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- MIRANDA: [laughing]
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Oh, CJ, I know that
these aren't yours.
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- [scoffing] Very funny.
No, those are Lisa's.
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- Yeah, these ankles
way too swole for those now.
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Those used to be
my favorite jeggings.
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I used to wear 'em everywhere.
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I mean, I would wear 'em
to the club, roll out of bed,
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and wear 'em to church.
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- Y'all just let me know
if you need me to take
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anything out to the cars, okay?
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- Oh, you have somewhere to be?
- Yeah, my couch.
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My "Five Deadly Venoms" DVD
just came in the mail,
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and I'm ready to sit back
with my chips
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and watch my flick.
Whoa, is that my favorite shirt?
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How'd that--
Hey!
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These are my favorite socks!
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- My bad, Mr. Payne.
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I meant to throw those
in the trash can.
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- The trash?
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How you gonna throw
my clothes in the trash?
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- Now, CJ, that shirt has
so many holes in it,
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it might as well be see-through,
and those socks?
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You should be ashamed.
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- LISA: Yeah, I thought
you just missed the trash can
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when you was doing laundry.
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- CJ: Well, thanks for
the consideration, but no.
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Well, let me know when
y'all need something
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to be taken back out to the car.
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- Thanks for driving
me over today.
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I'm getting so big,
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I can barely reach
the steering wheel.
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You know what,
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I'ma teach you
how to twerk later.
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- Girl, I don't do no twerkings,
all right,
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and you supposed
to stop twerking yourself.
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- Malik should've
called by now, y'all.
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Uh...
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I think I left my phone
in the kitchen.
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You mind grabbing it?
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- Sure.
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- Oh, and grab them pickles
while you in there,
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and don't forget
the sugar packets.
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- You doing too much.
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- Hey, Lisa.
Miranda.
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- I gotta pee.
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- Calvin.
- I was hoping you'd be here.
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I need to run something by you.
- Okay?
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- Well, you know Laura and I
are planning the wedding, and...
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- Let me guess, um,
what is it this time?
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Laura decided not to let
her brother Marquez
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be a bridesmaid
and now she's one short
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and needs someone
to fill in, huh?
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Does she need
some help with that?
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- Hell, nah.
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I mean, not that she wouldn't
want you to be a part of it.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- CALVIN: And not that you
would want to be a part--
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- MIRANDA: Just, just,
Calvin, what is it?
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- Christian's gonna be
one of my groomsmen.
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- Oh, you know, I think
I would've gotten more excited
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about thinking about
Marquez trying to catch
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the bridal bouquet.
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- Sugar packets,
I don't know why
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I'm even doing this
for this girl.
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I mean, just look at her food.
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- [phone chiming]
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- That must be Malik.
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"Let me know when he's asleep.
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I hope you have it
ready for me."
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Who the hell is Andre?
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And what is she supposed
to have ready for him?
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- ♪ ♪
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- Why aren't you thinking
of anyone but yourself
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and what you want?
- He's my son!
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Why wouldn't he be
a part of the wedding?
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- He is our son!
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- CALVIN: Okay, you need
to calm down.
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- MIRANDA: Don't tell me
to calm down!
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- CJ: Hey, hey!
What is going on?
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- He has the nerve
to come in here and tell me
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that he's gonna be a groomsman
at his triflin'-ass wedding!
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- Okay, y'all need to chill!
Y'all to need to chill, okay?
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'Cause my "Five Deadly Venoms"
DVD just got here in the mail,
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and I need to be able to chill,
sit back, eat my chips,
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and watch my flick,
not be breaking up fights.
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- You know what,
I don't believe
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you are being this insensitive.
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- He's my son and this is
a big day for me.
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- You know what?
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I'm not mad that
you're moving on,
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but how could you
not even consider
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how this is affecting
everyone else?
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- You know...
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I don't know
what's going on here,
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but I know that y'all
can work it out, okay?
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It can't be that bad.
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Now just tell me
what's going on.
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- Calvin came in here and
told me
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that Christian was gonna be a
groomsman in his little wedding.
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- And then she just flipped out.
- Okay, everybody, sit down.
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Now, Calvin,
you asked Miranda a question,
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and she said no.
- But she--
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- Which is well
within her rights.
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- That it is.
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- And, Miranda, the right thing
would've been for you
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to consider the request.
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- Why should I have
to consider it?
