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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,793 --> 00:00:10,344 - ♪ 2 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,655 - Hey, Unc, how you feelin', man? 3 00:00:12,655 --> 00:00:14,137 What you... You doin' a touch-up job, huh? 4 00:00:14,137 --> 00:00:15,344 - CURTIS: Hey, nephew. 5 00:00:15,344 --> 00:00:17,241 I'll tell you how I feel. 6 00:00:17,241 --> 00:00:20,068 I feel like I wanna get a big gigantic squeegee 7 00:00:20,068 --> 00:00:22,137 and clean my neighbor's window. 8 00:00:22,137 --> 00:00:23,965 - Whoa, look at that! 9 00:00:23,965 --> 00:00:25,413 - Ain't that a mess? 10 00:00:25,413 --> 00:00:27,275 - Man, them windows look like they ain't been 11 00:00:27,275 --> 00:00:30,413 cleaned in years! Talk about 50 shades of gray. 12 00:00:30,413 --> 00:00:32,068 You know what? 13 00:00:32,068 --> 00:00:35,103 This neighborhood is so messed up 14 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:37,965 that the HOA got pictures of the whole neighborhood 15 00:00:37,965 --> 00:00:39,310 on the website. 16 00:00:39,310 --> 00:00:40,931 - I saw it. Our street. 17 00:00:40,931 --> 00:00:43,413 - Look, I was just looking at it! Look. 18 00:00:43,413 --> 00:00:45,137 Look at this right here. - That was it! 19 00:00:45,137 --> 00:00:48,689 - Now what would make you paint half of your house? 20 00:00:48,689 --> 00:00:51,827 - They either ran out of money or they ran out of paint. 21 00:00:51,827 --> 00:00:53,344 - I mean, the whole neighborhood! 22 00:00:53,344 --> 00:00:55,068 All these people. Look at Sheila. 23 00:00:55,068 --> 00:00:58,379 Sheila got a refrigerator sitting on her porch. 24 00:00:58,379 --> 00:01:00,482 - That's why I'm running for HOA president. 25 00:01:00,482 --> 00:01:02,724 - Oh, you are? - You doggone right I am. 26 00:01:02,724 --> 00:01:05,758 We gonna get this neighborhood back in tip-top shape! 27 00:01:05,758 --> 00:01:08,827 - Hey, and that wrought-iron patio set that they givin' to 28 00:01:08,827 --> 00:01:10,827 the new president is nice, too. 29 00:01:10,827 --> 00:01:12,862 - Now, that patio is nice, though. 30 00:01:12,862 --> 00:01:14,344 Hey, did you see the swivel seats? 31 00:01:14,344 --> 00:01:15,620 - Yeah! 32 00:01:15,620 --> 00:01:17,103 - And them big giant oversized umbrellas? 33 00:01:17,103 --> 00:01:18,793 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 34 00:01:18,793 --> 00:01:21,172 - That thing missing one thing. - What's that? 35 00:01:21,172 --> 00:01:22,655 - Me and a beer. 36 00:01:22,655 --> 00:01:26,172 - And me toasting a cold brew to you. 37 00:01:27,724 --> 00:01:29,068 - Cheers. 38 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:34,862 - Yeah, this neighborhood could use some fresh ideas. 39 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:36,344 - Yeah. 40 00:01:36,344 --> 00:01:38,620 You know, Mr. Burks been president for way too long. 41 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:40,137 He don't even enforce anything anymore. 42 00:01:40,137 --> 00:01:41,620 - What he gonna enforce? 43 00:01:41,620 --> 00:01:44,862 His idea of home improvement is opening his front door 44 00:01:44,862 --> 00:01:47,689 and letting out them flies. 45 00:01:47,689 --> 00:01:49,137 - That's a shame. 46 00:01:49,137 --> 00:01:50,551 You outta there, Mr. Burks! 47 00:01:50,551 --> 00:01:52,137 - You outta there! 48 00:01:52,137 --> 00:01:54,310 Why you got all them flies in your house? 49 00:01:56,724 --> 00:02:01,103 - ♪ 50 00:02:13,482 --> 00:02:15,448 ♪♪ 51 00:02:18,586 --> 00:02:21,413 - Stick it out. Your hands, in the seams. 52 00:02:21,413 --> 00:02:23,551 Yes, very good. 53 00:02:23,551 --> 00:02:25,827 Now, one-two-three-four. 54 00:02:25,827 --> 00:02:28,896 Take number two going under to one. 55 00:02:28,896 --> 00:02:31,620 Under to, yes! - LISA: I'm doing it. 56 00:02:31,620 --> 00:02:37,275 - Yes, and then, Lisa, fold your sheet in. 57 00:02:37,275 --> 00:02:40,172 Any way you want to fold it. 58 00:02:40,172 --> 00:02:42,310 Look, and then I'm gonna walk in, 59 00:02:42,310 --> 00:02:44,689 yes, and then you fold down, 60 00:02:44,689 --> 00:02:46,620 and I fold up. 61 00:02:46,620 --> 00:02:50,724 Yes, and then you hurry up and put it down here. 62 00:02:50,724 --> 00:02:53,000 - I need a lot of practice. 