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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,588 --> 00:00:09,592 SHAW BROTHERS (HK) LTD. A SHAW STUDIOS PRODUCTION 2 00:00:15,431 --> 00:00:17,975 Amitabha... Amitabha... 3 00:00:18,100 --> 00:00:20,394 Eminent monk of the Song Dynasty Bhagavan Tathagata 4 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:23,231 meditated in reclusion for seven years in Ten Thousand Buddha Grotto, 5 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:25,066 gathering Heaven and Earth's righteous energy, 6 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:27,902 devoting himself to the creation of the nine stances of the Buddha's Palm, 7 00:00:28,027 --> 00:00:30,905 reputed to be the supreme and unparalleled martial art. 8 00:00:32,990 --> 00:00:34,450 Amitabha... 9 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:37,495 ALEX MAN AS KOO HON-WAN Master... 10 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:40,748 Why are you doing this? Why? 11 00:00:40,873 --> 00:00:44,752 With champions from under Heaven all swarming to him in admiration, 12 00:00:44,877 --> 00:00:48,923 the Bhagavan, his indulgence exhausted, became completely lost in his training, 13 00:00:49,048 --> 00:00:51,133 his life pushed to the brink. 14 00:00:55,638 --> 00:01:03,688 Hon-wan, this Blazing Cloud Battle Robe, take it and do what you will. 15 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:08,317 You must take good care of yourself from now on. 16 00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:17,702 Master? 17 00:01:18,619 --> 00:01:19,787 Master! 18 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:22,748 Master... 19 00:01:23,624 --> 00:01:25,793 They killed you! 20 00:01:26,627 --> 00:01:28,045 Master. 21 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:31,799 Master. 22 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:35,344 They've driven you to your death. 23 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:56,657 BUDDHA'S PALM 24 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:59,410 Having witnessed the Bhagavan's demise, 25 00:01:59,535 --> 00:02:02,371 Koo Hon-wan, blinded by indignation, declared himself the Blazing Cloud Mad God, 26 00:02:02,496 --> 00:02:05,249 and slaughtered his way through the martial arts world. 27 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:08,169 LIGHTING: CHAN FAN RECORDING: TSUI BING-KWONG 28 00:02:08,836 --> 00:02:12,006 MAKE-UPI LAU KAI-SING, POON MAN-WAH COSTUMES: LIU CHI-YU 29 00:02:12,673 --> 00:02:15,885 EDITING: SIU FUNG, MA CHUNG-YIU CINEMATOGRAPHYI WONG CHIT 30 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:18,929 ART DIRECTOR: CHAN KING-SAM PROPS: SHAM HIN-CHO, YU YIN-MAN 31 00:02:19,555 --> 00:02:22,350 VISUAL EFFECTS: FILM MAGIC MUSIC: BOBBY CHAN 32 00:02:22,933 --> 00:02:25,770 PRODUCTION MANAGER: VIRGINIA LOK UNIT MANAGER: LAU CHING-PANG 33 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:28,939 ACTION DESIGN: TANG TAK CHEUNG 34 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:00,971 BOOM! BANG! WHOOSH! POW! YAH! 35 00:03:16,487 --> 00:03:19,115 Back then, only the Twin Bell and Rings, the Three Absolute Palms, 36 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:22,493 and the Myriad Swords Celestial could withstand the Mad God. 37 00:03:22,618 --> 00:03:25,955 They met atop the heavenly mountain, Tengri Tagh, and after a fierce battle, 38 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,999 the five devils vanished from the world. 39 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:31,001 MYRIAD SWORDS CELESTIAL THE HEAVENLY CRIPPLE 40 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,347 In the blink of an eye, twenty years have passed. 41 00:03:43,472 --> 00:03:46,851 At Nine-Tasseled Flying Bell's ancestral home, Mount Mirage Villa, 42 00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:48,686 events being to stir once more. 43 00:03:58,821 --> 00:04:00,948 PAUL CHE AS SKINNY LOUT, TSUI YU-NAI 44 00:04:01,073 --> 00:04:02,742 Mmm, good stuff! 45 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:05,578 CHIANG KAM AS FAT LOUT, TSUI YU-SHA 46 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,251 What is it? 47 00:04:12,376 --> 00:04:15,629 - Check it out. - Hey, let's have a bit of fun with him. 48 00:04:18,924 --> 00:04:20,342 Hey, hey! 49 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:24,847 Go! 50 00:04:29,977 --> 00:04:33,731 Li'l Martial Brother, I sure feel sorry for you. 51 00:04:33,856 --> 00:04:39,028 Martial Brother, what happened for you to feel so sorry for him? Eh? 52 00:04:39,153 --> 00:04:41,280 Martial Sister's getting married. 53 00:04:41,405 --> 00:04:44,784 Oh, Lung Kim-fei! Congratulations are in order, then! 54 00:04:44,909 --> 00:04:49,997 Uh-uh... he's not the groom, though. Heart-of-Ice-in-White is! 55 00:04:50,122 --> 00:04:53,459 Oh, dear! That really is too bad. 56 00:04:53,584 --> 00:04:59,757 So, first his face gets all scratched up, and now his lover doesn't want him. 57 00:04:59,882 --> 00:05:03,427 DEREK YEE AS LUNG KIM-FEI Martial Sister, she'd never do that! 58 00:05:07,681 --> 00:05:09,099 Martial Sister? 59 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:11,352 Martial Sister? 60 00:05:12,144 --> 00:05:14,063 Martial Sister? Martial Sister? 61 00:05:15,856 --> 00:05:18,025 CANDICE YU AS BLONDE-IN-CRIMSON-SILK Kim-fei... 62 00:05:18,150 --> 00:05:22,488 Martial Sister, they're saying you and that Heart-of-Ice-in-White are... 63 00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:27,201 - Go back inside. - Yes. 64 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:32,206 Kim-fei... I know you treat me very well. 65 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:36,126 What happened to your face was all because of me. 66 00:05:38,045 --> 00:05:39,588 But as you know, 67 00:05:39,713 --> 00:05:44,176 the reputation of our Nu River Sect worsens with each passing day. 68 00:05:44,301 --> 00:05:46,887 What's more, Father hopes... 69 00:05:47,012 --> 00:05:50,015 He hopes we will gain Young Master Au-yeung's favor. 70 00:05:50,140 --> 00:05:52,643 Then, we will not fear our nemesis, the Golden Robes. 71 00:05:52,768 --> 00:05:55,563 In other words, Master is using you as a bargaining tool? 72 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:58,816 Even if I was to disobey Father and marry you instead, 73 00:05:58,941 --> 00:06:02,403 how will you defeat the Golden Robes, tell me? 74 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:06,782 I'll sacrifice the other half of my face! 75 00:06:07,741 --> 00:06:09,159 Kim-fei... 76 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:13,247 Martial Sister, tell me this, then, do you actually love that Heart-of-lce? 77 00:06:13,372 --> 00:06:17,793 You still don't understand? I have no choice in the matter! 78 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:25,593 Ah, what's wrong with you? These are for our guests. 79 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:28,470 - I'll get a right earful ifl spill it. - Let me take it in. 80 00:06:37,229 --> 00:06:39,481 Young Master Au-yeung, you are much too kind. 81 00:06:39,607 --> 00:06:42,276 You flatter me! You're the one who's too kind. 82 00:06:43,193 --> 00:06:46,113 What are these small tokens of gratitude but trifles? 83 00:06:46,238 --> 00:06:47,448 Your tea! 84 00:06:50,075 --> 00:06:52,494 KU KUAN-CHUNG AS HEART-OF-ICE-IN-WHITE 85 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:54,622 Stand down! 86 00:06:55,497 --> 00:06:59,001 So the Lau residence is home to crouching tigers and hidden dragons? 87 00:07:05,382 --> 00:07:07,843 CHING MIAO AS LORD OF MIRAGE VILLAGE Kim-fei, such impudence! 88 00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:21,273 You fail to know your place! 89 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:24,234 What's happening? 90 00:07:25,277 --> 00:07:28,697 Great men show great mercy. Think nothing of this boy! 91 00:08:23,252 --> 00:08:26,588 Lung Kim-fei, you just keep going at him. What's the point? 92 00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:29,133 Tell me, how are you any match for Heart-of-lce-in- White ? 93 00:08:29,258 --> 00:08:32,302 Be careful now! Ow! Kicked again. 94 00:08:32,428 --> 00:08:35,389 Yikes! That kick sure got you good. 95 00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:40,894 I can't believe he got saved by some kind of monster. 96 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:43,439 Talk about a close call! 97 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:08,672 Elder, yourjunior before you... 98 00:09:12,551 --> 00:09:15,888 Lung Kim-fei, one close call doesn't mean your luck won 't run out. 99 00:09:16,013 --> 00:09:18,724 This old-timer's not easy to get along with. 100 00:09:21,185 --> 00:09:23,020 Why'd you save me? Now everyone's bullying me! 101 00:09:23,145 --> 00:09:26,607 Look how that old geezer treated me! Martial Sister has ditched me as well. 102 00:09:29,109 --> 00:09:31,570 Whoa! How are we so high up? 103 00:09:35,783 --> 00:09:38,160 What's with you? Think you're so smart for saving me? 104 00:09:38,285 --> 00:09:41,997 Like I need you to save me! Get lost! Scram! Scram! 105 00:09:48,003 --> 00:09:52,216 Why did you save me? If you're gonna humiliate me, just let me die! 106 00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:56,011 Do you desperately want to die? I refuse to grant your wish! 107 00:09:56,136 --> 00:09:59,348 - Like I need you to grant it! My death... - Silence! 108 00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:06,188 The reason I deny you death for now is so I can make you my disciple. 109 00:10:06,313 --> 00:10:09,066 Elder, you're making a mistake. I'm bad at martial arts and I'm stupid... 110 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:11,360 It's because you're stupid! 111 00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:13,487 I need to wake you up. 112 00:10:14,738 --> 00:10:18,283 - First, accept me as your master. - I already have a master. 113 00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:23,580 You won't do it? 114 00:10:24,289 --> 00:10:26,375 - You really won't? - I won't! 115 00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:33,674 Fine! Fine... 116 00:10:35,050 --> 00:10:38,887 - I take it you must be starving. - A little. 