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- [knocking]
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- Hey.
- Hey Miranda, everything okay?
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- Listen, I'm sorry to pop by
like this.
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Um, but I just dropped
Christian off
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and I just needed to talk to
you for a moment.
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- Okay, come on in.
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What's going on?
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- Okay, I hate to ask
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but I need a favor.
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- What is it?
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- I know tomorrow
isn't your day,
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but can you please watch
Christian for me?
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- Come on Miranda.
You can't keep doing this.
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- Listen, I wouldn't ask
if it wasn't important.
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- Okay, so, what is
so important?
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- Okay, I have a client
and I have to meet with them
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before they go
out of the country.
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And I need this commission.
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- Look, I have important work
to do too, Miranda.
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How long have you known
about this?
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- Listen, I have been trying
to get this appointment
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for weeks and they just
sprung it on me.
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- Well, you know what?
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It seems like a lot is being
sprung on you lately.
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- I thought you would jump
at the opportunity
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to spend more time with
your son.
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- You know what? I'm not
about to do this with you.
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'Cause you know I would
love to spend time
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with my son.
But, I can't always do it
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when you have something to do.
- But it's okay for me to switch
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days with you, right?
- Miranda, I've only switched
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days with you twice. I don't
make it a habit out of it.
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- Okay, you know what?
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No worries, I'll ask Lisa if
she can watch him.
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- No, Miranda.
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You can't just run to my
family to rescue you
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every time you can't get
your way with me.
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And the last time
Lisa watched Christian
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she ended up tying Malik's
feet together with a G-string
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and sent him
flying down the steps.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Alright, well I guess I'll
just have to miss out
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on this commission.
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- Fine.
You know what?
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If I'ma have to bend for you,
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you gonna have to bend
for me too.
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- Bend how?
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- I want Christian to be
in my wedding,
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and so does Laura.
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- You do know this is
blackmail, right?
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- Call it what you want.
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If you want to see your
little client
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you have to agree to it.
- Alright, you know what?
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Christian can be in your
little wedding.
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But you are gonna pay
for his tux.
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- [scoffs]
Now you're being petty.
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But it's all good.
Okay.
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- Perfect, I will bring
Christian by tomorrow.
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- Well don't let another
appointment get you sprung.
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- ♪
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- Hey Ma.
- Hi baby.
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- What are you doing?
- Calvin, I am--
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I am looking at my calendar
going over my appointments.
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- Okay, listen to you sounding
like you got business.
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- Yeah, and you should act
like you got some business.
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- [audience laughing]
- Not funny.
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Where's Pops?
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- Oh, I sent him to the store
to pick up a few things for me.
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But knowing your father
he's probably at the store
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picking up more than a few
things for himself.
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- [audience laughing]
- Ain't that the truth.
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Last time I asked Pops to
bring me a soda
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from the fridge, he came
back with a T-bone steak,
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scrambled eggs, grits and
Hawaiian roll for himself.
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- [audience laughing]
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- [chuckles] That sounds
just like your father.
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- Mom, I need to talk to you
about something.
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- [sighs]
- Yes, it's about--
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- Miranda.
- [audience laughing]
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- She showed up this
morning and said she had
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an unexpected appointment
and needs me
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to take care of Christian
tomorrow.
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- Again?
- See?
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I told her she's been doing
this a lot lately.
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- I did not say a lot.
I said, "again".
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And baby, what is the problem?
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- The problem is she thinks
she's the only one
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that has appointments and
important things to do.
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I had to bribe her and tell
her that I'm not watching him
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unless she allows him to
be in my wedding.
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Now, she agreed, but the
more I thought about it,
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the angrier I got.
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You know, she can't keep
doing this.
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- Calvin, if she didn't know
about it you can't get angry.
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- Why not?
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- Oh son, don't you work
from home anyway?
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- Well, yes.
- Okay.
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- But I need to go to the
office tomorrow
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because I have this huge
app coming out
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and I need to meet with
the big wigs.
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- Calvin, I'm sure that if
there were any other way
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around it she would not
ask you.
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- Are you taking her side?
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- You know what?
I'm so sick of that question.
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"Are you taking his side?
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"Are you taking his side?
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"Are you taking his side?"
- [audience laughing]
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- I don't play that game, baby.
- I know.
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It just seems like she thinks
her job is more important
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than mine.
