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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,896 --> 00:00:10,034 - ♪ - [Ella chuckling] Okay. 2 00:00:10,034 --> 00:00:11,896 Ooh, I gotta do something. 3 00:00:11,896 --> 00:00:13,620 All right, wait. 4 00:00:13,620 --> 00:00:16,275 I just wanna see, 'cause I, this is new, 5 00:00:16,275 --> 00:00:17,896 I haven't used that. 6 00:00:17,896 --> 00:00:20,241 Okay, okay, butter, all right. 7 00:00:20,241 --> 00:00:22,413 [Ella giggling] Oh! 8 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:24,758 The what? 9 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:26,793 I don't wanna do that like that. 10 00:00:26,793 --> 00:00:28,896 - [electronic beeping] 11 00:00:28,896 --> 00:00:33,448 - Oh, ha, ha, ha, ah, 30 minutes! 12 00:00:33,448 --> 00:00:34,896 I got 30 minutes. 13 00:00:34,896 --> 00:00:37,034 Where is the, um, where's the thing? 14 00:00:37,034 --> 00:00:38,379 You got the-- 15 00:00:38,379 --> 00:00:40,724 [Ella screaming] [Ella grumbling] 16 00:00:40,724 --> 00:00:42,448 What is going on? 17 00:00:42,448 --> 00:00:44,724 What is this? 18 00:00:44,724 --> 00:00:46,275 What is it I'm in? 19 00:00:46,275 --> 00:00:49,206 I know this is not... 20 00:00:49,206 --> 00:00:51,827 I know this is not termite-- 21 00:00:51,827 --> 00:00:53,310 Termite damage? 22 00:00:53,310 --> 00:00:54,724 Okay, I don't see termites. 23 00:00:54,724 --> 00:00:56,310 Floyd? 24 00:00:56,310 --> 00:00:58,896 - That's my name, don't wear it out. 25 00:00:58,896 --> 00:01:01,517 - ELLA: Floyd, come here! 26 00:01:01,517 --> 00:01:03,620 - FLOYD: Oh, god. 27 00:01:03,620 --> 00:01:05,862 - Floyd? 28 00:01:05,862 --> 00:01:07,620 Floyd, you-- - [Floyd snoring] 29 00:01:07,620 --> 00:01:10,862 - Floyd, you have got to clean this mess up. 30 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:13,137 - FLOYD: Look, I've been working my fingers to the bone 31 00:01:13,137 --> 00:01:14,896 since Curtis has been gone. 32 00:01:14,896 --> 00:01:16,034 - To the bone? 33 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:17,379 Floyd! 34 00:01:17,379 --> 00:01:21,586 - Yes, it's hard being an entrepreneur. 35 00:01:21,586 --> 00:01:23,068 - Oh, Floyd, a what? 36 00:01:23,068 --> 00:01:25,172 - A Black-owned business, Ella. 37 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:27,275 - Well, as a Black-owned business, 38 00:01:27,275 --> 00:01:31,103 you should operate in excellence, okay? 39 00:01:31,103 --> 00:01:35,068 That means being clean and organized. 40 00:01:35,068 --> 00:01:37,000 - Mm. - Floyd? 41 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,275 - What? - Come look at this door. 42 00:01:39,275 --> 00:01:42,758 Come on, look at this door. Look at this, this! 43 00:01:42,758 --> 00:01:44,310 - [Floyd groaning] 44 00:01:44,310 --> 00:01:45,827 - Well, why don't you take your time? 45 00:01:45,827 --> 00:01:47,965 Take your time, why don't you? 46 00:01:47,965 --> 00:01:49,758 Well, come on, look at this door. 47 00:01:49,758 --> 00:01:50,827 - I'll be quack. 48 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:55,034 - Look at this. - What that? 49 00:01:55,034 --> 00:01:57,517 What you doing tearing up the cabinets for? 50 00:01:57,517 --> 00:02:00,793 - I am not tearing up. That is termite damage! 51 00:02:00,793 --> 00:02:03,517 - Say what? - Yes! 52 00:02:03,517 --> 00:02:05,103 - This ain't no termite damage. 53 00:02:05,103 --> 00:02:06,517 - Yes, it is! 54 00:02:06,517 --> 00:02:09,379 You and Curtis were supposed to check this. 55 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:11,137 - We had this whole house treated. 56 00:02:11,137 --> 00:02:12,793 - By who? 57 00:02:12,793 --> 00:02:15,896 - Well, me and Curtis did it. 58 00:02:15,896 --> 00:02:17,448 - [Ella stammering] 59 00:02:17,448 --> 00:02:19,344 Wait a minute. [chuckling] 60 00:02:19,344 --> 00:02:22,896 I know you are not talking about when you two were 61 00:02:22,896 --> 00:02:26,482 walking around this house with a can of bug spray. 62 00:02:26,482 --> 00:02:28,379 - We killed them bugs, didn't we? 63 00:02:28,379 --> 00:02:31,344 - Doggone it, look at this, Floyd! 64 00:02:31,344 --> 00:02:33,724 - That ain't no termite damage. 