117 00:10:39,012 --> 00:10:40,848 Then, come with me. 118 00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:47,563 ISOLATION GROTTO 119 00:10:52,943 --> 00:10:55,946 Good boy, Dopey Off you go. 120 00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:04,621 Hey, what kinda martial arts do you wanna teach me anyway? 121 00:11:06,623 --> 00:11:10,169 That created by my master Bhagavan Tathagata: Buddha's Palm. 122 00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:13,922 Buddha's Palm? That means you, Elder, are the Blazing Cloud Mad God. 123 00:11:14,047 --> 00:11:15,966 That's impossible. Aren't you dead already? 124 00:11:16,091 --> 00:11:17,676 Dead? 125 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,727 The Blazing Cloud Mad God cannot die so easily! 126 00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:32,399 Koo Hon-wan shall never yield to anyone! 127 00:11:32,524 --> 00:11:34,443 Isn't that right, Dopey? 128 00:11:38,238 --> 00:11:40,240 Still raw... 129 00:11:40,365 --> 00:11:41,992 You're bananas! 130 00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:47,372 So... so what happened to your eyes? 131 00:11:47,497 --> 00:11:49,082 My Eyes? 132 00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:53,921 I've been blind for over a decade. 133 00:11:56,548 --> 00:12:00,510 Today, I am in good spirits, so I have no qualms telling you. 134 00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:02,304 Dopey, pay attention! 135 00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:06,558 Back when I still roamed the land, 136 00:12:06,683 --> 00:12:12,397 I never encountered a worthy adversary, for only I knew the Buddha's Palm. 137 00:12:19,571 --> 00:12:22,407 At the Battle of Tengri Tagh, 138 00:12:22,532 --> 00:12:24,868 The Twin Bell and Rings, the Three Absolute Palms, 139 00:12:24,993 --> 00:12:27,371 and the Heavenly Cripple ambushed me! 140 00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:29,748 They threw me over the mountain cliff. 141 00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:33,335 I was gravely wounded, 142 00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:34,836 and I had lost sight in my eyes! 143 00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:36,630 CHEN SZU-CHIA AS NINE-TASSELLED FLYING BELL 144 00:12:36,713 --> 00:12:40,509 Eventually... Eventually, I could bear no more. 145 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:45,180 PAVILION TO THE HEAVENS 146 00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:57,234 Fortunately, an unknown woman came to my rescue. 147 00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:03,657 Afterwards... we spent our days together. 148 00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:08,036 Initially, I was indebted to her. 149 00:13:09,579 --> 00:13:15,460 But then I discovered her identity, becoming convinced she meant me harm! 150 00:13:16,628 --> 00:13:20,007 In my rage... I drove her away! 151 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,342 Nine-Tasseled Flying Bell, begone! 152 00:13:24,761 --> 00:13:26,930 Begone. Away with you! 153 00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:42,446 Lau Piu-piu? Isn't she my master's sister? 154 00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:47,284 Then, is she still at Mount Mirage Villa? 155 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:50,037 For as long as I've been with my master, I've never even seen her. 156 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,706 I heard it's been decades since she disappeared. 157 00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:55,167 Decades... 158 00:13:56,251 --> 00:13:57,794 Decades... 159 00:13:59,921 --> 00:14:02,716 Very well. Very well, then. 160 00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:06,178 Lung Kim-fei, lwill teach you the Buddha's Palm! 161 00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:08,472 I don't wanna learn it. 162 00:14:09,639 --> 00:14:12,059 You don't? Why not? 163 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,978 No reason. I'm gonna go check on Dopey. 164 00:14:15,645 --> 00:14:17,105 Don't move! 165 00:14:34,956 --> 00:14:36,416 Running away? 166 00:14:57,813 --> 00:15:01,066 This stance is called "Emergence of Buddha's Light". 167 00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:04,653 And now you know the Buddha's Palm, stupid one. 168 00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:08,323 - Elder, teach me some more! - And why should I teach you? 169 00:15:08,448 --> 00:15:12,911 How many pleaded with me to teach them on Tengri Tagh back in the day? 170 00:15:13,036 --> 00:15:15,080 I didn't even bat an eye at them! 171 00:15:16,289 --> 00:15:19,668 It's because you didn't want to learn that made me want to teach you. 172 00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:22,879 - Sir, I want to learn more stances. - You will. 173 00:15:25,298 --> 00:15:27,008 But what a shame. 174 00:15:28,176 --> 00:15:29,803 MY eyes! 175 00:15:32,013 --> 00:15:36,518 Otherwise, I could pass on to you all eight stances of the Buddha's Palm. 176 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:42,149 Ah... We can heal your eyes with the Spawn of the Golden Dragon. 177 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:46,528 - How do you know that? - My master told me about it. 178 00:15:46,653 --> 00:15:49,948 I heard that over the next few days the Purple Dragon Cave opens up. 179 00:15:50,073 --> 00:15:52,701 Elder, why don't I get it for you? 180 00:15:57,914 --> 00:15:59,916 Are you taking pity on me? 181 00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:03,336 Are you that skilled in martial arts now? 182 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:06,798 Going to the Purple Dragon Cave is like entering the jaws of death. 183 00:16:06,923 --> 00:16:08,175 Elder? 184 00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:11,303 Elder, I'm not afraid. Let me go get it for you. 185 00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:13,305 Why are you following me? 186 00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:16,850 You'd better quickly master the "Emergence of Buddha's Light". 187 00:16:16,975 --> 00:16:19,561 Otherwise, I will turn you inside-out! 188 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:23,857 Dopey! Keep an eye on him. Don't let him slack off. 189 00:16:26,401 --> 00:16:31,490 Actually, the old-timer did not let Kim-fei go for his own good. 190 00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:34,910 Right, I guess I'll have to sneak off, then. 191 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,665 PURPLE DRAGON COUNTRY 192 00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:42,792 What's taking so long? What's going on? 193 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:47,881 Big Sis? How much longer before the Spawn of the Golden Dragon comes out? 194 00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:51,760 I don't know. Master said midnight on the night of a full moon. 195 00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:53,345 It won't be long now. 196 00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:57,015 They say the Purple Dragon Cave spits out a pearl every 99 years. 197 00:16:57,140 --> 00:17:00,101 The Spawn of the Golden Dragon within it can cure all poisons. 198 00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,896 Needless to say, every school and sect is here to make off with it. 199 00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:05,065 Kim-fei's walking right into a death trap. 200 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:08,235 Be a good boy and go home. Go! 201 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:13,740 Dopey sure is a big dope! How can he be such a klutz? 202 00:17:17,577 --> 00:17:19,287 Are you kidding me? 203 00:17:19,412 --> 00:17:21,081 Martial Sister? Martial Sister? 204 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,625 - What are you doing here? - Don't act so familiar with us! 205 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:26,753 I'm Kau Yuk-kuen, she's Kau Yuk-wah. Who's your martial sister now? 206 00:17:28,296 --> 00:17:29,714 Oh, I'm sorry. 207 00:17:33,593 --> 00:17:37,055 Whoa, it's coming out! It's coming out! It's coming! 208 00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:13,675 Hey, not so fast! Outta the way! It's mine! 209 00:18:18,471 --> 00:18:21,349 This is the Spawn of the Golden Dragon and the Golden Dragon Slayer. 210 00:18:21,474 --> 00:18:23,184 What are you waiting for? 211 00:18:26,813 --> 00:18:30,317 Hold on! That's mine! Come back! Come back! 212 00:18:33,236 --> 00:18:34,237 KARA WAI AS KAU YUK-KUEN 213 00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:37,240 Big Sis, how will we heal Master's face now? 214 00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:38,241 CANDICE YU AS KAU YUK-WAH 215 00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:41,202 - We failed to get it. - I don't know what to do either. 216 00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:44,956 Damn. We won't hear the end of it from Master this time. 217 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:51,546 When sprayed with purple dragon blood, wash it off with water and... 218 00:18:51,671 --> 00:18:54,382 Wow! Your skin becomes glowing and so smooth. 219 00:18:54,507 --> 00:18:56,134 What a makeover! 220 00:18:56,259 --> 00:18:57,886 Well, good for you. 221 00:18:58,011 --> 00:18:59,971 At the expense of those sisters Yuk-wah and Yuk-kuen, though! 222 00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:03,308 Uncle? Are there any scars on my face? 223 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,185 Scars, scars... Not a scar in sight! 224 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:08,271 How scar-fetched! You're crazy! 225 00:19:08,396 --> 00:19:12,609 East... Island... Paragon...! 226 00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:17,447 My boy, one look at you, and I know you're clambering to cross this bridge. 227 00:19:17,572 --> 00:19:20,200 Elder, you've got it wrong. I'll let you cross first. 228 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:23,411 You'll let me? All my life, I've hated people doing that for me! 229 00:19:23,536 --> 00:19:26,414 So you're calling me, the East Island Paragon, useless, huh? 230 00:19:26,539 --> 00:19:30,585 - No, Elder, that's not what I meant. - Huh? And what you say goes now? 231 00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:34,255 So you're making fun of my martial arts and insulting my intelligence! 