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- Ouch.
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- [laughter]
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- Alright.
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It actually felt kinda good.
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- [laughter]
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- ELLA: Floyd.
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- That wasn't me.
That's yo' son.
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- Baby.
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- Alright, who got
you upset now?
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Is it Laura or Miranda?
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- What's wrong, Calvin?
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- Well, he ain't saying nothing.
It must be Miranda then.
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- [laughter]
- Calvin, you're scaring me.
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Come on, sit down.
Sit down.
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And tell me what's wrong now.
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- A damn Karen lied on me.
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- This boy got three women
chasing after him.
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- [laughter]
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- My man.
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- Floyd.
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- [laughter]
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- Can't you see he's upset?
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- Hey, don't get mad at me.
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I can't help it that that boy
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got that Curtis
Payne sex appeal.
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- [laughter]
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- You know what they say.
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The apple don't fall
far from the tree.
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- And it fell right on
top of your head.
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- [laughter]
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- Calvin, who is this Karen?
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- Wait a minute.
Is it one of the Clark sisters?
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- You know that woman
too old for him, Floyd.
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- [laughter]
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- Ain't never stopped
no church cougar before.
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- [laughter]
- Now on the other hand.
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Kiki would make a great
daughter-in-law for you.
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- Floyd, please.
- [laughter]
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- Calvin.
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- Is it that superwoman?
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You know the one.
I'm not your superwoman.
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- [laughter]
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- Like the kind of girl.
Wait a minute, hold on.
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That's what's wrong.
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You shoulda never
got involved with them.
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That's why he's stressed out.
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Don't get involved with
that kind of Karen.
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- Her name isn't Karen.
She is a Karen.
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- [laughter]
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- She is a Karen.
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We saw one of those
on the news the other day.
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- You know what?
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You talking about
the crazy woman
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that go around and lying
on black men all the time.
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Why didn't you just say that?
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- [laughter]
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- He just did.
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- [intro music]
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- Here I am, hard
working black man
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and some police come
knocking at my door
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saying I been
accused of stealing
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some white woman's car tags.
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- Well, what would make her
think that you stole her tags?
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- Because I'm black.
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- I mean other than that.
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- I can't believe this.
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I can't believe this.
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You have never been
in trouble with the law.
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I can't believe this
is happening to you.
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- They say, she said,
she saw me jogging
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in front of her car
early this morning.
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- Okay, well, since when
did jogging become a crime.
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- That's exactly what I said.
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And to make matters worse,
she posts it on social media.
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- No.
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- So, now you certified
ignorant and gangsta.
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- Look, this is serious, y'all.
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I can't just erase something
that's posted on social media.
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This could ruin my career.
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- Yeah, I know that's right.
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And they will definitely
put you in jail
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if you don't pay
your child support.
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I mean, at least,
that's what I've heard.
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- Floyd, can you be
more supportive?
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- I'm just keeping
it real for the boy.
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- Okay, Calvin.
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Baby, there has to be
a sensible way to handle this.
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- Sensible?
- Yes.
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- That went out the window
when she posted it online.
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Now, I gotta page full
of racist comments.
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- Another black man
goes to jail.
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I hope your father
is happy to see you.
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- Let, let me see that, Ella.
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Let me see that.
Let me see that.
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- Floyd.
- Let me see that.
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- Hey look here.
My boy ain't in jail, alright.
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And look, he ain't
never been to jail.
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And he ain't
never going to jail.
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So, if you got
something to say,
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say it to my face.
- Floyd.
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Can't nobody hear you.
Ain't nobody on this phone.
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Calvin, who cares
what she's saying.
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- I do.
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I don't want people
thinking I'm some criminal.
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She's gonna pay for this.
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- Mm-hm.
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See, that Karen done picked
the wrong black man this time.
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Right? You gonna make her
feel that pain.
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That was good wasn't it.
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- [laughter]
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- Calvin, it's gonna
be alright baby.
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- I just got suspended
from my job
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pending an investigation.
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- [music]
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- [laughter]
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- I got great news.
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- Yes!
