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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,689 --> 00:00:04,344 - C.J.: Get up and help your mom with the twins. 2 00:00:04,448 --> 00:00:05,413 - Come on, Dad, she's got it. 3 00:00:05,517 --> 00:00:07,206 She's woman, hear her roar. Roar. 4 00:00:07,310 --> 00:00:08,655 - That boy think he know everything. 5 00:00:08,758 --> 00:00:10,000 - You were the same way. - Was I? 6 00:00:10,103 --> 00:00:12,482 - Were you? - Yes, you were. 7 00:00:12,586 --> 00:00:14,448 - I got four kids, and you about to have one. 8 00:00:14,551 --> 00:00:15,965 - MALIK: True, we all make mistakes. 9 00:00:16,068 --> 00:00:17,103 - You done brought her in here, 10 00:00:17,206 --> 00:00:18,620 you're gonna have a child together. 11 00:00:18,724 --> 00:00:20,068 - This is going to be hard, 12 00:00:20,172 --> 00:00:21,793 but you've gotta figure it out. 13 00:00:21,896 --> 00:00:22,862 - We don't know each other. 14 00:00:22,965 --> 00:00:24,172 You don't be understanding me. 15 00:00:24,275 --> 00:00:26,310 - We got married, and I was pregnant with Malik. 16 00:00:26,413 --> 00:00:27,448 And we made it through. 17 00:00:27,551 --> 00:00:29,103 - We'll figure this out together, right? 18 00:00:29,206 --> 00:00:31,137 - Yeah, we're gonna be great parents. 19 00:00:33,551 --> 00:00:35,758 - I know I'm gonna be laughing when I get the TV on. 20 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,551 Get the batteries out. - Come on. Come on. 21 00:00:40,655 --> 00:00:41,862 Hey! 22 00:00:41,965 --> 00:00:43,034 - Hey. 23 00:00:43,137 --> 00:00:44,206 - MIRANDA: Come on. 24 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:46,482 - You're just gonna walk in? 25 00:00:46,586 --> 00:00:47,517 - Is Ms. Ella here? 26 00:00:47,620 --> 00:00:48,896 - Nope. 27 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,586 - Don't you wanna say hi to your grandson? 28 00:00:50,689 --> 00:00:51,655 - Nope. 29 00:00:54,482 --> 00:00:55,655 - Uncle Curtis. 30 00:00:55,758 --> 00:00:58,344 - Well, I--I met him before. 31 00:00:58,448 --> 00:00:59,965 Hey, little man. 32 00:01:00,068 --> 00:01:01,172 What you doing? 33 00:01:01,275 --> 00:01:02,620 - You are not right. 34 00:01:02,724 --> 00:01:03,896 - Come here. 35 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,689 What's your name? 36 00:01:05,793 --> 00:01:07,931 I said what's name, man? - MIRANDA: [laughs] 37 00:01:08,034 --> 00:01:09,068 - Hi. - Yeah! 38 00:01:09,172 --> 00:01:11,000 What's his name? 39 00:01:11,103 --> 00:01:13,034 - You don't know his-- this is your grandson. 40 00:01:13,137 --> 00:01:15,413 - Yeah, I can't remember. 41 00:01:15,517 --> 00:01:17,379 - Are you really acting like that? 42 00:01:18,586 --> 00:01:21,586 - I'm acting like my son is divorcing you. 43 00:01:21,689 --> 00:01:23,068 - I know that. 44 00:01:23,172 --> 00:01:24,379 - So why are you here? 45 00:01:24,482 --> 00:01:25,827 - Because I need to talk to Ms. Ella. 46 00:01:25,931 --> 00:01:27,206 I need a babysitter. 47 00:01:27,310 --> 00:01:30,000 - She's not here, and she cannot babysit. 48 00:01:30,103 --> 00:01:32,586 - Well--well, how 'bout you? Can you? 49 00:01:32,689 --> 00:01:34,724 - Can I what? 50 00:01:34,827 --> 00:01:36,034 - Babysit. 51 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:37,655 - But, girl, no! 52 00:01:37,758 --> 00:01:39,689 Going somewhere with that. 53 00:01:39,793 --> 00:01:41,965 No, not anybody babysit. 54 00:01:42,068 --> 00:01:43,655 - Okay. - What? 55 00:01:43,758 --> 00:01:45,206 I got somewhere I gotta go. 56 00:01:45,310 --> 00:01:47,965 - MIRANDA: Well-- - I'll go do too. 57 00:01:48,068 --> 00:01:49,862 - Tell him! - Okay, okay. 58 00:01:49,965 --> 00:01:51,413 - Tell him. 59 00:01:51,517 --> 00:01:53,689 - Now he wanna tell me his name. 60 00:01:53,793 --> 00:01:57,241 - Well, say, "Where are we supposed to go?" 61 00:01:57,344 --> 00:01:59,655 - I don't know where you all going, but I got places to be. 62 00:01:59,758 --> 00:02:00,862 - Where? 63 00:02:00,965 --> 00:02:02,793 - At my house alone. 64 00:02:04,896 --> 00:02:06,000 - [unintelligible] 65 00:02:06,103 --> 00:02:07,896 - Oh, I know he did. 66 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,586 - Okay, look, Uncle Curtis, 67 00:02:10,689 --> 00:02:13,724 I have a really big client who just called last minute. 68 00:02:13,827 --> 00:02:15,034 Please. 69 00:02:15,137 --> 00:02:16,931 - You know what you gotta do? 70 00:02:17,034 --> 00:02:18,827 You need to call that really big client 71 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:22,862 at the last moment, let him know you ain't gonna make it. 72 00:02:22,965 --> 00:02:24,241 - Please? 