232 00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:43,264 My boy, do you yield? 233 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:46,434 Do I look like I need you "to let me"? Let me teach you something. 234 00:19:46,559 --> 00:19:50,105 "True can be false, and false can be true." Got it? 235 00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:53,483 Got it. Thank you, Elder, for your guidance. 236 00:19:58,446 --> 00:20:00,115 Be careful! 237 00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:11,626 Oh, where'd it go? 238 00:20:11,751 --> 00:20:14,045 It's over there. 239 00:20:17,465 --> 00:20:19,467 Thank you very much! 240 00:20:19,592 --> 00:20:21,970 Alright, try this! Take this! 241 00:20:24,597 --> 00:20:27,600 Oh, no! No more, no more, no more, no more! 242 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:34,232 - Elder, I'll take this! - Uh-uh! Don't leave just yet! 243 00:20:34,357 --> 00:20:37,610 Did Old Mad teach you that three-legged cat kung fu of yours? 244 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:41,322 - Is he your master? - What's it to you? Don't come any closer! 245 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:44,242 Ah! Look at that face of yours. Dull as wood, dull as wood. 246 00:20:44,367 --> 00:20:46,911 You've got a pretty good knack for martial arts, though. 247 00:20:47,036 --> 00:20:51,624 I tell you, the number of people who can last ten moves from me is... 248 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:56,671 Nine nines are 81 You're the 81st! 249 00:20:58,339 --> 00:21:03,011 Uncanny! Uncanny! 250 00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:07,348 One look at you, and your resemblance to me is uncanny. 251 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,184 I look like you? How's that? 252 00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:12,479 Now, you have a pair of eyes, I have a pair of eyes. 253 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,355 You have a nose, I also have a nose. 254 00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:16,483 - Pfft! So does everyone else! - Bah! 255 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,359 If I say you look like me, you look like me! 256 00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:22,030 You've really caught my eye. I'm making you my disciple! 257 00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:24,407 - Like I wanna be your disciple? - I want that! 258 00:21:24,532 --> 00:21:26,534 I already have a master. 259 00:21:26,659 --> 00:21:29,996 Now, let me show you some real kung fu. Step aside. 260 00:21:36,669 --> 00:21:38,838 I chop I chop I chop chop 261 00:21:38,963 --> 00:21:41,382 I chop from the top! I chop from the bottom! 262 00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:44,928 I chop from the right and the left! I chop from the front and the back! 263 00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:48,097 I chop I chop I chop chop 264 00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:55,563 Anyone can do that. 265 00:22:06,866 --> 00:22:08,827 Whoa! Why's it so windy? 266 00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:11,955 Ah! I'm not done, and the shitter's collapsed! 267 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,582 What the hell was all that chopping? 268 00:22:19,462 --> 00:22:21,214 That was just some two-bit kung fu. 269 00:22:21,339 --> 00:22:24,133 I think I'm still qualified to be your master. 270 00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:27,762 From now on, you are my one true disciple. 271 00:22:27,887 --> 00:22:29,514 Alright, on your feet. 272 00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:33,101 Now, this master likes to wait for his food to get cold. 273 00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:35,562 I'll teach you the Seven-Whirl Chop for sure. 274 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:40,567 But next time. Next time you see me, remember to remind me, yeah? 275 00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:45,321 East... Island... Paragon...! 276 00:22:45,446 --> 00:22:47,615 Is he for real? 277 00:22:47,740 --> 00:22:50,952 East... Island... Paragon...! 278 00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:06,676 Dopey? Stop it! 279 00:23:13,182 --> 00:23:15,435 Hey! I'm back, Dopey! 280 00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:21,733 Elder, I've come back with the Spawn of the Golden Dragon. 281 00:23:22,817 --> 00:23:25,194 You think you're so smart bringing that back here? 282 00:23:29,657 --> 00:23:33,411 You little monsters, going to the Purple Dragon Cave without my consent! 283 00:23:33,536 --> 00:23:35,288 I have to punish you. 284 00:23:53,264 --> 00:23:55,558 Master, please forgive me. 285 00:23:57,727 --> 00:23:59,646 "Master"? 286 00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:02,398 You're willing to call me "master" now? 287 00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:06,235 Master, what's this thing? 288 00:24:15,453 --> 00:24:17,830 I think it's the Golden Dragon Slayer. 289 00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:20,041 There is nothing it cannot vanquish. 290 00:24:20,166 --> 00:24:22,168 You must wield it wisely. 291 00:24:23,419 --> 00:24:26,255 Go see why Dopey is making such a racket. 292 00:24:41,729 --> 00:24:44,315 Dopey, watch out! Leave it to me! 293 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,025 I'll deal with this. 294 00:24:48,277 --> 00:24:52,281 Master, the Spawn of the Golden Dragon has come out. I'll heal your eye. 295 00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:04,669 Since Lung Kim-fei's encounter with the Seven-Whirl Chop, 296 00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:07,797 word spread throughout the land that the Mad God had re-emerged. 297 00:25:07,922 --> 00:25:11,217 Eh? It's the Undivinable Flying Rings, Suen Bik-ling! 298 00:25:11,342 --> 00:25:13,636 Even she's received the news by carrier pigeon. 299 00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:16,764 She's gonna be too busy weeping to do any sleeping. 300 00:25:16,889 --> 00:25:18,725 BLAZING CLOUD MAD GOD RE-EMERGES 301 00:25:19,809 --> 00:25:21,352 But wait, there's more! 302 00:25:21,477 --> 00:25:22,812 Having heard the news, 303 00:25:22,937 --> 00:25:25,481 the Myriad Swords Celestial, long since withdrawn from the world, 304 00:25:25,606 --> 00:25:29,027 madly beats the Magic Drum to coerce his daughter. 305 00:25:29,152 --> 00:25:33,239 Hmm... how can he be so cruel? Just what's going on here? 306 00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:37,076 No! I promise I'll do it. 307 00:25:39,245 --> 00:25:42,832 Retrieve the Profound Yin Manual for me at once! 308 00:25:42,957 --> 00:25:49,005 Welcome back the Patriarch on his withdrawal from reclusion! 309 00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:54,927 Welcome back the Patriarch on his withdrawal from reclusion! 310 00:26:00,558 --> 00:26:04,103 PROFOUND YIN TEMPLE 311 00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:11,694 LUNG TIEN-HSIANG AS THE THREE ABSOLUTE THUNDERBOLT PALMS 312 00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:13,488 Since I entered into reclusion, 313 00:26:13,613 --> 00:26:18,284 our cult's affairs have largely been handled by Brother Mung Kau-yu here. 314 00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:23,081 I hear our cult has already appointed its new chieftain. 315 00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:25,458 I wonder which one of you it is. 316 00:26:29,837 --> 00:26:34,509 It is Senior Disciple of Lion-slay Lodge, Au-yeung Ho. 317 00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:37,053 Disciple Au-yeung Ho pays his respects to the grandmaster. 318 00:26:38,513 --> 00:26:41,974 Au-yeung Ho, come forward. I wish to test your mettle. 319 00:26:43,893 --> 00:26:46,104 Thank you, Grandmaster, for your instruction. 320 00:27:01,494 --> 00:27:03,162 Show yourself! 321 00:27:12,004 --> 00:27:14,966 If you want this back, try and catch me! 322 00:27:17,635 --> 00:27:19,220 With me! 323 00:27:20,721 --> 00:27:22,390 MYRIAD SWORDS SCHOOL 324 00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:30,064 I've brought it back. 325 00:28:18,946 --> 00:28:21,908 It's been a long time, old friend! 326 00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:24,243 Why did you steal my Profound Yin Manual? 327 00:28:25,661 --> 00:28:28,206 You can blame that on my mischievous daughter. 328 00:28:28,331 --> 00:28:31,375 Many, many apologies. Return it to him. 329 00:28:34,837 --> 00:28:36,047 Let's leave. 330 00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:41,469 Little Dragon Maiden has wronged her uncle. May Uncle forgive his young niece. 331 00:28:42,511 --> 00:28:44,138 Stand up. 332 00:28:45,431 --> 00:28:48,476 Will Uncle please sit down and have some wine? 333 00:29:01,030 --> 00:29:03,241 Profound Yin Patriarch... 334 00:29:03,366 --> 00:29:06,494 Those Three Absolute Thunderbolt Palms of yours, 335 00:29:06,619 --> 00:29:08,913 they continue to improve all the time. 336 00:29:10,164 --> 00:29:13,542 You lured me here just to say such insane things? 337 00:29:13,668 --> 00:29:16,504 Of course not! We haven't seen each other for such a long time. 338 00:29:16,629 --> 00:29:19,215 I merely wish to test our martial arts. 339 00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:25,471 Can my Divine Heavenly Crippling withstand your Three Absolute Palms? 340 00:29:26,430 --> 00:29:30,226 The entirety of my reclusion was spent deep in spiritual cultivation. 341 00:29:30,351 --> 00:29:32,812 This old man rejected the mundane world long ago, 342 00:29:32,937 --> 00:29:36,357 but if someone were to cross me, exceptions shall be made! 343 00:29:37,024 --> 00:29:39,694 Perfectly reasonable, perfectly reasonable. 344 00:29:39,819 --> 00:29:43,155 Then I shall part the curtains and reveal all. 345 00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:46,534 The Blazing Cloud Mad God has recently re-emerged. 346 00:29:46,659 --> 00:29:50,621 - You wish to join forces to defeat him? -Indeed. 347 00:29:50,746 --> 00:29:55,584 Otherwise, how can we possibly maintain our current reputations? 348 00:29:55,710 --> 00:29:59,005 All those years ago, I made a fateful decision, 349 00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:01,549 one which I still regret to this very day. 350 00:30:01,674 --> 00:30:04,468 I feel reconciliation is better than conflict. 