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- ♪
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- Thank you so much
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for helping us get this
backyard together.
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When we're finished,
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oh, it's gonna be so pretty.
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Even the squirrels are gonna
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wipe their feet before
they come back here.
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- [laughing]
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- But just
remember our deal.
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We weed. You feed.
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- Two days' worth of dinners
now for each of us.
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- I got you.
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I wish I could pay all
of my workers in food.
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- I once got
tipped in prime rib.
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- Do not tell me that you took
meat from a complete stranger.
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- It was still early
in our relationship.
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She was hungry, and I had
somebody else's Postmates.
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So we made it work.
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- [giggling]
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- I bet you did.
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Curtis, what's wrong, baby?
What's wrong?
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- Baby, Greg Bernard died.
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- Greg? Oh, Curtis.
No.
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- Who is Greg Bernard?
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- Uncle Curtis friend
from childhood.
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- I've known Greg so long,
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I can't think of the time
I didn't know him.
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And now he gone.
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And it's all my fault.
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- What are you
talking about, baby?
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How did Greg die?
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- Elwood was in the barbershop,
and he started talking about how
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he could out dance
me back in the day.
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We know that ain't true,
so I had to challenge him.
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You know how I do, baby.
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I gotta-- gotta get that
James on him.
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I mean, I did the little robot
then I did the
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"Womp Womp Wha Wha Wha Woop."
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I went on the floor,
I did all that.
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And I passed it to him.
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- Mr. Bernard laughed
and served Pops.
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Then Pops dropped down
and did the worm on Mr. Bernard.
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- What?
- Whaaaaa?
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- Then Mr. Bernard just dropped
right there in the barbershop.
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- Fell face first
in a pile of curly hair.
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I mean, Floyd called
the ambulance.
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By the time they got there,
it was too late.
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And it's all my fault,
Ella, all my fault.
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I mean-- I didn't realize that
my moves were still so lethal.
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I mean... Why, Lord, why?
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Why did you curse me
with so much talent,
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even at this age,
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that no man... no mortal man
can keep up with me?
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- [theme music]
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- What you doing, baby?
- Hey baby.
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- I thought you were going
to take the clothes
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that we're donating
to the Help Center
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down to the Help Center.
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- Hey baby,
I'm sitting here just...
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looking at some
old pictures of me and Greg.
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That's us when we was in
the third grade.
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That's me in the fourth grade,
and then me in the fifth grade.
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- Where's Greg?
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- Oh, he was held back
in the third grade.
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He wasn't that smart,
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but he stayed my friend.
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I'll tell you, Ella,
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you never know when the good
Lord is going to call you home.
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Hmm.
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- Well, you're right
about that, Curtis.
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So, baby, have you thought
about updating your will?
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- Yeah, I've been
thinking about it.
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- Well, you need to.
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- I will.
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Ella, I don't want you
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closing up stuff
alone without me.
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- But Curtis,
what if you go first?
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You need to determine right now
what happens when you die.
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Who gets your house,
who gets your pension.
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What do you want
done with your body?
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- [snorts]
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You know why I never
updated my will?
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- Why, Curtis?
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- It's too depressing, Ella.
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- Well, Curtis,
I know it's not a fun thing
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to think about, but baby we're
all going to die one day.
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And let's be honest.
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Me and you have more
yesterdays than tomorrows.
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- I guess it's like trying
to sleep when you got to pee.
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You can stay curled up
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in the bed, but eventually,
you got to deal with it.
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- Curtis, if a bathroom analogy
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helps you understand what I just
said, then okay, yes, it is.
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Just like that.
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- It's going to be whatever
you say it is anyway.
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- No, I want you
to decide, baby.
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And we don't have to hire
a lawyer to get it done.
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You can go online
and set it all up.
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They have a lot
of sites to set it up.
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- Okay, I'll look into it,
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but I still hope you go first.
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That way,
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I don't have to be
up there upstairs.
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And the good upstairs...
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yonder, worried about you.
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- That's beautiful, Curtis.
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I think?
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- Estate property.
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Okay, well, Ella gets
the house, of course.
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Who gets the golf clubs?
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Who of them plays?
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Calvin.
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Calvin is the
most likely to play.
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Okay.
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Okay, now who gets
my exotic swimwear?
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Who's daring enough
to walk in my thongs?
