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There was... [stammers] ...this gray hall,
but then... [stammers]
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...everything was, like, so white.
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We're making progress.
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It's not just waking up on a table.
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It's human interaction.
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This didn't feel human,
this felt like a nightmare.
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I mean, why is she
rattling off a bunch of facts?
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[stammers] What are they doing to her?
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All I know is she's essential.
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She didn't even recognize me.
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The Gemma you know is still in there.
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And when you get her out, it will be
the two of you out here together.
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[slurps, sighs]
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Bargaining.
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You know what that is?
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What do you mean?
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Well, it's one of the stages.
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You think about all the things you'd do,
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and all the ways you'd change
to get that person back.
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You'd drink less. You'd listen more.
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It's dumb, but you do it anyway.
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[Reghabi] It's normal.
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Yeah.
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But for me, it might actually happen.
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[Dylan] It was a sketch
of a black hallway,
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with a black elevator that only goes down.
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So there's a floor beneath us.
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That must be where they're keeping her.
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There were directions on the back.
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Well, let's see it.
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I left it there, behind the poster.
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Why didn't you just take it?
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I just didn't, okay?
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I don't wanna get in trouble right now.
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Okay. Well, I don't give a shit
about that, so I'll go get it.
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You said it's behind the poster
of you actually being brave?
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Okay, yeah. Fuck you.
You don't know everything.
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Then tell us.
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It's okay.
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[sighs]
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Okay. Well, I still have a hall pass,
so I can go to the break room now,
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- and then we can start after lunch.
- Yeah. Maybe.
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Maybe?
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Did everyone sever their balls
in the elevator this morning?
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I'm starving.
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[sighs]
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[birds chirping]
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[Helly] Mark?
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Are you okay?
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[knocking]
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[Miss Huang] Sir?
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Have a seat.
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I had my performance review yesterday.
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How did it go?
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Many valid concerns were raised,
which I look forward to addressing.
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I'm glad for you.
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I feel I should remind you,
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you cannot graduate from this fellowship
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until I have deemed you
Wintertide material.
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This will mean using your time well,
focusing on your own duties,
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and eradicating
from your essence childish folly.
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I understand, sir.
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I shall be busy for the rest of the day.
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I trust you can steward
the floor in my stead?
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- Of course.
- Good.
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You may sit at your regular desk.
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Thank you, Mr. Milchick.
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[door opens, closes]
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- [Helly] He threatened you?
- [Mark] As I was leaving.
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In the elevator.
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They're trying to intimidate us.
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- Divide us.
- And also...
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It's so that we won't work together,
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because they know what will happen
if we do. I'm gonna go get that map.
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Helly, we shared vessels.
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What's that?
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Well, we...
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we had, uh, sex.
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Okay.
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Y-You and... [chuckles] Like...
Like, in a Wellness session?
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No. Not... [stammers] ...Ms. Casey.
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It was, uh, at the retreat.
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[stammers] In your tent.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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Oh.
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You mean...
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I mean, obviously, you know,
I thought it was you.
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Uh, 'cause, you know,
I've been having those feelings since,
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like, before the OTC.
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So when she... [stammers]
I just... I... I had no idea, okay?
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- Uh-huh.
- I'm... I'm sorry, Helly.
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I, uh... She tricked me.
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I mean, I... [stammers]
...you know, wanted to, but she...
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she tricked b-both of us.
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It's probably another tactic.
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Something to drive a wedge between us.
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- Like...
- Helly...
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I'm gonna go for a walk.
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[Mark] Helly, I'm sorry.
I thought it was you.
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[Helly] But it wasn't me.
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Yeah, I'm just gonna go walk around.
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[door closes]
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[Dylan] First date, let me guess.
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- Scuba.
- [Gretchen] Thai food.
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[Dylan] Nice.
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[Gretchen] Though you did take
scuba lessons last year.
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[Dylan] Yeah? Which sea?
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[Gretchen] It... It was in a pool.
