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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,896 --> 00:00:05,517 - Okay, so then listen. 2 00:00:05,620 --> 00:00:10,172 After the vow renewal, right, we are gonna release 40 doves, 3 00:00:10,275 --> 00:00:12,758 one for every year you have been married. 4 00:00:12,862 --> 00:00:15,379 - [laughter] 5 00:00:15,482 --> 00:00:17,620 - Aw! 6 00:00:17,724 --> 00:00:19,275 Sounds beautiful. 7 00:00:19,379 --> 00:00:22,689 - Yes! - Sounds expensive. 8 00:00:22,793 --> 00:00:26,482 - I mean, you only have one 40th anniversary. 9 00:00:26,586 --> 00:00:30,172 - Curtis, aren't you excited about us renewing 10 00:00:30,275 --> 00:00:31,862 our wedding vows? 11 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:33,620 - Yes, baby, I am. 12 00:00:33,724 --> 00:00:35,965 You know, it's like they say, why buy the cow 13 00:00:36,068 --> 00:00:39,344 when you getting the milk for free? 14 00:00:39,448 --> 00:00:42,137 - Maybe you just want steaks. 15 00:00:42,241 --> 00:00:44,379 - You as dumb as a box of hair. 16 00:00:44,482 --> 00:00:46,482 - Curtis. - Not today, Mr. Payne. 17 00:00:46,586 --> 00:00:48,137 - She the one interrupting, baby. 18 00:00:48,241 --> 00:00:49,862 I'm trying to make a point. 19 00:00:49,965 --> 00:00:53,931 Okay, and my point is, it's just a lotta money, okay? 20 00:00:54,034 --> 00:00:57,517 Especially considering the fact that we are already married. 21 00:01:00,275 --> 00:01:03,655 Okay, you guys are asking me to buy a cow 40 years later 22 00:01:03,758 --> 00:01:06,551 for more money. What kinda sense does that make? 23 00:01:06,655 --> 00:01:10,862 - Okay, Curtis, do you really wanna start your day off 24 00:01:10,965 --> 00:01:13,413 by comparing your wife to a cow? 25 00:01:13,517 --> 00:01:16,241 - To her face. 26 00:01:16,344 --> 00:01:19,586 - Baby, I understand how that can sound a 27 00:01:19,689 --> 00:01:22,310 certain kind of way. - [Ella laughs] 28 00:01:22,413 --> 00:01:24,379 - You know I don't mean it like that. 29 00:01:24,482 --> 00:01:25,724 - Hm. 30 00:01:25,827 --> 00:01:28,103 - Okay, I'm just saying, an ice sculpture of me and you 31 00:01:28,206 --> 00:01:30,000 holding hands is wasteful. 32 00:01:30,103 --> 00:01:33,724 Okay, and don't the Bible say stuff about being wasteful? 33 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:35,413 What the Bible say about that? 34 00:01:35,517 --> 00:01:37,379 Huh? 'Cause I know I read some 35 00:01:37,482 --> 00:01:43,413 one day in Proverbs [laughs] uh, 21:20. 36 00:01:43,517 --> 00:01:48,965 A wise man saveth and a foolish man spendith it up. 37 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:51,000 - Miranda, grab your coat. 38 00:01:51,103 --> 00:01:54,758 Hell must be freezing over. Curtis Payne is 39 00:01:54,862 --> 00:01:56,517 half quoting scripture. 40 00:01:56,620 --> 00:01:58,172 - I know I read something like that. 41 00:01:58,275 --> 00:02:00,827 - Curtis, when? When, baby? 42 00:02:00,931 --> 00:02:03,103 - Think about it, Ella. 43 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:05,068 You really gonna release doves? 44 00:02:05,172 --> 00:02:07,931 - It sounds beautiful. Yes. 45 00:02:08,034 --> 00:02:11,620 - Ella, it sounds cruel. 