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[theme music playing]

ALL CHARACTERS, ORGANIZATIONS, AND PLACES ARE FICTITIOUS

FILMING OF CHILD ACTORS DONE UNDER BROADCASTING GUIDELINES

[ad narrator] Introducing the 12th Annual Best Wedding Fair!

Wedding jewelry, the latest appliances, and stunning wedding dresses,

and exclusive honeymoon package deals.

This fall, explore it all at our final wedding fair.

Wishing you lifelong love.

[vocalizing Mendelssohn's "Wedding March"]

Free teddy bears. Take one for luck. Perfect wedding souvenir.

-Sign on now for wedding limo services. -Whoa, a real limo!

Book our bridal bundle for a glamorous limo experience.

Honey, it's been nine and a half hours. How much longer?

For God's sake. I'm asking for one last round.

Of what? We've been going through everything. There's nothing left.

-Let's just go! -Hush!

Something's bothering me. It's like I forgot something.

What did you forget?

No, I swear there's something else you're supposed to do for this.

[presenter] You mean divorce prep.

What the… What did you just say?

Divorce prep, ma'am. You heard me right.

[attendees murmuring]

Everyone seems to preach,

"Accept your fate and love each other through it all."

Well, I'm gonna preach…

[scoffs]

Cut that shit out.

-He didn't just say that. -What's going on?

[crowd gasps, murmurs]

That's easier said than done.

But even if life sends unexpected divorce-related jump scares your way,

to help you fully embrace and love your newfound fate,

we at Plus General Insurance are here

to introduce our groundbreaking insurance plan

designed with your peace of mind in mind.

VORCE, DI

INSURANCE

[attendees murmuring]

[attendees laughing]

DIVORCE

-[chuckles] -"Divorce insurance"?

Available to any Korean citizen

whether married, unmarried, remarried, divorced.

No matter your marital status,

as long as you're not having an affair, you're eligible to apply.

Everything from living expenses post-divorce to court-mandated alimony,

we provide complete coverage for it all.

You're crazy. How could you mention divorce in front of engaged couples?

-[attendees murmuring] -[sighs]

DIVORCE INSURANCE

What? You're seriously promoting divorce?

Life insurance does not promote death.

Auto accident insurance doesn't promote accidents either.

FIXED INDEMNITY NON-RENEWABLE TYPE

SAME BENEFITS REGARDLESS OF GENDER

-Um. -[mic feedback]

Let's be honest.

Are you 100% sure that you'll never get divorced?

[vocalizing dramatic choral tune]

FIXED INDEMNITY NON-RENEWABLE TYPE

WEDDING SINGER SERVICES

Everyone starts off the same, dreaming of a rosy future.

Yes, I'll admit, I did too. [sighs]

Alimony is the worst. It's grimmer than you can imagine, people,

because it will leave you penniless fast.

Think that's it? Everything will crumble and fall apart at once.

Do you know how much it costs

to completely rebuild your life from the ground up?

Divorce is as costly…

No, it costs more than your marriage, for sure.

Plus the complexity of everything involved.

No matter the illness or the accident you face,

divorce is a bigger pain in the ass than you can imagine.

Whatever the circumstances,

we promise our clients that we'll provide the coverage you need!

[vocalizing continues]

[attendee] Give it a rest, man!

-Come on! Get out of here! -[crowd heckling]

Read the room!

What are you even doing here? Come on!

Free divorce ceremonies for our first ten subscribers.

[vocalizing continues]

EPISODE 1

[attendees chattering]

[comical music playing]

[sighing]

Promoting divorce insurance at a wedding fair.

That was a miscalculation on our part.

They're just being self-conscious.

Deep down, they all know they need this.

Someone smack this guy.

Whatever the case, it's all our fault.

I wouldn't say it's "our" fault.

Strictly speaking.

I warned you, didn't I?

That we'd face the worst catastrophe beyond anything we'd envisioned.

[sighs]

For starters, it's not like we weren't expecting this, Mr. Know-It-All.

The goal was to prove it's low-risk even in the worst scenario,

which obviously led me to push the envelope further.

There's are safety standards we absolutely cannot ignore.

-Mr. Actuary Ki-jun. -Always talking about safety,

no wonder you never get better at anything,

Mr. Risk Surveyor Jeon Wuss-man.

When are you gonna stop calling me that?

I don't know, Jeon-man. Maybe when you can be Jeon Man and not Jeon Wuss-man.

Hey!

You're no actuary. You're a travesty.

And you're no real risk surveyor. You're just risk-phobic.

[babbling]

-Okay, fine then. Talk to the hand. -Can't hear you, asshole.

-[babbles] -[attendee] Excuse me!

Uh, I came to ask about that divorce insurance.

[clears throat]

I couldn't ask any questions back there with everyone around.

Yeah, so…

You said marriage prep must be coupled with divorce prep, right?

Marriage leads to misfortune in the end.