63 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:56,896 - ELLA: Once you find the corners, it's easy. 64 00:02:56,896 --> 00:02:59,310 Everything has its place. 65 00:02:59,310 --> 00:03:05,068 You just have to get in where you fit in. 66 00:03:05,068 --> 00:03:07,724 - Can I ask you a question? 67 00:03:07,724 --> 00:03:11,379 You know, I'm making less money as a hostess 68 00:03:11,379 --> 00:03:14,034 than I was as a dancer. - ELLA: Wait, wait, wait. 69 00:03:14,034 --> 00:03:16,034 You talkin' to a life coach. 70 00:03:18,413 --> 00:03:19,896 Continue. 71 00:03:19,896 --> 00:03:21,172 - For sure. 72 00:03:21,172 --> 00:03:23,000 I need to get moving. 73 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,586 I mean, making $15 an hour ain't cutting it. 74 00:03:26,586 --> 00:03:31,620 - Okay, I will be happy to guide you to your next steps. 75 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:33,689 What is your end goal? 76 00:03:33,689 --> 00:03:35,620 - To have my own reality show. 77 00:03:38,034 --> 00:03:39,689 - Okay, before that? 78 00:03:42,068 --> 00:03:44,344 - Take care of my family and start my own business. 79 00:03:44,344 --> 00:03:46,137 - ELLA: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 80 00:03:46,137 --> 00:03:50,068 Will you have to change anything to make that happen? 81 00:03:50,068 --> 00:03:53,724 - Yes, but... 82 00:03:53,724 --> 00:03:56,103 I'm kinda scared. 83 00:03:56,103 --> 00:04:00,793 - Oh, Lisa, if you don't wanna make $15 an hour, 84 00:04:00,793 --> 00:04:04,586 then you gotta make that move. 85 00:04:04,586 --> 00:04:07,241 - Yeah, you right. - ELLA: Yeah. 86 00:04:07,241 --> 00:04:09,344 - Thanks. - So do... 87 00:04:09,344 --> 00:04:10,965 Do you know what you have to do now? 88 00:04:10,965 --> 00:04:13,413 - Yes, ma'am. 89 00:04:13,413 --> 00:04:17,448 - Do you have any more questions for the life coach? 90 00:04:17,448 --> 00:04:20,206 - Yes. - ELLA: Oh. [chuckling] 91 00:04:20,206 --> 00:04:22,241 - So, do I have to call you to come over here 92 00:04:22,241 --> 00:04:24,241 every time I need to fold a fitted sheet? 93 00:04:24,241 --> 00:04:26,172 - You better not. 94 00:04:27,827 --> 00:04:29,344 Practice. 95 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:35,310 - Oh, you need to get the signs and put on it like 96 00:04:35,310 --> 00:04:39,000 what you gonna do as HOA president, 97 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,344 like, uh, monthly meetings. 98 00:04:42,344 --> 00:04:45,758 - Monthly meetings with snacks. 99 00:04:45,758 --> 00:04:47,620 - I like it, I like it. 100 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:50,379 Yeah, what about this? 101 00:04:50,379 --> 00:04:52,620 "Clean up after yo' pets." 102 00:04:52,620 --> 00:04:55,172 - That would be a poop pick-up policy, 103 00:04:55,172 --> 00:04:56,896 'cause I'm so sick of Ephraim's dog, 104 00:04:56,896 --> 00:05:00,862 that I tell you what else, grass needs to be cut every week. 105 00:05:00,862 --> 00:05:03,344 - No, grass don't need to be cut every week. 106 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:05,724 Grass supposed to be cut every two weeks. 107 00:05:05,724 --> 00:05:07,758 That's normal. 108 00:05:07,758 --> 00:05:09,275 - Normal? 109 00:05:09,275 --> 00:05:11,241 CJ, that's not normal. 110 00:05:11,241 --> 00:05:13,517 That's lazy. 111 00:05:13,517 --> 00:05:16,103 Now grass need to be cut every week. 112 00:05:16,103 --> 00:05:17,448 Everybody know that! 113 00:05:17,448 --> 00:05:19,965 - Well, some people have lives. 114 00:05:19,965 --> 00:05:23,517 Not everybody is retired like you. 115 00:05:23,517 --> 00:05:25,655 - What is that supposed to mean? 116 00:05:25,655 --> 00:05:27,724 You trying to say because I'm retired, 117 00:05:27,724 --> 00:05:29,724 I ain't got nothing to do but cut grass? 118 00:05:29,724 --> 00:05:31,275 - When you was chief, 119 00:05:31,275 --> 00:05:34,137 you didn't cut yo' grass every week. 120 00:05:34,137 --> 00:05:35,793 - Be surprised how many people 121 00:05:35,793 --> 00:05:37,413 support cutting grass every week, CJ. 122 00:05:37,413 --> 00:05:38,862 That's all I'm saying. 123 00:05:38,862 --> 00:05:40,724 - Well, I'm not cutting my grass every week. 124 00:05:40,724 --> 00:05:43,241 - Well then you better make sure you got a extra $10. 