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Previously
on Clean Slate...
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Be present, curious,
and non-judgemental.
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I got this.
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Child, we gonna have
us a food strike.
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Lamb chops? When
the injustice stops.
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- That's right.
- Give it back, Jethro Sanchez.
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- What are you gonna do, old man?
- I'll bust you up.
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Oh, big man!
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My number?
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I've done my time
with troubled men.
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Ella, what's on your face?
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Dang pen must be leaking.
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Well, it's 6:59 and the line
is already around the corner.
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All right, ladies. And gent.
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Are we ready?
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Okay, then. Let's vote.
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Aww, I can't believe
it. Little Miss New Job,
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getting her Nepo Baby on.
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Don't you dare call this a job.
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I am simply helping out
my dad and his employees
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as they perform
their civic duties.
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Plus, Dad said I
can keep any tips.
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Well, you're doing
a great not-job.
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I'm driving voters all day.
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The last thing I need is to hear
them complain about the van.
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Oh, sweetie, you know they're gonna
find something to complain about.
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Huh! No, they won't.
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Because I have prepared
for every possibility.
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Bam! I got tissues,
mouthwash, Depends...
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and flares.
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You're prepared for
everything from incontinence
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to a zombie apocalypse.
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You got that right.
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Okay, your Souls to the Polls
is ready to roll, Louis.
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I'm about to give these old ladies
the best poll ride of their lives.
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- Oh.
- Wait. That came out wrong.
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Louis, however you want to encourage
people to vote, it's your business.
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Just remember... consume
plenty of fluids.
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Mm-hmm.
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Thank you.
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Have fun.
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- You voting?
- Already did.
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Mailed my absentee ballot
in to New York City.
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How about you? You voting?
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Can't. Convicted felon.
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But I can still root for my
candidates from the sidelines.
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You have candidates?
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Oh, come on. You know
who I'd vote for.
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No, actually.
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Come to think of it, I don't
know anything about you
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other than the fact that one day your
daughter is going to be President.
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True.
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You know, come to think of it,
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I don't know anything truly
personal about you, either.
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What do you say we rectify that
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with a little game I like
to call "Truth or Dare"?
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Um, doesn't everybody
call it "Truth or Dare"?
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Well, yeah. But the way I
framed it, it's more alluring.
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This place could use
a little... allure.
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What
a beautiful day to vote!
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- Isn't that Harry Slate?
- I thought he was dead!
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Tameka, finally
found a job, huh?
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Good morning, everybody. All
right, this is Election Day.
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The most sacred day in
the secular calendar
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aside from Halle
Berry's birthday.
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And I get to spend
it with my people.
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How y'all doin'? Good
morning, good morning.
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And you know what...
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You know, the last I checked,
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today is November
7th, not January 6th.
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Yeah, well, I'm not a
traitor. I'm a Libertarian.
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- Whatever.
- Same old Harry.
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What you doing? In this
community, elders go first.
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Yeah, well, I don't
ascribe to rules
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that infringe on my
personal freedom.
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What you need to do is ascribe your
fringes into another neighborhood.
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That's what you need to do.
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- I'll ascribe fringes wherever I want.
- I'll ascribe your mama's fringes.
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Why are you two standing there
like that? Get in the line!
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Okay, people, listen up!
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No soliciting. No vending.
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No electioneering or
political advertising
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within earshot or
eyeshot of this line.
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No handing out food or water.
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No handing out gum...
chewing or bubble.
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No entertainment.
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And no handing gum to
entertainers... chewing or bubble.
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That's the only reason
I came down here...
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to hand out bubble
gum to entertainers.
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Ella, two machines
are already down.
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Oh. Come on, girl. Come on.
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Hmpf.
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No, sir. Not today.
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I ain't letting this waka-flocka
Libertarian get in front of me.
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Ain't gonna happen today. Uh-uh.
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This waka-flocka just
made you a man cave.
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Ah!
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Mmm.
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Ugh. Gross.
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Truth or dare?
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Definitely truth.
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Ugh, more truth.
You're such a girl.
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Guilty as charged.
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Okay. Truth, truth, truth...
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All right.
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Isn't fine art a total scam?
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You mean a total scam I've literally
built my entire life around?
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All right, let me rephrase it.