That's the idea behind this, right?

Actually, no.

How's it not?

It's the opposite, as a matter of fact.

[scoffs] Come on. Marriage and divorce are on opposite ends of the spectrum.

They're not. Marriage and divorce are the same.

[inspirational music playing]

[gasps]

They're the same?

Divorce and marriage share a purpose. In the end…

they both exist for our happiness.

DIVORCE INSURANCE

3 MONTHS AGO

[sighs]

[sighs]

Oh, shit! You freaked me out!

Noh Ki-jun!

TEAM LEADER NA DAE-BOK NEW PRODUCT DEVELOPMENT TEAM

At this rate, you'll have our entire team gone for good!

I told you, stick to what we're selling.

So why did you have to propose developing something new?

Why? Why? Why?

No, sir!

As long as I, the greatest actuary ever, am here to lead the way,

the New Product Development Team will never disappear!

All the products you come up with are resulting in deficits!

So how… how can you be so confident with no milestones?

Soon, sir! I can do it!

I'll show what I'm capable of.

I'll create a one-of-a-kind insurance policy, sir!

Only to fail again?

I can make things right.

You'll see, sir. I can make it work!

[groans] You used to have one hit after another.

Where did that Noh Ki-jun go? What happened?

Why venture to create something new?

I can't stand this any longer.

Let's just die together.

Let's just die!

-Just die! -[whimpers]

[chokes]

Wait, while you're pulling back. Sir, wait! Don't go yet! Please wait!

Wait, wait, sir! [sighs]

[eerie music playing]

NOSEDIVE INSURANCE MANHOLE INSURANCE

What the…

Whoa.

What are these? Huh?

TURTLE NECK INSURANCE ROCK-TRIPPING INSURANCE

Why are these here?

[exhales deeply]

EXHIBITION INSURANCE SINKHOLE INSURANCE

NOSEDIVE INSURANCE

Huh? [whimpers]

[exclaims] W-What's going on?

[whimpering] No!

[whimpering, panting]

What the hell was I thinking?

What is this? [gasps]

[screams]

ENSURE A HAPPY FUTURE - CALL FOR A CONSULTATION RIGHT NOW

[gasps]

Whoa!

The God of Insurance! Wow.

-[inspirational choral music playing] -[gasps, chuckles]

Life is like a chameleon!

You never know when it will be in the red!

For a truly happy rest of your life,

do not hesitate for one second.

You better sign up now.

[sighs]

Hey, is that true?

Is there really an insurance policy for a happy life though?

CALL FOR A CONSULTATION RIGHT NOW

Hmm. I'm curious now.

What do you think

is the worst disaster you faced in your life so far?

[sighs]

Hmm.

Divorce?

That's right.

That's the coverage you need.

[Ki-jun exhales sharply, chuckles]

[sighs]

[grunts]

PLUS GENERAL INSURANCE

Yes, can you tweak Article 8, Clause 4 for me?

-Of course, sir. You got it. -Great. Thanks.

[caller] What's this monthly charge of 29,900 won on your credit card, honey?

[Dae-bok] Oh, that? Well, uh… [stammers]

It's for my Fishing TV subscription. [chuckles]

-[caller] Fishing TV? -Yeah.

Aren't you already subscribed?

Oh, that's right! It's actually for Go TV. [chuckles]

-It's a customer. -Goodness, you're hopeless.

You took out another insurance policy, didn't you?

-No… -What is it this time?

Honey, well, you see…

Remember Chang-hee who I worked with back

when I was an agent at the Ssangmun branch?

Well, actually--

Are you planning to take out loans for premiums now?

Your whole salary is going toward them.

-Do you realize that? -Of course, I do.

But, my love, the thing about insurance is this…

-When we fall sick in the future-- -Listen to me. I want a divorce.

Huh? Divorce?

Hello?

Hey, woman, don't scare me like that, okay? [chuckles]

I left gomguk soup and divorce papers on the kitchen table.

-I'm hanging up now. -[Dae-bok] Honey?

So-jeong? Lee So-jeong?

APPLICATION ON THE CONFIRMATION OF DIVORCE BY CONSENT

Are you there? My love.

[loudly] My love? My love?

[pants]

[whispering] Did you hang up? [sighs]

[sighs]

[sobbing, sniffling]

You made curry as well, didn't you?

Mr. Na! Sir, sir, sir!

-[Dae-bok whimpers] -[panting]

-Let's cover divorce. -What?

The first in the world. Divorce insurance.

What is that? Have you gone crazy?

[sighs]

The single greatest risk any of us faces is divorce.

The jagged-rock insurance and nosedive insurance you made before?

You know how they failed miserably? Do you want that again?

With everyone else gone, we're the only ones left on the team now.

We can't do anything right now, and if we mess up again

it'll be both of us on the chopping block.

[breathing heavily] Yeah, I know.

Just imagine this.

Imagine you went through a divorce.

