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Tyrannis: Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you
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for coming to this
grand unveiling.
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Miriam: What's grand about it?
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Joshua: I don't see a veil.
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Tyrannis: Well,
there was going to be
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an archway and a curtain,
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and my sister Stupendous
was going to be here.
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A military presence
would have really popped.
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Imagine I'm standing
under a grand arch,
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and there's a full military
guard and all this fanfare,
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and I'm pulling down
a huge curtain to reveal...
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Miriam: Our street?
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Tyrannis: That's what
it is currently,
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but it is the future home of
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Krapopolis' new Grand Boulevard.
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They have one in Corinth.
It's fantastic.
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Joshua: What's a "boulevard"?
Like a fancy cow?
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Brutus: Sounds like
a real snob!
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Tyrannis: A boulevard is
like a street, but bigger,
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with a garden down the center.
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I saw one in Corinth
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and it works like gangbusters.
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Kayleigh: What do
we want with a big street?
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Tyrannis: We can have
parades down it.
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We can march elephants down it.
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Joshua: Fancy elephants?
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Brutus: Oh, they think
they're better than us?!
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Tyrannis: No one's saying
anyone's better than
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anyone else!
This is all going wrong!
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The announcement
was supposed to be impressive.
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There was
gonna be a big military guard
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in ceremonial uniforms.
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Where the hell is Stupe?
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Stupendous: Uhh!
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Gus: This was a great call!
So fun!
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Stupendous: Right?
I mean, every once in a while,
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you gotta pick a fight
that's ridiculously easy.
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Enemy soldier: Why us?
We didn't do anything!
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Stupendous: We're getting
an easy win. What's it to you?
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Enemy soldier: Can you please
just get it already,
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then, if it's so easy?
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You've been
hurting us since morning!
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Stupendous: Aw, crap,
is it not morning anymore?
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Everyone, wrap this up.
We got a thing.
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I ran back here
for a dumb announcement?
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That's why I've been
training a drum corps?
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Tyrannis: You have
something on your shoe.
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Stupendous: All right, everyone.
Apparently,
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this wide street is important.
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Soldiers: Buh-buh-buh-buuuuh!
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Tyrannis: Guess you weren't
able to get those trumpets.
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All right. Anyway,
Scott, release the doves.
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Scott: I couldn't find
any doves. I got badgers!
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[Citizens screaming]
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Stupendous: Ya did good, Scott.
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[Theme music playing]
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♪
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Male singers: ♪ Huh ♪
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Tyrannis: No, no,
I'm saying
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we just can't
work together anymore.
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I guess it's time for me
to find a new Number Two.
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Hippocampus: I'm not available.
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Shlub: What is
that rock you're rubbing?
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And is it magic?
And either way, may I rub it?
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Hippocampus:
It's for my girlfriend.
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Deliria: The little wood nymph?
Branchy?
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Hippocampus: Daphne.
Shlub: That's still happening?
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It's been so long
since we heard anything,
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I'd rather assumed
it had petered out.
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Hippocampus:
Well, that's the problem.
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I've been so busy in the lab,
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I haven't been paying her
enough attention.
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But I'm taking her
to this place.
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The Cypress Grove Inn.
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Mineral baths, couples massages,
moonlight dinners on the beach.
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Shlub: I have no idea why they
call it the Cypress Grove Inn
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when clearly it should
be named "Bone Town."
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Deliria: Oh, that's
a much better name.
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I'd say Nymphy is
a very lucky lady.
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Hippocampus: Daphne.
Deliria: I'll call her
what I want!
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Shlub: So you're giving her
a polished rock?
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Well, that's about
the least romantic thing ever.
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Stupendous: Typical
science guy gift.
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Friggin' shiny rock.
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Hippocampus: Fine.
I won't give her the rock!
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Kayleigh: Hey! Dumb rock!
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Tyrannis: Thank you all
for coming.
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Once Scott has completed
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your medical evaluation,
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you can line up here
for the interview phase.
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Scott: I will be examining
your teeth,
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the shape of your head,
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and your stool sample.
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If you do not have
a stool sample, make one.
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If you try to show me
someone else's stool sample,
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I will know.
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If you tell me I'm just
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doing this for
the stool samples,
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that's going to cost you
another stool sample.
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Stupendous: Oh, good.
It hasn't started yet.
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Tyrannis: What are
you doing here?
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Stupendous: Ty,
the leading cause of death
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among kings is the guy
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they hired to help out.
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This is too important
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for you to decide on your own.
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Tyrannis: Thanks for
the vote of confidence.
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Stupendous: This is me
caring about you.
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Tyrannis: Sounds like
you not trusting me.
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Stupendous: Let me spin it
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how I want to spin it!
Who's first?