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Laura stole my family!
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- No, Laura did not.
Now, I've been telling you
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you can't steal
what is already gone.
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Now, the family has been trying
to stay out of this,
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but you two gotta stop,
all right?
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I'ma need both of y'all
to grow the hell up.
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- Well, Miranda started it.
- No, I didn't, you started it.
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- Ah, you started it!
- No, I didn't, you started it!
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- Hey, hey!
- You did.
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- What'd I just say?
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- You started it.
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- You started it.
- You started it.
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- You started it.
- Don't talk to me.
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- Now we gonna sit here and
we're gonna talk this through
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like civilized adults.
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Remember, what's it take
to raise these kids?
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- BOTH: Teamwork.
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- Right.
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Okay, Calvin?
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- Well, like I told CJ,
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I want Christian
as one of my groomsmen.
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- And I don't want him to be.
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- But this is a
once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
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- Or twice, in your case.
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- Mom!
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- Miranda.
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- CALVIN: Now, this is gonna be
a part of our family history.
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I want my son to be
a part of that.
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- Okay, Miranda,
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why don't you want
Christian to be a groomsman?
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- Christian has
been through enough.
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This is too much for him,
too much for him to process.
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He's still trying
to understand the divorce.
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- Is it because
you haven't processed?
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- Miss Ella--
- Calvin!
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Okay, go ahead, baby.
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- No, that's it, I'm done.
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- You know what, fine.
- Calvin.
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- He can just watch
from the audience.
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- Oh, no, no, no, no,
I don't think you understand me.
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Christian's not coming
to your wedding.
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- What in the hell
do you mean he's not--
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- Oh, uh, uh, uh,
uh-uh, no, no, no, time out!
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Okay, have a seat, Calvin.
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Now, Miranda, that was
a very harsh thing to say.
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There really is
no ugly in "team."
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- No, it's okay, Ma.
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It's the only way
she knows how to be.
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- Uh, Calvin, you and I
both know that's not right.
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That's not true, baby.
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Don't forget, you two
were once in love yourselves.
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- Yeah, that was until
she started showing
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her true colors.
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- Oh, me,
showing my true colors?
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- Yeah.
- With your backstabbing ass?
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- Who the hell are you calling
a backstabbing--
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- No, no, excuse me!
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Once was enough.
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Miranda, I know you have
a lot of feelings
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about what happened,
but we will not be name-calling.
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- I knew you'd take his side.
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- This is not about
taking sides.
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It's all about right and wrong.
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So let's everybody
just calm down
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and let's talk
this thing through.
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- You know what, this is my son,
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and I don't need
to ask your permission
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for him to be a part of
a significant moment in my life.
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I was being courteous
by asking you,
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but that was a mistake.
You know what?
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- Calvin!
- I'm done, I'm done.
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- [sighing] Hey.
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Miranda, mm-mm-mm, mm-mm-mm.
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- [Miranda sobbing]
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- ELLA: Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
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- This has been
such a nightmare.
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- I know. I know.
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- Look, I'm sorry
for cursing in your house,
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and I'm sorry for my behavior,
and I'm sorry,
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I'm just sorry for all of this.
But I don't wanna cry right now.
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I don't wanna cry.
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This has just been
such a nightmare.
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- I know.
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But the thing about nightmares
is they always come to an end
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if you're willing to wake up
and face reality.
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Oh, Miranda,
it's gonna be tough,
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but you have to got to
put your big girl pants on.
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For this one, you do.
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- Yeah.
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- You've gotta figure out
how to make this thing work,
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'cause, baby, it's happening,
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and the last thing you want
is for Christian to feel like
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he has to choose between you.
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- I know.
Miss Ella, my poor baby.
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Maybe he's just--
- ELLA: It's okay.
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- He's going through so much.
- Yes.
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- MIRANDA: And I don't think
he understands.
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- Yes.
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- He's still just trying
to process everything.
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- Yes.
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- I just wanna protect him.
- ELLA: Yes.
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- What do you think I should do?
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- Miranda, baby, you have to
work on forgiveness first.
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- [Miranda scoffing]
- ELLA: You do.
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- But I don't think
he deserves it.
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- But that's not for him.
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You are the one
who carries that grudge,
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and it's heavy.
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And the only way
you can put that down
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is through forgiveness.
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You have got to forgive.
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It's for you.
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- Okay.
- You can do this, Miranda.