125 00:05:44,965 --> 00:05:47,551 - I'm Coach Payne. [chuckling] - Hey, Auntie Ella. 126 00:05:47,551 --> 00:05:50,448 - Hi, babe! Hey, Malik! How are you? 127 00:05:50,448 --> 00:05:54,034 - How is my favorite auntie in the entire world? 128 00:05:54,034 --> 00:05:56,551 - Oh, oh, oh! 129 00:05:56,551 --> 00:05:59,034 I'm doing very well, thank you. 130 00:05:59,034 --> 00:06:01,034 - Why don't you make yourself comfortable and sit down? 131 00:06:01,034 --> 00:06:03,379 I'll put these groceries away. Don't worry about that. 132 00:06:03,379 --> 00:06:06,379 - Okay. What's happening? 133 00:06:06,379 --> 00:06:09,034 Did you hit my car? - Oh, no! 134 00:06:09,034 --> 00:06:10,758 No, no, I didn't hit your car. 135 00:06:10,758 --> 00:06:12,758 - What is it? What is it? It's something. 136 00:06:12,758 --> 00:06:14,931 Did you get another girl pregnant? 137 00:06:14,931 --> 00:06:16,413 - Oh, no! 138 00:06:16,413 --> 00:06:19,379 Uh, listen, Auntie Ella, it's none of those things. 139 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,448 I just wanted to tell you I really appreciate you 140 00:06:21,448 --> 00:06:22,965 for having a talk with Lisa. 141 00:06:22,965 --> 00:06:25,310 She's really excited. - Oh! 142 00:06:25,310 --> 00:06:26,931 Oh, she is? - Yes. 143 00:06:26,931 --> 00:06:29,344 She told me you talked her into doing what she needed to do. 144 00:06:29,344 --> 00:06:30,758 - Yes, I did. 145 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:33,448 Well, you know, I'm a life coach now. 146 00:06:33,448 --> 00:06:34,896 - Well, you really helped her out 147 00:06:34,896 --> 00:06:36,896 because she was really scared to put herself out there, 148 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:39,275 but after talking to you, she went ahead and did it. 149 00:06:39,275 --> 00:06:43,448 - It's a scary thing, to quit your job. 150 00:06:43,448 --> 00:06:46,068 You just gotta get out there. 151 00:06:46,068 --> 00:06:47,620 - Oh no, she didn't quit her job. 152 00:06:47,620 --> 00:06:50,413 She asked for a raise and she got it, 153 00:06:50,413 --> 00:06:51,758 which is great! - That's great. 154 00:06:51,758 --> 00:06:53,241 - Thank you so much, Auntie Ella! 155 00:06:53,241 --> 00:06:54,655 - You're welcome. 156 00:06:54,655 --> 00:06:56,379 - MALIK: Let me get these groceries for you. 157 00:06:56,379 --> 00:06:57,862 You need anything else? - I don't-- 158 00:06:57,862 --> 00:06:59,620 - You sure you, ah, shoo, at this point, 159 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:03,482 I'll do, re-tile the roof if you need to. 160 00:07:03,482 --> 00:07:07,310 - She's still working at the club? 161 00:07:07,310 --> 00:07:10,689 And on prime time? - MALIK: Yes, ma'am. 162 00:07:16,758 --> 00:07:20,068 - Let me see how my teacher responded. 163 00:07:20,068 --> 00:07:22,068 [Ella chuckling] 164 00:07:22,068 --> 00:07:24,793 "Coach Ella..." [Ella chuckling] 165 00:07:24,793 --> 00:07:28,172 "If your client didn't follow your guidance, 166 00:07:28,172 --> 00:07:31,206 make sure that you communicated clearly." 167 00:07:31,206 --> 00:07:32,896 I did! 168 00:07:32,896 --> 00:07:34,620 I communicated clearly. 169 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,310 She said she wanted to quit her job, 170 00:07:36,310 --> 00:07:38,827 I said, "Quit your job." 171 00:07:38,827 --> 00:07:40,827 Okay, and after, okay, oh! 172 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:44,000 "And consider taking our short course on communication." 173 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,655 I don't need that. 174 00:07:45,655 --> 00:07:48,172 Okay, that's it. 175 00:07:48,172 --> 00:07:52,896 Lisa misinterpreted what I was saying. 176 00:07:52,896 --> 00:07:54,275 Oh-- - [Curtis wailing] 177 00:07:54,275 --> 00:07:56,517 - Curtis! - CURTIS: I'm mad, Ella! 178 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:58,862 - Curt. - I'm mad! 179 00:07:58,862 --> 00:08:00,275 - Curtis, what's wrong? 180 00:08:00,275 --> 00:08:03,862 - I'm "snatch the bottle out of baby's mouth" mad! 181 00:08:03,862 --> 00:08:05,620 - What's wrong, baby? 182 00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:09,758 - CJ been putting up signs to counter my signs! 