All language subtitles for Tyler Perrys House of Payne - S11E13 - Unwelcomed Neighbors WEBDL-1080p_track3_[eng]

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- Baby.

- Oh good.
Hey, Baby.

- Hey Baby.

Hey, did anybody new move in
over at the Caskey's house?

- I don't know.
Why?

- I was at the mailbox and
when I looked over there

somebody was looking out
the top window.

- Okay, Curtis.

- And when they saw me,
they ducked off.

- Then apparently,
somebody moved in.

- Well, have you seen
any moving trucks

in the neighborhood
this week?

- No, Curtis, I have not.

But I really don't
make it my business

to find out what
everybody's doing

in the neighborhood
either, Curtis.

- Gloria didn't put out
the big red and white

welcome home sign.

- Curtis, stop this.

Okay baby, let me
tell you something.

Maybe they moved in
really early in the morning

or very late at night.

- Yeah, but, why
would they duck off

when they saw
me looking.

- Curtis, maybe they
saw you staring.

Not just looking, but
staring up at their window

and thought you
were a peeper.

- No, there's something shady
going on over there, baby.

- Curtis.

Don't you do this.
Don't you start this.

I am already baking
apology pies

because of your
suspicions.

So, stop it.

- Mm-mm, don't look right.

You know, we need to get to
the bottom of this, baby.

- You need to get
to the bottom of

minding your own
business, honey.

Aren't you and CJ
supposed to go

and handle something
for your truck today?

- That's right, baby.

Thank you for reminding me.
- Yes.

- I need to go warn CJ.

'Cause he live closer to the
Caskey's than we do.

- That's not what I just said.
Curtis...

- Thank you, Baby.

- No, Curtis, that is not
what I just--

- I got it, Baby.
I got this.

- Hey Miranda, I just sent
you the 150, you get it?

Okay, cool. Well, I guess I'll
see you this evening

when you pick
up Christian.

Alright, bye.

- Did you just send
Miranda $150?

- Yeah.

- Wow.

- Wow, what?

- I don't know.

Just seems like you're sending
her money every other day now.

- No, it's not every other day.

- Well, with Miranda,
it's always something.

She is always withdrawing
from the ACM.

- Uh, baby, don't
you mean ATM?

- No, no, no, I mean ACM.

All of Calvin's Money.

- No, you trippin'.

I do not send Miranda
money every other day.

- Then every three
days, Calvin.

It's 100 this time.

400 the next.

- Okay, I think you're
exaggerating, Laura.

- Am I?

Mm, hmm, hmm.

Do I need to show
you the receipts?

- Girl, quit playing.

You ain't even
got no receipts.

- Hmm.

- I know you ain't
got no receipts.

- Exhibit A your honor.

- Those are my receipts.

- Let's see what we have here.

Hmm, hmm.

Oh, we have a bicycle helmet.

Some knee pads.

Some elbow pads.

- Well, we don't want him to
fall off his bike and get hurt.

- Oh, okay.

And we have a basketball
hoop, a basketball.

- Well, come on, we might
be raising the next MJ.

- Hmm.

Legos, Hot Wheels,
football jersey,

baseball jersey,
basketball jersey,

football helmet.

Cleats...
- Okay, okay.

Okay, okay, that's, that's
just a couple items.

- Oh, there's more.

Pull up your Dollars App.

- My Dollars App?
- Mm-hmm.

- For what?

- It shows you a history of
all the money you sent.

- Pssh, naw.
You trippin'.

- Naw.

Let the record reflect
that the defendant

refuses to show us
his Dollars App.

Your honor, I rest my case.

- Okay, Marsheeka Clark,
Esquire.

This is not a court of law.

- Not yet.

But baby, you may
have to take it there.

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- Hey CJ.

Hey, man.

- What you doin' Unc?

- There's something
strange going on

over at the
Caskey's house.

- Yeah, they moved
out, remember?

- That's what I thought.

But I saw somebody
over there.

And they saw me.

And I saw them see me.

- Hey, Mr. Payne.

- Hey, Linda.

- Lisa, Mr. Payne.

- Yeah...

- What y'all looking at?

- Uncle Curtis thinks
he saw somebody

over at the
Caskey house.

- He probably right.

I seen a pitbull over
there in the yard

by itself the other day.