351 00:30:04,593 --> 00:30:07,305 Why not allow this old man to act as mediator? 352 00:30:08,889 --> 00:30:10,558 Know your place! 353 00:30:11,642 --> 00:30:14,562 I merely wish to convert enmity into goodwill. 354 00:30:14,687 --> 00:30:18,024 If we cannot agree, there is nothing left to be said. Begone! 355 00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:32,747 Patriarch? 356 00:31:07,239 --> 00:31:09,200 A disciple betraying his master? 357 00:31:20,586 --> 00:31:23,339 The Celestial Lord's skills are without equal under Heaven. 358 00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:26,550 Your nephew shall have the Profound Yin rally under the Myriad Swords! 359 00:31:26,675 --> 00:31:29,553 What a total good-for-nothing disciple! 360 00:31:29,678 --> 00:31:32,932 The Three Absolute Palms died such a wrongful death. 361 00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:36,352 I bet he doesn't read many wuxia novels. 362 00:31:36,477 --> 00:31:41,399 Like they say, your closest friend is also your most dangerous enemy. 363 00:31:41,524 --> 00:31:45,236 However, there's no way all the good guys in the world are dead. 364 00:31:45,361 --> 00:31:47,863 Now, take Lung Kim-fei, for example. 365 00:31:47,988 --> 00:31:51,117 Not only has he mastered the eight stances of the Buddha's Palm, 366 00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:54,954 he's also been adopted by the Mad God as his godson. 367 00:31:55,746 --> 00:31:57,790 My respects to you, Godfather! 368 00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:02,503 Very well, very well. 369 00:32:02,628 --> 00:32:05,089 Dopey, I have a son now! 370 00:32:09,218 --> 00:32:13,097 Kim-fei, you must remain vigilant after descending the mountain this time. 371 00:32:13,222 --> 00:32:14,849 Remember these two things. 372 00:32:14,974 --> 00:32:18,102 One, you must find Lau Piu-piu. 373 00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:22,022 Two, avenge me for the Battle of Tengri Tagh. 374 00:32:22,148 --> 00:32:25,317 Understood. Godfather, take care of yourself. 375 00:32:26,944 --> 00:32:28,070 Go now. 376 00:32:28,195 --> 00:32:30,865 Unbelievable! You two are utterly useless! 377 00:32:30,990 --> 00:32:33,367 Having something stolen before your very eyes? 378 00:32:33,492 --> 00:32:35,369 How much longer before my face is healed? 379 00:32:35,494 --> 00:32:39,248 Go retrieve the Ever-Faceted Pearl Orchid from the Profound Yin Cult! 380 00:32:39,373 --> 00:32:41,292 Don't come back without it! 381 00:32:43,961 --> 00:32:47,590 Eh? Yuk-wah and Yuk-kuen are ensnared by the Four Demons of Zu Mountain 382 00:32:47,715 --> 00:32:50,050 and their Sound Wave Kung Fu. 383 00:32:50,176 --> 00:32:52,928 They must be harboring evil intentions towards them! 384 00:32:54,763 --> 00:32:57,391 On their wa y to retrieve the E ver-Faceted Pearl Orchid 385 00:32:57,516 --> 00:33:01,145 for their master Suen Bik-ling, the two sisters run into four devils. 386 00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:02,980 What a rip! 387 00:33:17,244 --> 00:33:19,413 Whether by coincidence or by chance, 388 00:33:19,538 --> 00:33:23,042 or by fate which draws people together even thousands of miles away, 389 00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:25,336 as soon as Lung Kim-fei descends the mountain, 390 00:33:25,461 --> 00:33:28,589 he runs into the sisters Yuk-wah and Yuk-kuen. 391 00:33:37,765 --> 00:33:40,142 Quit gawking! Go save them! 392 00:34:16,637 --> 00:34:18,847 Four against one, how unfair's that? 393 00:34:21,725 --> 00:34:25,813 Hooray! Out comes the Golden Dragon Slayer and they're all smashed to pieces! 394 00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:48,877 Big Sis, we'd better get out of here! We might not get another chance. 395 00:34:49,003 --> 00:34:51,422 He saved us, how can we just leave him and run? 396 00:34:51,547 --> 00:34:55,259 Big Sis, we need to stay alive to get the Ever-Faceted Pearl Orchid, 397 00:34:55,384 --> 00:34:58,387 or else Master will be angry with us again. 398 00:34:58,512 --> 00:35:01,432 Suit yourself. You wanna stay, stay here all you want. 399 00:35:01,557 --> 00:35:03,976 If anything happens, don't say I didn't warn you! 400 00:36:21,512 --> 00:36:26,100 Now, this is where the Profound Yin Cult keep the E ver-Faceted Pearl Orchid. 401 00:36:26,225 --> 00:36:27,893 FIVE ELEMENTS PALACE 402 00:36:34,024 --> 00:36:36,652 Big Sis, it's the Ever-Faceted Pearl Orchid! 403 00:36:40,072 --> 00:36:44,576 Here, traps abound, and dangers lie in your wake. 404 00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:49,039 In particular, this Golden Buddha and the Exquisite Heavenly Water Shroud 405 00:36:49,164 --> 00:36:52,918 are especially mysterious and unfathomable. 406 00:37:35,461 --> 00:37:37,171 Big Sis, what now? 407 00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:47,616 Big Sis, what do we do now? 408 00:38:47,741 --> 00:38:52,162 - No matter what, I must get it. - Wait, Big Sis! Big Sis? 409 00:38:52,955 --> 00:38:54,998 Are you alright? 410 00:39:00,045 --> 00:39:02,464 Fair maiden, this is yours. 411 00:39:03,799 --> 00:39:07,219 - You are...? - Now's not the time. Let's get out. 412 00:39:07,344 --> 00:39:10,430 FROM RICH AMBIANCE SPRINGS TALENT 413 00:39:22,276 --> 00:39:26,655 Great hero, we truly owe you our thanks. May I ask you for your noble name? 414 00:39:26,780 --> 00:39:29,032 The maiden is too kind. I am Lung Kim-fei. 415 00:39:29,157 --> 00:39:33,662 Hero Lung, your face is different from when we first met. How come? 416 00:39:33,787 --> 00:39:35,372 - It's because... - Hey, Big Sis? 417 00:39:35,497 --> 00:39:38,542 Why not invite him over and you can chat all you want? 418 00:39:40,085 --> 00:39:42,170 Let's move already! 419 00:39:50,095 --> 00:39:51,763 This is the place. 420 00:39:51,889 --> 00:39:53,891 FRIGID MIST TERRACE 421 00:39:55,809 --> 00:39:58,562 - Ah, Hero Lung? - Hmm? What is it, Maid Kau? 422 00:39:58,687 --> 00:40:02,190 My master has an awfully strange temper. Just be mindful when speaking to her. 423 00:40:02,316 --> 00:40:05,277 I understand. She can't be any stranger than my master. 424 00:40:05,402 --> 00:40:07,404 That's right! What's there to be scared of? 425 00:40:07,529 --> 00:40:09,865 Hero Lung got us the Ever-Faceted Pearl Orchid. 426 00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:12,451 Master will treat him as a guest of honor for sure! 427 00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:14,870 How could she bear to tell him off? 428 00:40:14,995 --> 00:40:17,748 What are you waiting for? Get moving! 429 00:40:18,665 --> 00:40:21,960 Master? Big Sis and I are back! 430 00:40:26,882 --> 00:40:29,217 My respects to you, Master. 431 00:40:29,343 --> 00:40:31,345 Since you dare return to face me, 432 00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:34,723 I take it you have retrieved the Ever-Faceted Pearl Orchid? 433 00:40:34,848 --> 00:40:37,100 No, Master. We didn't get it. 434 00:40:38,143 --> 00:40:39,686 Yuk-kuen... 435 00:40:40,646 --> 00:40:45,567 But we brought back the person who did get the Ever-Faceted Pearl Orchid. 436 00:40:46,693 --> 00:40:50,530 Big Sis, tell Hero Lung to give the pearl orchid to Master. 437 00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:58,747 MAD GOD'S APOSTLE 438 00:40:59,498 --> 00:41:01,291 "Mad God's Apostle"? 439 00:41:01,416 --> 00:41:04,670 Yourjunior Lung Kim-fei pays his respects to you, Elder. 440 00:41:12,511 --> 00:41:16,181 Hero Lung, you have my thanks. Please rest over there. 441 00:41:23,647 --> 00:41:26,024 Who is the Blazing Cloud Mad God to you? 442 00:41:26,149 --> 00:41:28,527 He is my godfather. 443 00:41:29,403 --> 00:41:31,113 - Master? - Master! 444 00:41:33,073 --> 00:41:36,159 Master, I knew he wasn't a good guy the moment I saw him. 445 00:41:36,284 --> 00:41:38,286 Why not let me kill him? 446 00:41:38,412 --> 00:41:40,789 You little imp, you can stop with your tricks. 447 00:41:40,914 --> 00:41:43,709 You're just trying to stop me from activating the traps! 448 00:41:44,793 --> 00:41:47,087 Elder, who are you supposed to be, then? 449 00:41:47,212 --> 00:41:49,756 I am none other than the Undivinable Flying Rings, Suen Bik-ling. 450 00:41:49,881 --> 00:41:53,343 The road to Heaven, you dare not tread. To boundless Hell, you now have fled! 451 00:41:53,468 --> 00:41:54,928 - Time to die! - No! 452 00:41:55,053 --> 00:41:59,474 Master, he may be the Mad God's godson, but he did treat us with kindness. 453 00:41:59,599 --> 00:42:01,184 How can you...? 454 00:42:01,309 --> 00:42:05,022 It was by his godfather's hand that my face became like this! 455 00:42:05,814 --> 00:42:07,941 I must kill him! 456 00:42:48,023 --> 00:42:51,026 Damn it. Master insists that I help her heal her face. 457 00:42:51,151 --> 00:42:53,862 I won't be able to save Brother Lung. 458 00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:59,159 I wonder how Yuk-kuen is doing. 459 00:43:02,162 --> 00:43:03,580 Master? 460 00:43:03,705 --> 00:43:06,500 Master, now the Ever-Faceted Pearl Orchid has healed your face. 461 00:43:06,625 --> 00:43:09,044 - Who knew you were so beautiful? - Right. 462 00:43:09,169 --> 00:43:13,173 No wonder so many infatuated suitors fought to the death over you! 463 00:43:14,883 --> 00:43:17,302 Enough of your flattery, you two. 464 00:43:17,427 --> 00:43:19,429 I shall not forget your help. 465 00:43:21,181 --> 00:43:23,850 Master, I actually hate that Lung Kim-fei so much. 466 00:43:23,975 --> 00:43:27,312 But he still helped a little bit in making Master so beautiful. 467 00:43:27,437 --> 00:43:30,690 That's right. Lung Kim-fei's suffered so much physical torture already. 468 00:43:30,816 --> 00:43:32,859 Why not deactivate the freezing mist and poison gas? 469 00:43:32,984 --> 00:43:35,320 If you don't, he might die in a few hours. 470 00:43:36,363 --> 00:43:38,907 My affairs are not yours to judge! I will have my revenge! 471 00:43:39,741 --> 00:43:41,159 - Yes, understood. - Yes. 472 00:43:41,284 --> 00:43:44,121 Master, I'm going to inspect the traps. 473 00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:46,706 Hold it there! 474 00:43:48,667 --> 00:43:51,044 Hand over your keys to the Reincarnation Prison. 475 00:43:51,169 --> 00:43:52,587 Here. 476 00:43:56,049 --> 00:43:59,010 Go down the mountain at once, and if anyone comes looking for Lung Kim-fei, 477 00:43:59,136 --> 00:44:01,263 send me a signal immediately. 478 00:44:02,264 --> 00:44:04,641 Yuk-wah, pay attention! 479 00:44:04,766 --> 00:44:07,853 You are not allowed to leave without my permission. 