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[Dylan] Okay. Cool.
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- [Gretchen] It was a little expensive.
- [Dylan] Oh.
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You've had a lot of phases.
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Scuba diving, woodworking.
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Wow. So, my outie's really diverse.
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Garage beer-making.
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[chuckles]
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Maybe I'm trying to find something
I excel in up there, like I do down here.
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I sometimes wonder
if you're just not happy.
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I'm sure it's not that.
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'Cause, like, you know... I mean,
here, with you, I'm super happy.
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I just, like, wanna hear
about all my offspring
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and stare at your face.
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- Sorry. That was weird.
- [inhales sharply] No.
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It was really sweet.
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I like it.
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I like this.
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I wish we could really be together.
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Like, all the time.
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I mean, we are.
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Aren't we?
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You and him are.
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But I'm not.
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[sighs]
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Is it okay if we try the hug again?
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I kind of like the hugging.
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[Dylan chuckles]
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[Gretchen chuckles]
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[Dylan breathes heavily]
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[chuckles]
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Oh, hey. I was coming to find you.
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Same.
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Look, I am so sorry.
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I can't even imagine
what it must be like to...
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You thought it was me.
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Hundred percent.
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Which means you wanted to.
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With me.
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Yeah.
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What sucks is that she got
to have that, and I didn't.
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That she used me to trick my friends.
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Used my body to get close to you.
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That she dresses me in
the morning like I'm a baby.
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That she controls me,
and this company, and all of us.
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It's disgusting.
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[breathing shakily]
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Hey, do you... do you want me to,
like, describe... [stammers] ...what happened?
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Like, I feel like you
have every right to know.
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No, no, no. I don't want her memory.
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Okay.
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I want my own.
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[stammers] Would you like that?
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Yeah, I'd like that.
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But how?
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Ta-da. A tent.
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[Mark chuckles]
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I'm nervous.
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Me too.
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- You too.
- It's okay.
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- Okay.
- [chuckles]
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[both chuckle]
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[Mark chuckles]
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[kisses]
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[kissing]
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[Helly breathes heavily]
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[kisses]
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[Helly moans]
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[Mark] Oh, wait.
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[kisses]
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Yes?
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Yes.
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[breathes deeply]
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[moans]
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[breathing shakily]
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[exhales sharply]
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[breathing deeply]
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You must eradicate from
your essence childish folly.
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You must eradicate from
yourself childish folly.
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You must abandon childish things.
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You must grow up.
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You must grow up.
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Grow up.
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Grow up.
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Grow up.
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Grow.
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Grow.
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Grow.
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Grow.
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Grow.
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Was it different with me?
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[kisses]
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Oh, no, you're bleeding.
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No, you are.
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You have two minutes left.
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Humidity on the severed floor
is maintained at a consistent 45%.
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It must be something else.
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[Mark clicks tongue] Oh. Oh.
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Did you punch him?
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[stammers] Uh, I mean, not today.
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What were you doing
when the nosebleed occurred?
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We were refining s... something.
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Do you have a deviated septum?
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Well, I don't know what that is.
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Would you like me to put
petroleum jelly in your nostrils?
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[sighs] Uh, no, thanks.
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Any other symptoms?
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Any auras or hallucinations?
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No. I think it stopped. I feel better.
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I'm going to take your blood pressure.
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[Reghabi] Where are you?
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I'm at Lumon.
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- What?
- What?
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- Fuck. I was just...
- [Miss Huang] Mark?
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Wha...
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Were you just at Lumon?
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What time is it?
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Are you at Lumon
or in your basement with me?
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I... I... I don't know.
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Do you remember a hallway?
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A black hallway?
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I remember, uh...
[stammers] I remember... Okay.
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I remember a desk.
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[stammers] I remember a desk.
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I remember... I remember... I remember... Shit.
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[coughing, breathing heavily]
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That was another crossover memory.
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A recent one. That's good.