183 00:08:09,758 --> 00:08:11,344 - CJ? - Yes! 184 00:08:11,344 --> 00:08:14,724 - Curtis, how, wait. How do you know? 185 00:08:14,724 --> 00:08:16,172 How do you know? 186 00:08:16,172 --> 00:08:18,689 - 'Cause he defaced my signs, Ella. 187 00:08:18,689 --> 00:08:22,448 He called me $10 Curtis, Ella! 188 00:08:22,448 --> 00:08:23,862 - Baby, wait a minute. 189 00:08:23,862 --> 00:08:26,827 All you have to do is go in here, okay, wait, 190 00:08:26,827 --> 00:08:29,620 let me come out of here, okay, to the HOA-- 191 00:08:29,620 --> 00:08:31,137 - Go over there! - Website-- 192 00:08:31,137 --> 00:08:33,034 - Go to it! - Online, and, uh-- 193 00:08:33,034 --> 00:08:34,413 - Go! - Baby, just, be right-- 194 00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:36,310 - What we gonna do? - Well, state your case. 195 00:08:36,310 --> 00:08:38,310 - Put all that sock's favor, okay, get it up! 196 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:40,103 - State your case, okay. - You got it up? 197 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:42,482 - Uh-oh. 198 00:08:42,482 --> 00:08:44,206 [Ella muttering] - What's wrong? 199 00:08:44,206 --> 00:08:46,620 - CJ has already posted his opinion. 200 00:08:46,620 --> 00:08:48,655 - [Curtis gasping] - Yes. 201 00:08:48,655 --> 00:08:50,517 - What he say? What the hell he say? 202 00:08:50,517 --> 00:08:52,724 - He said, right there, see what he say? 203 00:08:52,724 --> 00:08:53,931 - What he say? 204 00:08:53,931 --> 00:08:55,862 "First, you trim, when it comes to yo' lawn, 205 00:08:55,862 --> 00:08:57,758 "then they gonna tell you when to cut yo' mustache." 206 00:08:57,758 --> 00:09:00,000 - What's that? - Ooh, ooh, ooh! 207 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,896 Tell you what, I got something! - Okay, baby. 208 00:09:01,896 --> 00:09:03,793 - CURTIS: Got something, put it on there for me. 209 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,586 - I'm going down, okay, right here. Okay, now-- 210 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:07,034 - I'm gonna let the people know. 211 00:09:07,034 --> 00:09:09,931 Look here, people like manicured and nice lawns. 212 00:09:09,931 --> 00:09:11,379 - Wait. "Lawns." 213 00:09:11,379 --> 00:09:12,689 - CURTIS: Manicured and nice lawns. 214 00:09:12,689 --> 00:09:14,172 - Yes, sir. - And they like 215 00:09:14,172 --> 00:09:16,068 nice manicured mustacheses. 216 00:09:16,068 --> 00:09:19,206 - "Mustaches." - Mustacheses. 217 00:09:19,206 --> 00:09:20,655 - ELLA: "If..." 218 00:09:20,655 --> 00:09:22,172 Curtis? - Put that on there. 219 00:09:22,172 --> 00:09:25,241 - Uncle Curtis! We need to talk. 220 00:09:25,241 --> 00:09:29,482 - ELLA: I'm getting out of here. Curtis, y'all better behave! 221 00:09:29,482 --> 00:09:31,931 - You right, we need to talk. 222 00:09:31,931 --> 00:09:34,620 Why you put yo' hands on my signs? 223 00:09:34,620 --> 00:09:38,137 - You went too far with the grass thing. 224 00:09:38,137 --> 00:09:42,206 - And you went too far when you broke the rules, CJ. 225 00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:44,620 - What rules? 226 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:47,517 - You know the rules, CJ. 227 00:09:47,517 --> 00:09:51,379 You don't go against family! 228 00:09:51,379 --> 00:09:53,379 Everybody know that! 229 00:09:53,379 --> 00:09:57,206 You saw "The Godfather"! 230 00:09:57,206 --> 00:10:00,275 - I feel very strongly about this. 231 00:10:00,275 --> 00:10:02,482 - And I feel strong about it, too. 232 00:10:02,482 --> 00:10:04,896 That's why I'm running for HOA president! 233 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:08,862 - That's why I'm running for HOA president. 234 00:10:08,862 --> 00:10:11,517 - [Curtis gasping] 235 00:10:11,517 --> 00:10:13,379 - You wouldn't even be running for president 236 00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:15,241 if I wasn't running for president, CJ! 237 00:10:15,241 --> 00:10:16,931 - I wouldn't be running for president 238 00:10:16,931 --> 00:10:18,586 if you wasn't trying to make people 239 00:10:18,586 --> 00:10:20,758 cut their grass every week! 240 00:10:20,758 --> 00:10:24,103 - ELLA: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 241 00:10:24,103 --> 00:10:29,655 Are you two seriously arguing over cutting some grass? 