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- I'm sure she does not
think that.
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- Yeah, okay.
Well, Ma--
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- Oh, no sir, no sir, no sir.
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I have a church meeting
tomorrow
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and I cannot miss it.
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And don't even ask your father
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because he has two doctor's
appointments tomorrow
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and a meeting about that
barbecue sauce with Floyd.
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- Dang. Well I can't ask CJ,
'cause he has physical therapy
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and I don't trust Lisa
anymore.
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She probably will have him
over there shooting ones
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out of a money gun.
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I'm not saying it's too early
for him to shoot money
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out of a money gun, but--
- Calvin, don't do that.
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That's not funny.
- I'm just kidding.
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I'm gonna teach him to
shoot money
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out of a money gun.
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- Calvin, what are you going
to do with the baby tomorrow?
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I'm not playing this game
with you.
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- I guess I'll ask Laura to
watch him.
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- Ehh.
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Is Miranda is still getting
angry every time
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Christian spends time with
Laura?
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- Every single time.
But, you know what?
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I don't care
if she gets mad or not.
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Laura is gonna be
Christian's stepmother
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and she's just gonna
have to deal with it.
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- Calvin, after a divorce
it can sometimes take
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one spouse a little longer
than the other one
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to get over it.
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And when somebody new
comes into the picture,
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it can put you right back at
the beginning of your pain.
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It'll work out.
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- Yeah, well I hope it works
out before I end up
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womanless, homeless, and
jobless like somebody else
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I know.
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- Womanless, homeless,
and jobless?
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- Speaking of the devil.
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- [audience laughing]
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- He's got a woman.
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- Is Uncle Curtis here?
- No, baby.
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Your uncle is out right now.
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- Well, he told me to come
by so he can loan me
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his lucky tie.
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- His lucky what?
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- Yeah, I told him
I had a job interview
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and he told me I could
wear his lucky tie.
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He said it would help me
land the job.
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- [laughs] What's wrong
with the tie you got on?
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- It's not lucky.
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He told me
that wearing this tie
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will help me land me this job
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and keep me, Lisa and the baby
from having to stand
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in the soup line downtown.
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- Malik, I'm sure that you
can get this job
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on your own merit.
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And a tie is not gonna make
a difference.
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- 'Cuz, you're looking
pretty sharp.
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I'm think you'll do well
at the interview.
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- Well, thank you
cousin Calvin.
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I mean, shoo, I've really
wanted to work
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for this company every since
I started grad school.
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Now with the baby coming,
I mean,
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there's no better time to
try and land a position there.
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Right now.
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- What company?
- Johnson & Noel.
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- Whoa!
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That's a hugely successful
company.
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- Never heard of it.
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- I mean, when they went
public, the market soared.
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- Yeah, man, they've been
on the fortune 500 list
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for the past five years.
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I'm applying to be
the local Marketing rep.
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- Ooh, and what does a
local marketing rep do?
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- We rep,
marketing locally.
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- [chuckling]
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- Well, that's what's up, man.
Good luck with it.
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- Man, I was so nervous Lisa
threw up twice this morning.
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- [audience laughing]
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- Uh, she has morning
sickness.
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- Oh, that could be it.
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- Yeah
- Yeah, you right.
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- Well, I just want to
make sure
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that you're going to finish
school.
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- Yeah, I am.
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Don't worry about that,
Auntie Ella.
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But I do have to start thinking
about being a provider now
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for Lisa and the baby.
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- Let me tell you cousin,
it's not easy carrying
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your whole family on your back.
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But, I'm proud of you for
stepping up.
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- Thanks cousin Calvin.
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- And how long have you been
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carrying your whole family
on your back?
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- [audience laughing]
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- Because you still on my back.
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- [audience laughing]
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- How long were you in school?
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- You know what? On that note--
- Oh no, don't go now.
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- Uh, before Pops get here.
Good luck on your interview.
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- No, don't go now Calvin!
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Curtis does not have
a lucky tie.
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- Well this is a really unlucky
situation right now, huh?
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- [audience laughing]
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- What am I gonna do?
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- I'll tell you what, go back
there and find you a tie.
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- Okay, hopefully it's lucky.
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- And think "luck".
- [audience laughing]
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- ♪
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- Mm, mm, mm.
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Baby, thank you for making
lunch for me.
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That was the best
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peanut butter and jelly sandwich
I've ever had.
