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- ♪
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- [audience laughing]
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- Yo, I could have killed you,
man! I'm strapped.
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- Whoa, whoa, take it down
a notch.
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- Yeah, Doughboy.
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Either you don't know, don't
show, or don't care
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about what's going on in
the spiderhood.
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- That's the wrong movie,
stupid.
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- Whatever.
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Ooh, Calvin's toys.
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- Hey, hey, hey, maybe I
should look through that box.
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You can look through...
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- Well, well, well.
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This surely explains a lot.
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- How'd that get in there?
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It must have been labeled
wrong. It's not mine.
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- No, this yours.
It's got Calvin on the tag.
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- All right, all right.
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It's mine.
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But I was an Easter-egg-hunt
legend in church.
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- Yeah, he didn't grow much
as a kid.
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He had to wear that for
several Easters.
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- That explains why you're
so meticulous
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when it comes to making
Easter eggs.
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- Bruh, it was my ministry.
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- Okay.
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- What is this,
a book of spells?
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Why is it locked?
- You know what?
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This might be the
lost family recipes
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that Auntie Ella was
looking for.
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- Well, we won't be able to
get into it 'cause it's...
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- You're welcome.
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- When did you become a
master thief?
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- Man, Dad's been locking
the door to his...
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Statue of limitations
clearly has not ran out
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on that one yet.
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- Ask me not how much
I desire to be with you.
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It's the same as asking how
much I desire to breathe.
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- Who would lock
a romance novel?
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- I, Ella,
the love of your life,
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ache for you every night.
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I want you every night.
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- Yuck!
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Aunt Ella's and Uncle Curtis'
love letters.
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I don't wanna hear that.
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- Please come rescue me
from loneliness, Eric.
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- Eric?
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- ♪
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- Lisa! Lisa!
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- What's wrong?
Is everything okay, babe?
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- You cheatin' on me,
woman?
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- What?
Why would you ask me that?
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- We found some letters
that Aunt Ella wrote.
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- Awww, that's so sweet.
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- To some dude named Eric.
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- Oh, that's messed up.
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I mean, what that got
to do with me?
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- If she's creeping,
anybody could be doing it.
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- Exactly.
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- Your dad has been with
your mother for years
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and you don't see him
accusing her of cheating.
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- Hey Janine, you cheating
on me, woman?
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- [audience laughing]
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- Hello?
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Babe, hello?
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- [audience laughing]
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- She said she gonna
call me right back.
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- [audience laughing]
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- You haven't answered
the question.
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- Stop talking so loud.
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- This is my house!
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Well, this is my dad's house.
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But I don't have to be quiet.
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- You telling her, son.
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- Dad, can you excuse us?
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- Gonna hang up on somebody.
Hanging up on me.
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- [audience laughing]
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- She better call me back.
I know that.
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- Do you have any proof that
I've been messing
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with somebody else?
- No.
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- Have I done anything to
make you think
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I wanna be with someone else?
- No.
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- Is that your baby upstairs
that I nurse, read to,
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and do baby exercises with
to make sure
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she's strong, smart
and healthy?
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- I'm not sure she's mine yet.
- I will cut you.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Okay, fine. All right,
you're right.
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That is our daughter.
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- So what part of any
of this makes you think
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I wanna be
with somebody else?
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- Come on,
this is Auntie Ella.
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I mean, it's like finding out
that the Pope
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and Mother Teresa have a
sex tape.
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- [audience laughing]
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- That is the most
sacrilegious thing
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I have ever heard you say.
- I know.
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I just couldn't think
of a better analogy.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Here's a better one.
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It's like people judging me
for my past,
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instead of taking the time
to find out what's in my heart.
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And if you wake that baby,
that's your ass.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Mom, we need to talk.
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- Son, don't mess
with your mama.
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She's doing the Lord's work
right now.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Which is?
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- Making my plate.
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- Mom, I found your
erotic poetry.
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- Boy, I knew that
bug spray would damage
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the few brain cells
you have left.
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Your mama would never do
nothing like that.
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Go on, tell him, baby.
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- Calvin, your father's right.
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Bug spray is damaging
to the brain.
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- Mom.
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- Yes, it's true.
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I love literature.
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All kinds of literature.
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And occasionally, I write.
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I thought it was down deep
in the garage
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right next to your little
bunny rabbit suit.