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You'll feel gaps in time
until it all comes back together.
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Well, when the fuck is that gonna happen?
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We need to enhance. Speed up the process.
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Is that safe?
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There's a slight chance of hemorrhage.
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Okay. So, me bleeding to death.
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[Reghabi] Not necessarily.
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We'll flood the chip itself.
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[Mark] Flood the chip?
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- [Reghabi] Through the hole in your head.
- Jesus Christ.
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- [Reghabi] That you've already got.
- Okay...
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You know what?
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Get the fuck off me.
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- I am not doing this, okay?
- We're close. It's happening.
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- Get this shit off right now! Please.
- We need to push!
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Get it off...
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- [groans]
- [sighs] God. I'm fu... I'm starving.
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That's also from reintegration.
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Okay, you know what?
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I'm gonna go eat.
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Fuck.
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[door bell chimes]
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[Irving] Hello.
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Who the hell are you?
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- [chuckles] It's a joke.
- Oh.
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- Come on in. Hey.
- Oh. Okay.
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- What the heck?
- [Irving stammers]
263
00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:13,763
Fields is tending the ham.
264
00:25:13,764 --> 00:25:15,765
I hope you like a cumin glaze.
265
00:25:15,766 --> 00:25:18,184
Oh. Ye... Yes, of course.
266
00:25:18,185 --> 00:25:20,144
- Do you not?
- No, I do.
267
00:25:20,145 --> 00:25:21,312
[Fields] Attila.
268
00:25:21,313 --> 00:25:22,855
Yes, Attila?
269
00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:24,899
[Fields] Did you just ask about the glaze?
270
00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:26,902
- [Burt] I did.
- [Fields] Well, don't.
271
00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:28,820
I've already put it on.
272
00:25:29,530 --> 00:25:32,281
I was gonna say w... we also have corn.
273
00:25:32,282 --> 00:25:34,325
Oh, yes.
274
00:25:34,326 --> 00:25:38,872
We could feed him
a pile of loose corn. [chuckles]
275
00:25:39,831 --> 00:25:40,915
Oh.
276
00:25:40,916 --> 00:25:45,420
What your innie ever saw
in this Philistine
277
00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:48,090
is beyond me.
278
00:25:49,633 --> 00:25:51,676
Fields, I presume.
279
00:25:51,677 --> 00:25:52,802
Yes.
280
00:25:52,803 --> 00:25:54,179
- Irving.
- Irving.
281
00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:55,721
Yes.
282
00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:57,598
Welcome back to our home.
283
00:25:57,599 --> 00:26:01,519
Yes. I'm sorry about the last time.
284
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:05,148
I'm sure that felt quite invasive.
285
00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:07,484
Nonsense.
286
00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:09,945
What's mine's yours.
287
00:26:11,530 --> 00:26:13,866
And you've brought wine.
288
00:26:17,286 --> 00:26:22,248
Irving, no one's ever thrown blood
on you on your way into work?
289
00:26:22,249 --> 00:26:25,168
- No.
- It wasn't blood. It was paint.
290
00:26:25,169 --> 00:26:26,752
[Burt] Meant to evoke blood.
291
00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:27,879
Not what you said.
292
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:32,049
The Whole Mind people
are off the deep end, is my point.
293
00:26:32,050 --> 00:26:35,220
And, Burt, how di... how did
you come to be at the company?
294
00:26:36,263 --> 00:26:38,432
- [Burt] Me?
- [Irving] Yes, I'm very curious.
295
00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:43,979
Well, as a matter of fact,
I was guided to Lumon's door by Jesus.
296
00:26:45,856 --> 00:26:46,857
Oh.
297
00:26:47,858 --> 00:26:50,444
Jesus Christ?
298
00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:52,905
That's the one. [laughs]
299
00:26:54,948 --> 00:26:58,159
You should just leave it at that, and
let him wonder what the hell you meant.
300
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:01,955
No, we'd been attending
the Lutheran church for some years.
