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[ding]
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The only reason hetero men
don't want to try it
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is because they're afraid
they'll love it.
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Mm-hmm, I agree.
It's like a sexy gateway drug.
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Speaking of sexy,
I need someone
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sexy and special
to host the annual
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Singles Sexy -N- Special
Valentine's Day Extravaganza.
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And you're it.
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I would do it, but I have
a popcorn kernel
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stuck in my teeth
that's literally consuming
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-all of my attention.
-Uh...
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Thanks, the only other single,
sexy, and special person
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standing here besides me.
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Make sure you're there,
or I'll kill you
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and your entire family.
Thanks.
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♪♪
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-I can't believe him!
-I have a family?
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The most sexy and special
event of the year
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needs a sexy
and special substitute.
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The epitome of both is
standing right in front of him,
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and he asks regular
and degular-ass you to be it?
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My whole life, I believed
I was never born into a family,
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but rather made to be
all alone.
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You're right, I should
accompany you to the party
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and show them what sexy
and special really looks like.
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[gasps] They probably have
so many stories and photos
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that'll help me
connect to my roots.
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But if you're going to
have me as a date,
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we need to make
some minor adjustments.
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Ooh, I know!
You just need...
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To find them
and protect them.
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Some new pants.
I was gonna say pants.
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Oh, okay, I like pants.
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[sinister laugh]
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[door bell jingling]
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Hey, this isn't
the pants store.
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Jamal Warren?
Jamal Warren, Number 24?
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-Twenty-four?
-Jamal, it's me, baby.
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I'm the mechanic
who created you.
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-Dad?
-Hey!
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-I guess you could say that!
-So, you're who's responsible
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for this mediocrity.
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-Hey.
-Don't mind her, Jamal.
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That's what we call
a projection.
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Mm-hmm.
We only see what we are.
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Anything we can do
to make him, I don't know,
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-a little less mid?
-Mid?
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Wait, who you callin' mid?
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Look at your hard drive.
[chuckles]
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I remember when
this thing was empty.
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-Really?
-Of course.
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I built you by hand, man.
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Never thought I'd see you
again after I sent you off
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into the world, 'cause
that's just what dads do.
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That's what my dad did.
He left me. It don't matter.
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Okay, enough with the reunion.
So, what are we thinking?
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A new OS?
A paint job?
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-I brought swatches!
-What is wrong with you, hm?
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Everything, probably.
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This guy is a classic.
One of a kind.
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Nothing about Jamal 24
needs changing.
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In fact, letting him go
after I created him
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was one of the hardest things
I ever had to do.
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But I knew it'd just be
plain selfish not to let him
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out there into the world
to thrive on his own.
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And you, you're lucky
he's even chosen you.
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-You scum.
-Your mama.
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-Your mama.
-Can you guys cut the shit?
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I'm sorry,
it's just that I'm having
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a bit of an existential
crisis here,
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and I really need someone
to explain what number 24 means.
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I'll show you.
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This is where
it all went down.
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I usually pride myself on
all my creations being special.
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No junkers, yada-yada-yada.
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But once I created
the 24th Jamal-- you--
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I knew I had perfected
the process.
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Not the person, not even
the project, but the process?
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Just some connect the dots,
color by numbers,
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-purposeless piece of sh--
-Hey, hey, don't spiral.
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You're not some
tin can in a basement.
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You're alive, boy,
don't you feel it?
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[imitating engine revving]
Come on.
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Let me show you the rest
of your true home.
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Not you.
You stay here.
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Don't touch a damn thing.
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I know a thief when I see one.
You don't know my past.
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[computer] Welcome,
creator of Jamal Warren,
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Jamal Warren 2.0,
Jamal...
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Wait a minute.
Who the hell are you?
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Uh-uh, I'm not letting some
stranger run my programs.
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So, I'm the mechanic's friend,
and he was like,
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"Sunny, friend, please go
make some Jamals, please!"
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And I was like,
"Are-- are you sure, bro?"
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And he was like, "Yes!"
And I was like, "Okay."
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Oh, he did?
Okay, bet.
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♪♪
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Now, let's see what
changes he needs.
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I got it, he needs to be
filthy fucking rich
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and super-duper
obsessed with me.
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[computer]
Complete.
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[announcer] The world's
most shocking monster!
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[woman screaming]
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-[insect buzzing]
-[tongue whipping]
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[computer]
Launching test simulation.
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-[♪ saxophone music playing]
-Abort mission, abort!
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[saxophone music stops]
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Oof! That was close.