65 00:02:33,724 --> 00:02:36,000 - Okay, fine. [laughing] 66 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,482 I know what I have to do. 67 00:02:37,482 --> 00:02:39,137 - What you gon' do? What you gon' do? 68 00:02:39,137 --> 00:02:40,689 - ELLA: I'm gonna pay somebody else. 69 00:02:40,689 --> 00:02:42,896 That's what I'm gonna do. - FLOYD: Don't do that! 70 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:44,241 - ELLA: Yes, I am. I'm gonna pay 71 00:02:44,241 --> 00:02:45,620 somebody else before-- - I can fix it! 72 00:02:45,620 --> 00:02:48,000 - I'm so glad I did not give you that check. 73 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,758 - Ella, I can handle it. 74 00:02:49,758 --> 00:02:53,103 - You and Curtis were supposed to handle it. 75 00:02:53,103 --> 00:02:54,758 - But I can do it for cheaper. 76 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:56,758 - I don't want it cheaper. 77 00:02:56,758 --> 00:02:59,034 I want good service. 78 00:02:59,034 --> 00:03:00,655 - See, that's what I'm talking about. 79 00:03:00,655 --> 00:03:02,482 See, that's why we can't get nowhere. 80 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:04,482 - Is that why? - FLOYD: Yes! 81 00:03:04,482 --> 00:03:05,689 - Okay. 82 00:03:05,689 --> 00:03:07,586 - Black-owned businesses can't get nowhere 83 00:03:07,586 --> 00:03:09,827 because we don't have no support from the Black community. 84 00:03:09,827 --> 00:03:12,034 - ELLA: Bye, Floyd. - FLOYD: Don't do that! 85 00:03:12,034 --> 00:03:14,379 That ain't no termite damage! 86 00:03:14,379 --> 00:03:16,758 I should know, I'm a handyman! 87 00:03:16,758 --> 00:03:18,206 All right, good. 88 00:03:18,206 --> 00:03:20,172 I tell you, I can fix anything around here! 89 00:03:20,172 --> 00:03:22,896 There is nothing that I can't fix around here. 90 00:03:22,896 --> 00:03:24,862 Nothing! 91 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,827 Tell me. 92 00:03:27,827 --> 00:03:30,482 Know what I'm talking about, no termite damage. 93 00:03:32,551 --> 00:03:35,620 She don't know what the duck is up. 94 00:03:35,620 --> 00:03:37,103 [Floyd screaming] 95 00:03:37,103 --> 00:03:38,931 Whoo, it get cold so fast. 96 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:43,448 Get some hot water out here. 97 00:03:43,448 --> 00:03:45,620 Tell me about some damn termite damage. 98 00:03:45,620 --> 00:03:46,965 Oh, shoo! 99 00:03:46,965 --> 00:03:48,896 Oh, god, no! 100 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,517 Oh, damn! 101 00:03:50,517 --> 00:03:53,034 That is termite damage! 102 00:03:53,034 --> 00:03:54,965 They're everywhere, ooh! 103 00:03:56,620 --> 00:04:03,448 - ♪ 104 00:04:14,482 --> 00:04:16,448 ♪♪ 105 00:04:20,724 --> 00:04:22,586 - LISA: We might as well be running naked, 106 00:04:22,586 --> 00:04:23,827 hot as it is in here. 107 00:04:27,655 --> 00:04:30,068 Why is it so hot in here? 108 00:04:30,068 --> 00:04:32,517 - Well, it's comfortable for us. 109 00:04:32,517 --> 00:04:33,758 - No, it's not. 110 00:04:33,758 --> 00:04:36,344 I'm the one that's pregnant, and I'm hot. 111 00:04:38,931 --> 00:04:40,172 - Well... 112 00:04:41,827 --> 00:04:43,413 - That's better. 113 00:04:47,551 --> 00:04:49,172 - You do know that 114 00:04:49,172 --> 00:04:51,344 we like to conserve energy around here, don't you? 115 00:04:51,344 --> 00:04:53,000 - Well, you can do that in the winter. 116 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,206 I'm hot, and I can't be hot. 117 00:04:55,206 --> 00:04:56,896 Ain't that right, Malik? 118 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:59,068 - No. No, you can't. 119 00:05:01,206 --> 00:05:03,103 - LISA: Look, when they call me out to dance 120 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:04,448 and I hit that pole, 121 00:05:04,448 --> 00:05:08,379 and they all know, the AC, it's on low. 122 00:05:08,379 --> 00:05:10,551 - Oh, they know that, huh? They all know? 123 00:05:10,551 --> 00:05:13,379 - They all know. 124 00:05:13,379 --> 00:05:15,000 - CJ: Well, around here, 125 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,931 ain't nobody kicking in no tips to help pay these bills. 126 00:05:20,827 --> 00:05:25,034 So, we-- 127 00:05:25,034 --> 00:05:28,344 like to keep it at a comfortable 70. 128 00:05:28,344 --> 00:05:30,206 - No, I'm the one that's pregnant. 129 00:05:30,206 --> 00:05:32,000 That's like double the heat on my body. 130 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,379 - And while we at it, 131 00:05:34,379 --> 00:05:36,862 when your mother went to work for three days in a row, 132 00:05:36,862 --> 00:05:39,206 there was no hot water. 