301
00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:06,918
And I should mention that I'd been
what you might call a scoundrel...
302
00:27:06,919 --> 00:27:08,669
- [Fields chuckles]
- ...in my younger days.
303
00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:11,214
To put it mildly. [chuckles]
304
00:27:11,215 --> 00:27:14,926
So, one Sunday at breakfast,
Fields asked me point blank,
305
00:27:14,927 --> 00:27:16,720
do I think I'm going to heaven?
306
00:27:17,429 --> 00:27:20,599
Hmm. As one asks at breakfast.
307
00:27:21,225 --> 00:27:27,396
I pretend to think about it,
but I know the answer is no.
308
00:27:27,397 --> 00:27:32,528
To which I replied, "What am I supposed to
do up there for eternity all by myself?"
309
00:27:33,362 --> 00:27:36,489
- I see.
- So we hop on the train to church,
310
00:27:36,490 --> 00:27:40,034
and it so happens the sermon that day
is about severance...
311
00:27:40,035 --> 00:27:43,079
- [Fields] Uh. Yeah.
- ...which was still very new at the time.
312
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,664
And the pastor says...
313
00:27:44,665 --> 00:27:48,210
As if he'd been listening
to our conversation,
314
00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:53,840
he said the church's stance
is that innies are, you know,
315
00:27:53,841 --> 00:27:59,137
complete individuals, with souls...
316
00:28:01,139 --> 00:28:05,227
that can be judged
separately from their outie.
317
00:28:07,771 --> 00:28:11,148
So, an innie can go to heaven.
318
00:28:11,149 --> 00:28:13,235
Whilst the outie burns.
319
00:28:16,446 --> 00:28:18,240
[Fields] We're not zealots, I swear.
320
00:28:18,991 --> 00:28:22,451
But we... we figured that if it were true,
321
00:28:22,452 --> 00:28:26,748
it may be a way for part of Burt to...
322
00:28:28,959 --> 00:28:30,085
Oh, you know...
323
00:28:34,923 --> 00:28:35,966
Wow.
324
00:28:38,135 --> 00:28:41,263
- He's looking for the exit. [chuckles]
- No, it's... it's just, uh...
325
00:28:42,639 --> 00:28:48,144
So, the hope was for Burt's
innie to go to heaven.
326
00:28:48,145 --> 00:28:51,565
Yes. With me.
327
00:28:56,236 --> 00:28:57,237
[Irving] Hmm.
328
00:29:32,481 --> 00:29:33,774
[Merrick babbles]
329
00:29:35,025 --> 00:29:36,901
[Dylan] Gretch, it's the end of the month.
330
00:29:36,902 --> 00:29:40,321
Those salesmen are just dying to hit
their numbers and get cars off the lot.
331
00:29:40,322 --> 00:29:42,449
They'll basically be giving me money.
332
00:29:45,869 --> 00:29:46,869
[Gretchen] Mmm.
333
00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:49,121
[sighs] Okay. Fine.
334
00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:50,957
Just test drive only.
335
00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:53,084
I won't commit to anything.
336
00:29:53,085 --> 00:29:58,131
- [babbling] No. No.
- Thank you.
337
00:29:58,924 --> 00:30:01,676
You didn't tell me how'd it go.
You went back to Lumon, right?
338
00:30:01,677 --> 00:30:02,886
[Merrick babbling]
339
00:30:03,804 --> 00:30:06,597
- Oh. [sighs] Um...
- [Merrick] No.
340
00:30:06,598 --> 00:30:08,767
- [babbles]
- That good?
341
00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:12,813
They canceled it.
342
00:30:13,647 --> 00:30:15,566
I didn't see him... you.
343
00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:18,150
- Happy plate. Happy plate.
- Happy plate.
344
00:30:18,151 --> 00:30:19,485
Go play with your sister.
345
00:30:19,486 --> 00:30:21,153
- [clears throat]
- Canceled it? What happened?
