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Previously,
on Clean Slate...
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I don't know anything about
you other than the fact that
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one day your daughter's
going to be president.
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Go on a date with me.
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- Have you ever dated a trans woman?
- Not yet.
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About the whole date thing,
forget I even mentioned it.
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I have got to learn to drive.
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Your instructor is in the
car with you right now.
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Still waiting for Louis to talk
to me and we live together.
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Grindr? It'll blow my cover.
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Your cover isn't as
covering as you think.
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Seeing you in that
hospital where mom died...
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I don't want to think
about losing you, too.
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I need you, Dad.
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So you and Opal are not riding
with me on the Mardi Gras float?
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Can't. Got a "Mom-di-Gras." Kids
from her class and their mothers.
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It's a PG version of
the same debauchery.
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- Sorry, Opal's got to let her hair down.
- Oh.
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Ooh. And where are you going?
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Louis promised to show me the
magic of Mobile. So, back by 9:00.
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Oh, please. That's
the old Mobile.
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Now, we're talking
9:30. Maybe even 9:45.
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Who needs New York?
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- Daddy.
- What...
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I know it's been 23 years,
but I still know that look.
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- Can we borrow your convertible?
- I knew it was something.
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You know that's my pride
and joy. Aside from you.
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- It's my backup pride and joy.
- But I passed my driving test.
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Girl, this is Mardi Gras.
You got drunkards out there,
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you got criminals out there,
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and people who click "reply
all" for no damn reason.
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Look, give them the car,
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and I won't let you ride in
that Rice Krispie treat alone.
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It's a sponge.
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Besides, I can add to
my bead collection.
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- Get them beads out of here.
- Get away!
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Now, I want you to promise
me, no drinking, okay?
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No drugs, no strangers,
and no eating in my car.
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I can't have you leaving
stains in my seats
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with your greasy
fingerprints and whatnot.
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We promise.
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And you will check in with
me every hour on the hour.
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Dad, I'm not a teenager.
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Need I remind you I haven't
given you the keys yet?
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You left them in the ignition.
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Bye. Love you, mean it!
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The magic of Mobile awaits.
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Did you bring
me here to kill me?
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Betty's is the
coolest gay bar in town.
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Girl, it's Mardi
Gras. Trust me.
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It's gonna be
off the chain.
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♪ Where everything's
still the same ♪
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♪ This town has said
what it has to say ♪
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♪ Now I'm after
that back highway ♪
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I think they left it
completely on the chain.
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Lots of
potential friends here.
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Oh, Opal, look.
Self-service candy bar.
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Looks like all you
can eat all day.
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Are you crazy? Student
council treasurer is here.
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I need Juniper to approve
funding for the Model UN.
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You can't close that kind of deal
in the middle of a sugar high!
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Maybe focus less on closing deals
and more about making friends.
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Be kind and polite, and
thank Lulu for hosting.
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I'm not rude, but time is money
and Lulu is not on the agenda.
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- Opal, you made it!
- Lulu.
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- Funny running into you here.
- But it's my house.
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That was the joke.
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Never mind.
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- Hi, Daddy.
- Hey.
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- It's Mack. Right?
- That's right.
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Of course it's Mack.
Like the truck.
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That just... wham!
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You're under the
truck.
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- It's a children's party, right?
- Oh, is it?
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Hey, you want to take a break from
being fondled and come help me?
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Yeah.
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Whoo. They were steamrolling
towards second base.
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Cheryl looked like she was
getting ready to steal third.
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- Well, thanks for the rescue.
- You're welcome.
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I'm Rhonda, your host
and general smart-ass.
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I'm Mack and smart-asses are my
favorite of the entire ass family.
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- Oh!
- Yeah.
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Well, you make your ass useful.
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You got it.
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You can't text while
driving a giant sponge.
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You could run over a whole
flock of majorettes mid-routine.
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I'm trying to find Des.
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She should have checked
in three times by now.
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Will you leave her be?
She's a grown-ass woman.
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- Whoo! This yours?
- You wish.
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Hi!