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[laughing]
You're so funny, my queen.
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[farting]
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Why does he have
to be so ugly?
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[computer] Chill, greedy.
I only have
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so much processing power.
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So, if you max out
one attribute,
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you're gonna have
to sacrifice another.
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I see the machine that made you
had no such limitation.
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[farting]
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[sighs] There may be
23 other Jamals,
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but there's only one
Jamal 24.
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And it took 23 efforts
to land on this?
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And whatever this is,
can't even satisfy one woman.
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What is you talking about?
It's shaped like the letter J,
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and it has
32 different settings.
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-I wish I had that.
-Oh, that part is A1.
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Very grateful, no complaints.
[chuckles]
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I'm talking about
every other part of me
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that isn't
particularly special.
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The only reason I'm here
is because Sunny agrees.
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Yikes, saying that out loud
is surprisingly sobering.
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[bird squawks]
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Jesus Christmas.
That Sunny woman
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really got you believing
that without her,
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you won't reach your potential.
That's what women do.
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They be like, "Without me,
it ain't gonna happen
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without me, you need me.
You need me."
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Oh, my God, yes!
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Wow, that terrible
impression you just did
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while generalizing all women
is making me feel
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really, really douchey.
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Hm, sounds like a good time
for shit-talking your girl
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over a game of ball.
[clapping]
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Hell yeah.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm,
mm-hmm, okay.
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Now, I'm getting the hang
of this thing.
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Let's crack that physical
attractiveness to 11.
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That's fine, as long as he's not
as dumb as Freak Jamal.
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No offense, Freak Jamal.
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[computer]
Customization complete.
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[♪ angelic music playing]
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[♪ sultry music playing]
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Uh, duh... happy birthday.
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[computer]
Launching test simulation.
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Yo, where's the bed?
Fine.
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♪♪
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Ahem.
Is chivalry dead, or...
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I didn't even know
he was sick.
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[sobbing]
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-So young.
-[alarm blaring]
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[screaming]
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That guy was
a total waste of time.
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We could do better than...
[farting] than him.
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Shut up.
I'm trying to think.
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Okay, so he was
obviously too hot.
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Let's keep him sexy,
but maybe sacrifice
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the eight-pack
for intellect.
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Ambition.
Oh, a man of few words.
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So, uh, do you have
a big family?
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Just the one chained up
in my basement.
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[laughing]
Okay, homeowner.
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Wait.
You live alone, right?
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It's just me and...
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[voice deepens]
...mother.
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Oh, I see
what's happening here.
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You like me because
I remind you of your mama.
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Look, I love that
you're so close to her,
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but I'm so tired
of mama's boys.
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All right, you got
a little kink in you.
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-[screaming]
-Nope, abort!
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[Sunny screaming]
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Can you believe
that motherfucker
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was about to slit my throat?
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You know my neck
is my strongest feature.
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You have the best neck.
[giggling]
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-[continues giggling]
-All right.
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No more games.
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He needs to be laid back.
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[scoffs]
Loving your energy,
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but do you want to--
you want to sit up?
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[sighs]
Nah, I'm chillin'.
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Funny.
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Waka-waka-waka!
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-[grunting]
-[horn honking]
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Dark and mysterious.
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♪ Sunny, Sunny,
you know it's true ♪
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♪ Sunny, Sunny,
I'd die for you ♪
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-Masculine and traditional!
-[whip cracking]
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-Yeehaw!
-[horse whinnying]
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Caught your ass, varmint!
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[screaming]
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[Jamals chattering]
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-[oinking]
-I'm here to win Sunny's heart,
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but I don't think Magician Jamal
is here for the right reasons.
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Hey.
[chuckles]
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I don't know about
anybody else, but I'm here
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to do magic tricks.
Alakazam!
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-I don't understand.
-[horn honking]
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-♪ Sunny, Sunny ♪
-I just want someone perfect.
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Who wants me to be
the best I can be,
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-and who won't settle for less.
-[Jamals clamoring]
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Sentient computer lady,
help me out.
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[computer] Okay, uh...
Optimization complete.
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[Sunny]
Oh, my God!
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[chuckles]
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You've got to be kidding me.
[laughing]
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I know, right?
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You're perfect.
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-You need some work.
-No, I don't!
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You're not sexy or special.
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I'm literally the epitome
of both.
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Of what,
regular and degular?
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Sexy and special is what's
standing right in front of you.
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You, however, need some...
[laughing]
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-...minor adjustments.
-What?
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Freak Jamal,
stop him, you beast!
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Sorry, master.
