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Previously
on Clean Slate...
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- Desmond?
- I'm your daughter, Desiree.
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From what I recall, you were all
about resisting all the pretty ladies.
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"Come out, live your truth."
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Sure you want to leave?
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A girl's gotta do what
a girl's gotta do.
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Desiree, don't leave!
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- That your daddy?
- He's fighting for me.
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Desiree, have you met Mack?
He just got out of prison.
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- Welcome back, Desiree.
- What's your pronoun sitch?
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I like this one.
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Des is back, and he
wants to say hello.
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It's "she," Dad.
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Mom, that's a freebie. Next one,
I'm charging him five bucks.
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You see, we tie our
own chakras into knots
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contorting to surroundings that
don't match our energy force!
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Say that again in English,
Desmond. Crap! Desiree.
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- Jar.
- Gimme time. Shit.
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Dang it.
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{\an8}Dr. Vera Rishi Guerrera
believes that, while I'm here,
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I should construct a
cocoon that feeds my soul.
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She calls it the soft landing.
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Girl, Metamucil made my soft
landings a thing of the past.
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So it's time to declutter.
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We can start by replacing
that eyesore on the wall.
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Eyesore? That's a tasteful,
enduring masterwork,
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created on the finest
velvet, and sold to me
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on one of the finest
off-ramps in Birmingham.
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It's hideous. Not to mention, you
can't have a Last Supper of Soul
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without Beyoncé as
Jesus, of course.
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Well, hell, Ray Charles
is clearly Jesus,
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and you can't have
no alive Jesus.
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Beyoncé is still
roaming the earth.
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Beyoncé is "roaming the earth?"
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She is not a T.
Rex. She is an icon.
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She is a legend, and
she's forever the moment.
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And this is my prized possession,
and it ain't goin' nowhere, son...
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- Daughter. Damn it!
- Jar.
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I'm gonna retire off this.
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You can't do spring
cleaning in the winter.
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It's illegal.
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What's the rush of you turning
my house into a cocoon?
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We ain't got no permit for that.
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This is a treasure trove
of priceless antiques.
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Like these 27 Happy Meal toys?
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Hamburglar! Ha ha,
you rascal, you!
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You don't even have your
own key to the house,
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and you tryin' to
throw out my heirlooms.
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Oh, that reminds me.
I had a key made.
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Ohh!
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Can I look forward to inheriting
this Welcome Back Kotter board game?
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I'll be the envy of
AARP members everywhere.
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It ain't all squirrel
poop up in here.
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Some of these things are more
precious than you'll ever know.
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Ohh! You
remember your mama in that?
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I wore it, too!
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Say what, now?
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You were at work, she
was at a PTA meeting.
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Got drunk to En Vogue,
got a little crazy.
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Mmm...
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Oh, my God.
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She would read to me at night,
and I would lie on her lap
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and play with this pendant.
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Those 7,000 boxes, too?
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That's all I have left of her.
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That's all any of
us have left of her.
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Hell, she's up in heaven asking,
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"Couldn't he have let
me bring a purse?"
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Dad, you could fill
up three Goodwills
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and there would still be
plenty of Patricia Slade
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all up and through this attic.
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It's just so hard to let it go.
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That's why I saved
your kid stuff.
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About that.
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You know all my
old Little League uniforms
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are very triggering for me.
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Oh, come on,
you weren't that bad.
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Hello, Miguel.
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What the hell are
you doing here?
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Shouldn't you be somewhere
watching tractor pulls,
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or rasslin'?
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Or a rassler pulling a tractor
or something like that?
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Yeah, they could pull a tractor,
bro. They're incredible athletes.
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- Man, they're actors.
- Take that back.
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- They're actors!
- Take that back!
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Though it is thrilling that you've
found a new topic about which to argue,
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I have work to do.
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- I heard there was a yard sale.
- What yard sale?
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I was just looking
to get a preview.
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The yard sale is tomorrow,
Miguel. No looky-loos.
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- Sure you can't make an exception?
- Sorry.
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Dad, Opal's gonna help out.
You'll get cash for your trash.
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Now, look, I'm not gonna sit here and
watch folks walk away with my stuff.
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I'm gonna sit here and
watch Alabama whoop Georgia
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'cause it's the
game of the year.