- How do you know
that's not somebody

else's dog in the
neighborhood.

- Please, old folks around here
don't be having no pitbulls.

- Exactly.

- Well, maybe we
should call Ms. Gloria

since she's the president
of the subdivision.

- Some kind of
president she is.

How did I notice
thugs and criminals

and murderers
and drug dealers

done moved into the
house and she didn't?

- How you know they're
criminals over there?

- He probably right.

The other day I saw a
black sports car,

tinted windows, pull up, drop
a duffel bag out the window.

Then a man with a hoodie
came, picked it up.

- See, told you.
Told you.

Maybe you'll listen
to me next time.

- You know, I
still don't get

where you're going with
all those comments.

- Listen Babe, I know
you guys have done great

without getting the courts
involved in your custody

and financial decisions.

- Yes we have.

We thought it's better
to just have an agreement

on our own and make the
best decisions for our son.

- Yeah, but maybe it wasn't
the best decision.

- Okay, Laura.

- No, just, Baby, listen.

Hear me out, okay?

It happens more often
than you think.

Even when you think you're
on good terms with the mom.

- What are you saying?

- I'm saying that sometimes
in these situations

a need turns
into greed.

- Okay, yeah, but I still don't
understand what that means.

- Sometimes it's about
making the baby daddy

or the ex-husband literally
pay for the pain they caused.

- Wow, I never thought
about it like that.

- Yeah.

It's something to consider.

- Naw. Mm-mmm.

Miranda wouldn't do that.

She's not the
vindictive type.

- She may not be,
babe, but listen.

Hell has no fury like
a woman scorned.

- No, she's not scorned.
She's just--

You know what, I'm, I'm
gon' have a sit down

with Miranda and talk to
her about the whole thing.

- I think that's a
really good idea.

I just don't want to see
you get got, bruh.

- Ow.

And get got, when did you
start using hood terms?

- I was watching the
Real Hood Wives of Decatur

the other night.

- Okay, yeah, babe, don't.

I hope you're not planning
on getting married

and moving back
to the hood.

'Cause it's not happening.

- Boy, move back.

I am not moving
back to the hood.

I'm not even from
the hood.

- Well, I meant--

Did I ever tell you that
that look that you give me,

that you're giving
me right now,

it makes the hairs on the
back of my neck stand up.

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- Hey CJ.

I came as soon as
I got your message.

I was having a problem
with one of my cats.

- Is it okay?
- Oh, yeah.

He just got into the collards
I cooked last night.

Just doesn't agree with their
little digestive systems.

- You gave your cat
collard greens?

- Eh, so, wha-
what's the problem?

- The problem just walked in.

- Uncle Curtis.

- What?

- When did this car
pull up over here?

- Watch out lady.

- No, I didn't see that car.

And I don't recognize it either.

- Hey Ms. Gloria.

You sure are glowing today.

- Hey Lisa, sweetie.

That's what they call me.

Glo, 'cause I be glowing.

See, she gets it.

She gets it.
You sweet little thing.

I got the glow.
Hey, hey, hey.

- Okay, are you
done killing cats?

And doing the
drop and scoop?

- Now that you
mention it,

I feel like I could do
a little shimmy.

- Well, you need to shimmy your
way out of the president's seat.

- And let a real leader
sit there.

- Say what now?

- We have a violation, Glo,
of section code number--.

We got violators, okay.

- What is he talking about?

- Squatters.

Uncle Curtis saw some squatters
over at the Caskey house.

- There was squatters
and I saw 'em.

They was over there,
I saw 'em and you didn't.

That means I'm a better
leader than you.

- Curtis, you will never be
better than me at anything.

Now, somebody tell
me what's going on.

- Well, if you'da
been doing your job

you would've noticed
that there were some

murderous criminal
thug drug dealers

squatting over at
the Caskey's house.

- And how do you know?

- I know that because I was
out neighborhood watching.

Which is another thing
that a good president does.

And I saw them up in the
window and they saw me.

And then I saw them
see me see them.

- CJ did you see anything?

- Um, no, Ms. Gloria, I
didn't, I didn't see anything.

But uh, Lisa, saw some really
unusual things over there.

- That's right, sure did.

Lisa, tell her what you saw.

Matter of fact, tell her
about the drug dealing ring

that I broke up and
saved everybody's life

in the neighborhood.