46 00:02:11,724 --> 00:02:16,034 Who the hell kidnapped the birds in the first place, huh? 47 00:02:16,137 --> 00:02:17,758 And when you release 'em, how you gonna, 48 00:02:17,862 --> 00:02:19,448 where they going? Huh? 49 00:02:19,551 --> 00:02:21,241 How they even know how to get home? 50 00:02:21,344 --> 00:02:24,344 The poor birds don't even know how to get home. 51 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:26,758 - They do. They do go home. They fly home. 52 00:02:26,862 --> 00:02:31,172 - What, they got GPS, Miranda? Break it down for me. 53 00:02:31,275 --> 00:02:32,758 - Look, look, look. Right here, mm-hmm, 54 00:02:32,862 --> 00:02:35,310 I have the paperwork. It says that once the birds 55 00:02:35,413 --> 00:02:37,241 are released that they fly back home. 56 00:02:37,344 --> 00:02:41,344 - Oh, okay. I guess they're smart birds. 57 00:02:41,448 --> 00:02:43,793 - Would you like to find anything else wrong 58 00:02:43,896 --> 00:02:46,551 with our special day? 59 00:02:46,655 --> 00:02:50,241 - No, sweetheart. Of course not. 60 00:02:50,344 --> 00:02:54,586 Matter of fact, I can't wait to marry you a third time. 61 00:02:54,689 --> 00:02:58,517 - Aw. - On our 50th anniversary. 62 00:02:58,620 --> 00:03:00,241 - Aw. 63 00:03:00,344 --> 00:03:04,482 - Aw, baby. Thank you. 64 00:03:04,586 --> 00:03:08,413 - Spare no expense on our wedding remix. 65 00:03:08,517 --> 00:03:10,068 - Really? - Thank you. 66 00:03:10,172 --> 00:03:11,551 Thank you for coming around, Curtis, 67 00:03:11,655 --> 00:03:13,517 Thank you for coming around. 68 00:03:13,620 --> 00:03:15,241 ♪ Oh, Curtis has come around uh, hey ♪ 69 00:03:15,344 --> 00:03:17,862 ♪ Curtis has come around oh yeah, birds ♪ 70 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:19,517 - Bam. So listen. 71 00:03:19,620 --> 00:03:21,724 So since I have some more budget, I was thinking we 72 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:27,655 should do butterflies. I saw this...what? 73 00:03:27,758 --> 00:03:29,827 Thank yo... 74 00:03:29,931 --> 00:03:32,344 - You budget's $500. 75 00:03:32,448 --> 00:03:35,103 - But you just said. - Don't worry about what I said. 76 00:03:35,206 --> 00:03:38,724 Miranda, listen to what I'm saying. 77 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:41,103 - But...what...$500? $500 won't even pay 78 00:03:41,206 --> 00:03:44,206 for one dove. - But...ta.. ta... 79 00:03:44,310 --> 00:03:47,172 - But... - [mocks] 80 00:03:47,275 --> 00:03:48,827 - Mr. Payne... - [mocks] 81 00:03:48,931 --> 00:03:50,586 - It's... - [mocks] 82 00:03:51,034 --> 00:03:56,517 - ♪ 83 00:04:11,655 --> 00:04:13,103 - ♪ 84 00:04:13,206 --> 00:04:14,517 - [Ella laughs] 85 00:04:14,620 --> 00:04:18,068 - The doves. - Yes, the doves. Oh! 86 00:04:18,172 --> 00:04:19,655 Beautiful. 87 00:04:19,758 --> 00:04:24,275 - So, how do the birds know how to find their way home? 88 00:04:24,379 --> 00:04:27,827 - I don't know. They just do. 89 00:04:27,931 --> 00:04:31,448 That is the least important part of this whole thing. 90 00:04:31,551 --> 00:04:35,275 You know, why is everyone so concerned about these birds? 91 00:04:35,379 --> 00:04:39,448 - My apologies. And, um, when do I sing? 92 00:04:39,551 --> 00:04:42,379 - Excuse me? - Excuse me? 93 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:45,827 - My song, dear. When do I sing? 94 00:04:45,931 --> 00:04:48,758 - When was there a song? 95 00:04:48,862 --> 00:04:51,241 - Since I decided to bless the lovely couple 96 00:04:51,344 --> 00:04:54,344 with my vocal talents. It's my gift to them. 97 00:04:54,448 --> 00:04:56,379 - Oh, Glo, that's not necessary. 98 00:04:56,482 --> 00:04:58,793 - No, I insist. - It's not. 99 00:04:58,896 --> 00:05:01,310 - No, really. I'll sing a spiritual. 