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Long-haired warrior: It would
be the honor of my life
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to protect the king!
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Stupendous: Dumb hair. Next.
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Satyr bellhop: Welcome to
the Cypress Grove Inn.
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Are you folks here
to save a relationship,
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or are you just starting out?
Hippocampus and Daphne: Save.
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Satyr bellhop: Oh.
Well, you've come to the most
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romantic place on Earth.
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We always say, if you can't
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fix your relationship here,
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you got no business trying.
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Satyr server:
Care for an aphrodisiac?
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Oysters? Chocolate?
Ginseng?
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Plain old grain alcohol?
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Daphne: Don't even need it.
Just show us to our room
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and I'll take it from there.
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Shlub:
Son! Welcome to the party.
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We got the room next to yours.
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Daphne: You invited
your parents?
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Hippocampus:
I didn't invite them.
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Shlub: Um, when you
get a chance,
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we've laid waste
to all of your hot tubs.
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Tyrannis: Stupe,
you can't keep overruling me.
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Stupendous: Guess what.
You're overruled.
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I found you a guy.
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Tell him what you told me.
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Man: My name is Zan.
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Protecting kingdoms has been
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in my family lineage
since before record.
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A blood oath to protect
from a decorated warrior
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such as myself cannot be broken.
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No wound of flesh
or mind would stop me
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from guarding Krapopolis.
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Stupendous: Ehh?
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Now, that's a candidate!
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Tyrannis: Pass.
Stupendous: Are you serious?!
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Did you see him?!
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Tyrannis: I do,
and I find him off-putting.
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He hasn't blinked yet.
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I saw a fly walk
across his open eye.
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Stupendous: That's because
he's looking for threats.
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Tyrannis: And he
doesn't see the fly?
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Stupendous:
The fly isn't a threat!
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This guy is
everything you want.
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Hey, Zan, are you castrated?
Zan: I can be.
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Stupendous: That's
a team player right there.
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Tyrannis: He's everything
you want, Stupe,
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but I'm the one who has to
be around him, so...next.
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Zan: It was an honor to be
considered. Thank you.
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Man: Hey! There he is!
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The man, the myth,
the absolute legend.
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Heard about the opening,
and I jumped at the opportunity
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to interface with you.
Let's chat about what I could
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bring to the table, how we
could level up your game.
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Stupendous: Sorry, weird bro.
We're looking for a guard.
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Man: Ooh, are you, though?
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Or are you looking for someone
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in the business of guarding?
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Ty, my guy.
You're the king.
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You gotta focus on
that king stuff
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and leave everything else
up to someone like me.
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And how do we do that?
It's called "brainergy."
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Krapopolis is
Vesuvius hot right now.
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People, business, culture.
It could be the next Corinth.
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Tyrannis: That's what
I've been saying!
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Man: Uh-huh! And you'd be
calling the shots.
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I'm just
the megaphone, big dog.
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Hey, you smell that?
It's inspiration cooking.
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And buddy, you are
a bread bowl of inspired. Ha!
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Tyrannis: Now, that's how
you pitch. I like this guy.
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Stupendous:
Are you friggin' crazy?
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He's obviously a backstabber.
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Do you not see that?
The greasy hair,
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the constant rubbing of hands.
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This guy is textbook
power weasel.
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Tyrannis:
Yeah, my power weasel.
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Stupendous: Zan is
the obvious choice!
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If you don't hire him, I will.
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Tyrannis: Be my guest.
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Stupendous:
All right then! Zan?
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Oh! OK.
Welcome aboard.
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Zan: I pledge my life
to serve you.
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Tyrannis:
Welcome aboard, um...
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Man: Uh, Wormius.
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And, bam, that's how
you do it, Big Dog.
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Tyrannis: Could you call me
"Big Dog" more often?
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Wormius: You got it, Big Dog.
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Tyrannis: Oh, yeah.
I like that.
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Tyrannis: I told Stupe,
we need an arch
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to pull this off.
I told her 3 times at least.
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Then I get there
and of course...
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Wormius: Lemme guess, no arch?
Tyrannis: No arch.
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No military guard
in shiny uniforms. Just me.
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And, as charismatic as I am,
I needed pageantry.
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Wormius: That is beyond
frustrating, Big Dog.
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We'll get things sorted.
Don't worry about it.
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If you want your vision of
a boulevard to be a reality,
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you should have the help
of at least 100 men.
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You're the friggin'
king, my man.
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You mind if I go ahead
and make some hires?
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Tyrannis: Of course not!
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I'm glad someone gets it.
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Wormius: Sick.
Oh, and, uh, Ty?
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When we're done here,
people will forget
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Corinth even had a boulevard.
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Stupendous: How's everything
going with your guy?
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Tyrannis: Fantastic.
Wormius understands my vision
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in a way that you never could.