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Anyone here catch your eye yet?
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Yes, but not in a good way.
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Even if I was looking for a man
tonight, it wouldn't be in a gay bar.
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"Please send a picture so I know
you're not dead in a ditch somewhere.
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From Harry, your father."
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Please send that man
a proof-of-life photo
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before he puts us on a
missing persons list.
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Done.
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Sorry this place
is so... rustic.
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That's not rustic. That's
a health code violation.
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This place, it's safe.
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- Nobody knows me out here.
- Do you ever want anyone to know you?
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If there's one thing I've
learned about intimacy issues...
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Intimacy issues,
shmintimacy issues.
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James just texted me back.
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- James, that hot-as-hell doctor?
- Yes, from Grindr!
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Oh! Oh...
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He said he's in town
for a Fluidity Ball.
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Did y'all say Fluidity
Ball? Betty's the name.
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And jump-scaring
people is your game.
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Fluidity is the queer
party of the year.
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It's been sold out for weeks.
I can get you in, though.
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Louis, I need this.
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We're going.
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- People might recognize me.
- Fluidity is a masquerade.
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No one's going to lay eyes
on your gorgeous little face.
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And James
will be there.
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- Fine.
- Yes! Who's driving?
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You, girl, because I
don't own a motor vehicle.
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Kenny, you're covering
the bar. Mama's going out.
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He works here? Um...
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He gonna wash his hands, right?
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Who cares? Onward
to the masquerade.
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♪ Rollin' incognito,
Rollin' incognito ♪
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♪ Queen of my castle and
I ain't ever comin' down ♪
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What if James is a catfish?
Or doesn't have any teeth?
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He's a closed-mouth
smiler, you know.
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Toothless doctors are rare.
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Look, once James arrives, I'll
hover till you feel good about...
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- He's here and he has teeth.
- Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
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Help me. Hey, James.
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Are your Spidey senses
tingling?
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Listen, this was the
last mask they had.
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Okay. Did Aunt May give
you a curfew tonight?
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Well, if she did, I just
forgot all about it.
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Hate to
interrupt whatever
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Comic-Con chemistry you
two have going on here,
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- but I need to see some ID.
- Oh.
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♪ Get up on your feet
She's so problématique ♪
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- One last thing for protection.
- You mean condoms?
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- It's a taser.
- Girl, what?
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If it's giving psycho, stun him.
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Aim for the eyes and don't stop
till there's blood on his shoes.
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Now, you two lovebirds
have fun now.
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♪ She's so problématique,
I know you like it ♪
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Juniper!
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I am so glad our paths
were able to cross.
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Have you taken a look
at my Model UN proposal?
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It's still under consideration.
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Where are you sitting in
the cafeteria these days?
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- Sort of just floating for now.
- Not anymore, you're not.
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Friends of mine sit with
the student council.
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- Ever play "Who's got the baby?"
- Duh. It's a Mardi Gras tradition.
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Find the baby in five minutes and
you can sit at our lunch table.
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You're already at our lunch
table. Try to keep up.
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Of course. I was just kidding.
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Who should we pick
to look for the baby?
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How about Lulu?
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Great choice,
Juniper. Visionary.
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Thank you so much for helping
me with these gift bags.
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It's overwhelming.
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Hell, I'm overwhelmed each
day making Opal's lunch.
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And then they don't
even eat half of it.
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Right! You're cutting
crust, you're washing fruit,
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you're warming up the
thermos. Stuff takes time.
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Oh, the worst.
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The baby's gotta be
in here somewhere.
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Psst.
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- You had the baby all along?
- Shh.
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Look where
Desiree is, Ella.
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Oh, this is hell on earth.
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I know a hostage
photo when I see one.
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Hostage? That's just a
sad excuse for a bar.
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Stop trippin'!
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No, this is my little baby
girl. I got to protect her.
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From what?
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Yo. Have you been
reading the news lately?
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These streets are not
safe for people like Des.
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Well, you know what?
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I still have Louis's friend's
location from when we saw Boyz II Men,
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in New Orleans.