100 00:05:01,413 --> 00:05:03,344 This is a joyous and wondrous occasion 101 00:05:03,448 --> 00:05:08,241 And I can also do a little dance number. 102 00:05:08,344 --> 00:05:10,586 - So now there's dancing? 103 00:05:10,689 --> 00:05:13,551 - Of course. Who plans to renew their vows 104 00:05:13,655 --> 00:05:16,413 and not have a dance floor? 105 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:19,862 - I did. Me. There's no dancing. 106 00:05:19,965 --> 00:05:23,241 This is a small, a quaint ceremony, right? 107 00:05:23,344 --> 00:05:24,931 - Yes. 108 00:05:25,034 --> 00:05:29,931 - There is nothing small about being in love for 40 years. 109 00:05:30,034 --> 00:05:32,344 What does it take to impress you young people? 110 00:05:32,448 --> 00:05:36,620 For Ella to create a Tocky Tik dance video? 111 00:05:36,724 --> 00:05:39,827 - ♪ 112 00:05:39,931 --> 00:05:42,620 - Woo, Uncle Curtis, you got those steaks smelling good! 113 00:05:42,724 --> 00:05:44,068 - Mm-hmm! 114 00:05:44,172 --> 00:05:45,482 - How much longer before we eat? 115 00:05:45,586 --> 00:05:47,724 - Well, I don't know about we, but I been taste testing 116 00:05:47,827 --> 00:05:50,620 ever since this morning, if you heard me. 117 00:05:50,724 --> 00:05:52,931 - You know, it is so romantic watching you and mom 118 00:05:53,034 --> 00:05:54,344 renew your vows. - Mm-hmm. 119 00:05:54,448 --> 00:05:58,034 - It kinda reminds me of when me and Miranda got married. 120 00:05:58,137 --> 00:06:00,310 She was so beautiful. 121 00:06:00,413 --> 00:06:03,793 She kept messing up her makeup 'cause she couldn't stop crying. 122 00:06:03,896 --> 00:06:07,000 - And now you get to do it all over again with Laura. 123 00:06:07,103 --> 00:06:08,931 - Who? 124 00:06:09,034 --> 00:06:12,379 - Laura. Your fiance. 125 00:06:12,482 --> 00:06:14,620 - Oh, yeah, right, right. I'm sure our wedding 126 00:06:14,724 --> 00:06:16,310 will be way better. 127 00:06:16,413 --> 00:06:19,137 - You talking about Laurell? 128 00:06:19,241 --> 00:06:20,551 Hey, babe. 129 00:06:20,655 --> 00:06:22,620 - Oh, and...and by the way, Laura is so upset 130 00:06:22,724 --> 00:06:24,965 she couldn't be here. She had to leave town for work. 131 00:06:25,068 --> 00:06:26,931 - Aw, that's okay. 132 00:06:27,034 --> 00:06:29,758 Baby, listen. 133 00:06:29,862 --> 00:06:33,551 You have got this neighborhood 134 00:06:33,655 --> 00:06:35,896 smelling good. - It's stankin' ain't it? 135 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,620 - Curtis, you know it's not stankin'. 136 00:06:37,724 --> 00:06:39,827 - It's stankin' good, girl! - It smells good! 137 00:06:39,931 --> 00:06:41,103 Oh! 138 00:06:41,206 --> 00:06:43,448 - Hey, you know that was a good idea since you said 139 00:06:43,551 --> 00:06:45,758 we could save money by doing our own catering. 140 00:06:45,862 --> 00:06:47,241 - See? 141 00:06:47,344 --> 00:06:49,896 - So I took advantage of it. We gonna have barbecue tonight, 142 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,034 and all the food for tomorrow is almost done. 143 00:06:52,137 --> 00:06:55,655 - Yes, yes, yes. Oh, Calvin, did you get my cake? 144 00:06:55,758 --> 00:06:58,068 - Yeah, I got it earlier today. 145 00:06:58,172 --> 00:07:02,034 - And my receipt and change? 146 00:07:02,137 --> 00:07:04,344 - Well, I don't' get a tip for running the errand? 147 00:07:04,448 --> 00:07:08,724 - Look, if you want a tip, you shoulda been a stripper! 148 00:07:08,827 --> 00:07:11,482 Give your mama her change! 