Are you teasing me, you jerk?

No. Oh, good.

Okay. Look, okay. Imagine this now.

You just went through a divorce.

I just went through a divorce.

You went through a divorce.

I went through a divorce.

You went through…

a divorce.

[grunts, shivers]

DIVORCE REGISTRATION FORM

NA DAE-BOK, DO NOT ENTER

NA DAE-BOK DO NOT EVER ENTER

NA DAE-BOK X

HAPPINESS ALWAYS REALTOR

[sighs]

So damn expensive.

ALIMONY PAYMENT

[sighs]

INSUFFICIENT BALANCE

[screaming, panting]

No! No!

[sighs]

Do you get it now?

Divorce is truly life's greatest disaster.

[sighs]

[sighs]

But…

Can you even assess the risks of divorce?

[sighs]

[sighs]

We did it for death, right? That's what life insurance is for.

Well, yeah. That's true.

[inhales sharply] Okay.

Listen carefully.

We assess the likelihood of a marriage lasting

and then consider the chances of it ending,

examining all potential risks involved.

That's how we calculate the premium rate.

Can you provide that by our next meeting?

Mm-hmm.

[sighs]

I'm telling you. We could make insurance to cover divorce.

You may proceed.

[breathes deeply]

Proceed, I shall.

[whimsical music playing]

[scanners beeping]

Oh, right. I'm sorry about that. I forgot, I'm single now.

My apologies. Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry, everybody.

[sad music playing]

Oh, my God. I'm divorced.

[sighs]

Okay, let's see…

This one goes here…

[tuts]

[grunts]

Okay…

KING SHRIMP

Ma'am, we'll be closing in five minutes.

I'm sorry.

Will this be all?

Huh?

Yeah. [chuckles]

-[keypad beeping, chimes] -[door unlocks, opens]

EXCEPTIONS FOR INSURANCE AGENTS

Okay, so, if I carry that over…

FSS NOTIFICATION

-[thunder rumbling] -[rain pattering]

INSURANCE PRODUCT DEVELOPMENT TO BOOST Q1 SHORT-TERM PROFITS

[chattering]

[chattering stops]

[exhales deeply]

Mmm. Mm-hmm.

-[inhales sharply, clears throat] -[device beeps]

Based on last year's data, here's the annual count of disaster types.

But check this out. Look at the stats at the bottom.

This disaster happened a staggering 92,400 times last year.

What do you think it is?

[attendee] Fire incidents are the most common, right?

But those stats are already included. So what else?

[crowd murmuring]

The answer…

NUMBER OF DIVORCE CASES

…is divorce.

[crowd murmuring]

Wait a minute. Can we really call divorce a disaster?

A calamity that occurs without prior notice.

That is the definition of disaster.

These are the life challenges following a divorce.

Unexpected financial challenges.

Abrupt lifestyle shifts.

Unforeseen relationship upheavals.

Not to mention the detrimental effects on mental well-being.

These are no different from the consequences of any disaster.

So it could be argued that those of us who decide to remain single

will never have to face the hardships that come with it, right?

Mmm.

[smacks lips] People who are single are no exception to this.

It could be your parents, siblings, children.

Or even, possibly, friends.

Your life will always be exposed to the dangers of their divorces.

He's right. I had it so rough when my parents split.

My daughter recently got divorced, so she and her kid moved in with us.

It's been tough. Really.

By building a valuation model for financial and emotional impact of divorce,

we can categorize various damages, including alimony,

and calculate the insurance coverage to the exact amount.

Psst.

Divorce is a result of personal choice, rather than mere chance.

Which is why it doesn't qualify for insurance coverage.

I believe you're talking about moral hazard.

But we should be fine if we simply adjust the premium

based on the contract duration and term.

That cannot be verified unless we first check the model's accuracy

through a comprehensive sample test

and subsequently undergo a thorough debt evaluation

to assess its overall safety, reliability and ratio.

[laughs]

In other words, you need to assess solvency and adequacy of models

to determine whether it's liquid gold or just crap, right?

Sure. I can build that for you, if needed.

I'd like a task force to be assembled.

[grunts]

[crowd murmuring]

[Dae-bok clears throat]

You told me to proceed!

Do you wanna eat gomguk soup forever?

[gasps]

Do you want to eat freaking curry forever?

[gasps, whimpers]

Namaste.

Come on, please.

[Dae-bok breathing heavily]

-Put the task force together. -[gasps]

-I'll take responsibility. -Hell yeah! [chuckling]

[clears throat]

[sniffs]

THANK YOU

Thank you, everyone.

INSERT COIN

I bet we were married to each other in our past lives, you absolute nightmare.

Really?

Then I'm sure we divorced.

[breathes heavily] Now be honest with me. You want in, don't you?

Oh, please. Just move already.

[sighs]

Ah, would you look at that. Shoulders up, tight muscles.

The guy's tempted.