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- Well, it's that creamy
spread that kills it.
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You're welcome.
You deserve it.
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- Thank you.
You are just so sweet.
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Mm!
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What do you want?
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- Okay, I need a favor.
- Okay.
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- Miranda came by, she had
a last minute appointment
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and she needs me to
watch Christian tomorrow.
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But, I have a launch
meeting and--
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- And you want me to watch
Christian for you.
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- Yes, if you don't mind.
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- Of course I don't mind.
I don't mind at all.
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You know actually, I've
been wanting to spend some time
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with him, but I know it's
always a battle
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with Miranda, so...
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- Yeah, I'm sorry you've had
to endure that.
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- What is her issue?
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Like, she does realize
that we're getting married
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and that I'm gonna be
in Christian's life?
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- I know, but I did get her
to agree to let Christian
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be in the wedding.
- [audience laughing]
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- Let him?
246
00:09:57,137 --> 00:10:00,724
Why does she have to let him
be in the wedding?
247
00:10:00,862 --> 00:10:03,586
Calvin, he's your son too.
248
00:10:03,724 --> 00:10:05,827
You're gonna have to
set her straight.
249
00:10:05,965 --> 00:10:07,931
Like, I cannot go
into this marriage
250
00:10:08,068 --> 00:10:10,482
with all her craziness
and then you being passive
251
00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:11,896
when it comes to her.
252
00:10:12,034 --> 00:10:14,965
- I'm not being passive.
I just want peace.
253
00:10:15,103 --> 00:10:18,758
- Well, I suggest that you
get her together.
254
00:10:18,896 --> 00:10:21,896
Because not only will there
not be any peace,
255
00:10:22,034 --> 00:10:25,137
there will be no
getting a piece.
256
00:10:25,275 --> 00:10:27,620
- [audience laughing]
257
00:10:34,103 --> 00:10:37,344
- [audience laughing]
258
00:10:37,482 --> 00:10:39,724
- Uh-oh.
259
00:10:39,862 --> 00:10:42,965
Guess you didn't
get that job, huh?
260
00:10:43,103 --> 00:10:45,448
- No, actually
I was offered the job.
261
00:10:45,586 --> 00:10:47,620
- Congratulations!
262
00:10:47,758 --> 00:10:49,448
Then why you coming in
here looking like somebody
263
00:10:49,586 --> 00:10:51,000
snatched up Lisa and then
returned her
264
00:10:51,137 --> 00:10:52,413
after a couple of hours?
265
00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:53,862
- [audience laughing]
266
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,034
- You know, I was so excited
about this.
267
00:10:56,172 --> 00:10:58,758
I'm not gonna lie,
I was a little nervous at first
268
00:10:58,896 --> 00:11:01,620
until I got in there,
calmed down a little bit,
269
00:11:01,758 --> 00:11:03,482
found my confidence,
270
00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:05,655
and I was prepared
to land this job.
271
00:11:05,793 --> 00:11:08,551
- Okay, but you did get a job.
So what's the problem?
272
00:11:08,689 --> 00:11:11,413
- Well, the CEO
and my would-be-boss
273
00:11:11,551 --> 00:11:13,448
is one of those racist types,
274
00:11:13,586 --> 00:11:15,620
and I'm pretty sure he's
against Black people
275
00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,275
and the Black Lives Matter
movement.
276
00:11:17,413 --> 00:11:20,137
- Did he say he was against
Black Lives Matter?
277
00:11:20,275 --> 00:11:21,862
- No.
278
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,793
- Then how do you know he's
against Black Lives Matter?
279
00:11:23,931 --> 00:11:26,586
- He had a sign on his wall
with B-L-M inside of a circle
280
00:11:26,724 --> 00:11:28,068
with a red strike through it.
281
00:11:28,206 --> 00:11:29,965
I mean, he even had
pictures of him
282
00:11:30,103 --> 00:11:32,620
with politicians that are
known racists.
283
00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:36,931
I mean, the whole thing
just made my skin crawl.
284
00:11:37,068 --> 00:11:38,965
And nothing about it was
genuine,
285
00:11:39,103 --> 00:11:41,827
it felt like he was just trying
to fill a quota.
286
00:11:41,965 --> 00:11:43,517
- You know the
unemployment office
287
00:11:43,655 --> 00:11:45,206
has a quota too.
