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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,793 --> 00:00:04,310 - The 20! - The 10! 2 00:00:04,413 --> 00:00:06,000 - What the hell just happened - What are you doing? 3 00:00:06,103 --> 00:00:07,482 - Shh, shh! My show is on! 4 00:00:07,586 --> 00:00:08,827 - I'm sorry, Dad. 5 00:00:08,931 --> 00:00:10,413 - I can't believe y'all wasn't gonna let me watch it. 6 00:00:10,517 --> 00:00:12,000 But is any one of y'all pregnant? 7 00:00:12,103 --> 00:00:13,517 - I'mma go in there and let her have it. 8 00:00:13,620 --> 00:00:15,448 - You're gonna put it down? - I'm gonna lay that hand down. 9 00:00:15,551 --> 00:00:17,034 - You got something you wanna say to me? 10 00:00:17,137 --> 00:00:19,344 - Look, woman, I hope we understand each other 11 00:00:19,448 --> 00:00:22,310 about this TV situation. - Oh, I understand. Fine! 12 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:23,655 - So you feel like you handled that? 13 00:00:23,758 --> 00:00:25,034 - Oh, I know I did. 14 00:00:25,137 --> 00:00:26,379 Where are you going? - I'm going somewhere where 15 00:00:26,482 --> 00:00:27,758 I can watch whatever I wanna watch. 16 00:00:27,862 --> 00:00:29,517 We over! - What? 17 00:00:29,620 --> 00:00:31,000 - I think you blew that one, Son. 18 00:00:33,379 --> 00:00:38,586 - I love, love, love, love, love, love this time of year. 19 00:00:38,689 --> 00:00:43,172 - I know! I love that we're collecting these donations 20 00:00:43,275 --> 00:00:45,137 for the homeless. - Yes. 21 00:00:45,241 --> 00:00:47,241 And you are so sweet to help me. 22 00:00:47,344 --> 00:00:49,000 - Of course! - MS. ELLA: I mean that. 23 00:00:49,103 --> 00:00:50,689 I mean that, Miranda. 24 00:00:50,793 --> 00:00:54,551 Are you sure you're doing this for the people? 25 00:00:54,655 --> 00:00:55,655 - Yes. 26 00:00:55,758 --> 00:00:57,724 [laughs] What? 27 00:00:57,827 --> 00:01:00,172 Why else would I be doing it? 28 00:01:00,275 --> 00:01:03,862 - Maybe just to see, I don't know, if Calvin's gonna stop by? 29 00:01:03,965 --> 00:01:06,413 - Is he coming over? - No. 30 00:01:06,517 --> 00:01:07,689 - Oh, okay, no, no, no, no, no. 31 00:01:07,793 --> 00:01:10,586 That's not why I'm doing it. Not at all, Ms. Ella. 32 00:01:10,689 --> 00:01:12,931 - Good. I didn't think so. 33 00:01:13,034 --> 00:01:15,517 - Is that what you really think? 34 00:01:15,620 --> 00:01:20,310 - Well...what I really think is that you do want to be here. 35 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:24,068 But if he stops by, you won't be mad. 36 00:01:24,172 --> 00:01:27,482 - You're right. I won't mind. 37 00:01:27,586 --> 00:01:31,827 - MS. ELLA: And wait, there's another box on...the porch. 38 00:01:31,931 --> 00:01:33,793 The porch, porch, porch. 39 00:01:33,896 --> 00:01:36,724 I think I'm gon--aha! Ha, ha, ha! 40 00:01:36,827 --> 00:01:38,827 There's that coat. There's my coat. 41 00:01:38,931 --> 00:01:39,793 - Ms. Ella. - There's my coat. 42 00:01:39,896 --> 00:01:40,931 - Ms. Ella. 43 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:43,068 - It's gonna look good with my hat! 44 00:01:43,172 --> 00:01:45,068 That I got last year. 45 00:01:46,758 --> 00:01:49,620 Sorry. [chuckles] 46 00:01:49,724 --> 00:01:51,931 Ooh, what the-- 47 00:01:52,034 --> 00:01:56,275 Lisa, Lisa, Lisa! Lisa. 48 00:01:56,379 --> 00:01:58,103 Hello, baby, what are you doing out there? 49 00:01:59,724 --> 00:02:01,551 - Malik put me out. 50 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:04,068 - I know you lying. 51 00:02:04,172 --> 00:02:07,000 - Yes, he did. - You are pregnant. 52 00:02:07,103 --> 00:02:09,068 And Malik put you out the house? 53 00:02:09,172 --> 00:02:11,517 - Yup. So I guess I'mma have to stay here. 54 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:16,448 - Mm...no, ma'am. 55 00:02:16,551 --> 00:02:18,517 - Question... - MS. ELLA: [laughs] 56 00:02:18,620 --> 00:02:20,551 - How long have you been sitting out there? 57 00:02:20,655 --> 00:02:23,724 - For hours. 58 00:02:23,827 --> 00:02:26,896 - I'm so sorry, honey. 59 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,413 - I don't have nowhere else to stay. 60 00:02:28,517 --> 00:02:31,068 - Well, yes, you do. Yes, you do. 61 00:02:31,172 --> 00:02:33,103 - I mean, I-- - No, no, don't worry about it. 62 00:02:33,206 --> 00:02:35,275 Let me tell you something. 63 00:02:35,379 --> 00:02:39,000 We have the best homeless ministry at my church. 