73 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:26,241 - Where--where is his daddy? 74 00:02:26,344 --> 00:02:28,655 Where's his daddy? - He's--he's at work. 75 00:02:28,758 --> 00:02:30,034 - Pbbft! 76 00:02:30,137 --> 00:02:32,793 Your daddy ain't got no job! 77 00:02:32,896 --> 00:02:34,034 - Yes, he does. 78 00:02:34,137 --> 00:02:36,448 He's at work, and I need a babysitter. 79 00:02:36,551 --> 00:02:38,275 - Miranda, I can't watch him. 80 00:02:38,379 --> 00:02:40,517 - Why not? - Why not? 81 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:44,103 - Yes, why not? Ask him, "Grandpa, please." 82 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:45,655 - Don't you put him like that into this. 83 00:02:45,758 --> 00:02:47,310 - Can you do the sad face we practice? 84 00:02:47,413 --> 00:02:48,896 Look. Look at Mommy. 85 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:49,965 Look at Mommy. - CURTIS: Oh my Lord. 86 00:02:50,068 --> 00:02:51,241 - Please. 87 00:02:51,344 --> 00:02:52,793 Please. - Okay. 88 00:02:52,896 --> 00:02:57,793 - Oh. - I can't--I can't-- 89 00:02:57,896 --> 00:02:59,896 I didn't wanna tell you this, 90 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,724 I got whooping cough. 91 00:03:01,827 --> 00:03:03,482 [coughs] - What? 92 00:03:05,689 --> 00:03:07,517 - You know, you can't have no kids around it. 93 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:09,241 You don't want that precious little child around that. 94 00:03:09,344 --> 00:03:11,413 - Well, why didn't you tell me that? 95 00:03:11,517 --> 00:03:14,000 - 'Cause I didn't want you worried about me, Miranda. 96 00:03:14,103 --> 00:03:15,517 [coughing] 97 00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:16,758 - MELINDA: Okay. - I'm about to hoof. 98 00:03:16,862 --> 00:03:18,517 - Okay, okay, I'm leaving. - CURTIS: Okay. 99 00:03:18,620 --> 00:03:22,103 Save your life and take your life with you. 100 00:03:22,206 --> 00:03:24,344 - Can you tell Aunt Ella that I called, please? 101 00:03:24,448 --> 00:03:26,517 - [gasps] - Oh, no, no, no, no. 102 00:03:26,620 --> 00:03:28,620 No, no, no, no. - CURTIS: [gasping] 103 00:03:28,724 --> 00:03:29,758 I'm sorry! 104 00:03:29,862 --> 00:03:31,862 I'm sorry, Miranda! 105 00:03:31,965 --> 00:03:38,793 - ♪ 106 00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:44,793 ♪ 107 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:52,206 ♪♪ 108 00:03:54,655 --> 00:03:56,931 - I wanna show you something. Come on. 109 00:03:57,034 --> 00:03:59,034 Come on, right over here. 110 00:03:59,137 --> 00:04:00,482 Yeah. 111 00:04:02,068 --> 00:04:03,896 There you go. - What is this? 112 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,586 - Well, this is a stove. 113 00:04:08,689 --> 00:04:10,793 - I know that's a stove. 114 00:04:10,896 --> 00:04:13,689 - Well, you just left it? What-- 115 00:04:13,793 --> 00:04:15,448 - What do you want me to do with it? 116 00:04:15,551 --> 00:04:17,068 - I would love for you to cook. 117 00:04:17,172 --> 00:04:20,655 - Uh, Malik, I'm the one that's pregnant. 118 00:04:20,758 --> 00:04:21,758 - Yes, I know that. 119 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:23,344 But we gotta be in this thing together. 120 00:04:23,448 --> 00:04:26,275 - Uh, am I missing something? 121 00:04:26,379 --> 00:04:27,827 You ain't carrying no baby. 122 00:04:29,413 --> 00:04:32,793 You ain't gonna get no stretch marks or nothing. 123 00:04:32,896 --> 00:04:34,206 Am I missing something? 124 00:04:34,310 --> 00:04:36,172 - Yeah. Yeah, you are. 125 00:04:36,275 --> 00:04:37,689 - What am I missing? 126 00:04:37,793 --> 00:04:40,103 - Dinner. 127 00:04:40,206 --> 00:04:41,310 - Hold up. 128 00:04:41,413 --> 00:04:43,068 Where is this coming from? 129 00:04:43,172 --> 00:04:45,310 - What do you mean? My mom cooks for my dad. 130 00:04:45,413 --> 00:04:46,344 - And? 131 00:04:46,448 --> 00:04:47,758 - And my aunt cooks for my uncle. 132 00:04:47,862 --> 00:04:49,827 - Well, I'm neither one of them people. 133 00:04:49,931 --> 00:04:52,586 And they old. 134 00:04:52,689 --> 00:04:54,655 - Well, look, we gonna have to figure something out. 135 00:04:54,758 --> 00:04:56,620 - Hey, this is what I'm gonna figure out. 136 00:04:56,724 --> 00:04:59,172 I'm gonna go lay on that couch, you cook. 137 00:05:00,241 --> 00:05:01,344 - Excuse me? 138 00:05:01,448 --> 00:05:02,758 - That's where I'll be. 139 00:05:05,034 --> 00:05:06,275 - Son? - You know what? 140 00:05:06,379 --> 00:05:08,586 I'm not about to put up with this. 141 00:05:08,689 --> 00:05:10,034 - Son? - Yes? 142 00:05:10,137 --> 00:05:11,206 - Leave it alone. 