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Okay, okay. That's
where they are.
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In that shady
warehouse district?
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Slow down! I'm not
dying in a Swiss cheese!
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It's a sponge!
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Let me guess.
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You're going for the whole
Meghan Markle thing, right?
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Kind of. But thottier.
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Come through
Duchess of Sus-sexy.
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I'm Taylor. This ho
to my left is Natasha.
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And that ho over there
is White Natasha.
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- I'm Desiree.
- Hi!
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Look at you girls living
your best authentic lives.
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This is not the
Mobile I remember.
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Who's blowing you up?
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My dad. He won't stop
checking in on me.
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So annoying.
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- Aw, I wish I had a dad who cares.
- Taylor, you have two dads.
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- And they drove us here.
- Yeah, but we got drama.
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They refused to buy me
the new AirPods Max.
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That's your major drama?
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Let big sis give
you some advice.
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When it comes to New
York City or Alabama,
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you can't rely on your
daddy or your sugar daddy.
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Girls like us have to focus on
the big things we want in life
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and grab 'em for ourselves.
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How much for that bottle?
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3,500.
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We'll have three shots from that
plastic bottle with the easy grip
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and a Shirley Temple for me.
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I told my dad I wouldn't drink.
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You told your dad?
Aren't you, like, 60?
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Oh, 60?
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Screw it.
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Make it a Dirty Shirley for me.
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- Yes!
- I'll show you 60.
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I don't feel too good.
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Last slice. The
baby must be there.
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Lulu, stop.
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- They're pranking you.
- What are you doing, Opal?
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What I should have
done from the start.
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I thought you were cool, but
you're a loser, just like Lulu.
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I think I'm gonna...
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What!
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Let's get you cleaned up.
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Sorry I puked on your friends.
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Those power-hungry bullies
are not my friends,
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and I don't want them to be.
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I'm sorry I was such a B-word.
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It's okay. Everyone can
be a butthole sometimes.
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No, I meant...
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You know what?
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I was a butthole.
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Can this butthole come
over for a hang sometime?
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Another round for
Betty, Natasha, and White Natasha!
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- ♪This is how we do it ♪
- Yes, girl. Remember this song?
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Do I? I was the inspo, baby!
239
00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:44,036
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
240
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:47,123
We don't listen to music
from before we were born.
241
00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:48,666
I did not hear that!
242
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:51,461
♪This is how we do it ♪
243
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:57,591
- Wait, who is Mack?
- Just a guy.
244
00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,510
- What's Mack's last name?
- Do y'all bone?
245
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,388
If not, do you wish y'all boned?
246
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,140
Simmons, no, and...
247
00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:05,225
Um...
248
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,935
Oh, that's the pause of death.
249
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:10,896
- You got it bad for that man.
- I do not.
250
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,899
Betty, back me up on this.
251
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,234
No can do.
252
00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:18,988
This is not how we do it.
253
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,128
Cheers.
254
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,343
You gonna keep me in
suspense all night?
255
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,936
Shame you don't
have perfect skin
256
00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,354
and a glistening smile.
257
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,857
Oh, hush.
258
00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:57,359
I have to admit, I
was pretty surprised
259
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,653
when you said you'd
meet me so last minute.
260
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,615
- Why?
- Seriously?
261
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,866
I mean, look at you.
262
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:07,329
I bet every guy in town was
lining up to take you out tonight.
263
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,957
Well, you're front
of the line now.
264
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,167
Yes, I am.
265
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:21,968
Fireworks. Cliché.
266
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,387
But I like it.
267
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,646
I feel ridiculous.
268
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,648
They won't let us in unless
we're wearing a mask.
269
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:38,734
Once we get in there and I
find Desiree is alive and well,
270
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:41,028
then we can leave.
How do I look?
271
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:43,280
Like a young Idris Elba.
272
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,115
- Really?
- No!
273
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:47,743
You look like a
Squishmallow ate your face.
274
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,370
Come on.
275
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:52,456
Sold out. No
tickets, no entry.