133 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:42,862 - Oh, you need a bigger tank. 134 00:05:42,862 --> 00:05:44,758 - Excuse me? 135 00:05:44,758 --> 00:05:46,758 - I wake up and I'm hot and sticky, 136 00:05:46,758 --> 00:05:50,310 so I get up and take about a 45-minute shower. 137 00:05:50,310 --> 00:05:54,103 - 45 minutes? - Yeah. 138 00:05:54,103 --> 00:05:56,379 - Now I know why there's no hot water. 139 00:05:56,379 --> 00:05:58,620 - [Lisa muttering] 140 00:05:58,620 --> 00:06:00,758 - You need to deal with that. - Dad-- 141 00:06:00,758 --> 00:06:03,034 - No, no, no, no, no, don't "Dad" me. 142 00:06:03,034 --> 00:06:05,379 I'm going to work, all right? 143 00:06:05,379 --> 00:06:06,896 Your mother better not find this out. 144 00:06:06,896 --> 00:06:08,586 - Yeah, all right. 145 00:06:08,586 --> 00:06:10,068 - CJ: Deal with that. - Okay! 146 00:06:10,068 --> 00:06:13,275 - Fix this. - MALIK: Okay. 147 00:06:13,275 --> 00:06:16,448 - I mean it. - I got you. 148 00:06:16,448 --> 00:06:18,896 - And don't think I didn't see her take my soda. 149 00:06:18,896 --> 00:06:21,000 - Don't take? No, that was the last one! 150 00:06:38,034 --> 00:06:39,931 - ELLA: Hello? 151 00:06:39,931 --> 00:06:42,482 Yes, yes, I'll hold. 152 00:06:42,482 --> 00:06:44,344 Yeah. 153 00:06:44,344 --> 00:06:45,793 [Ella groaning] 154 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,862 - Hey, Auntie Ella. - [Ella yelping] 155 00:06:51,862 --> 00:06:54,310 Hey. 156 00:06:54,310 --> 00:06:55,724 - How you doing? 157 00:06:55,724 --> 00:06:58,034 - I would be doing better if you would knock. 158 00:06:58,034 --> 00:06:59,758 You scared me! 159 00:06:59,758 --> 00:07:01,275 - I'm sorry. 160 00:07:01,275 --> 00:07:02,758 - Sit, sit, sit, sit. 161 00:07:02,758 --> 00:07:05,931 I'm on hold. Uh, hello, okay, yes? 162 00:07:05,931 --> 00:07:07,896 Yes. 163 00:07:07,896 --> 00:07:11,068 Can you send him over? 164 00:07:11,068 --> 00:07:12,344 We will be right here. 165 00:07:12,344 --> 00:07:14,724 Okay. Okay. 166 00:07:14,724 --> 00:07:16,310 Yes, thank you. 167 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:18,448 Thank you. [Ella sighing] 168 00:07:18,448 --> 00:07:19,931 - What's going on? 169 00:07:19,931 --> 00:07:22,448 - We have a termite problem! 170 00:07:22,448 --> 00:07:25,413 - Don't tell nobody that! 171 00:07:25,413 --> 00:07:27,379 - Well, we do! 172 00:07:27,379 --> 00:07:30,965 - We have a situation, not a problem. 173 00:07:30,965 --> 00:07:32,413 - Okay, well, I'm sorry. 174 00:07:32,413 --> 00:07:34,689 I just came by to say hey. 175 00:07:34,689 --> 00:07:36,172 - No you didn't. 176 00:07:36,172 --> 00:07:39,137 You trying to get away from that gal. 177 00:07:39,137 --> 00:07:40,448 - What? - Are you, Malik? 178 00:07:40,448 --> 00:07:42,379 - Nah. - Yes, you are! 179 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:44,862 - Tell the truth. - Oh yeah, I know that look. 180 00:07:44,862 --> 00:07:46,413 - Tell the truth. 181 00:07:46,413 --> 00:07:49,172 - Yes, I am. She's driving me crazy. 182 00:07:49,172 --> 00:07:52,448 - Oh, boy, that's what you get! 183 00:07:52,448 --> 00:07:54,137 - Can you please just talk to her? 184 00:07:54,137 --> 00:07:55,586 - Talk to her about what? 185 00:07:55,586 --> 00:08:01,482 - About not being so, so, so her? 186 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:03,586 I'm serious, Auntie Ella, you do not understand. 187 00:08:03,586 --> 00:08:05,724 She's driving all of us crazy. 188 00:08:05,724 --> 00:08:07,689 - Well, I mean, that's what women do. 189 00:08:09,103 --> 00:08:11,103 - Uh, Floyd? [chuckling] 190 00:08:11,103 --> 00:08:13,241 - They do! 191 00:08:13,241 --> 00:08:15,379 Look, did I ever tell y'all-- 192 00:08:15,379 --> 00:08:17,103 - Uh-uh, don't, don't, sit down! 193 00:08:17,103 --> 00:08:18,655 Don't spray that. 194 00:08:18,655 --> 00:08:21,000 - Did I ever tell you about my last lady friend? 195 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,413 - No, and I don't wanna know. 196 00:08:23,413 --> 00:08:25,344 - FLOYD: Oh, no, no, it's a good story now. 197 00:08:25,344 --> 00:08:28,137 She had these big old teeth. 198 00:08:28,137 --> 00:08:29,758 - Wait a minute. - Hmm? 199 00:08:29,758 --> 00:08:32,551 - Are you talking about Rolanda? - Yes! 200 00:08:32,551 --> 00:08:34,344 - [Ella laughing] Yes, sir, she did. 201 00:08:34,344 --> 00:08:36,448 She had some big teeth. 