143 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:13,413 - What do you mean? - Just what I said. 144 00:05:13,517 --> 00:05:15,172 - Dad, she's got to do something. 145 00:05:15,275 --> 00:05:16,344 - She's not doing anything? 146 00:05:16,448 --> 00:05:19,379 - No, she just living here... rent free. 147 00:05:19,482 --> 00:05:21,241 Doing nothing. Look at her. 148 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:24,413 Ain't paying no bills. 149 00:05:24,517 --> 00:05:25,931 Ain't cooking nothing. 150 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:28,689 It's just pathetic. 151 00:05:28,793 --> 00:05:31,689 I'm doing all this studying here, slaving. 152 00:05:31,793 --> 00:05:34,137 - Uh, son? - Yeah? 153 00:05:34,241 --> 00:05:37,241 - This my house. - True. 154 00:05:37,344 --> 00:05:39,137 - And you know what you need? 155 00:05:39,241 --> 00:05:41,034 A job. 156 00:05:41,137 --> 00:05:42,517 You're 'bout to be working. 157 00:05:42,620 --> 00:05:44,241 - What? - C.J.: Yeah. 158 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,965 I got you a job. 159 00:05:46,068 --> 00:05:47,137 - Dad, come on. 160 00:05:47,241 --> 00:05:50,586 - Look, you 'bout to have a baby coming. 161 00:05:50,689 --> 00:05:52,448 And I don't want no part of that. 162 00:05:52,551 --> 00:05:54,551 - What do you mean? You're the grandfather. 163 00:05:54,655 --> 00:05:58,827 - Boy, I am too young and too sexy to be a grandfather. 164 00:06:02,241 --> 00:06:04,000 What I meant was, I don't want no part 165 00:06:04,103 --> 00:06:06,034 of taking care of your kid. 166 00:06:06,137 --> 00:06:08,103 - [scoffs] Dad, come on. 167 00:06:08,206 --> 00:06:10,206 - M-Malik, what--what did you think? 168 00:06:10,310 --> 00:06:12,000 Were you thinking this was gonna be easy? 169 00:06:12,103 --> 00:06:13,689 - No, actually, I wasn't. 170 00:06:13,793 --> 00:06:15,103 - Well, that's what's being a father is. 171 00:06:15,206 --> 00:06:17,620 You gotta take responsibility and do the right thing. 172 00:06:17,724 --> 00:06:20,275 - But, Dad, I'm letting her live her life. 173 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:22,482 - This is our house! 174 00:06:22,586 --> 00:06:24,551 - Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got that. 175 00:06:24,655 --> 00:06:25,655 I got that. 176 00:06:25,758 --> 00:06:28,172 - You ain't paying no damn bills here. 177 00:06:28,275 --> 00:06:30,586 - I got that too, alright. 178 00:06:30,689 --> 00:06:34,551 - So, what you gonna do, you're gonna get this job, 179 00:06:34,655 --> 00:06:36,068 and you're gonna go out and you're gonna get 180 00:06:36,172 --> 00:06:37,448 your own apartment--you and her. 181 00:06:37,551 --> 00:06:38,931 - [scoffs] Come on, Dad. 182 00:06:39,034 --> 00:06:41,000 - No, no, no, I'm serious. 183 00:06:41,103 --> 00:06:43,827 They gonna see you tomorrow at noon, 184 00:06:43,931 --> 00:06:46,206 so get to cooking, and then go in there 185 00:06:46,310 --> 00:06:48,379 and rub your soon-to-be wife's feet. 186 00:06:50,448 --> 00:06:51,689 - I got to rub her feet? 187 00:06:51,793 --> 00:06:54,275 - That's what being a daddy is. 188 00:06:54,379 --> 00:06:57,241 You rub feet. 189 00:06:57,344 --> 00:06:59,448 - But, Dad, her feet are not that nice. 190 00:06:59,551 --> 00:07:01,793 - You chose them feet. 191 00:07:01,896 --> 00:07:03,275 - [knocking at door] 192 00:07:03,379 --> 00:07:04,379 - Somebody go get the door. 193 00:07:04,482 --> 00:07:07,206 I'm gonna go tee-tee. 194 00:07:07,310 --> 00:07:08,862 - Y'all don't do nothing. 195 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,000 Come in. 196 00:07:13,482 --> 00:07:14,965 - Come on, baby. Come on, baby. 197 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:16,931 Hi. - Hey. Come on in. 198 00:07:17,034 --> 00:07:19,689 - Ooh, thank you so much. 199 00:07:19,793 --> 00:07:20,965 - Sure. Sure. 200 00:07:21,068 --> 00:07:23,241 - I'm so grateful that you could watch him. 201 00:07:23,344 --> 00:07:25,344 - Yeah. Yeah. Yes, I can. 202 00:07:25,448 --> 00:07:27,413 - I would call Calvin, but he's at work. 203 00:07:27,517 --> 00:07:29,586 - No, no, it's fine. We can watch him. 204 00:07:29,689 --> 00:07:32,137 - Are you sure it's not too much? 205 00:07:32,241 --> 00:07:34,034 - No. No, not at all. 206 00:07:34,137 --> 00:07:35,206 - MIRANDA: Okay. 207 00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:37,172 Alright. 208 00:07:37,275 --> 00:07:38,931 Can you please not tell Calvin? 