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None of them.
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Grandbabies.
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Whichever grandbaby
is buff enough.
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Yeah, like his grandpapa.
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[grunts]
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- Oh, man. What, you
blocked up, Uncle Curtis?
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They got yoga for that.
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- Okay.
Yeah.
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Why are you walking
an orchard through my house?
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- We're finishing
up the backyard.
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Mom wants us to plant
these fruit trees.
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- That doesn't
answer my question.
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Why are they inside the house?
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What, you planting them
in the bathtub?
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- No, the gate to the
backyard is locked.
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That's why I'm cutting
through the house.
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- Uh, uh, uh...
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How about I go
unlock the gate?
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And that way you don't have
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to be cutting through here
and not break any of my stuff.
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Then I don't have to cut you.
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- Tired.
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- "The last will and testament
of Curtis Payne."
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- What?
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- Wait, Uncle Curtis has a will?
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I want to see.
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- No, no, no,
we can't look at that.
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That's private.
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- Absolutely.
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What's in my dad's
will is his business.
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- All right.
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I wonder if he left me anything.
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- Calvin, you're not just
a little bit curious?
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- Well, I guess me knowing what
I'm getting won't hurt anything.
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Golf clubs?
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I don't even golf.
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I wouldn't mind learning though.
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- Looks like he just started.
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- Oh, then we still
have time then.
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- Time for what?
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- Well, this is a great
opportunity
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to get in on the ground floor
of Uncle Curtis's will.
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Like you said, he's just now
starting to give away stuff.
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- That's weird.
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Like we're a bunch of vultures
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circling around my dad,
waiting for him to die so we
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could get our hands
on his stuff.
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- Why are y'all still in here?
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- I told both of them
we should leave,
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but they don't
respect you like I do, Dad.
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Like I said, we should get
out of my daddy's house.
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- Suck up.
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- I can't take any chances.
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- Curtis?
- [giggles]
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- Hey, baby.
Mm-mm, mm-mm.
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Are you ever going to paint the
back patio like you promised?
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- Yeah, baby, I'm gonna get it.
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- And when do you plan
on doing that, baby?
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- Well, I planned on doing it
when you first asked me.
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I just don't want to do it yet.
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- Curtis, the whole family is
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pitching in to beautify
our backyard.
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So far, you're the only one
who hasn't done anything.
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- That's because
I'm the supervisor
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and I make sure everybody's
doing it right and tight.
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- [exasperated groan]
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- Okay.
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- Thank you.
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Thank you.
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- No, you'll thank me later.
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- Buh bye.
- What you looking at?
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What are you looking at?
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- Curtis.
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- You better
go on and stop.
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Stop, Ella!
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Calvin.
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- Oh, hello, Father.
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I remember Mom asked you
to paint the back porch.
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Now I have some time,
so I figured I'd do it for you.
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- All right.
How much you want?
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- Oh, no, no, no.
Don't insult me.
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Now, you gave life to me.
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I'd be happy to make
your life easier.
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- Okay. Maybe I did
raise you right.
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- Hey, Uncle Curtis.
- [gasps]
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- Guess who made
smothered turkey necks,
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greens, and cornbread
just for you?
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- My mama?
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- [laughter]
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- I did.
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I got the recipe
from the Internet.
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- Why are you bringing me food?
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Am I on "Hidden Video"?
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Y'all got the--
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- No, Uncle Curtis. We love
you and we want to express our
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love for you through
turkey necks.
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- Okay.
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Smells delicious.
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Very delicious.
Thank you.
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- You're welcome.
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- Thank you.
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- CJ: Uncle Curtis!
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- Excuse me.
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- Hey.
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Hey y'all.
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What's happening, man?
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How's my favorite uncle?
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- Hey.
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- I had some extra time
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on my hands and I said,
you know what?
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Why don't I just take up a new
hobby? You know what I mean?
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You want to get
your Tiger Woods on?
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- CJ, I haven't
played golf in years.
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How do you even remember I play?
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- You got a set of clubs,
don't you?
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- Yeah, I do.
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- And you want to play or not?
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- Yeah.
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Yeah, Nephew.
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I want to play.
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- That's good. That's good.
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We gonna hit the back eighteen.
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- You mean the back nine?
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- That's right.
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Golf with my favorite uncle.