64 00:02:39,103 --> 00:02:43,448 They have cots that are available. 65 00:02:43,551 --> 00:02:45,448 I can get you in. 66 00:02:45,551 --> 00:02:47,655 - I ain't staying on no cot. 67 00:02:47,758 --> 00:02:49,310 I'mma stay here. 68 00:02:51,724 --> 00:02:54,275 I mean, I don't know why he would do this to me. 69 00:02:54,379 --> 00:02:55,379 - Don't worry about it, baby, 70 00:02:55,482 --> 00:02:58,310 I'mma get to the bottom of this right now. 71 00:02:58,413 --> 00:02:59,620 Don't worry about this. 72 00:02:59,724 --> 00:03:01,241 - You hungry? - MS. ELLA: [chuckles] 73 00:03:01,344 --> 00:03:02,620 - Maybe we should get something to eat. 74 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:04,586 - She ain't gonna stay on no cot. 75 00:03:04,689 --> 00:03:06,172 - She about to eat your chips, though. 76 00:03:06,275 --> 00:03:10,068 - [chuckles] 77 00:03:10,172 --> 00:03:11,724 You know how it goes on. 78 00:03:11,827 --> 00:03:13,206 Uh, hey, CJ? 79 00:03:13,310 --> 00:03:16,172 Hi, hi, hi. Where's Malik? 80 00:03:16,275 --> 00:03:18,137 Okay, well, tell him and you 81 00:03:18,241 --> 00:03:21,241 I need to see both of you at my house right now. 82 00:03:21,344 --> 00:03:22,379 Right, right, right, right now. 83 00:03:24,379 --> 00:03:36,310 - ♪ 84 00:03:38,206 --> 00:03:42,655 ♪♪ 85 00:03:46,206 --> 00:03:48,034 - How you feel, baby? 86 00:03:48,137 --> 00:03:49,551 - I'm better. 87 00:03:49,655 --> 00:03:50,965 That was so good. 88 00:03:51,068 --> 00:03:53,172 - [chuckles] 89 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:56,896 - So, what exactly happened? - [smacks lips] 90 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,206 Well...we got into it over the TV. 91 00:04:00,310 --> 00:04:01,827 And-- - The TV? 92 00:04:03,655 --> 00:04:05,448 - Yeah. I wanted to watch my shows 93 00:04:05,551 --> 00:04:07,310 and he wanted to watch some game. 94 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:10,310 - Mm. - Uh, the playoffs? 95 00:04:10,413 --> 00:04:12,344 - Girl, I don't know. 96 00:04:12,448 --> 00:04:15,310 So I changed the channel. 97 00:04:15,413 --> 00:04:19,448 - Okay, so you just--you just changed the channel on them? 98 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:23,172 - He told me when I moved in I could do whatever I wanted. 99 00:04:23,275 --> 00:04:24,793 - Ooh, Ms. Ella, you may wanna-- 100 00:04:24,896 --> 00:04:28,068 - Mm, mm, mm...go on, go on. 101 00:04:28,172 --> 00:04:31,206 Don't call--don't call my name. Go on, baby. 102 00:04:31,310 --> 00:04:32,344 - [smacks lips] - [gasps] 103 00:04:32,448 --> 00:04:35,379 - Well, you know I love my shows. 104 00:04:35,482 --> 00:04:37,379 Especially the one with the roses. 105 00:04:37,482 --> 00:04:40,310 - Ah, ha ha. - Did Brittany get that rose? 106 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:41,758 - Did she? - No. 107 00:04:41,862 --> 00:04:43,413 - She did not? - She did not. 108 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:45,068 - Okay, wait, time out. 109 00:04:45,172 --> 00:04:47,655 After all of that that he put her through, 110 00:04:47,758 --> 00:04:50,620 she didn't get the rose? - Nope. Trifling. 111 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:52,241 - Oh my goodness. Okay. 112 00:04:52,344 --> 00:04:54,793 - And they wanted me to change it from that. 113 00:04:54,896 --> 00:04:57,034 They lost their minds. 114 00:04:57,137 --> 00:05:00,413 - So, so, so let me get this straight. Hm. 115 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:06,068 So you just sashayed into the room and changed the channel? 116 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:07,586 - Wait, what's sashay mean? 117 00:05:09,620 --> 00:05:11,137 - It means--baby, it means, like, 118 00:05:11,241 --> 00:05:16,275 to walk with a sway and with intent, purpose. 119 00:05:16,379 --> 00:05:19,068 - I walked. But I did not sway. 120 00:05:19,172 --> 00:05:20,482 - Okay. 121 00:05:20,586 --> 00:05:25,965 So, you just...changed the channel and did not ask? 122 00:05:26,068 --> 00:05:27,551 - Yeah, that was part of the deal, 123 00:05:27,655 --> 00:05:29,206 that I could always watch my shows. 124 00:05:29,310 --> 00:05:31,206 - Oh. - Right. [laughs] 125 00:05:31,310 --> 00:05:32,172 - Okay. - MS. ELLA: Okay. 126 00:05:32,275 --> 00:05:33,103 - [clears throat] 127 00:05:33,206 --> 00:05:34,241 - What? - Nothing. 128 00:05:34,344 --> 00:05:35,275 Nothing at all, baby. 129 00:05:35,379 --> 00:05:38,586 So, listen. Let's change the subject. 