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You could drop a paint can on a
canvas... wouldn't be worth anything.
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Put Jackson Pollock's name on it, all
of a sudden, it's worth $5 million.
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Seems like a bunch of
smoke and mirrors to me.
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Abstract Expressionists
all over the world
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thank you for your
in-depth analysis.
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Come on.
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Okay, yes, sometimes there's
smoke and mirrors, but...
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remember the kids
in Opal's art class?
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Oh, when they were showing
their drawings, they just...
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they were glowing.
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They were able to access
parts of themselves that...
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that are too joyful or painful
or complicated for words.
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Art is a... is a
window to the soul.
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And that is definitely
not smoke and mirrors.
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I stand corrected.
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Okay, your turn...
truth or dare?
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- I choose truth.
- Oh, so you're choosing for me now?
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Mm-hmm. When you
were locked up...
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did you ever drink toilet wine?
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Desperate times call
for desperate measures.
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Oh, I knew it! I knew it!
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Ugh!
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Okay...
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What did it taste like?
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A little like this. Just with
hints of urine and regret.
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Thank you for joining
the Louis Limousine.
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To ensure a pleasant ride,
please refrain from shouting,
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fighting, or throwing objects.
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Some folks get on and suddenly turn
into teenagers heading to church camp.
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Seventy going on 17.
Ain't that right?
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Once you get inside,
check in alphabetically.
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If you don't know the alphabet,
check in with yourself.
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We just ran out of stickers.
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What?!
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The "I Voted" sticker is the
lifeblood of the election process.
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Not to mention, a
selfie opp is why
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half these people are in
line in the first place.
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Pretend I'm handing
you stickers.
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What? Really?
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Here are hundreds of stickers.
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And plenty more where those came
from. A real Sticker Bonanza.
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Marcy didn't get a break, and
now her blood sugar is low.
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Tell her to grab a Swedish fish out
of my purse pocket and hang tough.
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Are you "in charge"?
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Indeed I am.
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You can go ahead and
retire those air quotes.
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I'm here to protect the election
and prevent interference.
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I'm a citizen watcher.
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'Cause of the Constitution.
You ever heard of it, lady?
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My name is Ella Jane Dunbar.
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Now, I don't know what
little A.M. radio station
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told you to pause your
Nintendo to come here,
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but I can assure you
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that if anyone interferes
with my polling place,
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you will watch me put
my foot up in their ass.
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Now take your little Rambo outfit and
go back home to your mama's basement.
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It's a guest house.
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$20 to switch places.
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21 and all the
bubblegum you can chew.
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You know they're not
gonna let us walk in like this.
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No, they are not. You know
what they're gonna do?
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Put your disrespectful
butt right behind me.
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Because this is my community,
and these are my people.
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- And my jilted lovers.
- You don't have any jilted lovers, okay?
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Man, I have jilted so many.
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I'm a top-five jilter
in this county.
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I told you two to get in
line, not bribe the voters.
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- I'm a pillar of this community.
- I was here first.
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I don't have time for this mess.
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Pick a number
between one and ten.
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Six.
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Wow! First guess!
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Wait a minute. I didn't
get to pick a number.
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You can't get any
closer to six than six.
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Ella, District 53 voters got sent
to a closed polling location.
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- By "mistake."
- Oh, sure.
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Just another simple "mistake."
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A few of them have
been rerouted here.
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That's not a few.
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That's a flood.
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Oh, my!
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Holy Moses, help us all.
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Why should we have to wait
longer? I was in line for hours.
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You don't get no special treatment just
'cause your polling place shut down.
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If you can't handle
the wait, go home.
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Tameka!
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Nobody is going home.
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District 53 folks,
form a second line.
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We'll merge you in zipper-style.
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So when we get up there, somebody
else is gonna get in front of me?
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Harry, I am doing
the best I can.
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Man, leave her alone. She's
a member of our community.
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Did you say "our community?"
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You've lived here for two years.
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You don't even wave. You
don't even say hello.
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You don't even
wave and say hello.
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Matter of fact, you do a zero
combination of waving and saying hello.
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Oh, I say hello.
Just not to you.
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And you want to know why?
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'Cause the first time I met
you, all you had to say was
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"Better
not park on my lawn."
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And you'd better not.