209 00:07:39,034 --> 00:07:40,310 - I won't say a word. 210 00:07:40,413 --> 00:07:41,310 - MIRANDA: Okay. 211 00:07:41,413 --> 00:07:43,103 Thank you so much. 212 00:07:43,206 --> 00:07:44,275 - Sure. Sure. 213 00:07:44,379 --> 00:07:46,103 And take your time. - Really? 214 00:07:46,206 --> 00:07:48,310 - Yeah, no rush to get back. 215 00:07:48,413 --> 00:07:50,758 - Okay, C.J., you-- I can't believe 216 00:07:50,862 --> 00:07:53,103 that are so kind. Thank you so much. 217 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:56,551 - Thank you. I try. - BOTH: [laughs] 218 00:07:56,655 --> 00:07:59,344 - Okay, I'm gonna go, okay? - Okay. 219 00:07:59,448 --> 00:08:01,724 - Bye-bye. Mommy'll see you later. 220 00:08:01,827 --> 00:08:03,310 Hugs. Hugs. 221 00:08:03,413 --> 00:08:05,965 Oh, thank you, baby. I love you. 222 00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:07,413 Thank you, C.J. 223 00:08:07,517 --> 00:08:09,965 See you soon. Stay here with Uncle C.J. 224 00:08:10,068 --> 00:08:13,068 Okay. - Hey! Christian! 225 00:08:13,172 --> 00:08:15,724 What's happening, buddy? 226 00:08:15,827 --> 00:08:17,724 - Who is this? 227 00:08:17,827 --> 00:08:22,241 - This is Christian. - What? 228 00:08:22,344 --> 00:08:25,655 - Well, um, what's he doing here? 229 00:08:25,758 --> 00:08:27,413 - Well... 230 00:08:27,517 --> 00:08:29,517 you two will be babysitting. 231 00:08:29,620 --> 00:08:31,586 - Wait, what? - Yes. 232 00:08:31,689 --> 00:08:34,931 - Uh, no, Dad. - Yes. 233 00:08:35,034 --> 00:08:36,172 - We have things to do. 234 00:08:36,275 --> 00:08:37,689 - C.J.: I know. 235 00:08:37,793 --> 00:08:40,241 But first you gonna find out what it's like to raise a baby. 236 00:08:40,344 --> 00:08:42,413 - Uh, come on, you gotta be kidding me. 237 00:08:42,517 --> 00:08:46,000 - C.J.: Now, you two, enjoy yourselves. 238 00:08:46,103 --> 00:08:47,448 - Oh. 239 00:08:48,655 --> 00:08:50,034 Wait, where are you going? 240 00:08:51,586 --> 00:08:52,620 - I'm going out for awhile. 241 00:08:52,724 --> 00:08:54,965 - Well, you gotta be kidding me. 242 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:56,034 - Boy! 243 00:08:56,137 --> 00:08:57,827 - What are we supposed to do with him? 244 00:08:57,931 --> 00:08:59,344 - Get ready. 245 00:08:59,448 --> 00:09:01,344 - Get him ready--Dad, what are you doing? 246 00:09:01,448 --> 00:09:03,206 Take him. Dad. 247 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:04,551 - And don't forget. 248 00:09:04,655 --> 00:09:06,310 The twins are upstairs taking a nap. 249 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:07,413 - Oh, what? 250 00:09:07,517 --> 00:09:09,034 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 251 00:09:09,137 --> 00:09:10,551 - See ya! 252 00:09:15,517 --> 00:09:18,620 - I don't know what to do with him. 253 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:21,689 Oh God, I smell something. 254 00:09:21,793 --> 00:09:23,655 Please take him. - Hmm-mm. 255 00:09:23,758 --> 00:09:25,379 - Take him. Take him. 256 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:26,655 - Hmm-hmm. - Take him. 257 00:09:31,172 --> 00:09:35,724 - CURTIS: [laughing] 258 00:09:35,827 --> 00:09:37,724 - Hi. 259 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:40,172 - Bye. 260 00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:41,448 Where you been? 261 00:09:41,551 --> 00:09:43,241 - At the Help Center, babe. 262 00:09:43,344 --> 00:09:46,068 - Oh, you gonna thank me. 263 00:09:46,172 --> 00:09:47,586 - Thank you for what? 264 00:09:47,689 --> 00:09:49,620 - That girl came over here. 265 00:09:49,724 --> 00:09:51,172 - What girl came over here? 266 00:09:51,275 --> 00:09:53,965 - You know, the one with the kid. 267 00:09:54,068 --> 00:09:56,068 - What woman with the kid? 268 00:09:56,172 --> 00:09:57,655 - Miranda. 269 00:09:57,758 --> 00:09:59,827 - Oh, well, what did she want? 270 00:09:59,931 --> 00:10:01,344 - Baby, you ain't gonna believe this. 271 00:10:01,448 --> 00:10:02,482 - What? 272 00:10:02,586 --> 00:10:05,344 - She wanted me to babysit. 273 00:10:05,448 --> 00:10:06,862 - What? 274 00:10:06,965 --> 00:10:09,413 - Uh, right. 275 00:10:09,517 --> 00:10:12,103 - Okay, wait a minute, I gotta call her. 276 00:10:12,206 --> 00:10:13,689 She don't know that child. 277 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:16,517 - Who is that child? 278 00:10:16,620 --> 00:10:19,793 - Curtis, that is your grandchild. 279 00:10:19,896 --> 00:10:21,793 - Who had him? 280 00:10:21,896 --> 00:10:23,310 - She had him. 281 00:10:23,413 --> 00:10:27,275 She was married to Calvin, your only child. 282 00:10:27,379 --> 00:10:30,793 Which gives you your only grandchild. 