130 00:05:38,689 --> 00:05:44,344 So, um...how did Malik put you out? 131 00:05:44,448 --> 00:05:45,551 - [smacks lips] Well-- 132 00:05:45,655 --> 00:05:48,137 - Wait a minute. I can't take it no more. 133 00:05:48,241 --> 00:05:50,551 Can you please stop that-- [smacks lips] 134 00:05:50,655 --> 00:05:53,827 That-- [smacks lips] --smacking? 135 00:05:53,931 --> 00:05:56,965 Just swallow before you get ready to talk. 136 00:06:00,793 --> 00:06:01,862 - Well... 137 00:06:01,965 --> 00:06:03,241 - Beautiful. 138 00:06:05,034 --> 00:06:06,517 - He told me to get out. 139 00:06:06,620 --> 00:06:09,000 So I got my stuff and I left! 140 00:06:09,103 --> 00:06:11,827 - Now wait a minute, something does not sound right about that. 141 00:06:11,931 --> 00:06:13,758 - Mm-mm. 142 00:06:13,862 --> 00:06:17,724 - Well, they will be here, and they'll just tell us their side. 143 00:06:17,827 --> 00:06:19,689 - Uh-uh, my side the only one that matter. 144 00:06:21,896 --> 00:06:24,000 - No, no, no. No, no, no, baby. No. 145 00:06:24,103 --> 00:06:27,379 No, what matters is that you have a roof over your head. 146 00:06:27,482 --> 00:06:30,137 And CJ and Malik are the ones 147 00:06:30,241 --> 00:06:32,034 who are supplying that for you right now. 148 00:06:32,137 --> 00:06:33,206 - Absolutely. 149 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:34,413 - And when you're living together, baby, 150 00:06:34,517 --> 00:06:38,827 or staying with someone, or shacking... 151 00:06:38,931 --> 00:06:44,275 you have to respect each other's space. 152 00:06:44,379 --> 00:06:46,310 - Ms. Ella's right. 153 00:06:46,413 --> 00:06:47,931 - Ain't you divorced? 154 00:06:50,344 --> 00:06:52,517 - Well-- [laughs] 155 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:54,827 Well, they're gonna be here in a minute, sweetie. 156 00:06:54,931 --> 00:06:57,448 And, um, and you can just continue to eat 157 00:06:57,551 --> 00:07:00,206 until they get here. 158 00:07:00,310 --> 00:07:04,448 - Thank you. - You're so welcome. 159 00:07:04,551 --> 00:07:08,413 - I'm just so glad. You're so sweet. 160 00:07:08,517 --> 00:07:11,448 And thank you for trying. 161 00:07:11,551 --> 00:07:12,931 - Ella! - Oh my-- 162 00:07:13,034 --> 00:07:14,344 - El! - Hi, baby. 163 00:07:14,448 --> 00:07:16,827 - Babe, I've been calling you about 15 minutes. 164 00:07:16,931 --> 00:07:19,448 Girl [unintelligible]. 165 00:07:19,551 --> 00:07:20,620 - Curtis, yes, baby. 166 00:07:20,724 --> 00:07:22,206 - Hey, what's wrong with you? - Nothing. 167 00:07:22,310 --> 00:07:25,655 I'm just talking. - Well, I can see that. 168 00:07:25,758 --> 00:07:27,482 You're, like, talking about nothin' important. 169 00:07:27,586 --> 00:07:29,206 - Excuse me? - What y'all talking about? 170 00:07:29,310 --> 00:07:34,551 Pie crusts? Shoe sizes? 171 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:36,310 - Baby, what you need? What you need? 172 00:07:36,413 --> 00:07:37,862 - I need you to give me something cold to drink. 173 00:07:37,965 --> 00:07:40,310 I need something cold to drink. Step back. 174 00:07:40,413 --> 00:07:41,413 Give me something to drink. 175 00:07:41,517 --> 00:07:42,827 - Well, Curtis? - Yeah? 176 00:07:42,931 --> 00:07:45,344 - Go on and get it. 177 00:07:45,448 --> 00:07:47,172 - Go on and get it where, baby? I can't get it. 178 00:07:47,275 --> 00:07:48,620 I'm working on the lawn mower. 179 00:07:48,724 --> 00:07:50,689 I got stuff in my hands. I got stuff in my hand. 180 00:07:52,551 --> 00:07:54,413 - Curtis, I know that, honey. 181 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:55,896 - Well, baby, can you go and-- 182 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,655 - MS. ELLA: Baby! 183 00:07:57,758 --> 00:07:59,482 Curtis, I already put it out there. 184 00:07:59,586 --> 00:08:01,551 It's right there beside you! 185 00:08:01,655 --> 00:08:03,034 The lemonade! Right-- 186 00:08:03,137 --> 00:08:04,724 - Right there? - That's it. 187 00:08:04,827 --> 00:08:06,620 I put that right there for you. 188 00:08:06,724 --> 00:08:09,413 - Do you see it? Can you see it? 189 00:08:09,517 --> 00:08:11,275 - I put it out there. Yes, I can see it. 190 00:08:11,379 --> 00:08:13,620 - You didn't pour it, Ella. 191 00:08:13,724 --> 00:08:16,689 - You know you're wrong, Mr. Curtis. 192 00:08:16,793 --> 00:08:18,620 - Did she [unintelligible]? 193 00:08:20,344 --> 00:08:23,793 - You don't want those problems. 