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- You won't be here.
- Where the hell am I gon' be?
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You'll be with
Louis at the wash.
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He's agreed to be your little
football-watching buddy.
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Louis? No way! Let me
tell you something...
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No Louis, then no
Ella Football Feast.
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I'm gon' need a few more
details on this feast.
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Pecan pie. Pimiento
dip. Brisket sandwiches.
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Those are all my favorites.
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- Mm-hmm.
- But you got a plan,
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and the only person who's
not in on your plan is me.
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So, you'll have a yard
sale, but over my dead body.
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Uh, I've got rental tables.
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Will they fit over
his dead body?
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Good job, Little One.
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You too, Tall One.
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Put that down!
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My collectible spoons are
out of your price range!
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Well, look at you,
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all up in this yard sale,
making it rain Washingtons.
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I don't think she'd mind if I
took these for a spin, do you?
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- I don't think she would.
- So, what do you think?
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Three bucks?
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Now, if you gon' haggle over the
stuff, Patricia's gon' haunt your ass.
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- I ain't afraid of no ghost.
- Well, you oughta be.
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There's my bro! Ha ha!
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Hopin' to bro out
with him, bro style,
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just a coupla bros
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doin' bro stuff.
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Best friend to the
rescue. Mwah, mwah.
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Thanks for the food, Ella.
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I would say bring back the
leftovers, but... I know better.
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Come
on, Louis, let's go.
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I don't want to be late
for that pre-game. Come on!
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I owe you one.
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You
owe me several.
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Would you bring your
punk ass on? Let's go, boy!
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Okay, so, the sticker price on
all this stuff comes out to, uh...
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32...
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but I'll... I'll give you 20.
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Thirty.
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We're already into the
afternoon, little mama.
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Sale's gonna be a
ghost town soon.
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Ah. But the post-game rush
is gonna pillage it all,
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and you'll be left looking
on in horror from your porch
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as others leave with what
could have been all yours.
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Twenty-five.
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Thirty.
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Take it... or leave it.
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Can I speak to your manager?
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Manager? You're talking
to the CFO, my dude.
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Fine. This...
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Thank you.
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CFO, huh?
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You know it.
What's your title?
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I don't think I have one.
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- Mm. Maybe after your performance review.
- Who knows?
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Maybe I'm already planning a hostile
takeover of the housewares table.
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You wouldn't dare.
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Mm.
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Look at us... a couple
of very distant friends
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taking on a game only
one of us care about.
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Excuse me? I care very deeply.
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Louis, do you even
like football?
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Hell yeah, I do.
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Des knew I was gonna watch
anyway, so she hooked us up.
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We gon' crush it today.
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I didn't know you
was an Alabama fan!
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Ho ho! I'm not.
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Cousin used to play
there. Go, Dawgs!
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Sic 'em!
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Hell no! I'm trapped here
eatin' with the enemy?
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What you put in this pecan pie?
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- Opal, bought you some lunch.
- Thanks, Dad.
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- This stoop taken?
- Depends.
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What you got in the bag?
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Dew Drop.
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I know you don't
have onion rings.
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Well, then you know wrong.
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Mmm.
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I'll tell you, Harry's
so happy you're back.
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Is he, now?
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- Yeah.
- Ohh.
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He just shows his
happiness in strange ways,
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kind of like Opposite
Day, you know?
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The more he dishes it out,
the better your standing.
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I guess I'm his favorite
person in the world, then.
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Mmm.
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Do you give the Little One the same
tough love that I get from Harry?
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Baby girl's been through enough.
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You're just gonna leave me
with a cliffhanger like that,
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then go mute?
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Two walking shitshows managed
to conceive the perfect child.
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One went AWOL, the other got
locked up in prison for ten years.
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Trying to lean into the
whole gentle parenting thing.
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I wish I had some
of that growing up.
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A good dad, and he
delivers onion rings.
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Go, go, go, go, go. Yes!
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Ooh! Y'all are not coming back
against this defense, bay-bee!
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Fat lady ain't sang yet, Dawg.
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Oh, she's hollerin'
right now! Ooh! Ha ha ha!
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Look at you, Mr. Football here.
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Yeah, you're just full
of secrets.
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'Scuse me?
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It's just, uh... I know.
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- Know what?