288
00:11:45,344 --> 00:11:46,551
- [audience laughing]
289
00:11:46,689 --> 00:11:48,862
- Look Malik, racism has existed
290
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,034
ever since they brought us
over here against our will.
291
00:11:52,172 --> 00:11:56,275
But we have to just keep
rising above the hate.
292
00:11:56,413 --> 00:11:59,517
- So you're saying I should
use my position and power
293
00:11:59,655 --> 00:12:02,724
to effect change?
-Absolutely.
294
00:12:02,862 --> 00:12:05,103
But we can't use our power
and position
295
00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:07,965
If we don't have none.
296
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:10,965
Popcorn?
- [audience laughing]
297
00:12:11,103 --> 00:12:13,965
- Baby, you should've seen me.
I went hard in that meeting.
298
00:12:14,103 --> 00:12:16,172
This app is definitely going
to be next level.
299
00:12:16,310 --> 00:12:20,310
- Okay, well I am so proud
of you, baby.
300
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,068
Mwah.
- Thank you.
301
00:12:22,206 --> 00:12:24,068
And thank you for stepping
in and helping with Christian.
302
00:12:24,206 --> 00:12:25,482
I appreciate it.
303
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,931
- Oh, baby it was no
problem at all.
304
00:12:28,068 --> 00:12:30,586
I actually enjoyed the time
we spent together.
305
00:12:30,724 --> 00:12:32,551
He's so cute.
306
00:12:32,689 --> 00:12:35,000
Even with our little hiccup.
307
00:12:35,137 --> 00:12:37,413
- Hiccup?
- It was nothing serious.
308
00:12:37,551 --> 00:12:38,896
- [knocking]
309
00:12:39,034 --> 00:12:41,689
- MIRANDA:
Calvin, open the door!
310
00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:43,448
- What's wrong with her?
311
00:12:43,586 --> 00:12:44,862
Hey.
- Oh, unh-uh.
312
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,413
Where is she?
- What are you talking about?
313
00:12:46,551 --> 00:12:48,275
- You, your little fiancé.
That's who I need to talk
314
00:12:48,413 --> 00:12:51,000
to right now.
Let me tell you something.
315
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:54,137
You messed with the wrong
damn child.
316
00:12:54,275 --> 00:12:57,000
- Calvin, you better get her.
- Oh, you better get me?!
317
00:12:57,137 --> 00:12:58,551
Is that what you're saying
right now?!
318
00:12:58,689 --> 00:13:00,275
No, you better get her!
319
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,344
- Miranda, why are you coming
over here acting like this?
320
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,758
- You tell me!
321
00:13:04,896 --> 00:13:07,586
Why the hell are you letting
this chick put her hands
322
00:13:07,724 --> 00:13:09,206
on my child?
- What?
323
00:13:09,344 --> 00:13:11,103
Laura, what is she talking
about?
324
00:13:11,241 --> 00:13:13,689
- It was not even like that.
Everybody just calm down. Okay?
325
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,206
- Well, what happened?
326
00:13:15,344 --> 00:13:17,931
Why is my child telling me
that you grabbed him up?
327
00:13:18,068 --> 00:13:20,137
- Wait, you grabbed up my child?
328
00:13:20,275 --> 00:13:23,034
- [sighs]
329
00:13:23,172 --> 00:13:24,517
Ye--
330
00:13:24,655 --> 00:13:26,586
Yes, I gra--
- You grabbed him up?!
331
00:13:26,724 --> 00:13:28,206
- LAURA: I grabbed him,
but I had to.
332
00:13:28,344 --> 00:13:30,758
- Let me tell you something,
I'm about to grab you up.
333
00:13:30,896 --> 00:13:32,965
- Wait, wait, wait, wait. Ok.
What happened Laura?
334
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:35,620
Why didn't you tell me?
- I was trying to tell you.
335
00:13:35,758 --> 00:13:37,448
- She wouldn't have to tell
you anything
336
00:13:37,586 --> 00:13:40,344
if you were here watching him.
This is why I don't want her
337
00:13:40,482 --> 00:13:42,068
around my son.
- Our son.
338
00:13:42,206 --> 00:13:43,931
And yes, I asked Laura to
watch him
339
00:13:44,068 --> 00:13:46,000
because I had to go to the
office.
340
00:13:46,137 --> 00:13:48,896
- See Calvin, this is exactly
what I'm talking about.
