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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,404 --> 00:00:06,541 - Previously on "Grosse Pointe Garden Society"... 2 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:09,443 - Does a part of me wish that he had married 3 00:00:09,511 --> 00:00:12,412 some Grosse Pointer who just wanted to push out 4 00:00:12,479 --> 00:00:14,582 a bunch of really cute grandbabies? 5 00:00:14,649 --> 00:00:16,049 You're his muse. 6 00:00:16,116 --> 00:00:18,285 - I want to be a grown-up with you. 7 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:20,454 - Have any sold? - Enough to make rent. 8 00:00:20,522 --> 00:00:22,456 - I'm just tired of being your shoulder to cry on. 9 00:00:22,524 --> 00:00:25,025 - It's called friendship. - This just isn't working. 10 00:00:25,092 --> 00:00:26,093 - Whatever dirt you can dig up, 11 00:00:26,159 --> 00:00:27,795 I'm gonna need a lot to take the kids. 12 00:00:27,862 --> 00:00:29,029 - We kind of agreed. 13 00:00:29,096 --> 00:00:30,230 He would put me through law school, 14 00:00:30,297 --> 00:00:31,599 and when I got a job, It would be his turn. 15 00:00:31,666 --> 00:00:33,367 - Last night was really fun. - Got a little crazy. 16 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:34,903 - The good kind? - The best kind. 17 00:00:34,969 --> 00:00:36,336 - We decided to sub pansies. 18 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:38,205 - Well, they won't tell the same story, Catherine. 19 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:39,439 - I'm gonna murder Marilyn. 20 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:42,175 - I'm the lunatic who's just imagined 21 00:00:42,242 --> 00:00:44,177 we've been dying to get into each other's pants? 22 00:00:44,244 --> 00:00:45,914 - Hey, I'm sorry if I've given you the wrong idea. 23 00:00:45,980 --> 00:00:48,382 - Your son is about to throw his life away, 24 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:49,784 and we're gonna have to do something about it. 25 00:00:49,851 --> 00:00:51,653 - We all know what's going on in your marriage. 26 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:53,988 - I want you out of your office tonight. 27 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,189 - How do we get the body to the garden? 28 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:58,026 - I can drive the body. 29 00:00:58,091 --> 00:01:00,995 [dramatic music] 30 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:06,066 [THX "Deep Note" building] 31 00:01:06,133 --> 00:01:09,069 - Look alive! [exhales deeply] 32 00:01:09,136 --> 00:01:10,237 [light jazz music playing] 33 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:11,973 Welcome. It is so lovely 34 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:13,240 to see you again this year. 35 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:14,976 Come on in. Grab some champagne. 36 00:01:15,043 --> 00:01:17,579 Welcome to Monaco Under the Stars. 37 00:01:17,645 --> 00:01:20,180 Now, Lorraine, that dress really accomplishes 38 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:21,849 what it set out to do. 39 00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:23,051 Thank you. 40 00:01:23,116 --> 00:01:24,318 It does look amazing, doesn't it? 41 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:25,853 Now, I don't want to toot my own horn, 42 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,722 but toot! [laughs] 43 00:01:27,789 --> 00:01:30,223 George, I did not recognize you with that cummerbund. 44 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:32,326 Hazel, is he on some sort of secret mission? 45 00:01:32,392 --> 00:01:35,029 Because he is giving Octopussy. [laughs] 46 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,430 I can't get into that restaurant, 47 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:38,131 so I don't know what I have to do or who I have to-- 48 00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:40,034 Hey! Oh, my-- 49 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,301 Help yourself to some champagne. 50 00:01:41,368 --> 00:01:42,570 Hi! Well, thank you. 51 00:01:42,637 --> 00:01:44,371 I hope you brought your checkbook, Fred. 52 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,674 - ♪ Show those pearly whites... ♪ 53 00:01:46,741 --> 00:01:49,309 - Ah! You made it. 54 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:51,813 Each square depicts a little bit 55 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:53,380 of Grosse Pointe history, 56 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,850 dating all the way back to the Model T. 57 00:01:55,917 --> 00:01:57,417 Oh, there you go! 58 00:01:57,484 --> 00:01:59,854 2,500 from Amanda Mills. Thank you, Amanda! 59 00:01:59,921 --> 00:02:01,823 Do we have 3,000? 60 00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:03,691 [phone chimes] 61 00:02:03,758 --> 00:02:06,661 [ominous music] 62 00:02:06,728 --> 00:02:08,830 ♪ ♪ 63 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:10,197 3,000. 64 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:12,466 Okay, we are just getting started here, folks. 65 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:14,002 So who wants to take it up a notch? 66 00:02:14,068 --> 00:02:15,469 Hank? Hank? [phone chiming] 67 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:17,137 Your wife's face is telling all of us 68 00:02:17,204 --> 00:02:19,974 that you might want to. 69 00:02:20,041 --> 00:02:21,809 Buzz! 70 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:24,712 Damn it, Buzz! 71 00:02:24,779 --> 00:02:28,281 [dramatic music] 72 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:31,085 [breathing heavily] 73 00:02:31,184 --> 00:02:33,788 How could you do this to me? 74 00:02:36,958 --> 00:02:39,127 [tense music] 75 00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:40,862 She just wants to know 76 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:44,431 what's holding up the permit for her nail salon. 77 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:47,234 - City's got a moratorium on new awnings. 78 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:48,703 - You're the mayor, Buzz. 79 00:02:48,770 --> 00:02:50,805 You're supposed to help the community. 80 00:02:50,872 --> 00:02:54,642 - The community is not just your dingbat friends. 81 00:02:54,709 --> 00:02:55,877 [cup rattles] - Oh. 82 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:57,912 [meows] Mr. Fingers. 83 00:02:57,979 --> 00:02:59,346 You already had your breakfast. 84 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:01,749 - Marilyn, would you keep that thing off the table? 85 00:03:01,816 --> 00:03:04,018 I don't appreciate him tracking cat litter 86 00:03:04,085 --> 00:03:05,920 where I'm trying to eat. 87 00:03:05,987 --> 00:03:07,354 - Well, maybe he doesn't appreciate 88 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:08,556 you leaving the windows open. 89 00:03:08,623 --> 00:03:10,925 - It gets stuffy as hell in here. 90 00:03:10,992 --> 00:03:13,127 - There are coyotes, Buzz. 91 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,963 - [sighs] 92 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:18,331 I'm gonna be late tonight. 93 00:03:18,398 --> 00:03:20,635 - But I'm making osso buco. 94 00:03:20,702 --> 00:03:22,537 - We got to grind through dinner. 95 00:03:24,505 --> 00:03:26,741 - Who's we? - What? 96 00:03:26,808 --> 00:03:29,276 - You said, "We have to grind through dinner." 97 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:32,180 You and who else? 98 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:34,048 - Tara, obviously. 99 00:03:34,115 --> 00:03:37,151 - Seems like you guys spend an awful lot of time together. 100 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:39,020 - She's the only one on the team 101 00:03:39,087 --> 00:03:40,922 who'll put in the hours. 102 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:43,691 We can talk about it later, okay? 103 00:03:43,758 --> 00:03:47,427 ♪ ♪ 104 00:03:47,494 --> 00:03:49,163 - Can we do the osso buco tomorrow? 105 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,833 ♪ ♪ 106 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:55,203 - The longer it marinates, the more tender it'll be. 107 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:56,771 [smooches] 108 00:03:56,838 --> 00:03:59,974 [cat meows] 109 00:04:00,041 --> 00:04:03,010 - You'll have dinner with me, right, Mr. Fingers? 110 00:04:03,077 --> 00:04:04,712 Come here. 111 00:04:04,779 --> 00:04:06,514 People love to say being a mother 112 00:04:06,581 --> 00:04:08,916 is the hardest job in the world. 113 00:04:08,983 --> 00:04:12,486 [whimsical music] 114 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:14,387 I'd argue raising a healthy garden 115 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:16,456 is just as demanding. 