- You're good. We're good.
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I'm not a gossiper, and
it ain't nobody's business
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if you're irrationally
excited about brunch.
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Ha!
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Is that why you were
surprised I like football?
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Judged a book by
its cover, did we?
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I can admit it.
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If you'll admit that the
Tide could easily score
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twice before this rock 'em,
block 'em game is over.
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I don't know about that, baby.
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Well, watch and see. Lookit.
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- Yes!
- No!
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Ooh!
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- Thanks for the food.
- Any time.
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Can I get your number?
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My number.
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Without even asking
my Zodiac sign first.
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Hard pass.
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I wasn't asking you out, just
thought I might need to get in touch.
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You know, just bein' neighborly.
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I've done my time
with troubled men.
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I may need to get in
touch for emergencies.
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You know.
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Well... mostly emergencies.
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Now, wait a minute,
who says I'm troubled?
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- Probably your parole officer.
- No, Jeff loves me.
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I'm sorry you've had
bad luck with men,
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but maybe you shouldn't let
the bad choices of your past
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cloud your current ones.
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And I thought I left
my therapist in Soho.
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Did you get these pearls of
wisdom at the Cracker Barrel?
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00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:06,791
Oh, hey, now, I'll have you know
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I only get my pearls of
wisdom at the Dollar General.
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About as much as they are worth.
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Neighborly.
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Ohh.
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You can light up my
phone as much as you want
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with texts and emojis,
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but when I don't reply,
it's nothing personal.
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Just an act of
self-preservation.
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Noted.
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You want my number?
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00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,035
Opal, you need
some more cookies?
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I'm coming, girl.
244
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,753
Uh-uh-uh!
I'm cutting you off.
245
00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:55,714
Not gon' let you blame Mama's
pie on you gettin' the sugars.
246
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,050
And you know we'll play
again in the championship.
247
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,182
You and Des were
in touch for years.
248
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,392
Why you didn't tell
me about her secret?
249
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,894
It wasn't for me to tell.
250
00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:13,149
Besides, these things...
they aren't secrets.
251
00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:15,234
At least, not in the way you
and Mama think of secrets.
252
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,445
But you've kept it
from me on purpose,
253
00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:19,321
and that's a secret.
254
00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:20,656
These are our stories.
255
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:23,325
I own mine, Des owns hers.
256
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,662
And we decide when
and where to share.
257
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:29,249
So, what's your story?
258
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:33,378
I, uh, got a lot of chapters.
259
00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:38,591
But... I'm not sure if folks are
ready to read the whole book just yet.
260
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:42,971
Well, it's trade-up story time
24/7 in my house these days.
261
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,476
Honestly, I wasn't sure
Des should come back.
262
00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:49,935
Didn't think you could deal.
263
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,980
Well, I'm trying
to roll with it.
264
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,106
I'm trying.
265
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,317
I know you are.
266
00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:57,610
You surprised me.
267
00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,111
Her too.
268
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,196
That's impressive.
269
00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:01,864
Ha ha ha ha ha!
270
00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:03,950
Judged the book by
its cover, did we!
271
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:06,702
Touché.
272
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,622
- Mm-hmm.
- Touché.
273
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,876
So, what are you
thinking, design-wise?
274
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:16,337
Oh, I'd settle for not
finding half-eaten hotdogs
275
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:18,380
under old issues
of Jet magazine.
276
00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:19,924
What's a magazine?
277
00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:22,469
You're so young.
278
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,180
What was New York like?
279
00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:29,725
Imagine a diverse, exciting...
280
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:30,935
woodchipper...
281
00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:34,146
where everyone gets
to wear scarves.
282
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,606
Why'd you leave?
283
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,233
Oh, I might be going back soon.
284
00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:40,110
I have a few exploratory
Zooms set up.
285
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,738
Don't get me started
on exploratory Zooms.
286
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,823
Where'd you live? I'm
thinking Greenpoint.
287
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,909
Oh, Brooklyn's already
Manhattan prices.
288
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,828
Wait. How do you even
know about Greenpoint?
289
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,748
I spend a lot of time thinking
about being somewhere else.
290
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,083
Preach, honey.
291
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,210
Preach.
292
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:58,296
It's cool that you actually
got out into the world.