149 00:07:11,586 --> 00:07:13,068 - Thank you. 150 00:07:13,172 --> 00:07:14,793 Thank you, thank you, thank you. - Always hustling. 151 00:07:14,896 --> 00:07:18,620 - And my change and my receipt. 152 00:07:18,724 --> 00:07:23,172 Baby, this...this receipt is for an old bundt cake. 153 00:07:23,275 --> 00:07:25,862 Calvin, what happened to the cake I told you to get? 154 00:07:25,965 --> 00:07:29,344 - Well, Miranda said it wasn't in the budget. 155 00:07:29,448 --> 00:07:30,862 - The budget? 156 00:07:30,965 --> 00:07:33,655 - Well, yeah. She said we only have $500 157 00:07:33,758 --> 00:07:35,620 and we need to spread it the best she could. 158 00:07:35,724 --> 00:07:37,413 - $500. Man, that's cheap. 159 00:07:37,517 --> 00:07:39,172 - Shut up, Malik. 160 00:07:39,275 --> 00:07:41,413 - Well, yeah, that's why we're toasting with juice boxes 161 00:07:41,517 --> 00:07:42,793 instead of champagne. 162 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:47,827 - Juice boxes? What is this? 163 00:07:47,931 --> 00:07:50,793 - What has gotten into her? 164 00:07:50,896 --> 00:07:53,275 I mean, who could change what I told her to get 165 00:07:53,379 --> 00:07:55,862 when I was asking... 166 00:07:55,965 --> 00:08:00,241 - Would y'all shut up? Just be quiet. 167 00:08:00,344 --> 00:08:02,068 - Curtis! 168 00:08:04,482 --> 00:08:06,965 Curtis. 169 00:08:07,068 --> 00:08:11,896 Curtis, you went behind my back and put our wedding on a budget. 170 00:08:14,034 --> 00:08:15,931 - Well, see, 171 00:08:16,034 --> 00:08:20,344 a wedding renewal is not actually a wedding. 172 00:08:20,448 --> 00:08:23,103 There's a difference. 173 00:08:23,206 --> 00:08:25,689 - That's what I told her. That's what I said. 174 00:08:25,793 --> 00:08:30,034 - The only difference is what Curtis lied about. 175 00:08:32,482 --> 00:08:34,862 - Okay, baby. Let me explain. 176 00:08:34,965 --> 00:08:36,241 - Okay. 177 00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:42,482 - Well, I ain't expect you to let me talk. [laughs] 178 00:08:42,586 --> 00:08:44,758 She don't never let me talk, really. 179 00:08:44,862 --> 00:08:47,655 I didn't plan nothing to say. 180 00:08:47,758 --> 00:08:51,517 - 'Cause there isn't anything to say. 181 00:08:51,620 --> 00:08:54,241 You told me one thing to my face 182 00:08:54,344 --> 00:08:57,724 and then you said a whole 'nother thing behind my back. 183 00:08:57,827 --> 00:09:01,172 The why does not matter. 184 00:09:01,275 --> 00:09:04,586 Hey, all of this is your idea, Curtis. 185 00:09:04,689 --> 00:09:07,413 You in here. You went down on one knee, 186 00:09:07,517 --> 00:09:10,689 I just want you to marry me again. 187 00:09:10,793 --> 00:09:13,655 You couldn't even get up! 188 00:09:13,758 --> 00:09:15,655 All of this, Curtis, is because of you. 189 00:09:15,758 --> 00:09:18,931 And for what? 190 00:09:19,034 --> 00:09:21,241 - Come on, baby. Don't be like that. 191 00:09:21,344 --> 00:09:23,931 - Like what, Curtis? A wife who's married 192 00:09:24,034 --> 00:09:29,206 to a man who hides everything for 40 years? 193 00:09:29,310 --> 00:09:31,068 How should I be? 194 00:09:31,172 --> 00:09:34,000 - Auntie Ella, I really don't think it's fair that you 195 00:09:34,103 --> 00:09:36,103 keep asking Uncle Curtis questions 196 00:09:36,206 --> 00:09:40,620 he clearly doesn't have the answer to. 197 00:09:40,724 --> 00:09:42,310 - Thank you. - Yeah, you know what? 198 00:09:42,413 --> 00:09:48,172 When that preacher gets here tomorrow and asks me 199 00:09:48,275 --> 00:09:51,655 do I take you to be my husband again, 200 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:54,034 honestly, I don't know what I'm gonna say. 201 00:09:54,137 --> 00:09:56,827 - Oh, baby, come on. Don't be so dramatic 202 00:09:56,931 --> 00:10:00,275 - Oh, there you go. 40 years. 