We're finally going on vacation.
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Where we going? Europe?
No, we should go to Paris.
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What about Dubai?
I heard it's really nice there.
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No, no.
- [laughter]
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- Everybody going to Tulum.
That's where we should go.
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Tulum.
- [laughter]
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- Family vacation?
- Ha, ha, no.
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We're not going on vacation.
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- Okay, well,
what's the big news?
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- My high school buddy,
Lafayette Banks,
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is running for City Council
and he wants us
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to do a TV ad to endorse him.
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- I get to be on TV?
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- [laughter]
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- No.
No, no, no.
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We get to be
on TV as a family.
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- You hear that Malik?
This could be my big break.
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- [laughter]
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- I'm not about to endorse him.
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I don't even know this man.
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- Look, Malik.
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An endorsement from one
of the city's most prominent
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first responders and his family
could be really great
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for his campaign.
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Don't you trust my judgement?
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- Is this a trick question?
- [laughter]
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- This could be really
good for us as a family.
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And I could finally get
the respect I deserve
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as fire commissioner.
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- See, that's exactly
why I hate politics.
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It's always about
some kickbacks or perks.
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Or having to choose
between a lesser of two evils.
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- But you don't even know
anything about Lafayette.
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Look, just take some time
and check out his platform.
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- Have you read his platform?
- Of course.
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That's why I'm endorsing it.
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- Well, look, y'all
can endorse
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whoever you want to
but I'm not gonna do it.
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I mean, why would
I even endorse him?
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I don't even vote.
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- What you mean
you don't vote?
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I made sure to take you
down and get you registered
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as soon as you turned 18.
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- Yeah, I know.
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But being registered and
voting are two different things.
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- I'm not even registered.
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- [laughter]
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- You two should be
ashamed of yourself.
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- Why?
We live in a democratic society
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and we choose not to vote.
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- But I still want to be on TV.
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- [laughter]
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- I figured that.
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- [laughter]
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- I don't see how Alexander
Graham Bell did it.
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Oh, that's right.
He had an intern.
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- [laughter]
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- You're not finished
with that yet?
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- It's gonna be awhile.
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- Calvin, have you heard
back from your job yet?
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- Not since I submitted
my sworn statement.
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No.
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- Well, I hope they
suspended you with pay.
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'Cause, um, I'm gonna need to
hold something until my payday.
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- [laughter]
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- Calvin, don't worry
about anything.
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You know we will support
you anyway we can.
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- Yes, she will support you.
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- [laughter]
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- Hey, Auntie.
- Hey, baby.
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- What's up cuz?
- Hey, hey.
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- [unintelligible]
- [laughter]
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- Man, I can't believe
you got suspended.
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- I can.
- [laughter]
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- Malik, we're supposed to
be here for moral support.
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- I am.
But I mean come on.
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Social media's a
worldwide cesspool
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where facts just don't exist.
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- Especially when it comes
to a white woman
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accusing a black man.
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- Well, you know what?
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We have had to
deal with this crap
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ever since they brought
us over here to America.
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Now, see slavery and
segregation maybe illegal
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but racism is real.
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This country has had
his knee on our necks.
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You understand me?
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- Well, I'm about to
take their knee off mine.
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Check this out.
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This guy saw
that she posted me
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and he sent me
that cellphone video.
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She falsely
accused him too.
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- So, she's a serial
Karen offender.
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- [laughter]
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- He didn't post it
because he was afraid
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of getting in trouble
on his job.
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- Smart man.
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- But he said if I posted it
then well, it is what it is.
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Hell, I'm already
suspended from my job.
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- Uh, yeah, see, Calvin I don't
think this is a good idea, man.
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Because that looks like
it's the front of her house.
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- Don't put her address
on that internet, Calvin.
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- You can't see
her address, Ma.
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Now, if people
recognize her house
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then well, they need
to know she's a racist.
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- Yeah, see,
right now,
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I don't think that's
a good idea, Calvin.
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Because right now,
you just suspended.
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That is gonna cause
you to lose your job.
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- ELLA: Right.