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Stupendous: If that's
an insult, it's not landing,
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because I think
your vision is dumb.
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Tyrannis: And I think you're
a meathead for thinking that.
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Stupendous: Look at us
breaking up peacefully.
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We really know each other.
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Tyrannis: How are things
working out with Zan?
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Stupendous:
He's an absolute dream.
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Zan: You are my sun and moon
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and if I ever disappoint you,
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my life will be forfeit.
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Stupendous: No!
I want you alive!
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Zan: As you wish.
And if I ever die,
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I will kill myself
in punishment.
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Stupendous: This coulda
been yours.
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Tyrannis: And this...
could have been yours.
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Do you have to
hunch like that?
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Daphne: Ugh. How can
you relax right now?
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Hippocampus: What?
Oh, the parents thing?
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Daphne: Yes,
"the parents thing"!
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How can you be so casual
about this?
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Hippocampus: You're talking
about the two most
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self-involved people on Earth.
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I learned a long time ago,
if I get upset with them,
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they somehow take it
as a compliment.
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Daphne: So, you're not
going to say anything?
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Hippocampus: If I complain,
they get more obnoxious.
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Oh, and we're invited to
dinner with them tonight
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and I gave them a very
passive aggressive "OK."
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Daphne: OK, why is it that you
are the first to tell anyone
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when they're wrong, but you
can't do that to your parents?
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Hippocampus: Trust me.
Consequences of that
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are not worth the effort.
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Shlub: Did someone say
double couple massage?
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Deliria: I did!
I did!
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Tree masseuse:
Any problem areas?
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Spots I should avoid?
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Deliria: Yes, but I prefer
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a human masseuse.
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Tree masseuse: They said
you said no preference.
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Deliria: Well, I didn't think
"bark for hands"
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was something I had
to screen for.
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Why on Earth did you even
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get into the massage business
with those hands?
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Tree masseuse: I like
to help people relax.
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Deliria: Not with
those hands, you don't.
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Tree masseuse: Mm. I think
you're being prejudiced.
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Deliria: Yes, against
being rubbed by kindling.
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Tree masseuse: OK,
that's uncalled-for.
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Shlub: Darling,
I can do the rubdown.
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Hippo, Daphne, why don't you
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get on the table first?
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Tree masseuse: Is it
because I have aphids?
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Go ahead and say the word.
Say the word!
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Stupendous: All right,
warriors, look alive!
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Except Markus and Dimitrios.
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I know you guys are dead.
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What the?
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Zan: Soldiers! Ten-hut!
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Soldiers: General Stupendous!
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Your army is ready!
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Stupendous: What the hell
am I looking at?
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Zan: I hope you don't mind.
I've been drilling them.
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Stupendous: Oh, my God,
I've been trying to get
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these guys to do
straight lines forever.
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They're still
kind of transitioning
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from horde to army.
Zan: Yes.
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I've studied you, and I surmised
that this would please you.
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Stupendous: Well,
you got that right.
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So, you must know...
Zan: That you've always
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tried to get them to do
synchronized drills?
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Present...spears!
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And jab!
And step!
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And jab, and step,
and spin, and spin,
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and toss-toss-jab,
and march in a square
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and march in a square
and jab-jab-
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hands on hips, jab and present!
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Stupendous: This is
the coolest thing ever.
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Everybody, give it up for Zan!
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[Soldiers chanting "Zan!"]
Zan: No, no, no, please.
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I cannot accept this praise.
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I exist only
to serve my General.
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What Stupendous wants,
Zan does.
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Zan has no ego or agenda.
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There is no Zan.
There is only Stupendous.
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Stupendous: OK,
that's a little extreme.
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Zan: I have displeased you.
If you want me to march
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into the wilderness
until death, I will.
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Stupendous: No!
Could you just have them
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do the spinny thing again?
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Zan: Of course.
And 5, 6, 7, 8!
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Tyrannis: Wow! Wormius,
you absolutely nailed this.
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Wormius: You like?
Tyrannis: I love.
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I'm gonna go re-launch
this boulevard.
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Wormius: Bup-bup-bup!
Not yet.
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[Trumpeters play fanfare]
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Tyrannis:
You got the trumpets?
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Wormius: Yeah.
Guess where I got 'em from?
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Tyrannis: Corinth?
Wormius: I got 'em from
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the place Corinth gets 'em from.
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Tyrannis: Sick! And you got
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people to put on
soldier costumes?
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Wormius: No, no, Ty.
These are your new bodyguards.
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Remember I said you needed
a staff of hundreds?
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You got your own personal
security team now, buddy.
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Oh, speaking of, uh, you're
gonna need to pay these guys.
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Is it cool if I go into the
coffers and take care of it?