CLEANING SUPPLIES BOX

[comical music playing]

[bubble gun whirring]

Put that down.

[bubble gun powers down]

[sighs]

Confess, already.

You never say a word during meetings. The fact you did proves you're interested.

-No, you're wrong. -Why?

Winging it isn't safe at all.

That's right. You're all about safety, aren't you, An Wuss.

You have absolutely no standards, Mr. Noh.

Hey, think about it. Okay?

We've both been through a divorce. For me, three times already.

Two people, four divorces. That's 200%.

We're betting on 200% probability.

This is as safe as it possibly can get, Jeon-man.

Noh Ki-jun.

Why did you marry three times though?

Why make it 200%?

Huh?

It's cause…

one-night stands aren't my thing.

[sighs]

[bubble gun whirring]

[bubble gun powers down]

Divorce insurance,

I'll make it happen.

[bubble gun whirring]

Then you mean…

He's only ever slept with three women?

You want me? My price is Korean beef!

I'm talking tenderloin!

[people chattering]

[somber music playing]

-[tape ripping] -[drill whirring]

[movers chattering]

[mover 1] Okay.

-[mover 2] Can it get in the door? -[mover 1] Yep.

-This here to the ladder truck. -[movers] One, two, three!

[both grunting]

Excuse me, ma'am. We need to move the sofa out as well.

If you could just… Uh, yes. We have to move this.

-Hey, help me lift the sofa. -Okay.

-It's heavy. Okay, one, two, three! -[grunts]

Wait, why on earth is this here?

Just let the floorboards get scratched, for God's sake.

Oh, hey, careful. That's expensive, okay?

-[movers grunting] Okay, turn the corner. -Hey!

Just leave that here. All right? I'm taking the bed frame anyway.

-Leave it? You sure? -Yeah, just leave it. It's too heavy.

Guys, let's get going then.

Use that to just…

[sighs]

Hey.

While I was removing this bidet a screw fell off somewhere.

Find it and send it over. Okay?

What, are you deaf? What? You get that?

What are you gonna do with this house?

[scoffs] It's your alimony.

It's in your name anyway, so it's all on you.

This house was mostly purchased with loans.

You took out loans from NBFCs to start your café, remember?

I know that's why you chose to put the house in my name.

Yeah. [chuckles] Don't complain about your loan to me.

-What? -You're the one who kept going on and on

about wanting a divorce. Freaking ridiculous.

[sighs]

Forget it then. Just pay back the money you borrowed from my mom.

Money? I have no money.

-What? -[chuckles]

Well, didn't you tell me to pay her back when I could?

Wow, seriously. Guess it's a family trait, going back on your word.

-Isn't it? -What?

Okay, I'll pay her back. Later.

Now we're done here.

Better not act all invasive either.

Don't push me.

[clicks tongue]

-[door slams] -[security system chimes]

The word is "evasive"!

It's not "invasive," you know?

It comes from "to evade" or "to escape." Meaning it avoids rather than intrudes,

all right?

You got the word wrong.

-[keypad beeping, chimes] -[door opens]

[chuckles] See, this is what's wrong with you, okay?

Hey, who cares if it's invasive or evasive?

For an idiot, you're awfully picky.

Just find that screw and send it!

It's a special type of screw used only for bidets. Geez.

-[door slams] -[security system chimes]

[crying]

[people chattering]

NOH KI-JUN

[sighing]

Focus, man. Focus.

You're a genius actuary.

[inspirational music playing]

NUMBER OF DIVORCES BY DURATION OF MARRIAGE AND…

[sighs]

[groaning]

[sighs]

I can do this.

-[typing] -[groaning]

STOCK PRICE

Let's eat.

[groaning]

FIERY HOT BBQ RIBS

-Thank you. -Enjoy.

I'm buying you tenderloin, so you better be in.

Tenderloin isn't enough to satisfy me.

It should be more than enough. What else?

-I need to hear your reasons. -What?

-Spill it. -Spill what?

-Your divorce reasons. -[sighs]

Lost my appetite now.

I need a read on a high-risk profiles like you

to decide whether to get on board with this project or not.

In this case, deception is a recipe for disaster.

If you can't even tell your friend from elementary school,

people will never open up about this.

Forget it.

If I tell you everything, it means you're in.

-Deal. -[sighs]

Shoot then.

Your first divorce.

-[intriguing music playing] -Due to differing views on marriage.

Second divorce.

Due to contrasting worldviews.

Third divorce.

Due to clashing life values.

Views on marriage, worldviews, and life values?

-You're kidding, right? -Not kidding.

Come on. That's not how things work.

How different could your views on marriage have been?

Did she, like, want an open marriage or something?

Yep.

[sighs]

[clears throat] Jesus. What is this, Hollywood?

[sniffles]

-Hey, now it's your turn. -For what?

Why you got a divorce.

I have no reason to tell you. I won't get divorce insurance anyway.

I'm just asking as a friend.

We are besties, right?