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- Christian needs it,
Calvin needs it,
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and God knows I need it.
- I'm sorry.
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- ♪ ♪
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- [CJ chuckling]
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Yes, sir.
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Lisa?
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Lisa?
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Oh, damn.
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Face recognition.
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Here we go.
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Oh, I'm in.
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Messages.
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Andre.
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"Why didn't you come through
last yesterday?"
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We gonna see how that go.
Oh, my.
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- [phone chiming]
- Oh, that was quick!
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Okay.
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"I'm not sure he's ready.
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"Sometimes when people
get the first taste,
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"they love it,
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"and then others don't
appreciate the product."
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Oh, damn!
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I can't let Malik
go through this.
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What...
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- Mr. Payne!
What are you doing?
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- What am I doing?
What are you doing?
247
00:12:51,586 --> 00:12:54,310
- Uh...
248
00:12:54,310 --> 00:12:56,793
I came to get some pickles.
249
00:12:56,793 --> 00:12:59,931
- You can't do this.
- Stop going through my phone.
250
00:12:59,931 --> 00:13:02,241
- Don't be coy with me.
251
00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:04,931
You're having a child,
my grandchild,
252
00:13:04,931 --> 00:13:06,413
and you out here
in these streets doing this?
253
00:13:06,413 --> 00:13:08,655
- What?
254
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:11,724
- Look, this family has
dealt with this.
255
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,793
You can't do this.
256
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:19,482
Your baby and that text
sounds like you and Andre
257
00:13:19,482 --> 00:13:23,862
are close, real close,
more than nine months close.
258
00:13:23,862 --> 00:13:26,517
Like, is that even Malik's baby?
259
00:13:26,517 --> 00:13:28,482
- LISA: Of course
it's Malik's baby.
260
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What do you think is going on?
261
00:13:30,344 --> 00:13:36,344
- Sounds to me like Andre,
your supplier, is supplying you
262
00:13:36,344 --> 00:13:38,620
with more than just drugs.
263
00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,137
- What?
264
00:13:40,137 --> 00:13:43,448
Mr. Payne, Andre has
a mobile car detailing company
265
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,103
where they come to you.
266
00:13:45,103 --> 00:13:46,965
I know Malik likes
to wash his own car
267
00:13:46,965 --> 00:13:48,275
because you taught him how.
268
00:13:48,275 --> 00:13:50,620
I just thought it would be
a nice surprise
269
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for the both of you.
270
00:13:53,689 --> 00:13:55,482
- Oh.
- Mm.
271
00:13:55,482 --> 00:13:57,206
- Oh, okay.
272
00:13:57,206 --> 00:14:03,206
Yeah, see, uh, when you said,
right, and then, he said--
273
00:14:03,206 --> 00:14:04,620
- Mm.
274
00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:08,103
- Okay. Wow, God, I'm relieved.
275
00:14:08,103 --> 00:14:09,241
- What do you think this is,
276
00:14:09,241 --> 00:14:10,965
I'm some kind of
crackhead stripper
277
00:14:10,965 --> 00:14:13,172
who sleeps with drug dealers?
278
00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:17,758
That I'm just passing this baby
off on some random?
279
00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:20,344
- Well, uh, since you
put it that way...
280
00:14:27,931 --> 00:14:29,517
- LISA: I can't wait
to tell Malik!
281
00:14:29,517 --> 00:14:31,172
- I'm sorry!
282
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- ♪ ♪
283
00:14:33,793 --> 00:14:35,689
- [knocking on door]
284
00:14:49,896 --> 00:14:52,103
- What are you doing here?
285
00:14:52,103 --> 00:14:55,413
- I, um...
286
00:14:55,413 --> 00:14:59,103
I came by to tell you that
I'm working on forgiving you.
287
00:14:59,103 --> 00:15:03,793
- Forgiving me?
You should be apologizing to me.
288
00:15:03,793 --> 00:15:06,172
- Here's the thing.
289
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:11,344
I am not going to apologize
for the way that I feel.
290
00:15:13,517 --> 00:15:18,931
What you and Laura did to me was
one of the most hurtful things
291
00:15:18,931 --> 00:15:21,724
that you can do
to another person.
292
00:15:21,724 --> 00:15:23,517
- Miranda, we just fell in love.
293
00:15:23,517 --> 00:15:27,000
- [scoffing]
294
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,586
You didn't just fall in love.