346
00:30:21,154 --> 00:30:22,238
[Merrick moans]
347
00:30:22,239 --> 00:30:25,993
[clicks tongue] They didn't say.
Guess you got too busy.
348
00:30:28,787 --> 00:30:33,000
- Hey. Buddy. Try it. No. Okay.
- Oh. Mm-mmm. No.
349
00:31:02,112 --> 00:31:03,113
Thank you.
350
00:31:44,446 --> 00:31:48,033
Mark Scout.
351
00:31:49,826 --> 00:31:52,870
Thought that was you.
I'm Helena Eagan. I work at Lumon.
352
00:31:52,871 --> 00:31:55,415
Yeah. No, I... I... I... I know who you are.
353
00:31:59,044 --> 00:32:00,504
Well, it's nice to officially meet you.
354
00:32:09,179 --> 00:32:10,305
Have you had enough to eat?
355
00:32:12,140 --> 00:32:14,601
Uh, yeah, quite possibly.
356
00:32:16,186 --> 00:32:18,229
I hope they're feeding you at work.
357
00:32:18,230 --> 00:32:19,314
May I?
358
00:32:21,650 --> 00:32:22,651
Please.
359
00:32:27,698 --> 00:32:30,032
[chuckles] It's really great
to run into you.
360
00:32:30,033 --> 00:32:32,535
I've heard nothing but good things
about your work, by the way.
361
00:32:32,536 --> 00:32:35,622
Thank you. I've heard nothing at all
about my work, so...
362
00:32:36,748 --> 00:32:39,000
- Severance humor. That's so clever.
- Hmm.
363
00:32:39,001 --> 00:32:40,252
And so easy.
364
00:32:43,297 --> 00:32:49,136
Look, I'm sorry for the systemic error
from the other night.
365
00:32:49,803 --> 00:32:51,095
The systemic error?
366
00:32:51,096 --> 00:32:54,266
You mean the... the overtime thing?
367
00:32:55,184 --> 00:32:58,687
- Yes. The OTC. [clears throat]
- Oh.
368
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,901
It never should have happened,
and it... and it never will again.
369
00:33:04,484 --> 00:33:10,489
We take pride as a company to be better
than that, and we will be better.
370
00:33:10,490 --> 00:33:13,243
- Well, that's nice to hear. Thanks.
- Of course.
371
00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:20,584
So, you know all about it then.
372
00:33:21,084 --> 00:33:22,961
Yes, I know all about it.
373
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,174
I'm, like, the head of the company, Mark.
374
00:33:29,510 --> 00:33:32,970
Right. [stammers] Dumb. Sorry.
375
00:33:32,971 --> 00:33:34,138
Yeah, you should be sorry.
376
00:33:34,139 --> 00:33:36,390
- Really? Okay.
- I'm kidding.
377
00:33:36,391 --> 00:33:38,226
You're clearly not dumb.
378
00:33:38,227 --> 00:33:39,936
I don't know. You...
379
00:33:39,937 --> 00:33:42,813
You're the one who invented
a revolutionary medical procedure.
380
00:33:42,814 --> 00:33:44,732
Hey, now, that was... that was not me.
381
00:33:44,733 --> 00:33:45,816
That was my father.
382
00:33:45,817 --> 00:33:46,902
Uh-huh.
383
00:33:48,904 --> 00:33:50,239
You should meet him sometime.
384
00:33:51,990 --> 00:33:53,074
Your father?
385
00:33:53,075 --> 00:33:54,158
Sure. Why not?
386
00:33:54,159 --> 00:33:56,245
You wanna take me home to Dad already?
387
00:33:57,079 --> 00:33:58,579
Yeah, I think it's finally time.
388
00:33:58,580 --> 00:34:00,624
Okay. Sure. Let's do it.
389
00:34:02,209 --> 00:34:03,293
You'd be the first.
