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9k?

How the hell am I going to do it?

The first plan to hit on Pop - a gift

If you love someone...

Give them milk.

I got it.

14 Baht?!

How much is soy milk?

5 Baht

Can I have one youtiao for free?

I'm doing business, you can't just ask for free food.

Please.

Thank you.

It might be...

Because we...

Have been lovers since our past life.

In you next life!

Ouch! Who the hell?

Hey.

You know what?

Even soy milk belongs with youtiao.

What's up with you?

Can I ask something from you?

Huh?

Can I hit on you?

"Can you be my boyfriend?"

The second plan to hit on Pop - a love letter "Can you be my boyfriend?"

The second plan to hit on Pop - a love letter

Boy- what? I can't read it, can you?

N-O.

No.

Y-E-S.

What's Y-E-S?

No.

Yes.

Yes.

Ye! Ye for sure today they're going to ye (slang for having sex) for sure.

Ye for sure...

Ye for sure today they're going to ye for sure.

Want my fried egg

The third plan to hit on Pop - give him your (fried) egg

Ai Oat

When?

When what?

Acting clueless eh?

What are you doing?

Eat this, or would you like me to feed you?

Want me to feed you?

Are you really boyfriends?

Well look!

If so kiss each other's cheek for me.

Why is it so hot today?

Acting girly, it mean that he likes manly guys

What the hell are you looking at?

The fourth plan to hit on Pop - seduce and make him want you

What the hell are you doing?

Do you think that...

I'm cool?

Yeees.

Very cool.

Totally cool.

Cool like shit.

Hey!

I'm as cool as the guy from Fast, Hard, Through the Hell.

What movie?

The Fast you know? The Fast.

The Fast! Fast & Furious!

That's what I said.

Or is he trying to seduce me?

So hot!

And the damn AC is broken!

Hot...? That's seducing, right?

Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot

A broken AC might make you feel hot.

But if you break your body you'll get sick!

What the hell are you saying?

It's giving me goosebumps!

Do you think...

If...

You were a woman...

Will you be pretty?

What the fuck are you saying again?

And...

If you were a woman.

Will your breasts be huge?

What the fuck are you doing?!

I'm...

Going to make you my wife!

Get away!

You crazy fuck!

Enough!

Get out you crazy fuck!

Enough!

What? As we promised.

3k.

What 3k? You fucking sucked.

What was our agreement.

You have to be boyfriends.

And what's this?

But they did get each other.

Get what?

Get to eat his feet

2 boxes more.

Don't forget

Jeez... Being born...

And fail maths.

Oh! By the way.

Where's your wife? Isn't he at work today?

Just be quiet!

What? Or were you doing it the whole night?

How many times? Can you tell me?

Are you going or not?!

Calm down, I'm leaving now.

You crazy asshole! I'm not going with you!

Sure! Fine!

You idiot’!!

Damn it.

Get in.

Are you getting in or not?

Are you getting in or not?

Hey.

What’s wrong?

Acting like this...

Are you sulking because of me?

I'm right, aren't I?

And you're sitting here...

Waiting for me to make up to you right?

Sit down!

Sit!

How about this.

Let's guess which airline is landing next.

If I guess it right.

You have to stop sulking OK?

Alright

I'll start.

QATAR.

Right?

Qatar?

Yes that.

Right?

You cheat, you looked.

What look?

Alright.

This time...

I'll turn around.

Just wait and see.

This one.

EMIRATES.

Right?

How did you know?

It's a secret.

Hey!

Didn't you say that you'll stop sulking if I guess it right.

I didn't say that.

But, do you want to know?

Yeah.

Something like this...

Requires experience.

But.

I have a trick.

Do you want to know?

Yes.

I want.

But.

There's something I want to ask from you.

What?

Can I borrow your money?

Please.

I knew it, someone like you.

Please.

Pleaaaaase.

No!

Please, I really have no money.

No.

Pleaaaaase.

Let me borrow your money please.

Please?

Fine!

Just stop.

You just agreed?

Yes!

Don't break your word.

I know.

I'll let you borrow my money.

You're so cute.

What if you don't pay me back?

Not pay you back?

Yeah.

Then stop being my friend.

That means I will not get my money back.

Yeah.

If I don't repay you, then stop being friends with me.

If he doesn't repay me, he won't bother me again.

Don't back out, got it?

Yes!

If you don't repay me, you will stop bothering me right?

If I don't repay your money.

How would I be able to bring myself to face you?

So how much do you want?

300?

3k.

3k?!

Please.

No, I don't have that much for you.

Please.

Only 3k.

I don't have it, 3k is too much.

Pleaaase.

It's only 3k.

Fine, fine.

Enough.

Don't back out!

Go sit in your place!

But, you won't back out right?

Fine!

I'll let you borrow.

You're so cute.

My wife

But!

I have one condition.

What?

You have to stop acting like this.

Like what?

Like this!

And stop hitting on me.

I'm not gay, got it?

Yes sir.

You...

Are very manly.

Very manly, you know?

Yeah, good.

Can you move away from me?

3k.

You know what?

That food will be thrown away.

If you let the loaders that make 6k eat them.

Does it bother you that much?!

I guess you really want a "welcoming party".

Mom, where's this dog from?

You're feeding it some luxury food.

It's the snacks you and Jang bought the other day.

And you didn't eat them all.

They're all still good and it's a waste to throw away.

So I'm feeding the dog instead.

About your sunscreen.

Honestly, Ai P'Oat didn't do it

We were the ones who did it.

Why were you fighting in this place huh?

We were just... Boxing.

Hello P’Pree.

Oh Pop, what's up?

Ai Oat! When will you repay me?

Well... You can have my body instead.

Boss, I want to bet on this soccer match.

Let's not call it borrowing.

I'm helping you out, no matter what we're still family.

Do you think that we have lived our life to the fullest?

I don't think dying now will be worth it, friend.

Translation & Original Timing by FB: Lazy Subber Re-Timing by FRE3LOV