203 00:10:00,379 --> 00:10:04,724 You still telling me how I need to feel. [laughs] 204 00:10:06,827 --> 00:10:12,413 What would I do without you, Curtis? 205 00:10:12,517 --> 00:10:15,137 - I'm sorry, baby. 206 00:10:15,241 --> 00:10:17,034 - I know. 207 00:10:17,137 --> 00:10:20,793 You're always sorry about something. 208 00:10:29,206 --> 00:10:34,586 - I'm...I'm really sorry we couldn't hire that pastor. 209 00:10:34,689 --> 00:10:36,413 - Then who's gonna renew your vows? 210 00:10:36,517 --> 00:10:38,862 - Glo. 211 00:10:38,965 --> 00:10:40,827 She free. 212 00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,931 - Auntie Ella's gonna love that one. 213 00:10:43,034 --> 00:10:46,689 - Well, you really outdid yourself with this one, Pops. 214 00:10:46,793 --> 00:10:48,275 - Shut up, Calvin. 215 00:10:48,379 --> 00:10:50,655 - ♪ 216 00:10:52,172 --> 00:10:55,965 - Whew, I am so excited, Ella! I just love weddings. 217 00:10:56,068 --> 00:10:59,517 They are so... - Whatever, Glo. 218 00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:01,724 I don't care about this anymore. 219 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,620 - Wait, what do you mean? You have to care. 220 00:11:03,724 --> 00:11:08,172 - If I did, Miranda, I would be the only one. 221 00:11:08,275 --> 00:11:10,206 - Is everything okay? 222 00:11:10,310 --> 00:11:14,241 - It's fine. Like it's always fine. 223 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:21,000 - That looks like Curtis did something. 224 00:11:21,103 --> 00:11:23,241 For better or worse ain't no joke. 225 00:11:23,344 --> 00:11:25,103 - Who you telling? 226 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:29,344 - [laughs] I gotta tell y'all this. 227 00:11:29,448 --> 00:11:32,137 I am not feeling any of this. 228 00:11:34,448 --> 00:11:36,206 Done. 229 00:11:36,310 --> 00:11:38,068 Ha! Release the birds! 230 00:11:40,517 --> 00:11:43,551 - You don't think Aunt Ella would say no tomorrow, do you? 231 00:11:43,655 --> 00:11:45,103 - Well, they're already married. 232 00:11:45,206 --> 00:11:47,896 Would it be that big of a deal if she did? 233 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,034 - Well, you're not the one that's gotta stand there 234 00:11:50,137 --> 00:11:52,724 and be rejected. If she says no tomorrow, 235 00:11:52,827 --> 00:11:55,689 I'm, I'ma be crushed. 236 00:11:55,793 --> 00:11:58,758 - And you be a bastard. 237 00:11:58,862 --> 00:12:02,000 - No, that's not how it works. 238 00:12:02,103 --> 00:12:04,068 - Calvin, please. I don't see how 239 00:12:04,172 --> 00:12:06,862 what I did was wrong. Huh? 240 00:12:06,965 --> 00:12:09,551 I'm trying to save us money. 241 00:12:09,655 --> 00:12:11,793 - If you didn't do anything wrong, then why didn't 242 00:12:11,896 --> 00:12:14,068 you just tell Aunt Ella? 243 00:12:14,172 --> 00:12:17,275 - Because lying is easier. 244 00:12:17,379 --> 00:12:19,655 That shouldn't be so hard to understand 245 00:12:19,758 --> 00:12:21,793 - Mr. Payne, what did you do? 246 00:12:21,896 --> 00:12:25,137 - [sighs] Okay, well, if you must know, 247 00:12:25,241 --> 00:12:27,241 Ella got a little salty. - Mm-hmm. 248 00:12:27,344 --> 00:12:29,965 - She found out about the $500 limit. 