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You know, the one that you
used to always wear.
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- That was my ministry.
- [audience laughing]
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- Please, everybody knew
you wanted to be the first
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Black Bugs Bunny.
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- [audience laughing]
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- What does any of this
have to do with anything?
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I like to write.
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- When did you stop?
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- I never did.
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I still write from time to time.
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Journal from time to time.
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- Oh, this journal I found,
it's like old-old?
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- I don't know.
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Which volume did you find?
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- Volumes?
Oh, you got volumes?
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- Volumes.
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- So how many did you have?
Or do you still have them?
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Uh, Pops, can you give
us the room?
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- What?
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When have you ever known
me to leave a room
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in my house, eating my food
that my wife cooked?
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- Okay, stay then.
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But I think your wife is
making someone else's plate.
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- Say what?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Curtis. Leave him alone.
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Don't kill him, baby.
He's the only son we got.
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- Oh, we can make another son.
- [audience laughing]
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- He better stop disrespecting
me in my house.
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- Then give us the room.
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- How about I give you a
busted lip?
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- Curtis, it's okay.
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Relax.
- I am relaxed.
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- Okay, good.
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Then give us the room.
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It's okay, baby.
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- You do like that.
Okay, baby.
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- Get your glasses.
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- Oh, okay.
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Give me this.
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And give me this.
- [chuckling]
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- Thank you, baby.
- You're so welcome.
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- Smells so good.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Put a little salt on the...
- I did.
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- Okay.
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Little more pepper.
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Now, that's how you
get the room.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Mwah.
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- So, what you got?
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- I don't know what you think
you found in that garage,
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but you better close
Pandora's box.
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- Okay.
- [audience laughing]
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- ♪
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- I don't know, baby.
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She had this, this look in
her eyes like...
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- Like until you do right by me,
everything around you
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gonna crumble?
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- Yeah, just like that!
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Just like that.
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- [sighs]
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- I just never seen
her like this.
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You think she's ever spit
in my dad's lemonade?
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- That's crazy, your dad
don't drink lemonade.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Yeah, but I never seen
her like this before.
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- Well Calvin, you did
almost accuse her
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of being an adulterer.
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- But she's not
just my mom. She's--
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- President of the missionary
board, praise team member,
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Deaconess.
- Okay, I get it.
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- [audience laughing]
- I get it.
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I just mean that she's like the
symbol of a rock-solid marriage.
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- And?
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- And if she did it then
there's no hope for anyone.
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Everybody's doing it.
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[chuckles]
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When I say everybody's doing it,
I mean everybody except me.
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It's just that everybody
eventually will do it.
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- [audience laughing]
- Do you want me to save you
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from incriminating
yourself, baby?
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- Please.
- [laughing]
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Listen, your mom is human.
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She is a woman.
And women are loving, passionate
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sexual beings, Calvin.
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- So you think she did it?
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- [sighs]
I don't know.
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But if she did, she wouldn't
be the first or the last.
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- Wait, what's that supposed
to mean?
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Have you done it?
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- No, I haven't done it.
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Well, I mean I have, but...
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- Wait, wait, wait, you've
been cheating on me?
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Look, that's what I'm not
about to deal with right now.
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- Calvin, no.
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Baby, calm down.
I have not cheated on you.
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I cheated on my last boyfriend.
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- Oh, well he was lame,
so I get it.
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- Right.
- Wait,
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who'd you cheat on him with?
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With me?
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- Yes, baby.
I thought you knew.
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I mean, Calvin aren't
you flattered?
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Baby, you are not the first
man that I loved.
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- So I was your side piece?
- Yeah!
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But now,
you're my main piece.
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- [audience laughing]
- So all women do it?
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Do you think...
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You think Miranda did it?
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- I was friends with Miranda
for a long time,
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so I know she did it.
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- No, no, no, no, no, no!
So all women are Jezebels?
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- Calvin...
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[laughing]
You're so cute.
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Listen, we are human, okay?
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We love hard and we're
passionate, just like men.
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- No, no. My father would
never do that to my mom.
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- How do you know?
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- Because she would kill him.
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Oh no.
- What?
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- I left the book on the table
in the backyard.
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Look, if my dad finds that
he's gonna do something crazy.
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I gotta go get that book.