116 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:18,726 ♪ ♪ 117 00:04:18,793 --> 00:04:21,629 From the expensive equipment to the pricey pesticides, 118 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:24,699 gardens are a constant drain on your resources. 119 00:04:24,766 --> 00:04:28,102 - This should cover the tutor, SAT prep books, rulers, 120 00:04:28,169 --> 00:04:30,538 protractors, calculators, 121 00:04:30,605 --> 00:04:32,740 whatever else it takes to get into college these days. 122 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:38,179 - I can't thank you enough, Ms. Bradley. 123 00:04:38,246 --> 00:04:39,614 - Don't give him the money. 124 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,481 He'll just lose it all in crypto. 125 00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:42,984 And then no one's going to college. 126 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:49,924 ♪ ♪ 127 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:53,293 - And just when you can finally enjoy 128 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,229 your garden's beauty... 129 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:59,499 ♪ ♪ 130 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:02,369 You have to rake it all out and start over next season. 131 00:05:05,039 --> 00:05:07,241 - Since when do you do yoga? 132 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,643 - [chuckles] 133 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:10,778 You ready to have your mind really blown? 134 00:05:10,845 --> 00:05:14,381 ♪ ♪ 135 00:05:14,447 --> 00:05:15,850 - You're juicing? 136 00:05:15,917 --> 00:05:18,686 - Mm, I got to stay young for the kids. 137 00:05:18,753 --> 00:05:20,588 I've been told I need my chakras tuned. 138 00:05:20,655 --> 00:05:22,256 - Ew! - Right, gross. 139 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,559 - No. 140 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,527 There's no mats left. - Oh, I'll get you one. 141 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:28,729 - How? - I got pull here. 142 00:05:28,796 --> 00:05:30,264 - [chuckles] How? 143 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:33,100 - Hey, babe... 144 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:34,735 can I get another mat? 145 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:35,870 - [chuckles] 146 00:05:35,937 --> 00:05:42,844 ♪ ♪ 147 00:05:46,314 --> 00:05:47,915 - Hmm. 148 00:05:47,982 --> 00:05:49,684 - [sighs] 149 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:52,286 I hate when you think the lid's on, but it's not, 150 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,554 and then it explodes everywhere. 151 00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:54,755 - Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 152 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:57,490 Take it easy. - What? They gave me a new one. 153 00:05:57,558 --> 00:05:59,861 - Okay, take a seat. Just deep breaths. 154 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:02,697 - Are you okay? - Um, are you okay? 155 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:04,298 - Yeah, I'm fine, weirdo. Why? 156 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,701 - Ah. 157 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:09,136 Because I just heard you're going to lunch with my mom. 158 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:10,338 - [laughs] 159 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:12,273 Well, she's been asking for years. 160 00:06:12,340 --> 00:06:15,276 - Yeah, and you said you'd only ever go over your dead body. 161 00:06:15,343 --> 00:06:16,677 - [laughs] 162 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:18,378 Well, that was before we figured out a way 163 00:06:18,445 --> 00:06:20,314 to make our lives work here. 164 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,350 - Uh-uh, you figured out. 165 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:24,085 - Stop. 166 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:26,120 [pop rock music playing] 167 00:06:26,187 --> 00:06:29,090 - Mm. They're flying off the walls. 168 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:30,390 I mean-- 169 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:32,894 - How many sold? - All of them. 170 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,528 I can't keep up. 171 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:36,564 - Okay, then you keep painting, 172 00:06:36,631 --> 00:06:39,399 and I will enjoy my club sandwich with Patty. 173 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:40,868 - First, you'll start with a wedge. 174 00:06:40,935 --> 00:06:44,437 - It's a little heavy for lunch, but I'm down. 175 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:46,439 - Yeah? Are you down for the hour-long debate 176 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:48,342 about whether or not she should have dessert? 177 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:49,977 - Only if she does. 178 00:06:50,044 --> 00:06:51,779 - She never does. 179 00:06:51,846 --> 00:06:53,981 - Oh. - Yeah. 180 00:06:54,048 --> 00:06:55,283 Sorry. 181 00:06:55,349 --> 00:06:57,952 [bright music] 182 00:06:58,019 --> 00:07:00,420 - When did kids' birthdays get so out of control? 183 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:02,657 - Oh, we rented out the Detroit Zoo for Addie's. 184 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:04,292 - The entire zoo? - It's the only way you get 185 00:07:04,358 --> 00:07:06,093 the hands-on experience with the elephants. 186 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,329 - Remember when it was just, like, Nerf guns and pizza 187 00:07:08,396 --> 00:07:09,764 in a backyard? 188 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,866 - How does that get you any cred on TikTok? 189 00:07:11,933 --> 00:07:13,601 - Every birthday, they just go bigger and bigger. 190 00:07:13,668 --> 00:07:15,336 - Oh, what's Zach's theme this year? 191 00:07:15,403 --> 00:07:16,637 - Outer space. 192 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:18,438 - Oh, so, like, renting out the planetarium? 193 00:07:18,506 --> 00:07:19,674 - Well, knowing Melissa and Connor, 194 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:20,808 they'll put the kids in orbit 195 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,276 in some tech billionaire's rocket. 196 00:07:22,343 --> 00:07:24,912 - Dakota's friend Isaac is doing that for his bar mitzvah. 197 00:07:24,979 --> 00:07:26,047 - What? 198 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,447 - Yeah. - Mazel. 199 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:29,250 - [scoffs] It's like the only reason I'm even there 200 00:07:29,317 --> 00:07:30,418 is to feel bad about myself. 201 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:31,986 - Not the only reason. 202 00:07:32,053 --> 00:07:34,221 - They already hired a guy to set up the bounce house. 203 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:37,024 - Uh, your son, dummy. 204 00:07:37,091 --> 00:07:38,426 - Oh. 205 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:40,428 - Anyone have a daisy grubber? 206 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:43,164 - Oh, here, take mine. 207 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:44,565 - Haven't I taken enough from you? 208 00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:47,401 [tense music] 209 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,270 - Always here for you, Alice. 210 00:07:49,337 --> 00:07:52,106 ♪ ♪ 211 00:07:52,173 --> 00:07:54,408 - Never mind. I'll prune. 212 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:58,646 ♪ ♪ 213 00:07:58,713 --> 00:07:59,747 - Mm-mm. 214 00:07:59,814 --> 00:08:01,282 I can't do another month of this. 215 00:08:01,349 --> 00:08:03,684 - At least they're being mature about it. 216 00:08:03,751 --> 00:08:05,052 - Ladies! 217 00:08:05,119 --> 00:08:06,954 Less chitchat, more clip-clip! 218 00:08:08,823 --> 00:08:12,026 Azaleas don't pinch themselves. - On it, Marilyn. 219 00:08:12,093 --> 00:08:14,061 - Like this! 220 00:08:14,128 --> 00:08:15,363 - Ouch. 221 00:08:15,429 --> 00:08:18,432 - Well, you only hurt the ones you love. 222 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:22,370 ♪ ♪ 223 00:08:22,436 --> 00:08:25,773 [breathing heavily] 224 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:29,844 ♪ ♪ 225 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:30,845 [water runs] 226 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:36,717 ♪ ♪ 227 00:08:39,053 --> 00:08:40,121 - Okay, go ahead. 