249 00:12:30,068 --> 00:12:34,931 - Oh, that $500 limit that you gave me behind her back? 250 00:12:37,241 --> 00:12:39,241 - You know what? Miranda, I'm so sick 251 00:12:39,344 --> 00:12:42,689 of your negativity. 252 00:12:42,793 --> 00:12:47,000 If you wanna help, then you help. 253 00:12:47,103 --> 00:12:49,379 But if you gonna be around here just pointing out the obvious, 254 00:12:49,482 --> 00:12:51,862 then go kick rocks. 255 00:12:51,965 --> 00:12:56,344 - Mr. Payne, how can I help? 256 00:12:56,448 --> 00:12:59,448 - Thank you. 257 00:12:59,551 --> 00:13:03,689 Just smooth Ella out a little bit. Okay, she's talking about 258 00:13:03,793 --> 00:13:05,965 saying no at the ceremony tomorrow 259 00:13:06,068 --> 00:13:07,827 - Pops, she's not gonna say no. 260 00:13:07,931 --> 00:13:11,206 - Hm. - I don't think. 261 00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:14,379 - Well, I'm not taking any chances. 262 00:13:14,482 --> 00:13:16,275 - Okay. 263 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:20,517 So Mr. Payne, if I can guarantee that Ms. Ella 264 00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:23,862 says yes tomorrow, will you stop worrying about the money 265 00:13:23,965 --> 00:13:26,724 and enjoy the wedding? 266 00:13:26,827 --> 00:13:30,034 - I will. Promise, cross my heart, 267 00:13:30,137 --> 00:13:32,310 hope somebody bad dies. 268 00:13:36,862 --> 00:13:38,896 - Another credit card, please? 269 00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:49,793 - Doesn't he make marriage look great? 270 00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:53,137 And you get to do it all over again. 271 00:13:53,241 --> 00:13:54,655 - ♪ 272 00:13:54,758 --> 00:13:57,000 - Woo! [laughs] 273 00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:59,034 Here comes the bride! 274 00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,758 - Thank you, Glo, so much for helping me. 275 00:14:03,862 --> 00:14:06,206 Thank you. - Okay, bam, five minutes 276 00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:08,931 to showtime. Everyone take your places, please. 277 00:14:09,034 --> 00:14:10,896 - All right, all right. Well, I think we're 278 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,551 all done here. So now if you'll excuse me, 279 00:14:13,655 --> 00:14:17,448 I must do my vocal exercises. 280 00:14:17,551 --> 00:14:20,103 Red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather, 281 00:14:20,206 --> 00:14:22,310 red leather, yell... oh that's good. 282 00:14:22,413 --> 00:14:25,827 I'm about to kill this. [clears throat] 283 00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:28,551 - I didn't plan that. 284 00:14:28,655 --> 00:14:29,896 - She said I'm gonna kill it. 285 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,793 - [Miranda giggles] 286 00:14:31,896 --> 00:14:35,068 Are you ready for your second big day? 287 00:14:35,172 --> 00:14:38,068 - I guess. I guess. 288 00:14:38,172 --> 00:14:42,965 - Ms. Ella. Now I know that Mr. Payne has 289 00:14:43,068 --> 00:14:47,413 a funny way of showing it, but he loves you. 290 00:14:47,517 --> 00:14:51,620 What I know is that he is utterly and completely 291 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,241 in love with you. 292 00:14:53,344 --> 00:14:57,172 - Miranda, I love him. But he sure does have 293 00:14:57,275 --> 00:14:59,793 a hard time showing it sometimes. 294 00:14:59,896 --> 00:15:05,241 - [laughs] [sighs] Well, Calvin definitely has it, honestly. 