341
00:13:49,034 --> 00:13:51,586
I cannot keep dealing with
this our entire marriage.
342
00:13:51,724 --> 00:13:55,000
- Oh, you're gonna deal
with this today.
343
00:13:55,137 --> 00:13:58,000
- Look Miranda, I don't know
why you are getting upset
344
00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:00,000
about this. You know I wouldn't
put my son in danger!
345
00:14:00,137 --> 00:14:01,965
- I am so tired of you right
now!
346
00:14:02,103 --> 00:14:04,275
This continues to be a problem!
- No, I'm tired of you!
347
00:14:04,413 --> 00:14:06,034
[all arguing loud]
348
00:14:06,172 --> 00:14:07,724
- What?!
349
00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:10,965
- Okay.
350
00:14:11,103 --> 00:14:13,862
I just want to explain to
you guys
351
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,137
exactly what happened.
Can I?
352
00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:19,172
- You know what?
353
00:14:19,310 --> 00:14:23,620
I need to hear this explanation.
So, yes, please explain.
354
00:14:23,758 --> 00:14:25,931
- So, this is what happened.
355
00:14:26,068 --> 00:14:28,896
Um, Christian kept jumping
on the back of the couch
356
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:33,448
and I kept asking him to stop,
several times,
357
00:14:33,586 --> 00:14:36,551
because I didn't want him to
hurt himself.
358
00:14:36,689 --> 00:14:38,241
Right?
- Okay, that makes sense.
359
00:14:38,379 --> 00:14:39,620
- LAURA: Right.
360
00:14:39,758 --> 00:14:44,068
So the last time I asked
him he told me, "no."
361
00:14:44,206 --> 00:14:47,241
And I'm sorry, but as the adult,
362
00:14:47,379 --> 00:14:52,413
I felt it was my responsibility
to grab him and stop him
363
00:14:52,551 --> 00:14:54,000
so he wouldn't get hurt.
364
00:14:54,137 --> 00:14:56,344
So that you guys wouldn't
end up in the ER
365
00:14:56,482 --> 00:14:58,655
picking him up because
I chose to sit back
366
00:14:58,793 --> 00:15:00,517
and not do a damn thing.
367
00:15:00,655 --> 00:15:02,034
- [giggles]
368
00:15:04,379 --> 00:15:08,482
Let me make something
very, very clear to you,
369
00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:10,206
okay?
370
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:16,896
You do not discipline my child,
period.
371
00:15:17,034 --> 00:15:21,586
If he needs to be disciplined,
if he's misbehaving,
372
00:15:21,724 --> 00:15:23,655
you talk to his parents.
373
00:15:23,793 --> 00:15:28,620
We handle the situation,
not you.
374
00:15:28,758 --> 00:15:32,103
- You're right and I'm sorry.
375
00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:33,862
I was only trying
to protect him.
376
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,931
And Miranda, I know...
[sighs]
377
00:15:37,068 --> 00:15:41,103
That this whole situation
is not the best,
378
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:44,517
but I need you to know
that I care about Christian.
379
00:15:44,655 --> 00:15:47,586
And I would never ever
do anything to hurt him.
380
00:15:47,724 --> 00:15:50,413
I love him too.
381
00:15:50,551 --> 00:15:51,931
Okay?
382
00:15:52,068 --> 00:15:54,448
I'm gonna be here.
383
00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:56,310
I'm here to protect him.
384
00:15:56,448 --> 00:15:58,896
And I know I should have
had a conversation
385
00:15:59,034 --> 00:16:02,517
with the both of you
before I decided to
386
00:16:02,655 --> 00:16:04,068
discipline him.
387
00:16:06,172 --> 00:16:08,137
I never meant to disrespect
either one of you.
388
00:16:08,275 --> 00:16:09,448
I'm sorry.
389
00:16:11,310 --> 00:16:13,620
- Thank you for your apology.
- [chuckles]
390
00:16:13,758 --> 00:16:16,034
- And I'm sorry that we
never had a discussion
391
00:16:16,172 --> 00:16:20,068
about active Christian is
and how we deal with him.
392
00:16:20,206 --> 00:16:23,862
And Miranda, you have to
stop blowing up like this.
393
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,034
Look, I don't know what
it's going to take
394
00:16:26,172 --> 00:16:27,689
for you to be okay with
this situation.