228 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:41,989 [device chimes] - Hey! 229 00:08:42,056 --> 00:08:43,124 - Thank you. 230 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:44,625 - He got so much more whipped cream than me. 231 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:47,028 - Okay, you know what? just go sit down. 232 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:49,663 Go ahead. Thank you. 233 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:53,234 - I mean, how dare you try to buy them a delicious treat? 234 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:54,535 What were you thinking? 235 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:56,937 - It's like this mind control thing they do. 236 00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:58,539 I start driving them home from school, 237 00:08:58,606 --> 00:08:59,673 and I wake up here. 238 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:02,276 - Pierce Goldman, Goldman Weiss Properties. 239 00:09:02,343 --> 00:09:04,678 - Oh. I've seen your billboards. 240 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:07,448 - You used to work with Gary Mills. 241 00:09:07,516 --> 00:09:09,350 - [clears throat] Unfortunately. 242 00:09:09,417 --> 00:09:12,420 - I knew you looked familiar. 243 00:09:12,486 --> 00:09:14,155 I've heard a lot about you. 244 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,289 - Yeah, well... 245 00:09:15,356 --> 00:09:17,291 [upbeat music playing] 246 00:09:17,358 --> 00:09:19,126 Okay, yes, it's all true. 247 00:09:19,193 --> 00:09:21,729 I banged his brains out in every house in Grosse Pointe. 248 00:09:21,796 --> 00:09:23,164 But you know what you didn't hear? 249 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,199 I sold all those houses-- 250 00:09:25,266 --> 00:09:26,667 not Gary, not his father-in-law, 251 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,335 definitely not the rest of that frat house 252 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:29,870 they called a realty team. 253 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:31,172 It was all me. 254 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:34,809 ♪ ♪ 255 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,877 - That's exactly what I heard. 256 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,479 [chuckles] 257 00:09:38,547 --> 00:09:39,914 - Oh. 258 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:41,882 - Look... 259 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:44,685 if you ever want to get back in the game, 260 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:46,253 we need a closer. 261 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,089 - Your Americano. - Thanks. 262 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:49,924 Not that kind, though. 263 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:52,893 [light music] 264 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:56,565 ♪ ♪ 265 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:58,533 - No problem, Mr. Donnelly. 266 00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:00,134 - And just clear the afternoon, Liz. 267 00:10:00,201 --> 00:10:01,335 Major client's coming in. 268 00:10:01,402 --> 00:10:04,438 - Wow. Thanks. 269 00:10:04,506 --> 00:10:06,941 Could I get a coffee? 270 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,642 - Liz, can we get a coffee in here? 271 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:10,644 All right, Kenny, let's make this fast. 272 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:14,148 - Your boy has been very busy. 273 00:10:14,215 --> 00:10:15,517 - Excellent. 274 00:10:15,584 --> 00:10:17,751 - [clears throat] Okay, last month, 275 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:21,088 he illegally parked in a yellow zone. 276 00:10:21,155 --> 00:10:22,456 - Okay, so? 277 00:10:22,524 --> 00:10:24,325 - It wasn't a Sunday. 278 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,961 - What else? - Okay. 279 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,597 [clicking tongue] 280 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,931 Ah! He's a thief. 281 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:32,333 - Really? 282 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,068 - Self-checkout at the market. 283 00:10:34,135 --> 00:10:35,504 - I'm listening. 284 00:10:35,570 --> 00:10:37,304 - Forgot to pay for bags. 285 00:10:37,371 --> 00:10:38,839 - All right. 286 00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:41,342 Kenny, can I ask you a question? 287 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,444 - Shoot. - What's our goal here? 288 00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:46,581 - To dig up dirt on Brett. - No. 289 00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:49,750 Our goal, Kenny. 290 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,819 - To get you and the missus sole custody. 291 00:10:51,886 --> 00:10:53,320 - There he is. Now we're getting it. 292 00:10:53,387 --> 00:10:54,955 - So you guys can move to Chicago 293 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,357 and join that fancy law firm. 294 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,259 - So why the hell have I been paying you for weeks 295 00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,693 to detail his yoga routine? 296 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:00,961 - He's really making progress. 297 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:04,331 - I didn't hire you to start a Brett fan club. 298 00:11:04,398 --> 00:11:06,667 - Thank you. 299 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:09,870 [tense music] 300 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:14,141 ♪ ♪ 301 00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:15,544 - Get back out there 302 00:11:15,610 --> 00:11:17,211 and find me something I can use. 303 00:11:17,278 --> 00:11:20,981 ♪ ♪ 304 00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:23,284 - The guy who built this house also did a bunch of museums 305 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,352 in Tokyo. 306 00:11:25,419 --> 00:11:27,688 - Looks like my dentist's office. 307 00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:28,989 - Same vibe. 308 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:32,393 - Uh, about to start my shift. 309 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,028 - Even better. 310 00:11:35,930 --> 00:11:38,365 - You might want something stronger, though. 311 00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:42,537 - Ford got an A on his history test? 312 00:11:42,604 --> 00:11:44,071 - That's what it says. 313 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:46,575 - [laughing] 314 00:11:46,641 --> 00:11:48,309 Yes! 315 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,311 Oh, I knew he could do it! 316 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,614 - School says he cheated. 317 00:11:52,681 --> 00:11:53,781 - Why? 318 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,650 - His answers were, like, identical 319 00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:57,619 to the kid in front of him. 320 00:11:57,686 --> 00:12:00,555 - Okay, well, maybe he studied just as hard. 321 00:12:00,622 --> 00:12:02,591 - You don't go from a D to an A overnight. 322 00:12:02,657 --> 00:12:04,458 - Like people can't change? 323 00:12:04,526 --> 00:12:05,893 - They're kicking him out. 324 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,462 I wish it could be different, but... 325 00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:13,434 - You can't do nothing! 326 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,302 - You don't get it, lady. 327 00:12:15,369 --> 00:12:17,404 - Educate me. 328 00:12:17,471 --> 00:12:19,039 - Even if I believed him, 329 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,375 that school's not gonna listen to people like us. 330 00:12:21,442 --> 00:12:23,777 - Why? 331 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:27,081 - The guy who built my house was a plumber from Toledo. 332 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:34,088 ♪ ♪ 333 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,628 - What looks good? 334 00:12:39,694 --> 00:12:42,530 - Uh, thinking about starting with a wedge. 335 00:12:42,597 --> 00:12:44,098 - With blue cheese? 336 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,066 - Yeah, is there any other way? 337 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,434 - Huh. 338 00:12:47,502 --> 00:12:49,604 Are you ordering that because you want it or... 339 00:12:49,671 --> 00:12:51,338 - Well, I love salad. 340 00:12:51,405 --> 00:12:52,707 - Or because I'd want it? 341 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:56,043 [elegant music playing] 342 00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:57,679 - I'm just trying to fit in. 343 00:12:57,746 --> 00:12:59,780 - Well, now look at this. How cute. 344 00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:01,516 - Just, uh, doing a little bonding 345 00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:02,751 with my favorite daughter-in-law. 346 00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:05,720 [chuckles] How, uh--how's the mayor? 