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Tyrannis: Oh, absolutely.
All right, here I go.
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Citizens of Krapopolis!
It is my honor
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to present to you,
our Grand Boulevard!
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[Trumpeters play fanfare]
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Joshua: Oh, I get it now!
All hail King Ty!
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[Citizens chanting "King Ty!"]
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Tyrannis: Do you want to
hoist me on your shoulders?
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You can.
Joshua: You bet!
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Tyrannis: What's happening?
I want to ride shoulders!
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Wormius: Too risky.
You know how many shoulder-borne
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poisons they got these days?
I'm gonna have to dictate
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your movements from now on.
Tyrannis: Dictate my movements?
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Wormius: All the top kings
have their movements dictated.
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Tyrannis: I wanted
a shoulder ride.
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Shlub: Oh, wow,
now, that's a spicy meatball!
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Deliria: Meet me on
the ceiling, darling!
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Shlub: I'm trying. I just don't
want to throw out my back.
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Hippocampus: It's almost over.
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The ceiling is usually
the last part.
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Daphne: You know
their sex routine?
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Hippocampus: Everyone does.
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Daphne: And you're seriously
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not gonna confront them.
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Hippocampus: He's
a literal monster
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and she's a literal god.
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If they want to ruin my life,
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they're gonna do it.
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Daphne: OK, well,
if you're not gonna
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stand up to them, I will.
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Hippocampus: Uh,
you can't just--Wait!
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Daphne: Hey! Stop it!
Shlub: Dreadfully sorry.
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So rude of us to exclude you.
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Daphne: You two need to leave.
Hippocampus: Uh, Daphne...
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Daphne: This is our
romantic getaway.
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Deliria: Excuse me?
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Hippocampus:
This is not good. I--
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Daphne: Your son is
too afraid to say this,
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but it needs to be said.
You are being
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rude, insensitive,
and inconsiderate,
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and you have turned a normally
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strong-willed man
into a scared son.
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He's afraid to stand up to you,
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which I'm finding very unsexy.
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Deliria: Hmm.
I appreciate the correction.
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Daphne and Hippocampus: You do?
Deliria: Yes.
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Even though I'm a goddess,
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I'm not unreasonable.
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I'm always happy
to take criticism
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from a wretched, little worm!
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Daphne: Aah!
Hippocampus: There it is.
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Mom, could you please
turn Daphne back?
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Deliria: When I'm ready.
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Zan: General, please,
let me shop for you.
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Stupendous: Zan,
are you dressing like me?
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00:13:01,636 --> 00:13:02,635
Zan: Yes, for there is
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no other way to dress.
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You are the one true warrior
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and all of my focus is on you.
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Stupendous: You could tone it
down just a bit, though.
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00:13:08,884 --> 00:13:10,050
Zan: All I want
is to please you.
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You're all I see!
All I think about!
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All I dream about!
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I just wish I could be
in your skin.
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I wish I could be you.
Just literally become you.
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00:13:19,654 --> 00:13:20,878
Is that weird?
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Stupendous: Uh...no.
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[Fly buzzing]
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Wormius: All right.
You'll be safe here.
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This is basically where you're
gonna be most of the time now.
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00:13:33,317 --> 00:13:34,241
Tyrannis: It just looks
a little...
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Wormius: Secure? You betcha.
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You're gonna be staying
in here most of the day.
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It's just easier
to keep you in one place.
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You're too important
to roam around.
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00:13:40,324 --> 00:13:42,174
Tyrannis: But what do I do
if I want a sandwich?
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00:13:42,401 --> 00:13:43,843
Wormius: Great question.
You get all that
stuff through me.
402
00:13:44,070 --> 00:13:45,085
Uh, hey, guys!
Get those windows
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00:13:45,237 --> 00:13:46,328
blocked up for the king, OK?
404
00:13:46,422 --> 00:13:48,238
And how we coming
on those new door locks?
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00:13:48,407 --> 00:13:49,740
Tyrannis: Shouldn't the locks
be on my side?
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00:13:49,833 --> 00:13:51,016
Wormius: Nah-nah-nah.
You don't want to have to
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deal with all that rigamarole.
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00:13:52,669 --> 00:13:54,244
Tyrannis: Yeah, see,
that's what I'm wondering.
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00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:56,246
I know you're here
to help me, which is great.
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00:13:56,415 --> 00:13:57,672
I just think it's almost like
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now you're in charge of me,
if that makes sense.
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00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,528
Wormius: See, this is why
you're the big dog, Big Dog.
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00:14:02,679 --> 00:14:04,938
That's a great idea. How about
you give me that door key?
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00:14:05,032 --> 00:14:07,591
Tyrannis: I...am thinking
that is not a request.
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00:14:07,726 --> 00:14:09,517
Wormius: Wow, I knew you'd
be great to work with.