480 00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:09,062 Understood, Master. 481 00:44:10,021 --> 00:44:14,609 Lucky Big Sis wasn 't a dummy for once. She gave me her keys! 482 00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:24,411 Hero Lung? Hero Lung? Are you alright, Hero Lung? 483 00:44:29,291 --> 00:44:32,294 Oh, it's been jammed with the Golden Dragon Slayer. 484 00:44:32,419 --> 00:44:34,546 No wonder Lung Kim-fei isn't dead yet. 485 00:44:59,154 --> 00:45:02,616 - Master, what's going on? - Lung Kim-fei may have escaped. 486 00:45:02,741 --> 00:45:04,784 - Go and see what's happening! - Yes. 487 00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:33,271 Get up. 488 00:45:35,065 --> 00:45:36,358 Lets jump UP! 489 00:45:41,613 --> 00:45:43,031 You alright? 490 00:45:44,324 --> 00:45:45,784 How are you? 491 00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:47,535 I've succumbed to your Frigid Mist Venom. 492 00:45:47,661 --> 00:45:49,704 Then suppress your qi. 493 00:45:51,164 --> 00:45:53,541 Cut the crap! Master's on her way! 494 00:46:00,298 --> 00:46:04,177 You two better come out now! If I catch you, you're dead! 495 00:46:19,567 --> 00:46:22,529 Lung Kim-fei, the Reincarnation Prison didn't finish you. 496 00:46:22,654 --> 00:46:25,865 Let's see where you run this time! Who's there? 497 00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:33,623 East... Island... Paragon...! 498 00:46:34,416 --> 00:46:37,377 - You can't go inside! - Stay out! Hold it right there! 499 00:46:37,502 --> 00:46:39,504 Suen Bik-ling, do you have my Li'| Disciple? 500 00:46:41,715 --> 00:46:45,510 Damnable Taoist! You and I are like rivers that never converge. 501 00:46:45,635 --> 00:46:48,013 What the hell are you up to, at this late hour? 502 00:46:48,138 --> 00:46:50,056 Hey, you jumbled your words. 503 00:46:50,181 --> 00:46:53,393 Hell is specifically down below, so how can I be "up" to it? 504 00:46:54,519 --> 00:46:57,230 East Island Paragon, it's actually good that you're here. 505 00:46:57,355 --> 00:46:59,941 I can offer you a business opportunity today. 506 00:47:00,066 --> 00:47:01,484 Huh? "Business"? 507 00:47:01,609 --> 00:47:04,946 Oh, perhaps you want me to pray for your departed soul? 508 00:47:05,071 --> 00:47:08,533 Not mine! I am yet to be so fortunate. 509 00:47:08,658 --> 00:47:12,829 But the soul of the Blazing Cloud Mad God's godson, Lung Kim-fei. 510 00:47:12,954 --> 00:47:16,333 Huh? "Lung Kim-fei"? 511 00:47:16,458 --> 00:47:18,835 Ah! You must have caused his death! 512 00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:23,465 No wonder my eyes have been twitching, ears ringing, and heart hurting! 513 00:47:23,590 --> 00:47:27,344 - Ah, so this is why! - So what if it is? 514 00:47:27,469 --> 00:47:31,264 Maid Yuk-wah, whether she's dead or alive, we still need to find Maid Yuk-kuen. 515 00:47:31,389 --> 00:47:35,268 - Is there another way out of here? - Well, I guess there is. 516 00:47:35,393 --> 00:47:37,645 It's really dangerous, though. With your injuries... 517 00:47:37,771 --> 00:47:41,024 My injuries are nothing serious. Let's go together. 518 00:47:41,149 --> 00:47:43,401 Forcing people to be your disciple again? 519 00:47:43,526 --> 00:47:46,988 Hey, it's not like that at all. Lung Kim-fei is my one true disciple. 520 00:47:47,113 --> 00:47:50,367 Something you'll never have to worry about, Suen Bik-ling. 521 00:47:50,492 --> 00:47:53,036 That's true. Take a look. 522 00:47:53,161 --> 00:47:57,165 There'd be nothing left of you if you fell from up here. 523 00:47:57,290 --> 00:47:59,417 Something I'll never have to worry about. 524 00:47:59,542 --> 00:48:01,419 Knock on wood and wash your mouth out! 525 00:48:01,544 --> 00:48:04,047 That Li'l Disciple of mine has the luck of the Heavens! 526 00:48:04,172 --> 00:48:07,092 His time won't come so soon. 527 00:48:07,217 --> 00:48:09,511 I bid you farewell. Down I must go. 528 00:48:10,553 --> 00:48:14,307 East... Island... Paragon...! 529 00:48:14,432 --> 00:48:18,645 Li'l Disciple? Li'l Disciple, where are you? 530 00:48:19,562 --> 00:48:21,856 If you're a ghost now, you can come and haunt me! 531 00:48:21,981 --> 00:48:25,193 - It's Master, I'm here! - Elder? What are you doing here? 532 00:48:25,318 --> 00:48:26,778 Ah! Li'| Disciple! 533 00:48:30,031 --> 00:48:32,200 Li'| Disciple, I knew you'd still be alive. 534 00:48:32,325 --> 00:48:34,536 The old witch said she knocked you off the mountain. 535 00:48:34,661 --> 00:48:37,747 She knocked someone off the mountain, but it wasn't me, it was her sister. 536 00:48:37,872 --> 00:48:41,292 Huh? Her and me? You and her sister? 537 00:48:41,418 --> 00:48:43,837 - What are you on about? - It's like this, Venerable Elder. 538 00:48:43,962 --> 00:48:46,756 My little sister put on his battle robe, acting as his stand-in. 539 00:48:46,881 --> 00:48:49,634 That's why Master knocked her off the mountain. 540 00:48:49,759 --> 00:48:51,928 We've searched everywhere, but still can't find her. 541 00:48:54,722 --> 00:48:58,226 Isn't this cauldron one of ours? Yuk-kuen must be nearby. 542 00:48:59,686 --> 00:49:02,272 Ah! Like I said, don't bother looking. 543 00:49:02,397 --> 00:49:04,858 Ifl haven't found her, that's proof she's not dead. 544 00:49:04,983 --> 00:49:08,069 Mount Mirage Villa isn't far. Why don't we put together a search party? 545 00:49:08,194 --> 00:49:10,613 Better than being befuddled, am I right? 546 00:49:12,198 --> 00:49:15,076 In that case, let's go. Time is of the essence. 547 00:49:15,201 --> 00:49:19,289 - Then, let's make tracks! - Mount Mirage Villa? 548 00:49:19,414 --> 00:49:23,334 Hey, get a move on! Any later and it'll be for nothing! 549 00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:26,045 Not one of them got it right. 550 00:49:26,171 --> 00:49:28,756 Yuk-kuen actually got snatched up by Dopey. 551 00:49:39,434 --> 00:49:42,812 Dopey, you need to stop bringing rubbish home. 552 00:49:42,937 --> 00:49:44,731 Throw it away! Throw it away! 553 00:49:50,528 --> 00:49:52,530 Get lost! 554 00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:56,117 You old fossil, even a beast knows to come to one's rescue! 555 00:49:56,242 --> 00:49:58,369 Are you even human? 556 00:50:01,664 --> 00:50:04,209 Do you know the reason Dopey brought you back here? 557 00:50:04,334 --> 00:50:06,044 What other reason is there? 558 00:50:07,212 --> 00:50:09,464 - My life isn't over yet. - Wrong! 559 00:50:11,508 --> 00:50:15,720 It's because the robe you wear is my godson's Blazing Cloud Battle Robe. 560 00:50:18,264 --> 00:50:20,850 Then you're the Blazing Cloud Mad God? 561 00:50:24,145 --> 00:50:26,272 Is that who I am, Dopey? 562 00:50:28,566 --> 00:50:30,693 So, you're not a complete idiot. 563 00:50:31,402 --> 00:50:36,282 This is perfect. Lung Kim-fei's been taken by my master. Hurry and save him! 564 00:50:36,407 --> 00:50:40,161 He's in grave danger. Are you even listening to me? 565 00:50:43,456 --> 00:50:46,834 Lung Kim-fei's in grave danger. Don't you get it? 566 00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:48,336 Who's your master? 567 00:50:48,461 --> 00:50:51,422 The Undivinable Flying Rings, Suen Bik-ling. 568 00:50:53,675 --> 00:50:56,553 - Suen Bik-ling? - Yes. 569 00:51:02,392 --> 00:51:03,810 Twenty years! 570 00:51:05,812 --> 00:51:07,730 Twenty years, Dopey! 571 00:51:08,898 --> 00:51:10,316 Venerable Elder? 572 00:51:11,985 --> 00:51:15,154 Venerable Elder? Venerable Elder? 573 00:51:15,780 --> 00:51:17,490 Suen Bik-ling... 574 00:51:18,616 --> 00:51:21,869 I don't care about your twenty years. Are you going to save him? 575 00:51:22,912 --> 00:51:25,915 Iam in the middle of training. You expect me to just leave? 576 00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:28,876 If you won't save him, tell Dopey to take me back! 577 00:51:29,002 --> 00:51:32,922 Idiot! You think you can defeat your master with your abilities? 578 00:51:33,047 --> 00:51:34,382 You... 579 00:51:34,507 --> 00:51:36,259 Stay here. 580 00:51:36,384 --> 00:51:38,428 Stay here and do what? 581 00:51:38,553 --> 00:51:41,306 I wish to teach you four stances of the Buddha's Palm. 582 00:51:41,431 --> 00:51:43,766 "Buddha's Palm"? Are you really going to? 583 00:51:43,891 --> 00:51:45,643 If you're capable of learning. 584 00:51:45,768 --> 00:51:47,437 Thank you, Dopey. 585 00:51:50,064 --> 00:51:52,900 Thank you, Dopey. Good boy. 586 00:51:53,651 --> 00:51:55,778 How many stances does the Buddha's Palm have? 587 00:51:55,903 --> 00:51:57,739 There are eight. 588 00:51:57,864 --> 00:52:01,117 Why are you being so stingy and teaching me only four stances? 589 00:52:01,242 --> 00:52:03,578 - What about the rest? - Greedy! 590 00:52:05,830 --> 00:52:09,375 You're a girl. You can only learn four of the stances. 591 00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:11,169 Only four of them? 592 00:52:11,294 --> 00:52:13,463 Better than nothing. Teach me, then! 593 00:52:13,588 --> 00:52:16,007 Until you address me as 'master', how can I teach you? 594 00:52:17,425 --> 00:52:20,094 My respects to you, Master! 595 00:52:23,181 --> 00:52:26,184 What are you doing? Such a busybody! 596 00:52:31,606 --> 00:52:35,234 - Congratulations, Patriarch! - Congratulations, Patriarch! 597 00:52:36,319 --> 00:52:39,489 Lau Ming-ang ultimately did marry Heart-of-lce-in- White. 598 00:52:39,614 --> 00:52:42,909 Today is her son's one-month celebration. 599 00:52:43,034 --> 00:52:46,245 Lung Kim-fei finds himself at Mount Mirage Villa once more. 600 00:52:46,371 --> 00:52:48,623 What is he feeling right now? 601 00:52:49,499 --> 00:52:53,920 Congratulations, Senior Brother, on the birth of your grandson! 602 00:52:56,130 --> 00:52:58,341 Uh... You honor us with your presence. 603 00:52:58,466 --> 00:53:01,803 You bring great glory here to Mount Mirage Villa! 604 00:53:04,055 --> 00:53:06,391 Who might you be, good sir? 605 00:53:06,516 --> 00:53:10,228 I do not recall your name appearing on today's list of guests. 606 00:53:11,771 --> 00:53:14,982 Coming and going, neither going or coming. 607 00:53:15,108 --> 00:53:18,486 I, the East Island Paragon, am never invited to anything. 608 00:53:18,611 --> 00:53:21,572 - And who the hell are you? - Pardon my manners. 609 00:53:21,698 --> 00:53:24,200 Senior Disciple of the Profound Yin Cu|t's Three Absolute Palms, 610 00:53:24,325 --> 00:53:30,540 - Au-yeung Ho at your service. - Oh! You truly live up to your name. 611 00:53:30,665 --> 00:53:33,501 You're a totally cold-blooded beast! 