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- The sheets are all
done, Mr. Payne.
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- Oh, good good good good good.
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Are you okay?
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- Just give me a minute.
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- You know, I really appreciate
you washing everything.
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Hmm...
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Did you use the
Apple Blossom scent?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Yeah, yeah, I like the
Submarine for the sheets.
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- I didn't know
there was a difference.
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- Yeah, yeah, the Submarine
helps me sleep better.
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The Apple Blossom is
for my socks and underwear.
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- I'm sorry.
- Well, you know,
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nothing says sorry
like rewashing.
256
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:13,965
Making it right.
257
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,275
- Alright.
- I'm really sorry.
258
00:13:18,379 --> 00:13:20,655
- I'll rewash
and dry everything.
259
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,689
- Oh, that's great.
Thank you.
260
00:13:22,793 --> 00:13:24,724
God bless your heart.
261
00:13:24,827 --> 00:13:27,206
All the other parts.
262
00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:32,655
Watching her work like
that makes me thirsty.
263
00:13:32,758 --> 00:13:33,793
So thirsty where is this--
264
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,517
- [bell ringing]
265
00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:37,517
- --this boy at?
266
00:13:39,344 --> 00:13:41,379
- [bell ringing]
- You rang?
267
00:13:43,482 --> 00:13:44,724
- Okay.
268
00:13:44,827 --> 00:13:47,137
Could you please bring me
a grape soda on ice, please?
269
00:13:47,241 --> 00:13:49,551
- Right away.
- Chop, chop.
270
00:13:51,862 --> 00:13:53,655
- Okay Unc.
271
00:13:53,758 --> 00:13:56,034
Just changed the
oil in your car.
272
00:13:56,137 --> 00:13:57,551
Going to go home, get washed up.
273
00:13:57,655 --> 00:13:58,827
- Oh okay.
274
00:13:58,931 --> 00:14:01,000
Did you uh, do Ella's car?
275
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:06,448
- No, uh I don't have the filter
or the right oil for her car.
276
00:14:06,551 --> 00:14:08,034
- Yeah, yeah right.
277
00:14:08,137 --> 00:14:09,241
Better hurry up and
go before they close.
278
00:14:09,344 --> 00:14:10,965
- Huh?
- CURTIS: Auto store.
279
00:14:11,068 --> 00:14:12,103
Get the oil.
280
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:14,965
Her car uses
different oil than mine.
281
00:14:15,068 --> 00:14:16,931
- Oh.
- CURTIS: Yeah.
282
00:14:17,034 --> 00:14:19,827
And, um, don't
forget the oil filters.
283
00:14:19,931 --> 00:14:21,517
Drain it out.
284
00:14:21,620 --> 00:14:23,517
Let it drain,
you put it in there.
285
00:14:24,344 --> 00:14:25,344
- Okay.
286
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,000
- You might have to flush it.
Check it.
287
00:14:27,724 --> 00:14:29,103
- I'll be right back.
288
00:14:29,206 --> 00:14:32,034
- Okay.
You move kind of slow.
289
00:14:32,655 --> 00:14:33,551
Okay.
290
00:14:38,103 --> 00:14:39,620
- Here's your grape
soda, Uncle Curtis.
291
00:14:39,724 --> 00:14:40,724
- Thought I was gonna die.
292
00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:42,275
[laughing]
293
00:14:44,862 --> 00:14:46,344
- Those are square ice cubes?
294
00:14:46,827 --> 00:14:47,724
- Um.
295
00:14:47,827 --> 00:14:49,103
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
296
00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:50,827
- Yeah, I'm not feeling
the square ice cubes.
297
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,310
Make them round.
298
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,827
- How am I supposed to do that?
299
00:14:55,931 --> 00:15:00,206
- Well, if I knew that,
I'd do it myself, wouldn't I?
300
00:15:00,310 --> 00:15:01,827
- You're right. you're right.
- Yeah.
301
00:15:01,931 --> 00:15:03,793
Make them round.
302
00:15:06,793 --> 00:15:09,034
He asks so many questions.
303
00:15:09,137 --> 00:15:10,448
- He just wants to make sure
he does everything
304
00:15:10,551 --> 00:15:13,310
exactly how you like it.
- CURTIS: Okay.
305
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,793
- Malik really wants
to make you happy.
