Original subtitles

Do you have any excuses?

Good.

It's good you don't.

Because I'm going to cut your pay.

But Pop.

Yes

Since you're a new employee.

This time, I'll let it slide.

But you Ai Oat.

An old employee!

And still broke the rule!

I'm going to cut your pay.

2k Baht!

Awww Jae!

2k?

Just...

How about just a 1k instead?

I have so many bills to pay.

Bargaining like this, should I make it 3k?

Jae... Then 2k is fine.

How about this? I have a suggestion.

If you can tell who else in your gang are stealing food.

I will cut their pay and reduce your cut.

OK?

Actually there are...

Actually there's only me.

I don't know about the others.

But I think...

For two lunchboxes...

Isn't... Too expensive?

2k...

Why didn't you tell them that other people are doing it too?

What a gentleman.

Are you stupid or stupid?

A new kid like you, what would you know?

Hard work, low pay.

And still got a pay cut

Do you think it's worth it?

Come on, no worries.

Your salary is 10k and only got reduced by 2k.

You still have 8k left.

Peachy.

Even us... Have only 8k left.

But what about the loaders?

How much will they have left?

How will they live?

How would you know?

Maybe it's enough.

I...

Have been a loader before.

Before I became a caterer

I don't have a degree like you.

And how much do they make?

Six.

6k?!

How do they live?

That's why they have to work many jobs.

If you're good looking.

You can work at Burger King or Swensen's.

But think about the ugly ones.

Washing dishes, 25 Baht per hour.

Do you think it's worth it?

How much do you earn at Burger King?

48 Baht

That's not the same.

6k, that's even less than the minimum wage.

That's why they call it.

Temporary employee.

Temporary 'permanent' employee.

Permanent part time?

Who the hell came up with that?

Hard work, low pay.

Is it really worth it?

Chapter 2

Phone bill - drinks - water and electricity - cigarette - transport

Instant noodle and washing powder.

Shit!

I'll have minus 2.480!

Shit!

Oat's survival method

Soccer gambling debt. Shit!

3k!!!

5k...

Oh right.

Transport fee, 16 Baht.

25 days, 400 Baht

Shit!

Minus...

I have minus 5.480 Baht!

Shit!

Phone bill - drinks - water and electricity - cigarette - transport

*the first survival plan -cheat your bus fare*

Excuse me.

Does this bus go to King Kaeo?

No.

Oh?

You have to take line 178.

The door has closed.

Can I get off next stop?

OK.

*Ai Oat's house is only one stop away*

Sorry to make you drive my car back so late.

No worries, if you have problems just call me.

How much is it?

2.590 Baht

Look at the bill.

Seriously? 2.590??

Come on.

Your tire is already old and got punctured fixing that, it’s not worth it.

I replaced with a new one so you can use it.

Trust me, it's not expensive.

I have to ask for your help again.

Pop just got a job.

Next month when I get pay, I will pay you back immediately.

Please.

Would you please send the money first?

Alright, fine.

I'll do that

Thank you.

I'm hanging up.

2k?

Where will I get 2k?

Ai P'Oat.

Come here for a moment

Oh? Hey! What’s up

My friend, what are you doing?

Today's nice weather right?

Yeah.

Are you looking at birds and trees?

No, I was waiting for you.

3k Baht.

When will you give it back?

3k.

3k?

Yeah 3k.

What for?

Acting clueless, want to get punched?

The soccer gambling

Ohhh, right.

I wondered what you were going to say.

I'm giving them back this afternoon.

In front of the company.

OK.

I'll wait there.

If you don't show up after work.

I think you know what will happen.

Yeees!

I told you I'll give them back.

Alright.

I'll be waiting.

Yes.

I won't trick you.

3k, remember.

Yeah!

Shit...

2k...

5k!

Where am I going to get this money?

Dressing like that, drinking milk, bag.

Do you think you're from a buffalo kindergarten? Huh?!

MORNING!

Idiot! My eardrums almost exploded!

What kind of day is it?!

What took you so long?

Were you taking shower or... *masturbate*?

Pervert.

You were in there too long!

Hello.

I know it already.

Yes.

I'll give it to you, in front of the entrance.

I'm hanging up.

I won't run away.

*high purchasing power*

Wow!

Do you use this many facial cream?

Yeah.

*survival plan no. 2 - flatter your friend then borrow their money*

And these cream, how much do they cost?

Around 10k.

Just for one month? You're spending 10k for these?!

No, all these last me a whole year.

A year?

A year... One year has 365 days.

365 days, that's about...

28 Baht?

That's... Still expensive!

What expensive?

One meal already costs 30 Baht.

What's wrong with treating your skin 28 Baht per day?

You're facing sunlight, wind and dust everyday.

Your face will be ruined if you don't take care of it.

Yeah, it does feel smooth but.

Why so dark?

Look at my face, I don't even use anything.

It's even lighter than yours.

Even if my face is dark, it's still smooth.

Unlike your face.

Why? What's wrong with my face?

Light skin, but filled with acne.

Blemish.

Even wrinkles, like those on my feet.

Want my kiss marks?

Your face is light but it's no match for my face.

If so...

Apply for me too.

Here.

That's it?

What good does it do?