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00:14:09,686 --> 00:14:11,111
Nothing needs to be
explained to you.
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00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,447
Guys, help King Ty decide
to give me the door key.
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00:14:13,541 --> 00:14:16,191
Oh, and I couldn't get into
the treasury to pay your guys,
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00:14:16,285 --> 00:14:17,784
so, I'm gonna need
that key, as well.
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00:14:17,953 --> 00:14:21,105
Tyrannis: You need my door key
and the key to the treasury?
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00:14:21,198 --> 00:14:22,439
Wormius: Yeah.
It's called delegating.
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00:14:22,532 --> 00:14:25,109
Tyrannis: It feels
a bit like a coup.
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00:14:25,202 --> 00:14:26,460
Wormius: Can't get
anything past this guy.
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You're way ahead of me.
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00:14:28,556 --> 00:14:29,722
Tyrannis: [Gulp]
Wormius: Ooh!
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00:14:29,949 --> 00:14:31,632
Did you literally
just gulp, bro?
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00:14:31,726 --> 00:14:33,634
Tyrannis: There was something in
my throat. The timing was weird.
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00:14:33,786 --> 00:14:36,044
Wormius: Sounded like one of
those "Oh, no" gulps, you know?
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00:14:36,138 --> 00:14:37,638
Tyrannis: I can see why
you would think that,
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00:14:37,790 --> 00:14:39,306
but there's something going on
with my throat,
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00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,792
some kind of spasm or...[Gulp]
Wormius: Oh!
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00:14:41,810 --> 00:14:43,627
OK, you're trying to tell
me that that one wasn't--
433
00:14:43,796 --> 00:14:45,029
Tyrannis: It wasn't!
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00:14:47,299 --> 00:14:50,659
[Gulping] OK, I gotta
get this checked out.
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00:14:55,082 --> 00:14:56,081
[Door opens]
Wormius: Morning, King!
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00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:57,307
How was your kingly sleep?
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00:14:57,401 --> 00:14:58,659
Tyrannis:
Scary and claustrophobic
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00:14:58,902 --> 00:15:00,235
with strong hints of
absolute failure.
439
00:15:00,438 --> 00:15:01,736
Wormius: Oh,
I think of it as snug.
440
00:15:01,905 --> 00:15:02,922
Anyway, here's your crown.
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00:15:03,149 --> 00:15:04,239
Stick that on the old noggin
442
00:15:04,291 --> 00:15:05,999
and, uh, let's go talk
to the staff.
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00:15:06,152 --> 00:15:07,426
Tyrannis: The staff?
Wormius: Yeah, you gotta make
444
00:15:07,653 --> 00:15:09,153
some announcements,
throw your weight around.
445
00:15:09,171 --> 00:15:10,170
You know, tell 'em
who's in charge.
446
00:15:10,264 --> 00:15:11,597
Tyrannis: Who would
that be exactly?
447
00:15:11,824 --> 00:15:13,824
Wormius: Ha ha!
Oh, fantastic.
448
00:15:13,917 --> 00:15:16,084
Love this guy.
Help him along, will you?
449
00:15:16,178 --> 00:15:18,162
Tyrannis: Hello, everyone.
Thank you for coming here.
450
00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:20,164
Wormius: Great. Now tell them
they're all fired.
451
00:15:20,332 --> 00:15:21,756
Tyrannis: They're all fired?
Wormius: There it is,
452
00:15:21,850 --> 00:15:22,924
straight from the horse's mouth.
453
00:15:23,018 --> 00:15:24,259
I did everything
I could, guys.
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00:15:24,353 --> 00:15:25,778
[Crowd gasps]
Wormius: Now here you go.
455
00:15:25,947 --> 00:15:27,595
Hand this back to me.
And, OK!
456
00:15:27,690 --> 00:15:30,265
You've all witnessed the king
handing me the official signet.
457
00:15:30,359 --> 00:15:31,784
Only the Hand of the King
wears it, and when he
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00:15:32,011 --> 00:15:33,527
wears it, he speaks
for the king.
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00:15:33,679 --> 00:15:34,620
[Crowd grumbling]
460
00:15:34,847 --> 00:15:36,104
Wormius: Oh, you and you,
stick around.
461
00:15:36,198 --> 00:15:37,605
You're gonna need to
build me a bigger office,
462
00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:39,199
but then you're out.
Sorry. My hands are tied.
463
00:15:39,368 --> 00:15:41,109
Tyrannis: You can't do this!
Wormius: Do what, King?
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00:15:41,128 --> 00:15:42,795
You wanna tell everyone
what's happening here?
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00:15:43,022 --> 00:15:45,022
That you've lost
control of your kingdom?