[sighs]

I've been curious. That's all.

Why would an earnest guy like you end up going through a divorce?

She was obsessed with home decor.

Yeah, and?

She thought something ruined the look of the place.

Like what?

Me.

[sighs]

[sighs] So, um, what did you do?

I just left the house.

What are you, a moron or just absolutely clueless?

You always run away before giving it a proper try.

I swear, you sure haven't changed one bit. Not even a little.

Man, you're an even bigger moron.

And you're so amazing that you paid alimony three times, like…

-[sighs] -Forget it.

[blowing]

[friend] Hey, Han-deul!

[gasps] Ah-young!

-Over here, Ah-young! Over here! -Hi!

[coughs]

[coughs] This isn't working.

[both coughing]

-Han-deul. -Hmm?

-I'm gonna marry myself. -Marry yourself?

Mmm. I don't plan on marrying anyone.

If that's your plan, then just don't get married.

Why marry yourself?

Think of all the wedding gifts I've given. I want my payout.

Oh.

[Ah-young groans]

Here it is. [breathes deeply]

Legally speaking, cash gifts are akin to donations. [coughs]

People aren't legally obligated to return donations. It's not required by law.

So that's why I'll hold a sologamy to get the money I rightfully deserve.

As expected of a loss adjuster.

I always tiptoe around people and end up losing everything.

[chuckles] Maybe 'cause I'm an underwriter.

Pretty much sums me up.

[both chuckling]

[chuckles, sucks teeth]

-[chuckles] -[Ah-young coughs]

[blows, exclaims]

-[Ah-young coughs] Ow! Ah, dang it. -You scared me.

[Ah-young coughs] That stings.

[groans]

[groans]

That scumbag really took the bidet when he's the one who cheated on you?

And you just let him walk away with it?

It's fine. Let him take it. I don't care.

But it's so not fine. You're too nice.

That's why he always, like, treats you this way. [sighs]

[sighs] Geez, he pisses me off.

[sighs]

[playful music playing]

-Han-deul. -Hmm?

You're still coming to our office next week.

-Mmm. -And I'm the only one you know there?

Yeah, I guess.

Then how about this?

How about what?

Toss that perfect, goody two-shoes act of yours, and a be a smiley weirdo instead.

Smiley weirdo?

Weirdo! A smiley weirdo with no filter.

A NUTCASE WHO SAYS WHATEVER THEY WANT WITH A BIG SMILE

Great idea!

Uh, but how?

I've got an idea. I'll spread a rumor around

that the underwriter for the Joeun Fire Insurance is a basket case.

Have you all heard?

The new underwriter…

…a smiley weirdo.

[whispers] Smiley. A weirdo.

[Ah-young] What do you think?

So I should be a smiley weirdo from the start?

Exactly. That way you won't be ignored.

-I really love your idea. [squeals] -[squeals]

You're a genius, Ah-young!

I'll turn you into one hell of a smiley weirdo, trust me. Okay?

-Thank you, Ah-young! -[squeals]

[both squealing]

[screams] Fire, fire, fire!

[both squealing]

[Han-deul] I'm gonna be a smiley weirdo!

I'm gonna be a smiley weirdo!

[Ki-jun grunts]

[both singing] ♪ Behold At the foot of Cheonma Mountain ♪

-♪ Our high aspirations! ♪ -♪ Aspirations! ♪

-♪ Open up to a bright future! ♪ -[Ki-jun] ♪ Open up! ♪

-♪ With courage and wisdom ♪ -♪ With courage and wisdom ♪

-♪ We'll face this harsh world head on! ♪ -♪ We'll face this harsh world head on! ♪

[people chattering]

-[chattering continues] -[door closes]

[security system chimes]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[grunting]

[grunting continues]

[groans]

[grunting]

Hmm?

[groans]

[wind howling]

[Han-deul grunting]

[panting, straining]

[groans]

Huh?

Ouch! [strains]

Uh…

[panting]

-[huffs] -Uh…

[both exclaiming]

-[grunts] -[gasps]

-[grunts] -Oh.

[both breathing heavily]

Oh, my!

Wait! What the…

-[sensual jazz music playing on speaker] -[Ki-jun grunting]

-[Ki-jun stammers] What the heck? -[Han-deul] What the hell are you doing?

-[Ki-jun] Who are you? -[Han-deul] Get off me!

[both grunting]

-[bystanders murmuring] -[camera shutters clicking]

[grunting continues]

[pedestrian] What do you think they're doing out there? [gasps] Oh, my!

[murmuring continues]

-[Ki-jun] Wait, who are you! -[Han-deul] Seriously, get off me?

-[shouts, grunts] -[pedestrians clamor]

[groans, gasps]

[police siren blaring]

A FAIR AND KIND POLICE OF THE CITIZENS

[cop sighs] Well, I mean,

you two should know better than to disturb your neighbors

by causing such a commotion at this ungodly hour.

