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Oh, I can get used
to coming home to this.
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You like what you see?
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I love it.
Let me get some.
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Give it a try.
It's hella fun.
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I wasn't talkin' about this,
but...
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Yeah, sure.
I'll play along.
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Just give it a try.
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Okay.
[clears throat]
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Okay.
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Let's try again.
Let's say we keep it up.
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It's in the hips.
Bring it around town.
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No trouble, no trouble.
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There you go.
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There we go.
Ah.
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Whoo.
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Oh.
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You're doing that pretty well.
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Is there something
you wanna tell me
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or would you just rather
me stumble across it
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on the internet?
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Well, there's a lot of things
that you could stumble across
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on the internet,
but, uh, this isn't it.
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What's in the box?
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Uh, the fire department
bought some drones.
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What?
That's dope.
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What do y'all need drones for?
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Well, it's a safe way
for us to scan rooftops
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and see if anybody's up there.
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And it can, uh,
cover more ground to you know,
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to detect search operations.
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And, and it has
an infrared camera.
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And the infrared camera
can, you know,
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detect heat from 40 feet away.
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Yeah.
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Can I play with it?
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What about did I just say makes
you think this is a toy?
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It sounded fun.
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Malik, this costs more money
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than you have, okay?
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And that's not saying much.
All right?
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[phone chimes]
One minute.
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Uh, it's Uncle Curtis.
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He wants me to come over there
and help him with something.
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Uh, okay.
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Malik, no hula hooping
in the house, man, all right?
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I've gotta put this up
and then I'ma head over there.
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Y'all can't afford to break
nothin' in here, all right?
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You can't fix anything.
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[music]
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[Ella]: Careful.
I want it right over here, baby.
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Right there.
Right there.
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Back.
Okay.
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Well, according to the book,
it's supposed to go right here.
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Is this good?
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What do you think?
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Well, I don't like the view.
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Not from right there.
I don't like that view.
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What about right here?
Right here, Calvin.
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- This way.
- [Miranda]: Okay.
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Lift with your knees, Calvin.
Careful.
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Ella, Miranda, can y'all
please make a decision?
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Okay, you are more confusing
than a Black man
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with an English accent.
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Okay.
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Hey, everybody.
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How are you?
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Uncle Curtis,
you need me for something?
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Yeah, man.
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Your aunt Ella and her sidekick
are rearranging the furniture.
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So if you don't mind,
help out Calvin, please.
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Lately, CJ, I have been feelin'
you know, like I couldn't focus
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and so I was telling Miranda
about it when I was helping out
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at the office.
And she told me about Feng Shui.
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Yes.
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You looking at me like
I know what that is.
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Oh. Feng Shui is the Chinese art
of rearranging your furniture
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to harmonize with one's energy.
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[Ella]: Yeah.
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Don't look at me.
Happy wife, happy life.
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So I bought this book,
so that I could help Ms. Ella
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arrange the room according
to what's best for her energy.
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I figured it couldn't
hurt to try.
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This house could use
a little harmony.
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Ella, if you wanted harmony,
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you shoulda started an acapella
group, not this ridiculousness.
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Okay, I have one
more thing to check.
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I need to go in the kitchen
to see if the windows are facing
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east or west.
I'll be right back.
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Yes.
Okay, so I need this to be...
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Excuse me.
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How much longer does
she have to be here?
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Calvin, I know it bothers
you that she is here,
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but she loves us.
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And she's having a hard time
trying to find her place
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in this world
since your divorce.
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She is the mother
of my grandbaby
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and she deserves my support.
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Okay, quick question.
Which way is east?
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This way.
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Oh, perfect.
Great.
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Thanks for helping my mom
with her energy flow.
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Hey, have any of guys heard
about the break-ins
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in the neighborhood?
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A house got robbed
two nights ago,
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and an apartment
got hit last night.
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Maybe we could just invite him
over here to steal
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some of our stuff.
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Then we could buy
all new furniture
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with the insurance money.
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That is so scary.
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People in your house
when you're not home
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going through your stuff?
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I know that's right.
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Praise God we have not had
to deal with that.
