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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,724 --> 00:00:04,172 - LISA: Surprise! Do you remember me? What's up? 2 00:00:04,275 --> 00:00:06,068 I'm a little hard to forget. - Damn! 3 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:07,137 - I don't believe in marriage. 4 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:08,655 I don't believe in the Bible either. 5 00:00:08,758 --> 00:00:10,172 - CALVIN: You know the girl I was seeing. 6 00:00:10,275 --> 00:00:11,517 Apparently, the two of them know each other. 7 00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:13,448 - Lisa's pregnant. - Ow! [giggles] 8 00:00:13,551 --> 00:00:16,827 - You are going to work as a stripper, and you pregnant? 9 00:00:16,931 --> 00:00:19,379 - Yeah, I gotta make this money, baby, before this baby 10 00:00:19,482 --> 00:00:20,655 ruin this figure. 11 00:00:20,758 --> 00:00:22,137 - I saw Calvin kissing Laura. 12 00:00:22,241 --> 00:00:23,586 - You did. - But it's okay. 13 00:00:23,689 --> 00:00:26,724 I finally get it. I just have to move on. Bye. 14 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:28,379 - He ain't tell you? Ohh! 15 00:00:28,482 --> 00:00:29,931 We moving in. - No, he did not 16 00:00:30,034 --> 00:00:31,620 tell us that. 17 00:00:31,724 --> 00:00:34,862 Man, that boy fast. He running for it too. 18 00:00:34,965 --> 00:00:36,758 - Oh, man. - Come on now! 19 00:00:36,862 --> 00:00:37,862 - I think he 'bout to score. 20 00:00:37,965 --> 00:00:39,689 - Yes, he is. - Come on! come on! 21 00:00:39,793 --> 00:00:40,862 Run, boy! - Come on, boy, that boy 22 00:00:40,965 --> 00:00:42,448 running! Look at him. - Man! 23 00:00:42,551 --> 00:00:45,206 You know how much I got riding on this game? 24 00:00:45,310 --> 00:00:47,275 - You better not be gambling. 25 00:00:47,379 --> 00:00:49,931 - Oh, no. No, never that. [laughs] 26 00:00:50,034 --> 00:00:52,310 - You better not be. - No, I'm not. I'm not. 27 00:00:52,413 --> 00:00:53,758 Alright, here he comes. - C.J.: Come on now. 28 00:00:53,862 --> 00:00:55,241 - Come on! - Come on! 29 00:00:55,344 --> 00:00:56,896 This what I like to see right here, this. 30 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,448 - Ooh! Yeah, the 50! - The 40! 31 00:00:59,551 --> 00:01:00,379 - The 30! - The 20! 32 00:01:00,482 --> 00:01:01,344 - The 10! - [TV channel change] 33 00:01:01,448 --> 00:01:02,517 - What the hell just happened? 34 00:01:02,620 --> 00:01:04,827 What? What? Are you sitting on the remote? 35 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:06,241 - No. - Well, where's the remote? 36 00:01:06,344 --> 00:01:08,034 - I don't know. - Here it is. 37 00:01:12,758 --> 00:01:13,896 - Well, uh-- 38 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,689 - Malik. - What the-- 39 00:01:16,793 --> 00:01:18,862 - What? - What are you doing? 40 00:01:18,965 --> 00:01:21,068 - My show is on. 41 00:01:21,172 --> 00:01:25,655 - Uh, Malik. - Dad. 42 00:01:25,758 --> 00:01:27,034 - I'm about to lose it. 43 00:01:27,137 --> 00:01:30,275 - Dad, me too. 44 00:01:30,379 --> 00:01:32,827 What are you doing? - Sssh. 45 00:01:32,931 --> 00:01:34,413 I said my show is on. 46 00:01:34,517 --> 00:01:36,275 You know I gotta watch my shows. 47 00:01:36,379 --> 00:01:38,758 Mm, we gotta see who's gonna get this rose. 48 00:01:38,862 --> 00:01:41,068 - You better get this girl. - Ooh! 49 00:01:41,172 --> 00:01:43,000 And I hope it's Brittney, because I really don't 50 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:46,068 like Macy, I be wanting to like uhh, uhh. 51 00:01:46,172 --> 00:01:47,448 - I'm in the Twilight Zone. 52 00:01:47,551 --> 00:01:49,862 - Oh! You know, that's how she be acting. 53 00:01:49,965 --> 00:01:52,689 Like real, um--what you call it? Um... 54 00:01:52,793 --> 00:01:55,482 - A space cadet? - Yes! 55 00:01:55,586 --> 00:01:56,793 - Right. - He know. 56 00:01:56,896 --> 00:01:58,206 - [laughs] 57 00:01:58,310 --> 00:02:00,758 - [indistinct TV chatter] 58 00:02:00,862 --> 00:02:04,793 - Uh, see, we was, um... 59 00:02:04,896 --> 00:02:06,586 We--we was watching the game. 60 00:02:06,689 --> 00:02:07,896 - Go to another room. 61 00:02:11,413 --> 00:02:14,137 - Actually, this is the only TV we have in the house. 62 00:02:14,241 --> 00:02:16,172 - Oh. [laughing] 63 00:02:16,275 --> 00:02:19,448 Uh-huh, not in this big ol' house. 