283 00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:33,241 - You know she's trying to take all his money, right? 284 00:10:33,344 --> 00:10:36,206 - Curtis, Calvin don't have no money. 285 00:10:36,310 --> 00:10:37,793 - Duh. 286 00:10:37,896 --> 00:10:38,758 I know. 287 00:10:38,862 --> 00:10:40,448 And if she take half of that, 288 00:10:40,551 --> 00:10:41,793 you know what gonna happen. 289 00:10:41,896 --> 00:10:44,551 - Baby, if she take half of nothing, 290 00:10:44,655 --> 00:10:46,517 what's gonna happen? 291 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:47,862 - You know what's gonna happen. 292 00:10:47,965 --> 00:10:49,310 - If she-- - He gonna be trying 293 00:10:49,413 --> 00:10:53,482 living here. 294 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,620 - Let me call her right back. 295 00:10:55,724 --> 00:10:57,206 - What are you calling for? You ain't gotta call her. 296 00:10:57,310 --> 00:11:00,896 - Baby, please, please. - Oh, baby, you are the worst. 297 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,758 - The worst? - That's not what-- 298 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:04,586 - Hey, hey, hey, Miranda. 299 00:11:04,689 --> 00:11:06,310 It's me. - Ooh. 300 00:11:06,413 --> 00:11:08,965 - Hey. Yes. What? 301 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,172 - She lying. 302 00:11:10,275 --> 00:11:11,827 - Oh, no, no, no. 303 00:11:11,931 --> 00:11:13,689 You know what? I don't mind, but-- 304 00:11:13,793 --> 00:11:15,862 - Oh, don't you say that. 305 00:11:15,965 --> 00:11:18,448 Don't you say that. - I would have loved to. 306 00:11:18,551 --> 00:11:21,586 - Will you stop lying? 307 00:11:21,689 --> 00:11:24,103 - Oh, you know I love my little grandbaby. 308 00:11:24,206 --> 00:11:25,931 [clicking] Kiss him for me. 309 00:11:26,034 --> 00:11:29,689 - She lying, Randa. - You know, he loves him too. 310 00:11:29,793 --> 00:11:31,034 Yes, he does. - Yeah, 311 00:11:31,137 --> 00:11:32,310 you know that ain't right. 312 00:11:32,413 --> 00:11:33,379 - He's just being silly. 313 00:11:33,482 --> 00:11:35,448 You know Curtis. 314 00:11:35,551 --> 00:11:38,448 - Uh, you ain't talking to nobody. 315 00:11:38,551 --> 00:11:40,551 - You okay, baby? Okay. 316 00:11:40,655 --> 00:11:41,689 Alright, I'll see you later. 317 00:11:41,793 --> 00:11:43,862 - Miranda, say something. - [laughs] 318 00:11:43,965 --> 00:11:45,379 - CURTIS: Say something, Miranda. 319 00:11:45,482 --> 00:11:48,103 - Oh, I heard him. - What she say, Ella? 320 00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:49,620 - Why do you care? 321 00:11:49,724 --> 00:11:52,689 - I have a heart. 322 00:11:52,793 --> 00:11:54,551 - Is that what you call it? 323 00:11:54,655 --> 00:11:56,310 Is that what you call it? 324 00:11:56,413 --> 00:11:59,482 - That hurts me, Ella. 325 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:04,827 I care about them--them kids. 326 00:12:04,931 --> 00:12:08,068 Did she find a babysitter? - Yes, she did. 327 00:12:08,172 --> 00:12:09,310 - Who? - ELLA: C.J. 328 00:12:10,551 --> 00:12:13,482 - C.J. fell for that mess? 329 00:12:13,586 --> 00:12:15,000 - Curtis, she needed help. 330 00:12:15,103 --> 00:12:17,689 - You know what? Y'all getting weak. 331 00:12:17,793 --> 00:12:18,793 Y'all getting weak. 332 00:12:18,896 --> 00:12:21,344 - Curtis, that is a helpless child. 333 00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:23,448 - That is not. 334 00:12:23,551 --> 00:12:24,758 - What you mean that is-- - That ba-- 335 00:12:24,862 --> 00:12:27,206 I look in that baby's eyes, Ella. 336 00:12:27,310 --> 00:12:28,275 - Okay. 337 00:12:28,379 --> 00:12:31,689 - That baby's a little charmer. 338 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:34,344 - How do you know? 339 00:12:34,448 --> 00:12:35,931 - Look at me. 340 00:12:37,482 --> 00:12:39,034 - That's why I asked. 341 00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:40,862 How do you know? 342 00:12:40,965 --> 00:12:43,448 [laughing] 343 00:12:43,551 --> 00:12:46,413 - Too bad you're the only one laughing. 344 00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:47,896 - [knocking at door] - Come in! 345 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,103 - I'm missing my show. - It's C.J. 346 00:12:49,206 --> 00:12:51,206 - Don't say "Come in." - Come on in! 347 00:12:51,310 --> 00:12:52,344 Hey. - Could be somebody else 348 00:12:52,448 --> 00:12:54,344 with a kid. - Hello. 349 00:12:54,448 --> 00:12:55,827 - Hi, there. - Hi. 350 00:12:55,931 --> 00:12:58,206 - Okay, what--what are you doing here? 351 00:12:58,310 --> 00:12:59,482 - I just came by. 352 00:12:59,586 --> 00:13:01,586 - I thought you were babysitting. 