242 00:10:29,655 --> 00:10:32,793 - Stay out of this, woman! 243 00:10:32,793 --> 00:10:36,517 You don't understand what a man's lawn mean to him. 244 00:10:36,517 --> 00:10:38,275 - It's the calling card to his home, 245 00:10:38,275 --> 00:10:43,206 and he not gonna let another man tell him when he can cut it! 246 00:10:43,206 --> 00:10:48,344 - You're a 14-Day CJ! 247 00:10:48,344 --> 00:10:49,517 - [CJ growling] - [Curtis growling] 248 00:10:49,517 --> 00:10:51,241 - ELLA: Fellas! 249 00:10:51,241 --> 00:10:53,689 Fellas! 250 00:10:53,689 --> 00:10:56,310 Sit down! 251 00:10:56,310 --> 00:10:57,931 Not there. 252 00:10:57,931 --> 00:10:59,482 Not there! 253 00:10:59,482 --> 00:11:01,241 Curtis! Here! 254 00:11:01,241 --> 00:11:03,137 CJ! There! 255 00:11:07,137 --> 00:11:09,517 Now, sit down. 256 00:11:09,517 --> 00:11:10,896 - No, he said it. 257 00:11:10,896 --> 00:11:12,689 I'm not sitting, he sit down first. 258 00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:16,482 - She told you sit down first. - Go! 259 00:11:16,482 --> 00:11:19,724 Now, we are gonna do 260 00:11:19,724 --> 00:11:23,655 a frame of reference exercise. 261 00:11:26,413 --> 00:11:28,655 Curtis, stand up. 262 00:11:31,310 --> 00:11:34,862 State your case. 263 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:38,655 - People should mow their lawns every week. 264 00:11:38,655 --> 00:11:43,517 It keeps a nice, neat, manicured neighborhood. 265 00:11:43,517 --> 00:11:45,793 - Have a seat, Curtis. 266 00:11:45,793 --> 00:11:49,137 CJ, stand, and give your rebuttal. 267 00:11:54,517 --> 00:11:58,965 - Two weeks is ample time to let the grass grow. 268 00:11:58,965 --> 00:12:02,344 And it's hot and you cut the grass every week, 269 00:12:02,344 --> 00:12:04,965 it'll burn up. 270 00:12:04,965 --> 00:12:06,862 - ELLA: Hmm. 271 00:12:06,862 --> 00:12:09,517 - Then water it. - Sit down! 272 00:12:11,758 --> 00:12:17,586 - What if you met in the middle and settled on 273 00:12:17,586 --> 00:12:20,655 cutting the grass every 10 days, huh? 274 00:12:20,655 --> 00:12:22,000 - Don't nobody do that. - That's ridiculous. 275 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,413 - CURTIS: Get out of here with that. 276 00:12:24,413 --> 00:12:26,827 - You're both being stubborn! 277 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,344 - I'm going to work on my campaign. 278 00:12:33,344 --> 00:12:34,965 - Yeah, you need to go work on it, 279 00:12:34,965 --> 00:12:37,689 and I know it's gonna take you two weeks! 280 00:12:37,689 --> 00:12:39,896 'Cause one week ain't long enough! 281 00:12:39,896 --> 00:12:45,103 - ♪ 282 00:12:47,068 --> 00:12:48,793 - [knocking on door] - ELLA: Hoodie-hoo, hoodie-hoo! 283 00:12:48,793 --> 00:12:50,586 - Come in. - ELLA: Oh. Hi, Lisa! 284 00:12:50,586 --> 00:12:52,206 - LISA: Hey, Ella. Hey. 285 00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,551 - ELLA: Thank you so much for, ooh, letting me come over 286 00:12:54,551 --> 00:12:56,413 at the last minute. - No problem. 287 00:12:56,413 --> 00:12:57,655 You want some sweet tea? 288 00:12:57,655 --> 00:12:59,206 - ELLA: Ooh, uh... 289 00:12:59,206 --> 00:13:00,896 You know what? 290 00:13:00,896 --> 00:13:02,517 - It's real sweet. - No. 291 00:13:02,517 --> 00:13:04,896 - It's like a diabetes starter kit. 292 00:13:04,896 --> 00:13:07,517 - No, I'm fine, thank you. 293 00:13:07,517 --> 00:13:09,206 I'm fine. 294 00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:10,655 - Thanks for teaching me 295 00:13:10,655 --> 00:13:12,241 how to fold a fitted sheet this morning. 296 00:13:12,241 --> 00:13:14,689 I mean, I've been on a folding binge ever since. 297 00:13:14,689 --> 00:13:17,034 - Lisa, you're welcome. 298 00:13:17,034 --> 00:13:20,034 I wanted to speak with you about our talk this morning. 