64 00:02:19,551 --> 00:02:22,620 This is the only TV you got? [laughs] 65 00:02:22,724 --> 00:02:24,620 He wrong for that. 66 00:02:24,724 --> 00:02:28,655 - Yeah, see, well, we like to monitor our children's TV time. 67 00:02:28,758 --> 00:02:31,448 We don't like them watching a lot of TV, 68 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:34,896 so we want them to grow up and be smart and go to college. 69 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,482 - Mm, be smart. See, that's where you were wrong. 70 00:02:38,586 --> 00:02:40,310 With all these adults in the house. 71 00:02:43,758 --> 00:02:46,172 - We ain't had all these extra adults until you got here. 72 00:02:46,275 --> 00:02:47,896 - What? - Huh? 73 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,793 I ain't say nothing. - LISA: Mm. 74 00:02:49,896 --> 00:02:51,482 - I'm gonna need a drink. - Ooh! 75 00:02:51,586 --> 00:02:53,344 Give me one! - Lisa, you know you-- 76 00:02:53,448 --> 00:02:55,620 - I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. 77 00:02:55,724 --> 00:02:57,241 I wish I could drink. 78 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,068 - Malik? - [laughs] 79 00:02:59,172 --> 00:03:00,551 - MAN ON TV: Katie Ann? - KATIE ANN: Yeah? 80 00:03:00,655 --> 00:03:03,172 - Lisa, look, this is the big game, alright? 81 00:03:03,275 --> 00:03:06,034 - And this is the finale. 82 00:03:06,137 --> 00:03:08,103 It's about to turn up in here, boy. 83 00:03:08,206 --> 00:03:10,241 - Okay, that's fine, but can we compromise 84 00:03:10,344 --> 00:03:12,793 just a little bit here? 85 00:03:12,896 --> 00:03:14,551 - Malik? 86 00:03:14,655 --> 00:03:15,689 - Yeah? 87 00:03:15,793 --> 00:03:16,931 - In the kitchen. 88 00:03:17,034 --> 00:03:19,344 - What's going on in the kitchen? 89 00:03:19,448 --> 00:03:21,344 - In the kitchen now. 90 00:03:23,931 --> 00:03:25,310 - Alright, alright. 91 00:03:26,586 --> 00:03:33,379 - ♪ 92 00:03:35,689 --> 00:03:40,482 ♪ 93 00:03:41,724 --> 00:03:46,689 ♪♪ 94 00:03:50,827 --> 00:03:52,068 - Man. 95 00:03:54,172 --> 00:03:56,620 Malik. - I'm sorry, Dad. I'm sorry. 96 00:03:56,724 --> 00:03:57,965 - You're gonna have to get her straight. 97 00:03:58,068 --> 00:04:00,965 - I know. I know. I got you. 98 00:04:01,068 --> 00:04:02,172 - I mean, I can't believe this. 99 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:04,586 - [exhales] You know what? 100 00:04:04,689 --> 00:04:06,413 Maybe we could just watch it on my phone. 101 00:04:08,068 --> 00:04:09,275 - On that little tiny ass screen? 102 00:04:09,379 --> 00:04:11,620 - Well, what are we supposed to do? 103 00:04:11,724 --> 00:04:13,310 - Okay, alright. Fine. 104 00:04:13,413 --> 00:04:14,482 - Alright, cool. I'll set it up. 105 00:04:14,586 --> 00:04:16,586 It'll only take a second. - Okay. 106 00:04:16,689 --> 00:04:18,068 - Ooh. [laughs] 107 00:04:18,172 --> 00:04:20,448 I had to pause that. 108 00:04:20,551 --> 00:04:22,206 Man, and get me something to drink real quick, 109 00:04:22,310 --> 00:04:24,827 'cause it's getting good. 110 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:27,586 - Oh, you're over here now? 111 00:04:27,689 --> 00:04:29,000 - My bad. 112 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:30,586 Did I do something wrong? 113 00:04:30,689 --> 00:04:33,655 - Yes. - My bad. 114 00:04:33,758 --> 00:04:36,310 I just wanna find out who get the rose. 115 00:04:36,413 --> 00:04:38,517 - It's--it's fine. 116 00:04:38,620 --> 00:04:40,517 - I mean, it's just football. - Ha! 117 00:04:40,620 --> 00:04:43,827 Just football, Lisa? - LISA: Yeah. 118 00:04:43,931 --> 00:04:46,655 - [exhales] 119 00:04:46,758 --> 00:04:47,758 You know what? - Malik. 120 00:04:47,862 --> 00:04:49,310 - No, no, no, no, no, Dad, 'cause, see, 121 00:04:49,413 --> 00:04:51,034 we was watching that. 122 00:04:51,137 --> 00:04:53,344 Now, look, I'm gonna need you to go back in there and change it. 123 00:04:53,448 --> 00:04:54,758 - C.J.: No. Malik. - Change it? 124 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:57,241 - Yeah, or you know what, better--give me the remote. 125 00:04:57,344 --> 00:04:59,344 I'll do it. - Go and change it. 126 00:04:59,448 --> 00:05:00,965 - Oh, I will, thank you. - Mm-hmm. 127 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:03,241 - C.J.: No, no, no, son. 128 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:04,620 - MALIK: What's wrong? 