I have a new master now.
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[giggling]
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Why, you backstabbing,
just...
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Ugly motherfucker!
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[eagle crying]
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So, you actually love
that charming,
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perfect-booty-having bitch, hm?
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I do.
I do!
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And you know what else?
She's not perfect or special.
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As a matter of fact,
the only reason I tolerate her
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is because she tolerates me.
So, the joke's on her.
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Did I mention that a sexy trout
threatened to kill me
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and my family
before I showed up here?
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I don't even have a family,
so the joke's on him, too.
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[laughing]
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Son, she's not capable
of loving you
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because she's walking chaos,
with an ass I want to swim in.
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I didn't mean to say that
to you, 'cause I know
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-it's your girl, but I'm drunk.
-[sobbing]
244
00:08:52,156 --> 00:08:54,575
Boy, are you crying?
I know you ain't crying.
245
00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:56,285
Her booty is so swimmable,
246
00:08:56,285 --> 00:08:58,246
but she probably won't let me
dive in it no more.
247
00:08:58,287 --> 00:09:00,790
I never knew how to swim because
you never taught me that.
248
00:09:00,831 --> 00:09:02,333
Okay, this is getting
out of hand,
249
00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,668
and I'm about to throw hands.
250
00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,086
All right,
I know I made you sensitive,
251
00:09:05,127 --> 00:09:06,921
but this right here is some
old self-hating simp shit
252
00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:10,132
that is beyond me, and not
what us Warrens are about.
253
00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:11,717
Come on, boy. Come on.
254
00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:14,136
We need to make some
much-needed tweaks
to your esteem.
255
00:09:14,136 --> 00:09:15,638
[overlapping chatter]
256
00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:16,973
[chatter abruptly stops]
257
00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:20,393
-[scattered cheers]
-[overlapping greetings]
258
00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:24,397
-Hello.
-Get your ass off my machine.
259
00:09:24,438 --> 00:09:25,856
This how y'all act
when company come over?
260
00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:28,901
[sobbing]
They're insane.
261
00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,903
All I was trying to do
was make a version of you
262
00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,822
that was unimpeachably
sexy and special,
263
00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,907
and worthy of being
my plus-one.
264
00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:37,118
And they all
turned out terrible.
265
00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:39,328
These guys aren't terrible.
You are.
266
00:09:39,328 --> 00:09:40,538
They're my family.
267
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:44,165
-Bros before hos.
-You tell 'em, son.
268
00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:46,460
But thank you for making
all these awesome me's,
269
00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:49,046
who in my opinion, are beyond
worthy of being my plus--
270
00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:51,007
two, four, nine, 12--
plus a lot.
271
00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:54,677
Come on, brothers, let's go host
this Valentine's Day banger.
272
00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,846
Even you, Freak Jamal.
273
00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,431
-[Jamals cheering]
-[Sunny] What?
274
00:09:58,472 --> 00:09:59,682
Wait!
I didn't mean it.
275
00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:02,935
What I meant to say
is I was trying to just...
276
00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:04,687
Really?
This is how you ingrates
277
00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:06,397
repay your maker?
278
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,190
Hey, Quiet Jamal.
279
00:10:08,232 --> 00:10:11,360
I'll let you stab me
with both knives.
280
00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:13,738
Pumpkin Jamal,
it's not too late
281
00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:16,532
to cash in on that carve job
I promised you.
282
00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:19,076
[wailing]
Oh, God!
283
00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:20,036
Wow.
284
00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:22,663
Was I the problem
the whole time?
285
00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:24,624
Instead of trying
to change Jamal,
286
00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:27,251
should I have been
trying to change myself?
287
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,337
[sniffing]
288
00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:31,088
[sighs]
Damn, you smell good.
289
00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:35,301
Well, well, well,
what have we here?
290
00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,720
You got so goddamn fine, girl.
291
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,055
[gasps]
Is this the man
292
00:10:39,096 --> 00:10:40,765
who talked profuse shit
about me,
293
00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:42,308
not because he actually
believed I was scum,
294
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,727
but because in reality,
I'm the unattainable woman
295
00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:47,897
-of his dreams?
-I want to have your babies.
296
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:51,567
That's what it is.
Let's make 'em right now.
297
00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,235
Wait, kiss me before
I start kissing myself.
298
00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:54,612
Uh-huh, yeah!
299
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,572
[growling]
Kiss me.
300
00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:57,907
Please, somebody kiss...
301
00:10:57,948 --> 00:11:00,451
I've been here by myself
too long.
302
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,703
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