347 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,222 - Working his fanny off, per usual. 348 00:13:08,289 --> 00:13:09,490 - Uh, speaking of, 349 00:13:09,557 --> 00:13:12,092 have you asked him about Keith's parking ticket? 350 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,861 - Yeah. 351 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:16,731 [whispering] Buzz said that he parked in handicapped. 352 00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,799 - Well, with his back, he should be allowed to. 353 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:21,168 They just won't give him the little blue sign. 354 00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,469 - Mm. 355 00:13:22,537 --> 00:13:26,807 ♪ ♪ 356 00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:29,176 Okay, well, I'll--I'll see what I can do. 357 00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:30,844 - You're the best. 358 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:33,380 - Um, try the wedge. Excellent. 359 00:13:33,447 --> 00:13:35,449 - Oh, yeah, so I hear. 360 00:13:36,584 --> 00:13:40,454 - [scoffs] She's such a phony bitch. 361 00:13:40,522 --> 00:13:43,190 - Why do you quilt together if you don't like each other? 362 00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:46,860 - 'Cause we're all just trying to fit in, Alice. 363 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,896 Look, you want to get out of here? 364 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:52,299 - Well, we haven't ordered yet. - Well, the food sucks. 365 00:13:52,366 --> 00:13:55,235 Come on, let's go. You like hot dogs? 366 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,806 - Maybe I got you all wrong, Patty. 367 00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:00,140 - You know what? We're not that different. 368 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,876 - Mm, but you love this town. 369 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:05,045 - It doesn't mean I didn't have other plans. 370 00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:08,315 - Well, I mean, you live four blocks 371 00:14:08,382 --> 00:14:09,283 from where you grew up. 372 00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:10,951 - Ah, excuse me. 373 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:13,053 Just excuse me for a minute, young lady, 374 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:17,759 but you are looking at WBIV's premier weather girl. 375 00:14:17,826 --> 00:14:18,693 - Stop it. 376 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:21,596 - Mm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. 377 00:14:21,663 --> 00:14:24,532 Taking a closer look now at Wayne County. 378 00:14:24,599 --> 00:14:25,966 Keep that umbrella handy 379 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:28,168 because we have a warm front coming in, 380 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:31,105 keeping our chance of rain elevated through midweek. 381 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:32,973 Mm, back to you, Alice. 382 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,376 - [laughs] Wow! 383 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,077 - Eh... - Wow! 384 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:38,245 - Yeah. 385 00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:41,949 I was gonna work my way up to station manager. 386 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,752 - Why didn't you? 387 00:14:43,818 --> 00:14:45,486 - Oh, I don't know. 388 00:14:45,553 --> 00:14:47,555 Long hours, the varicose veins, 389 00:14:47,622 --> 00:14:49,557 the sexual harassment. 390 00:14:49,624 --> 00:14:50,792 [sighs] 391 00:14:50,859 --> 00:14:52,426 - But you're so good. 392 00:14:52,493 --> 00:14:54,361 - Well, then... 393 00:14:54,428 --> 00:14:56,698 I had Doug. 394 00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,065 - You didn't want to go back? 395 00:14:58,132 --> 00:15:00,568 - Well, now I'm a different kind of station manager. 396 00:15:00,635 --> 00:15:02,771 - Do you regret it? 397 00:15:02,837 --> 00:15:06,073 - Not for a second. 398 00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:09,076 - Having a baby's not for everyone, Patty. 399 00:15:09,143 --> 00:15:11,011 - Oh, neither are olives 400 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,815 until you spend the summer in Florence. 401 00:15:13,882 --> 00:15:15,349 [chuckles] - Well, at least you got to be 402 00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:18,152 a meteorologist first. 403 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:21,088 - That is why I have arranged it... 404 00:15:21,155 --> 00:15:23,090 so you can do both. 405 00:15:23,157 --> 00:15:24,826 - What do you mean? 406 00:15:24,893 --> 00:15:26,861 - You can spend the whole day writing 407 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,462 because you won't need a day job. 408 00:15:28,530 --> 00:15:31,265 And my Dougie can paint till he's blue in the face. 409 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,934 - How are you arranging that? 410 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:36,336 - Who's ever bought a painting from a coffee shop wall? 411 00:15:37,906 --> 00:15:39,874 - Someone who loves art? 412 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,676 - Someone who loves her son. 413 00:15:41,743 --> 00:15:45,045 [quirky music] 414 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,381 - You've spent thousands of dollars. 415 00:15:47,448 --> 00:15:49,584 - Eh, Keith and I have quite the nest egg. 416 00:15:49,651 --> 00:15:51,051 - Oh, my God. 417 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,953 - Yeah, we were gonna be snowbirds in West Palm Beach, 418 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,722 but... - I cannot believe it. 419 00:15:54,789 --> 00:15:56,457 - Who needs to buy an overpriced condo 420 00:15:56,524 --> 00:16:01,261 when we could invest in your dreams... 421 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,598 and a grandbaby? 422 00:16:03,665 --> 00:16:06,166 - This is straight-up blackmail. 423 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,235 - Eh, don't be so dramatic. - That is what it is. 424 00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:10,638 Patty! - It's an opportunity, honey. 425 00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,808 - I don't see it that way. 426 00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:16,210 - Well, you want to know how I see it? 427 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:19,781 High-pressure front creates clear skies ahead. 428 00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:21,749 It's a great time to soak up the sunshine 429 00:16:21,816 --> 00:16:23,785 and enjoy the fresh air. 430 00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:26,453 ♪ ♪ 431 00:16:26,521 --> 00:16:28,723 Back to you, Alice. 432 00:16:28,790 --> 00:16:34,596 ♪ ♪ 433 00:16:36,731 --> 00:16:39,534 [soft indie rock music playing] 434 00:16:39,801 --> 00:16:42,871 ♪ ♪ 435 00:16:42,937 --> 00:16:45,472 - Was it awful? 436 00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:48,442 - [sighs] Your mom is just full of surprises. 437 00:16:48,510 --> 00:16:51,278 - [laughs] Yeah, she already texted. 438 00:16:52,747 --> 00:16:54,414 - What did she say? 439 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:57,451 - She feels like you really get where she's coming from now. 440 00:16:57,519 --> 00:17:00,555 - Yeah, well, she made it pretty clear. 441 00:17:00,622 --> 00:17:01,856 - Hmm. 442 00:17:01,923 --> 00:17:05,960 ♪ ♪ 443 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:09,429 - Can you, um, take a break? 444 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:14,167 - I'm kind of in the zone right now, babe. 445 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,435 - I need to tell you something. 446 00:17:15,503 --> 00:17:18,305 - Well, the coffee shop wants another series. 447 00:17:19,941 --> 00:17:21,876 - Awesome. - Yeah. 448 00:17:21,943 --> 00:17:23,277 I mean, the guy thinks I should charge more 449 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:26,014 because they're selling so fast. 450 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,882 - Like, how much? 451 00:17:27,949 --> 00:17:29,984 - He thinks I should double it. [chuckles] 452 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,286 - Jesus. - [laughing] Yeah. 453 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:36,024 I mean, at those prices, I could leave the sign shop. 454 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:38,927 - Is that smart? 