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- ♪
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- Hey, who took my grandbaby?
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- She woke up so I brought her
down before she started crying.
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- I was just about to go in
there and spoil her.
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- Go to Paw Paw.
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- What I tell you about that?
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I ain't playing with you.
254
00:12:03,172 --> 00:12:04,793
Hey.
255
00:12:04,896 --> 00:12:07,344
Oh, that is so beautiful.
256
00:12:07,448 --> 00:12:13,241
Malik and Lisa,
combined, MaLisa.
257
00:12:13,344 --> 00:12:15,689
- We should probably call
her MaCheater,
258
00:12:15,793 --> 00:12:18,137
since it runs in the family.
259
00:12:18,241 --> 00:12:20,689
- You still on that?
- Yes. It's Auntie Ella.
260
00:12:20,793 --> 00:12:22,137
I can't let it go.
261
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:25,275
- Son, the older you get,
the more you find out
262
00:12:25,379 --> 00:12:28,931
that people do things that
you never expected.
263
00:12:31,241 --> 00:12:34,586
- Dad, have you ever had
a side chick?
264
00:12:38,517 --> 00:12:39,827
- Never.
265
00:12:39,931 --> 00:12:42,448
- Dad, have you ever cheated
on mom?
266
00:12:42,551 --> 00:12:46,965
- Malik, you are asking
some very adult questions.
267
00:12:47,068 --> 00:12:49,344
- Look, I am way past the
golden years
268
00:12:49,448 --> 00:12:50,793
of being a teenager.
269
00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:53,206
I am grown and
I deserve to know.
270
00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:56,379
- Grandbaby,
let's go upstairs.
271
00:12:56,482 --> 00:13:02,034
Yeah, because your daddy
is gonna get his grown ass
272
00:13:02,137 --> 00:13:05,413
whooped if he don't stop
talking to me crazy.
273
00:13:05,517 --> 00:13:08,275
Yes, he is.
Right in front of his baby.
274
00:13:08,379 --> 00:13:09,689
Yes, he is.
275
00:13:09,793 --> 00:13:12,758
- [audience laughing]
276
00:13:12,862 --> 00:13:15,379
- I think you should
go over there.
277
00:13:15,482 --> 00:13:18,448
- Go where?
- To your Aunt Ella's.
278
00:13:18,551 --> 00:13:22,482
If you wanna know the truth,
you need to go get it.
279
00:13:22,586 --> 00:13:26,172
- You think so?
- Unless you're scared.
280
00:13:26,275 --> 00:13:28,586
- Ain't nobody scared
of Auntie Ella...
281
00:13:28,689 --> 00:13:30,172
anymore.
282
00:13:30,275 --> 00:13:32,689
- ♪
283
00:13:32,793 --> 00:13:38,586
- [audience laughing]
284
00:13:42,896 --> 00:13:44,448
- Where's the book?
285
00:14:04,275 --> 00:14:08,344
- So, you come back
to get the room?
286
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,965
- No. Uh,
287
00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:15,758
look, Pop.
I'm sorry about earlier.
288
00:14:15,862 --> 00:14:17,862
I was feeling
myself a little bit.
289
00:14:17,965 --> 00:14:19,482
- A lotta bit.
290
00:14:19,586 --> 00:14:21,344
So, what're you doing
with the book?
291
00:14:21,448 --> 00:14:22,896
- Huh?
292
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,103
- I said, what are you doing
with the book?
293
00:14:25,206 --> 00:14:30,103
- Oh, this book?
It's, it's mom's family recipes.
294
00:14:30,206 --> 00:14:33,000
- Oh, that's good.
I could use some recipes.
295
00:14:33,103 --> 00:14:35,206
I could use them on the
barbecue truck.
296
00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:36,896
- You don't want
these recipes.
297
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,931
- Why, what are the recipes?
298
00:14:39,034 --> 00:14:41,758
- Hot... chicken?
299
00:14:41,862 --> 00:14:43,137
- Hot chicken?
300
00:14:43,241 --> 00:14:44,931
I love hot chicken!
301
00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:46,931
That's a gift from God!
302
00:14:47,034 --> 00:14:49,448
- Oh, no, no.
This isn't a gift from God.
303
00:14:49,551 --> 00:14:52,206
- [audience laughing]
- Well, give me the book.