295
00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:33,344
You made a choice.
296
00:15:33,344 --> 00:15:35,137
Don't you get that?
297
00:15:37,172 --> 00:15:40,827
- So you're here to do, what?
298
00:15:40,827 --> 00:15:44,103
- I'm here to discuss
299
00:15:44,103 --> 00:15:48,275
what you wanted to
talk about with Christian.
300
00:15:48,275 --> 00:15:52,103
I listened to your mom.
I'm taking her suggestion.
301
00:15:52,103 --> 00:15:55,068
Calvin, the answer is still no.
302
00:15:57,275 --> 00:15:59,862
- Miranda, what about
what I want?
303
00:15:59,862 --> 00:16:02,034
I don't want him
to look at wedding pictures
304
00:16:02,034 --> 00:16:04,965
and wonder why he's not in them.
305
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:08,758
- Calvin, this isn't about you.
306
00:16:08,758 --> 00:16:14,517
Do you know how hard
that this has been on Christian?
307
00:16:14,517 --> 00:16:18,103
No, you need to hear this.
308
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:21,000
Going from the divorce
309
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:25,172
to then getting
married so quickly?
310
00:16:25,172 --> 00:16:29,586
I have to explain to our son
why his mommy and daddy
311
00:16:29,586 --> 00:16:32,172
don't love each other anymore.
312
00:16:32,172 --> 00:16:36,758
There are going to be
plenty of opportunities
313
00:16:36,758 --> 00:16:39,103
for you to take pictures.
314
00:16:39,103 --> 00:16:40,931
- And what about Laura?
315
00:16:40,931 --> 00:16:42,827
You don't think
it's important for her
316
00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,413
to build a relationship
with him?
317
00:16:44,413 --> 00:16:47,862
- I know you do.
318
00:16:47,862 --> 00:16:51,034
But we're gonna have
to take baby steps,
319
00:16:51,034 --> 00:16:52,586
do you hear me?
320
00:16:52,586 --> 00:16:55,724
- Look, Miranda,
this hostility between us,
321
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:57,103
it's not good for anyone.
322
00:16:57,103 --> 00:17:02,896
- Oh, I absolutely,
I absolutely agree.
323
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:06,310
One day, one day,
we may get there.
324
00:17:08,965 --> 00:17:11,482
But I'm not there yet.
325
00:17:11,482 --> 00:17:14,896
We are not there yet.
- CALVIN: But that--
326
00:17:14,896 --> 00:17:17,379
- And Calvin, no,
this is not gonna happen
327
00:17:17,379 --> 00:17:19,379
on your schedule.
328
00:17:19,379 --> 00:17:21,689
- And I never
should've asked you.
329
00:17:21,689 --> 00:17:23,103
- Well, you know what,
330
00:17:23,103 --> 00:17:27,000
answer this question
for me, Calvin.
331
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,068
Why bother asking
332
00:17:29,068 --> 00:17:33,068
if you weren't going
to respect my decision?
333
00:17:33,068 --> 00:17:37,482
- Miranda, you right,
but I had to try.
334
00:17:37,482 --> 00:17:39,758
I really want him
up there with me.
335
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:42,689
- Huh.
336
00:17:42,689 --> 00:17:44,896
You know what, Calvin?
337
00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:48,000
I can tell you first hand.
338
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,448
We rarely get
what we really want.
339
00:17:54,034 --> 00:17:56,206
Excuse me.
340
00:18:04,379 --> 00:18:09,344
- ♪ ♪
341
00:18:11,379 --> 00:18:13,379
- That's what I'm talking about.
342
00:18:15,482 --> 00:18:20,034
Kung fu night.
Got my chips, check.
343
00:18:20,034 --> 00:18:22,379
DVD, "Five Deadly Venoms."
344
00:18:22,379 --> 00:18:23,689
Check.
345
00:18:23,689 --> 00:18:25,689
Got my remote.
346
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:26,965
Check.
347
00:18:26,965 --> 00:18:30,034
Kung--
348
00:18:30,034 --> 00:18:33,344
Oh, damn.
349
00:18:33,344 --> 00:18:37,103
- That's all you got to say?
350
00:18:37,103 --> 00:18:39,344
- I tried to apologize
to you earlier,
351
00:18:39,344 --> 00:18:41,551
but you slammed the door
on my face,
352
00:18:41,551 --> 00:18:45,068
and you started playing
loud twerk music.