299 00:13:20,034 --> 00:13:22,034 - Yeah, you really putting me on. 300 00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:25,965 Now your sista about to be getting paid! 301 00:13:25,965 --> 00:13:27,241 - Okay. 302 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,172 Well, Lisa, when I spoke with you this morning 303 00:13:29,172 --> 00:13:30,689 as a life coach, 304 00:13:30,689 --> 00:13:36,448 I thought I was guiding you to a step up in life. 305 00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:38,862 - Exactly. - ELLA: Yes. 306 00:13:38,862 --> 00:13:41,896 So when you said that you weren't making enough money, 307 00:13:41,896 --> 00:13:46,413 I thought you were gonna quit your job and find another one. 308 00:13:46,413 --> 00:13:48,758 - LISA: Quit my job? - ELLA: Uh-huh. 309 00:13:48,758 --> 00:13:53,413 - I still gotta pay my bills. That would be crazy. 310 00:13:53,413 --> 00:13:56,551 I mean, that's why I asked to make more money as a hostess. 311 00:13:56,551 --> 00:14:00,689 Now I'm making it rain with my clothes on. 312 00:14:00,689 --> 00:14:03,896 - But I thought you wanted to be an entrepreneur. 313 00:14:03,896 --> 00:14:08,275 - I do, just someday, not today. 314 00:14:08,275 --> 00:14:11,034 I mean, you know, me and Malik hooked up, 315 00:14:11,034 --> 00:14:16,000 and now I'm a single parent with a baby on the way, 316 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,275 and I gotta look out for myself. 317 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:23,758 - Lisa, yes, but you should just take some classes. 318 00:14:23,758 --> 00:14:25,241 Look for a scholarship. 319 00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:27,206 - The scholarship ain't gonna pay the bills. 320 00:14:27,206 --> 00:14:31,310 - Lisa, there are a lot of ways to make this work 321 00:14:31,310 --> 00:14:33,655 from what I've learned in class. 322 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,724 - Miss Ella, your classes are great. 323 00:14:35,724 --> 00:14:37,448 They helped me make a decision, 324 00:14:37,448 --> 00:14:41,103 but now I gotta make the decision. 325 00:14:41,103 --> 00:14:42,413 - You're right. 326 00:14:42,413 --> 00:14:47,379 - ♪ 327 00:14:47,379 --> 00:14:50,586 - Mr. Burks, I am so sorry. 328 00:14:50,586 --> 00:14:55,827 And he said you had flies in your house? 329 00:14:55,827 --> 00:14:59,137 Oh, Mr. Burks, I'm so sorry. 330 00:14:59,137 --> 00:15:00,965 Okay, yes, sir, I will talk with him. 331 00:15:00,965 --> 00:15:02,724 I will talk with both of them. 332 00:15:02,724 --> 00:15:05,137 Okay, thank you, sir, sorry! 333 00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:10,172 Oh, Mr. Burks, but you do have flies in your house. 334 00:15:10,172 --> 00:15:11,931 Curtis! 335 00:15:11,931 --> 00:15:15,827 Curtis! Come on, baby. 336 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,482 Come in. - What up, baby? 337 00:15:18,724 --> 00:15:22,482 - That was Mr. Burks on the phone, the big HOA president. 338 00:15:22,482 --> 00:15:25,379 - What that old fly-monger want? 339 00:15:25,379 --> 00:15:28,241 - Curtis, Mr. Burks is upset. 340 00:15:28,241 --> 00:15:30,241 He said the neighbors have been complaining 341 00:15:30,241 --> 00:15:33,827 because you and CJ have flooded their yards 342 00:15:33,827 --> 00:15:37,551 with campaign signs, and if you do not remove them, 343 00:15:37,551 --> 00:15:40,413 you will be fined. 344 00:15:40,413 --> 00:15:42,241 - I'd be removing signs all day! 345 00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:46,517 - Curtis, I just saw yo' sign in a neighbor's yard 346 00:15:46,517 --> 00:15:48,758 when I drove in the neighborhood! 347 00:15:48,758 --> 00:15:50,689 - Yeah, but I been removing all of CJ's signs, 348 00:15:50,689 --> 00:15:52,793 threw 'em in the trash! 349 00:15:52,793 --> 00:15:57,034 - I will be so glad when this election is over! 350 00:15:57,034 --> 00:15:58,758 - Me too. 351 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,344 We'll know tonight. 352 00:16:00,344 --> 00:16:04,413 - Curtis, you and CJ have been acting like children. 353 00:16:04,413 --> 00:16:06,793 - Have not! 354 00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:09,827 And besides, CJ started it. 355 00:16:09,827 --> 00:16:13,482 - Curtis, you and CJ have got to stop 356 00:16:13,482 --> 00:16:16,965 all this name-calling and all this sign-stealing. 357 00:16:16,965 --> 00:16:19,103 You've got to stop that, baby. 358 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,379 - What is this, the life coach talking? 