304
00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:53,965
- No.
305
00:14:54,068 --> 00:14:57,965
- Why not?
- Well, I can't.
306
00:14:58,068 --> 00:14:59,379
- Why not?
307
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:02,551
- Pop, let me ask you something.
- What?
308
00:15:02,655 --> 00:15:04,827
- Would you ever hurt
somebody you love?
309
00:15:04,931 --> 00:15:06,241
Like a family member.
310
00:15:06,344 --> 00:15:08,724
- Well, I can show you better
than I can tell you.
311
00:15:08,827 --> 00:15:10,137
- Uh, no, no, no, Pop.
312
00:15:10,241 --> 00:15:12,241
- Just give me the book.
- No, no, no, no, no.
313
00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:14,206
Just step back. Step back!
314
00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:17,344
- You know what?
You about to piss me off.
315
00:15:17,448 --> 00:15:19,103
Now I wanna see that
doggone book.
316
00:15:19,206 --> 00:15:21,379
- Wait, he found out,
didn't he?
317
00:15:21,482 --> 00:15:23,965
- Give me the book.
- No.
318
00:15:24,068 --> 00:15:26,206
- Give me the book.
319
00:15:26,310 --> 00:15:29,551
- Wait, he doesn't know?
- Doesn't know what?
320
00:15:29,655 --> 00:15:32,931
- Um, Uncle Curtis, I think
you should talk to Auntie Ella.
321
00:15:33,034 --> 00:15:35,413
- Talk to Ella about what?
322
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:37,413
- Hot chicken.
323
00:15:37,517 --> 00:15:41,068
- I'm so sick of that doggone
hot chicken, I swear!
324
00:15:41,172 --> 00:15:45,586
- Ah, volume one.
325
00:15:45,689 --> 00:15:48,862
- Auntie Ella, I do not want
to know the truth.
326
00:15:48,965 --> 00:15:50,655
I can't handle the truth.
327
00:15:50,758 --> 00:15:54,241
- You moved the book
from the table out there.
328
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:58,137
- Okay, somebody gotta tell
me what the hell's going on.
329
00:15:58,241 --> 00:16:01,689
- Everybody in the living room.
330
00:16:01,793 --> 00:16:05,068
- Let's do this.
331
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:06,689
- You.
332
00:16:09,275 --> 00:16:14,137
You just wouldn't leave well
enough alone.
333
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:18,586
So you wanna know how
grown folks live real lives?
334
00:16:21,344 --> 00:16:24,137
I'ma tell you.
335
00:16:24,241 --> 00:16:25,793
I'ma help you.
336
00:16:37,965 --> 00:16:43,103
Curtis Payne is not the first
man I've loved.
337
00:16:43,206 --> 00:16:44,517
- No, mama.
338
00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:46,793
- Please no, I don't want
to hear anymore of this.
339
00:16:46,896 --> 00:16:48,413
- You're gonna hear it.
340
00:16:48,517 --> 00:16:51,310
- I'm sorry, Pops.
You can get through this.
341
00:16:51,413 --> 00:16:53,448
- Oh, what y'all talking
about? Eric?
342
00:16:53,551 --> 00:16:55,310
- Wait, you know about him?
- Y'all swinging?
343
00:16:55,413 --> 00:16:59,724
- [audience laughing]
- I said lov-ed, not love.
344
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:05,655
Curtis is not my first love
and he knows it.
345
00:17:12,344 --> 00:17:17,034
- Mom, that poetry was juicy.
346
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:21,620
- I was younger,
madly in love and...
347
00:17:21,724 --> 00:17:23,068
[chuckles]
348
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:27,206
I thought I was gonna spend
the rest of my life with him.
349
00:17:27,310 --> 00:17:31,172
- Then she met Curtis Payne.
Ya heard me!
350
00:17:31,275 --> 00:17:33,931
- Curtis, stop.
351
00:17:34,034 --> 00:17:35,965
- So what happened?
352
00:17:36,068 --> 00:17:37,896
- Life.
353
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,172
Liquor.
354
00:17:40,275 --> 00:17:43,965
Addiction.
355
00:17:44,068 --> 00:17:48,586
And he put his hands on me.
356
00:17:48,689 --> 00:17:51,000
- Mom, I'm sorry.
357
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:52,655
- I'm not done.