455 00:17:38,993 --> 00:17:40,795 - I mean, I could be legit. 456 00:17:40,862 --> 00:17:43,263 I could open my own art gallery. 457 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,165 - Yeah, but it seems risky. 458 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:48,302 - Okay. Where is this coming from? 459 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:51,673 - I just don't want you hurt. 460 00:17:51,739 --> 00:17:54,842 - [sighs] 461 00:17:54,909 --> 00:17:58,478 I'm tough. 462 00:17:58,546 --> 00:18:01,683 Oh, hey, uh, what was it you wanted to tell me? 463 00:18:01,749 --> 00:18:03,785 - [inhales sharply] 464 00:18:03,851 --> 00:18:05,787 [sighs] 465 00:18:05,853 --> 00:18:07,287 Um... 466 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,657 just that your mom... 467 00:18:09,724 --> 00:18:13,093 ♪ ♪ 468 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,630 Is really proud of you. 469 00:18:15,697 --> 00:18:17,632 - [chuckles] 470 00:18:17,699 --> 00:18:19,366 Oh. 471 00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,937 Oh, how did the, uh, dessert battle go? 472 00:18:23,004 --> 00:18:25,907 ♪ ♪ 473 00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:28,108 - Brutal. 474 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:31,079 - Well, that's the thing about Mom. 475 00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:34,048 She always wins. 476 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:37,085 [children clamoring] 477 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:40,088 [upbeat rock music] 478 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:42,222 - Ooh! How's the Alien Blood? 479 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,592 - Oh, it's just lemonade and dry ice. 480 00:18:44,659 --> 00:18:47,160 - Aww, were you hoping for real alien blood? 481 00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,529 - There's an actual astronaut 482 00:18:48,596 --> 00:18:50,263 taking pictures with everyone, so... 483 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,199 - Oh, yeah, and don't forget the exact replica 484 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:55,036 of Mission Control. - Mm. 485 00:18:55,103 --> 00:18:56,604 No one needs me here. 486 00:18:58,706 --> 00:18:59,874 [groans] 487 00:18:59,941 --> 00:19:01,943 - [laughing] 488 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,144 I need you... - Thank you. 489 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:05,813 - Inside this moon bounce. - Oh! 490 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:06,814 - Stat! - Yeah. 491 00:19:06,881 --> 00:19:08,583 - I mean, look at him. 492 00:19:08,650 --> 00:19:10,852 He never exercised once when we were married. 493 00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:13,521 Now he's like a gymnast. 494 00:19:13,588 --> 00:19:16,124 - Everybody's a gymnast in a bounce house, Melissa. 495 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,892 - I saw him hold Crow Pose 496 00:19:17,959 --> 00:19:19,961 for, like, ten minutes the other day. 497 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,095 - What the hell is that? 498 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,462 - I'm just saying-- 499 00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:25,033 if he tried this hard when we were married... 500 00:19:25,099 --> 00:19:26,567 - Okay? 501 00:19:28,102 --> 00:19:29,369 - Okay what? 502 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,072 - Well, finish your sentence. 503 00:19:31,139 --> 00:19:33,173 - Nothing. 504 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,976 It's just annoying. 505 00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:40,715 ♪ ♪ 506 00:19:40,782 --> 00:19:42,583 - Higher. Come on! [laughs] 507 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:48,956 - You got a good arm. 508 00:19:49,023 --> 00:19:50,457 You should join the baseball team. 509 00:19:50,525 --> 00:19:52,225 It'd look good on your applications. 510 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,761 - Don't have to worry about that now. 511 00:19:53,828 --> 00:19:56,164 - Oh, we're gonna worry about it, braj. 512 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:59,399 - Did you just say "braj"? 513 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,602 - All I need is your study guide. 514 00:20:01,669 --> 00:20:03,538 - My tutor didn't give it to me. 515 00:20:03,604 --> 00:20:05,840 - Okay, so we'll go get it from him. 516 00:20:05,907 --> 00:20:07,075 - What's the point? 517 00:20:07,141 --> 00:20:09,777 - You're the one getting screwed. 518 00:20:09,844 --> 00:20:12,113 - Actually... 519 00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:13,614 you are. 520 00:20:13,681 --> 00:20:15,449 - How? 521 00:20:16,918 --> 00:20:18,385 - If all this goes away, 522 00:20:18,452 --> 00:20:21,022 you and my dad can't rub your privates on each other anymore. 523 00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:22,623 - Ew! 524 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,863 That's why you think I'm doing this? 525 00:20:28,930 --> 00:20:32,332 - I saw you guys sharing a piece of pie, okay? 526 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,869 - So what? I like pie. 527 00:20:34,936 --> 00:20:37,437 - Nobody shares pie unless they're smashin' smellies. 528 00:20:37,505 --> 00:20:41,008 - Stop saying those things! 529 00:20:41,075 --> 00:20:42,510 - Am I wrong? 530 00:20:42,577 --> 00:20:44,779 - Regardless of what you think you saw 531 00:20:44,846 --> 00:20:47,347 or what you think I'm dying to do with my lady parts, 532 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,584 you still deserve your day in court. 533 00:20:52,587 --> 00:20:56,758 - The tutor probably shouldn't testify on my behalf. 534 00:20:56,824 --> 00:20:58,025 - Why not? 535 00:20:58,092 --> 00:20:59,660 - Because, uh... 536 00:20:59,727 --> 00:21:02,597 I paid him in weed so he'd go away. 537 00:21:04,198 --> 00:21:06,100 - How'd you get the A, then? 538 00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:09,871 - Just copied off the dork in front of me. 539 00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:11,873 - [sighs] 540 00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:13,908 Why? 541 00:21:13,975 --> 00:21:16,711 [soft music] 542 00:21:16,778 --> 00:21:19,312 - Oh, it's just easier being the kid everyone thinks I am. 543 00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:21,816 - But you don't have to be. 544 00:21:21,883 --> 00:21:26,419 ♪ ♪ 545 00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:28,488 - It's the only way to get rid of you. 546 00:21:28,556 --> 00:21:30,825 ♪ ♪ 547 00:21:30,892 --> 00:21:33,628 - There were a million other ways to do that. 548 00:21:33,694 --> 00:21:40,768 ♪ ♪ 549 00:21:43,271 --> 00:21:45,072 [children clamoring] 550 00:21:45,139 --> 00:21:47,474 - And then face it out that way. 551 00:21:47,542 --> 00:21:50,044 - Ooh, nice! - No, we got people for that. 552 00:21:50,111 --> 00:21:52,113 - Oh. All right, rad. [chuckles] 553 00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:54,182 Um, well, thank you for letting me crash 554 00:21:54,248 --> 00:21:55,348 your son's birthday party. 555 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:56,851 - Oh, my gosh, no. 556 00:21:56,918 --> 00:21:58,485 Thank you for the killer class. It was amazing. 557 00:21:58,553 --> 00:22:00,353 - Oh, hey, you did all the work. 558 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,256 - You're the one who taught Brett to touch his toes. 559 00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:03,456 - Oh, yeah. 560 00:22:03,524 --> 00:22:05,560 Yeah, he's not-- he's not exactly a yogi, 561 00:22:05,626 --> 00:22:08,796 but, you know, he's a pretty great dude. 562 00:22:08,863 --> 00:22:11,065 - Well, you must be pretty great yourself. 563 00:22:13,301 --> 00:22:14,635 - [chuckles] 564 00:22:14,702 --> 00:22:16,704 [feedback whines] - [clears throat] Check, check. 565 00:22:16,771 --> 00:22:20,942 Will the birthday boy please report to the dance floor? 566 00:22:22,977 --> 00:22:25,513 I said, will the birthday boy 567 00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:28,282 please report to the dance floor? 568 00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:29,984 There he is. 569 00:22:30,051 --> 00:22:33,020 [Cameo's "Word Up!" playing] 570 00:22:33,087 --> 00:22:39,994 ♪ ♪ 571 00:22:46,534 --> 00:22:50,538 - ♪ Yo, pretty ladies around the world ♪ 572 00:22:50,605 --> 00:22:52,640 ♪ Got a weird thing to show you ♪ 573 00:22:52,707 --> 00:22:54,976 ♪ So tell all the boys and girls ♪ 574 00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:58,713 ♪ Wave your hands in the air like you don't care ♪ 575 00:22:58,779 --> 00:23:01,215 [laughter] ♪ Glide by the people ♪ 576 00:23:01,282 --> 00:23:03,184 ♪ As they start to look and stare ♪ 577 00:23:03,251 --> 00:23:04,752 - Oh, Zach. 578 00:23:04,819 --> 00:23:06,854 - ♪ Do your dance, do your dance quick ♪ 579 00:23:06,921 --> 00:23:10,691 [distorted voices and laughter echoing] 580 00:23:10,758 --> 00:23:15,630 ♪ ♪ 581 00:23:15,696 --> 00:23:17,765 - Hold my Alien Blood. - Yeah 582 00:23:17,832 --> 00:23:19,267 - Okay, yeah! 583 00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:21,102 Come on, everyone, it's a dance party. 