202 00:08:36,448 --> 00:08:39,137 - Yes, she did. 203 00:08:39,137 --> 00:08:40,551 I'm telling you, bub, 204 00:08:40,551 --> 00:08:43,275 she could take out an apple in one bite. 205 00:08:43,275 --> 00:08:46,482 And can you imagine her biting you? 206 00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:48,241 Wait a minute. 207 00:08:48,241 --> 00:08:50,551 Is your girl biting you? 208 00:08:50,551 --> 00:08:52,137 - We ain't got to that yet. 209 00:08:52,137 --> 00:08:54,551 - Wait. - What? 210 00:08:54,551 --> 00:08:57,034 - But, look, if you want to remedy that, 211 00:08:57,034 --> 00:08:59,896 what you gotta do, you gotta give her an apple, son. 212 00:08:59,896 --> 00:09:01,517 - Floyd. 213 00:09:01,517 --> 00:09:03,310 - I'm telling you, if you keep her mouth full, 214 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:04,965 she ain't gonna have nothing to say. 215 00:09:04,965 --> 00:09:07,827 - She keeps talking even with her mouth full. 216 00:09:07,827 --> 00:09:10,758 - You do the same thing and so do you! 217 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:12,586 - I don't! 218 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:14,620 - I just don't know what to do. 219 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:17,827 - Malik, go and talk to her. 220 00:09:17,827 --> 00:09:19,344 - What do I say? 221 00:09:19,344 --> 00:09:21,137 - Well, look, you gotta do like I did. 222 00:09:21,137 --> 00:09:23,551 You gotta take that apple and you gotta go in there 223 00:09:23,551 --> 00:09:25,413 like I talk to Rolanda and say, "Rolanda, look--" 224 00:09:25,413 --> 00:09:27,034 - Floyd? - Hmm? 225 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:28,965 - Go home. Just go home. 226 00:09:28,965 --> 00:09:31,586 - And what you want me to do? You want me to clean up, 227 00:09:31,586 --> 00:09:33,000 you want me to exterminate the house-- 228 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,482 - Floyd! 229 00:09:34,482 --> 00:09:36,931 - Or you want me to go home? - All three. 230 00:09:36,931 --> 00:09:38,586 I want you to do all three. - Fine. 231 00:09:38,586 --> 00:09:40,931 - I want you to go and talk to her. 232 00:09:42,827 --> 00:09:44,310 - All right. 233 00:09:44,310 --> 00:09:47,137 - Good. Go on. 234 00:09:47,137 --> 00:09:49,310 - Young buck? 235 00:09:49,310 --> 00:09:51,620 Take you an apple. 236 00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:54,379 I'm trying to tell you. - All right. 237 00:09:54,379 --> 00:09:56,620 - An apple a day keeps the overbite away. 238 00:09:58,103 --> 00:09:59,448 Ooh! 239 00:10:00,689 --> 00:10:02,827 - ELLA: Okay. [laughing] 240 00:10:02,827 --> 00:10:04,137 Hey, Floyd. 241 00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:07,137 The inspector is going to start in the kitchen. 242 00:10:07,137 --> 00:10:09,206 - Ella, I can fix this. 243 00:10:09,206 --> 00:10:11,724 - The man is in the kitchen. 244 00:10:11,724 --> 00:10:13,724 - The man is going to charge you 245 00:10:13,724 --> 00:10:15,482 just for coming through the door. 246 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,137 - Well, let him! 247 00:10:17,137 --> 00:10:19,310 Let him just inspect the damage. 248 00:10:19,310 --> 00:10:20,931 - Well, okay. 249 00:10:22,827 --> 00:10:25,655 Show him these. 250 00:10:25,655 --> 00:10:27,724 - And what is he gonna do with that? 251 00:10:27,724 --> 00:10:30,000 - I don't know, spray it and then give it back to us 252 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,586 so he can leave. 253 00:10:32,586 --> 00:10:34,241 - You can't be serious. 254 00:10:34,241 --> 00:10:38,413 - I mean, what is this worth spraying, about 500 cents? 255 00:10:38,413 --> 00:10:42,517 - Floyd, he said that the cabinet doors 256 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:46,172 are just the tip of a much bigger problem. 257 00:10:46,172 --> 00:10:47,655 - What? - Yes. 258 00:10:47,655 --> 00:10:50,103 Termites can do a lot of damage. 259 00:10:50,103 --> 00:10:53,310 He said he had a client who did not get it done in time, 260 00:10:53,310 --> 00:10:56,862 and it destroyed his entire roof. 261 00:10:56,862 --> 00:11:00,655 - Well, I mean, you've always wanted a skylight. 262 00:11:00,655 --> 00:11:06,344 - Floyd, we can pay now, or we're gonna pay big later, 263 00:11:06,344 --> 00:11:09,724 so I told him to give us an estimate. 264 00:11:09,724 --> 00:11:11,862 - You know what? He ain't gonna be satisfied 265 00:11:11,862 --> 00:11:14,517 until he take all your little money. 