129 00:05:06,413 --> 00:05:08,758 - Give--give her that back, son. 130 00:05:08,862 --> 00:05:10,344 - Uh, she just said that we could go-- 131 00:05:10,448 --> 00:05:14,310 - [indistinct mumbling] 132 00:05:14,413 --> 00:05:17,206 - It's a setup. - What are you talking about? 133 00:05:17,310 --> 00:05:18,586 - Trust me. 134 00:05:18,689 --> 00:05:23,172 Give her the remote back now. 135 00:05:23,275 --> 00:05:25,241 Do you see this woman? - You got it. You got it. 136 00:05:25,344 --> 00:05:27,517 Here. Here you go. - Thank you! 137 00:05:29,724 --> 00:05:32,172 I can't believe y'all wasn't gonna let me watch this. 138 00:05:32,275 --> 00:05:36,068 I mean, is either one of y'all pregnant? 139 00:05:36,172 --> 00:05:37,310 - What? 140 00:05:37,413 --> 00:05:38,586 - You heard me? 141 00:05:38,689 --> 00:05:40,379 You don't know what it's like to be walking around 142 00:05:40,482 --> 00:05:42,482 all bloated, carrying a child. 143 00:05:42,586 --> 00:05:45,448 Losing control of your body! 144 00:05:45,551 --> 00:05:47,827 - Well, you know what? Maybe you should just-- 145 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:49,758 - No, son. 146 00:05:49,862 --> 00:05:51,206 Let her go. 147 00:05:53,310 --> 00:05:57,310 - Uh. - She--she ain't even showing. 148 00:05:57,413 --> 00:06:00,551 We just go ahead and just watch it on the phone. 149 00:06:00,655 --> 00:06:04,310 - Man, who watches the playoffs on a phone? 150 00:06:04,413 --> 00:06:07,689 - People with pregnant women in their living room. 151 00:06:07,793 --> 00:06:12,896 - Alright. Fine. Fine. Let's try again. 152 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,620 - [football on phone] 153 00:06:15,724 --> 00:06:19,344 - Excuse me, sweetie. Hey! 154 00:06:19,448 --> 00:06:20,551 - Hey, what's up? 155 00:06:20,655 --> 00:06:23,689 - Uh, hey, um, is Janine here, C.J.? 156 00:06:23,793 --> 00:06:25,862 - She's upstairs with the twins. 157 00:06:25,965 --> 00:06:27,137 - Come here, honey. 158 00:06:27,241 --> 00:06:28,655 'Cause she said that she'd watch Christian for me, 159 00:06:28,758 --> 00:06:30,689 so good. - Okay. 160 00:06:30,793 --> 00:06:33,724 - Are you guys--are you guys watching football? 161 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:35,448 - Yep. Trying to. 162 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,275 - On a phone? 163 00:06:39,379 --> 00:06:41,068 - Well, yeah, the living room's been taken over. 164 00:06:41,172 --> 00:06:43,034 - By? - Look. 165 00:06:43,137 --> 00:06:44,724 - Ooh. 166 00:06:47,206 --> 00:06:49,827 Pregnancy. 167 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:52,827 - Yep, you get it. - Mm-hmm, absolutely. 168 00:06:52,931 --> 00:06:55,758 You guys are definitely safer in here. [laughs] 169 00:06:55,862 --> 00:06:57,448 - You got that right. 170 00:06:57,551 --> 00:07:00,379 - Okay, come on, come on. 171 00:07:00,482 --> 00:07:02,413 But, wait, don't--don't you guys wanna know 172 00:07:02,517 --> 00:07:04,275 where I'm going? 173 00:07:04,379 --> 00:07:05,448 - Oh. - No? 174 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:08,241 - Did we ask her that? - I don't think so. 175 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:11,586 Oh, where you going, Miranda? 176 00:07:11,689 --> 00:07:15,275 - Well, I have a lunch date. 177 00:07:15,379 --> 00:07:17,310 - Wonderful. Good for you. 178 00:07:17,413 --> 00:07:19,448 - Yes, it's with someone new. 179 00:07:19,551 --> 00:07:21,413 - Oh, that's great. 180 00:07:21,517 --> 00:07:23,137 Janine's upstairs. - Okay. 181 00:07:23,241 --> 00:07:26,034 And then after, I'm going with Miss Ella 182 00:07:26,137 --> 00:07:28,793 to go collect clothes for the clothing drive. 183 00:07:28,896 --> 00:07:29,965 Right? - Yeah. 184 00:07:30,068 --> 00:07:31,724 - Okay. - [laughs] 185 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:34,172 - Bye, Christian. - Okay. Say bye-bye. 186 00:07:34,275 --> 00:07:36,689 - Bye. 187 00:07:36,793 --> 00:07:38,586 - Why was she telling us all that? 188 00:07:38,689 --> 00:07:40,103 - 'Cause she want us to tell Calvin. 189 00:07:40,206 --> 00:07:42,413 - Ooh, she wanna make him jealous. 190 00:07:42,517 --> 00:07:45,275 - Right, probably 'cause she met Laura. 191 00:07:45,379 --> 00:07:47,586 - Yeah. - Because they know each other. 192 00:07:47,689 --> 00:07:49,448 - Apparently, they--they work together. 193 00:07:49,551 --> 00:07:50,931 - Oh. - Something. I don't know. 194 00:07:51,034 --> 00:07:52,103 - Okay. Okay. - Yeah. 195 00:07:52,206 --> 00:07:54,137 - Well, look, I'm not telling Cousin Calvin. 