276
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:56,210
Good sir, my daughter's been
out of my life for two decades,
277
00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:58,379
and now she may be
in grave danger.
278
00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:01,466
This might be the chance
I'm finally her hero.
279
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:08,097
What if I told you you're looking
at Lil' Miss Black Mobile 1967, huh?
280
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,560
Well, how many women of a
certain age you got in there?
281
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:14,270
Don't want me telling Nextdoor
282
00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:16,856
you're running an ageist
establishment, would ya?
283
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,405
I'll show you my titties.
284
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:29,159
So that's how you got backstage at
Earth, Wind & Fire all those years.
285
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,245
Mm-hmm. And the Commodores.
286
00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:34,081
And Kool & The Gang. Mmm.
287
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,916
Anyway, put your tongue
back in your mouth
288
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:38,460
and let's split up and find these
kids. I'm gonna go this way.
289
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,170
- Okay.
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
290
00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:44,174
- Ooh, he's hot.
- You in trouble, girl.
291
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:46,093
Why did you ignore
this hot man's call?
292
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,553
She obviously loves him.
293
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,097
I do not love him.
294
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:53,059
I am flirty and
ready to get dirty.
295
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:56,271
- Oh!
- Okay.
296
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,899
Hey, babe. I'm here.
297
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,943
What were your other two wishes?
298
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,404
I think you're all three.
299
00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:07,948
Just so you know, I'm trans.
300
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,075
Just so you know,
301
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,911
I'm Dave.
302
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:14,914
Excuse me.
303
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:17,833
Excuse me. Excuse me.
304
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,960
Sorry, Grandpa.
305
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,087
Grandpa?
306
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,798
Did you just call
me Grandpa? Huh?
307
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:30,012
Well, maybe Grandpa needs to
teach you a little respect.
308
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:31,180
Let's do it.
309
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:35,392
♪ Padam, padam, I
hear it and I know ♪
310
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:39,813
♪ Padam, padam, I know
you want to take me home ♪
311
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:42,066
♪ Padam, and get
to know me close ♪
312
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,485
You go, Harry! Go, Harry!
313
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:48,197
Go, Harry!
Go, Harry! Go, Harry!
314
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:50,115
Go, Harry! Go, Harry!
315
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:54,912
♪ Padam, padam, I know
you want to take me home ♪
316
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:58,082
♪ Padam, and take
off all my clothes ♪
317
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,713
♪ 'Cause I can hear
your heart beating ♪
318
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:08,342
♪ Padam, padam, I
hear it and I know ♪
319
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:13,263
♪ Padam, padam, I know
you want to take me home ♪
320
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,974
♪ Padam, and get
to know me close ♪
321
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,603
♪ Padam, padam, when
your heart goes ♪
322
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:24,024
Desiree is getting mouth-mauled
by some random man.
323
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,443
Good for her.
Let's not butt in.
324
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:29,948
- Hands off my daughter!
- Harry! Harry!
325
00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:33,617
Desiree!
326
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:37,413
Dad, seriously,
what are you doing?
327
00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:40,749
Saving you from murderers
and potentially mono.
328
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:45,129
- Oh, Harry, stop!
- I like him and we are connecting.
329
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:48,215
Me and Doug, we're
making a connection.
330
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:50,259
- It's Dave.
- Shut up, Doug, Dave.
331
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:53,721
Look what we got! We
grabbed it for ourselves!
332
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:57,391
- They stole the bottle.
- You stole the bottle?
333
00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,893
- She's with them, too.
- I don't know these bitches.
334
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,520
Desiree, come on!
335
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,397
We have a robbery in progress.
336
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:05,649
- Desiree!
- Come back here.
337
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:09,028
- Call the police!
- Run, Desiree, run!
338
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,866
That's your friend, isn't it?
339
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:16,828
Desiree!
Desiree! Desiree!
340
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:21,039
Hey, that was crazy!
341
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,132
I can't drive. I'm drunk.
342
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:33,136
Taylor can drive. She's in AA.
343
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:44,354
Hey! Wait! I'm not in there!