466
00:15:45,115 --> 00:15:47,024
How would that go over? Hmm?
467
00:15:47,117 --> 00:15:49,042
Tyrannis: [Gulp]
All right, that one--
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00:15:49,136 --> 00:15:52,787
that was an "Oh, no" gulp.
[Gulping]
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00:15:52,881 --> 00:15:54,139
And it set off
the other gulps!
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00:15:54,366 --> 00:15:57,667
Ahh! Damn it!
[Gulping]
471
00:15:57,669 --> 00:16:00,646
[Hippocampus sighs] Could I have
another pure grain alcohol,
472
00:16:00,873 --> 00:16:02,706
and a leaf for my girlfriend?
473
00:16:02,799 --> 00:16:04,391
I warned you.
You're eating leaves now,
474
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:06,376
all because you didn't
believe me when I said
475
00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:08,612
don't pick a fight
with my parents.
476
00:16:09,657 --> 00:16:11,115
You can't talk, can you?
477
00:16:12,551 --> 00:16:14,568
Hippocampus: You're probably
saying I got some nerve.
478
00:16:14,662 --> 00:16:16,203
This was all my doing.
479
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,647
Hippocampus: Now you're
probably saying the problem is
480
00:16:19,742 --> 00:16:21,834
I didn't have any nerve.
You at least tried.
481
00:16:22,061 --> 00:16:23,151
You stood up for yourself.
482
00:16:23,245 --> 00:16:24,895
Even now, as a caterpillar,
483
00:16:24,988 --> 00:16:27,256
you've got more backbone
than I'll ever have.
484
00:16:28,009 --> 00:16:29,082
Hippocampus: You're right!
485
00:16:29,176 --> 00:16:30,901
Nerve has
never been the problem.
486
00:16:30,919 --> 00:16:35,055
The problem was I lost track
of what's important!
487
00:16:36,408 --> 00:16:38,833
Hippocampus: You know what?
I just might!
488
00:16:38,853 --> 00:16:40,427
[Deliria and Shlub laughing]
489
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,021
Hippocampus: Mom, Dad,
I want to be here
490
00:16:42,189 --> 00:16:43,580
alone with my girlfriend.
491
00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:45,006
You may not
understand boundaries,
492
00:16:45,175 --> 00:16:47,084
but I demand them!
493
00:16:47,194 --> 00:16:48,935
Deliria: Do you know
who you're talking to?
494
00:16:49,179 --> 00:16:50,362
Hippocampus: Yes!
And I'm not a god,
495
00:16:50,589 --> 00:16:53,106
but I'm your son, and I'm
telling you to leave.
496
00:16:53,275 --> 00:16:55,183
Deliria: Well...I...
Hippocampus: And you need to
497
00:16:55,277 --> 00:16:56,777
turn her back.
Shlub: Are you sure?
498
00:16:56,945 --> 00:16:58,262
A caterpillar can go places
499
00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,930
Drafty would never fit.
500
00:17:00,099 --> 00:17:02,524
Hippocampus: Daphne.
Turn her back.
501
00:17:02,692 --> 00:17:06,027
Deliria: Fine, if she
apologizes for insulting me.
502
00:17:06,121 --> 00:17:07,771
Hippocampus: She will
not apologize
503
00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:10,049
and you will turn her back.
504
00:17:11,110 --> 00:17:13,052
In fact,
you'll apologize to her!
505
00:17:13,220 --> 00:17:15,870
Oh--OK, OK.
I'll apologize to her.
506
00:17:15,890 --> 00:17:17,181
Deliria: Ugh.
507
00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:22,636
Daphne: Oh, Hippo.
I love leaf.
508
00:17:22,730 --> 00:17:24,480
Do you know where leaf?
509
00:17:25,399 --> 00:17:26,790
Wormius:
What a productive day.
510
00:17:26,883 --> 00:17:28,216
Look at you,
getting stuff done.
511
00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:29,551
Night night!
Tyrannis: I just woke up!
512
00:17:29,645 --> 00:17:31,904
Wormius: Yup. Big day tomorrow.
Get some sleep!
513
00:17:32,965 --> 00:17:34,481
Guard: You think he
would ever try to escape?
514
00:17:34,650 --> 00:17:36,391
Wormius: Oh, well, the only
way out of that room
515
00:17:36,485 --> 00:17:37,984
is through the toilet.
I don't think he's that dumb.
516
00:17:38,079 --> 00:17:39,078
Tyrannis: Oh, God,
oh, God, oh, God,
517
00:17:39,305 --> 00:17:40,153
oh, God, oh, God.
518
00:17:40,306 --> 00:17:41,154
No, no, no, not good.
519
00:17:41,307 --> 00:17:42,656
Dirty, dirty, nasty, nasty,
520
00:17:42,899 --> 00:17:44,750
ew, ew, ew, ew, ew...