196 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:55,793 - No, no, me neither. - Nah. 197 00:07:55,896 --> 00:07:58,413 If she wants him to know, she could tell him. 198 00:07:58,517 --> 00:08:01,344 - Right. Exactly. 199 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:02,344 - You gonna tell him, huh? 200 00:08:02,448 --> 00:08:03,724 - No. - Come on, Dad. 201 00:08:03,827 --> 00:08:04,793 - No, I'm not gonna tell him. 202 00:08:04,896 --> 00:08:06,517 And neither are you. - No, I'm not. 203 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,103 I'm cool with that. I'm fine with it. 204 00:08:10,965 --> 00:08:13,034 - Listen... 205 00:08:13,137 --> 00:08:17,068 people don't like you knowing more about their ex 206 00:08:17,172 --> 00:08:19,241 than they do. - Ooh, okay. 207 00:08:19,344 --> 00:08:22,000 - Yeah. 208 00:08:22,103 --> 00:08:24,655 But I mean, really? 209 00:08:24,758 --> 00:08:27,241 You just gonna come in here, thinking we weak? 210 00:08:27,344 --> 00:08:28,689 Like--like-- - Exactly. 211 00:08:28,793 --> 00:08:30,379 - You know what I mean? - Trying to play us. 212 00:08:30,482 --> 00:08:31,793 - Right. - What's wrong with her? 213 00:08:31,896 --> 00:08:33,896 - Man, women. - Man, these woman, man. 214 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,620 - What? You know what I'm saying? [laughs] 215 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:38,068 - We be wilding. - BOTH: [laughs] 216 00:08:38,172 --> 00:08:39,379 - No, but speaking of women. 217 00:08:39,482 --> 00:08:42,758 - Yeah, what's wrong with 'em? 218 00:08:42,862 --> 00:08:45,275 Oh, oh, what you talking about? 219 00:08:45,379 --> 00:08:48,000 - I'm talking about you need to go handle that one right there. 220 00:08:48,103 --> 00:08:49,896 - Oh, okay, I got you. I'm gonna handle that right now. 221 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,862 - No, no. 222 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,827 Maybe you should wait 'til after the show. 223 00:08:57,965 --> 00:08:59,172 - You right. - 'Cause you definitely 224 00:08:59,275 --> 00:09:02,344 don't wanna come between a pregnant woman and her rose. 225 00:09:02,448 --> 00:09:03,827 - That's right. 226 00:09:03,931 --> 00:09:06,758 But after that, I'm gonna go in there and let her have it. 227 00:09:06,862 --> 00:09:09,344 - You gonna put it down? - I'm gonna lay the hand down. 228 00:09:09,448 --> 00:09:10,344 - I need to see that. 229 00:09:10,448 --> 00:09:11,965 - I got you. I got you. - Okay. 230 00:09:12,068 --> 00:09:13,655 - Let's finish watching this. - Yeah, man. 231 00:09:13,758 --> 00:09:15,206 - ♪ 232 00:09:19,448 --> 00:09:22,103 - [laughing] 233 00:09:22,206 --> 00:09:25,413 Ooh, no he didn't! [laughs] 234 00:09:25,517 --> 00:09:28,172 That's it. [laughs] 235 00:09:28,275 --> 00:09:31,206 Oh, let me grab this. 236 00:09:31,310 --> 00:09:32,793 Ooh, child, y'all won't believe it. 237 00:09:32,896 --> 00:09:34,068 - What? 238 00:09:34,172 --> 00:09:38,793 - All I know is, they better give Brittney that rose. 239 00:09:38,896 --> 00:09:40,482 - Real serious about that show, huh? 240 00:09:40,586 --> 00:09:41,931 - LISA: Mm-hmm. 241 00:09:42,034 --> 00:09:44,551 She stuck by his side, cheating and all, didn't give up, 242 00:09:44,655 --> 00:09:46,758 was there right--right there. - What? 243 00:09:46,862 --> 00:09:48,482 - LISA: Yes, sir. - While he was cheating? 244 00:09:48,586 --> 00:09:50,344 - While he was cheating! 245 00:09:50,448 --> 00:09:51,758 Could you believe that? 246 00:09:51,862 --> 00:09:53,586 Now, I had to come get me something sweet. 247 00:09:53,689 --> 00:09:56,275 It's about to get to the good part. [laughs] 248 00:09:56,379 --> 00:09:58,931 - Kinda good like the good part of the game. 249 00:09:59,034 --> 00:10:01,241 - Oh, how's that going? 250 00:10:01,344 --> 00:10:03,862 - Great. It's going really great. 251 00:10:03,965 --> 00:10:06,068 - I bet it ain't better than this episode though. 252 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:08,275 [laughs] - No, I'm sure it ain't. 253 00:10:08,379 --> 00:10:10,137 [laughing] 254 00:10:10,241 --> 00:10:12,413 - Malik, why you so quiet? 255 00:10:12,517 --> 00:10:15,655 - You know what? Uh, we need to talk. 256 00:10:15,758 --> 00:10:17,172 - Malik? - Yeah? What's up? 257 00:10:17,275 --> 00:10:19,344 Not now. Not right now, Dad. 258 00:10:19,448 --> 00:10:20,689 - What you wanna talk about? 