- CJ is right, Calvin.
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I think you should wait until
they finish the investigation.
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- Oh, excuse me.
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Did you just
say I was right?
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- [laughter]
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- Yes I did.
But don't get used to it.
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'Cause I'm sure I'm going to
say something ignorant
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very soon.
- [laughter]
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- Calvin, baby, I know
this is not easy for you.
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But you are gonna have
to turn the other cheek.
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God does not
like evil for evil.
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- Right, right.
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- Okay, well, if God
doesn't like evil
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then why is this
happening to me?
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- I think he got you
on that one Auntie Ella.
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- [laughter]
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- I don't know why
he let this happen, Calvin.
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But I do know that you are
going to have to have faith
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that this will work
out for your good.
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- I do have faith, Ma.
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But right is right.
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You also taught me faith
without work is dead, right?
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I gotta fight this.
I'm posting it.
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- Cal...
- Don't po...
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- It's posted.
- Man, come on, man.
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There's gonna be
reprecussions for that, man.
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- ♪
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00:10:54,275 --> 00:10:55,655
- What you smiling at?
254
00:10:55,758 --> 00:10:58,000
- Found an article
about your boy online.
255
00:10:58,103 --> 00:11:00,275
- Really?
- Mm-hm.
256
00:11:00,379 --> 00:11:02,379
- I'm so proud of Lafayette.
257
00:11:02,482 --> 00:11:04,068
He gonna do a lot
for our community.
258
00:11:04,172 --> 00:11:05,275
What they say about him?
259
00:11:07,482 --> 00:11:11,448
Local candidate
pleads no contest.
260
00:11:11,551 --> 00:11:13,655
I knew that smile was
too good to be true.
261
00:11:13,758 --> 00:11:16,310
- Oh, no, it's true.
It's just not good.
262
00:11:16,413 --> 00:11:17,689
- [laughter]
263
00:11:17,793 --> 00:11:19,517
- I asked you to look
at the man's platform
264
00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:21,103
not do a background
check on him.
265
00:11:21,206 --> 00:11:24,172
- Well, this is more like
a why I don't vote check.
266
00:11:27,724 --> 00:11:29,517
- Malik, this is 15 years old.
267
00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:31,241
And he didn't
even get convicted.
268
00:11:31,344 --> 00:11:32,586
- Come on, Dad.
269
00:11:32,689 --> 00:11:33,965
Everybody knows
that no contest
270
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,896
basically means
that he's guilty.
271
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,655
- You are just as bad
as that woman
272
00:11:37,758 --> 00:11:39,172
that falsely accused Calvin.
273
00:11:39,275 --> 00:11:40,344
- Now, hold on now.
274
00:11:40,448 --> 00:11:42,689
It's a difference between
lies on social media
275
00:11:42,793 --> 00:11:44,758
and facts from
a reputable news site.
276
00:11:44,862 --> 00:11:46,965
- So what?
People make mistakes.
277
00:11:47,068 --> 00:11:49,655
- Wait a minute.
You still gonna endorse him?
278
00:11:49,758 --> 00:11:53,620
- Yes, I am.
- Now, come on, Dad.
279
00:11:53,724 --> 00:11:54,896
You know they shoulda
cancelled this brotha
280
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000
a long time ago.
281
00:11:56,103 --> 00:11:57,793
- You millenials and
this cancel culture.
282
00:11:57,896 --> 00:11:59,827
We all have skeletons
in our closet.
283
00:11:59,931 --> 00:12:02,172
- Yeah, but your boy got
more Benjamins in the closet
284
00:12:02,275 --> 00:12:03,689
than the Federal Reserve.
- [laughter]
285
00:12:03,793 --> 00:12:06,655
- I really don't understand you.
- Now, come on, Dad.
286
00:12:06,758 --> 00:12:09,862
It's not my fault that
all politicians are shady.
287
00:12:09,965 --> 00:12:13,172
- Is that how you really feel?
- Yes, well, except for Obama.
288
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:15,413
He too cool to be corrupt.