584 00:23:21,168 --> 00:23:23,337 Everybody report to the dance floor. 585 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:26,674 [kids laughing, cheering] 586 00:23:26,741 --> 00:23:28,743 - ♪ But you got to realize ♪ 587 00:23:28,809 --> 00:23:30,645 ♪ That you're acting like fools ♪ 588 00:23:30,711 --> 00:23:32,647 ♪ If there's music, we can use it ♪ 589 00:23:32,713 --> 00:23:35,049 ♪ We need to dance ♪ 590 00:23:35,116 --> 00:23:38,986 ♪ We don't have no time for psychological romance ♪ 591 00:23:39,053 --> 00:23:41,555 ♪ No romance, no romance ♪ 592 00:23:41,622 --> 00:23:43,991 ♪ No romance for me, mama ♪ 593 00:23:44,058 --> 00:23:47,328 ♪ Come on, baby, tell me what's the word? ♪ 594 00:23:47,395 --> 00:23:49,664 - Don't get me wrong. 595 00:23:49,730 --> 00:23:51,666 She's attractive, that's for sure. 596 00:23:51,732 --> 00:23:53,701 But her features are too even for Buzz. 597 00:23:53,768 --> 00:23:55,303 I mean, that injected airbrush look 598 00:23:55,369 --> 00:23:56,237 just doesn't do it for him. 599 00:23:56,304 --> 00:23:57,538 [mews softly] 600 00:23:57,605 --> 00:23:59,774 Even if it's all the rage on social media. 601 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,876 [knife bangs loudly on cutting board] 602 00:24:01,943 --> 00:24:03,911 Maybe I'm old-fashioned, 603 00:24:03,978 --> 00:24:06,147 but I still say the way to get in a man's pants 604 00:24:06,213 --> 00:24:07,381 is through his stomach. 605 00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:09,116 Yeah, right, Mr. Fingers? 606 00:24:09,183 --> 00:24:11,752 Don't you worry your furry little tail, okay? 607 00:24:11,819 --> 00:24:13,955 Buzz knows a girl that thin 608 00:24:14,021 --> 00:24:16,624 could never make a meal like this, right? 609 00:24:16,691 --> 00:24:17,525 Yeah. 610 00:24:17,591 --> 00:24:20,628 [dramatic music] 611 00:24:20,695 --> 00:24:24,432 [breathing heavily] 612 00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:26,400 [car door slams] Alice? 613 00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:27,969 Alice, it's Marilyn. 614 00:24:28,035 --> 00:24:31,138 Um, I need you to call me back right away. 615 00:24:31,205 --> 00:24:32,907 It's very important. Please. 616 00:24:32,974 --> 00:24:34,842 Something terrible has happened. 617 00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:38,612 [engine turns over] 618 00:24:38,679 --> 00:24:41,682 [engine revving, tires squealing] 619 00:24:41,749 --> 00:24:44,618 ♪ ♪ 620 00:24:46,620 --> 00:24:47,688 [school bell rings] 621 00:24:48,089 --> 00:24:50,958 [upbeat music] 622 00:24:51,025 --> 00:24:52,960 ♪ ♪ 623 00:24:53,027 --> 00:24:54,395 - Sorry I'm late. 624 00:24:54,462 --> 00:24:58,132 - Um, we're in a meeting here. 625 00:24:58,199 --> 00:24:59,533 - Who are you? 626 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,102 - Mm, that's not the right question. 627 00:25:01,168 --> 00:25:02,336 - Excuse me? 628 00:25:02,403 --> 00:25:04,205 - The question you should be asking is, 629 00:25:04,271 --> 00:25:07,208 why does the CEO of the Birdie Bradley Foundation 630 00:25:07,274 --> 00:25:08,809 have to waste her time 631 00:25:08,876 --> 00:25:11,278 to defend our premier candidate? 632 00:25:13,647 --> 00:25:15,483 - I honestly need to know who you are 633 00:25:15,549 --> 00:25:16,617 for security purposes. 634 00:25:16,684 --> 00:25:19,520 - I'm... [scoffs] 635 00:25:19,587 --> 00:25:21,956 I'm Birdie Bradley. 636 00:25:22,023 --> 00:25:23,491 - Are we safe right now? 637 00:25:23,557 --> 00:25:25,126 - She gave Ford the scholarship. 638 00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:26,527 - That I hear he may lose 639 00:25:26,594 --> 00:25:29,130 based on these scurrilous allegations. 640 00:25:29,196 --> 00:25:31,799 - We have a strict policy when it comes to cheating. 641 00:25:31,866 --> 00:25:33,868 - Oh, yeah? What's the policy? 642 00:25:33,934 --> 00:25:35,603 Don't bother believing in yourself 643 00:25:35,669 --> 00:25:37,204 because no one else will? 644 00:25:37,271 --> 00:25:39,407 Guilty until proven innocent? 645 00:25:39,473 --> 00:25:40,775 - He had the exact same answers. 646 00:25:40,841 --> 00:25:42,109 - Exactly. 647 00:25:42,176 --> 00:25:45,514 How do we know this other student didn't cheat off Ford? 648 00:25:45,579 --> 00:25:47,348 - She's a National Merit Scholar 649 00:25:47,415 --> 00:25:50,317 who's attending Yale in the fall. 650 00:25:50,384 --> 00:25:52,720 - Exactly. No need to study anymore. 651 00:25:52,787 --> 00:25:54,922 Classic case of senioritis. 652 00:25:54,989 --> 00:25:56,624 - Ford also admitted he cheated 653 00:25:56,690 --> 00:25:58,793 two minutes before you walked in. 654 00:26:02,897 --> 00:26:07,134 - Exactly, because the system is stacked against him 655 00:26:07,201 --> 00:26:08,969 and every other student 656 00:26:09,036 --> 00:26:12,239 who will never be a National Merit Scholar. 657 00:26:12,306 --> 00:26:13,474 - Ms. Bradley-- 658 00:26:13,542 --> 00:26:15,576 - Ford is a victim of privileged bias, 659 00:26:15,643 --> 00:26:17,645 which is not just an indictment of this school 660 00:26:17,711 --> 00:26:20,081 but really of the entire education system 661 00:26:20,147 --> 00:26:21,516 in this country. 662 00:26:21,582 --> 00:26:23,084 - I don't disagree there's room for improvement. 663 00:26:23,150 --> 00:26:25,486 - So you agree that you give kids with money 664 00:26:25,554 --> 00:26:27,455 an unfair advantage? - I never said that. 665 00:26:27,522 --> 00:26:29,924 - And yet, we all heard you loud and clear. 666 00:26:29,990 --> 00:26:32,493 - [sighs] 667 00:26:32,561 --> 00:26:34,829 - The Foundation is prepared to forgive 668 00:26:34,895 --> 00:26:38,065 your offensive assault on disadvantaged students 669 00:26:38,132 --> 00:26:42,736 in exchange for Ford's complete exoneration. 670 00:26:42,803 --> 00:26:47,475 - This whole thing is making me real uncomfortable. 671 00:26:47,542 --> 00:26:49,743 - Well, would it make you more comfortable 672 00:26:49,810 --> 00:26:51,846 if the Foundation continued the scholarship 673 00:26:51,912 --> 00:26:54,048 for another student after Ford graduates? 674 00:26:54,115 --> 00:26:59,753 ♪ ♪ 675 00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:01,755 - It'd make me even more comfortable 676 00:27:01,822 --> 00:27:03,558 if it was two students. 677 00:27:03,624 --> 00:27:05,793 - It's educators like you that give me hope 678 00:27:05,860 --> 00:27:07,628 for our children's future. 679 00:27:11,566 --> 00:27:13,033 - Commercial real estate's on the other side. 680 00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:15,236 International properties are on the second floor. 681 00:27:15,302 --> 00:27:16,637 Offices in London and Prague 682 00:27:16,704 --> 00:27:18,706 and just now getting set up in South America. 683 00:27:18,772 --> 00:27:20,207 - You guys have everything but your own barista. 684 00:27:20,274 --> 00:27:23,144 - My man Micheli makes the perfect cappuccino. 685 00:27:23,210 --> 00:27:24,178 He's here round the clock. 686 00:27:24,245 --> 00:27:25,179 - [laughs] - This is it. 687 00:27:25,246 --> 00:27:28,315 If everything goes well, this would be you. 688 00:27:28,382 --> 00:27:31,118 We'd have you round out our luxury property team. 689 00:27:31,185 --> 00:27:33,687 And then, you know, the usual grind of nights and weekends 690 00:27:33,754 --> 00:27:35,656 until you work your client list back up. 691 00:27:35,723 --> 00:27:37,626 - Where do I sign? - [chuckles] Full disclosure-- 692 00:27:37,691 --> 00:27:39,126 we do have some other candidates in the wings. 693 00:27:39,193 --> 00:27:40,961 - Oh, send them home. I'm your guy. 694 00:27:41,028 --> 00:27:42,229 - Team's excited to meet you. 695 00:27:42,296 --> 00:27:44,265 - I never had a chance to shine at McManus. 696 00:27:44,331 --> 00:27:46,734 Gary always sucked all the air out of the room. 697 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,737 Let me show you what makes me great. 698 00:27:49,803 --> 00:27:51,872 - That is the razzle-dazzle the team wants to see. 699 00:27:51,939 --> 00:27:53,674 [cell phone vibrates] 700 00:27:53,741 --> 00:27:57,211 All right, you know her from her work and more. 701 00:27:57,278 --> 00:27:59,413 The infamous Catherine Crosby, everyone. 702 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,948 - Hey. - Hi. 703 00:28:01,015 --> 00:28:02,917 - [sighs] 704 00:28:02,983 --> 00:28:05,252 Hi. 705 00:28:05,319 --> 00:28:06,588 [cell phone vibrates] 706 00:28:06,655 --> 00:28:09,190 I am so sorry. [chuckles] 707 00:28:09,256 --> 00:28:11,526 - What's wrong? - My daughter just threw up. 708 00:28:11,593 --> 00:28:12,661 - Oh. 709 00:28:12,726 --> 00:28:14,061 Is she alone? 