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But probably because our house
was already Feng Shui'd right.
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And now you're messing up
the Shui by changing it.
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Ta-ta-ta. Ya think?
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How much longer do we have
to do this, Lisa?
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You mean if you wanna
slay in a bikini?
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Yes. That is my
dream summer body.
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Well, keep dreaming 'cause
we're gonna be doing this
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until summer.
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I wish there was a magic pill
we could take that would just
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snatch our bodies up.
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The trick is to get
you a man that can adjust
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to your body type.
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If you fat,
get you a chubby chaser.
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If you got little breasts,
get you a man with little hands.
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It's all about perspective.
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Hmm. Do you think men go through
all of this trouble for us?
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Some.
But I like me a thick brother.
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I can't do no skinny man.
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It's like spoonin'
with a bag of hangers.
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That's crazy.
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Well, speak of the devil.
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Malik, what are you doing?
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Your dad told us to leave
his drone alone.
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Since when do I listen to him?
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Malik, that is so cool.
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Isn't it?
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It even has a monitor
and a remote,
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so you can see everything
while you're flying.
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Hey.
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Hey, you wanna try it out, babe?
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Yes, I've been dying
to see something.
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Cool.
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Where you about to fly to?
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[Lisa]: I knew it.
Y'all all got the same problem.
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What?
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[Lisa]: You have tons
of Frisbees on your roof.
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The Fergusons next door
is swimming naked, y'all.
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What? I wanna see.
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Oh, oh, ooh!
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Oh, Mr. Ferguson must be
an alcoholic 'cause he is
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walking around with a six pack.
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Let me go get that thing from
her before she catch a case.
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Oh, I like it when
you're assertive, Boo.
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Well, go ahead
and come over here
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and give me some
lips there, baby.
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Yeah. I'm gonna need some more
of that when I come back inside,
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- all right?
- [Lisa]: Okay, Zaddy.
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[Malik]: Now, that's enough.
Give me the remote control.
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[Laura]: Wait, hold on. I just
want to see one more thing.
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[Malik]: What? What?
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[Laura]: I just want to see
how high it can go.
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[Malik]: That's not a good idea.
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[Laura]: Why not?
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[Malik]: Once it's out of range,
it falls back down to earth.
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Mr. Payne's window.
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Mr. Payne's drone.
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Ooh.
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I think you got, I think you
got a problem, Laura.
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Me?
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I just flew it.
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How was I supposed to know you
couldn't go high enough
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to see if your neighbors
are growing weed?
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Mr. Payne is gonna kill us.
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What are we gonna do?
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Um, you know what?
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It's a hobby shop not
too far from here.
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Maybe we can get it fixed
before dad shows up tonight.
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There's no way.
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Do you want to stay here
and find out?
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Hell no.
Let's go.
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Man, the Feng Shui
I ain't going back over there.
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The hell you're not.
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You're not letting me go
back over there by myself.
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That chiffarobe is
a two-man job.
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You got Uncle Curtis.
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Okay, you don't
got Uncle Curtis.
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Thank you.
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I love him, but sometimes
he can be lazy as hell.
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I once saw him eat a basket of
fries without using his hands.
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He just placed it
on his shoulder
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and turned his head like...
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Hey man,
you got something to drink?
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Yeah, check the fridge.
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Whoa. You, you do know your
back window is busted out?
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What?
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Is there anything missing?
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I don't know.
Look around.
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I can't believe it's gonna
take three days
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to repair my dad's drone.
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We are so dead.
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What do we say?
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I don't know.
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CJ, your back door was unlocked.
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Hey.
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Hey, babe.
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Hey, baby.
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The drone is missing.
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Say what?
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We got, got.
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Somebody broke in
and took my drone.
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- What?
- What?
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Wow.
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Yeah, my boy hooked you up.
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This security system costs twice
as much what he charged you.
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So this system, that's gonna
alert me every time
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that somebody comes
into the house?
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It has microphones, cameras,
motion detectors.
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Like, I can see and hear
everything that a burglar does?
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Yep. I tried to get my parents
to get this security system,
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but my pops refuses.
