:45:39,572 ♪ Is born ♪ 731 00:45:39,780 --> 00:45:44,868 ♪ Christ the savior is born ♪ 732 00:45:53,127 --> 00:45:56,922 ♪ Silent night ♪ 733 00:45:57,548 --> 00:46:00,801 ♪ Holy night ♪ 734 00:46:01,927 --> 00:46:05,348 ♪ All is calm ♪ 735 00:46:06,098 --> 00:46:09,644 ♪ And all is bright ♪ 736 00:46:10,811 --> 00:46:17,776 ♪ Round yon virgin mother and child ♪ 737 00:46:19,612 --> 00:46:23,157 ♪ Holy infant ♪ 738 00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:26,536 ♪ So tender and mild ♪ 739 00:46:28,371 --> 00:46:32,958 ♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪ 740 00:46:33,042 --> 00:46:36,379 ♪ Peace ♪ 741 00:46:37,296 --> 00:46:43,052 ♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪ 742 00:46:43,135 --> 00:46:45,179 ♪ Peace ♪ 743 00:47:16,794 --> 00:47:19,213 ♪ Now Mama's in the kitchen cookin' ♪ 744 00:47:19,296 --> 00:47:22,258 ♪ The children all fast asleep ♪ 745 00:47:22,341 --> 00:47:26,763 ♪ It's time for Santa Claus To make his midnight creep because ♪ 746 00:47:26,970 --> 00:47:29,265 ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ 747 00:47:29,348 --> 00:47:31,768 ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ 748 00:47:31,850 --> 00:47:36,313 ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving now ♪ 749 00:47:36,522 --> 00:47:39,066 ♪ Yeah, I know There's something real pretty ♪ 750 00:47:39,149 --> 00:47:41,151 ♪ Underneath the Christmas tree ♪ 751 00:47:42,319 --> 00:47:46,699 ♪ But I ain't had no lovin' all week It's beginning to worry me because ♪ 752 00:47:46,907 --> 00:47:48,951 ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ 753 00:47:49,034 --> 00:47:51,579 ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ 754 00:47:51,662 --> 00:47:53,956 ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ 755 00:47:54,039 --> 00:47:56,459 ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ 756 00:47:56,542 --> 00:47:59,044 ♪ I've been trying to find This old bicycle ♪ 757 00:47:59,128 --> 00:48:01,589 ♪ I can't seem to find my pliers ♪ 758 00:48:01,672 --> 00:48:06,469 ♪ I'm halfway watchin' Mama For that sleepy look in her eyes because ♪ 759 00:48:06,677 --> 00:48:08,763 ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ 760 00:48:08,846 --> 00:48:11,307 ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ 761 00:48:11,390 --> 00:48:14,017 ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ 762 00:48:15,436 --> 00:48:17,187 Break it down for me will ya, Paul? 763 00:48:19,064 --> 00:48:21,567 Now, holy-moly... 764 00:48:22,276 --> 00:48:24,987 Alibaba and the 40 Thieves... 765 00:48:25,195 --> 00:48:27,364 What size shoe is that anyway? 766 00:48:27,448 --> 00:48:29,241 Is that a seven-and-a-half, eight? 767 00:48:30,033 --> 00:48:33,496 Or is that an eight-and-a-half, nine? Could... Yeah... 768 00:48:33,579 --> 00:48:34,955 You're... 769 00:48:35,038 --> 00:48:38,334 You're awful fine but I don't think you're mine. 770 00:48:38,542 --> 00:48:41,920 You know there's no place like home for the holidays and... 771 00:48:42,004 --> 00:48:45,549 I think I'd like you to take me home or vice versa. 