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Man, you had it out for me since
the day I moved in to my house.
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You don't even know whose
house you moved into.
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The Franks lived there. They
were my neighbors for 38 years.
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Yeah, and they deserve
a medal for that.
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They were looking to sell,
and I was looking to buy.
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Two self-interests aligning.
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Whatever.
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Did you just push me?
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I'm 6'4" and three bills.
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If I pushed you...
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you would've known it.
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That was a slight bump.
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Yeah, well, why don't
you slightly bump
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someone your own
remarkable size.
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Actually, with a touch of
vodka, it wouldn't be half bad.
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All right, stop
stalling. Truth or dare?
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Truth.
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You seeing anyone?
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No. Kind of hard to
find a penthouse man
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in a town filled with
three-story buildings.
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Truth or dare?
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Truth.
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Have you ever dated
a trans woman?
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Not yet.
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What about you?
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I only like men.
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Noted. Truth or dare?
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Dare.
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Go on a date with me.
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You own a penthouse
I'm not aware of?
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Can we please pipe down?
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I'm trying to watch the road.
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Change the radio. I want
to hear that Cardi B. Hey!
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We are esteemed elders,
not giggling pubescents.
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Put on some jazz.
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Fine, Jazz. Jazz it is.
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I don't want to hear that.
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00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,712
Who is throwing
candy at the driver?
249
00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:56,215
Ow! All right, that is enough!
250
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,634
Lord help me.
251
00:11:58,885 --> 00:11:59,885
Everybody out!
252
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:03,306
So, who was it, hmm?
253
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:09,562
Who was flinging
Werther's Originals at me?
254
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:13,608
You know it wasn't Bertha. She
only has that cheap old candy.
255
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,320
Y'all know who I'm
picking up next, right?
256
00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:21,158
The Dialysis Divas.
257
00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:22,867
That's right.
258
00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:26,246
Most reliable voting bloc
in Mobile for 60 years.
259
00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:31,750
And I know you don't want them
finding out you made them late.
260
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:32,793
Sorry, Louis.
261
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,753
Okay. We'll behave.
262
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,340
Now, everyone back
in the van. Come on.
263
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,635
Damn. Now I want a Werther's.
264
00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,141
Thanks. Come on.
265
00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:50,269
Okay, look, I can respect the fact
that you don't wanna go out with me.
266
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,270
Here we go.
267
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,814
But can you at
least tell me why?
268
00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:55,275
I'm a big boy. I can take it.
269
00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:57,318
You live with your kid.
270
00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:58,486
You live with your dad.
271
00:12:58,487 --> 00:12:59,445
You work at a car wash.
272
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,404
You don't work at all.
273
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,489
I avoid toxicity.
274
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:02,531
Who's toxic?
275
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:03,824
Every man I've ever been with.
276
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,535
Well, if everywhere you go smells like
shit, time to check your own shoe.
277
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:07,495
Says the felon.
278
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:08,662
Says the runaway.
279
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:09,622
You're rude.
280
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:10,789
I'm honest.
281
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,335
I deserve way better than you.
282
00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,842
Sir, no turntables.
283
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,720
Please, no performing!
284
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:25,972
Calm down.
285
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,433
Oh, for the love of baby
Jesus. No open flames!
286
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,893
- Whatever, lady.
- Did any of you people listen
287
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:32,645
to any of my rules?
288
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,271
- Man, would you stop?
- Stop touching me!
289
00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:37,733
Get off me!
290
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:40,569
Miguel, Harry... what
is going on here?!
291
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,321
GI Jose here, he's
trying to kill me.
292
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,406
You are acting like a child.
293
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:47,284
Well, I wouldn't be screaming
and carrying on like this
294
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:48,870
if you just did your job.
295
00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:51,372
Excuse me?
296
00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:53,250
Well, look at this, Ella.
It's a mess out here!
297
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:55,752
You're just bad at this.
298
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:02,216
In any community, that look means
you're about to get your ass kicked.
299
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:03,552
Shut up. Get out of the way.
300
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,927
Harry Slate...
301
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:08,764
Do you solemnly swear to perform
the duties of election officer
302
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:09,848
according to the law?
303
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:10,849
Try to do what now?
304
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,018
I heard "yes," so...