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Uncle Curtis being cheap, huh?
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Of course.
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Every time I bring it up,
he's like, pay for protection?
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Why would I do that?
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I got a pistol and
two hands that are real.
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That's it.
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What's all this?
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Oh, I'm installing a
security system, you know.
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Ever since that
burglar broke in,
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I don't wanna take
any more chances.
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Uh, Dad? Uh...
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I'm just glad that the insurance
company is, uh, going to cover
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everything and that we came home
and scared them off
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before they took anything else.
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Wait. What does that mean?
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They only took the drone,
so my guess is that they
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broke in through that window
and they grabbed that first.
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Yeah, they woulda took more,
but me and CJ came home
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and they went
through the back door.
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That's probably
why it's unlocked.
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Mr. Payne, we have
something to tell you.
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That scenario that you
just described is--
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Sounds completely feasible.
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Huh?
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Yeah. I mean,
what other explanation
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could there be, right?
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Yeah, that makes sense.
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Well, it's all done.
The house is secure.
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Everything is good.
254
00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:35,655
Miranda changed her mind again.
255
00:11:35,758 --> 00:11:36,965
She wants us to go
back over there and
256
00:11:37,068 --> 00:11:38,827
rearrange the furniture again.
257
00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:40,448
You know, it's weird.
258
00:11:40,551 --> 00:11:43,448
We're divorced, but she still
thinks she can order me around.
259
00:11:43,551 --> 00:11:47,862
Yeah, that's crazy weird.
Man. Good luck with that.
260
00:11:47,965 --> 00:11:50,310
Uh-uh. You're coming with me.
261
00:11:50,413 --> 00:11:52,000
I helped you install
that alarm system.
262
00:11:52,103 --> 00:11:53,724
You can help me out.
263
00:11:53,827 --> 00:11:57,000
I thought you were doing this
out of pure Christian goodness.
264
00:11:57,103 --> 00:11:59,482
Well, God also hates laziness.
265
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:03,241
It would be unChristian of me
to let you stay here.
266
00:12:03,344 --> 00:12:05,103
What book in the Bible
is that in?
267
00:12:05,206 --> 00:12:08,517
The book of bring your ass.
Well, come on.
268
00:12:17,413 --> 00:12:18,517
Ella.
269
00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:20,000
What?
270
00:12:20,103 --> 00:12:22,793
This room does not make
even a bit of damn sense.
271
00:12:22,896 --> 00:12:27,344
Curtis! The book says that
this configuration
272
00:12:27,448 --> 00:12:32,482
optimizes the flow
of positive energy.
273
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:35,344
What does that even mean?
274
00:12:35,448 --> 00:12:36,724
I don't know.
275
00:12:36,827 --> 00:12:40,586
It just means that you move
it to make the energy flow
276
00:12:40,689 --> 00:12:43,965
the best you can.
277
00:12:44,068 --> 00:12:46,379
Are you just defining
optimizing instead of
278
00:12:46,482 --> 00:12:49,551
answering the question?
279
00:12:49,655 --> 00:12:51,689
Okay, look. I just saw this book
on Oprah's favorite things
280
00:12:51,793 --> 00:12:54,172
and I thought it would be fun
for me and Ms. Ella to do it.
281
00:12:56,517 --> 00:12:58,344
Look at this furniture.
282
00:12:58,448 --> 00:13:03,827
It looks like we put it in a cup
and rolled it out like dice.
283
00:13:03,931 --> 00:13:05,862
I hate the way this looks.
284
00:13:05,965 --> 00:13:09,758
Agreed. So can they please put
everything back the way it was?
285
00:13:09,862 --> 00:13:12,344
Do you mind, guys?
286
00:13:12,448 --> 00:13:15,862
If it means no more lifting
and rearranging, we got you.
287
00:13:15,965 --> 00:13:18,241
That's what it means.
288
00:13:18,344 --> 00:13:19,448
CJ.
289
00:13:19,551 --> 00:13:23,310
Did you hear any updates
on that break-in?
290
00:13:23,413 --> 00:13:24,551
Not yet.