395
00:16:27,827 --> 00:16:31,000
But I love my kids, I love Laura
and we're going to be a family,
396
00:16:31,137 --> 00:16:34,620
I want you to be a part of that.
397
00:16:34,758 --> 00:16:38,931
- Yeah,
we have a long way to go
398
00:16:39,068 --> 00:16:42,172
to figure out this whole
co-parenting thing
399
00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:45,103
and your new little situation.
400
00:16:45,241 --> 00:16:48,758
- Miranda, I promise I will be
better at communicating
401
00:16:48,896 --> 00:16:50,620
with both of you.
402
00:16:50,758 --> 00:16:52,724
But you gotta stop this.
403
00:16:52,862 --> 00:16:54,275
I mean,
it's not healthy for you,
404
00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:56,379
it's not healthy for Christian.
405
00:16:58,896 --> 00:17:00,931
- I gotta go.
406
00:17:06,448 --> 00:17:12,206
- ♪
407
00:17:14,758 --> 00:17:16,103
- But I'm dating your sister.
408
00:17:16,241 --> 00:17:19,034
- [audience laughing]
409
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,586
- Hey Floyd!
- Agh!
410
00:17:20,724 --> 00:17:21,862
- [audience laughing]
411
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,344
- I wasn't asleep.
412
00:17:23,482 --> 00:17:24,896
- Look, I got something
to tell you.
413
00:17:25,034 --> 00:17:26,448
- Did you get the job or not?
414
00:17:26,586 --> 00:17:29,103
- Look, I had to figure out
who this man really is
415
00:17:29,241 --> 00:17:31,448
so I did some digging.
416
00:17:31,586 --> 00:17:33,137
- But did you get the job
or not?
417
00:17:33,275 --> 00:17:34,551
- [audience laughing]
418
00:17:34,689 --> 00:17:36,448
- You will never guess
what I figured out.
419
00:17:36,586 --> 00:17:39,413
- So I'm guessing you
didn't find the job out.
420
00:17:39,551 --> 00:17:41,931
- Hey baby,
did you get the job yet?
421
00:17:42,068 --> 00:17:43,620
- I was actually just telling
Floyd about
422
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:46,310
some of my suspicions
about the CEO were right.
423
00:17:46,448 --> 00:17:48,517
- Oh, so you didn't get
the job yet?
424
00:17:48,655 --> 00:17:49,931
- [audience laughing]
425
00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:51,551
- Don't worry, me and
your Aunt Ella
426
00:17:51,689 --> 00:17:54,448
will get you and Calvin
your own personal spoon
427
00:17:54,586 --> 00:17:56,827
and bowl so you can be
in the soup line.
428
00:17:56,965 --> 00:17:59,103
- [audience laughing]
429
00:17:59,241 --> 00:18:00,655
- Floyd, leave him alone.
430
00:18:00,793 --> 00:18:03,689
Baby, don't worry about it.
You will get a job soon.
431
00:18:03,827 --> 00:18:05,896
- I haven't even told y'all
the best part yet.
432
00:18:06,034 --> 00:18:07,275
- Well, what is it?
433
00:18:07,413 --> 00:18:09,172
- Look, and don't let 'em
wash your bowl
434
00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:10,758
or you'll never see it again.
435
00:18:10,896 --> 00:18:12,241
- [audience laughing]
436
00:18:12,379 --> 00:18:13,827
- No.
437
00:18:13,965 --> 00:18:16,586
After some soul searching,
I decided to accept the job.
438
00:18:16,724 --> 00:18:18,965
- See, this is what's wrong
with young people--
439
00:18:19,103 --> 00:18:20,517
- Floyd!
-You get an opportunity--
440
00:18:20,655 --> 00:18:23,689
- He said he took it.
441
00:18:23,827 --> 00:18:26,172
- Yes, I accepted the job.
442
00:18:26,310 --> 00:18:27,965
I figured out that
this is the best way
443
00:18:28,103 --> 00:18:29,551
to show the world who I am
444
00:18:29,689 --> 00:18:32,034
and be the positive change
that I want to see in it.
445
00:18:32,172 --> 00:18:34,379
- See, that's what I'm
talking about boy.
446
00:18:34,517 --> 00:18:35,758
You know what?