521
00:17:44,977 --> 00:17:47,044
Aah! Oh!
522
00:17:50,649 --> 00:17:52,332
Stupendous: Zan?
Zan: Oh, General,
523
00:17:52,501 --> 00:17:53,759
I was just collecting your hair.
524
00:17:53,986 --> 00:17:55,243
If that's not OK,
I'll kill myself.
525
00:17:55,412 --> 00:17:57,838
Stupendous: It's not OK,
and don't kill yourself.
526
00:17:57,990 --> 00:17:59,489
Zan: But I just
want to be you!
527
00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:02,659
All I want to be in life
is you, Stupendous!
528
00:18:02,828 --> 00:18:04,711
Stupendous: You need to stop.
Zan: I can't!
529
00:18:04,772 --> 00:18:07,255
And if I were you,
I'd tell me the same thing!
530
00:18:07,349 --> 00:18:10,091
I'm so devoted to you,
I'm losing myself!
531
00:18:10,185 --> 00:18:11,777
It's happened before.
My name's not even Zan.
532
00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:13,428
That was the last guy
I worked for.
533
00:18:13,447 --> 00:18:15,096
Tyrannis: Stupe, I need you.
Stupendous: Ty!
534
00:18:15,190 --> 00:18:17,007
Where have you been,
and why do you smell like that?
535
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,600
Tyrannis: I was inside
the toilet, and...
536
00:18:18,768 --> 00:18:21,269
I was inside the toilet.
Stupendous: Got it.
537
00:18:21,288 --> 00:18:22,621
Tyrannis:
I completely screwed up.
538
00:18:22,848 --> 00:18:24,623
That guy stole the kingdom
right out from under me.
539
00:18:24,850 --> 00:18:27,442
He seduced me with smooth talk,
and now I'm a puppet king,
540
00:18:27,611 --> 00:18:29,962
locked in my bedroom.
I should never have fired you!
541
00:18:30,189 --> 00:18:31,521
Stupendous:
You didn't fire me.
542
00:18:31,615 --> 00:18:33,023
Tyrannis: I certainly did,
but I shouldn't have.
543
00:18:33,041 --> 00:18:34,191
Stupendous: Nope, I quit,
544
00:18:34,284 --> 00:18:35,467
but I shouldn't have.
545
00:18:35,694 --> 00:18:36,969
Tyrannis: Pretty sure
I fired you, even though
546
00:18:37,196 --> 00:18:38,712
I really got my comeuppance
for it.
547
00:18:38,806 --> 00:18:40,364
Stupendous: No way you would
have had the balls to fire me.
548
00:18:40,457 --> 00:18:41,531
I broke it off first.
549
00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:43,367
And, boy,
did I pay the price for it.
550
00:18:43,460 --> 00:18:45,126
Zan: Hey, brother.
There's two of me now,
551
00:18:45,295 --> 00:18:46,553
by the way.
Pretty cool.
552
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:47,962
Two identical Stupes.
553
00:18:48,131 --> 00:18:50,056
Tyrannis: Did you...
Zan: Gouge out my own eye?
554
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:53,360
No, because I never had it.
I'm a cyclops!
555
00:18:55,047 --> 00:18:56,229
Tyrannis: All right, I think
the prices we both paid
556
00:18:56,382 --> 00:18:58,006
are about equal.
I lost my kingdom
557
00:18:58,066 --> 00:18:59,474
and you've got whatever that is.
558
00:18:59,568 --> 00:19:01,326
Either way, I'm sorry,
for firing you.
559
00:19:01,553 --> 00:19:02,886
Stupendous: So am I,
for quitting,
560
00:19:02,979 --> 00:19:04,237
because you didn't fire me.
561
00:19:04,331 --> 00:19:05,497
Tyrannis: Yes, I did.
Stupendous: No, you didn't.
562
00:19:05,741 --> 00:19:06,648
Tyrannis: Yes, I did. So,
563
00:19:06,816 --> 00:19:07,666
how do we get out of this?
564
00:19:07,893 --> 00:19:09,001
You go in and fight my battle
565
00:19:09,228 --> 00:19:10,335
for me like the good, old days?
566
00:19:10,504 --> 00:19:11,670
Stupendous: No.
Wormius has, like,
567
00:19:11,897 --> 00:19:12,746
a million goons now,
568
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,006
and I'm just me.
569
00:19:14,233 --> 00:19:15,507
Wait a minute...
570
00:19:16,493 --> 00:19:18,993
Wormius: Gentlemen, a toast!
Guards: Hear, hear!
571
00:19:19,087 --> 00:19:21,738
Wormius: I gotta say, this was
probably our easiest one yet.