305
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:16,564
By the power vested in me
by the state of Alabama,
306
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:21,193
I now proclaim you official
electoral inspector.
307
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,194
Huh?
308
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,572
You do the work!
309
00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:25,365
All right.
310
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:27,825
I can do this.
311
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:29,953
All right. All right now.
312
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:32,204
New sheriff in town.
313
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:35,374
Everybody not named "Miguel"
314
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,419
come on down to the front.
315
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,962
Step over there.
316
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,172
Come on down. Come on in.
317
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,799
He... he's not really...
318
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:44,800
Stay.
319
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,891
Um, Mack, I'm...
320
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,935
so sorry about what
I said earlier.
321
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,229
It's just this...
322
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,815
whole Alabama thing, it's
temporary for me, you know?
323
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,484
No need to apologize.
324
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,696
Glad I humiliated
myself by asking.
325
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:11,911
What is that?
326
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,001
NeNe Leakes?
327
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,503
Hey, local people, any
chance I can get a wash?
328
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,256
Hell yeah. I'm on it.
329
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,049
Why are you even here?
330
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,176
And more importantly, why are you
running for Water Commissioner?
331
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:28,135
Why not?
332
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,596
Hey! You know my
campaign slogan!
333
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,641
We just left a
wild polling place.
334
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:36,894
People were fighting and screaming,
throwing food at the bus.
335
00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:41,148
A devastating commentary on the
state of the American democracy
336
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,232
if you ask me.
337
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:45,069
More devastating than celebrities
running for public office?
338
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,237
People from the country
club moved me here,
339
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:50,949
put me on the ballot, and think
I'm gonna privatize water.
340
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,451
But they're gonna shit a brick
341
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,746
when I announce my Water
for the People Initiative.
342
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,247
Power to the people. Okay!
343
00:15:57,248 --> 00:16:00,459
You see? Some of us Southerners
have plenty to offer.
344
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,796
This is a big ass bus. You
think you got enough muscle?
345
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,131
She's right. I could
use the extra hands.
346
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,258
Or are you too
good for this, too?
347
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:10,804
Watch and learn.
Give me that sprayer.
348
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:16,810
♪ Jesus is the
President of America ♪
349
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,353
People, have you
lost your damn minds?
350
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,856
Are y'all three fries
short of a Happy Meal?
351
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:25,235
Religion is dead, you idiot!
352
00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,861
Well, I'll see you in
Hell then, libtard.
353
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:29,571
You got the wrong
person on the right day.
354
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,115
Man, you need to get
that old lady back.
355
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:33,534
Hell no. I got
everything under control.
356
00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:35,453
Fire!
357
00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:37,037
Wow.
358
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:40,457
We need to call
that old lady back.
359
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,837
Hey, be sure to keep
that nozzle pointed down
360
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,630
so dirt doesn't shoot
back on to the bus.
361
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,257
You don't think I
worked here as a kid?
362
00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:50,843
I could give a TED talk
on these mangy sprayers.
363
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:54,305
I'm hearing a lot of
animosity. You two screwin'?
364
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,517
Hey, hey. Remember,
straight strokes.
365
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,270
You don't wanna get swirl marks.
366
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:04,022
How does a girl from the city
not remember things like that?
367
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,191
Are you calling me bougie?
368
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,901
My edges!
369
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,738
Oh, my bad. No, it was
an accident, I swear.
370
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,699
It was an accident, I swear.
371
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,908
It's on.
372
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,873
Yep. Definitely screwin'.
373
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:25,294
Ella!
374
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,713
Harry, what on Earth?
375
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,965
How are you already this
deep into a beauty regimen?
376
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,176
I'm efficient.
377
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:32,593
What do you want?
378
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:36,305
The voting line, it's chaos down there,
and I need you to come back and fix it.
379
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:39,391
You want me to come
back and fix what you broke?
380
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,102
No, the system broke it, Ella.
381
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:43,812
Yeah, I did too.
382
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,063
So you need me then?
383
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,191
I need you desperately.
The whole community does.
384
00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:51,236
Oh, come on. I've been taking care
of this community for 42 years.
385
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:55,157
Marching, voting, baking, feeding
everybody's dirty little kids.