293
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,632
I think it's in my blood, too.
294
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:04,594
My mom... travels a lot.
295
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:11,184
You're already a yard sale CFO.
You can go anywhere you want, girl.
296
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,646
Whew.
297
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:20,234
Looka here. Well, it look like
y'all did much better than Bama.
298
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,736
You had to know, when we join
forces, it would be epic.
299
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:23,905
Beyond epic.
300
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,824
My, my, my.
301
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,576
Where is my coffee mug?
302
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:29,828
What mug?
303
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:32,830
The one that says "'Cause
Mondays Happen" on it,
304
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,290
the one I told you not to touch.
305
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:37,835
It sold at 12:48 p.m. to Miguel.
306
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:40,337
I told y'all I didn't want to have
no damn sale in the first place.
307
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,339
But y'all forced me into it.
308
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,883
And now something
precious is gone.
309
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,677
I'm sorry, it was chipped.
310
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:49,221
I'll get you a new mug.
311
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,433
The day I wanted to ask your
mama to marry me at the pier,
312
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:55,644
we had breakfast before we left
'cause your mama loved pancakes.
313
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:58,689
Yeah, that lady could
mow down some flapjacks.
314
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,608
How poetic.
315
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:03,903
I was just staring at
her. I was... mystified.
316
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,364
I just dropped down on one knee,
317
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:11,118
and I proposed to her
right there on the spot.
318
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:14,955
And she was so surprised,
she dropped her coffee mug,
319
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:18,918
and I popped the question
on a puddle of coffee.
320
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,253
It was your proposal mug.
321
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,672
Um...
322
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,466
Okay, okay, um...
323
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,552
He's right next door.
324
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,846
On a scale of one to ten,
325
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,183
how much does Miguel hate you?
326
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:43,734
Oh, hey, what's
crack-a-lackin', Desiree?
327
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:47,321
So very much is crack-a-lackin'.
328
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:49,406
You see, my father...
329
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:51,700
You mean the asshole
about yea tall?
330
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:54,286
The very one. I
accidentally left some...
331
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,580
- Give it back, Jethro Sanchez!
- Not helpful.
332
00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:59,458
Yeah, why on earth would Jethro
Sanchez help you out, bro?
333
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,251
Who you callin' bro? Let
me tell you something...
334
00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:02,461
What are you gonna do, old man?
335
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,630
- I'll bust you up! Come on, do it, then!
- Hey, where's your water at, bro?
336
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,173
Ooh, big man! Ohh!
337
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,384
Shut up, both of you.
338
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,010
- Tell me what to do...
- Shut up!
339
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:12,805
Okay, um, we're gonna
do some roll breathing.
340
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,098
- Some what?
- Roll breathing.
341
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:17,143
Put your left hand on your belly
and your right hand on your chest.
342
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:21,230
Now take a deep breath.
343
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:26,443
And feel the breath rolling
up through your lungs
344
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:29,947
and out through the
top of your chest.
345
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:32,116
Exhale and repeat.
346
00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:33,659
You should feel as if
347
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:38,455
your hands are moving like
the waves of the ocean.
348
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,249
Ah. Ah, they are.
349
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,376
Hee hee! What in the
Billy D. Williams...?
350
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:46,630
Now, Harry, with eye
contact and an open heart,
351
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:50,175
tell Miguel what it
is that you want.
352
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:54,263
I want my wife's mug back more
than anything in the world.
353
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:57,975
Okay, Miguel, with eye
contact and an open heart,
354
00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:01,020
tell Harry what it is you want.
355
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:06,608
I want $50, cash!
356
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:07,568
Fifty dollars!
357
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:10,362
Supply and demand, home
slice. Love it or leave it.
358
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,864
I like this guy!
359
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:14,408
And you gotta let my friends
park in your driveway
360
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,326
on Dungeons & Dragons night.
361
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:19,246
Did not see the Dungeons
& Dragons thing coming.
362
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:20,748
I got layers, little mama.
363
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,958
Wow. Um, Harry,
364
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:26,546
are you able to
meet Miguel's needs?
365
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:28,548
Here.
366
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,479
Where'd you learn
this Jedi mind shit?
367
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,939
Yoda did her breathwork
seminar in the Hamptons.
368
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,484
Who the hell is Yoda?