572
00:19:21,831 --> 00:19:24,257
I mean, did you see him
when he handed me the keys?
573
00:19:24,351 --> 00:19:26,760
No struggle at all!
[Guards laugh]
574
00:19:26,854 --> 00:19:28,854
Wormius: Oh, it's great
taking advantage of people.
575
00:19:29,081 --> 00:19:30,747
I just play to their
vanity, and they
576
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,082
practically fleece themselves.
577
00:19:32,175 --> 00:19:33,250
I mean,
you know all this.
578
00:19:33,343 --> 00:19:34,584
I just love talking about it.
579
00:19:34,678 --> 00:19:35,527
Guard: No, no, we love
580
00:19:35,754 --> 00:19:36,753
talking about it, too!
581
00:19:36,846 --> 00:19:38,197
Wormius: Booyah!
OK, let's, uh,
582
00:19:38,348 --> 00:19:41,091
split the loot, head out.
Uh-oh.
583
00:19:41,184 --> 00:19:43,260
Someone's not where
they're supposed to be.
584
00:19:43,353 --> 00:19:45,370
Tyrannis: Yeah. You.
585
00:19:45,597 --> 00:19:47,097
Wormius: Ahahaha!
586
00:19:47,115 --> 00:19:48,523
What are ya--
what are ya thinkin'?
587
00:19:48,692 --> 00:19:51,451
There are a ton of us
and just one of you.
588
00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:54,955
Stupendous: Actually two.
[Cup clatters on floor]
589
00:19:55,049 --> 00:19:57,507
[Stupendous and guards
screaming]
590
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:03,113
Tyrannis: Seems like you two
have it under control.
591
00:20:03,224 --> 00:20:04,872
I would just be
in your way at this point.
592
00:20:04,967 --> 00:20:06,616
Don't need another
body in the mix.
593
00:20:06,710 --> 00:20:08,876
Stupendous: Uhh!
Tyrannis: I know once you're
594
00:20:08,971 --> 00:20:11,379
fighting with a partner,
you get in a flow.
595
00:20:11,473 --> 00:20:12,731
Wouldn't want to mess that up.
596
00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:14,124
Really the smart move here is
597
00:20:14,217 --> 00:20:15,976
for one of us to stay fresh.
598
00:20:16,070 --> 00:20:18,070
Probably should go back
and get my sword.
599
00:20:18,297 --> 00:20:20,480
That's what I should do.
I'll just...head out and--
600
00:20:20,649 --> 00:20:22,148
Oh, excellent,
you've got it done.
601
00:20:22,301 --> 00:20:24,818
Well done, you two.
Well, well done, us, really.
602
00:20:24,912 --> 00:20:26,227
So, I've got
my Number Two back?
603
00:20:26,321 --> 00:20:28,655
Stupendous: If I've
got my king back.
604
00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:34,160
Zan: Oh, I'll just
get right in...Mmmm.
605
00:20:34,255 --> 00:20:35,545
Tyrannis: Not weird at all.
606
00:20:40,744 --> 00:20:44,513
Satyr bellhop: I'm sorry.
The hot tubs are closed today.
607
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:48,767
Very sorry.
The hot tubs are closed.
608
00:20:50,104 --> 00:20:51,344
Terribly sorry
for the inconvenience.
609
00:20:51,438 --> 00:20:53,921
The hot tubs are out of order.
610
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:56,500
The next one,
as well, all of the hot tubs.
611
00:20:56,593 --> 00:20:59,736
Yes, that one, too,
all of the hot tubs.
612
00:21:01,189 --> 00:21:03,340
Oh, I wish I could say
they were in order.
613
00:21:03,433 --> 00:21:05,826
They're still out of order.
614
00:21:06,011 --> 00:21:07,844
Very sorry for
the inconvenience.
615
00:21:07,937 --> 00:21:10,530
No hot tubs today, sir.
Cleaner: Aah!
616
00:21:10,624 --> 00:21:12,516
Satyr bellhop:
Not today, I'm afraid.
617
00:21:12,684 --> 00:21:14,126
Wish I had better news.
618
00:21:15,187 --> 00:21:17,020
I'm so sorry.
I would definitely
619
00:21:17,113 --> 00:21:18,371
not go in that one.
620
00:21:18,465 --> 00:21:21,024
Oh, no, no, no, not that one,
most especially.
621
00:21:21,117 --> 00:21:23,260
That one is
most definitely closed.
622
00:21:23,971 --> 00:21:25,304
All of them are closed.
623
00:21:25,531 --> 00:21:27,955
That one is
definitely out of order.
624
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,215
Closed. So sorry.
625
00:21:29,551 --> 00:21:31,310
Dan Harmon:
Did you get any of that?
626
00:21:33,388 --> 00:21:34,646
Voice: Bento.
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