259 00:10:20,793 --> 00:10:22,482 - Let me tell you a little bit about what was going on. 260 00:10:22,586 --> 00:10:24,620 Alright, we was watching the game, 261 00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:26,344 you carried your little self down here and 262 00:10:26,448 --> 00:10:28,034 changed the chan-- - Ssh, gotta go. 263 00:10:28,137 --> 00:10:31,379 It's back on! - I wasn't-- 264 00:10:31,482 --> 00:10:33,172 You know what? She just gonna walk off 265 00:10:33,275 --> 00:10:34,862 from me? - Malik! 266 00:10:34,965 --> 00:10:36,275 - Did you see that? - LISA: [screams] 267 00:10:36,379 --> 00:10:40,862 - She just walked off though. - [laughing] 268 00:10:40,965 --> 00:10:42,413 - We gonna just try to get the highlights 269 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,034 on your phone, man. - How she gonna talk to 270 00:10:44,137 --> 00:10:46,000 the TV, but can't talk to me? 271 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:47,827 - [laughing] 272 00:10:47,931 --> 00:10:50,620 - MALIK: You know what? - Ooh, sookie sookie now. 273 00:10:53,275 --> 00:10:54,482 - I'm lost. 274 00:10:57,172 --> 00:10:58,482 I don't wanna watch it on this. 275 00:11:01,482 --> 00:11:03,034 - Man. - [sighs] 276 00:11:03,137 --> 00:11:05,275 Can you even see anything? 277 00:11:05,379 --> 00:11:07,724 - I can't. 278 00:11:07,827 --> 00:11:11,517 - Man, why won't the highlights play? Come on. 279 00:11:14,034 --> 00:11:15,793 - You know what? 280 00:11:15,896 --> 00:11:17,586 What kind of phone is that anyway? 281 00:11:17,689 --> 00:11:21,241 - I don't know, the best one you and Mom could buy. 282 00:11:21,344 --> 00:11:23,482 - Boy, you're a grown man. 283 00:11:23,586 --> 00:11:26,000 It's time for you to get your own phone. 284 00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:27,448 - Man. 285 00:11:27,551 --> 00:11:30,896 Why can't we even see the highlights, man? 286 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,965 - [sighs] 287 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:36,655 - Man, let me get something to drink. 288 00:11:36,758 --> 00:11:38,551 I'm stressed up in here. 289 00:11:38,655 --> 00:11:40,034 - Don't even worry about it, man. 290 00:11:40,137 --> 00:11:43,103 Don't worry about it. - Man. You know what? 291 00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:44,551 Nah, Dad, it's all good. 292 00:11:44,655 --> 00:11:45,965 I'm about to go in there and talk to her. 293 00:11:46,068 --> 00:11:48,310 - Oh, no, no. What are you doing? 294 00:11:48,413 --> 00:11:49,862 - I'm about to go turn the TV back. 295 00:11:51,103 --> 00:11:53,034 - I think you should leave that alone. 296 00:11:53,137 --> 00:11:57,000 - Dad, this is crazy, come on, man, that's my TV. 297 00:11:57,103 --> 00:11:58,758 - Actually, it's my TV. 298 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,413 - Whose ever it is, she can't just come in here 299 00:12:03,517 --> 00:12:05,275 and change it. 300 00:12:05,379 --> 00:12:07,655 - Look, son. 301 00:12:07,758 --> 00:12:10,413 You in a relationship. - Yeah. 302 00:12:10,517 --> 00:12:13,310 - And a relationship is about compromise. 303 00:12:13,413 --> 00:12:16,172 - Okay, but... 304 00:12:16,275 --> 00:12:17,275 I'm not about to do that. 305 00:12:17,379 --> 00:12:19,620 That's what she's supposed to do. 306 00:12:19,724 --> 00:12:21,551 - What do you think a relationship is? 307 00:12:21,655 --> 00:12:24,586 - I think it's what it's supposed to be. 308 00:12:24,689 --> 00:12:27,034 She gives something and I give something. 309 00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:30,586 - Look, man, you the one that brought this girl in here. 310 00:12:30,689 --> 00:12:32,862 And now that you done started your life this way, 311 00:12:32,965 --> 00:12:34,758 there's certain things you gotta understand. 312 00:12:34,862 --> 00:12:36,827 Everything is about compromise. 313 00:12:36,931 --> 00:12:37,965 You done brought her in here, 314 00:12:38,068 --> 00:12:39,862 you're gonna have a child together. 315 00:12:39,965 --> 00:12:44,517 So it's usually us that gotta acquiesce. 316 00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:47,310 You feel me? - Uh, uhh... 317 00:12:47,413 --> 00:12:48,758 that seems like too much work. 318 00:12:48,862 --> 00:12:51,206 I don't wanna do that for the game. 319 00:12:51,310 --> 00:12:53,896 - You're gonna have to do it for more than the game. 320 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,482 This how your life about to go, brother. 