612 00:53:35,461 --> 00:53:39,507 Going by your damn face, you've gotta be Heart-of-Ice-in-White. 613 00:53:40,883 --> 00:53:43,010 Damn you, old devil... listen to me. 614 00:53:43,136 --> 00:53:46,764 My Grandmaster is the Three Absolute Palms of the One Mad, Twin Bell and Rings... 615 00:53:46,889 --> 00:53:49,475 Ah! Listen to him dropping names now! 616 00:53:50,601 --> 00:53:52,311 Let me tell you something. 617 00:53:52,437 --> 00:53:56,357 Ifl hadn't been late to the Mount Tai Sword Congress back in the day, 618 00:53:56,482 --> 00:53:59,026 the One Mad, Twin Bell and Rings, and Three Absolute Palms 619 00:53:59,152 --> 00:54:02,238 would be the One East, Two Mad, and Three Flying Fairies. 620 00:54:02,363 --> 00:54:04,949 As if a little cuckold like you would even be here now! 621 00:54:05,074 --> 00:54:06,617 How dare you! 622 00:54:06,743 --> 00:54:11,748 Eh? You want to fight? I'll find someone to play with you! 623 00:54:11,873 --> 00:54:13,916 Li'l Disciple, go for it. 624 00:54:17,086 --> 00:54:19,630 - What is your name? - Mad God's Apostle. 625 00:54:27,221 --> 00:54:30,892 Ming-ang? Come, take shelter inside. Take shelter. 626 00:55:24,904 --> 00:55:28,407 The more I look at her, the more that broad looks like you. 627 00:55:35,248 --> 00:55:37,166 - Kim-fei? - Martial Sister. 628 00:55:37,291 --> 00:55:39,126 So it really is you. 629 00:55:40,211 --> 00:55:42,839 - But why are you...? - It's like this. 630 00:55:42,964 --> 00:55:46,592 After I fell off the mountain, the Blazing Cloud Mad God rescued me. 631 00:55:46,717 --> 00:55:49,846 Otherwise, I wouldn't be here looking at you right now. 632 00:55:51,305 --> 00:55:54,809 So that's what happened. He's still my husband, though. 633 00:55:54,934 --> 00:55:56,894 Please spare him out of respect for me. 634 00:55:57,019 --> 00:55:59,939 I'm not here for revenge. I came to find someone. 635 00:56:00,064 --> 00:56:02,400 Hold it right there! Quit running! 636 00:56:02,525 --> 00:56:05,194 Who is she? Why are you talking to her so much? 637 00:56:07,655 --> 00:56:10,116 I am his Martial Sister, Blonde-in-Crimson-Silk, Lau Ming-ang. 638 00:56:11,367 --> 00:56:13,536 Hurry up and spill the beans! 639 00:56:13,661 --> 00:56:17,790 Now, you said it yourself, you captured the girl in the Blazing Cloud Battle Robe. 640 00:56:17,915 --> 00:56:19,375 - Where is she now? - Don't know! 641 00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:22,295 "Don't know"? Spit it out! Where is she? 642 00:56:22,420 --> 00:56:24,589 It's really far away! 643 00:56:24,714 --> 00:56:28,676 We're still going, even if it's far away. Move it! Take me there now! 644 00:56:29,677 --> 00:56:32,930 - Kim-fei? - Hey, why aren't you leaving? 645 00:56:37,727 --> 00:56:39,812 Ah! That's right. 646 00:56:39,937 --> 00:56:45,401 Maybe you should handle this yourselves. Something's come up, I need to go. 647 00:56:45,526 --> 00:56:50,948 If you need anything, I'll definitely come, but I may be a tiny bit late. 648 00:56:52,283 --> 00:56:56,495 East... Island... Paragon...! 649 00:57:06,172 --> 00:57:09,926 Hey, Au-yeung Ho! Where are you keeping my sister? 650 00:57:10,051 --> 00:57:12,511 - We've been walking around for ages! - Just up ahead. 651 00:57:12,637 --> 00:57:16,349 How many times have you said that? Keep this up and I won't be so nice! 652 00:57:16,474 --> 00:57:18,768 - I don't believe you. - Move! 653 00:57:18,893 --> 00:57:20,895 I'm the only one who knows where her baby sister is. 654 00:57:21,020 --> 00:57:23,105 Ifl die, I'm taking that with me to the grave! 655 00:57:23,230 --> 00:57:26,484 Brother Lung, don't listen to him. Be wary of any trickery. 656 00:57:26,609 --> 00:57:30,279 Hero Lung, you've been restraining me for so long, even you must be tired. 657 00:57:30,404 --> 00:57:32,531 Let go of me. 658 00:57:34,825 --> 00:57:37,161 Ah! You're both such skilled martial artists. 659 00:57:37,286 --> 00:57:39,997 How far would I even get? I'm just thinking of him. 660 00:57:40,122 --> 00:57:44,460 Alright. Let me get some rope first. Don't let go of him! 661 00:57:44,585 --> 00:57:48,255 Hero Lung, let go of me. We can both relax a bit, then. 662 00:57:49,173 --> 00:57:51,384 How can you be scared of me? 663 00:58:02,645 --> 00:58:05,064 Why did he suddenly stop breathing? 664 00:58:05,773 --> 00:58:09,110 With him dead, how will we ever find Yuk-kuen? 665 00:58:09,986 --> 00:58:13,322 I told you not to let go of him! You're such a bleeding heart. 666 00:58:14,782 --> 00:58:19,161 Maybe I locked his pressure point too long. I'll get some water. 667 00:58:29,630 --> 00:58:32,842 He'd gone cold and stopped breathing. How did he do that? 668 00:58:32,967 --> 00:58:35,011 Master told me that those who know Cuckold Kung Fu 669 00:58:35,136 --> 00:58:37,722 can seal their own energy meridians. 670 00:58:37,847 --> 00:58:40,683 No wonder. Tricked by him again! 671 00:58:40,808 --> 00:58:43,352 He can't have gone far. Let's head back to Mount Mirage Villa. 672 00:58:43,477 --> 00:58:44,895 Right, let's go! 673 00:58:47,773 --> 00:58:52,820 But returning to Mount Mirage Villa, they find corpses strewn everywhere. 674 00:58:52,945 --> 00:58:55,197 All the victims had died strange deaths. 675 00:58:55,948 --> 00:58:57,491 How terrifying! 676 00:58:58,242 --> 00:59:01,287 Who could be so cruel and ruthless? 677 00:59:10,046 --> 00:59:11,797 - Martial Sister? - Maid Lau? 678 00:59:13,174 --> 00:59:14,550 Maid Lau... 679 00:59:15,634 --> 00:59:17,136 Are you alright? 680 00:59:22,099 --> 00:59:23,851 Martial Sister? Martial Sister? 681 00:59:24,977 --> 00:59:27,980 - Who committed such violence? - It was... 682 00:59:29,356 --> 00:59:32,735 - ...the Profound Yin Cult. - Unbelievable! 683 00:59:32,860 --> 00:59:35,279 How could they be so cruel even to children? 684 00:59:47,208 --> 00:59:49,668 Lung Kim-fei, there's no need to hide. 685 00:59:49,794 --> 00:59:52,379 We, the eight major factions, have the place surrounded! 686 00:59:52,505 --> 00:59:57,510 That's right! Lung Kim-fei, be a man! If it was you, why notjust admit it? 687 00:59:57,635 --> 01:00:00,971 Yeah! Even if it wasn't you, we want you to admit to it anyway! 688 01:00:01,097 --> 01:00:03,099 H Ah! ey' What's QOinQ on'> 689 01:00:03,224 --> 01:00:07,394 - What do they want him to admit to? - How the hell should I know? 690 01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:09,980 - Why are you even here, then? - Why are you here? 691 01:00:10,106 --> 01:00:13,442 - Lung Kim-fei? - Lung Kim-fei, you better come out now! 692 01:00:16,695 --> 01:00:18,864 Martial Sister? Martial Sister? Martial Sister? 693 01:00:18,989 --> 01:00:21,700 - Come out! - Come out and face us! 694 01:00:22,910 --> 01:00:25,412 - Come out and face us! - Esteemed elders... 695 01:00:25,538 --> 01:00:28,290 From what you're saying, there seems to be a misunderstanding. 696 01:00:28,415 --> 01:00:30,334 What misunderstanding? See for yourself! 697 01:00:31,043 --> 01:00:32,920 "At Tengri Tagh, a long-time feud was born. 698 01:00:33,045 --> 01:00:34,922 "Unsought vengeance is an affront to the Mad God." 699 01:00:37,007 --> 01:00:38,467 This is all... 700 01:00:38,592 --> 01:00:41,512 Lung Kim-fei, you have nothing left to say! 701 01:00:41,637 --> 01:00:43,013 It was him! 702 01:00:43,139 --> 01:00:45,808 As the Mad God's Apostle, you dare dishonor your master? 703 01:00:45,933 --> 01:00:48,310 The evidence is clear, you can't deny it anymore! 704 01:00:48,435 --> 01:00:50,146 That's right! Hey! 705 01:00:50,271 --> 01:00:52,648 We don't need to play nice with them anymore! 706 01:00:52,773 --> 01:00:55,818 - Kill Lung Kim-fei! Attack! - No, wait! 707 01:00:55,943 --> 01:00:58,279 Master, please explain it to them. 708 01:00:58,946 --> 01:01:01,657 Silence! I won't have unfilial disciples like you! 709 01:01:02,324 --> 01:01:05,995 Master, even on pain of death, I must say that Brother Lung was framed! 710 01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:08,706 Fine! Then you'll be the first to die. 711 01:01:08,831 --> 01:01:11,041 My sect needs to be purged! 712 01:01:13,043 --> 01:01:15,087 You and the baby stand back. 713 01:01:17,006 --> 01:01:18,424 How dare you? 714 01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:08,724 Yuk-wah, go back inside! 715 01:02:21,612 --> 01:02:22,905 Yuk-kuen? 716 01:02:25,199 --> 01:02:26,700 - Big Sis? - Yuk-kuen! 717 01:02:28,619 --> 01:02:30,371 What happened when you fell from the mountain? 718 01:02:30,496 --> 01:02:31,956 I was rescued by my master! 719 01:02:32,081 --> 01:02:33,874 He even taught me four Buddha's Palm stances! 720 01:02:33,999 --> 01:02:35,292 - Really? - Yeah! 721 01:02:36,961 --> 01:02:40,714 - Looks like everyone's here. - He gets mad easily! 722 01:02:40,839 --> 01:02:44,009 So, which one of you humiliates my disciple like this? Huh? 723 01:02:45,844 --> 01:02:49,181 You old devil, now you finally show yourself? 724 01:02:49,306 --> 01:02:51,141 You two, move aside! 725 01:02:54,812 --> 01:02:56,814 I will have revenge for you ruining my face! 726 01:02:56,939 --> 01:02:58,774 Master? 727 01:02:59,984 --> 01:03:02,361 You two traitors, whose side are you on? 728 01:03:05,864 --> 01:03:10,953 Master, if you must spill blood today, forgive your disciple for being unfilial. 729 01:03:11,078 --> 01:03:14,039 Fine! I will kill each and every one of you! 730 01:03:16,834 --> 01:03:20,337 - Martial Brother, let me help you. - Do you truly have that in you? 731 01:03:20,462 --> 01:03:22,965 Then, I need to see if for myself. 732 01:03:24,675 --> 01:03:27,219 All of you, move aside. 733 01:03:46,030 --> 01:03:49,825 Now the Mad God's here, they'll start going at it. 734 01:03:49,950 --> 01:03:51,368 Ain't that the truth? 735 01:03:51,493 --> 01:03:54,830 Last time, they got me on the mouth and it still isn't healed! 736 01:03:54,955 --> 01:03:57,750 The way I see it, the best option is to cut and run. 737 01:03:57,875 --> 01:04:00,711 I'm going, then! Hey, hey, hey! 738 01:04:02,379 --> 01:04:05,466 Mad God, I know you're devious and cunning! 739 01:04:05,591 --> 01:04:08,594 Comrades, I shall guard the front gate! 740 01:04:08,719 --> 01:04:11,472 - Make sure they don't get away! - Eh? Me? 741 01:04:11,597 --> 01:04:14,516 - I shall guard the south! - You, too? 742 01:04:14,641 --> 01:04:17,186 - I shall guard the east! - He's going as well? 743 01:04:17,311 --> 01:04:20,814 Hey, where should we guard? 744 01:04:20,939 --> 01:04:22,274 - Us? - Yeah. 745 01:04:22,399 --> 01:04:24,360 You're guarding here, of course! 746 01:04:25,611 --> 01:04:28,030 Amitabha... Amitabha... 747 01:05:27,131 --> 01:05:31,135 Audience with Ten Thousand Buddhas! 