344
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,316
But my purse is!
345
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:54,990
Louis Alexander Dunbar.
346
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,575
- Where'd Desiree go?
- Mom, Harry.
347
00:17:56,576 --> 00:18:01,038
What the... brings you to beautiful
downtown Mobile this evening?
348
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:04,541
Desiree was in that bar
French kissing a bouncer.
349
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:07,461
Then she ran out with a gang
of cut-throat liquor thieves.
350
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:10,923
Just when the DJ was playing the song
of the night. It was just a blur!
351
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,633
- Honey, we need your help.
- Okay, okay.
352
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:15,135
- Up higher.
- I'm in.
353
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,179
- Okay, let's go.
- Okay.
354
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:29,942
Well, Lulu finally stopped
auditioning for The Exorcist.
355
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,110
I'm just glad the girls
are getting along so well.
356
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,657
- And Opal's made a real friend.
- Aw, so sweet.
357
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,992
- How about a slumber party?
- Whoa.
358
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,285
Easy, tiger.
359
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,913
It's been nice and all,
but I like to move slow.
360
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:47,084
Clever. How about
we start with you
361
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:49,378
giving me your number?
362
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,839
Yes, ma'am.
363
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:59,888
You look so familiar.
364
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:02,140
Seriously, girl,
365
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,977
how did you get your
eyelashes that long?
366
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:11,025
I swear I saw you
in Central Park.
367
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,486
I miss my old life.
368
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,197
My friends, the gallery.
369
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:19,992
Even Gavin sometimes.
370
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,161
Do you ever miss New York?
371
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:24,789
Probably not.
372
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,332
Desiree!
373
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,334
Homegirl, did
you befriend a horse?
374
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,044
Daddy.
375
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:33,088
Oh, thank God.
376
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,924
Oh! Oh, my goodness.
What a mess.
377
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:38,510
I've never been so
happy to see you.
378
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,470
Giddy up, cowgirl.
379
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,015
Your rodeo's over.
380
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:45,017
Where's my car?
381
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:48,228
It's gone, Daddy. It's gone!
382
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,272
You were right about
me. I am a mess.
383
00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:52,941
It's going to be okay. We
just need to get you to bed.
384
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,236
How do I get in this thing?
385
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,195
- That's a good question.
- Over there?
386
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,281
- No.
- Back there.
387
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:00,616
Maybe if you just...
388
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:02,493
- Can you help her?
- My pants are too tight.
389
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:09,958
Lemon lime or fierce strawberry?
390
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:13,378
Dealer's choice, hon.
Just give me electrolytes.
391
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,838
Stat!
392
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,049
That's right. That's
right, Officer.
393
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,134
It was a vintage
fire-blue Barracuda. Yeah.
394
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,552
And it was stolen from me.
395
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,930
Hold up.
396
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:26,975
I got to call you back.
397
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:30,938
Why, you no good for
nothing, carjacking fools.
398
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:31,980
Sir, it was an accident.
399
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,857
We saved our numbers
to your contacts!
400
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,609
- Run, Natasha, run!
- Wait, Natasha!
401
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:37,653
Wait, Natasha,
don't use my name!
402
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:41,740
And there better not be no dang
French fries stuck in my car.
403
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,034
So God help me.
404
00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:47,079
Y'all slow down
so I can catch ya.
405
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,414
So...
406
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,209
About that text you sent me.
407
00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:53,544
What text?
408
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:08,601
- Would you like me to delete this?
- Yes, please. Thank you.
409
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:16,234
Deleted. Best
Hardi Gras ever.
410
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,452
On the
next Clean Slate...
411
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,121
You want me to break
in Watergate-style?
412
00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:31,498
Last time you intervened, you
committed multiple felonies.
413
00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:34,751
Can anyone tell me
what it means to be a Christian?
414
00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:36,671
Me, me, me, me!
415
00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:41,049
Surprise!
416
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:42,801
I haven't
done this in a while.
417
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,680
- I can tell.
- Easy.
418
00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:53,938
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