390
00:34:03,877 --> 00:34:07,422
- Oh. So, no pressure.
- Yeah. None whatsoever.
391
00:34:11,092 --> 00:34:12,719
[both chuckle]
392
00:34:13,387 --> 00:34:16,430
But seriously, I'd love to hear
about your experiences sometime.
393
00:34:16,431 --> 00:34:18,016
Okay. Yeah.
394
00:34:19,476 --> 00:34:20,475
About severance?
395
00:34:20,476 --> 00:34:24,730
I... I meant the overtime con...
I meant the other night.
396
00:34:24,731 --> 00:34:25,815
[clears throat]
397
00:34:26,525 --> 00:34:30,528
I mean, I can't imagine how confusing
that must have been.
398
00:34:30,529 --> 00:34:31,989
Traumatic, even.
399
00:34:33,949 --> 00:34:38,495
And I know you've already been through
so much with losing your wife and all.
400
00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:41,748
Hanna.
401
00:34:46,295 --> 00:34:47,295
Gemma.
402
00:34:49,005 --> 00:34:52,092
Right. Gemma. Sorry.
403
00:34:54,428 --> 00:34:56,346
It was a car accident, right?
404
00:34:57,890 --> 00:34:58,891
That's right.
405
00:35:00,893 --> 00:35:02,394
Yeah, such a shame.
406
00:35:04,730 --> 00:35:05,981
She was so young.
407
00:35:11,528 --> 00:35:12,529
Thank you.
408
00:35:19,578 --> 00:35:22,955
[coughing]
409
00:35:22,956 --> 00:35:24,541
Are you all right?
410
00:35:25,501 --> 00:35:27,835
I'm fine. I'm just about finished here.
411
00:35:27,836 --> 00:35:29,546
Okay. Right.
412
00:35:32,799 --> 00:35:35,469
Well, it was nice to meet you, Helena.
413
00:35:36,053 --> 00:35:38,055
Yeah. You too, Mark.
414
00:35:52,194 --> 00:35:53,278
What is it?
415
00:35:56,406 --> 00:35:57,407
Nothing.
416
00:36:00,786 --> 00:36:03,080
Good night.
417
00:36:22,641 --> 00:36:24,476
[engine starts]
418
00:37:16,445 --> 00:37:18,613
We used to call each other hon,
419
00:37:18,614 --> 00:37:22,617
then about ten years ago
that became Attila.
420
00:37:22,618 --> 00:37:25,661
- [laughs]
- Because... Do you know history?
421
00:37:25,662 --> 00:37:28,497
- Yeah. [chuckles]
- He knows history.
422
00:37:28,498 --> 00:37:30,500
[laughs]
423
00:37:30,501 --> 00:37:32,960
And it wasn't ten years ago. It was 20.
424
00:37:32,961 --> 00:37:35,713
- No. No.
- Yes. Yes!
425
00:37:35,714 --> 00:37:42,637
Because I remember we were having drinks
with your Lumon partner.
426
00:37:42,638 --> 00:37:44,223
Quite startled him.
427
00:37:48,352 --> 00:37:51,938
Didn't the first severed office
open 12 years ago?
428
00:37:51,939 --> 00:37:53,649
- [Burt] Yes, it did.
- Yeah.
429
00:37:54,233 --> 00:37:58,654
[clicks tongue] Maybe
that's enough of that, hmm?
430
00:38:05,035 --> 00:38:06,370
[Fields swallows]
431
00:38:09,122 --> 00:38:12,208
[Irving] Mmm.
[clicks tongue, inhales sharply]
432
00:38:12,209 --> 00:38:15,462
You know the... the corn is very special.
433
00:38:16,171 --> 00:38:18,256
Do you think you two
ever made love at work?
434
00:38:18,257 --> 00:38:20,050
Fields, Jesus.
435
00:38:21,009 --> 00:38:24,805
Can we not just be
pragmatic adults about this?