710 00:28:14,128 --> 00:28:16,363 - No, the babysitter's there, but... 711 00:28:18,299 --> 00:28:20,467 - Can she handle it until you get home? 712 00:28:20,535 --> 00:28:22,637 [cell phone vibrates] 713 00:28:22,703 --> 00:28:26,173 [light music] 714 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:29,243 - [sighs] 715 00:28:29,310 --> 00:28:31,111 She really needs her mom. 716 00:28:31,178 --> 00:28:33,981 ♪ ♪ 717 00:28:34,048 --> 00:28:35,650 Sorry. 718 00:28:35,716 --> 00:28:39,787 ♪ ♪ 719 00:28:39,853 --> 00:28:43,324 - All right, who's on deck? That bald guy in the lobby? 720 00:28:43,390 --> 00:28:45,694 - It was supposed to be my solo, not a dance party. 721 00:28:45,759 --> 00:28:47,094 - Mm-hmm. 722 00:28:47,161 --> 00:28:48,963 - Brett jumps in right before I throw my airflare, 723 00:28:49,029 --> 00:28:50,931 you know, and does some lame Funky Chicken. 724 00:28:50,998 --> 00:28:52,333 - Yeah. 725 00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:53,734 - I mean, he just-- 726 00:28:53,801 --> 00:28:56,036 he always has to steal my thunder, you know? 727 00:28:56,103 --> 00:28:57,171 - Sucks. 728 00:28:57,238 --> 00:28:59,273 - What is with that guy? 729 00:28:59,340 --> 00:29:01,408 [soft rock music playing] 730 00:29:01,475 --> 00:29:04,912 - We can't move to Chicago. 731 00:29:04,979 --> 00:29:07,582 I was watching him with her and with Zach and with Zoe 732 00:29:07,649 --> 00:29:11,452 and how much fun they have together. 733 00:29:11,519 --> 00:29:13,187 - We have fun with them, too. 734 00:29:13,254 --> 00:29:15,657 - I can't take that away from him. 735 00:29:15,724 --> 00:29:16,957 - Look, Melissa, the firm, 736 00:29:17,024 --> 00:29:18,593 they're not gonna give me another shot like this. 737 00:29:18,660 --> 00:29:22,029 - I can't ruin his life again. I can't. 738 00:29:22,096 --> 00:29:24,198 ♪ ♪ 739 00:29:24,265 --> 00:29:25,399 - What about mine? 740 00:29:27,868 --> 00:29:29,303 - You still have me. 741 00:29:29,370 --> 00:29:35,309 ♪ ♪ 742 00:29:37,144 --> 00:29:40,214 [Whitney Houston's "I Have Nothing"] 743 00:29:40,281 --> 00:29:43,317 ♪ ♪ 744 00:29:43,384 --> 00:29:48,088 - ♪ I don't want to have to go where you don't follow ♪ 745 00:29:48,155 --> 00:29:52,393 ♪ I won't hold back again this passion inside ♪ 746 00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:54,729 ♪ I can't run from myself ♪ 747 00:29:54,795 --> 00:29:58,799 ♪ There's nowhere to hide ♪ 748 00:29:58,866 --> 00:30:04,572 ♪ Your love I'll remember forever ♪ 749 00:30:04,639 --> 00:30:08,309 ♪ Don't make me ♪ 750 00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:11,979 ♪ Close one more door ♪ 751 00:30:12,046 --> 00:30:16,450 ♪ I don't want to hurt anymore ♪ 752 00:30:19,486 --> 00:30:22,389 [tense music] 753 00:30:22,456 --> 00:30:24,325 ♪ ♪ 754 00:30:24,391 --> 00:30:26,293 - What are you, drunk? 755 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:27,696 Move! Move! 756 00:30:27,762 --> 00:30:29,597 [tires screeching, horn honking] 757 00:30:29,664 --> 00:30:32,099 [breathing heavily] 758 00:30:32,166 --> 00:30:33,500 [horn honks] 759 00:30:33,568 --> 00:30:36,604 ♪ ♪ 760 00:30:36,671 --> 00:30:39,708 [vehicle departing] 761 00:30:39,774 --> 00:30:42,711 ♪ ♪ 762 00:30:42,777 --> 00:30:45,780 [engine revving, tires squealing] 763 00:30:45,846 --> 00:30:48,982 ♪ ♪ 764 00:30:51,352 --> 00:30:54,121 [somber music] 765 00:30:54,388 --> 00:31:01,362 ♪ ♪ 766 00:31:01,428 --> 00:31:02,863 - You okay? 767 00:31:02,930 --> 00:31:06,266 - Yeah. Uh, yeah, I'm just-- 768 00:31:10,204 --> 00:31:13,440 Do you ever wish that, um, life had a pause button? 769 00:31:13,508 --> 00:31:16,644 [both laughing] 770 00:31:18,847 --> 00:31:21,048 - My daughter threw up on me all night. 771 00:31:21,115 --> 00:31:24,184 - Oh, my God! - It, like, got in my mouth. 772 00:31:24,251 --> 00:31:28,021 - I don't know how you do it. - Neither do I. 773 00:31:30,924 --> 00:31:33,628 - What's it like? - Having kids? 774 00:31:33,695 --> 00:31:35,929 - Yeah. 775 00:31:35,996 --> 00:31:38,098 But what's it really like? 776 00:31:39,567 --> 00:31:42,302 - [sighs] Uh... 777 00:31:42,369 --> 00:31:44,773 okay, well... 778 00:31:44,839 --> 00:31:47,141 at first, it's all about keeping them 779 00:31:47,207 --> 00:31:50,144 from hurting themselves-- you know, choking on hot dogs, 780 00:31:50,210 --> 00:31:52,012 uh, plastic bags over their heads, 781 00:31:52,079 --> 00:31:55,315 forks in toasters, crosswalks. 782 00:31:55,382 --> 00:31:57,050 [scoffs] 783 00:31:57,117 --> 00:32:01,288 And if they survive all that, your reward is worrying 784 00:32:01,355 --> 00:32:04,559 about drugs you've never even heard of, 785 00:32:04,626 --> 00:32:09,396 eating disorders, depression, anxiety, heartbreak. 786 00:32:11,398 --> 00:32:13,400 - Whoa. 787 00:32:13,467 --> 00:32:17,404 - That's not even the most terrifying part, really. 788 00:32:19,841 --> 00:32:21,442 Someday... 789 00:32:21,509 --> 00:32:25,312 you will be covered in puke at 2:00 in the morning 790 00:32:25,379 --> 00:32:26,947 and... 791 00:32:29,249 --> 00:32:33,086 Suddenly realize you have no idea who you are anymore. 792 00:32:35,824 --> 00:32:37,792 - So... 793 00:32:37,859 --> 00:32:41,563 why would anyone ever have kids? 794 00:32:41,629 --> 00:32:43,497 - [chuckles] 795 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,135 'Cause... 796 00:32:48,202 --> 00:32:51,038 there's, like... [sighs] 797 00:32:51,104 --> 00:32:54,943 I don't know, five minutes in every day that are... 798 00:32:55,008 --> 00:32:56,945 so incredible. 799 00:32:57,010 --> 00:32:58,680 [soft music] 800 00:32:58,746 --> 00:33:02,884 You catch them singing a song to themselves in the tub, 801 00:33:02,951 --> 00:33:06,453 or they snuggle up to you like a puppy. 802 00:33:08,255 --> 00:33:12,259 Whatever it is, those five minutes 803 00:33:12,326 --> 00:33:15,128 make you forget that you're in hell. 804 00:33:16,865 --> 00:33:19,934 - But is that...enough? 805 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,671 ♪ ♪ 806 00:33:23,738 --> 00:33:25,940 - Sometimes. 807 00:33:26,006 --> 00:33:29,677 ♪ ♪ 808 00:33:29,744 --> 00:33:32,012 How's that for a truth bomb? 809 00:33:33,715 --> 00:33:35,617 - Nuclear. 810 00:33:35,683 --> 00:33:42,690 ♪ ♪ 811 00:33:42,757 --> 00:33:44,458 - Time to un-pause. 812 00:33:44,526 --> 00:33:51,298 ♪ ♪ 813 00:33:54,669 --> 00:33:57,505 [Ruby Haunt's "Crave"] 814 00:33:57,572 --> 00:33:59,641 - [clicks tongue] 815 00:33:59,707 --> 00:34:02,777 [breathes deeply] 816 00:34:02,844 --> 00:34:05,713 [knock on window] 817 00:34:05,780 --> 00:34:08,850 ♪ ♪ 818 00:34:08,917 --> 00:34:10,852 [sighs] 819 00:34:10,919 --> 00:34:17,792 ♪ ♪ 820 00:34:17,859 --> 00:34:19,761 - What'd I do now? 821 00:34:19,827 --> 00:34:22,062 - You hit a guy where it hurts. 822 00:34:22,129 --> 00:34:24,464 - Are you serious? 823 00:34:24,532 --> 00:34:27,769 - You just barge in like you own the place... 824 00:34:27,835 --> 00:34:28,836 - Have you been drinking? 825 00:34:28,903 --> 00:34:30,070 - Wave your credit cards around. 826 00:34:30,137 --> 00:34:31,371 - [sighs] Yeah, I use what I got. 827 00:34:31,438 --> 00:34:34,141 - You've known the kid all of five minutes. 828 00:34:34,207 --> 00:34:36,276 - So? - So you've-- 829 00:34:36,343 --> 00:34:38,078 you've done more for him in one day 830 00:34:38,145 --> 00:34:40,380 than I've been able to do in ten years. 831 00:34:40,447 --> 00:34:42,082 - Okay. 832 00:34:42,149 --> 00:34:43,785 You're welcome. 833 00:34:43,851 --> 00:34:46,688 - Do you have any idea how that makes me feel as a father? 834 00:34:46,754 --> 00:34:49,691 - [sighs] 835 00:34:49,757 --> 00:34:51,059 All I did was write a check. 836 00:34:51,124 --> 00:34:53,260 - Yeah, well... 837 00:34:53,327 --> 00:34:57,130 that's what works with them. 838 00:34:57,197 --> 00:35:01,669 - I just want your son to have a fair shot. 839 00:35:01,736 --> 00:35:03,236 - And... 840 00:35:03,303 --> 00:35:06,874 you used the word "scurrilous." 841 00:35:06,941 --> 00:35:09,476 - I googled it in the car. 842 00:35:09,544 --> 00:35:11,478 - [chuckles] 843 00:35:11,546 --> 00:35:13,447 Oh, boy. 844 00:35:13,514 --> 00:35:16,618 Okay, I may have had a few drinks. 845 00:35:16,684 --> 00:35:18,185 - Mm. 846 00:35:18,251 --> 00:35:21,923 Rough day? - Nervous to see you. 847 00:35:21,990 --> 00:35:23,825 You know, the last time we were alone, 848 00:35:23,891 --> 00:35:25,258 things happened. 849 00:35:25,325 --> 00:35:28,395 - Hmm. How do you feel now? 850 00:35:28,462 --> 00:35:29,564 - Bummed. 851 00:35:29,631 --> 00:35:31,431 - Why? 852 00:35:31,498 --> 00:35:36,203 - Well, the right thing to do isn't what I want. 853 00:35:38,106 --> 00:35:39,641 - Then you definitely shouldn't stay. 854 00:35:39,707 --> 00:35:43,611 - Yeah, that is definitely something I shouldn't do. 855 00:35:43,678 --> 00:35:47,115 ♪ ♪ 856 00:35:47,180 --> 00:35:48,883 - Just for the sake of argument, though... 