Please reconcile.

Like I said, I was on my way home from work…

Damn, my finger hurts.

I was heading home and… [inhales sharply]

And then I saw this floating mattress coming my way from down the street.

Wouldn't you have been in awe yourself?

So I got closer to take a better look. "Oh, what's this?" You know?

Then suddenly, this lady pops out from underneath, grabs my finger,

and then falls on her back.

So, of course, I lost my balance and fell along with her.

That's why…

That's all it was. Give me a break. Seriously.

-Officer, that's not what happened. -[sighs]

I was only trying to get rid of the mattress somewhere,

but then, this guy appeared out of nowhere,

and came at me like a weirdo.

-I was defenseless on that mattress. -Huh?

-As he got up to my face… -No, no. That's not true.

Come on, please. I did not come after you, all right?

You were the one who fell while holding my finger, so of course I lost my balance.

You agree, right? See how I'm losing my balance?

To sum it up, none of this was intentional.

So please stop saying I came at you because I didn't.

[groans] Do you know how much pain my jaw and molar are in right now?

Your what? Your molar?

Excuse me, sir. Think you can fracture your molars that easily?

If you'd said it was your front teeth, I might've believe you, but molars?

They're pretty resilient.

Okay, look for yourself.

Look. Can you see it? Can you?

You can't. Didn't think so.

Well, dentists can't identify tooth fractures with the naked eye either.

I don't any fractures, but you have a lot of cavities!

-You should brush your teeth properly. -[cop] No, no, no fighting, please.

Please stop fighting now, you two. Okay?

How about we file an insurance claim, promptly, and get outta here?

We can't claim insurance for petty injuries like this, sir.

Why not?

Right now, my finger hurts, my jaw hurts, and my molar hurts. So why not?

S62 and S02.5 aren't covered by insurance, so zero.

Wait a minute. How do you happen to know about diagnostic codes?

Are you a dentist?

[clicks tongue]

-What's exactly is your occupation, ma'am? -Well, I…

I'm definitely not a dentist.

-I'm more like a… -Ma'am, when you answer,

avoid being invasive, please.

[inhales sharply] Hold on, sir.

Sorry to interrupt, but just to clarify,

it's not "invasive," it's actually "evasive."

It comes from "to evade" or "to escape,"

like when thoughts slip away, or evade their control, or slipping focus.

Therefore, "evasive" would be the correct term. Hmm.

Oh, thanks for that.

-Though you're awfully picky, sir. -[chuckles] Ah, yeah.

Thank you very much.

[chuckles]

What is it? What's wrong?

Uh, nothing's wrong.

She gonna buy that or not?

I'm craving that though.

[clears throat]

Excuse me.

[sniffles, cries]

Ma'am, we'll be closing in five minutes.

[gasps] I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. [sniffs] I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

[sighs]

I know someone like her.

[sighs]

What? What?

Oh, nothing. Nothing.

[sighs]

[clears throat]

Um, I'll just apologize.

Sorry for inconveniencing you, neighbor.

I shouldn't have gotten in your way like that.

Let's call it a truce.

Just like that?

Just like that.

-[stammers] -[clears throat]

We're good now. Could we get going?

-Let's forget this. Forget this. -Oh.

-[cop] What? -Are we allowed to go?

-Hey, just get up. Come on. -Wait, wait. Excuse me.

-No, wait… [stammers] Bye, sir. -No, wait!

I never said you could leave. We haven't sorted this out.

[sighs] You just had to remind me of someone, didn't you?

Please let me go while I'm asking nicely.

[Ki-jun] Oh. Hmm.

For the record, you're the one who suggested we forget this, okay?

Yeah, sure. I won't bring this up later if you won't.

Bring this up later?

I get what you're saying. Let's never cross paths again.

[scoffs]

Again?

The probability of us crossing paths

is lower than the odds of finding an albino raccoon.

[squeaks]

-Yeah. -Let's part ways now.

-Yeah. Let's do just that. -Good.

Ah, damn it!

Same direction.

RECRUITMENT NOTICE

RECRUITMENT NOTICE

We'd make a great team together, for sure.

You're divorced, right?

Look, you guys.

Look, open the email.

What's this?

Oh, my. A divorce insurance policy?

What?

"People who've experienced at least one divorce."

QUALIFICATIONS AT LEAST ONE DIVORCE EXPERIENCE

-[worker] Isn't that you? [chuckles] -Hey, you should apply. [chuckles]

Noh Ki-jun!

Wow. This is one humungous office.

Whoa. [chuckles]

Man, this looks expensive. You think so, too, huh?

Which one's my desk? Where is it?

Look carefully.

It's right…

there.

-[voicemail, indistinct] -Man, straight to voicemail again. Damn.

[breathing shakily]

[stammering] The applicants…

Hey! Judging by the size of this office,

The company has taken a huge leap of faith so you can set up your task force.

Meaning, if this fails, we're completely doomed.