436
00:38:27,599 --> 00:38:33,856
There is a nonzero chance that
the two of you had unprotected sex.
437
00:38:35,774 --> 00:38:38,527
And so, I felt the right to ask.
438
00:38:42,531 --> 00:38:46,451
Are you done humiliating our guest?
439
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:50,872
[Fields] Sounds like I'm mad, but I'm not.
440
00:38:50,873 --> 00:38:52,749
Cards on the table.
441
00:38:53,876 --> 00:38:56,335
I've been talking to
Pastor Gale about this,
442
00:38:56,336 --> 00:39:03,010
and I... I believe that
innies deserve to experience love.
443
00:39:07,639 --> 00:39:08,891
I mean it.
444
00:39:11,977 --> 00:39:14,188
And I hope it was beautiful.
445
00:39:30,287 --> 00:39:31,622
[panting]
446
00:39:33,999 --> 00:39:35,291
Sorry for being a dick.
447
00:39:35,292 --> 00:39:36,459
Let's do it.
448
00:39:36,460 --> 00:39:38,545
[pants] Tonight.
449
00:39:45,177 --> 00:39:47,179
[Mark panting]
450
00:39:48,972 --> 00:39:50,974
[breathing heavily]
451
00:40:04,738 --> 00:40:05,739
[grunts]
452
00:40:18,585 --> 00:40:19,670
[exhales sharply]
453
00:40:41,233 --> 00:40:43,527
[strains, inhales deeply]
454
00:40:49,783 --> 00:40:51,743
[grunting, breathing heavily]
455
00:40:52,786 --> 00:40:53,996
[groans]
456
00:40:56,081 --> 00:40:58,876
[breathing heavily]
457
00:41:05,591 --> 00:41:07,050
[breathing heavily]
458
00:42:17,955 --> 00:42:20,958
[breathes heavily, sighs]
459
00:42:35,430 --> 00:42:37,432
[sighs] There.
460
00:42:40,060 --> 00:42:41,602
How long will it take?
461
00:42:41,603 --> 00:42:43,188
It'll be fast.
462
00:42:44,022 --> 00:42:45,731
Fast. How fast?
463
00:42:45,732 --> 00:42:47,234
[rumbling, whirring]
464
00:42:51,196 --> 00:42:52,531
[panting]
465
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:56,285
[rumbling continues]
466
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:58,620
[Helly] I'm nervous.
467
00:43:00,330 --> 00:43:01,456
Yes.
468
00:43:02,374 --> 00:43:03,709
[breathing heavily]
469
00:43:15,429 --> 00:43:17,138
[gasps] What the fuck?
470
00:43:17,139 --> 00:43:20,224
- Don't move like that.
- [groaning]
471
00:43:20,225 --> 00:43:22,269
- [breathing heavily]
- You have to keep your head still.
472
00:43:23,145 --> 00:43:24,437
[groans]
473
00:43:24,438 --> 00:43:25,689
- [knocking]
- [gasps]
474
00:43:27,441 --> 00:43:28,442
Ignore it.
475
00:43:29,234 --> 00:43:30,318
Tell me...
476
00:43:30,319 --> 00:43:32,070
- [groaning]
- [knocking continues]
477
00:43:33,113 --> 00:43:35,948
- [Devon] Mark?
- [groaning]
478
00:43:35,949 --> 00:43:37,783
My car's in the driveway.
She knows I'm here.
479
00:43:37,784 --> 00:43:39,286
No... [stammers]
480
00:43:40,454 --> 00:43:41,997
[sighs]
481
00:43:42,789 --> 00:43:44,123
[exhaling sharply]
482
00:43:44,124 --> 00:43:45,416
[knocking]
483
00:43:45,417 --> 00:43:46,584
- [Devon] Mark.
- Yeah?
484
00:43:46,585 --> 00:43:50,047
[breathing heavily]
485
00:43:50,839 --> 00:43:51,839
Hey.
486
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,133
Dude, I left you, like, five messages.