194 00:08:23,896 --> 00:08:26,793 - Baby, you're not gonna pour it for me? I mean-- 195 00:08:26,896 --> 00:08:28,379 - Curtis! 196 00:08:28,482 --> 00:08:31,620 If you don't get back outside-uh! 197 00:08:31,724 --> 00:08:33,344 - What y'all talking about? 198 00:08:33,448 --> 00:08:36,275 - Curtis! Don't do this. 199 00:08:36,379 --> 00:08:37,551 - Let me guess. - Guess. 200 00:08:37,655 --> 00:08:40,344 - Let me use my gifts. 201 00:08:40,448 --> 00:08:43,793 I know you talking about Malik. 202 00:08:43,896 --> 00:08:47,793 And you trying not to talk about Calvin. 203 00:08:47,896 --> 00:08:50,758 And you telling them what a wonderful husband I am. 204 00:08:50,862 --> 00:08:51,793 - And you are. 205 00:08:51,896 --> 00:08:53,241 - And how one day, when they grow up, 206 00:08:53,344 --> 00:08:54,862 they gonna have one just like me. 207 00:08:54,965 --> 00:08:56,000 - I hope not. 208 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:57,586 - Hey! - I hope not. 209 00:08:57,689 --> 00:08:59,379 - Good job, baby. - Thank you. 210 00:08:59,482 --> 00:09:01,931 - You train them up in the way... 211 00:09:02,034 --> 00:09:04,034 that they gonna go. 212 00:09:04,137 --> 00:09:06,310 And you keep going. I'll just pour it myself. 213 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:07,724 - Okay. - I'll pour it myself. 214 00:09:07,827 --> 00:09:09,517 - This time. - CURTIS: I got it. 215 00:09:09,620 --> 00:09:11,586 - Curtis, you know I'll pour that for you, baby. 216 00:09:11,689 --> 00:09:14,275 - CURITS: Come on, let me slam the door in your face. 217 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:15,758 - Did you hear him? - BOTH: Mm-hmm. 218 00:09:15,862 --> 00:09:17,655 - "Come on, let me slam the door in your face." 219 00:09:23,034 --> 00:09:25,068 - Hey! - Hey. 220 00:09:25,172 --> 00:09:27,689 - What's happening? You're just in time. 221 00:09:27,793 --> 00:09:29,689 Hold that for me. - Yes, sir. 222 00:09:29,793 --> 00:09:31,241 We're here to talk to Auntie Ella. 223 00:09:31,344 --> 00:09:32,586 - I don't care how you do it. 224 00:09:32,689 --> 00:09:34,137 Just hold it. I need to fix it. 225 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,241 Can you hold it? - Okay! 226 00:09:36,344 --> 00:09:37,517 - Something wrong with you. 227 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,206 - You know, at some point, you're gonna have to get 228 00:09:39,310 --> 00:09:40,413 a new one of these. 229 00:09:40,517 --> 00:09:41,931 - You bite your tongue. 230 00:09:42,034 --> 00:09:43,724 This thing is vintage. 231 00:09:43,827 --> 00:09:46,137 You heard me? - Vintage? What is it? 232 00:09:46,241 --> 00:09:49,068 It looks like trash. Why don't you throw it away? 233 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:51,448 - [chuckles] 234 00:09:51,551 --> 00:09:54,310 - Get your hands off of it. Don't touch it. 235 00:09:54,413 --> 00:09:56,344 You talking about throwing-- I hope somebody throw you away 236 00:09:56,448 --> 00:09:59,103 when you get old and rusty. 237 00:09:59,206 --> 00:10:01,137 Talking about Cutty like that. 238 00:10:01,241 --> 00:10:04,000 - What? Wait, what? Cutty? 239 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:06,965 - That's her name. Don't wear it out. 240 00:10:07,068 --> 00:10:10,620 Cutty been cutting this grass around here for almost 40 years! 241 00:10:10,724 --> 00:10:12,793 Cut my daddy's grass. 242 00:10:12,896 --> 00:10:15,620 Cut my daddy's daddy's grass. 243 00:10:15,724 --> 00:10:19,931 Cut my daddy's daddy's daddy's dirt. 244 00:10:20,034 --> 00:10:21,724 Part of the family. 245 00:10:21,827 --> 00:10:23,344 - Why don't you get one that's gas powered? 246 00:10:23,448 --> 00:10:26,586 - Or better yet, you should get one that's electric powered. 247 00:10:26,689 --> 00:10:28,310 - What are you talking about? It's a push lawn mower. 248 00:10:28,413 --> 00:10:30,034 This what keep you healthy and strong. 249 00:10:30,137 --> 00:10:33,034 That's why y'all y'all folk run around here fat as hell. 250 00:10:33,137 --> 00:10:34,206 - [snickering] 251 00:10:34,310 --> 00:10:35,862 - CURTIS: Y'all ought to get a push lawn mower. 252 00:10:35,965 --> 00:10:38,965 You won't have that thing have the bzz. 253 00:10:39,068 --> 00:10:42,344 You push it, it keep you nice and slim. 254 00:10:42,448 --> 00:10:44,206 - I think he might be delusional. 