353 00:13:01,689 --> 00:13:03,310 - No. 354 00:13:03,413 --> 00:13:05,241 - Miranda said you were. 355 00:13:05,344 --> 00:13:06,827 - No. 356 00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:11,206 - You left the baby over there by itself? 357 00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:12,344 - No. 358 00:13:14,931 --> 00:13:17,103 - Yeah, that's something I would have did. 359 00:13:17,206 --> 00:13:18,862 - I know. - Curtis. 360 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,517 - And it wouldn't be right. 361 00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:21,758 - No, it wouldn't be right. 362 00:13:21,862 --> 00:13:23,931 - That's why I do it. 363 00:13:24,034 --> 00:13:25,896 - No, he's at the house with Malik and Lisa. 364 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,931 I'm giving them a taste of what it will be like. 365 00:13:28,034 --> 00:13:30,862 - Oh. That's good. - [laughing] 366 00:13:30,965 --> 00:13:33,758 - That's good. - Start 'em young, boy. 367 00:13:33,862 --> 00:13:36,310 Start 'em young. - Uh-huh. 368 00:13:36,413 --> 00:13:37,413 - You give him some ones? 369 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,965 - Curtis! 370 00:13:40,068 --> 00:13:42,206 That's not what I'm talking about. 371 00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:44,965 - With the tens? 372 00:13:45,068 --> 00:13:46,379 - I left 'em with the twins, too. 373 00:13:46,482 --> 00:13:48,310 - Oh, don't you stay over here too long, 'cause I wanna 374 00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:51,275 make sure that they are being looked after the right way. 375 00:13:51,379 --> 00:13:53,448 - No, I'm just gonna stay for about 30 minutes, 376 00:13:53,551 --> 00:13:55,000 and then I'll get back over there. 377 00:13:55,103 --> 00:14:00,758 - I know those kids are giving them the business. 378 00:14:00,862 --> 00:14:03,379 - I'm sure they are. 379 00:14:03,482 --> 00:14:05,724 - It's 29 minutes. 380 00:14:05,827 --> 00:14:07,275 I set the timer. 381 00:14:08,551 --> 00:14:11,551 Wait a--wait--'cause I want you gone. 382 00:14:11,655 --> 00:14:14,379 - ♪ 383 00:14:14,482 --> 00:14:16,724 - [kids chattering] - You gotta do something. 384 00:14:16,827 --> 00:14:19,206 - Me? - Yes, you! 385 00:14:19,310 --> 00:14:21,068 - I don't know what to do. Cut it out. 386 00:14:21,172 --> 00:14:22,586 - You've been living with these kids how long 387 00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:24,551 and you don't know how to calm them down? 388 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,896 - Aren't you the-- whoa. 389 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,103 Throw that over there. 390 00:14:29,206 --> 00:14:30,758 Aren't you the one gonna have a baby? 391 00:14:30,862 --> 00:14:33,103 - I ain't never had one before! 392 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,620 - Isn't your motherly instinct supposed to kick in 393 00:14:35,724 --> 00:14:36,862 or something? I don't know. - LISA: Huh-uh. 394 00:14:36,965 --> 00:14:38,413 Huh-uh. - Alright. alright. 395 00:14:38,517 --> 00:14:39,586 Kids! 396 00:14:39,689 --> 00:14:41,965 Kids, just-- 397 00:14:42,068 --> 00:14:45,413 catch him, he trying to break out! 398 00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:46,896 - Hey. 399 00:14:48,827 --> 00:14:50,172 - It's--it's not working. 400 00:14:50,275 --> 00:14:51,862 - I know, I don't know what I'm doing. 401 00:14:51,965 --> 00:14:55,586 I tried to tell you. - CHRISTIAN: No! 402 00:14:55,689 --> 00:14:58,034 - What? 403 00:14:58,137 --> 00:15:00,482 Sit. - Huh? 404 00:15:00,586 --> 00:15:03,206 - Oh. 405 00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:05,448 Sit up. - Just-- 406 00:15:05,551 --> 00:15:07,000 And stay there. 407 00:15:07,103 --> 00:15:09,137 Freeze. - MALIK: There you go. 408 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,344 - CHRISTIAN: Freeze. - Freeze. 409 00:15:11,448 --> 00:15:13,896 No? Just-- 410 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,448 Well, you deal with it. 411 00:15:15,551 --> 00:15:17,000 I'm going upstairs. 412 00:15:17,103 --> 00:15:18,896 - What? You can't just leave me like this! 413 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,620 - I don't know them! 414 00:15:20,724 --> 00:15:22,137 - Wait, Lisa! 415 00:15:22,241 --> 00:15:25,655 - That little one, he real Chucky like. 416 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,000 - This is crazy! 417 00:15:27,103 --> 00:15:29,241 - I know, right, these kids is out of control! 