306
00:15:15,896 --> 00:15:18,896
Much more than the rest
of the other family members.
307
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,965
- Oh, okay.
308
00:15:21,068 --> 00:15:22,862
[unintelligible]
309
00:15:24,068 --> 00:15:28,000
I'm glad you stayed behind
while CJ went to auto store.
310
00:15:28,103 --> 00:15:29,793
Really?
- I sure am.
311
00:15:31,172 --> 00:15:33,586
You know, after you
finish the laundry,
312
00:15:33,689 --> 00:15:36,206
I need you to go jump
on that attic for me.
313
00:15:36,655 --> 00:15:38,931
Clean that sucker out.
314
00:15:39,034 --> 00:15:42,689
It's been a while
since I've been in there.
315
00:15:42,793 --> 00:15:44,482
- Okay.
316
00:15:44,586 --> 00:15:46,241
- Okay, all right.
317
00:15:46,344 --> 00:15:48,655
And again, don't worry about
getting bit by anything.
318
00:15:49,586 --> 00:15:51,758
Because there's a
few things up there.
319
00:15:51,862 --> 00:15:56,310
If you get bit, just...
rabies builds character.
320
00:15:58,827 --> 00:15:59,862
- "Rabies builds character?"
321
00:15:59,965 --> 00:16:01,103
- [grunts in agreement]
322
00:16:05,413 --> 00:16:07,586
- I don't know what's
gotten into Uncle Curtis.
323
00:16:07,689 --> 00:16:12,068
He's been so demanding lately.
Acting all helpless.
324
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,793
- Y'all could complain
all y'all want,
325
00:16:13,896 --> 00:16:17,344
but none of you have seen
the horrors that I've seen.
326
00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:19,793
- What did he have you do?
327
00:16:20,965 --> 00:16:24,586
- Boxers. Briefs.
328
00:16:26,206 --> 00:16:28,448
Underwear.
329
00:16:29,586 --> 00:16:31,931
- Did cleaning out the attic
stress you that bad?
330
00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:33,827
- Not as bad as
the skidmarks did.
331
00:16:36,586 --> 00:16:39,068
I hope he remembers
me in his will.
332
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,862
I at least earned me
some patio furniture.
333
00:16:43,172 --> 00:16:45,689
- What did you do? You
cleaned out an attic.
334
00:16:45,793 --> 00:16:50,620
You washed some clothes. No.
I've been dealing with him
335
00:16:50,724 --> 00:16:54,689
the longest, so I should
get dibs on his stuff.
336
00:16:55,206 --> 00:16:57,551
- Come on, Dad.
You're old.
337
00:16:58,172 --> 00:16:59,517
- Watch yourself, Son.
338
00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:02,413
- No, I meant you're older.
Don't you think the bulk
339
00:17:02,517 --> 00:17:05,827
of Uncle Curtis's wealth should
go to the new generation?
340
00:17:08,103 --> 00:17:09,827
- No.
341
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,206
I mean, all I'm thinking
about is retirement.
342
00:17:13,862 --> 00:17:16,482
- And we're thinking
about our family.
343
00:17:16,586 --> 00:17:19,448
- Like, how much longer do
we have to suck up to him?
344
00:17:19,551 --> 00:17:20,758
- Um...
345
00:17:21,931 --> 00:17:24,275
I mean, until he goes.
346
00:17:24,379 --> 00:17:26,689
- Come on, Dad.
He's got good genes.
347
00:17:26,793 --> 00:17:28,793
This could take forever.
348
00:17:28,896 --> 00:17:30,103
- Damn it.
349
00:17:30,206 --> 00:17:34,034
I mean, thank you, but
350
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,931
damn it!
351
00:17:36,034 --> 00:17:38,241
- Man, we're going to be
sucking up to him for years.
352
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,586
- Atlanta traffic!
[laughs]
353
00:17:46,448 --> 00:17:47,965
- Hey, baby.
- Hi, baby.
354
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,620
- How was shopping with Grace?
355
00:17:49,724 --> 00:17:51,517
- It was great.
356
00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:52,965
- Oh, Lord, you found a bargain.
357
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,413
- I sure did.
358
00:17:55,517 --> 00:17:58,758
And listen, I bought
us some winter...
359
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:02,689
Curtis, the house is so clean.