255 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,862 - Might be? 256 00:10:45,965 --> 00:10:48,517 - He really think he slim. - Yeah. 257 00:10:48,620 --> 00:10:51,551 - Hello? I'm in the room. 258 00:10:51,655 --> 00:10:52,931 - And we fat. - Exactly. 259 00:10:53,034 --> 00:10:56,103 What's happening? - And I'm still here. 260 00:10:56,206 --> 00:10:59,379 Pour me some, pour me some. I'm parched, I'm parched. 261 00:10:59,482 --> 00:11:01,241 Pour me a little lemonade. 262 00:11:05,068 --> 00:11:06,655 Thank you. 263 00:11:06,758 --> 00:11:08,517 Hand me that wrench. 264 00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:10,482 That monkey wrench. 265 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:12,344 Thank you. 266 00:11:12,448 --> 00:11:15,551 - So Aunt Ella called us and asked us to come right over. 267 00:11:15,655 --> 00:11:18,758 - Oh? Then I'm trying to save you. 268 00:11:18,862 --> 00:11:19,896 - Why? 269 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,517 - Because she's in there, talking to Lisa. 270 00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:24,241 - [sighs] This is where she came. 271 00:11:26,482 --> 00:11:28,103 - Yeah. And when I went in there, 272 00:11:28,206 --> 00:11:32,379 they had that all men are evil look on their faces. 273 00:11:32,482 --> 00:11:34,379 - [sighs] 274 00:11:34,482 --> 00:11:37,275 - Well, Dad, why don't you go in there and see what's going on? 275 00:11:37,379 --> 00:11:38,551 - Oh? You want me to go in there? 276 00:11:38,655 --> 00:11:40,310 You started it. 277 00:11:40,413 --> 00:11:42,103 - What did I do? 278 00:11:42,206 --> 00:11:44,758 - You took the remote from the girl and changed the TV. 279 00:11:44,862 --> 00:11:46,448 - And that caused all of this? 280 00:11:46,551 --> 00:11:48,689 - Uncle Curtis, will you tell him? 281 00:11:48,793 --> 00:11:51,413 - You took the remote out of a pretty woman's hand? 282 00:11:51,517 --> 00:11:53,586 - Yes, he did. 283 00:11:53,689 --> 00:11:56,413 - Oh, you're a miracle. 284 00:11:56,517 --> 00:11:58,206 - Wait, how am I a miracle? 285 00:11:58,310 --> 00:12:01,413 - 'Cause you standing here to tell the story. 286 00:12:01,517 --> 00:12:04,379 - Dad, can you just go in there and talk to Auntie Ella, please? 287 00:12:04,482 --> 00:12:06,275 - No, you need to go in there. 288 00:12:06,379 --> 00:12:08,379 - Thank you. - Open your mouth. 289 00:12:08,482 --> 00:12:11,241 - Come on. Are you--are you serious? 290 00:12:11,344 --> 00:12:12,551 - Yeah. 291 00:12:12,655 --> 00:12:14,034 - Get your kid in. 292 00:12:14,137 --> 00:12:15,379 - Come on, boy. 293 00:12:15,482 --> 00:12:16,896 - Dead man walking! 294 00:12:18,379 --> 00:12:20,310 Dead man walking! 295 00:12:20,413 --> 00:12:22,931 Open cell number stupid as hell! 296 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:27,724 - ♪ 297 00:12:33,689 --> 00:12:37,172 - Why are they just looking at us like that? 298 00:12:37,275 --> 00:12:39,241 - I don't know who "us" is. They're looking at you. 299 00:12:41,758 --> 00:12:42,931 - Yeah, I knew that. 300 00:12:43,034 --> 00:12:44,689 But this is getting real uncomfortable now. 301 00:12:44,793 --> 00:12:47,827 - It's uncomfortable for you 'cause you in the doghouse. 302 00:12:50,655 --> 00:12:52,931 - Well, shall we run? 303 00:12:53,034 --> 00:12:55,724 - Oh, here you go with the "we" again. 304 00:12:55,827 --> 00:12:58,827 Look, I think it's too late for that, Son. 305 00:12:58,931 --> 00:13:00,482 - You sure? 306 00:13:00,586 --> 00:13:03,758 'Cause I don't have to outrun all of them, just Auntie Ella. 307 00:13:03,862 --> 00:13:06,517 I think I could take her. 308 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,310 - CJ: Don't be so sure. 309 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,620 - [chuckles] 310 00:13:10,655 --> 00:13:13,793 Well, what do we do about this? 311 00:13:13,896 --> 00:13:15,965 - Just, uh, say hi. 312 00:13:19,241 --> 00:13:21,241 - Hi. 313 00:13:21,344 --> 00:13:23,000 - Hello. 314 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:23,965 - Hey. 315 00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:26,241 - Hey, CJ. - Hey, Miranda! 316 00:13:26,344 --> 00:13:27,724 How y'all doing? 317 00:13:29,827 --> 00:13:31,551 Aunt Ella, you called? 318 00:13:31,655 --> 00:13:33,275 - Yes I did, CJ. 319 00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:36,413 I wanna know, why did you put her out of this house? 