You got that? Are you even listening?

-The applicants! -[Jeon-man] What about the applicants?

[Dae-bok] You were here all along?

Why didn't you answer me? What about the applicants? What?

[gasps, exclaims]

[gasps]

[mouse wheel scrolling]

[Ki-jun exclaiming]

[exclaiming continues]

[breathing heavily]

DIVORCE INSURANCE TASK FORCE INTERVIEW IN PROGRESS

May I ask why you applied to join us?

I got divorced last year, but I haven't been able to pay alimony yet. [chuckles]

-Can it be retroactive? -You've been married for ten years,

but you're interested in this insurance.

Married for ten years, but I actually have a boyfriend. Um…

So I'd like to make sure my divorce is insured first.

-[sucks teeth] -What if a de facto marriage ends?

That still counts as a divorce, right?

Well, I need to consider such cases as well, I suppose.

-[knocks on door] -[door opens]

Goodness. Yeah, that was really great. Thank you for coming.

Okay, next, please.

Okay, you may go.

Next, please.

-[applicant] Thank you. -Oh, sure.

Next, please.

-Next, please. -[knocks on door]

Hello, sir.

Hello.

[Ah-young clears throat]

If I remember correctly,

you once mentioned that being single was kind of a choice for you, didn't you?

Yes, that's right.

Why are you interested in divorce insurance then?

Oh, that. [chuckles]

I believe I could divorce myself one day.

-[groans] -[chuckles]

DIVORCE INSURANCE TASK FORCE INTERVIEW IN PROGRESS

[sighs] I'm not the only nutjob around here, I guess.

-[inhales sharply, groans] -[knocks on door]

Yes, come in.

[Han-deul] Hello, sir.

Close the door behind…

You?

Huh?

-[chuckles] -[chuckles]

Great outfit.

RESUME, KANG HAN-DEUL

[sighs]

[sighs]

You are an underwriter.

So not a dentist after all?

Of all the applicants today, you are the most recently divorced.

[gasps] So I get it now.

That's why you were throwing that mattress out.

Ah, of course. I completely get it, you know.

I've done that three times, divorce.

Wait, is that really necessary for me to know?

I'm just helping you relax. Divorce is quite a sensitive issue.

[chuckles]

Yeah.

Well, obviously insurance is a sensitive matter.

Even covering the same risks,

insurance policies must adapt to different countries.

Pet insurance thrives in Europe,

but despite ten million pet owners, it hasn't taken off here.

Our insurance terms are as complex as legal codes

and as unpredictable as the economy.

What do you think the chances of success are

for divorce insurance?

Well, you're the underwriter. What number would you put on it?

Just as likely as bumping into an albino raccoon.

-[squeaks] -[chuckles]

I'd say the odds are about one-in-half-a-million.

So you'll need a solid underwriter like me on board.

[scoffs] Hmm.

[sighs]

[sighs]

[inhales deeply]

[exhales deeply]

Welcome to the team.

I don't know if you've heard,

but I'm quite the smiley weirdo.

-A what? -All right then. Goodbye for now.

Ah.

[stammering] Wait! Hey! Careful! I'd be careful there.

Oh. [sighs]

[grunts]

-Hmm. -[chuckles]

[breathing heavily, chuckles]

-[Dae-bok] Ki-jun! -[mutters]

Ki-jun, Ki-jun… [stammers]

Excuse me.

Hey, Ki-jun.

[sighs]

-Something big has happened. -Whoa, what's wrong? What is it?

The quantitative analyst stationed

-at the Singapore branch… -Yeah, what about 'em?

Well, I've heard they're joining our project

as the new Senior Managing Director.

[sighs] I mean, why would a quantitative analyst based in Singapore

come here instead of Wall Street?

That's what I'm saying!

Seems like the CEO's daughter is getting divorced soon.

-What? -That's why he's rushing.

She might call it quits any day now if not sooner.

[groans]

You're kidding.

You can make it work this time, right?

Actually, there's no room for failure.

I mean, our heads are on the line here. The stakes are huge!

[sighs]

We'll make it work.

[both exhale sharply]

[Verdi's Requiem "Dies irae" playing]

DIVORCE INSURANCE TASK FORCE

USE DATA TO MAKE SMART CHOICES

[machine beeping]

[exclaims] Well, look at you guys. Like best friends after one workshop.

One big happy family. [laughing]

We're a team of five now. Yeah! [laughs]

No, no, that's incorrect.

It's six if we include the Senior Managing Director.

Yeah! I can't believe we're a team of six.

[exclaiming, laughing]

Everyone, we should go to a studio and take a group photo and hang it up.

[laughing]

-Oh, Ms. Kang. -Who? Me?

You must be nervous, this being your first project here.

But don't you worry.

We will always have your back. Yeah?

-[laughing] -[Ki-jun] Mm-hmm.

Mr. Na, Ms. Kang isn't a amateur, you know?