295 00:15:05,344 --> 00:15:06,586 - Mm-hmm. 296 00:15:06,689 --> 00:15:12,551 - But I absolutely, I wish that I had your resilience. 297 00:15:13,655 --> 00:15:16,103 I admire that. 298 00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:19,000 You have to say yes to Mr. Payne. 299 00:15:19,103 --> 00:15:22,551 Now, you know if you don't you will kill that man. 300 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:26,344 - Well, you all should have dressed for a funeral. 301 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,275 Go ahead. I'm ready. 302 00:15:31,379 --> 00:15:33,241 - Ready? 303 00:15:33,344 --> 00:15:35,931 - No, I'm gonna sit and take a breath, 304 00:15:36,034 --> 00:15:37,827 put on my shoes... - MIRANDA: Okay 305 00:15:37,931 --> 00:15:40,068 - ...and I'll meet you out there. 306 00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:42,034 - You have two minutes and 14 seconds. 307 00:15:42,137 --> 00:15:46,000 - No, you have two minutes and 14 seconds. 308 00:15:46,103 --> 00:15:49,241 - I will see you outside. - Yes. 309 00:15:49,344 --> 00:15:53,000 It took me 40 years to get right here. [laughs] 310 00:15:53,103 --> 00:15:56,758 I'm gonna need three minutes. 311 00:15:56,862 --> 00:15:59,931 - ♪ 312 00:16:00,034 --> 00:16:02,172 - Okay, listen. 313 00:16:02,275 --> 00:16:03,965 - Will you relax? 314 00:16:04,068 --> 00:16:05,379 - Where's she at? 315 00:16:05,482 --> 00:16:07,965 Everybody just standing here and... 316 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,482 Miranda? 317 00:16:09,586 --> 00:16:12,448 - Listen, let's just pray she decides to show up. 318 00:16:12,551 --> 00:16:15,310 - What? - I did the best I could. 319 00:16:15,413 --> 00:16:18,344 - Well, um, you know, now's a great time, 320 00:16:18,448 --> 00:16:23,448 for, uh, and A and B selection done by moi. 321 00:16:23,551 --> 00:16:25,793 - Make it an A. 322 00:16:25,896 --> 00:16:28,896 Matter of fact, make it an uh. 323 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,758 - [clears throat] 324 00:16:30,862 --> 00:16:34,379 ♪ To God 325 00:16:34,482 --> 00:16:38,482 ♪ be the glory 326 00:16:38,586 --> 00:16:41,896 ♪ To god 327 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,758 ♪ be the glory 328 00:16:45,862 --> 00:16:48,827 ♪ To God 329 00:16:48,931 --> 00:16:52,068 ♪ be the glory 330 00:16:52,172 --> 00:16:57,965 ♪ For the things He has done 331 00:16:58,068 --> 00:17:02,931 ♪ with His blood 332 00:17:03,034 --> 00:17:08,896 ♪ He has saved me by His power 333 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:13,620 ♪ He has raised me to Go... 334 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:18,068 ♪ To Go... 335 00:17:18,172 --> 00:17:22,482 - You...you got it. You almost did it. 336 00:17:22,586 --> 00:17:26,551 - ♪ To God, oh, 337 00:17:26,655 --> 00:17:29,827 ♪ be the glory 338 00:17:29,931 --> 00:17:32,724 ♪ for the things 339 00:17:32,827 --> 00:17:35,862 ♪ He has 340 00:17:35,965 --> 00:17:39,793 ♪ done 341 00:17:39,896 --> 00:17:43,137 - [applause] 342 00:17:43,241 --> 00:17:46,620 - She is good. She is good. 343 00:17:46,724 --> 00:17:48,241 - Mm. - Here we go. 344 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:54,896 - Oh. 345 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,482 - ELLA: Miranda, look at this lawnmower. 346 00:17:56,586 --> 00:17:59,586 I told him to move the lawnmower. 347 00:17:59,689 --> 00:18:02,344 Stop pushing me. 348 00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:04,793 - [applause] - I'm going. 