321 00:12:55,586 --> 00:12:57,448 - Come on, Dad, really? 322 00:12:57,551 --> 00:12:58,862 - Yeah, listen. 323 00:12:58,965 --> 00:13:00,758 When you share your life with somebody, you're gonna 324 00:13:00,862 --> 00:13:04,931 have to make compromises and compromises, 325 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,724 and compromises. 326 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:08,448 It ain't gonna stop. 327 00:13:08,551 --> 00:13:10,034 - Come on. 328 00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:12,793 Well, I could get to the other compromises later. 329 00:13:12,896 --> 00:13:15,068 Just not compromising the big game. 330 00:13:17,689 --> 00:13:19,413 - I think you have. 331 00:13:19,517 --> 00:13:20,724 - You could think that, 332 00:13:20,827 --> 00:13:22,551 but I'm about to go in there and tell her how I feel. 333 00:13:22,655 --> 00:13:25,724 - Look, son. 334 00:13:25,827 --> 00:13:29,310 Let me explain something to you about pregnant women. 335 00:13:29,413 --> 00:13:30,310 - What about 'em? 336 00:13:33,137 --> 00:13:34,310 - When your mother was pregnant-- 337 00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:35,689 - Mm-hmm. 338 00:13:35,793 --> 00:13:37,793 - --she was going through a lot. 339 00:13:37,896 --> 00:13:41,103 Like she just didn't know herself, you know? 340 00:13:41,206 --> 00:13:43,724 And that hormone thing, that's a real thing. 341 00:13:45,482 --> 00:13:48,551 And she was crying all the time. 342 00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:50,000 - For what? - I don't know. 343 00:13:52,034 --> 00:13:54,551 - Well, look, Lisa's not like that. 344 00:13:54,655 --> 00:13:55,517 - I mean, you're right. You're right. 345 00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:57,206 Some women are different. 346 00:13:57,310 --> 00:13:58,310 You know what I mean? 347 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:03,689 But that hormone thing is a real thing. 348 00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:07,000 So you gonna have to be careful. Real careful. 349 00:14:07,103 --> 00:14:09,103 You gonna have to be sympathetic, 350 00:14:09,206 --> 00:14:11,137 and you're gonna have to be understanding, 351 00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:14,793 which means you're gonna have to tiptoe around this girl. 352 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:17,482 - Dad, I've been tiptoeing a lot, alright? 353 00:14:17,586 --> 00:14:19,172 I can't keep tiptoeing. 354 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:22,344 She shouldn't have been that way about the game. 355 00:14:22,448 --> 00:14:24,896 Hell, this isn't ballet, I ain't no ballerina, 356 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,965 I ain't tiptoeing no more. 357 00:14:27,068 --> 00:14:28,793 - So you--you--you feeling yourself? 358 00:14:28,896 --> 00:14:31,103 - I'm feeling myself! - You ready to go in-- 359 00:14:31,206 --> 00:14:33,034 - I'm about to go in there and let her know something. 360 00:14:33,137 --> 00:14:34,379 - You're just ready to go ahead with yourself? 361 00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,000 - I'm gonna go in there and tell her something. 362 00:14:36,103 --> 00:14:37,275 - Well, then go ahead with yourself then. 363 00:14:37,379 --> 00:14:38,896 - I will. 364 00:14:39,931 --> 00:14:41,724 - C.J.: Malik? - What's up? 365 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,344 - It was nice knowing you, son. 366 00:14:45,724 --> 00:14:47,655 - [laughs] 367 00:14:47,758 --> 00:14:49,172 You funny, Dad. 368 00:14:49,275 --> 00:14:50,310 You real funny. 369 00:14:50,413 --> 00:14:52,206 You know, things ain't like that no more. 370 00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:54,827 So today, I'm gonna teach ya something. 371 00:14:54,931 --> 00:14:57,689 I just want you to sit back, watch, and learn. 372 00:14:57,793 --> 00:14:58,689 - C.J.: Uh. 373 00:14:58,793 --> 00:15:00,034 I'mma watch. - Good. 374 00:15:00,137 --> 00:15:01,793 - But I got a feeling that you gonna be the one 375 00:15:01,896 --> 00:15:03,689 doing all the learning. 376 00:15:03,793 --> 00:15:05,000 - You gonna see. - C.J.: Okay. 377 00:15:05,103 --> 00:15:06,206 - I'm gonna learn you something today. 378 00:15:06,310 --> 00:15:07,241 - Alright. 