320 00:13:36,517 --> 00:13:37,827 - Wait? Wait, what? 321 00:13:37,931 --> 00:13:40,482 - She said you put her out. - I did not! 322 00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:42,862 - MS. ELLA: I'm not talking to you. 323 00:13:42,965 --> 00:13:45,000 I'm talking to you. - Oh, yeah, he did. 324 00:13:45,103 --> 00:13:47,965 - Wait! What? No, I--no, I didn't! 325 00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:49,517 - Yes, you did! - No, I didn't! 326 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,620 You was there! - I was not there. 327 00:13:51,724 --> 00:13:53,241 - You--you kidding me? You was sitting right there. 328 00:13:53,344 --> 00:13:55,620 - I was not--I'm on her side. - All right. 329 00:13:55,724 --> 00:13:57,655 - Mm-mm. Miranda? - Mm-hmm. 330 00:13:57,758 --> 00:14:00,034 - Come on, Malik. Have a seat. 331 00:14:00,137 --> 00:14:02,241 - Throw you under the bus. - Yeah. 332 00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:06,448 - What happened? 333 00:14:06,551 --> 00:14:08,241 - Well, um, I told her 334 00:14:08,344 --> 00:14:11,137 that I had a issue with her changing the channel. 335 00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:14,689 So she packed her stuff and she left. 336 00:14:14,793 --> 00:14:16,206 - And you just let her leave? 337 00:14:18,068 --> 00:14:20,655 - I mean, what was I supposed to do? 338 00:14:20,758 --> 00:14:23,034 - She is pregnant. 339 00:14:23,137 --> 00:14:25,724 You have to give her a little leeway. 340 00:14:25,827 --> 00:14:28,379 - Oh, it isn't--is that right? 341 00:14:28,482 --> 00:14:30,931 - Yes, absolutely! - Ah, what-- 342 00:14:31,034 --> 00:14:32,344 - MIRANDA: And I don't understand what's going on with 343 00:14:32,448 --> 00:14:34,034 the men in this family. - MS. ELLA: Hold on-- 344 00:14:34,137 --> 00:14:35,862 - Where they don't understand that when you love someone, 345 00:14:35,965 --> 00:14:37,758 you don't just let them leave. 346 00:14:37,862 --> 00:14:40,000 - Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. 347 00:14:40,103 --> 00:14:41,586 - Okay, my bad. - MS. ELLA: Come back. 348 00:14:41,689 --> 00:14:44,206 - I'm sorry. - Come back. 349 00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:46,103 - You know, Calvin... 350 00:14:46,206 --> 00:14:48,344 - Obviously. 351 00:14:48,448 --> 00:14:49,551 - We know. 352 00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:51,793 - CJ: [laughs] 353 00:14:51,896 --> 00:14:54,241 - I can't believe you told them I put you out. 354 00:14:54,344 --> 00:14:56,827 - Well, you let her leave. That's the same thing. 355 00:14:56,931 --> 00:14:59,517 - Thank you. - Wait, what? 356 00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:00,931 - MS. ELLA: All right, everybody. 357 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:05,344 Listen, I know that you have to have compromises 358 00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:08,068 and so on and so on. 359 00:15:08,172 --> 00:15:11,827 But she's pregnant and going through it. 360 00:15:11,931 --> 00:15:14,793 So you're gonna have to bear with her. 361 00:15:14,896 --> 00:15:16,137 - Thank you, Aunt Ella. 362 00:15:16,241 --> 00:15:19,448 - MS. ELLA: Just let me talk for you. 363 00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:21,517 - I thought I was bearing with her. 364 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:22,758 - By changing the channel? 365 00:15:22,862 --> 00:15:25,206 - I wanted to watch the game. 366 00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:27,448 - Well, you have to compromise with me 'cause you don't know 367 00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:30,034 what it's like to carry a baby for nine months. 368 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,862 - [in unison] Neither do you! 369 00:15:34,482 --> 00:15:37,103 - Look, I get that, all right? 370 00:15:37,206 --> 00:15:41,310 But you have to admit, what you did was wrong. 371 00:15:41,413 --> 00:15:43,931 - And the way you was talking to me was wrong too. 372 00:15:44,034 --> 00:15:46,862 - Just say you sorry. - Dad, I didn't put her out. 373 00:15:46,965 --> 00:15:48,896 - Save your life... 374 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,724 and say you're sorry. 375 00:15:53,655 --> 00:15:55,068 - I'm sorry. 376 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:01,310 - Ah, so, you guys go home and talk about this. 377 00:16:01,413 --> 00:16:02,551 - Yes, ma'am. 378 00:16:05,344 --> 00:16:06,517 - MS. ELLA: Malik? 379 00:16:07,689 --> 00:16:09,689 You can thank me later. 