369
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,069
If I didn't know better,
370
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:54,823
I'd say you were sitting on
a folksy porch in Alabama
371
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,867
listening to birds chirp
372
00:17:56,868 --> 00:18:01,330
while windchimes dance
playfully in the breeze.
373
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:05,167
Hmm.
374
00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:06,960
Uh... OK, girl.
375
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,295
Who in the world
just texted you?
376
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,671
It's just Mack.
377
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:14,468
Mack? As in, "Sir, do you want
a deluxe wash and wax" Mack?
378
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:18,388
Stop it! I'm not
entertaining all of that.
379
00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,891
What about you?
380
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:22,309
Who's been blowing
up your phone lately?
381
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:25,521
Oh, child, I get sale
alerts from Banana Republic.
382
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,315
Seriously, you're not dating
anyone? Not even casually?
383
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:33,153
There was a few road trips
to a piano tuner in Atlanta.
384
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,696
Mmm!
385
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:38,700
And then some clumsy fumblings at a
choir directors' summit in Charlotte.
386
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:42,247
Sweetie, you shouldn't have to
leave the state for companionship.
387
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,207
Phone.
388
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:47,334
Uh-uh. No, no.
389
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:48,837
Phone.
390
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:54,926
Here she go.
391
00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:59,346
It's your fairy godmother of gettin'
it in and help you get you some!
392
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:03,350
Uh-uh! Grindr?!
393
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:06,103
- No!
- Where there's a will, there's a gay.
394
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:08,272
It'll blow my cover.
395
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:11,608
No offense, sweetie, but
if my dad's any indication,
396
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:15,654
your cover isn't as cover-y as you think.
397
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:19,659
OK, there's definitely
a local talent pool.
398
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:24,246
But I'm not going
to do it for you.
399
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:27,958
If you choose to slide that little
button over and activate your account
400
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:30,711
or not, it's your
choice, no pressure.
401
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:43,223
Now I'm gon'
be, uh, Horshack.
402
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:45,767
I gotta be Horshack, yep. Bam!
403
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:47,436
What the hell is a Horshack?
404
00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:49,314
Girl, don't you
blaspheme up in here.
405
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:54,319
So, I guess I'll be,
um... what is this?
406
00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:59,865
- Um... Barbarino.
- Wow! Ho-ho!
407
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,951
Vinny Barbarino on your
first time playing?
408
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,036
It's a power move.
409
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,038
I don't know why I
let you keep this.
410
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:08,582
I'm-a lock it up
before you burn it up
411
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,667
and try to open up one of
your Chaka Khans and whatnot.
412
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:13,338
Chakras!
413
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:17,507
I'm sorry I soft-landed
all over you.
414
00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:19,468
This place feel like
a cocoon to you now?
415
00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:22,429
It definitely has...
cocoon potential.
416
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:23,889
You did all right, too.
417
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,766
'Cause it's starting to feel...
418
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,852
feel like a new thing, and
it feel like a good thing.
419
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:34,232
You know, you haven't had
to put any money in that jar
420
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,110
for seven whole hours.
421
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:41,031
Yup! And it's smooth
sailing from here on out!
422
00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:43,451
Come on, Vinny, you up.
423
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:46,995
That doesn't count!
424
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,455
Hell, you the one chose it.
425
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:53,669
Exhale, Dad.
426
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:58,131
- Exhale.
- Don't tell me to exhale.
427
00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,216
I'll wait to exhale.
428
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:01,385
Angela Bassett burned
all that man's clothes.
429
00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:02,928
She coulda had a yard sale!
430
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:05,181
Coulda made $73 and whatnot.
431
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,483
{\an8}On the
next Clean Slate...
432
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,735
Look at all these people
out here on a workday!
433
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,237
Ain't nobody got jobs?
434
00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:21,613
Why are we here?
435
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:25,242
We need to learn to model
a good work/life balance
436
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,995
- for little Opal.
- Whoo!
437
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:30,747
This is your chance to
finally talk to JoJo!
438
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:33,709
Violence is
never the answer!
439
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:35,335
Take that, lunch lady!
440
00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:39,047
I will knock that nasty-ass
hairnet right off your head!
441
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:41,133
I've created a monster.
442
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:42,760
Look at us now!33243
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