386
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,826
And while everybody else gets
to just show up, complain,
387
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,286
and grab their little stickers,
388
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:02,122
I am there working my finger
to the bone trying to uphold
389
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,626
the one thing that gives
our people a voice.
390
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:09,464
I've given so much I got
nothing left for myself.
391
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:14,844
So, Mr. Harry, if you want to be
a real pillar of this community,
392
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:16,846
you carry the load.
393
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,098
You're right, Ella.
394
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:24,728
And I'm sorry I, uh,
interrupted your sexy tub time.
395
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,564
Me too.
396
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:31,652
Ella, you don't have to
come back and fix things.
397
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:33,112
But did you vote?
398
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:35,948
Shit!
399
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:39,451
Let me just say
what an honor it is
400
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,037
to shuttle The Dialysis Divas.
401
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:49,127
Such a lovely, dignified,
quiet group of community elders
402
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,256
who rarely throw things.
Gonna be a great day.
403
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:55,844
Of course.
404
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,263
License and registration.
405
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:00,549
Okay.
406
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:07,063
Um, what seems to be
the problem, officer?
407
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:08,939
I'm not even driving.
408
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,440
You're blocking the street.
409
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:11,651
Isn't this a loading zone?
410
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,530
I'm sorry, I thought I left room.
Just taking these ladies to vote.
411
00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:18,699
This van is registered
to a church.
412
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,159
It's our church. I'm the
choir director there.
413
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,413
Just using the van as
a voting shuttle today.
414
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:25,581
Go voting!
415
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:28,000
I'm gonna need to
confiscate this vehicle.
416
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,586
What? Why?
417
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,588
For all I know, it's stolen.
418
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,965
You think I stole this van?
419
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:38,176
Then kidnapped 12 old
ladies to take them voting?
420
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:43,975
Sir, either I confiscate the
vehicle, or it's handcuffs.
421
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,145
I'll let you make the decision.
422
00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:49,646
I can't believe this!
423
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,566
Polls close in 20 minutes!
424
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,777
Y'all haven't missed
a vote in 60 years.
425
00:19:55,528 --> 00:20:00,115
I marched on Selma, and
I'll march here, too.
426
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:02,535
- Can't get rid of us that easy.
- I know that's right.
427
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,289
They've underestimated
our resolve.
428
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,167
And our supply of
compression socks. Bam!
429
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:11,628
Oh, my God!
430
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,425
I tried to get it back, Ella,
but it was just too far gone.
431
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,804
We are really
living in End Times.
432
00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,765
I didn't realize how you
were holding things together.
433
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:27,017
Look!
434
00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:31,689
The Dialysis Divas!
435
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:36,778
Those are the pillars
of our community.
436
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:43,325
And they've been holding
us up for a long time.
437
00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:47,871
♪ Will the circle be unbroken? ♪
438
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:50,208
♪ Be unbroken ♪
439
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,047
Oh.
440
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:02,928
Well, that was weird.
441
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:05,597
No weirder than most
things these days.
442
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,808
NeNe Leakes knows how to tip.
443
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:08,892
Hmm.
444
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,019
Oh, I gotta get Opal.
445
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,646
Go. I'll finish up.
446
00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:14,189
- Are you sure?
- Yeah. I got it.
447
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,024
Thank you. I'm a mess.
448
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,819
She's rich, bitch.
449
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:41,592
You know...
450
00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:44,504
about the whole date thing...
451
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:47,015
forget I even mentioned it.
452
00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:49,976
Uh-huh. Yep. Forgotten.
453
00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:00,194
He drank wine from a toilet.
454
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,447
He drank wine from a toilet.
455
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:05,116
He drank wine from a toilet.
456
00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:15,083
On the
next Clean Slate...
457
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,544
Girl, this is Mardi Gras.
You got drunkards out there,
458
00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:21,840
you got criminals out there, and people
who click Reply All for no damn reason.
459
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,051
Opal's made a real friend.
460
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:25,135
How about a slumber party?
461
00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:27,138
Whoa! Easy, tiger!
462
00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:29,431
It's been nice and all,
but I like to move slow.
463
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:35,687
Desiree is getting mouth-to-mouth
by some random man!
464
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:36,980
Good for her!
465
00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:38,816
How do I
get in this thing?
466
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:40,525
Back there.
467
00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:43,154
Maybe if you just...
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