380 00:16:09,793 --> 00:16:10,931 - Thank you, Auntie Ella. - You're welcome. 381 00:16:11,034 --> 00:16:12,137 You're welcome. 382 00:16:12,241 --> 00:16:14,793 Well, wait a minute, wait a minute. 383 00:16:14,896 --> 00:16:17,310 This is going to be hard. 384 00:16:17,413 --> 00:16:20,413 You're both so young. 385 00:16:20,517 --> 00:16:22,172 But you gotta figure it out. 386 00:16:22,275 --> 00:16:23,448 - Yes, ma'am. 387 00:16:23,551 --> 00:16:25,000 - Do you hear me? 388 00:16:25,103 --> 00:16:26,655 - Yeah, but I ain't do nuttin'. 389 00:16:26,758 --> 00:16:30,586 - [imitates Lisa] Well, you won't do everything right. 390 00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:31,965 - Wait, what did I tell you? 391 00:16:32,068 --> 00:16:34,344 - You don't have to tell me nothin'. 392 00:16:34,448 --> 00:16:35,586 I see you. 393 00:16:35,689 --> 00:16:37,827 I'm looking at you. 394 00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:40,206 I'm watching how you walked in here today 395 00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:44,655 with this exaggerated story for some sympathy. 396 00:16:44,758 --> 00:16:46,413 - I don't want no sympathy. 397 00:16:46,517 --> 00:16:47,793 - MS. ELLA: Yes, you do. 398 00:16:49,172 --> 00:16:51,758 I don't know why you're so hard or why you're so tough. 399 00:16:51,862 --> 00:16:53,551 Calm down. 400 00:16:53,655 --> 00:16:57,620 Y'all go back to your house and y'all talk about this, 401 00:16:57,724 --> 00:17:00,620 work this out, get this together, straighten this out. 402 00:17:00,724 --> 00:17:02,206 - Yes, ma'am. 403 00:17:04,275 --> 00:17:07,620 - I'm so glad you handled that 'cause I tried to tell that boy! 404 00:17:07,724 --> 00:17:09,862 I tried to tell him! 405 00:17:09,965 --> 00:17:12,068 - Well, CJ, you need to tell him better. 406 00:17:12,172 --> 00:17:13,862 You need to tell him more. 407 00:17:13,965 --> 00:17:15,103 - He hardheaded. 408 00:17:15,206 --> 00:17:16,620 That boy think he know everything. 409 00:17:16,724 --> 00:17:18,068 - I know that. 410 00:17:18,172 --> 00:17:19,965 You were the same way. 411 00:17:20,068 --> 00:17:22,448 - Was I? - MS. ELLA: Were you? 412 00:17:22,551 --> 00:17:24,931 - Yes, you were. - [laughs] 413 00:17:25,034 --> 00:17:28,310 Thank you, baby. - He's the worst, baby. 414 00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:30,413 - How did you hear all that from out there? 415 00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,379 - Son, don't you know I got ears like a-- 416 00:17:32,482 --> 00:17:34,517 - Bat? 417 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,896 - I was gonna say a slim, handsome soldier. 418 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,896 - Same thing. - Same thing. 419 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,206 - Same thing, baby. [laughs] 420 00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:44,275 - Man, how are you gonna throw a pregnant woman out there? 421 00:17:44,379 --> 00:17:45,896 She pregnant, too? 422 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,482 Come on, now. - MS. ELLA: Yes. 423 00:17:49,586 --> 00:17:52,413 - Baby, they should be ashamed of themselves, shouldn't they? 424 00:17:52,517 --> 00:17:53,965 - Yes. 425 00:17:54,068 --> 00:17:56,172 Yes, you should be ashamed of yourself. 426 00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,758 - That don't make no sense. 427 00:17:58,862 --> 00:18:01,655 Ooh. - No, no, no. 428 00:18:01,758 --> 00:18:03,724 Why are you coming in here like that, Curtis? 429 00:18:03,827 --> 00:18:06,724 Like--like--like you on my side? - Baby, I'm on your side. 430 00:18:06,827 --> 00:18:08,896 - MS. ELLA: What did you do? - Your side is right. 431 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,448 - What did you do? 432 00:18:10,551 --> 00:18:12,241 - MIRANDA: Ms. Ella? 433 00:18:12,344 --> 00:18:14,000 - Curtis? - What are you doing? 434 00:18:14,103 --> 00:18:15,551 What--what did I say? 435 00:18:15,655 --> 00:18:17,275 - Curtis! 436 00:18:17,379 --> 00:18:18,482 - What? 437 00:18:18,586 --> 00:18:19,448 - Miranda, what is that? 438 00:18:19,551 --> 00:18:21,827 - Um, he cut your flowerbed down! 439 00:18:21,931 --> 00:18:23,137 [laughs] 440 00:18:23,241 --> 00:18:25,793 - I told you to get a new lawn mower. 441 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,551 - You traitor! 