379 00:15:07,344 --> 00:15:08,793 - Alright, Lisa, look we need to talk. 380 00:15:08,896 --> 00:15:12,379 - [sobbing] That was so sad. 381 00:15:12,482 --> 00:15:13,620 - Yeah, I'm sure it was. 382 00:15:13,724 --> 00:15:16,793 But, look, um, this TV situation-- 383 00:15:16,896 --> 00:15:21,586 - [crying] No, sit down. 384 00:15:21,689 --> 00:15:24,137 - What's going on? What's wrong? 385 00:15:24,241 --> 00:15:26,241 - [sobbing] He ain't choose her. 386 00:15:26,344 --> 00:15:29,655 - Oh, no. - [sobbing] 387 00:15:29,758 --> 00:15:32,482 - No, he didn't? - No. 388 00:15:32,586 --> 00:15:35,517 [crying] 389 00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:37,758 - Well, you know that's probably 'cause she changed 390 00:15:37,862 --> 00:15:39,862 the TV. - [sobs] 391 00:15:39,965 --> 00:15:43,344 - What? - Nothing. 392 00:15:43,448 --> 00:15:46,068 - Baby, that's just so sad. 393 00:15:46,172 --> 00:15:49,517 Like why men do that? [crying] 394 00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:51,310 - What'd we do now? 395 00:15:51,413 --> 00:15:53,724 - LISA: [sobs] 396 00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:58,655 Y'all just be so insensitive all the time. 397 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,862 - Yeah. - [sobbing] 398 00:16:00,965 --> 00:16:03,310 - Especially when we watching sports. 399 00:16:05,689 --> 00:16:06,758 - Wait, wait, what'd you say? 400 00:16:06,862 --> 00:16:08,482 - Nothing. 401 00:16:08,586 --> 00:16:11,517 - No, you said something about me changing the TV. 402 00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:12,931 - Who? 403 00:16:13,034 --> 00:16:14,241 - You've been making little comments. 404 00:16:14,344 --> 00:16:16,827 You've been making little comments for the last hour. 405 00:16:16,931 --> 00:16:18,448 - Who been doing that? - You! 406 00:16:18,551 --> 00:16:19,689 - Me? - Yes, you! 407 00:16:19,793 --> 00:16:21,965 - About what? - About this dang TV, 408 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,137 that stupid game! - Oooh! 409 00:16:24,241 --> 00:16:26,931 See, you brought it up. So, look... 410 00:16:27,034 --> 00:16:29,379 um, we need to talk about this... 411 00:16:29,482 --> 00:16:31,275 - Uh, don't do it. 412 00:16:33,206 --> 00:16:36,034 - [chuckles] Dad, I got this. 413 00:16:36,137 --> 00:16:38,137 - I'm just saying, you 'bout to get in real deep. 414 00:16:38,241 --> 00:16:40,620 - Dad-- 415 00:16:40,724 --> 00:16:42,827 - I got this. - Okay. 416 00:16:42,931 --> 00:16:45,172 Well, go ahead with yourself. 417 00:16:45,275 --> 00:16:46,931 - Oh, I will. - C.J.: Okay. 418 00:16:47,034 --> 00:16:49,620 - I mean, what you know about this situation anyways? 419 00:16:49,724 --> 00:16:51,137 - What you mean? 420 00:16:51,241 --> 00:16:52,586 - It's a whole new generation. 421 00:16:52,689 --> 00:16:53,965 Things are so different now. 422 00:16:54,068 --> 00:16:55,172 - What? - MALIK: Yeah. 423 00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:56,931 - Let me tell you something, son. 424 00:16:57,034 --> 00:17:00,103 Women been having babies for every generation. 425 00:17:00,206 --> 00:17:02,793 And there ain't been no difference. 426 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:05,931 - Alright, Dad. 427 00:17:06,034 --> 00:17:08,620 Um... - What? You got something 428 00:17:08,724 --> 00:17:10,482 you wanna say to me? - Yeah, I do. 429 00:17:10,586 --> 00:17:11,689 I got something for ya. 430 00:17:11,793 --> 00:17:15,724 Look, this TV situation, we was watching the game, 431 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,827 you came down here and turned to what-- 432 00:17:17,931 --> 00:17:19,965 whatever this is. - Okay, what about it? 433 00:17:21,896 --> 00:17:26,517 - Look, you can't just turn the TV, alright? 434 00:17:27,931 --> 00:17:30,103 That was really, really rude. 435 00:17:30,206 --> 00:17:32,310 - Malik, we talked about this. 436 00:17:32,413 --> 00:17:33,586 - About what? 437 00:17:33,689 --> 00:17:35,586 - About if I was gonna stay here, I had to be able 438 00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:38,482 to watch my shows. 439 00:17:38,586 --> 00:17:40,448 - Well, excuse me. 440 00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:42,448 I didn't know that that meant you was just gonna 441 00:17:42,551 --> 00:17:44,517 come down here and change it when you felt like it. 442 00:17:44,620 --> 00:17:47,034 - Well, what else was that supposed to mean? 443 00:17:47,137 --> 00:17:50,172 - Ha, alright, look. 444 00:17:50,275 --> 00:17:55,344 If I'm watching TV or my mom is watching TV... 445 00:17:55,448 --> 00:17:57,413 ain't gonna be no changing of the channel. 