- [laughter]
289
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,034
- You know Malik, this is sad.
290
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:21,758
That you gonna use this article
to justify why you don't vote.
291
00:12:21,862 --> 00:12:23,689
Black lives are
never gonna matter
292
00:12:23,793 --> 00:12:26,758
if black people don't vote.
293
00:12:26,862 --> 00:12:29,689
Y'all out here marching
to defund the police.
294
00:12:29,793 --> 00:12:32,724
Do you even know who
is in control of their budget?
295
00:12:32,827 --> 00:12:35,896
- Yes, the City Council.
- Exactly.
296
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,896
That's why I'm going to
vote for Lafayette Banks.
297
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:45,931
- ♪
298
00:12:46,034 --> 00:12:48,827
- Hey, hey man, your
Karen post is blowing up.
299
00:12:48,931 --> 00:12:51,241
You got over a million likes.
- Stop lying.
300
00:12:51,344 --> 00:12:52,965
- Yeah.
301
00:12:53,068 --> 00:12:54,413
- Whoa.
302
00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:56,344
I didn't know it
would be this big.
303
00:12:56,448 --> 00:12:58,965
- Yeah man, black socials
better start checking for you.
304
00:12:59,068 --> 00:13:00,000
- [laughter]
305
00:13:00,103 --> 00:13:01,413
- Hey man, forget
that suspension.
306
00:13:01,517 --> 00:13:03,172
I'm a bonafide
influencer now.
307
00:13:03,275 --> 00:13:05,517
I might start my own
social media company.
308
00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:07,344
- Hey, now, that's a good idea.
309
00:13:07,448 --> 00:13:09,275
What's you gonna call it?
310
00:13:09,379 --> 00:13:10,689
- Chocolate Thunder Media.
311
00:13:10,793 --> 00:13:13,275
- [laughter]
312
00:13:13,379 --> 00:13:15,310
- Hey, hey, look, look.
They talking about your post.
313
00:13:15,413 --> 00:13:17,758
- Yo' turn that up.
314
00:13:17,862 --> 00:13:20,068
- TV REPORTER: Last night,
a group of black teenagers
315
00:13:20,172 --> 00:13:24,827
vandalized a white woman's home
after a post on social media
316
00:13:24,931 --> 00:13:27,103
labelled her a Karen.
317
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:30,965
- Damn, they turned her
place into a haunted house.
318
00:13:31,068 --> 00:13:33,137
- Wow, I didn't know
they'd get this mad.
319
00:13:33,241 --> 00:13:34,379
- Are you serious?
320
00:13:34,482 --> 00:13:37,034
Black folk was fighting
over chicken sandwiches.
321
00:13:37,137 --> 00:13:38,206
- [laughter]
322
00:13:38,310 --> 00:13:39,931
- TV REPORTER: Since the
post went viral,
323
00:13:40,034 --> 00:13:42,137
the owner has been
receiving death threats
324
00:13:42,241 --> 00:13:45,241
and she's too afraid to
speak with us on camera.
325
00:13:45,344 --> 00:13:47,448
- Hmm, now she knows how it
feels when the police
326
00:13:47,551 --> 00:13:49,068
knock at your door.
327
00:13:49,172 --> 00:13:51,000
- TV REPORTER: But
Lafayette Barnes,
328
00:13:51,103 --> 00:13:53,413
a local candidate
for City Council
329
00:13:53,517 --> 00:13:57,068
believes this woman
should be held accountable.
330
00:13:57,172 --> 00:13:59,620
- That's the crook
my dad's endorsing.
331
00:13:59,724 --> 00:14:01,310
- LAFAYETTE: Let me be clear.
332
00:14:01,413 --> 00:14:04,620
Violence or vandalism is never
the answer to our problems.
333
00:14:04,724 --> 00:14:06,655
But white people
have to stop making
334
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,931
"living while black" a crime.
335
00:14:09,034 --> 00:14:11,068
That's why when
I'm elected to City Council
336
00:14:11,172 --> 00:14:13,137
I'll fight for the Karen Act.