748 01:06:05,794 --> 01:06:08,297 Master, show them mercy! 749 01:06:17,931 --> 01:06:21,935 Suen Bik-ling, why do you pursue our twenty-year grievance, 750 01:06:22,060 --> 01:06:25,606 in the face of a new generation? 751 01:06:27,816 --> 01:06:29,860 This animosity from the past, 752 01:06:29,985 --> 01:06:34,239 I, Koo Hon-wan, can write it off in a single stroke! What about you? 753 01:06:34,907 --> 01:06:38,243 But who shall be held responsible for the lives lost here today? 754 01:06:38,368 --> 01:06:40,704 Leave this matter of bloodshed to me. 755 01:06:41,330 --> 01:06:44,750 If Kim-fei is the culprit, lwill punish him. 756 01:06:45,667 --> 01:06:47,920 But I believe he'd never commit such an act! 757 01:06:48,045 --> 01:06:50,130 Master, it had nothing to do with Brother Lung. 758 01:06:50,255 --> 01:06:54,384 Even so, if you keep on fighting, you'll be the one who loses out, Master. 759 01:06:54,510 --> 01:06:55,677 It's true! 760 01:06:55,802 --> 01:07:00,182 East... Island... Paragon...! 761 01:07:02,809 --> 01:07:04,269 I thought we were buddies. 762 01:07:04,394 --> 01:07:08,398 You know I'm always late, and you didn't wait for me? 763 01:07:12,903 --> 01:07:17,908 Ah... Old Mad, your powers now strike a chord all their own. 764 01:07:19,076 --> 01:07:21,620 And they sound just like a fairy farting! 765 01:07:23,163 --> 01:07:25,541 A stumble may prevent a fall. 766 01:07:25,666 --> 01:07:28,377 - I wasn't even using my full strength. - Huh? You... 767 01:07:28,502 --> 01:07:32,506 Hey, Suen Bik-ling, our combined age is over 200 years. 768 01:07:32,631 --> 01:07:35,259 What's the point of having a row? 769 01:07:35,384 --> 01:07:40,305 Now, don't say I'm singling you out, but losing means admitting defeat. 770 01:07:40,430 --> 01:07:44,268 This is one bitter pill I think you've got to swallow, right? 771 01:07:45,894 --> 01:07:48,772 Since you put it that way... fine. 772 01:07:50,941 --> 01:07:52,943 Let's say I lost, then. 773 01:07:53,902 --> 01:07:57,948 Old Mad, tonight, I invite you to the Reincarnation Prison to celebrate. 774 01:07:58,073 --> 01:07:59,741 Stand up! 775 01:08:06,039 --> 01:08:08,250 Very well. Very well, then! 776 01:08:10,210 --> 01:08:11,920 Yuk-kuen... 777 01:08:14,172 --> 01:08:16,633 The baby has internal injuries. 778 01:08:16,758 --> 01:08:20,887 Have Dopey take him back for a bath in the Isolation Grotto's ice pool. 779 01:08:21,013 --> 01:08:23,098 Big Sis, leave him to me. 780 01:08:23,223 --> 01:08:25,100 Be good now. 781 01:08:27,102 --> 01:08:29,021 Dopey, be careful. 782 01:08:34,443 --> 01:08:37,779 Ha! Who knew that the decades-old grievances of the martial arts world 783 01:08:37,904 --> 01:08:42,117 would all be resolved with the Mad God's "Audience with Ten Thousand Buddhas"? 784 01:08:44,119 --> 01:08:46,163 A pleasure to see you once again. 785 01:08:46,872 --> 01:08:48,749 More, more... 786 01:08:49,583 --> 01:08:51,543 Have another drink. 787 01:08:51,668 --> 01:08:56,673 Exactly. Wetting your whistle's better than fighting to the death any time. 788 01:08:58,467 --> 01:09:01,678 But alas, just as the moon waxes and wanes, 789 01:09:01,803 --> 01:09:05,015 events of this mortal coil are often difficult to predict. 790 01:09:14,107 --> 01:09:17,027 Master? Master? 791 01:09:17,152 --> 01:09:19,446 - Master? - Master, are you alright? 792 01:09:19,571 --> 01:09:21,657 Master, don't die! 793 01:09:21,782 --> 01:09:24,368 Master? Master? 794 01:09:26,912 --> 01:09:29,373 - Master! - How did she die? 795 01:09:29,498 --> 01:09:31,083 Master? 796 01:09:31,208 --> 01:09:34,461 Hey. What's going on? What's happening? 797 01:09:34,586 --> 01:09:36,421 Oh, she's dead? 798 01:09:36,546 --> 01:09:39,716 Master, what kind of hidden weapon is this? 799 01:09:39,841 --> 01:09:43,011 Ah! From my experience wandering the land, 800 01:09:43,136 --> 01:09:46,598 I can tell you that this is called a Silver Thunderbolt. 801 01:09:46,723 --> 01:09:49,518 This kind of Silver Thunderbolt, 802 01:09:49,643 --> 01:09:53,146 apart from the evil Heavenly Fragrance Cult and the Myriad Swords School, 803 01:09:53,271 --> 01:09:55,941 nobody else knows how to use it. 804 01:09:56,066 --> 01:10:00,570 I am certain this was the unique hidden weapon used by Lau Piu-piu. 805 01:10:01,947 --> 01:10:05,701 However, the shuttle is smeared with Bloody Throat-sealing Venom. 806 01:10:05,826 --> 01:10:07,744 This is not the way of the Heavenly Fragrance. 807 01:10:07,869 --> 01:10:10,747 Whether it's the Heavenly Fragrance Cult or the Myriad Swords School, 808 01:10:10,872 --> 01:10:14,543 the fact that they killed Suen Bik-ling with us around is disrespectful! 809 01:10:14,668 --> 01:10:19,214 - Am I right or what? - Big Sis, let's go find them right now! 810 01:10:20,340 --> 01:10:23,468 Elders, please offer us your guidance! 811 01:10:23,593 --> 01:10:27,180 I still have an old score to settle with the Myriad Sword Celestial. 812 01:10:28,473 --> 01:10:30,642 I must seek him out. 813 01:10:31,435 --> 01:10:32,894 Listen to me. 814 01:10:33,019 --> 01:10:36,314 I will head to the Myriad Swords School and get to the bottom of this. 815 01:10:36,440 --> 01:10:39,735 We cannot allow Suen Bik-|ing's death to go unresolved. 816 01:10:39,860 --> 01:10:42,320 Yuk-kuen, you shall come with me. 817 01:10:43,321 --> 01:10:46,867 Kim-fei? Remain and take care of things here. 818 01:10:46,992 --> 01:10:50,328 Then head to the Heavenly Fragrance Cult with Maid Kau to investigate. 819 01:10:50,454 --> 01:10:51,997 Godfather, take care. 820 01:10:52,122 --> 01:10:56,501 Hey, don't beat about the bush! You two, go to the Myriad Swords School. 821 01:10:56,626 --> 01:10:58,712 You two, go to the Heavenly Fragrance Cult. 822 01:10:58,837 --> 01:11:01,506 Time is of the essence. Get going! Go! Go! Go! 823 01:11:01,631 --> 01:11:03,633 Come on, go, go! 824 01:11:03,759 --> 01:11:05,969 We need to leave. 825 01:11:06,094 --> 01:11:08,013 Hey, get moving already! 826 01:11:09,014 --> 01:11:11,141 Ah, go! Go! I'll take care of things here. 827 01:11:11,266 --> 01:11:13,435 No one move her without my permission. 828 01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:15,520 - We'll get going! - Wait for us! 829 01:11:15,645 --> 01:11:19,816 Wait! No, each and every one of you needs to stay right here. 830 01:11:19,941 --> 01:11:22,694 - You can't leave just yet! - When can we leave? 831 01:11:22,819 --> 01:11:26,031 I sense there is treachery among you. 832 01:11:27,699 --> 01:11:31,203 I'll let you all go after a thorough investigation. 833 01:11:32,704 --> 01:11:37,375 Hey, Suen Bik-ling, I said I'd pray for your departed soul. 834 01:11:37,501 --> 01:11:39,252 Ain't that right? 835 01:11:46,176 --> 01:11:49,971 HEAVENLY FRAGRANCE CULT 836 01:12:14,830 --> 01:12:16,206 Behind me! 837 01:12:46,820 --> 01:12:48,905 Rush out as soon as I strike! 838 01:13:07,340 --> 01:13:10,051 Who is the Undivinable Flying Rings, Suen Bik-ling, to you? 839 01:13:10,176 --> 01:13:13,346 She's my master. I've come to avenge her death by Silver Thunderbolt. 840 01:13:15,849 --> 01:13:18,018 How did you acquire this? 841 01:13:18,143 --> 01:13:19,853 That's none of your business. 842 01:13:19,978 --> 01:13:22,814 My master was killed by this weapon of yours! 843 01:13:24,524 --> 01:13:29,696 East... Island... Paragon...! 844 01:13:35,243 --> 01:13:40,373 The fight's over already? What a cop out! Hey, how are things coming along? 845 01:13:40,498 --> 01:13:44,419 Well, she won't own up to it, and even put Brother Lung inside a bell. 846 01:13:54,638 --> 01:13:57,307 Hey, Li'| Disciple? You alright in there? 847 01:13:57,432 --> 01:14:00,018 I'm fine. ljust have no way of getting out. 848 01:14:03,188 --> 01:14:04,981 Buddha's Palm doesn't work, eh? 849 01:14:05,106 --> 01:14:08,401 Have you given that Seven-Whirl Chop I taught you a spin? 850 01:14:08,526 --> 01:14:11,529 "Seven-Whirl Chop"? When did you ever teach me that? 851 01:14:11,655 --> 01:14:15,325 All that racket outside means I can't use the Buddha's Palm. 852 01:14:15,450 --> 01:14:18,370 No, there's no noise out here at all. 853 01:14:18,495 --> 01:14:20,538 What the hell are you doing in there? 854 01:14:20,664 --> 01:14:23,249 You like it in there? Hurry on out! 855 01:14:35,220 --> 01:14:37,889 Li'l Disciple, you are without a doubt Old Mad's apostle. 856 01:14:40,350 --> 01:14:42,227 Mad God's Apostle? 857 01:14:42,352 --> 01:14:44,980 - Who is Koo Hon-wan to you? - Eh? 858 01:14:45,105 --> 01:14:47,816 He's that old devil the Mad God's godson, 859 01:14:47,941 --> 01:14:52,570 as well as the East Island Paragon's one true disciple. 860 01:14:54,781 --> 01:14:59,452 Oh, and who might you be? It's like you're neither here or there. 861 01:14:59,577 --> 01:15:03,123 Could it be you're so ugly you can't show your face? 862 01:15:07,043 --> 01:15:10,088 Do you recognize who I am now, Elder? 863 01:15:10,213 --> 01:15:14,092 Oh, you're the Twin Bell and Rings' Lau Piu-piu, right? 864 01:15:14,217 --> 01:15:16,636 I knew it from the start! 865 01:15:19,014 --> 01:15:22,809 I figured it out as soon as I saw the giant bell. 866 01:15:24,102 --> 01:15:26,438 There's no way she killed Suen Bik-ling. 867 01:15:26,563 --> 01:15:29,983 - How come? - They swore an oath of sisterhood. 868 01:15:32,902 --> 01:15:35,030 Then, how do you explain the Silver Thunderbolt? 869 01:15:35,155 --> 01:15:39,784 You're right, the Silver Thunderbolt is our cu|t's hidden weapon. 870 01:15:40,785 --> 01:15:44,789 However, it has been decades since we last used them. 871 01:15:45,707 --> 01:15:47,083 Unless... 872 01:15:48,793 --> 01:15:52,297 Back when I was cast away by the Blazing Cloud Mad God, 873 01:15:52,422 --> 01:15:54,424 I was carrying his flesh and blood. 874 01:15:54,549 --> 01:15:58,219 One day, out of the blue, the Heavenly Cripple found me. 875 01:15:58,344 --> 01:16:00,722 He forced me to tell him the Mad God's whereabouts, 876 01:16:00,847 --> 01:16:03,183 He even wished to kill my baby. 877 01:16:03,308 --> 01:16:06,478 I threw a Silver Thunderbolt at him, and he caught it. 878 01:16:06,603 --> 01:16:09,606 I think the Thunderbolt must have fallen into his hands. 879 01:16:09,731 --> 01:16:13,151 He must be the one who killed Suen Bik-ling! 880 01:16:14,611 --> 01:16:18,490 Hey! You figured that out yourself? It certainly was him. 881 01:16:18,615 --> 01:16:20,617 Li'l Disciple, let's go give Old Mad a hand. 882 01:16:20,742 --> 01:16:22,660 You two get moving as well! 883 01:16:31,294 --> 01:16:34,631 Big Foot? Do you remember me? 884 01:16:40,428 --> 01:16:43,264 Big Foot, what are you laughing at? Accept responsibility for your actions! 