Tell her about that.

- I ain't no snitch Mr. Payne.

Mm-mm.

You don't watch First 48.

All the snitches end
up in jail or dead.

- You know what, Curtis, I
can't just go off your word.

Anyway, now, we, we need
proof or another eye witness.

- Fine.
I'm not scared.

- That's my nephew.

And you know what, you ain't
never been scared, nephew.

And that's why I love you.

You go on over and I'ma tell
your Aunt Ella you love her.

Okay?

And then hey,
I'ma miss you, okay.

Give me a hug.

Okay, go ahead on.

Do what you gotta do.

- Uncle Curtis, I'm gonna
go out here to my mailbox,

get my mail, while I'm there
I'm gonna look into the window

and see if I see any
motion in the house.

- I wouldn't do that,
Mr. Payne.

- Look, go ahead on.
You alright. You good.

I'ma get Auntie Ella
to pray for you.

Hey, and just in case,

what color suit
you wanna be buried in?

- Really?

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- Uncle Curtis, hey,
you were right.

- What happened?
- What happened?

- When I looked in the window
somebody was in the window

and they saw me and they
closed the curtain.

- You see, I told you, Gloria.

- You know what, that
makes a lot of sense now.

- What makes sense,
Ms. Gloria?

- One of my cats went
missing the other day

and I found her in
the Caskey's yard.

Now, when I got her home,
I don't know she just,

she just wasn't herself.

All she did was lay around.

I shoulda known something
was going on at that house.

- Wait about nine months.

- She probably right.

'Cause I heard somebody
saw your cat

in the same yard they
saw that pitbull

but that's just
what I heard.

- Okay, well, CJ, could you
make out who was over there?

Could you tell anybody?

- No, I couldn't see nothing.

All I could see that it was
just somebody there.

I couldn't tell whether
it was a man, a woman,

whether it was
black, white.

- But, but you're sure
you saw someone.

- Absolutely, 'cause
I saw them

and they saw me and
I saw them see me.

- Now, you, you hear that,
former president

of Prosperous Pines.

- Move, move.

Now, just Curtis, turn
your volume down.

Now, I'm trying to see.

Woo!
- What?

- Somebody's coming
out of the house.

- Well, can you make
out who it is?

- No, but they, they
running right past that car.

- Her hair is gorgeous.

- Too short.

- Her hair is long Curtis.

- I mean, she's too
short for long hair.

- Hush, hush.

- She running this way.

- Yeah.

- Oh that, that
look like, Miranda.

- That is Miranda.

- Get the door.
Get the door.

- [screaming]

- Are you okay?
- No.

- Is someone after you?
- No.

I don't know.

- What, uh, honey,
what happened?

- Yeah, and why are you
running out of a trap house?

- Okay, Mr. Payne.

Paying attention and
learning key words

when I'm talking about
my club days.

- Yeah.

- Miranda, what happened?

- Okay, I was, I was supposed
to show that house today.

And then when I got
there everything was filthy

so I just figured that
you know some kids

got in the house and
messed things up.

- Okay, so you
heard that, Gloria?

Okay, you got low life
criminals and unruly kids

terrorizing the neighborhood.

- I also have your face
terrorizing me right now.

But I'm dealing with it.

- Will you two stop it?

Finish telling us what
happened, Miranda.

- Thank you.

Um, okay, okay.

Um, I finished cleaning
up downstairs

and then I figured
I'd go upstairs

so that I could you
know just make sure

everything was clean
up there and check it out.

And I was
walking up the stairs

and then I heard this
noise come from downstairs.

So, I just figured you
know something maybe

fallen over or something
downstairs

and I walked back
in the master bedroom

and in the master closet
there were four people in there.

I just dropped everything
and ran.

- We gotta call the cops.

- Yeah, that's good.

Nephew, call the cops.

And make sure you tell
'em I get the reward.

- Wait, wait, wait.

All I could think
about was Christian.

Christian.
Please call Calvin.

- I got him.
I'll call him right now.

- You know what, here,
here, come on.

Come on, sit down.
Sit down.

- The cops are on their way.

- They better hurry up.

- Why, what's happening?

- A blue van just pulled
up in the drive way.

Looks like the fake Caskey's
is busting a move.

- What?