266 00:11:14,517 --> 00:11:16,862 - Little money? Floyd? 267 00:11:16,862 --> 00:11:19,000 - Yes, 'cause that's all you gonna have left 268 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,068 is a little money after he get through charging you. 269 00:11:21,068 --> 00:11:22,931 - ELLA: Floyd, go home. 270 00:11:22,931 --> 00:11:24,758 Go to your house. 271 00:11:24,758 --> 00:11:26,000 - Fine. 272 00:11:31,206 --> 00:11:37,103 - ♪ 273 00:11:40,965 --> 00:11:42,655 - Yeah, girl, the house is nice as hell, 274 00:11:42,655 --> 00:11:45,724 but it's a hot box in here. 275 00:11:45,724 --> 00:11:47,689 I told them. 276 00:11:47,689 --> 00:11:49,586 I don't know what else to say! 277 00:11:51,413 --> 00:11:53,034 - Can I talk to you? 278 00:11:55,034 --> 00:11:59,379 - Girl, how many times am I supposed to tell them? 279 00:11:59,379 --> 00:12:01,310 - We need to talk. 280 00:12:01,310 --> 00:12:04,034 - I'm on the phone! 281 00:12:04,034 --> 00:12:06,344 Yeah, that's him. 282 00:12:06,344 --> 00:12:08,000 So rude! 283 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,413 Come in here talking to me like I ain't on the phone. 284 00:12:11,413 --> 00:12:13,379 Can't make this up! 285 00:12:13,379 --> 00:12:14,896 Yeah! 286 00:12:14,896 --> 00:12:18,586 Okay, girl, I'll call you back. 287 00:12:18,586 --> 00:12:20,275 - Can we talk now? 288 00:12:20,275 --> 00:12:22,793 - Can I hang up the phone first? Dang! 289 00:12:22,793 --> 00:12:25,034 - Well, I clearly hear you talking about me. 290 00:12:25,034 --> 00:12:27,448 - No, I wasn't! - I just heard you! 291 00:12:27,448 --> 00:12:29,517 - See, that's yo' problem, you too sensitive. 292 00:12:29,517 --> 00:12:31,413 You always think somebody talking about you! 293 00:12:31,413 --> 00:12:33,275 - You were! You just said that I was rude! 294 00:12:33,275 --> 00:12:35,482 - You are! 295 00:12:35,482 --> 00:12:37,137 - So you were talking about me? 296 00:12:37,137 --> 00:12:40,137 - What do you want? - Look... 297 00:12:40,137 --> 00:12:44,827 We need to talk about this, us, and you staying here. 298 00:12:44,827 --> 00:12:47,827 - You putting me out? Oh, no, no, no, no! 299 00:12:47,827 --> 00:12:49,068 No! 300 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:50,896 - I'm not putting you out. - LISA: Uh-uh. 301 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,896 I'm pregnant and I'm barefoot, and you putting me out? 302 00:12:52,896 --> 00:12:54,517 - Lisa. - LISA: You know what? 303 00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:56,724 My mama said I shouldn't have trust no short man! 304 00:12:56,724 --> 00:12:58,620 And-- - Short? What? 305 00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:00,517 - Should've listened to her! Why didn't I listen to her? 306 00:13:00,517 --> 00:13:02,827 - You know what, you ain't-- [clearing throat] 307 00:13:02,827 --> 00:13:05,241 Look, I'm not putting you out. 308 00:13:05,241 --> 00:13:07,448 - LISA: You know what? It don't matter, it don't 309 00:13:07,448 --> 00:13:08,758 matter, because me and my baby, 310 00:13:08,758 --> 00:13:10,448 you know what, we gonna be all right. 311 00:13:10,448 --> 00:13:12,620 - MALIK: Okay, Lisa, calm down! - LISA: We gonna be all right. 312 00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:14,172 Well, you're making me upset! 313 00:13:14,172 --> 00:13:16,931 - Plus, please don't do the kid like that, all right? 314 00:13:16,931 --> 00:13:18,413 - Shut up. 315 00:13:18,413 --> 00:13:20,344 - I'm not trying to upset you. 316 00:13:20,344 --> 00:13:22,034 - Well, you are, you really are. 317 00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:24,862 - MALIK: You know what? You want an apple? 318 00:13:24,862 --> 00:13:27,758 - What? - Here, you want an apple? 319 00:13:27,758 --> 00:13:30,931 - I don't want no apple. - You sure? 320 00:13:30,931 --> 00:13:32,206 - Give it to me. 321 00:13:35,655 --> 00:13:37,206 - You come in here and-- 322 00:13:37,206 --> 00:13:39,068 - MALIK: No, no, don't talk with your mouth full. 323 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,379 - What? 324 00:13:40,379 --> 00:13:42,793 - Nothing. 325 00:13:42,793 --> 00:13:45,965 Look, we have to just figure this out, okay? 326 00:13:45,965 --> 00:13:48,620 I've never lived with anyone, you've never lived with anyone. 