885 01:16:43,389 --> 01:16:45,809 Come out if you know what's good for you! 886 01:16:53,942 --> 01:16:56,861 You wanna see the patriarch? You gotta get past us first! 887 01:16:56,986 --> 01:16:59,030 That's right! 888 01:16:59,155 --> 01:17:01,032 - Master? - Go ahead. 889 01:17:45,201 --> 01:17:47,537 - Master? - Use the fourth stance. 890 01:18:12,896 --> 01:18:16,524 Old Mad, so, you really aren't dead yet. 891 01:18:20,069 --> 01:18:22,572 How could I die in peace without seeing you? 892 01:18:22,697 --> 01:18:27,452 You seem spry. Even as a cripple, you continue to hang in there. 893 01:18:28,995 --> 01:18:33,333 You may have crippled my leg, but I can replace it with a new one. 894 01:18:33,458 --> 01:18:36,669 Now I have mastered the Divine Heavenly Crippling technique, 895 01:18:36,794 --> 01:18:39,589 and I owe it all to you. 896 01:18:40,590 --> 01:18:44,385 Big Foot, you can stop trying to act all cool! 897 01:18:44,510 --> 01:18:47,847 Answer this: did you kill my master with the Silver Thunderbolt? 898 01:18:47,972 --> 01:18:49,724 What if I did? 899 01:18:49,849 --> 01:18:52,393 You just killed my Deadly Tumor and Dragon Twins! 900 01:18:52,518 --> 01:18:54,395 - How do we settle that? - You... 901 01:18:59,567 --> 01:19:05,531 Big Foot, you killed Suen Bik-ling just as a means of luring me here. 902 01:19:07,283 --> 01:19:10,787 All our past resentments and grievances, let us settle them in full today. 903 01:19:10,912 --> 01:19:14,958 Indeed! I will never sleep soundly knowing you are not dead. 904 01:19:15,083 --> 01:19:18,169 I will tear you to pieces and crush your bones! 905 01:20:11,931 --> 01:20:14,100 Father, what's happening? 906 01:20:25,069 --> 01:20:26,863 Father, don't do it! 907 01:20:29,407 --> 01:20:30,908 Look out! 908 01:20:34,871 --> 01:20:36,622 Master? 909 01:20:49,635 --> 01:20:51,637 Master? Master! 910 01:20:52,722 --> 01:20:54,891 - Master, are you alright? - Let go of me. 911 01:21:08,988 --> 01:21:12,116 I'll help you over there to rest, Master. 912 01:21:12,241 --> 01:21:14,077 Be careful, Master. 913 01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:18,915 - Master... - Stand aside! 914 01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:21,959 - Why? - I need to force the sword out. 915 01:22:00,748 --> 01:22:01,999 Master? 916 01:22:07,296 --> 01:22:10,383 Listen, bring your martial brother here at once. 917 01:22:10,508 --> 01:22:12,385 What for, Master? 918 01:22:13,219 --> 01:22:17,014 The ninth stance of the Buddha's Palm... 919 01:22:18,307 --> 01:22:20,059 I will inscribe it on those cauldrons. 920 01:22:20,184 --> 01:22:22,437 Master, I can learn it, too! 921 01:22:23,813 --> 01:22:27,817 No. You are a girl. You can only learn four of the stances. 922 01:22:28,901 --> 01:22:31,487 - Get going. - But what about you? 923 01:22:31,612 --> 01:22:34,365 - Just get going. - I can't, Master! 924 01:22:34,490 --> 01:22:36,325 Don't worry about me. 925 01:22:38,244 --> 01:22:42,081 - Do as I say and go! - Very well. 926 01:23:22,997 --> 01:23:25,875 Old Mad, you never saw this coming, eh? 927 01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:29,170 The Buddha's Palm you inscribed on the cauldrons 928 01:23:29,295 --> 01:23:31,714 will ultimately be for my benefit. 929 01:23:37,053 --> 01:23:39,555 Heart-of-Ice-in-White's stolen two cauldrons! 930 01:23:39,680 --> 01:23:41,682 Don't let him get away! 931 01:23:43,226 --> 01:23:44,977 Don't just stand there! 932 01:23:47,563 --> 01:23:49,315 You're despicable! 933 01:24:06,123 --> 01:24:09,126 Heart-of-Ice-in-White, return those cauldrons to my father! 934 01:24:09,252 --> 01:24:11,420 Your "father"? 935 01:24:11,546 --> 01:24:14,173 Little Dragon Maiden, let me tell you something. 936 01:24:14,298 --> 01:24:16,676 The Myriad Swords Celestial is your true nemesis. 937 01:24:16,801 --> 01:24:19,387 - You speak lies! - I speak the truth. 938 01:24:19,512 --> 01:24:22,682 If he were your father, why would he put a centipede in your heart to control you? 939 01:24:22,807 --> 01:24:25,017 Unbelievable! How dare you slander my father! 940 01:25:32,376 --> 01:25:35,338 Let's see you try to run now. You four, retrieve the cauldrons! 941 01:25:35,463 --> 01:25:36,714 Yes! 942 01:25:57,902 --> 01:26:03,949 - Matriarch, we can rest here. - East... Island... Paragon...! 943 01:26:05,701 --> 01:26:09,664 East... Island... Para... 944 01:26:09,789 --> 01:26:11,832 East... Island... 945 01:26:30,226 --> 01:26:31,394 Look out! 946 01:26:58,295 --> 01:27:01,382 - Little Dragon Maiden? - Why use flying daggers against me? 947 01:27:01,507 --> 01:27:03,551 If you wanna kill me, just kill me! 948 01:27:05,094 --> 01:27:08,848 - Young maiden, wait. - Had enough so you'll let me go? 949 01:27:08,973 --> 01:27:13,394 No. I merely wish to ask who gave you the bells around your neck? 950 01:27:13,519 --> 01:27:16,439 I've worn them since I was little. Anything else? 951 01:27:16,564 --> 01:27:18,399 You're a disciple of the Myriad Swords Celestial? 952 01:27:18,524 --> 01:27:21,193 Yeah! Are you done? 953 01:27:21,318 --> 01:27:23,362 - Hey! - Uh-uh, little girl! 954 01:27:23,487 --> 01:27:25,573 You shouldn't be so rude! 955 01:27:25,698 --> 01:27:28,576 Unc|e's knowledge of history is as vast as the land itself. 956 01:27:28,701 --> 01:27:30,870 She wears the same bells as you. 957 01:27:30,995 --> 01:27:34,665 She is your mother, and Old Mad is your father. Got it? 958 01:27:34,790 --> 01:27:38,586 Nonsense! Why should I believe you? Where's your proof? 959 01:27:38,711 --> 01:27:42,298 Back in the day, the One Mad, Twin Bell and Rings, and Three Abso... 960 01:27:42,423 --> 01:27:46,093 Ah, no! It should be the One East, Two Mad, and Three Flying Fairies! 961 01:27:46,218 --> 01:27:49,305 At the Battle of Tengri Tagh, Old Mad was trapped. 962 01:27:49,430 --> 01:27:51,140 Your mother was there, too. 963 01:27:51,265 --> 01:27:54,143 They all fought for three days and three nights. 964 01:27:54,268 --> 01:27:58,647 Oh, what a tragedy. Old Mad was blinded in the battle. 965 01:28:09,617 --> 01:28:12,912 Otherwise, where do you think you came from? 966 01:28:33,432 --> 01:28:37,394 Myriad Swords Celestial, you have no heart! You use black magic to harm my daughter? 967 01:28:43,526 --> 01:28:46,779 Amitabha... Amitabha... Amitabha... 968 01:28:46,904 --> 01:28:48,489 SWORD 969 01:29:12,847 --> 01:29:16,016 Big Sis! Martial Brother! Master's in grave danger! 970 01:29:16,141 --> 01:29:19,645 Master's injured. The Heavenly Cripp|e's got him cornered at Six Cauldron Temple. 971 01:29:19,770 --> 01:29:22,648 - Let's go save him, then. - Hey, Li'| Disciple! 972 01:29:22,773 --> 01:29:25,442 Think you can fight him? Even I am no match for him. 973 01:29:25,568 --> 01:29:29,321 - Then what can we do? - Uh, there must be something... 974 01:29:30,155 --> 01:29:32,408 Something we can... 975 01:29:32,533 --> 01:29:34,159 Something... 976 01:29:40,124 --> 01:29:42,167 Yuk-kuen? 977 01:29:44,295 --> 01:29:47,172 Master inscribed the palm method onto these cauldrons! 978 01:29:47,298 --> 01:29:51,385 Ah! I've got it! Li'| Disciple, to Six Cauldron Temple on the double! 979 01:29:51,510 --> 01:29:54,096 Oh, Yuk-wah, you stay here. We're off. 980 01:30:09,945 --> 01:30:12,281 Mother? Mother? Mother... 981 01:30:13,157 --> 01:30:14,825 - Good girl. - How are you? 982 01:30:14,950 --> 01:30:17,286 Find a way to reunite me with your father. 983 01:30:18,454 --> 01:30:21,248 Mother! Mother, don't die! 984 01:31:06,877 --> 01:31:08,754 Dopey... Dopey... 985 01:31:10,464 --> 01:31:13,008 Go ram that big-footed freak to death for me! 986 01:31:17,179 --> 01:31:18,389 Ram him! 987 01:31:59,054 --> 01:32:00,389 Dopey? 988 01:32:02,433 --> 01:32:03,851 SIX CAULDRON TEMPLE 989 01:32:08,022 --> 01:32:10,607 East... Island... Paragon...! 990 01:32:10,733 --> 01:32:13,569 East... Island... Paragon...! 991 01:32:15,154 --> 01:32:16,572 Master? 992 01:32:16,697 --> 01:32:19,575 - Master, how are you? - Godfather? Are you alright? 993 01:32:20,951 --> 01:32:22,453 How is he? 994 01:32:26,540 --> 01:32:28,042 Hey, run! 995 01:32:29,001 --> 01:32:30,044 Run! 996 01:32:40,012 --> 01:32:42,264 Old devil, you... 997 01:32:51,690 --> 01:32:54,318 Quickly! Hurry! 998 01:32:54,443 --> 01:32:57,571 - Dopey, come on! - Hurry up, Dopey! 999 01:32:58,822 --> 01:33:02,951 THE DHARMA WHEEL EVER TURNS 1000 01:33:04,119 --> 01:33:05,454 Come on. 1001 01:33:05,579 --> 01:33:07,664 - Faster, DOPeY! - Dopey! 1002 01:33:09,083 --> 01:33:11,794 - Father? - Come on! Hurry! 1003 01:33:15,380 --> 01:33:16,632 - Father? - Elder? 1004 01:33:18,425 --> 01:33:20,094 Father! 1005 01:33:24,348 --> 01:33:28,894 Father... Mother has died. I brought her here to see you. 1006 01:33:33,107 --> 01:33:34,650 Lau Piu-piu! 1007 01:33:35,651 --> 01:33:38,487 - Elder! - Elder! 1008 01:33:38,612 --> 01:33:42,157 Flat... I feel all flat! 1009 01:33:42,282 --> 01:33:45,035 This time, I'm done for. 1010 01:33:45,702 --> 01:33:48,122 Old devil, how are you doing? 1011 01:33:49,248 --> 01:33:53,252 You're not leaving so soon, are you? Old devil? 1012 01:33:54,461 --> 01:33:57,631 Even I deserve some consolation. 1013 01:33:57,756 --> 01:34:00,634 I'm someone who has always been late. 1014 01:34:00,759 --> 01:34:05,347 But this time, I'm finally early for once, for all of you to see! 1015 01:34:05,472 --> 01:34:08,559 East... Island... 1016 01:34:13,147 --> 01:34:15,274 - Elder? - Elder! 1017 01:34:27,286 --> 01:34:29,288 - Kim-fei? - Yes! 1018 01:34:32,541 --> 01:34:34,543 Yuk-kuen, help him at once! 1019 01:34:44,303 --> 01:34:46,638 Divine Heavenly Crippling! 1020 01:35:04,656 --> 01:35:08,911 Quickly, Kim-fei's Golden Dragon Slayer, thrust it into Heavenly Cripple's wound. 1021 01:35:09,036 --> 01:35:10,454 - Hurry! - Alright. 1022 01:35:45,197 --> 01:35:46,865 Father! 1023 01:35:46,990 --> 01:35:49,368 - Kim-fei, are you alright? - Master... 1024 01:35:49,493 --> 01:35:50,953 Big Sis! 1025 01:35:52,412 --> 01:35:54,039 I'm fine. 1026 01:35:57,876 --> 01:36:01,546 Worry not. Your father won't die that easily. 1027 01:36:04,299 --> 01:36:05,717 Master? 1028 01:36:06,677 --> 01:36:08,011 Big Sis? 1029 01:36:12,432 --> 01:36:14,518 - Look! - There's nothing to see. 1030 01:36:14,643 --> 01:36:17,354 Shek Kin always gets what's coming to him at the end. 1031 01:36:17,479 --> 01:36:19,064 What an idiot! 1032 01:36:20,899 --> 01:36:23,318 But we really do apologize. 1033 01:36:23,443 --> 01:36:26,780 We've had to inconvenience the old-timer once again. 104315