442 00:18:27,655 --> 00:18:29,241 You can stop that mess. 443 00:18:29,344 --> 00:18:31,482 - Curtis, I have been telling you this for years. 444 00:18:31,586 --> 00:18:34,103 - Look, y'all not gonna beat on Cutty like that. 445 00:18:34,206 --> 00:18:35,448 - ♪ 446 00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:45,655 - ♪ 447 00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,034 - What's wrong? Come on in. 448 00:18:47,137 --> 00:18:49,206 - Not until you say you're sorry. 449 00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:52,172 - I've been saying I'm sorry since we were headed over here. 450 00:18:52,275 --> 00:18:54,862 - And that ain't sound sincere. 451 00:18:54,965 --> 00:18:57,655 - I'm sorry. 452 00:18:57,758 --> 00:19:00,827 - Why you do that? 453 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,620 - Look, I don't know, all right? 454 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:05,724 I understand now that I had to be way more understanding 455 00:19:05,827 --> 00:19:08,000 with you, all right? I get that. 456 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,310 - I don't like that. 457 00:19:09,413 --> 00:19:13,344 What if something had happened to all this? 458 00:19:13,448 --> 00:19:15,793 - Well, obviously, I would've been upset. 459 00:19:15,896 --> 00:19:17,172 - Would you? - Yes! 460 00:19:17,275 --> 00:19:19,862 What do you mean? I love you. 461 00:19:19,965 --> 00:19:23,137 - That's better. - Thank you. 462 00:19:23,241 --> 00:19:26,000 Come on, now. You know I love you. 463 00:19:26,103 --> 00:19:28,275 You know I love you. Come on. 464 00:19:28,379 --> 00:19:30,896 - I love you too. - Thank you. 465 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,172 - Now can we watch my show? 466 00:19:33,275 --> 00:19:36,103 - But you just watched it. What do you mean? 467 00:19:36,206 --> 00:19:38,103 - Okay, and if you love me like you say you love me, 468 00:19:38,206 --> 00:19:39,275 we gonna watch the show 'cause 469 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,000 this is how we spend time together, 470 00:19:41,103 --> 00:19:43,137 get to know each other. 471 00:19:43,241 --> 00:19:44,758 We don't know each other. 472 00:19:44,862 --> 00:19:46,655 - Okay. I thought we knew each other-- 473 00:19:46,758 --> 00:19:48,896 - We don't. 474 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,000 You don't be understanding me. 475 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,344 - And watching this is gonna help-- 476 00:19:53,448 --> 00:19:56,620 - It's gonna help you understand me. 477 00:19:56,724 --> 00:19:57,862 We gonna understand each other. 478 00:19:57,965 --> 00:20:00,172 - All right, all right, I will. 479 00:20:02,344 --> 00:20:05,103 [sighs] 480 00:20:05,206 --> 00:20:07,448 - [football plays on TV] 481 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:11,379 - What's this? 482 00:20:11,482 --> 00:20:12,586 - It's the game. 483 00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:14,620 I recorded it while I was watching my show. 484 00:20:14,724 --> 00:20:16,724 - What? 485 00:20:16,827 --> 00:20:18,034 - So we could watch it together? 486 00:20:18,137 --> 00:20:19,413 So I could get to know you? 487 00:20:19,517 --> 00:20:21,344 - Thank you, baby. - You're welcome. 488 00:20:21,448 --> 00:20:25,896 I mean, I wasn't trying to be selfish. 489 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,793 - Well, I appreciate the fact 490 00:20:27,896 --> 00:20:30,310 that you weren't trying to be selfish. 491 00:20:30,413 --> 00:20:32,862 - Yeah. 492 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,379 - Well, can I call my dad so he can see it? 493 00:20:35,482 --> 00:20:38,034 - Go ahead. 494 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:41,241 - Hey, thank you, baby. I really appreciate that. 495 00:20:41,344 --> 00:20:43,586 I see you. 496 00:20:43,689 --> 00:20:45,896 - Well, I'm considerate... 497 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,862 of other people's feelings. 498 00:20:47,965 --> 00:20:49,448 I let you know. 499 00:20:49,551 --> 00:20:52,931 - Okay. [unintelligible] 500 00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:54,413 - We'll figure this out together, right? 501 00:20:54,517 --> 00:20:56,448 - Yeah. We're gonna be great parents. 502 00:20:56,551 --> 00:20:58,137 - ♪ 503 00:21:27,517 --> 00:21:28,517 - ♪ 504 00:21:30,517 --> 00:21:32,379 - ♪ 505 00:21:33,655 --> 00:21:36,586 - ♪ 36012

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