337
00:14:13,241 --> 00:14:14,965
These women should
be held accountable
338
00:14:15,068 --> 00:14:17,689
for these racist acts of crime.
339
00:14:17,793 --> 00:14:20,517
- MALIK: Damn.
- Hmm.
340
00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:22,241
- You fallin' for it, too.
341
00:14:32,068 --> 00:14:34,344
- What is this?
- We want to be on TV with you.
342
00:14:34,448 --> 00:14:35,862
- [laughter]
343
00:14:35,965 --> 00:14:37,206
- What made you
change your mind?
344
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:40,137
- Well, I saw your boy,
Lafayette on the news last night
345
00:14:40,241 --> 00:14:41,896
and you know he actually seems
like he's really down
346
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,896
for the community.
- I tried to tell you.
347
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,931
- You did.
And his opponent doesn't
348
00:14:46,034 --> 00:14:47,931
even support Black Lives Matter.
349
00:14:48,034 --> 00:14:50,758
- Look at you.
An informed voter.
350
00:14:50,862 --> 00:14:53,655
- And he found out that
article was fake news.
351
00:14:53,758 --> 00:14:56,965
- Really?
- Well, that's not totally true.
352
00:14:57,068 --> 00:14:58,793
- What do you mean
it's not totally true?
353
00:14:58,896 --> 00:15:01,068
If it's not true,
then it's false.
354
00:15:01,172 --> 00:15:03,379
You're the one that said it
came from a reputable website.
355
00:15:03,482 --> 00:15:05,862
- It did come from
a reputable website.
356
00:15:05,965 --> 00:15:07,689
A reputable sattire website.
357
00:15:07,793 --> 00:15:09,137
- [laughter]
358
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:13,206
- Sattire?
As in made up stories?
359
00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:14,413
- Not made up.
360
00:15:14,517 --> 00:15:17,206
They're more like a
exaggeration of the truth.
361
00:15:17,310 --> 00:15:22,689
- Oh, you mean
stories based on lies.
362
00:15:22,793 --> 00:15:25,137
Uh, boy, that's fake news.
363
00:15:25,241 --> 00:15:27,965
Now, let's get out of here
before we miss the shoot.
364
00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:33,137
- And thank you, Dad,
for helping me see
365
00:15:33,241 --> 00:15:35,241
the importance of
why I should vote.
366
00:15:35,344 --> 00:15:37,379
- Son, I'm always
gonna make sure
367
00:15:37,482 --> 00:15:41,206
that you do the right thing
for yourself and your family.
368
00:15:41,310 --> 00:15:43,793
You not just voting
for yourselves.
369
00:15:43,896 --> 00:15:46,310
So, do we get to be
on TV everytime we vote?
370
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,965
- [laughter]
371
00:15:49,068 --> 00:15:52,413
- Yes, and that's why you
should do it every election.
372
00:15:52,517 --> 00:15:53,689
- [laughter]
373
00:15:53,793 --> 00:15:55,206
- Come on.
374
00:15:55,310 --> 00:16:00,931
- ♪
375
00:16:01,034 --> 00:16:02,931
- [laughter]
376
00:16:05,275 --> 00:16:08,482
- Are you sure Curtis doesn't
have another record player
377
00:16:08,586 --> 00:16:09,896
he could buy?
378
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,724
- [laughter]
379
00:16:11,827 --> 00:16:14,931
- Am I sure that Curtis does not
have a another record player
380
00:16:15,034 --> 00:16:16,551
that he can buy?
381
00:16:16,655 --> 00:16:18,448
- 'Cause he must have had
this when he was two.
382
00:16:18,551 --> 00:16:20,379
- [laughter]
383
00:16:20,482 --> 00:16:24,793
- Put it up. You can't fix it.
I told you that, day one.
384
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,655
- I can fix anything.
385
00:16:26,758 --> 00:16:28,137
- [laughter]
386
00:16:28,241 --> 00:16:30,000
- Just a few more
soldering irons.