Are you better?
487
00:43:54,134 --> 00:43:56,010
No, I'm still sick.
488
00:43:56,011 --> 00:43:59,138
Well, you can't not pick up when
we're doing corporate espionage shit.
489
00:43:59,139 --> 00:44:00,681
The floodlight thing was a bust, right?
490
00:44:00,682 --> 00:44:03,142
Because I have had an idea
that is a little dumber.
491
00:44:03,143 --> 00:44:04,227
Okay, Devon...
492
00:44:04,228 --> 00:44:05,770
Do you remember
the rich lady from baby camp?
493
00:44:05,771 --> 00:44:07,606
The one I, like, kind of had a crush on?
494
00:44:08,106 --> 00:44:10,066
- I was thinking...
- Yeah. Look, uh,
495
00:44:10,067 --> 00:44:12,444
I'm already trying something else.
496
00:44:14,947 --> 00:44:16,532
Okay. What are you trying?
497
00:44:17,658 --> 00:44:20,660
Just don't worry about it.
498
00:44:20,661 --> 00:44:23,412
- What the fuck does that mean?
- I'm doing it myself.
499
00:44:23,413 --> 00:44:26,249
[stammers] F-Fuck that.
500
00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:28,000
Why are you trying to cut me out of this?
501
00:44:28,001 --> 00:44:30,462
[gasps] Shit.
502
00:44:31,755 --> 00:44:33,339
I'm really not, Devon.
503
00:44:33,340 --> 00:44:35,299
- You... You literally are. [chuckles]
- Okay, fine.
504
00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:38,177
I am, but I didn't ask for your help!
505
00:44:38,178 --> 00:44:39,470
Fuck you, officially.
506
00:44:39,471 --> 00:44:41,807
And what is that smell?
507
00:44:43,475 --> 00:44:44,476
[Devon] What smell?
508
00:44:59,324 --> 00:45:01,326
[breathes heavily]
509
00:45:05,497 --> 00:45:06,540
Oh, my God.
510
00:45:11,211 --> 00:45:13,087
- [grunts]
- Mark.
511
00:45:13,088 --> 00:45:14,255
[Reghabi] Don't touch him.
512
00:45:14,256 --> 00:45:15,841
[Devon] Who the fuck are you?
513
00:45:16,717 --> 00:45:17,717
Mark?
514
00:45:17,718 --> 00:45:19,218
[gasping]
515
00:45:19,219 --> 00:45:21,554
[Devon] It's okay.
It's okay, buddy. It's okay.
516
00:45:21,555 --> 00:45:22,848
It's okay.
517
00:45:29,438 --> 00:45:31,814
Thank you for the spare ham.
518
00:45:31,815 --> 00:45:33,399
Is Fields...
519
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:36,278
He's fine. He'll be embarrassed tomorrow.
520
00:45:37,196 --> 00:45:39,280
You know, he... he gets fuzzy.
521
00:45:39,281 --> 00:45:41,324
Like saying I worked
at Lumon 20 years ago,
522
00:45:41,325 --> 00:45:44,911
which is, of course,
before severance even existed.
523
00:45:44,912 --> 00:45:45,996
Of course.
524
00:45:48,999 --> 00:45:53,503
- Sorry.
- No, this... this was fun.
525
00:45:53,504 --> 00:45:55,129
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Yeah.
526
00:45:55,130 --> 00:45:58,091
So, we should do it again sometime.
527
00:45:59,551 --> 00:46:01,385
You, me, Fields? Or you, me?
528
00:46:01,386 --> 00:46:04,013
Oh... [stammers] No, I meant with Fields.
529
00:46:04,014 --> 00:46:06,099
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
530
00:46:07,017 --> 00:46:13,440
Yeah. But, you know, it's either way.
531
00:46:16,527 --> 00:46:18,612
- Good. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
532
00:46:24,117 --> 00:46:25,577
- Good night, Burt.
- Good night.
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