291
00:13:24,655 --> 00:13:26,862
But he did put in that
security system I've been
292
00:13:26,965 --> 00:13:28,172
trying to get you to buy.
293
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,862
Yeah, it's really nice, Unc.
294
00:13:29,965 --> 00:13:31,137
You need to try that out.
295
00:13:31,241 --> 00:13:35,000
Try it out for what?
I got a pistol.
296
00:13:35,103 --> 00:13:38,172
And these hands are everything.
297
00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:42,655
Yeah. I know your hands
are nice, Unc, but uh,
298
00:13:42,758 --> 00:13:45,448
what if you're not here
to put hands on somebody?
299
00:13:45,551 --> 00:13:48,379
You don't want them
taking your stuff.
300
00:13:48,482 --> 00:13:50,793
I mean, what can you do
anyway if you're not there?
301
00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:52,103
Oh, there's a lot.
302
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,896
The system can automatically
call the police.
303
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,482
You can see everything
going on in the house
304
00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:57,758
and you can even watch them
make the arrest in real time
305
00:13:57,862 --> 00:13:58,827
if you wanted to.
306
00:13:58,931 --> 00:13:59,758
Show 'em, CJ.
307
00:13:59,862 --> 00:14:01,620
Yeah.
308
00:14:02,689 --> 00:14:07,310
It comes with, uh,
audio-visual capabilities,
309
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:10,000
that everything that's
going on in the house,
310
00:14:10,103 --> 00:14:13,620
you can hear
and see everything going on.
311
00:14:13,724 --> 00:14:14,827
Can you see?
312
00:14:14,931 --> 00:14:17,379
Well, I'll be.
Look at that.
313
00:14:17,931 --> 00:14:21,000
It just doesn't feel right
to keep lying to your dad.
314
00:14:21,103 --> 00:14:22,448
I mean, I tried
to call some more places,
315
00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:25,586
but no one can repair
Mr. Payne's drone in time.
316
00:14:25,689 --> 00:14:27,172
Repair my drone?
317
00:14:27,275 --> 00:14:28,793
What are they talking about?
318
00:14:28,896 --> 00:14:30,000
[Malik]: Not that it matters,
319
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:32,275
but my dad already
reported it stolen.
320
00:14:32,379 --> 00:14:34,103
But he's going to find out.
321
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,482
No, you're looking
at this all wrong.
322
00:14:36,586 --> 00:14:40,068
Okay?
Now that the drone is stolen,
323
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:41,758
the insurance company
will pay for it.
324
00:14:41,862 --> 00:14:43,310
It's a win-win.
325
00:14:43,413 --> 00:14:46,034
Now my dad won't know
that we broke his window
326
00:14:46,137 --> 00:14:48,241
flying his drone.
327
00:14:48,344 --> 00:14:50,172
Okay.
328
00:14:50,275 --> 00:14:52,241
Don't worry about it.
329
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,344
Those little...
330
00:14:55,448 --> 00:14:58,448
They played with that drone
after I specifically told them
331
00:14:58,551 --> 00:15:04,482
not to and then made me believe
that the house got broken into.
332
00:15:04,586 --> 00:15:05,655
That's messed up.
333
00:15:05,758 --> 00:15:07,965
I can't believe they
would do such a thing.
334
00:15:08,068 --> 00:15:11,241
I'm so disappointed in them.
335
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,689
I blame their parents.
336
00:15:17,241 --> 00:15:19,689
What's going on?
But there's lighting.
337
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:21,482
Why is it so dark in here?
338
00:15:23,379 --> 00:15:24,586
[gasps]
339
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,551
What you doin'?
340
00:15:30,517 --> 00:15:32,206
Have a seat, Son.
341
00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:34,862
What you doin' all creepin'
around in the dark?
342
00:15:34,965 --> 00:15:36,620
You scared the crap outta me.
343
00:15:37,206 --> 00:15:39,379
I said, sit!
344
00:15:40,517 --> 00:15:45,689
Everything all right, Dad?
You're kinda scarin' me.
345
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,586
Why are you scared?