857 00:35:48,950 --> 00:35:52,053 - Yeah? 858 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,154 - What if you did? 859 00:35:54,221 --> 00:35:57,357 - Well, then you really shouldn't get any closer. 860 00:35:59,393 --> 00:36:03,631 - And I obviously shouldn't do this. 861 00:36:03,698 --> 00:36:06,801 ♪ ♪ 862 00:36:06,868 --> 00:36:09,003 - I certainly... 863 00:36:09,070 --> 00:36:11,105 shouldn't do this. 864 00:36:11,171 --> 00:36:13,508 ♪ ♪ 865 00:36:13,574 --> 00:36:17,277 - ♪ Something's always undone ♪ 866 00:36:17,344 --> 00:36:19,881 - Anything else we shouldn't do? 867 00:36:19,947 --> 00:36:23,084 ♪ ♪ 868 00:36:23,151 --> 00:36:24,652 - ♪ Craving ♪ 869 00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,088 ♪ ♪ 870 00:36:27,155 --> 00:36:30,424 ♪ Craving some comfort ♪ 871 00:36:30,490 --> 00:36:33,795 - [grunts] - [laughing] 872 00:36:33,861 --> 00:36:35,462 - ♪ Craving ♪ 873 00:36:37,598 --> 00:36:39,600 - Yeah, yeah, and a coffee with that flavored creamer-- 874 00:36:40,001 --> 00:36:41,069 the no-sugar one? 875 00:36:41,135 --> 00:36:42,070 - Sure. Coming right up. 876 00:36:42,136 --> 00:36:43,938 - Coffee? 877 00:36:44,005 --> 00:36:45,740 - I'm good. [button clicks] 878 00:36:48,442 --> 00:36:51,813 - So Cricket seems like a good get. 879 00:36:51,879 --> 00:36:53,614 - She's cool. - Yeah. 880 00:36:53,681 --> 00:36:55,415 Is it, like, a bang-buddy sitch, 881 00:36:55,482 --> 00:36:58,052 or, uh, you guys in it to win it? 882 00:36:58,119 --> 00:37:00,688 - Why am I here, Connor? 883 00:37:00,755 --> 00:37:02,990 - [sighs] Look, uh... 884 00:37:03,057 --> 00:37:04,726 given the circumstances, 885 00:37:04,792 --> 00:37:06,928 you and I are never gonna be tight. 886 00:37:06,994 --> 00:37:09,063 - Well, since the circumstances were you stealing my wife, 887 00:37:09,130 --> 00:37:10,164 I agree. 888 00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:11,498 - The thing is, 889 00:37:11,566 --> 00:37:15,002 it's really important to Melissa that we're... 890 00:37:15,069 --> 00:37:17,138 all in a good place. 891 00:37:17,205 --> 00:37:19,406 - Mm-hmm. We'd need a time machine for that. 892 00:37:19,473 --> 00:37:21,475 - Yeah, well, what if I had one? 893 00:37:21,542 --> 00:37:24,411 - You probably will for Zach's next birthday. 894 00:37:24,478 --> 00:37:27,982 - I mean, what if I made good on your deal with Melissa? 895 00:37:29,717 --> 00:37:30,785 - Come on, man. 896 00:37:30,852 --> 00:37:32,920 - No, I know a lot of deep-pocket people 897 00:37:32,987 --> 00:37:35,723 who could help you get your car business off the ground. 898 00:37:35,790 --> 00:37:37,424 - What's in it for you? 899 00:37:37,491 --> 00:37:39,527 - I get a new bestie. 900 00:37:41,729 --> 00:37:44,098 It'll make my wife like me more than you. 901 00:37:44,165 --> 00:37:46,466 [chuckles] 902 00:37:46,534 --> 00:37:49,336 - [scoffs] All right. 903 00:37:49,402 --> 00:37:51,471 On one condition. - Hit me. 904 00:37:51,539 --> 00:37:54,842 - Admit I saved your ass at that party. 905 00:37:54,909 --> 00:37:57,178 - Those kids just weren't ready for my moves. 906 00:37:57,245 --> 00:37:59,213 - [laughs] 907 00:37:59,279 --> 00:38:02,150 [Panda Bear's "Ends Meet"] 908 00:38:02,216 --> 00:38:03,618 ♪ ♪ 909 00:38:03,684 --> 00:38:05,653 - I always tell my friends with kids, 910 00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:08,656 one bad decision can wreck a whole garden. 911 00:38:08,723 --> 00:38:11,826 - ♪ It's enterin' the area ♪ 912 00:38:11,893 --> 00:38:16,531 - Children, on the other hand, are extremely resilient. 913 00:38:16,597 --> 00:38:19,133 - ♪ It's takin' over you ♪ 914 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,169 - Which is why seeing a flower grow 915 00:38:21,235 --> 00:38:25,438 can be infinitely more rewarding. 916 00:38:25,506 --> 00:38:27,809 But not everyone's cut out for the responsibility 917 00:38:27,875 --> 00:38:29,277 of plant parenthood. 918 00:38:29,342 --> 00:38:31,212 - With global warming, 919 00:38:31,279 --> 00:38:34,215 Detroit will be just as warm as West Palm. 920 00:38:34,282 --> 00:38:36,017 - By then, I'll be dead. 921 00:38:36,083 --> 00:38:38,853 - Oh, what are you, a scientist now? 922 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,454 [chuckles] Besides... 923 00:38:41,522 --> 00:38:45,392 you'll be plenty warm cuddling our new grandbaby. 924 00:38:45,458 --> 00:38:48,296 - What about the beach? 925 00:38:48,361 --> 00:38:51,933 - Nobody needs to see you in a swimsuit, honey. 926 00:38:51,999 --> 00:38:55,303 - Well, as long as I get to see you in yours. 927 00:38:55,368 --> 00:38:56,704 - [laughs] 928 00:38:56,771 --> 00:38:58,506 - So you have to make sure you're ready, 929 00:38:58,573 --> 00:39:01,209 because gardens don't grow up and move away. 930 00:39:01,275 --> 00:39:03,978 ♪ ♪ 931 00:39:04,045 --> 00:39:07,380 They're something you have to nurture forever. 932 00:39:07,447 --> 00:39:08,950 - Uh, Marilyn? 933 00:39:09,016 --> 00:39:11,686 ♪ ♪ 934 00:39:11,752 --> 00:39:12,753 I need a favor. 935 00:39:12,820 --> 00:39:14,989 - If you're here on Donna's behalf, 936 00:39:15,056 --> 00:39:18,259 I already told her that Buzz cannot get her fireworks. 937 00:39:18,326 --> 00:39:19,694 They're illegal. 938 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,295 - Not that. 939 00:39:21,361 --> 00:39:22,663 It's big. 940 00:39:22,730 --> 00:39:25,299 - You know I'd love to help, 941 00:39:25,365 --> 00:39:29,036 but Buzz has a list of requests a mile long. 942 00:39:29,103 --> 00:39:31,339 ♪ ♪ 943 00:39:31,404 --> 00:39:33,908 - What if it really pissed off my mother-in-law? 944 00:39:36,744 --> 00:39:38,713 - Well, there's always room for one more. 945 00:39:38,779 --> 00:39:41,649 [dramatic music] 946 00:39:41,716 --> 00:39:43,517 ♪ ♪ 947 00:39:43,584 --> 00:39:45,186 - I came as soon as I could. 948 00:39:45,253 --> 00:39:49,824 ♪ ♪ 949 00:39:49,891 --> 00:39:51,259 - You're so sweet. 950 00:39:51,325 --> 00:39:53,628 - Well, our fur babies are like our children. 951 00:39:53,694 --> 00:39:56,163 - Yeah, I got an alert on my phone. 952 00:39:56,230 --> 00:39:57,865 Mr. Fingers got out. 953 00:39:57,932 --> 00:40:00,868 Buzz and his dang window. 954 00:40:00,935 --> 00:40:04,272 - Hon, how did you get him away from the coyote? 955 00:40:04,338 --> 00:40:05,773 - Well, thank goodness for Japanese cutlery, 956 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:08,910 because that thing-- that thing had him in his jaw. 957 00:40:08,976 --> 00:40:10,778 There was so much blood. 958 00:40:10,845 --> 00:40:13,714 - Well, you did everything, um... 959 00:40:13,781 --> 00:40:16,250 you could. 960 00:40:16,317 --> 00:40:18,185 - Mm-hmm. 961 00:40:18,252 --> 00:40:19,820 Let's talk about something else. 962 00:40:19,887 --> 00:40:22,189 - Mm-hmm, of course. [laughs nervously] 963 00:40:22,256 --> 00:40:25,026 - Why are you still in your gown? 964 00:40:25,092 --> 00:40:27,395 - Oh, um... 965 00:40:27,460 --> 00:40:29,130 wild night. [chuckles] 966 00:40:29,196 --> 00:40:30,598 - Yeah, wild. 967 00:40:30,665 --> 00:40:33,301 I mean, that's what the gala is about. 968 00:40:33,367 --> 00:40:36,370 - I'll never forget it. - [chuckles] 969 00:40:36,436 --> 00:40:38,339 Yeah. 970 00:40:38,406 --> 00:40:40,341 By the way... 971 00:40:40,408 --> 00:40:43,210 someone stole the quilt. 972 00:40:44,645 --> 00:40:47,381 - [laughs nervously] 973 00:40:47,447 --> 00:40:49,083 How do you know? 974 00:40:49,150 --> 00:40:51,052 - [whispering] I saw it... 975 00:40:51,118 --> 00:40:53,020 [normal voice] Hanging out of a trunk of a black Cadillac. 976 00:40:53,087 --> 00:40:54,722 - Whose? 977 00:40:54,789 --> 00:40:56,223 - Well... 978 00:40:56,290 --> 00:40:59,927 I mean, doesn't that smarmy realtor Gary Mills drive one? 979 00:40:59,994 --> 00:41:02,730 - Uh, everyone in Grosse Pointe does. 980 00:41:02,797 --> 00:41:05,199 - Well, not everyone was as PO'd as Gary's wife 981 00:41:05,266 --> 00:41:07,668 when she got outbid at the auction. 982 00:41:07,735 --> 00:41:09,870 - I mean, you were upset, and-- 983 00:41:09,937 --> 00:41:12,873 and you probably weren't thinking straight, so... 984 00:41:12,940 --> 00:41:14,342 - I know what I saw. 985 00:41:14,408 --> 00:41:16,978 ♪ ♪ 986 00:41:17,044 --> 00:41:19,413 - Well, you have more important things to worry about. 987 00:41:19,479 --> 00:41:21,415 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 988 00:41:21,481 --> 00:41:22,850 But I will get that thing back. 989 00:41:22,917 --> 00:41:25,453 [door clicks] - Mrs. Lewis? 990 00:41:25,519 --> 00:41:27,487 - [gasps] 991 00:41:27,555 --> 00:41:30,291 - Mr. Fingers is a very tough cat. 992 00:41:30,358 --> 00:41:31,559 We'll have to keep him till he heals, 993 00:41:31,625 --> 00:41:32,994 but he's gonna make it. 994 00:41:33,060 --> 00:41:35,329 - Thank God! Thank God! 995 00:41:35,396 --> 00:41:37,798 [crying] 996 00:41:37,865 --> 00:41:39,900 - See? 997 00:41:39,967 --> 00:41:42,103 It's gonna be okay. 998 00:41:42,169 --> 00:41:45,306 - [sobbing] 999 00:41:45,373 --> 00:41:47,908 - It's all gonna be fine. 69947

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