359 00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:23,137 Telling me what to do? 360 00:16:23,137 --> 00:16:27,482 - Curtis, I don't have to be a life coach to tell you 361 00:16:27,482 --> 00:16:29,827 when something is wrong. 362 00:16:29,827 --> 00:16:32,241 You and CJ need to call a truce. 363 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:35,206 You're over here fighting over grass. 364 00:16:35,206 --> 00:16:36,689 Grass, Curtis. 365 00:16:36,689 --> 00:16:40,034 It's trivial and it's beneath you. 366 00:16:40,034 --> 00:16:42,620 And you two... [laughing] 367 00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:45,344 You see what I just did right then? 368 00:16:45,344 --> 00:16:47,896 - I don't even know why you went to that class. 369 00:16:47,896 --> 00:16:51,586 You always know what to say. 370 00:16:51,586 --> 00:16:53,068 Thank you, baby. 371 00:16:55,586 --> 00:16:57,965 - ELLA: Hoodie-hoo! Hoodie-hoo. 372 00:16:57,965 --> 00:16:59,862 - MALIK: Hey, Auntie Ella. - Hey, you two. 373 00:16:59,862 --> 00:17:01,931 Lisa, listen. 374 00:17:01,931 --> 00:17:04,965 I just came by to say thank you. 375 00:17:04,965 --> 00:17:08,379 - Uh, because? - Well, earlier I came by, 376 00:17:08,379 --> 00:17:10,551 and we were talking about being a life coach, 377 00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:14,068 and Lisa said that I helped her make a decision, 378 00:17:14,068 --> 00:17:16,620 and I know it had nothing to do with life coaching. 379 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:21,551 I have been helping people make decisions all of my life. 380 00:17:21,551 --> 00:17:23,034 - You right about that. 381 00:17:23,034 --> 00:17:25,068 Even when they don't ask for it. 382 00:17:26,827 --> 00:17:28,310 - So you stopped? 383 00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:31,344 - Yes, I stopped, and then I found out 384 00:17:31,344 --> 00:17:34,000 they were trying to get me to take another class. 385 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,551 - You mean like one of them classes 386 00:17:35,551 --> 00:17:37,517 that you gotta take before you can start calling people 387 00:17:37,517 --> 00:17:41,655 and letting them know their car warranty wore out? 388 00:17:41,655 --> 00:17:44,793 - Okay, stay with me, baby, okay? Just stay with me. 389 00:17:44,793 --> 00:17:47,586 All I'm saying is I found out 390 00:17:47,586 --> 00:17:52,000 they were more interested in me taking the class than coaching. 391 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,724 - Oh, so you thinking it's some type of scam? 392 00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:56,137 - ELLA: I don't know. 393 00:17:56,137 --> 00:17:58,000 I guess I was just taking the class 394 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000 to say I was a life coach. 395 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,793 - Don't feel bad. You give great advice. 396 00:18:02,793 --> 00:18:04,172 - Thank you. 397 00:18:04,172 --> 00:18:06,034 - You taught me how to fold a fitted sheet. 398 00:18:06,034 --> 00:18:08,758 - What? You finally learned how to do that? 399 00:18:08,758 --> 00:18:10,172 Usually you just ball it up 400 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,586 and toss it to the back of the closet or something. 401 00:18:12,586 --> 00:18:14,137 - I'm talking to Miss Ella. 402 00:18:14,137 --> 00:18:16,103 Anyways, Miss Ella, 403 00:18:16,103 --> 00:18:17,827 when it look like it wouldn't fold, 404 00:18:17,827 --> 00:18:19,689 you said, "Everything has a place. 405 00:18:19,689 --> 00:18:21,241 Get in where you fit in." 406 00:18:21,241 --> 00:18:23,448 - Yes. - MALIK: Oh, wow. 407 00:18:23,448 --> 00:18:25,379 You learned that from folding fitted sheets? 408 00:18:25,379 --> 00:18:26,793 - LISA: Mm-hmm. 409 00:18:26,793 --> 00:18:28,862 - You good. You real good. 410 00:18:28,862 --> 00:18:32,758 - Malik, stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop. 411 00:18:32,758 --> 00:18:37,379 I just know that being a life coach is not for me, 412 00:18:37,379 --> 00:18:38,793 and it's okay, 413 00:18:38,793 --> 00:18:41,758 and the decision that you made is okay. 414 00:18:41,758 --> 00:18:43,827 Came by to say thank you, that's it. 415 00:18:43,827 --> 00:18:47,000 - Thanks, Miss Ella. - You're welcome. 