346
00:15:49,689 --> 00:15:53,344
I mean, if you're being
a good, honest son,
347
00:15:53,448 --> 00:15:55,862
there's no reason for you
to be scared.
348
00:15:55,965 --> 00:15:57,517
I mean...
349
00:15:57,620 --> 00:16:00,206
It is kinda dark down here
and you're just sittin' down
350
00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:01,379
here with all these crazy--
351
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:05,000
Enough with the
frivolous banter!
352
00:16:05,103 --> 00:16:10,310
Where were you when this
scurrulous break-in
353
00:16:10,413 --> 00:16:14,413
and the violation of the
sanctity of my home occured?
354
00:16:15,103 --> 00:16:18,103
Um... Um...
355
00:16:19,862 --> 00:16:21,275
Spit it out!
356
00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:22,931
Um, Dad, you're using
a lot of big words
357
00:16:23,034 --> 00:16:24,551
and you're making me nervous.
358
00:16:25,896 --> 00:16:27,275
Where were all of you?
359
00:16:27,379 --> 00:16:30,482
We were cleaning.
360
00:16:30,586 --> 00:16:31,379
Cleaning?
361
00:16:31,482 --> 00:16:32,482
Uh-huh.
362
00:16:32,586 --> 00:16:34,379
You're gonna stick with that?
363
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:39,448
Why are the lights off?
364
00:16:40,551 --> 00:16:41,344
Lisa.
365
00:16:41,448 --> 00:16:42,827
- Hey, Lisa, baby--
- Hey!
366
00:16:44,241 --> 00:16:45,517
Don't talk to her.
367
00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:50,206
In fact,
go to Uncle Curtis's house.
368
00:16:52,689 --> 00:16:54,241
Have a seat.
369
00:16:58,827 --> 00:17:00,689
Everything okay, Mr. P?
370
00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:03,206
Lisa...
371
00:17:04,793 --> 00:17:06,827
Where were all of you
372
00:17:06,931 --> 00:17:11,827
when my house was being
burgularized by common thieves?
373
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,241
We were watching TV.
374
00:17:13,344 --> 00:17:15,793
Watching TV.
375
00:17:15,896 --> 00:17:20,034
Hmm. And uh,
376
00:17:20,137 --> 00:17:22,000
what is it that
you were watching?
377
00:17:22,103 --> 00:17:25,137
Well, we were uh,
I don't know.
378
00:17:25,241 --> 00:17:26,103
I can't remember.
379
00:17:26,206 --> 00:17:29,172
Oh, you can't remember.
380
00:17:31,413 --> 00:17:33,482
How convenient.
381
00:17:34,103 --> 00:17:37,034
Hello, Laura.
382
00:17:37,137 --> 00:17:40,241
Hello, CJ.
383
00:17:40,931 --> 00:17:43,724
Nice to see you.
384
00:17:43,827 --> 00:17:46,413
What is it that
all of you were doing
385
00:17:46,517 --> 00:17:50,413
when the unfortunate
crime occurred?
386
00:17:50,517 --> 00:17:54,206
Um, we were reading the Bible.
387
00:17:54,310 --> 00:17:57,620
Bible study!
388
00:17:57,724 --> 00:18:00,275
[whistles]
389
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,310
That's a good one.
390
00:18:03,137 --> 00:18:04,793
But it's a stretch,
391
00:18:04,896 --> 00:18:08,448
because Malik has never been one
to read the Bible.
392
00:18:10,551 --> 00:18:11,724
I got three diffrent stories.
393
00:18:11,827 --> 00:18:14,724
Cleaning, watching TV,
Bible study.
394
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,965
Somebody's lying.
395
00:18:17,068 --> 00:18:18,965
I think all three of you
are lying.
396
00:18:20,965 --> 00:18:22,724
You want to get something
off your chest?
397
00:18:22,827 --> 00:18:24,965
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm good.
398
00:18:25,068 --> 00:18:28,620
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You're not good because...
399
00:18:29,862 --> 00:18:32,379
I know that you
were playing with my drone
400
00:18:32,482 --> 00:18:35,034
and that's how my
window got broken.
