Original subtitles

I'd grown bored with his penis

swirling around inside me

Then, I met him

What brought us together was...

something that can happen to anyone

Kim Seo-hyung, Kim Sung-soo

Directed by Bong Man-dae

The Sweet Sex and Love

It's like spiced fried chicken without bones

You like it?

Is this how you pick up girls?

Do I deliberately bump into a girl spill coffee on her...

Pretend I'm cleaning up then become sorry

so asked her out to dinner

at a Chinese restaurant to make up for it?

I don't

Does one's head drop to the side

when one dies?

What?

That's what happens in films

One's neck turns 360 degrees when dying

Nah, not in reality

That's no fun

Fun? How could it be?

You think dying is fun?

I haven't seen anyone die yet

I'm new on the job

You've got dreamy eyes

What's that?

No, nothing

No... not all the way in

Talking to a new penis

Hi, this is Seo Dong-ki Would you like to go out?

Dong-ki here, wanna go out?

Let's go out on a date

Hello?

Hello?

Hi, this is Seo Dong-ki

Who?

Seo Dong-ki We met the other day

Oh, okay What do you want?

Calling to see if the number is right

It is

Do you have time?

Why do you ask?

Can I see you?

I'm kind of busy

For just a little bit

What for?

What for?

- Who is it? - Someone I know

Hello?

Hello?

- I'm sorry - Hello?

It's okay

Yeah?

Hello?

How about Sunday night?

I don't know

I love you

That's all I have to say

I love you

Some say it without meaning it But I do love you

Goodbye has already been said

And you're long gone

I know it's no use regretting

But I'd do anything to have you back in my arms

You like him or not?

What do you think? I just met him

I don't hate him, so I guess I do

Nice garter belt

It's very expensive

Are you okay?

Please, not too rough

Keep him in

Why'd you come inside?

I thought you wanted me to

Now you have to marry me

Can't take a joke?

Don't you have a boyfriend?

How about you?

I don't

I've got lots of them

- How many? - Pick any number you like

I see

What if I don't?

I dumped him

I really like you

What do you think of me?

I don't dislike you

Wanna go steady?

You ask me that after we fucked?

You're seeing someone new aren't you?

- How's he? - I'll tell you later

What does he do?

Mind your own business See you tomorrow

Take his picture with your cell

and show me later!

I'm so jealous

Jesus Christ! What are you doing here?

No, stop it Let's get out of here

- See you later - Bye

I'm already missing you

Your penis is so cute and nice to my pussy

- Boy, this is heavy - Cause it's full of books

Thanks

- Last box? - Yeah

- This is better, huh? - Yeah

- You smell good - I'm all sweaty

I know

Hold your horses Let me hit the shower first

No, it's okay

- I wanna eat him - Wait, wait

Hey!

- Stop it - Come on

Did it hurt?

That's a different hole

You're so unromantic

It's just...

What are you doing?

What?

- Wait - No, you wait

What were you gonna do?

I bet you know

Wait

Not too hard

It hurts

You're heavy

What are you doing?

I'm touching what's mine

Stop it

Come on

Feels good?

Stop!

- What? - Just a sec

- Come here - Why?

Come here

I want nothing else in my pussy

Here I come

- You like it? - Yeah

- I'm seeing things - I've no strength left in my legs

Me neither

What are you doing?

I'll massage you to heaven You'll love it

It's easy!

Stop!

- Slow down - Hey, come on... Are you scared?

- This is so much fun! - Let's head back

I'm flying!

- How's it? Good? - Very sweet

Looks like a chocolate bar

Hey, the color isn't right

Oh, here!

Use this

The color doesn't matter

No?

I'd never seen a penis in the daylight

So cute!

Wait a minute!

Tell me

She's lovely

So is yours

Come on, stop looking

Stop looking

Aren't you hungry?

Not really

Why don't we eat out?

Nah, I'll fix you something

That sounds okay, too

On the second thought let's eat out

Where are the band aids?

Do you like raw fish?

Who doesn't?

I absolutely love it

So cold

That's a Flatfish, right?

Not every thin one is a Flatfish

You could've been nice about it

Look, it looks like one

But it's not

Shin-ah!

Hey, Ki-hyun!

What's going on?

We had lunch here He's...

Oh, he's a friend of mine

Hi, I'm Gil Ki-hyun

Seo Dong-ki

You have to keep pace

- I'm trying - Left, left, left...

Look ahead

- Coins? - In the left pocket

Stoop down a bit

This isn't easy

- Let's get cider - Cider it is

- Get it out - Bend over

- Sit down - Pardon me, over here

Did it hurt?

Get up now

So cold

I can't see it

So cold

Jesus!

- Sorry - Can't even do it right?

- Let me do it - No, I will

- Stop, now - I'll take it

Stop right now

Put it in your mouth

Slowly, slowly... See? It's easy

- Don't - It's your hand

- Stop it - It's your hand doing it

Take it out

What if someone sees us?