418 00:15:29,344 --> 00:15:30,482 - Then, please, help me! 419 00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:31,862 They're about to break something! 420 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:34,965 - You better call on the Lord, maybe he'll calm 'em down. 421 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,724 - ♪ 422 00:15:37,827 --> 00:15:38,965 - Okay. 423 00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:40,689 - ♪ 424 00:15:40,793 --> 00:15:42,620 - You wanna play with this? 425 00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:45,620 [unintelligible] 426 00:15:45,724 --> 00:15:49,000 - ♪ 427 00:15:49,103 --> 00:15:51,068 - MALIK: What are you doing? Stop it. 428 00:15:51,172 --> 00:15:53,275 Oh my gosh, I'm feeling violent. 429 00:15:53,379 --> 00:15:54,793 Cut it out! 430 00:15:54,896 --> 00:15:56,896 Alright, everybody, sit down! 431 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,931 You're still standing! Just sit down! 432 00:15:59,034 --> 00:16:00,137 - ♪ 433 00:16:00,241 --> 00:16:01,862 - You want snacks? We could get snacks. 434 00:16:01,965 --> 00:16:04,275 It's snack time. 435 00:16:04,379 --> 00:16:06,068 No. Oh, stop! 436 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:10,000 - [kids chattering] - Oh, Dad. 437 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,172 Thank God you're back. 438 00:16:11,275 --> 00:16:12,862 - Hey. 439 00:16:12,965 --> 00:16:14,241 How you doing? 440 00:16:14,344 --> 00:16:16,827 - I'm not doing good. Look at this mess. 441 00:16:16,931 --> 00:16:17,896 - And what did you do? 442 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,034 - I don't know what to do. 443 00:16:20,137 --> 00:16:21,172 - Well, you better learn. 444 00:16:21,275 --> 00:16:24,172 You got one coming. - [scoffs] 445 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:26,379 Dad, am I even ready for this? 446 00:16:26,482 --> 00:16:30,344 - No. Not at all. 447 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,896 - Well, were you ready? 448 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,172 - No, but I was older than you. 449 00:16:35,275 --> 00:16:36,689 I had a job. 450 00:16:36,793 --> 00:16:38,379 And I was more prepared. 451 00:16:38,482 --> 00:16:39,620 - Yeah, I know. I know. 452 00:16:39,724 --> 00:16:41,103 You keep saying that. 453 00:16:41,206 --> 00:16:43,034 - Well, I hope you can see it now. 454 00:16:43,137 --> 00:16:44,758 Look at this. - Yeah. 455 00:16:44,862 --> 00:16:47,310 Believe me, I've been hit enough, I know. 456 00:16:47,413 --> 00:16:48,448 - Where's Lisa? 457 00:16:48,551 --> 00:16:49,620 - She's upstairs. 458 00:16:49,724 --> 00:16:52,482 She just left me with these little demons. 459 00:16:52,586 --> 00:16:54,034 - They're not demons. 460 00:16:54,137 --> 00:16:57,310 They're angels. They-- they your brother and sister. 461 00:16:57,413 --> 00:16:59,068 And cousin. 462 00:16:59,172 --> 00:17:02,793 Look, look, look, they are a lot of single people 463 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,448 raising children. 464 00:17:04,551 --> 00:17:08,620 And it helps if you got a partner that wants to help you. 465 00:17:08,724 --> 00:17:09,896 - Well, that's not her. 466 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,103 - Well, that's something y'all need to talk about. 467 00:17:12,206 --> 00:17:14,241 - Yeah. Yeah, I guess you're right. 468 00:17:14,344 --> 00:17:15,586 - Yeah. 469 00:17:15,689 --> 00:17:17,689 Now I'm gonna take the kids upstairs and read a book. 470 00:17:17,793 --> 00:17:19,827 - Uh, good luck trying to do that. 471 00:17:19,931 --> 00:17:21,241 - Hey! 472 00:17:24,448 --> 00:17:25,620 Front and center. 473 00:17:25,724 --> 00:17:30,103 Now we gonna go upstairs and we gonna read a book. 474 00:17:30,206 --> 00:17:31,724 Okay? 475 00:17:31,827 --> 00:17:35,034 - Hey, why y'all didn't do that for me? 476 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,413 - Uh, I got a question. Did they eat? 477 00:17:37,517 --> 00:17:39,724 - Yeah, they ate everything in the kitchen. 478 00:17:39,827 --> 00:17:40,965 - You let 'em eat all that sugar? 479 00:17:41,068 --> 00:17:43,551 - Well, that's what they wanted. 480 00:17:43,655 --> 00:17:45,517 - That's why they're bouncing all over the walls. 481 00:17:47,827 --> 00:17:51,068 Come on, kids, let's go upstairs. 482 00:17:51,172 --> 00:17:53,379 Christian! Let's go, buddy. 