387
00:16:30,103 --> 00:16:32,551
Maybe I can get some of
those pistachios or something
388
00:16:32,655 --> 00:16:35,034
'cause they been out there
so long they hard enough.
389
00:16:35,137 --> 00:16:36,655
I could solder them to that.
390
00:16:36,758 --> 00:16:37,862
- [laughter]
391
00:16:37,965 --> 00:16:40,275
- Mmm, Curtis if
you don't hurry up
392
00:16:40,379 --> 00:16:41,758
and come on back
to this house.
393
00:16:41,862 --> 00:16:43,620
- [laughter]
394
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,689
- Hello.
- What's up, Floyd?
395
00:16:46,793 --> 00:16:48,000
- Hey.
- Hey, Ma.
396
00:16:48,103 --> 00:16:50,862
- Hi, Calvin.
- You straight, nephew?
397
00:16:50,965 --> 00:16:52,758
- Yeah, I think.
398
00:16:52,862 --> 00:16:55,620
- Hmm, good.
399
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:57,517
Here.
400
00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:58,931
- What's this?
401
00:16:59,034 --> 00:17:00,379
- That's my hitlist.
402
00:17:00,482 --> 00:17:03,448
- [laughter]
403
00:17:03,551 --> 00:17:07,965
- Sodapop, Boxhead, Moon,
Scrappy, Cornbread.
404
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:10,068
- I want you to dig up
something on them
405
00:17:10,172 --> 00:17:12,896
and put it all
over the internet.
406
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,310
- Floyd.
It's not funny, Floyd.
407
00:17:14,413 --> 00:17:16,034
- Those aren't even real names.
408
00:17:16,137 --> 00:17:17,413
- They're nicknames.
409
00:17:17,517 --> 00:17:19,620
- [laughter]
410
00:17:19,724 --> 00:17:24,758
- Calvin, I am really,
so disappointed in you.
411
00:17:24,862 --> 00:17:27,344
I don't know what to do.
412
00:17:27,448 --> 00:17:31,206
Posting that video
was just wrong, Baby.
413
00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:33,000
I don't care how
you look at it.
414
00:17:33,103 --> 00:17:34,655
It was just wrong, Calvin.
415
00:17:34,758 --> 00:17:38,103
- Mom, why are you mad at me
when she made my skin a sin?
416
00:17:38,206 --> 00:17:40,793
- I don't know about you
but my black is beautiful.
417
00:17:40,896 --> 00:17:42,000
- [laughter]
418
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,793
- I don't care about her.
419
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,758
I care about you.
420
00:17:45,862 --> 00:17:48,068
You are my child, Calvin.
421
00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:50,655
Two wrongs does
not make a right.
422
00:17:50,758 --> 00:17:55,241
You have sown discord
in our own community.
423
00:17:55,344 --> 00:17:58,517
So, that does not make
you any better than her.
424
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:02,344
- When they go low,
you supposed to get high.
425
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:03,931
- [laughter]
426
00:18:04,034 --> 00:18:07,137
- It's go high, Floyd.
427
00:18:07,241 --> 00:18:11,344
When they go low, you go high.
428
00:18:11,448 --> 00:18:14,103
- Dually, noted.
- [laughter]
429
00:18:14,206 --> 00:18:18,931
- Calvin, the measure of a man,
is not where he stands
430
00:18:19,034 --> 00:18:21,000
in moments of comfort.
431
00:18:21,103 --> 00:18:25,379
It's where he stands at the
time of challenge
432
00:18:25,482 --> 00:18:27,793
and controversy.
433
00:18:27,896 --> 00:18:31,241
And you are a man.
434
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:34,482
- Lawd, she done
pulled out Dr. King.
435
00:18:34,586 --> 00:18:35,758
- [laughter]
436
00:18:35,862 --> 00:18:38,344
- You know you're
in trouble now.
437
00:18:38,448 --> 00:18:40,724
- [laughter]
438
00:18:40,827 --> 00:18:43,103
- Honestly Mom, I didn't know
it was gonna go this far.
439
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:45,344
- Well, it did.
440
00:18:45,448 --> 00:18:48,758
It did.