353
00:18:45,068 --> 00:18:46,482
- Twerking's a good workout.
354
00:18:46,482 --> 00:18:47,862
It helps me
keep in my aggression.
355
00:18:47,862 --> 00:18:50,689
Maybe you should try it
sometime.
356
00:18:50,689 --> 00:18:54,275
- Oh, no, no,
I don't do no twerking.
357
00:18:54,275 --> 00:18:56,551
- LISA: Look, I know I'm not
exactly what you and your family
358
00:18:56,551 --> 00:18:58,206
had in mind for Malik,
359
00:18:58,206 --> 00:19:01,482
but I have thoughts
and feelings too.
360
00:19:01,482 --> 00:19:02,827
- Lisa...
361
00:19:02,827 --> 00:19:05,000
- No, I hear the little jokes
y'all make.
362
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000
"Lisa is so hoodrat.
363
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,793
"Lisa dumber than
a box of hair.
364
00:19:08,793 --> 00:19:13,172
"Lisa, all she do
is put hot sauce on everything."
365
00:19:13,172 --> 00:19:15,413
Well, I like hot sauce,
and I'm not changing that
366
00:19:15,413 --> 00:19:18,103
for you or anybody else.
- Okay, I get it, yeah.
367
00:19:18,103 --> 00:19:21,724
Hey, look,
I like hot sauce, too, okay?
368
00:19:21,724 --> 00:19:23,344
- Just because
I'm 'bout that life
369
00:19:23,344 --> 00:19:26,551
doesn't mean I don't have
a heart, and I would--
370
00:19:26,551 --> 00:19:30,931
- CJ: Lisa, Lisa,
I'm sorry, okay?
371
00:19:30,931 --> 00:19:34,551
I went through your phone,
I read the messages,
372
00:19:34,551 --> 00:19:38,689
and I judged you,
and I'm sorry.
373
00:19:38,689 --> 00:19:41,310
- It's not just that.
374
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,275
What kind of person
do you think I am?
375
00:19:43,275 --> 00:19:45,344
- You're right.
376
00:19:45,344 --> 00:19:48,172
Truth is, I haven't taken
the time to get to know you,
377
00:19:48,172 --> 00:19:52,758
and that was a terrible
assumption to make.
378
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:55,275
- I know me and Malik
be going at it all the time,
379
00:19:55,275 --> 00:19:57,862
but at the end of the day,
he's bae.
380
00:19:57,862 --> 00:19:59,103
I wouldn't do that to him.
381
00:19:59,103 --> 00:20:01,517
I wouldn't do that to you
or your family.
382
00:20:01,517 --> 00:20:03,034
I was just trying
to do something nice
383
00:20:03,034 --> 00:20:06,413
for the both of you.
- And you have.
384
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,965
You're making me
a young grandfather.
385
00:20:08,965 --> 00:20:10,241
Thank you.
386
00:20:10,241 --> 00:20:13,827
And I'm sorry for
going through your phone
387
00:20:13,827 --> 00:20:16,000
and reading your messages.
388
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,896
That wasn't cool.
- At all.
389
00:20:17,896 --> 00:20:20,724
- At all.
390
00:20:20,724 --> 00:20:24,068
And, is there anything I can do
to make it up to you?
391
00:20:27,724 --> 00:20:29,068
- Maybe.
392
00:20:29,068 --> 00:20:33,689
- ♪ ♪
393
00:20:38,793 --> 00:20:40,862
- Oh, slice!
Look at that!
394
00:20:40,862 --> 00:20:45,551
Oh, that's old-school.
That is, yeah, with the guy.
395
00:20:45,551 --> 00:20:48,310
- ♪ ♪
396
00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:49,827
- ♪ And now twerk ♪
397
00:20:49,827 --> 00:20:51,310
♪ Left cheek, right cheek,
left cheek, right cheek ♪
398
00:20:51,310 --> 00:20:54,172
♪ Left cheek, right cheek ♪
399
00:20:54,172 --> 00:20:55,862
- LISA: Oh, I know what
I want you to do!
400
00:20:55,862 --> 00:20:59,689
- I know she don't think
I'm about to start twerking.
401
00:20:59,689 --> 00:21:01,827
Oh, hell no.
402
00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:06,896
- ♪ ♪
403
00:21:33,655 --> 00:21:40,379
- ♪ ♪
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