349 00:18:04,896 --> 00:18:06,379 Stop pushing me. 350 00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:13,620 Didn't I tell you to move that lawnmower. 351 00:18:13,724 --> 00:18:16,517 - Didn't I tell you to move the lawnmower? 352 00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:18,586 - You didn't tell me to move no lawnmower. 353 00:18:18,689 --> 00:18:20,137 - Shut up. 354 00:18:22,689 --> 00:18:25,689 - So, uh, do you, Curtis Payne... 355 00:18:25,793 --> 00:18:27,206 - Oh. 356 00:18:30,931 --> 00:18:32,517 What happened to my pastor? 357 00:18:34,931 --> 00:18:36,482 - He never called back. 358 00:18:36,586 --> 00:18:41,310 - Curtis, don't lie on my pastor. 359 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:44,551 - But Glo went to the classes at church. 360 00:18:44,655 --> 00:18:47,655 So she's almost an elder...ly. 361 00:18:50,655 --> 00:18:55,758 - [clears throat] Again, do you, Curtis Payne, 362 00:18:55,862 --> 00:18:59,827 again, take Ella to be your lawfully wedded wife? 363 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:03,103 To continue honoring and cherishing her so long 364 00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:05,586 as you both shall live? 365 00:19:05,689 --> 00:19:08,068 - Yes. 366 00:19:08,172 --> 00:19:12,586 And that's a yes, 10,000 times yes. 367 00:19:12,689 --> 00:19:18,379 And to cover all my ground, si. That's Spanish for yes. 368 00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:21,793 - It doesn't make a difference, but cool. 369 00:19:21,896 --> 00:19:25,724 Do you, Ella Payne, again take Curtis 370 00:19:25,827 --> 00:19:28,206 to be your lawfully wedded husband? 371 00:19:28,310 --> 00:19:31,000 To continue honoring and cherishing him 372 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:34,551 so long as you both shall live? 373 00:19:39,862 --> 00:19:41,310 - Mom. 374 00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:50,137 - I have done that for 40 years. 375 00:19:50,241 --> 00:19:54,793 And I pray that I can have another 40 years. 376 00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,275 - That a yes? - Yes. That was a yes. 377 00:19:59,379 --> 00:20:01,275 I think I... - That's a yes. 378 00:20:01,379 --> 00:20:02,862 - Whew, I was worried. 379 00:20:05,206 --> 00:20:07,379 - You was worried? How you think I feel? 380 00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:10,034 - You was worried? I was really worried. 381 00:20:10,137 --> 00:20:11,896 - ♪ 382 00:20:12,827 --> 00:20:14,034 - You scared the mess outta me. 383 00:20:14,137 --> 00:20:16,689 Can I testify? She...I was scared 384 00:20:16,793 --> 00:20:19,862 on that one. You know how you be. 385 00:20:19,965 --> 00:20:24,655 - How could I ever deny life with you, baby? 386 00:20:24,758 --> 00:20:27,206 - Curtis, you may salute your bride. 387 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:31,448 - [chuckles] 388 00:20:31,551 --> 00:20:34,896 Kids, turn your heads. 389 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:40,379 - Yeah! - [applause] 390 00:20:40,482 --> 00:20:45,241 - [Curtis chuckles] 391 00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:46,724 - Pronounce us. 392 00:20:46,827 --> 00:20:49,551 - Oh, yeah. You are now husband and wife. 393 00:20:49,655 --> 00:20:51,000 - ♪ 394 00:20:51,103 --> 00:20:56,551 - [applause] 395 00:20:57,103 --> 00:21:01,482 - ♪ 396 00:21:26,931 --> 00:21:28,344 - ♪ 397 00:21:29,034 --> 00:21:31,241 - ♪ 28686

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