327 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,275 It's-- - Yes, I have. 328 00:13:51,275 --> 00:13:52,827 - Say what? 329 00:13:52,827 --> 00:13:54,620 - Yeah, like, three of my exes. 330 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:57,241 - MALIK: Okay, see, you never told me that. 331 00:13:57,241 --> 00:13:58,689 - You never asked. 332 00:13:58,689 --> 00:14:00,620 - MALIK: No, you specifically said that 333 00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:02,344 you never lived with anyone else. 334 00:14:02,344 --> 00:14:05,758 - No, I said, I never lived with a man and his mommy 335 00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:10,344 and his daddy before who ain't got no job, no car. 336 00:14:10,344 --> 00:14:12,620 - All right, keep going. - That's besides the point, 337 00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:14,413 because I've lived with plenty of men. 338 00:14:14,413 --> 00:14:15,827 - Hoo, goodness, man, 339 00:14:15,827 --> 00:14:18,310 I just find something new about you every day. 340 00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:21,241 - And you know what? Same here. 341 00:14:21,241 --> 00:14:24,862 - Okay, look, um... 342 00:14:24,862 --> 00:14:27,482 - Don't be catching no attitude! - I'm not catching an attitude. 343 00:14:27,482 --> 00:14:28,793 - So why you talking like that, then? 344 00:14:28,793 --> 00:14:30,655 - Like what? - "Okay, so, look..." 345 00:14:30,655 --> 00:14:32,000 What's that supposed to mean? 346 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,413 - All right, Lisa. - You know what? 347 00:14:35,413 --> 00:14:39,172 No, I'm pregnant, and... [sobbing] 348 00:14:39,172 --> 00:14:41,620 My hormones all over the place, so you know what? 349 00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:43,689 I'm not doing this. I'm not. 350 00:14:43,689 --> 00:14:44,931 I'm not, not today. 351 00:14:44,931 --> 00:14:46,586 - Well, when can-- - LISA: No, no! 352 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:49,034 - When can we talk about this? - LISA: No, no! 353 00:14:49,034 --> 00:14:50,724 - You just gonna cry every time 354 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,172 we need to talk about something serious? 355 00:14:53,172 --> 00:14:54,586 That's some bullsh... 356 00:14:54,586 --> 00:14:56,172 That got to go. 357 00:14:56,172 --> 00:15:01,827 - ♪ 358 00:15:01,827 --> 00:15:03,551 - What's taking him so long? 359 00:15:03,551 --> 00:15:07,310 Talking about let a man do his job. 360 00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:11,241 Man, he ain't doing nothing but running up this bill. 361 00:15:11,241 --> 00:15:12,586 - ELLA: Thank you! 362 00:15:12,586 --> 00:15:14,551 Thank you for coming! 363 00:15:14,551 --> 00:15:17,620 - I could've fixed this. 364 00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:20,655 - Oh, Lord! It's bad. 365 00:15:20,655 --> 00:15:22,620 - It's bad? - It's bad! 366 00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:25,172 - I knew it! I knew it was gon' be bad! 367 00:15:25,172 --> 00:15:26,758 - ELLA: I'm joking. 368 00:15:26,758 --> 00:15:28,517 [Ella laughing] 369 00:15:28,517 --> 00:15:30,172 It's not as bad as we thought. 370 00:15:30,172 --> 00:15:32,827 - It's not? But I'm sure that bill is. 371 00:15:32,827 --> 00:15:35,344 - Well, now, that may be. - FLOYD: Hm. 372 00:15:35,344 --> 00:15:37,620 You know what, I don't like him. I don't like him. 373 00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:39,000 - Floyd, listen. - Hm. 374 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,689 - He said we have termites in the attic. 375 00:15:41,689 --> 00:15:43,724 They have built a nest up there, 376 00:15:43,724 --> 00:15:46,689 and so what he wants to do is treat the slab, 377 00:15:46,689 --> 00:15:48,896 but the walls are the problem. 378 00:15:48,896 --> 00:15:50,275 That's where the issue is. 379 00:15:50,275 --> 00:15:51,758 So I just-- 380 00:15:51,758 --> 00:15:54,241 - It's just mo' money, mo' money, and mo' money. 381 00:15:54,241 --> 00:15:58,827 - Well, it's not cheap. - I told you. 382 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:01,172 - Here, let's look at it together. He wrote it down. 383 00:16:01,172 --> 00:16:02,517 - No. - Look! 384 00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:05,310 - Mm-mm, you, look here. 385 00:16:05,310 --> 00:16:07,827 If it's what I think, 386 00:16:07,827 --> 00:16:10,896 I don't wanna see it 'cause I'm gonna need a tent. 387 00:16:10,896 --> 00:16:14,000 And you want me to kill him and bury the body? 388 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,758 - He said that he would give me a senior's discount. 