416 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,620 Um, is that that tea that you made earlier today? 417 00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:52,793 - Sure is. 418 00:18:52,793 --> 00:18:55,275 - Did you have some? It's so good. 419 00:18:55,275 --> 00:18:57,413 - No. - It's like my third glass. 420 00:18:57,413 --> 00:18:58,862 - [Ella chuckling] 421 00:18:58,862 --> 00:19:00,655 - Please get some before I drink it all up. 422 00:19:00,655 --> 00:19:02,275 - Oh, no, no. 423 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,448 I tell you what, drink it all and come over to my house. 424 00:19:04,448 --> 00:19:06,620 I want to see how you act then. 425 00:19:08,862 --> 00:19:12,517 - Hey, I'm glad you invited me over. 426 00:19:12,517 --> 00:19:14,758 - No problem. 427 00:19:14,758 --> 00:19:19,310 - Things got out of hand, so, uh, just wanted to apologize 428 00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:22,517 for calling you $10 Curtis. 429 00:19:22,517 --> 00:19:24,689 But you didn't have to pull up all my signs. 430 00:19:24,689 --> 00:19:26,172 - Yes, I did. 431 00:19:26,172 --> 00:19:27,827 You had more signs than me. 432 00:19:27,827 --> 00:19:29,931 Way more signs. 433 00:19:29,931 --> 00:19:32,931 - You put half of your signs in my yard. 434 00:19:32,931 --> 00:19:36,655 - Where are they now? - In the garbage. 435 00:19:36,655 --> 00:19:38,896 - Well, did you get a call from Mr. Burks complaining about 436 00:19:38,896 --> 00:19:40,310 the number of signs in the yard? 437 00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:42,448 - Yeah, he told me about the fine. 438 00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:45,137 - [Curtis chuckling] - I want to report him 439 00:19:45,137 --> 00:19:47,586 for wearing suspenders with a belt. 440 00:19:49,862 --> 00:19:52,137 - Hey, tell you what, CJ. 441 00:19:52,137 --> 00:19:54,862 Let's just support each other no matter who wins. 442 00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:56,655 - Bet. - Bet. 443 00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:59,172 - Baby, do you wanna turn it up? - Oh, oh, here we go. 444 00:19:59,172 --> 00:20:00,586 They about to announce the winner. 445 00:20:00,586 --> 00:20:02,103 - MAN: And now, our local election-- 446 00:20:02,103 --> 00:20:04,103 - At least we know it's gonna be a Payne. 447 00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,689 - MAN: In District 12, Tim Burks is elected 448 00:20:05,689 --> 00:20:08,103 Neighborhood President. - EVERYONE: Mr. Burks? 449 00:20:08,103 --> 00:20:11,241 - MAN: Curtis Payne was beaten by only one vote 450 00:20:11,241 --> 00:20:12,931 to retain his post as neighborhood president. 451 00:20:12,931 --> 00:20:15,586 - By one vote! - I'm sorry. 452 00:20:15,586 --> 00:20:19,068 - Oh, well, I know you didn't vote for me, CJ. 453 00:20:19,068 --> 00:20:21,310 But, baby, thank you for voting for me. 454 00:20:23,482 --> 00:20:26,000 - Well, then, you must've voted for me then. 455 00:20:28,344 --> 00:20:31,172 - Well, who did you vote for, Ella? 456 00:20:31,172 --> 00:20:33,517 - I'm an independent. 457 00:20:37,827 --> 00:20:39,000 - Ooh, this a game right here. 458 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,586 This the game where you lose. - Mm-hmm. 459 00:20:40,586 --> 00:20:42,448 - Oh yeah, play a card! Play your card, Lisa! 460 00:20:42,448 --> 00:20:45,551 - All right. Reverse, reverse, reverse. 461 00:20:45,551 --> 00:20:47,655 Bruno, Bruno out! 462 00:20:47,655 --> 00:20:50,310 Boo-yah! I won! What's up? 463 00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:52,275 - I don't wanna play with you no more! 464 00:20:52,275 --> 00:20:54,482 You be cheating! Ain't no way you winning all these games! 465 00:20:54,482 --> 00:20:56,551 - LISA: You mad? - I'ma tell Auntie Ella on you. 466 00:20:56,551 --> 00:20:58,172 - Oh, you big mad. 467 00:20:58,172 --> 00:21:00,724 - And she was right about yo' tea! It got a twang to it! 468 00:21:00,724 --> 00:21:02,206 I don't wanna play with you! 469 00:21:02,206 --> 00:21:03,655 - ♪ 470 00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:34,206 - ♪ 471 00:21:36,482 --> 00:21:37,931 - ♪ 472 00:21:39,206 --> 00:21:42,379 - ♪ 34604

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