If you want more then buy it yourself.

Buy?

What are you doing?

They're mine!

If you want then go buy it yourself.

Why so stingy?

I'm your friend!

*rich... but stingy*

Even stingy with his cream.

3k...

Would he even let me borrow that?

Oh my god! Mister beauty guru.

It's noon!

No sunlight, and it's not even hot.

And you’re still applying sunscreen?

Even light bulbs have UV.

And sunlight is a lot worse.

Really?

Yes.

And this one protects you up to 50%.

Better be sure than sorry.

Let me borrow it.

No!

Let me borrow it!

No, I told you it's expensive.

Come on!

That's the second tube in this month!

It only fell down, I'll pick it up for you.

All gone.

I gotta catch a bus.

See you.

Hey!

Al OAT!!!

Line 178!

But the door's closed.

Get out.

Door!

You’re really throwing me out?

What kind of idiot always gets on the wrong bus.

You're still here?

*survival plan no. 3 - free ride*

Why?

What a coincidence, want to drive me home?

What are you doing?

Open it! Aren't you going to drive me home?

Funny! Who would?

I'll open it myself.

Wait!

Open the door for me first.

My hand.

Bye bye

Get home safely.

Are you mocking me?

Open the door.

Try talking to me politely.

My dear wife

You're getting more and more my on nerves.

What time is it?

Don't you have a watch? Must be a fake one.

I don't want look it at, just check your phone.

What time did he say?

Long time ago.

It has passed the meeting time already.

Where the hell is he?

Are you sure it's here?

Yes! We usually meet here.

Hello, P'Oat?

Oh, he's answering.

What is he saying?

Oh, wrong number.

I'm going to slap you!

Hi P'Oat.

What is it?

Well... About our meeting.

Yesterday, I waited for you till midnight.

I have mosquito bites all over.

Where were you?

Mosquito...

Hello.

Don't you look good.

Look at us.

Mosquito bites everywhere.

Wait!

When will you return that 3k Baht?

Wait, I'll buy you mosquito repellent

Mosquito repellent?

No!

I couldn't sleep the whole night!

Itching all over.

Why are you so serious?

Can't you just let it go.

Let go my ass! It's 3k Baht!

And even got bit by mosquito because you didn't show up.

Why didn't you come even after midnight?

I...

I was busy.

I see, busy eh?

Alright P’Oat

I'm sorry.

I do respect you.

But you bastard!

When will you pay back the money?!

Huh? That 3k Baht, when will you pay me back?!

I've waited long enough!

Calm down.

Just 3k

I'll return your money soon!

How many times have you said that?

I don’t have problem today.

But you know it right? If you don't pay back that 3k Baht today...

What's going to happen.

I think you can remember.

Can I have my weapon?

I think you know what we're going to do.

What the hell?

Ouch! You stepped on my foot

Sorry I thought it was your head

You know it right?

No, no!!!

Noo!

I give up! I give up!

I said I give up!

Enough!

Asshole let me go!

What the hell are you doing with my hair?

Asshole!

Behind you.

Let go!

Let go!

Look at his ass.

Shake it, shake shake.

Boss?

Do you think that he is?

Yeah.

Let me go!

Oh my god.

Why are you pounding his ass?

I'm not! I'm recording.

You're pounding his ass!

What pounding?

You are.

Enough.

Enough!

What about this guy?

I think I have an idea.

Alright, Ai P'Oat.

If you...

Can make him your wife.

I will cancel your 3k Baht's debt.

Isn't it too much? Just getting a wife.

Half is enough.

He hasn't even repaid a dime!

And would he even do it?

No!

See?

Yeah, 3k and he won't even do it.

If you won't then...

I'm doing it! I'm doing it!

Finally he says something.

3k just to do it you know?

3k, isn't it.

Too little?

To make he hit on that guy.

I think 3k is too little.

What do you suggest?

*survival plan no. 4 - gambling*

*betting on Ai Pop's ass*

How about this.

If I win his heart.

I'm not repaying your 3k Baht.

Yeah, We'll cancel the debt.

But!

You have to give me another 3k Baht!

Do you dare?

Boss, that's 6k in total.

Hitting on him is not easy, guys.

A man's dignity, 3k Baht!

Ai Man, record it

P'Oat say it again.

Come, this will be the evidence.

If I win over that guy's heart.

I don't have pay 3k Baht back to you.

And you have to give me another 3k Baht.

Which makes it 6k Baht.

No problem.

But if you fail, and he doesn't want to be your wife.

You have to give me 6k Baht extra!

Do you dare? 6k?

6k plus the previous 3k is...

9k!

You're so clever boss.

How did I came up with that?

And we'll get 3k each.

My money not yours!

Oh really?

Yes!

What do you say P'Oat?

Deal?

Fine!

Don't forget!

My 3k Baht, have them ready.

9k?

How the hell am I going to hit on him?

It might be...

Because we...

*will you be my Valentine?*

Have been lovers since past life.

In your next life!

Are your breasts big?

What the fuck are you doing?

I'm making you my wife!!

Ai 0at, when will you pay back my money?

Well... Take my body instead!

Translation & Original Timing by FB: Lazy Subber Re-Timing by FRE3LOV