389 00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,620 - He called you a senior? 390 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:20,034 Uh-uh, no, he didn't. 391 00:16:20,034 --> 00:16:21,689 - ELLA: Floyd, wait a minute! 392 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,068 I don't mind. 393 00:16:23,068 --> 00:16:25,655 I don't mind that I get a 10% discount. 394 00:16:25,655 --> 00:16:27,344 10% off! 395 00:16:27,344 --> 00:16:31,379 - Well, hell, I'm a senior, I got my AARP. 396 00:16:31,379 --> 00:16:33,827 - The bad part, Floyd, 397 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,586 is that I have to move out for two weeks. 398 00:16:35,586 --> 00:16:37,034 - Wait, what? 399 00:16:37,034 --> 00:16:38,896 - I can't stay here while they're working. 400 00:16:38,896 --> 00:16:40,482 - Wait a minute now, let's be serious. 401 00:16:40,482 --> 00:16:41,965 - Ah. 402 00:16:41,965 --> 00:16:44,103 - Where am I gonna eat? 403 00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:48,551 - Well, it is what it is, Floyd. 404 00:16:48,551 --> 00:16:50,965 - So, when are they gonna start? 405 00:16:50,965 --> 00:16:52,413 - The sooner, the better. 406 00:16:52,413 --> 00:16:55,413 See, the longer I stay here, the worse it gets, 407 00:16:55,413 --> 00:16:59,172 so I'm gonna call him to tell him he can start tomorrow. 408 00:16:59,172 --> 00:17:01,862 - Now, Ella, do you have the money to pay him? 409 00:17:01,862 --> 00:17:04,000 - I have a deposit. 410 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,344 - Well, where you gonna stay? 411 00:17:06,344 --> 00:17:08,862 - Were you offering? 412 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,620 - No, you know, I gotta check with my lady, 413 00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:13,379 you know? [chuckling] 414 00:17:13,379 --> 00:17:14,724 - Hush, Floyd, listen. 415 00:17:14,724 --> 00:17:16,620 I'm gonna stay at CJ's and Janine's. 416 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,241 - Uh, that would be best. 417 00:17:21,379 --> 00:17:24,379 - Look, Lisa, you got to do better. 418 00:17:24,379 --> 00:17:26,241 No, I can't say that. 419 00:17:29,068 --> 00:17:31,793 Lisa, I'm not gonna put up with yo-- 420 00:17:33,724 --> 00:17:35,413 What am I gonna do? 421 00:17:35,413 --> 00:17:38,206 - Uh, you can move the hell up outta here. 422 00:17:40,241 --> 00:17:41,896 - Come on, Dad. 423 00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:46,172 - Son, this is why you have to take your time 424 00:17:46,172 --> 00:17:49,137 to know someone before you decide to live with them. 425 00:17:49,137 --> 00:17:51,413 - Yeah, I know, I thought I did. 426 00:17:51,413 --> 00:17:56,827 - Well, how long did you know her before you started to... 427 00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:59,586 - Well... 428 00:17:59,586 --> 00:18:01,896 - How long? - A few... 429 00:18:01,896 --> 00:18:03,655 - Say it. - A few hours. 430 00:18:03,655 --> 00:18:05,103 - Hours. 431 00:18:05,103 --> 00:18:06,793 You see, that's what I'm talking about. 432 00:18:06,793 --> 00:18:10,241 You don't know this girl at all, and you got her up in here, 433 00:18:10,241 --> 00:18:13,000 and now we gotta deal with it. - Yeah, I know. 434 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,862 I just don't know what to do. - You can move. 435 00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,517 - Dad, you know we can't afford that. 436 00:18:18,517 --> 00:18:21,034 - CJ: See, that's why I'm gonna talk to your mom, 437 00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:22,862 and maybe we can work out a loan for you. 438 00:18:22,862 --> 00:18:24,310 - No, Dad, it's all right. 439 00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:26,310 - No, what you mean, "No, Dad, it's all right"? 440 00:18:26,310 --> 00:18:30,275 - To be honest, I can't be alone with her. 441 00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,896 - What you mean? That's your baby mama. 442 00:18:31,896 --> 00:18:34,827 - Yeah, I know, but... - But? 443 00:18:34,827 --> 00:18:36,379 - I just don't know what I would do 444 00:18:36,379 --> 00:18:39,448 if I didn't have someone else to talk to. 445 00:18:39,448 --> 00:18:40,758 - Are you crazy? 