Well, if the crime is over
before the police get here

I won't get the reward.

- Looks like the dog is
not quite ready to bust a move.

- Where's my phone?

I need to record this and submit
it to Pitbulls and Parolees.

- Hey.
- Hey Calvin.

- Where's Miranda?
- Oh, she's in the kitchen.

- Alright.

- Oh great, now the SWAT
team wanna show up.

It's too late.
They gone now.

- I hope that Lisa don't
get herself in trouble

filming those officers
storming that house.

- She all in the mix.

- Are you okay?

- I think so.

- Man, I was so scared
when Pops called me.

- Oh my god, it was
crazy, Calvin.

- I'm sure.

Look, Miranda, I'm sorry
you had to go through that.

You know maybe this
is probably a sign

that you need to quit.

- What?

- Miranda, it's dangerous.
You're alone.

You can't go in those
houses by yourself.

- Calvin, what do you
expect me to do?

Huh?

I have to work.

- Okay, have you
thought about

what would have
happened if this situation

would've turned
out differently?

- Of course I have.
But Calvin--

- Miranda, it's too risky.
You're alone.

You don't have a
gun or anything.

- Calvin, I have to work.

I am a single mom
and I have Christian

and bills that I have
to take care of.

- I understand that.

- No you don't.

Listen, we're not
together anymore.

We're not married anymore.

I am doing the best I can by
myself to hold things together.

- Okay, look, I apologize.

I don't wanna overwhelm
you, it's just--

- Listen, listen, I know that
we were supposed to talk

about the money that you've
been giving me today

but the truth is I
really need the help.

- Look, Miranda, this isn't
about the money.

We'll figure that out later.

- I'm sorry.

- No, no, no, no, no, no.

You don't have to apologize.
I'm sorry.

Look, Miranda,
you need to know

that I'ma always
have your back.

- Baby.

- What is it Curtis?

- Hey, guess what,
I was right.

- What baby?

- There were squatters staying
over at the Caskey house.

- We have squatters
in the neighborhood?

- Yes.

And I discovered 'em
and Gloria didn't.

- Curtis, please don't start
with this president thing.

Now, you need to let that go.

- Baby, I am over that.
I'm good.

- So, what happened
with the squatters?

- Miranda scared 'em off.
- Miranda?

How did she do that?

- [laughs] By accident.

I guess she had to
clean up the house

'cause she had a showing
and apparently,

they was hiding in
the closet upstairs.

And when they jumped out they
scared the bejeezus out of her.

You should've seen
her come running.

She came up to
the house crazy.

- That's dangerous.
Is she okay?

- Yeah, she's fine.
But I'm not.

- And why not?
What's wrong with you?

- Because they left by the
time the cops got there

so that means I can't
get my reward money.

- Reward for what, Curtis?

- For breaking up
the drug ring, Ella.

- This is too much.

Curtis, I thought we were
talking about squatters.

- Okay, woman, who's
side are you on?

- I'm sorry.

I'm sorry Detective Payne.

I'm sorry.

- You know I'm gonna
go get my handcuffs.

It's time to go get
the handcuffs.

It's handcuff time.

- It's handcuff time?

- Yeah, it's time for me
to lose them keys.

It's time for me
to lose them keys.

- You know what,
nevermind.

- Go get in them handcuffs.

Get them handcuffs
out your purse.

- You're not getting me
locked up again, Curtis.

Hey, Baby, I want that
new vacuum cleaner.

- Yes dear.

- Babe, I am so sorry.

How is Miranda?

- Well, she was shaken.

But she'll be alright.

- Yeah.

I can't imagine how scary
that must have been for her.

- Yeah, she was really
emotional about it.

- Yeah.
No, I can imagine.

I would've been too.

- Look baby, I know
I was supposed

to have the money
conversation with her

but she's taking
care of my son.

And she's doing a
helluva job at it.

And honestly, I don't
mind giving her money

as long as it's
benefiting my son.

- Yeah, I get it.

I do.

And I'm sorry for even
making it a thing.

I should know better.

My mom was a single mom.

And she struggled.

But she never complained.

And we lacked nothing.

- Yeah, that sounds
like Miranda.

She's strong and determined.

- Well, she'll survive anything
with a spirit like that.

- Yeah she will.

- I love you.
- I love you.

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