441
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:50,310
- Let me ask you something.
442
00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:55,310
How many people
actually saw this post?
443
00:18:55,413 --> 00:18:57,827
What?
- I don't know.
444
00:18:57,931 --> 00:18:59,620
- I was just wondering.
445
00:18:59,724 --> 00:19:04,620
- Well, I wonder how many
people are gonna see this.
446
00:19:04,724 --> 00:19:07,344
What's up everybody?
I'm Calvin Payne.
447
00:19:07,448 --> 00:19:12,172
A hard working,
successful black man.
448
00:19:12,275 --> 00:19:15,172
A couple of days ago,
I was falsely accused
449
00:19:15,275 --> 00:19:17,793
by a white woman
of stealing her car tags.
450
00:19:17,896 --> 00:19:20,241
And it made me mad as hell.
451
00:19:20,344 --> 00:19:24,000
So, I posted a picture of her
in front of her house,
452
00:19:24,103 --> 00:19:28,413
along with a list of black men
she had also falsely accused.
453
00:19:28,517 --> 00:19:32,068
Now, today, the police
found her tags on a car
454
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,931
stolen by her own damn nephew.
455
00:19:35,034 --> 00:19:39,448
Now, honestly speaking, I
don't feel good about all this.
456
00:19:39,551 --> 00:19:41,482
If we don't stop
judging each other
457
00:19:41,586 --> 00:19:45,517
by the color of our skin,
racism will never end.
458
00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:49,310
It's time that we start seeing
each other as one race
459
00:19:49,413 --> 00:19:51,724
and that's the human race.
460
00:19:51,827 --> 00:19:54,379
Y'all be breezy.
461
00:19:54,482 --> 00:19:56,551
- That's the Calvin I know.
462
00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:58,241
I'm so proud of you.
463
00:20:00,275 --> 00:20:03,379
- I'm proud of you too, man.
464
00:20:03,482 --> 00:20:05,827
I was worried about you for
awhile when you were younger.
465
00:20:05,931 --> 00:20:07,517
- [laughter]
466
00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:09,551
- But you finally grew
into that forehead.
467
00:20:09,655 --> 00:20:12,655
- [laughter]
468
00:20:12,758 --> 00:20:14,724
- And a lot of brains
came with it.
469
00:20:14,827 --> 00:20:17,758
- [laughter]
470
00:20:17,862 --> 00:20:19,103
- Just one.
- Sorry.
471
00:20:19,206 --> 00:20:20,379
- [laughter]
472
00:20:20,482 --> 00:20:21,586
- Social distancing.
- [laughter]
473
00:20:25,068 --> 00:20:27,620
- Man, I didn't know
we'd look so good on TV.
474
00:20:27,724 --> 00:20:30,000
- I did.
- [laughter]
475
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:32,103
- Y'all almost missed out.
476
00:20:32,206 --> 00:20:34,000
- You know it actually
feels really good
477
00:20:34,103 --> 00:20:35,827
to be on the right
side of history.
478
00:20:35,931 --> 00:20:37,172
- I mean, look at that.
479
00:20:37,275 --> 00:20:40,034
You just decided to vote
and already making history.
480
00:20:40,137 --> 00:20:41,655
- Hey, what can I say?
481
00:20:41,758 --> 00:20:42,896
I am an overachiever.
482
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,241
- [laughter]
483
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,068
- You think they'll
give us a copy
484
00:20:46,172 --> 00:20:47,931
of that, um, video, for
our new Quickgram page?
485
00:20:48,034 --> 00:20:51,620
- Oh, when did you two
get a Quickgram page?
486
00:20:51,724 --> 00:20:54,724
- Well, since we became
the voice of undecided voters.
487
00:20:54,827 --> 00:20:57,103
- Well, who decided that?
- We did.
488
00:20:57,206 --> 00:20:59,724
Somebody's gotta talk
to these misguided millenials.
489
00:20:59,827 --> 00:21:02,379
- Well, I ain't gonna argue
with you about that.
490
00:21:36,965 --> 00:21:42,758
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