446 00:18:40,758 --> 00:18:42,517 - She's making me that way! 447 00:18:42,517 --> 00:18:44,068 - No. 448 00:18:44,068 --> 00:18:47,586 You are making you that way by doing what you doing, 449 00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:50,000 and you not going to make me and your mother crazy, 450 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,586 so you gonna have to handle that. 451 00:18:51,586 --> 00:18:53,655 - I know, man, I'm trying. 452 00:18:53,655 --> 00:18:55,379 - Well, try harder. 453 00:18:57,758 --> 00:18:59,793 The hell? 454 00:18:59,793 --> 00:19:01,965 - [knocking on door] 455 00:19:01,965 --> 00:19:03,620 - ELLA: Hoodie-hoo! 456 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,379 Okay. 457 00:19:05,379 --> 00:19:06,896 Hey, hey, CJ. 458 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,689 - CJ: Hey, hey, Auntie. 459 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,689 - Hey, baby, how are you? 460 00:19:10,689 --> 00:19:12,000 - We good. 461 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000 - Where's Janine? 462 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,379 - She's at work. 463 00:19:15,379 --> 00:19:16,827 - Okay, okay. 464 00:19:16,827 --> 00:19:18,965 - Uh, what-- 465 00:19:18,965 --> 00:19:21,137 What's going on? What you doing here? 466 00:19:21,137 --> 00:19:24,931 - Oh, oh, nothing. I thought I'd just come by. 467 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,793 For two weeks. 468 00:19:26,793 --> 00:19:28,620 - Wait, what? 469 00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:31,827 - Yeah. I have to stay here. 470 00:19:31,827 --> 00:19:33,586 I'm sorry I gotta stay here. 471 00:19:33,586 --> 00:19:36,137 - Uh, you gotta stay here? - ELLA: Yeah. 472 00:19:36,137 --> 00:19:38,586 I'm having the house tested for termites. 473 00:19:42,965 --> 00:19:45,896 - Well, uh, see, I gotta-- I'ma have to talk to-- 474 00:19:45,896 --> 00:19:47,586 - ELLA: I know you not about to say 475 00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:49,137 you have to talk to Janine, 476 00:19:49,137 --> 00:19:52,379 for as much as I have done for y'all? 477 00:19:52,379 --> 00:19:53,724 - No, no, no. 478 00:19:53,724 --> 00:19:55,413 - ELLA: That's what I thought. 479 00:19:55,413 --> 00:19:57,344 [laughing] I didn't think so. - I wasn't about to say that. 480 00:19:57,344 --> 00:19:58,827 You welcome to stay. - Thank you. 481 00:19:58,827 --> 00:20:00,310 - Yeah. - I mean, it's not a problem? 482 00:20:00,310 --> 00:20:02,517 - No, no, no, it's fine, it's fine. 483 00:20:02,517 --> 00:20:06,000 You, I mean, you could stay in Jasmine's room. 484 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,862 - You know that bed too little for me. 485 00:20:07,862 --> 00:20:09,931 [Ella laughing] 486 00:20:09,931 --> 00:20:13,137 No, I won't be staying in Jasmine's room. 487 00:20:13,137 --> 00:20:15,965 - Okay, we can, uh, we just get the air mattress, 488 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,793 and uh, you know, just-- 489 00:20:17,793 --> 00:20:19,206 - That's good, 490 00:20:19,206 --> 00:20:22,758 so that you and Janine can enjoy that. 491 00:20:22,758 --> 00:20:24,586 I'm taking your bedroom. 492 00:20:24,586 --> 00:20:28,103 Remove the mattress, and, uh, change the sheets, please. 493 00:20:29,965 --> 00:20:33,103 Oh, I'm so glad I brought my groceries, huh? 494 00:20:33,103 --> 00:20:36,344 - Why? - I'm cooking. 495 00:20:36,344 --> 00:20:40,620 It's okay, let me get rid of all of this good stuff. 496 00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:43,310 - What's going on? - Uh... 497 00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:45,551 - Hey, Auntie Ella. - Hoodie-hoo. 498 00:20:45,551 --> 00:20:46,862 - What's she doing? 499 00:20:46,862 --> 00:20:48,482 - Aunt Ella's, uh, moving in with us. 500 00:20:48,482 --> 00:20:52,103 - Say what? 501 00:20:52,103 --> 00:20:54,862 Well, this just keeps getting worse, don't it? 502 00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:57,862 - ELLA: I heard that. I'm standing right here. 503 00:20:57,862 --> 00:20:59,620 - No, I wasn't-- - So what's up? 504 00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:01,517 - What's up? How you doing? 505 00:21:01,517 --> 00:21:03,620 - ♪ 506 00:21:32,551 --> 00:21:34,172 - ♪ 507 00:21:36,482 --> 00:21:37,827 - ♪ 508 00:21:39,034 --> 00:21:42,827 - ♪ 35538

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