446 00:17:57,517 --> 00:17:59,413 - Or--or the big fella that pay the bills. 447 00:17:59,517 --> 00:18:01,448 - MALIK: Hold on, big dog. 448 00:18:01,551 --> 00:18:04,137 See, you ain't wanna get in on the conversation. 449 00:18:04,241 --> 00:18:05,896 You told me to handle it alone. 450 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,000 - Okay. - so I got it. 451 00:18:07,103 --> 00:18:09,241 - Okay, go ahead with yourself. 452 00:18:09,344 --> 00:18:10,655 - Now do we have an understanding? 453 00:18:10,758 --> 00:18:13,517 - I understand. - Thank you. 454 00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:15,275 - Okay, fine! 455 00:18:18,689 --> 00:18:21,620 - You see? You see? 456 00:18:21,724 --> 00:18:23,620 Let's watch these highlights. 457 00:18:23,724 --> 00:18:26,689 - So you, uh--you feel like you handled that? 458 00:18:26,793 --> 00:18:27,827 - Oh, I know I did. 459 00:18:27,931 --> 00:18:29,379 You see she upstairs. 460 00:18:29,482 --> 00:18:33,344 - Son, you don't have a clue. 461 00:18:33,448 --> 00:18:36,000 - I don't understand what you're saying. 462 00:18:36,103 --> 00:18:39,517 - Well, understand what I'm saying is that that 463 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:42,724 is not over. - [scoffs] 464 00:18:42,827 --> 00:18:45,000 Oh, it most definitely is over. 465 00:18:45,103 --> 00:18:46,482 I ain't got nothing else to say about it. 466 00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:49,827 - Oh, yeah, no, it is not. 467 00:18:49,931 --> 00:18:52,379 - I can't believe we missed this play. 468 00:18:52,482 --> 00:18:54,724 - Look to me like you're about to miss a whole 'nother play. 469 00:18:54,827 --> 00:18:56,275 - What you talking about? 470 00:18:58,724 --> 00:19:01,379 Well, uh, baby, where you going? 471 00:19:01,482 --> 00:19:02,724 - I'm going somewhere where I can watch 472 00:19:02,827 --> 00:19:05,000 whatever I wanna watch. 473 00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:07,379 - Wait, Lisa, you-- 474 00:19:07,482 --> 00:19:09,689 - Don't you talk to me no more, 'cause we over! 475 00:19:11,103 --> 00:19:12,620 - What? Lisa! 476 00:19:15,379 --> 00:19:16,517 Lisa! 477 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,448 Lisa! 478 00:19:26,551 --> 00:19:28,620 - Lisa! 479 00:19:28,724 --> 00:19:30,517 Lisa! 480 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,620 [sighs] That boy crazy as hell. 481 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:51,482 - Dad, she left. She really left. 482 00:19:51,586 --> 00:19:55,103 She really left. I-- 483 00:19:55,206 --> 00:19:57,034 Can you--can you--what are you doing? 484 00:19:57,137 --> 00:19:59,000 Can you help me go find her? What-- 485 00:19:59,103 --> 00:20:01,206 - You told me to sit back and watch, 'cause 486 00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:03,068 I'm from a different generation. 487 00:20:03,172 --> 00:20:05,310 This is how players do it. 488 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,448 You did you. 489 00:20:07,551 --> 00:20:11,137 - Yeah, I did. I clearly did me too well. 490 00:20:13,827 --> 00:20:15,379 - I think you blew that one, son. 491 00:20:17,862 --> 00:20:18,862 - Well, what am I gonna do? 492 00:20:18,965 --> 00:20:20,931 She could watch whatever she want. 493 00:20:21,034 --> 00:20:22,758 - Oh, now she can watch whatever she want? 494 00:20:22,862 --> 00:20:24,620 On my TV? 495 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,827 - Well, it's--it's ours, Dad. 496 00:20:27,931 --> 00:20:32,068 Don't be so possessive right now. 497 00:20:32,172 --> 00:20:36,000 - I like the way you possessing that pillow. 498 00:20:36,103 --> 00:20:38,034 - Mm, it smells like her. 499 00:20:42,344 --> 00:20:44,310 - What happened to the highlights, man? 500 00:20:44,413 --> 00:20:46,724 - I don't care. - Oh, now you don't care? 501 00:20:46,827 --> 00:20:48,206 - I just want Lisa. 502 00:20:50,655 --> 00:20:52,448 [exhales] 503 00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:55,689 - Lisa! - Lisa! 504 00:20:55,793 --> 00:20:58,068 - Lisa! - Lisa! 505 00:21:27,689 --> 00:21:29,379 - ♪ 506 00:21:33,827 --> 00:21:37,448 - ♪ 35999

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