358
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:59,206
Sometimes, the life you know
is all you need.
359
00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:03,310
I told you to close the box.
360
00:18:07,103 --> 00:18:12,448
I left him. And I thought I
wasn't gonna ever be able
361
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:18,448
to trust or love anybody
ever again, let alone a man.
362
00:18:21,275 --> 00:18:23,000
- Well, what did you do?
363
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,275
- Nothing, nothing.
364
00:18:25,379 --> 00:18:28,448
Curtis Payne did it.
365
00:18:28,551 --> 00:18:33,137
I met him outside of a
bible study I was visiting.
366
00:18:33,241 --> 00:18:35,586
- You met Pops...
at a bible study?
367
00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:39,275
- Outside the bible study.
- [audience laughing]
368
00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:42,206
- He thought the church
was a club.
369
00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:45,586
- I mean, it had this
big, old neon sign.
370
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:49,000
I thought the A-M-E stood for
Atlanta's Main Entertainment.
371
00:18:49,103 --> 00:18:52,034
[chuckles]
372
00:18:52,137 --> 00:18:55,241
- So what? You took him inside
and changed his life?
373
00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:58,551
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Absolutely not.
374
00:18:58,655 --> 00:19:02,034
I just found out that the
wine was grape juice.
375
00:19:02,137 --> 00:19:04,517
What kind of club is that?
- [audience laughing]
376
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:07,172
- He just wouldn't
stop calling me.
377
00:19:07,275 --> 00:19:11,275
I said to him, I know you're
broke and that is not okay.
378
00:19:11,379 --> 00:19:14,482
- Mom, you were coming
hard like that?
379
00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:20,413
- And this man said to me,
I know you're broken
380
00:19:20,517 --> 00:19:25,551
and that is okay.
I wanna fix you.
381
00:19:28,517 --> 00:19:31,448
- Wait, Uncle Curtis,
he said that?
382
00:19:34,793 --> 00:19:39,413
- Looked into my soul,
saw my pain.
383
00:19:39,517 --> 00:19:42,655
And it did not
bother him at all.
384
00:19:42,758 --> 00:19:46,413
And I learned to love again.
385
00:19:46,517 --> 00:19:49,620
With everything that I have.
386
00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:52,137
- 'Cause I tore dat ahh up!
387
00:19:52,241 --> 00:19:54,551
- [audience laughing]
388
00:19:54,655 --> 00:19:58,241
- Not until the honeymoon night,
Curtis.
389
00:19:58,344 --> 00:19:59,793
- CURTIS: Come on, Ella.
390
00:19:59,896 --> 00:20:03,000
You're messing up my
legendary status.
391
00:20:03,103 --> 00:20:05,517
- No, no she's not, Pops.
392
00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:09,241
She just solidified it.
393
00:20:09,344 --> 00:20:13,000
You're the real deal.
394
00:20:13,103 --> 00:20:18,620
- Now, the next time you
wanna go find some stuff,
395
00:20:21,068 --> 00:20:22,758
don't.
396
00:20:22,862 --> 00:20:25,827
- ♪
397
00:20:29,344 --> 00:20:33,482
- ♪
398
00:20:33,586 --> 00:20:35,689
- Looks like I got everything
ready for the yard sale
399
00:20:35,793 --> 00:20:36,965
tomorrow.
400
00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:39,103
- Only thing left to do is take
the donation box
401
00:20:39,206 --> 00:20:40,551
back to the Help Center.
402
00:20:42,896 --> 00:20:46,413
Uh, why is my bunny suit
in the donation box?
403
00:20:46,517 --> 00:20:49,482
- [audience laughing]
- Time to let it go, bruh.
404
00:20:49,586 --> 00:20:51,862
- Calvin Jr. might want
to wear this.
405
00:20:51,965 --> 00:20:54,034
- Or burn it.
406
00:20:54,137 --> 00:20:55,827
- Bruh, that was a ministry.
407
00:20:55,931 --> 00:20:59,310
- No, no, no.
Singing is a ministry.
408
00:20:59,413 --> 00:21:03,068
That is a sad existence
for a grown man.
409
00:21:03,172 --> 00:21:05,862
- [audience laughing]
410
00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:37,206
- ♪
411
00:21:38,517 --> 00:21:44,586
- ♪
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