Nobody's here

Wait

Spread your legs

Can't you hold it?

Spread them

- There's someone out there - He's gone

Please, don't

Hey, wait up

- What's the matter? - You don't know?

- I'm sorry, okay? - Sorry for what?

Beats me

But you're obviously upset

Forget about it

What are you so ashamed of?

-This is a public place - I said I was sorry, didn't I?

Apologize with a penis and forgiven with an orgasm

Sir? Sir?

Sir!

I'm going home

Bye

Hello?

No, he won't make it tonight

That won't be necessary

It's okay

The funeral is for 3 days

Well, he lived long enough

Hello? Hello?

Hello?

Yeah, I'm in the elevator

You call yourself a son?!

You fucking lunatic!

Stop it, guys Come on, get off of him

Good morning

- Anything happene last night? - Nothing

You drove drunk, didn't you?

I could've picked you up

Aren't they cute? I made them yesterday

Jesus, frozen like a rock I made two pairs for us

No way I'm wearing these

You're unbelievable

What?

I'm unbelievable?

My patient died last night

Do you know how I feel?

Why didn't you tell me?

When did I have time? I just got up!

You could've called me!

How am I supposed to know

if you keep it to yourself?

You made me feel horrible!

I'm sorry, okay?

So let's just drop it

Wanna do it?

It hurts

Spread them a bit

- Feels good? - Yeah

I'm coming

Yeah

Come inside me

I'm Ok!

I'm sorry

So am I

Do it again

It feels weird

Hold on

Get me some too

Move over

Come on, move

Jesus, you dripped a lot

Don't throw them anywhere

His fingers inside my ass

How could you do that? You're such a pig

You know how he is

Still!

You just got married

Fucking the same person for the rest of my life?

I wouldn't be happy, either

Yeah, that's what I'm saying

But one at a time A threesome is just too much

You still keep this?

Yeah

I'm a sex machine

and hung like a horse

And I moan like seals

- Seals - Seals

- You've changed - No, I haven't

I haven't gained any weight

Not your body

Look at me

See, you've changed

Food goes bad, not me

It itches

Let me take it off

- It hurt a lot then, huh? - I was all bruised up

Let me

- What? - Slow down

- Like I can control myself? - Why not?

It isn't all about you

Okay, I'll try

Give me head

- Just do it - I'm kind of tired

- If you're tired, let's not - But I want to

You wanna stop?

No

Spread them

My knees hurt

That's the wrong hole

Let's try it

- No way - It's okay Come on

- No way - It's okay Come on

Isn't it too dry?

Just a sec

Come on

Feels weird

- It really does - Give me your ass

Spread your legs

Relax

- It hurts! - I'm almost there

Okay, I'll stop

A selfish ejaculation, the fishy taste of sperm in the mouth

I'm going to Seoul

Wanna come along?

Can't you get it outside?

No, it won't take long

- You want some of mine? - No, I'm full

You eat way too fast

I know

Come on, we have to go

Let's go

- Sorry - We're behind schedule

Sorry!

They liked this design at first

but nobody wants it anymore

Same for the other designs

Excuse me

Where are you?

Not much longer We're almost...

I won't be much longer

I might go to a sauna

And we're leaving tonight

I thought we'd spend the night

You did, I didn't

I have to go early in the morning

Whatever See you later

Call me when you're done

Where are you going?

Nowhere

Stop it

It's so upsetting

No man has ever treated me like he does

It feels like I'm begging for it

and when it does I hate myself

Cause you're too proud

Does he cheat on you?

No

What's the problem then?

If he doesn't cheat on me nothing's wrong?

I like your hair band

- This? - Yeah

It's dirt-cheap You're the first to say that

Turn the boiler on

Wedding Invitation Gil Ki-hyun

If you love her, marry her

I don't know

It's the attachment that keeps a couple together

I don't think I can change

as she wants me to

So complicated, isn't it?

Tell me

Do you love me?

Yeah

You look great

It's the make-up, you know

How's the wedding preparation going?

It's okay

So many things to consider, though

Slow down

You'll get drunk

That's the whole point

Drink to get drunk, right?

Any problems with him?

Who?

The guy you're seeing

The guy I'm seeing?

I'm not seeing anyone

When his penis changes he changes, too

It's been three months since I moved out

Meanwhile, I sold my shop

and started a new business

I also had a few blind dates

That my friend set up for me

But none won my heart

Shit, is that it?

Shin-ah give me a few coins

- 300 Won, alright? - Yeah!

Sometime he occupies my mind

but I won't call him

I don't think I can love him more than I did

Hello?

Hello?

I can no longer endure moments

when he looks bored with me

Right

Okay

Okay

Looking back I was so mean to you

It's okay So was I

After you left

I waited for you

Why? You shouldn't have

I thought you might come back

I missed you a lot

- Let's start all over - No

We'd better not

Remember this feeling

I wanna have you

We're too much alike

Then...

Goodbye

I love you

with all my heart