772 00:48:46,216 --> 00:48:48,093 ♪ I don't want no turkey ♪ 773 00:48:48,177 --> 00:48:50,471 ♪ I don't care if I get any cake ♪ 774 00:48:51,221 --> 00:48:55,768 ♪ I just want you to come back here, Mama Before the children wake ♪ 775 00:48:55,976 --> 00:48:58,729 ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ 776 00:48:58,813 --> 00:49:00,815 You're driving me crazy, Mama. 777 00:49:01,023 --> 00:49:02,983 ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ 778 00:49:03,192 --> 00:49:05,569 ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ 779 00:49:05,653 --> 00:49:10,867 ♪ Now Christmas is for the children And I want them to be real pleased ♪ 780 00:49:10,949 --> 00:49:13,243 ♪ But right now, Mama It's Christmas Eve ♪ 781 00:49:13,452 --> 00:49:16,121 ♪ Come make your pappy happy Pretty please ♪ 782 00:49:16,205 --> 00:49:18,165 ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ 783 00:49:18,374 --> 00:49:20,668 ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ 784 00:49:20,877 --> 00:49:22,961 ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ 785 00:49:23,170 --> 00:49:25,715 ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ 786 00:49:26,883 --> 00:49:29,844 I am the king of Christmas. 787 00:49:46,485 --> 00:49:50,447 Oh! Oh! Knock it off! Knock it off! 788 00:49:50,531 --> 00:49:52,825 Come on! I can't breathe! 789 00:49:52,909 --> 00:49:56,495 ♪ Oh, the weather outside is frightful ♪ 790 00:49:56,579 --> 00:49:59,790 ♪ But the fire is so delightful ♪ 791 00:50:00,499 --> 00:50:03,586 ♪ And since we've no place to go ♪ 792 00:50:03,669 --> 00:50:06,756 ♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪ 793 00:50:07,673 --> 00:50:10,801 ♪ It doesn't show signs of stopping ♪ 794 00:50:11,009 --> 00:50:14,722 ♪ And I brought some corn for popping ♪ 795 00:50:14,931 --> 00:50:18,016 ♪ The lights are turned way down low ♪ 796 00:50:18,225 --> 00:50:22,187 ♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪ 797 00:50:22,396 --> 00:50:25,315 ♪ When we finally kiss goodnight ♪ 798 00:50:25,399 --> 00:50:28,986 ♪ How I hate going out in the storm ♪ 799 00:50:29,194 --> 00:50:33,031 ♪ But if you really hold me tight ♪ 800 00:50:33,115 --> 00:50:36,201 ♪ All the way home I'll be warm ♪ 801 00:50:36,410 --> 00:50:39,747 ♪ And the fire is slowly dying ♪ 802 00:50:39,956 --> 00:50:43,417 ♪ And my dear, we're still goodbyeing ♪ 803 00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:47,004 ♪ But as long as you love me so ♪ 804 00:50:47,087 --> 00:50:50,758 ♪ Let it snow ♪ 805 00:50:50,841 --> 00:50:54,094 ♪ Let it snow ♪ 806 00:50:54,177 --> 00:50:58,474 ♪ Let it snow ♪ 807 00:50:58,557 --> 00:51:01,143 Look out, old Santa is back. 808 00:51:06,899 --> 00:51:07,942 Thank you. 809 00:51:15,449 --> 00:51:17,451 Merry Christmas, Mr. Murray. 810 00:51:20,830 --> 00:51:22,498 Is it Christmas? 811 00:51:22,581 --> 00:51:23,666 All day. 812 00:51:27,377 --> 00:51:28,420 That's good. 813 00:51:34,051 --> 00:51:35,678 Thank you, Dimitri. 814 00:51:38,305 --> 00:51:39,348 Not too bad. 815 00:51:44,186 --> 00:51:47,023 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ 816 00:51:47,105 --> 00:51:50,192 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ 817 00:51:50,275 --> 00:51:52,695 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ 818 00:51:52,778 --> 00:51:54,822 ♪ And a happy new year ♪ 819 00:51:55,823 --> 00:51:58,034 ♪ Good tidings we bring ♪ 820 00:51:58,116 --> 00:52:00,828 ♪ To you and your kin ♪ 821 00:52:00,911 --> 00:52:07,167 ♪ Good tidings for Christmas And a happy new year ♪ 822 00:52:09,294 --> 00:52:11,922 - Merry Christmas, Bill. - Merry Christmas, Paul. 823 00:52:12,130 --> 00:52:15,592 - Merry Christmas, Mr. Murray. - Merry Christmas, Dimitri. 824 00:52:24,518 --> 00:52:26,603 Merry Christmas, everyone. 825 00:53:52,355 --> 00:53:54,817 Young lady, cheers to you. 826 00:53:56,193 --> 00:53:58,361 - Cheers. - Merry Christmas. 827 00:53:59,488 --> 00:54:00,614 Merry Christmas. 828 00:54:01,490 --> 00:54:03,159 Young lady, my ass. 63366

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