360
00:18:03,137 --> 00:18:04,275
- [laughing]
361
00:18:04,379 --> 00:18:07,137
- And uh, why do I
smell Apple Blossom?
362
00:18:07,241 --> 00:18:09,034
I didn't do laundry.
363
00:18:09,137 --> 00:18:11,103
- Uh no, you didn't have to.
364
00:18:11,206 --> 00:18:12,655
Lisa did it.
365
00:18:13,724 --> 00:18:17,413
- And why did Lisa do laundry?
366
00:18:17,517 --> 00:18:19,413
- The same reason CJ changed
367
00:18:19,517 --> 00:18:23,655
the oil in our cars
and Malik waited on me hand
368
00:18:23,758 --> 00:18:26,862
and foot,
and Lisa cleaned the attic.
369
00:18:26,965 --> 00:18:30,896
- Curtis, you made her go
into the rabies rafters?
370
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,896
- Somebody had to clean
up those dead squirrels.
371
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:39,413
- What possessed them to be
at your beck and call?
372
00:18:39,689 --> 00:18:41,517
- They wanted to be in the will.
373
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,517
- How do you know that, Curtis?
374
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:46,689
- Because it all makes sense.
375
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:50,344
CJ even talked about the golf
clubs that I was leaving Calvin.
376
00:18:51,655 --> 00:18:53,655
- Man, that's so ghoulish.
377
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:57,517
They wouldn't do that, Curtis.
- CURTIS: [grunts]
378
00:19:00,241 --> 00:19:03,344
- I waited 2 hours
in line at the DMV.
379
00:19:03,448 --> 00:19:05,310
- Thank you, sir.
- Here's your registration.
380
00:19:05,413 --> 00:19:07,896
- Oh, thank you.
381
00:19:09,344 --> 00:19:10,931
Yeah, they would.
382
00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:11,896
- Huh?
383
00:19:12,862 --> 00:19:14,379
- Oh, nothing.
384
00:19:14,482 --> 00:19:15,896
I'm just telling your mom
385
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,310
how helpful you've
all been today, everybody.
386
00:19:19,413 --> 00:19:23,000
- Oh, yeah.
We appreciate you.
387
00:19:23,103 --> 00:19:25,379
Me more than them.
388
00:19:25,482 --> 00:19:29,310
And don't forget,
I'm your son.
389
00:19:29,413 --> 00:19:31,310
- Oh trust me, I've tried
to forget many times.
390
00:19:31,413 --> 00:19:34,000
- [laughing]
391
00:19:34,862 --> 00:19:37,448
Good one, Pops.
392
00:19:41,724 --> 00:19:43,275
- Okay.
393
00:19:43,379 --> 00:19:46,310
I guess I was wrong.
394
00:19:46,413 --> 00:19:50,034
- While you were out,
they detailed your car.
395
00:19:50,137 --> 00:19:52,448
Come see.
396
00:19:52,551 --> 00:19:54,448
- What am I going
to do with this man?
397
00:19:54,551 --> 00:19:57,551
- Come on.
- Here I come, baby.
398
00:19:58,413 --> 00:20:00,241
Who detailed it?
399
00:20:00,344 --> 00:20:01,413
- All of them.
400
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:07,241
- Hey, Pops.
401
00:20:07,344 --> 00:20:10,586
You want to play catch
like we used to?
402
00:20:10,689 --> 00:20:12,413
Pops?
403
00:20:15,275 --> 00:20:16,448
Mom?
404
00:20:23,206 --> 00:20:25,586
Oh, hell, no.
405
00:20:25,689 --> 00:20:29,655
He's spending all his
money before he dies
406
00:20:29,758 --> 00:20:34,344
and only leaving enough
for his funeral expenses.
407
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,482
"Calvin,
Stop being nosy.
408
00:20:38,586 --> 00:20:41,103
"Wait till I die
to see what you get.
409
00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:43,620
You jerk."
410
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:46,551
Man.
411
00:20:52,137 --> 00:20:53,551
Hey, CJ.
412
00:20:53,655 --> 00:20:57,137
You're not going to believe
this, Pops played us all.
413
00:20:57,241 --> 00:20:58,344
- Y'all heard?
414
00:20:59,034 --> 00:21:02,000
[laughing]
415
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:34,724
- ♪
416
00:21:39,413 --> 00:21:42,000
- ♪
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