401
00:18:35,137 --> 00:18:37,689
Damn. Are you psychic?
402
00:18:37,793 --> 00:18:39,793
You know my grandma
got the shine.
403
00:18:39,896 --> 00:18:43,241
I don't need the shine.
I got this!
404
00:18:45,068 --> 00:18:47,448
[Malik]: And now my dad won't
know that we broke his window
405
00:18:47,551 --> 00:18:49,310
flying his drone.
406
00:18:51,068 --> 00:18:52,586
Um, uh, Dad?
407
00:18:52,689 --> 00:18:54,586
Dad, nothing!
408
00:18:54,689 --> 00:18:58,206
You used municipal property
when I told you not to
409
00:18:58,310 --> 00:19:01,103
specifically you played with it
410
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:02,862
and then you lied
to me about it.
411
00:19:02,965 --> 00:19:04,620
Well, see, technically we didn't
lie about it.
412
00:19:04,724 --> 00:19:07,862
You assumed and
we just let you keep assuming.
413
00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:11,275
Which was wrong.
It was.
414
00:19:11,379 --> 00:19:13,275
And uh,
we shouldn't have done that.
415
00:19:13,379 --> 00:19:16,172
And we're sorry, CJ.
416
00:19:16,275 --> 00:19:18,344
We're even paying
to get it fixed.
417
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:20,689
You're paying to fix
something that you broke?
418
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,965
Oh, should I
be saying thank you?
419
00:19:23,068 --> 00:19:25,275
I should be saying thank you.
420
00:19:25,379 --> 00:19:27,379
I let you stay in my house
421
00:19:27,482 --> 00:19:28,689
for free, rent free.
422
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:29,862
Eat up my food,
423
00:19:29,965 --> 00:19:31,827
baby waking me up at night
424
00:19:31,931 --> 00:19:34,103
when I gotta go to work.
425
00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,793
And this is the thanks I get?
426
00:19:35,896 --> 00:19:37,206
CJ, listen.
427
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,862
I don't have to listen
to this bull.
428
00:19:38,965 --> 00:19:42,482
No more talking, please.
429
00:19:42,586 --> 00:19:44,620
I thought more of you guys.
430
00:19:44,724 --> 00:19:48,379
I thought you were
better than this.
431
00:19:54,551 --> 00:19:57,896
I tried to tell you.
You can't fly it that high.
432
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,482
- How was I supposed to know?
- Because I was telling you.
433
00:20:00,586 --> 00:20:01,965
I was tellin' you
not to touch the drone.
434
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,034
We ain't gonna put this one on
me 'cause when I was flying it
435
00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:06,034
by myself without y'all two,
everything was fine.
436
00:20:06,137 --> 00:20:07,827
I ain't crash it.
437
00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:12,482
Hey, Dad.
We got your drone back.
438
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,793
They said it's as good as new.
439
00:20:14,896 --> 00:20:18,344
We also called the insurance
company and cancelled the claim.
440
00:20:19,793 --> 00:20:22,517
We told them what happened.
441
00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:25,379
We even went down to the
fire department and apologized.
442
00:20:25,482 --> 00:20:27,655
It's the least we could do.
443
00:20:27,758 --> 00:20:29,310
Thank you.
444
00:20:29,413 --> 00:20:32,517
Maybe you're not as selfish
as I thought.
445
00:20:35,758 --> 00:20:37,620
Now,
446
00:20:37,724 --> 00:20:39,827
anybody want to have fun?
447
00:20:39,931 --> 00:20:43,068
Wait. What about not playing
with city property?
448
00:20:43,172 --> 00:20:44,827
We're not playing.
449
00:20:44,931 --> 00:20:48,275
Anybody asks you, you guys are
all volunteer fire fighters.
450
00:20:48,379 --> 00:20:49,827
Okay.
451
00:20:49,931 --> 00:20:51,068
Let's go.
452
00:20:51,172 --> 00:20:52,482
Okay.
453
00:20:57,103 --> 00:21:00,793
[music]
454
00:21:27,241 --> 00:21:28,517
[music]
455
00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:31,172
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