447
00:18:35,896 --> 00:18:38,172
I'ma get your cousin
Calvin to edit a photo
448
00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:40,172
and put you right next
to Barack Obama
449
00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:42,241
and you can hang that up
in your office.
450
00:18:42,379 --> 00:18:47,655
- ♪
451
00:18:49,413 --> 00:18:51,103
- Thank you for bringing
him over.
452
00:18:51,241 --> 00:18:54,517
- Of course.
Um, Calvin, can we talk?
453
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,103
- Yeah, absolutely.
454
00:18:57,655 --> 00:19:00,275
- Okay listen, I am,
I'm really sorry
455
00:19:00,413 --> 00:19:03,413
about the way that
I acted yesterday.
456
00:19:03,551 --> 00:19:05,965
You know, I guess I'm just
having a little bit harder time
457
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,551
than I thought with our
lives moving
458
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:09,103
in different directions.
459
00:19:09,241 --> 00:19:11,793
- Yeah. And I'm sorry
for how things went down too.
460
00:19:11,931 --> 00:19:17,310
- I mean, I know I kind
of flew off the handle a bit.
461
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:20,034
And I get it,
Christian is 100% boy,
462
00:19:20,172 --> 00:19:24,379
he is energetic
and adventurous, and...
463
00:19:24,517 --> 00:19:26,724
- Yeah, I guess every kid could
use a little discipline
464
00:19:26,862 --> 00:19:28,551
sometimes.
- Yeah.
465
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:31,827
But we never discussed
how she would discipline him.
466
00:19:31,965 --> 00:19:35,379
- Well, I guess it's time
to have that conversation.
467
00:19:35,517 --> 00:19:38,310
- ♪
468
00:19:40,793 --> 00:19:46,448
- ♪
- [grunting]
469
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,310
- Um, babe.
470
00:19:50,517 --> 00:19:52,000
Babe.
471
00:19:52,137 --> 00:19:55,103
- [grunting]
472
00:19:55,241 --> 00:19:57,482
- What are you doing?
- Where you at, babe?
473
00:19:57,620 --> 00:20:00,482
- I'm right here.
- Where you at?
474
00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:02,724
[laughing]
475
00:20:02,862 --> 00:20:04,724
- What are you doing?
476
00:20:04,862 --> 00:20:07,034
- Babe, I'm practicing.
Okay?
477
00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:09,137
I gotta get ready for Miranda.
478
00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:11,517
In case she try to step to
me again, you know?
479
00:20:11,655 --> 00:20:13,793
She might be short but
she look like she got
480
00:20:13,931 --> 00:20:16,103
that crackhead strength.
Mmm.
481
00:20:16,241 --> 00:20:18,206
- Okay baby, I don't think
you have to worry
482
00:20:18,344 --> 00:20:20,482
about that anymore.
We had a talk and she promised
483
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,310
to stop acting insane.
484
00:20:22,448 --> 00:20:23,965
- Oh!
485
00:20:24,103 --> 00:20:26,413
Tell her don't act scared now.
486
00:20:26,551 --> 00:20:28,724
Ha, Tyson may have
virtually knocked me out
487
00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:30,172
the first two rounds.
488
00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:34,655
But baby, round three,
ha-ha, was a draw.
489
00:20:34,793 --> 00:20:37,034
Okay, I got this.
- Okay.
490
00:20:37,172 --> 00:20:39,862
- [grunting]
Yeah!
491
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,379
- Watch the left,
watch the left.
492
00:20:41,517 --> 00:20:42,931
- [chuckling]
493
00:20:43,068 --> 00:20:45,310
- Watch the left, it's coming,
it's coming, it's coming.
494
00:20:45,448 --> 00:20:46,689
Boom.
495
00:20:46,827 --> 00:20:49,241
- Calvin, what are you doing?!
496
00:20:49,379 --> 00:20:51,482
- Well baby, I didn't hit you,
I hit the game.
497
00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:53,344
- But I can feel that!
498
00:20:53,482 --> 00:20:56,137
I'm supposed to be in the
virtual space.
499
00:20:56,275 --> 00:20:57,862
- [audience laughing]
500
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,827
- Miranda hits harder than that.
501
00:21:00,965 --> 00:21:02,551
- I gotta keep practicing.
- Yeah.
502
00:21:02,689 --> 00:21:03,965
- [audience laughing]
503
00:21:32,413 --> 00:21:39,034
- ♪
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