483 00:17:53,482 --> 00:17:57,034 - Mm. No. 484 00:17:57,137 --> 00:17:59,827 Play with the box. - Ah! 485 00:17:59,931 --> 00:18:02,620 Here we go! Ah, you see that? 486 00:18:02,724 --> 00:18:05,172 You see that? - Yeah. 487 00:18:05,275 --> 00:18:06,551 Wait, how did you get them to do that? 488 00:18:06,655 --> 00:18:08,172 - I'm a dad. 489 00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:10,310 Let's go, buddy. - No. 490 00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:15,172 - C.J.: Lisa, your man wanna talk to you. 491 00:18:15,275 --> 00:18:16,344 - ♪ 492 00:18:19,655 --> 00:18:21,275 - ♪ 493 00:18:21,379 --> 00:18:23,068 - Them little kids is something else. 494 00:18:26,068 --> 00:18:27,275 I don't know about that baby. 495 00:18:29,482 --> 00:18:32,310 I mean, he like the seed of something. 496 00:18:32,413 --> 00:18:34,689 [whispers] Chucky. 497 00:18:34,793 --> 00:18:38,137 Hi. Hi. 498 00:18:38,241 --> 00:18:40,724 - Look, you really left me down here. 499 00:18:40,827 --> 00:18:42,448 Look, we need to talk about this. 500 00:18:43,758 --> 00:18:45,068 - You mad? 501 00:18:47,724 --> 00:18:50,482 Look, why we can't do what your daddy just did? 502 00:18:50,586 --> 00:18:52,482 - We're not my dad. 503 00:18:52,586 --> 00:18:53,862 - Whatever. 504 00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:56,758 I'm hungry. What you cook for dinner? 505 00:18:56,862 --> 00:18:59,517 - What would make you think I would have time to cook? 506 00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:01,310 Look at this! 507 00:19:03,241 --> 00:19:06,551 Lisa, look, we need to talk. 508 00:19:06,655 --> 00:19:09,827 - I know, ri-i-ight. 509 00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:11,689 - You know I love you. 510 00:19:11,793 --> 00:19:15,137 - And I love you too. - Come on. 511 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,206 This ain't gonna work if we ain't on the same page. 512 00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:19,344 - What? You breaking up with me? 513 00:19:19,448 --> 00:19:21,413 - No, no, I'm just saying, look, we need to be 514 00:19:21,517 --> 00:19:26,379 on the same page. - Oh, okay, what that mean? 515 00:19:26,482 --> 00:19:28,310 - Well, first, I'm gonna need you to pitch in 516 00:19:28,413 --> 00:19:29,551 around here. 517 00:19:29,655 --> 00:19:33,241 - Wait, you want me to go back to work on the pole? 518 00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:35,965 - No, no, that's not what I'm saying. 519 00:19:36,068 --> 00:19:37,137 - 'Cause I do have a job. 520 00:19:37,241 --> 00:19:40,689 I'm baking this baby. 521 00:19:40,793 --> 00:19:42,172 - I know. I know that. 522 00:19:42,275 --> 00:19:44,413 But you're not disabled. 523 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,620 - Yes, I am. 524 00:19:45,724 --> 00:19:47,137 That's what pregnancy is. 525 00:19:47,241 --> 00:19:48,931 - No. Look, I'm gonna need you to help out 526 00:19:49,034 --> 00:19:50,620 around the house, do some chores, 527 00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:52,896 and help with the kids. 528 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,206 - That's a lot. 529 00:19:55,310 --> 00:19:57,172 I think I'd rather go back to work. 530 00:19:58,793 --> 00:20:01,275 I done seen pregnant girls on the pole before. 531 00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:06,068 - No, no, look, that's not what I'm talking about. 532 00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,758 - I know you didn't want me to do that. 533 00:20:08,862 --> 00:20:11,620 - No, I didn't. 534 00:20:11,724 --> 00:20:13,034 - Then what you mean? 535 00:20:13,137 --> 00:20:14,655 You gotta be plain. 536 00:20:14,758 --> 00:20:20,137 - Uh, my gosh, she's playing mental gymnastics with me. 537 00:20:20,241 --> 00:20:22,793 - Don't be using them big old words with me. 538 00:20:22,896 --> 00:20:25,896 Gym-nas-isis. 539 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,758 - Guh, you know what? [laughs] 540 00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:30,931 Never mind. Never mind. 541 00:20:31,034 --> 00:20:32,896 - Okay, can I go find something to eat then? 542 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,551 - Yeah, yeah, you do you. 543 00:20:36,655 --> 00:20:38,620 - Okay. 544 00:20:38,724 --> 00:20:40,620 - [sighs] Oh my God. 545 00:20:44,965 --> 00:20:46,482 - Who gonna clean all this up? 546 00:20:50,689 --> 00:20:54,758 - Lord, please help me. 547 00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:56,482 Guide my tongue, oh Lord. 548 00:20:56,586 --> 00:20:58,275 [laughs] 549 00:21:27,689 --> 00:21:29,517 - ♪ 550 00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:32,724 - ♪ 551 00:21:34,206 --> 00:21:37,172 - ♪ 37119

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