And she happens to be a smiley weirdo.

[chuckles]

-[Ah-young gasps] -Mm-hmm.

You didn't know? Everyone in the company knows by now.

What's a smiley weirdo?

It's actually just like a weirdo with no filter.

-[elevator bell dings] -[laughing]

Oh.

Easy. That's what you get for being slow.

But is that something to be proud of?

-[chuckles] -[Han-deul] Mmm.

Well, okay then. Anyway, I just wanna say, let's make this work, everyone.

-[all] Yes, sir. -Yeah.

[blows]

I don't know why I'm getting the heebie-jeebies already.

Any updates on the quant from Singapore?

The Managing Director? Oh, she's arriving today.

She wanted to join from day one so she flew in this weekend.

-Business class, I hear. -Oh.

By quant, you mean investment analyst

who tend to always base everything on computer-generated metrics

for their decision-making, yes?

I'm just making sure that I'm right, you know?

Well, you're well-informed.

Though insurance policy development usually doesn't need quants, right?

[engine revving]

[tires screech]

[sighs] I'll say.

Insurance policies will be written by computers any day now.

People are gonna start marrying bots at this rate.

Divorce them too.

Is there something off about this elevator?

-[Ki-jun] Hmm? -It's taking ages to reach 12th floor?

-[elevator slams] -[all screaming]

-Stick to the wall! The wall! -[Jeon-man shouts]

-Don't move, don't move, I said! -Stick to the wall!

Somebody help! Help us!

-[Jeon-man] Be quiet! Please calm down! -[farts]

-[Dae-bok panting] -[Ki-jun gagging]

[Jeon-man grunts]

I just… [retches]

Oh, God. What the hell is that?

-[exclaims, retches] -[exclaims]

-[Jeon-man retching] For God's sake. -[Ki-jun] Oh, my God.

Did you fart, old man, just now?

Hey, even if he did, that's no way to talk to your team leader, you rude bastard!

Guys, I'm sorry. I truly mean it.

I have indigestion issues when I get nervous.

-I'm truly sorry. -[stammering]

-[elevator bell dings] -[Ah-young retches]

-[screams] It's the elevator ghost! -[gasps]

[whimpering]

[exhales]

-My heart hurts. -The elevator stopped,

so how did that happen?

How is that…

[stammers]

Wait, the first floor?

-No one pressed the button? The button? -[stammers]

You were standing right in front of it. So why didn't you press it? Why? Why?

-I thought someone pressed it. -[grunting]

[all panting]

Let's prepare a list to forecast our earnings based on ROE.

Mmm, please use the quanty tool for the data.

I want the standardized scores to be filed separately for easier viewing.

When it comes to factors, as always, the more, the merrier.

The more factors there are, the more strategies we can come up with.

[stammering] Who are you?

Right.

Jeon Na-rae.

Jeon Na-rae?

[stammering] You mean you're the new Senior Managing Director?

-[Ah-young, Han-deul gasp] -[gasps] Pleasure to meet you, ma'am.

[Ah-young] Ma'am.

Do you… Do you two know each other?

I'm Mr. Noh's ex-wife.

No way.

[chuckles]

[smacks lips] That's incorrect.

She's not my ex-wife.

She's my ex-ex-ex wife.

[Ah-young coughing]

-[whispering] Business class. -Ah.

[romantic music playing]

TASK FORCE NOH KI-JUN

ACTUARY, DIVORCED THREE TIMES PLUS GENERAL INSURANCE

TASK FORCE KANG HAN-DEUL

UNDERWRITER, DIVORCED FOR 1 MONTH PLUS GENERAL INSURANCE

TASK FORCE AN JEON-MAN

RISK SURVEYOR, DIVORCED PLUS GENERAL INSURANCE

TASK FORCE JOH AH-YOUNG

LOSS ADJUSTER, AGAINST MARRIAGE PLUS GENERAL INSURANCE

TASK FORCE JEON NA-RAE

QUANT, NOH KI-JUN'S FIRST EX-WIFE PLUS GENERAL INSURANCE

TASK FORCE NA DAE-BOK

TEAM LEADER, BASICALLY DIVORCED PLUS GENERAL INSURANCE

SPECIAL THANKS TO PARK YOUNG-KYU FOR HIS GUEST APPEARANCE

First, I'm thinking of creating a big data divorce prediction model.

[Han-deul] But shouldn't our first step be convincing people

that divorce is a significant event that truly warrants risk coverage?

[Dae-bok] Am I the only one who's picking up some vibes?

[Na-rae] If I could,

I'd re-knit my life over and I wouldn't lose Ki-jun a second time then.

[Han-deul] Do you think our proposal will be approved?

It received conditional approval.

[Ki-jun] Those are the conditions? Is that what we're aiming for?

[Han-deul] You'd have to be a top insurance agent to do that, wouldn't you?

[Dae-bok] What now? Can we pull this off?

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